Friday, July 29, 2011

Spot Start For Slacker

The Daily Stache must have had a breaking news story that El Pad got assigned to cover. I hope it had to do with dong. That's his favorite topic.


Anyway, off to the races....


Good ol cut n past day from the WWL:

Source: NFL reinstates Burress after jail time
I wonder if the source on this one is the NFL. Why is this even news?

Source: Ochocinco to NE Haynesworth, too
Tem predicts this is the year one of these types of deals blows up in the Pats face. 90% chance Ochocinco does the Shipoopi song after a TD. (what the fuck is that? /keith)

Tiger plans to play Bridgestone

If he plays well all we will hear is that Tiger is back baby! If he plays poorly it will surely have to do only with his injured knee. Fuck his knee and fuck him. It is golfing* for goodness sake, we shouldn't care at all. Golfing is only slightly better than soccer. Maybe tied for last.


Baby stepsReport: Kobe talks Turkey
Seems like going to Europe is the only play the players have if they want to break the owners. Owners are dug in for the long haul and the players aren't. So they'll have to hit up Europe for some cash. I am excited for ESPN to start showing some Euroleague games.


Power shiftCards acquire QB Kolb from Eagles

I bet Kolb does great there throwing to the RB and Tight End. While Fitz bitches about not getting the ball because he was 25yds down field and had single coverage. Check Down Kolb will be a great fit for a team with a star WR. Nonetheless he'll be a high pick in too many fantasy leagues.


Big betDolphins acquire Bush, agree on 2-year deal

Bush is a funny name.

Finally things I think everyone on LOV has done

gotten drunk
had sex
been on a boat
driven a car
watched a professional sporting event live at the stadium/arena
flown on a plane
smoked weed
rewound a movie just to see some tits again
pet a dog

20 comments:

kod said...

"90% chance Ochocinco does the Shipoopi song after a TD.

(what the fuck is that? /keith)"


I love The Music Man!


/keith


Fuck Family Guy


/Keith

tem said...

and i see el pad is writing a draft of a post now.

effing slacker.

Beth said...

So he not only doesn't read comments but now isn't even reading posts?

kod said...

I'm far more likely to read comments than a post


usually I only read a post if someone commends it or comments on it in the comments

Blue said...

i have not done one of those things...i'll let you guess

tem said...

i guess the weed one

Beth said...

"I'm far more likely to read comments than a post"

But even if you don't read a post, I'm sure you are aware one exists. Unlike ep apparently...

Beth said...

"usually I only read a post if someone commends it or comments on it in the comments"

I think I'm going to commend every single post now just to mess with kod.

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Beth said...

Great post today Tem!! A must read!

Blue said...

maybe ep just had something he had to say...you know, gems

Blue said...

tem wins...don pardo tell him what he's won.

kod said...

"But even if you don't read a post, I'm sure you are aware one exists. Unlike ep apparently..."


yes, that is an important distinction

El Padrino said...

i posted, i said via Twitter this post will be delayed

El Padrino said...

i was at company HQ early this morning

tem said...

nobody here tweets except meiz.

kod said...

"I think I'm going to commend every single post now just to mess with kod.

Great post today Tem!! A must read!"


suite, I don't have the temency to afford a reader, but I'll take a volunteer adviser

Blue said...

"i posted, i said via Twitter this post will be delayed"

no you didn't

kod said...

new Thundercats cartoons begin tonight



home alone on a Friday night watching Thundercats? That's snarfing lame, even for me!

kod said...

nobody here tweets except meiz.


yeah, I gave it a whirl for a few months....didn't take

tem said...

ok time to move over to el pad's post. It is a Great post today! A must read!

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