Friday, July 29, 2011

Some talk about spurts

Talk show sport type folk loving saying Asmoghua. I guess it rolls off the tongue after awhile. Hope the Jets sign him. So that when they don't make the Super Bowl again it will be even more of a collossal failure. Also they lose Brad Smith who was huge for them in both the offense and special teams, they lose Edwards who laugh but he made plays for them too so they';; have almost 38MM a year tied up in two corners but still struggle to score points. And they know teams carry more than two WR's right?

The Fins have a Bush now.

Kolb got Schaub money. Did I miss the Texans making the playoffs since that Schaub deal?

Pats. Fucking Pats.

Do Fat Toads get buried or just thrown in a Lake somewhere.

Remember when the Red Sox sucked hardcore, like in April. That was fun.

Now that the Eagles sign VY every snap that Mike Vick takes Eagles fans will be holding thier breath hoping he doesn't get hurt. Every non Eagle fan will be rooting for TEO.

Greg Olsen trade? Then the Bears sign Roy Williams? The fuck are they doing.

Is Sprohles better than Bush?

Yesterday was bgep's birthday and she's hilarious. When you said Happy Birthday she said Happy Birthday back. Like Happy Birthday to you too. Then she reflected on the day by saying she didn't want to get tall (cue the uncle joey) and she wants to stay small forever. And live in a castle. Kids. They say the darndest things.

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tem said...

if you pulled a dolphin out of the water would it die? i mean it could breathe right? but does it need water? like what if you just hung it over the water? would it die or just get pissed off because it wants in the water.

El Padrino said...

"i posted, i said via Twitter this post will be delayed"

no you didn't"

yes i did

El Padrino said...

actually tem only you, beth, kod and zeke are not on the Twitter

kod said...

I think it needs water/moisture for it's skin


otherwise, beached wales could live indefinitely if they were fed fish regularly



*I also looked it up and found they need water to keep them from overheating, and also to keep their organs from collapsing in on themselves

kod said...

actually tem only you, beth, kod and zeke are not on the Twitter


I'm on twitter, I just don't tweet

El Padrino said...

it would die

El Padrino said...

so just tem and beth

Todd Packer said...

"actually tem only you, beth, kod and zeke are not on the Twitter"

not true

Blue said...

@anthonypadrino

Shit i'm tired. Glad it's Friday though.

Blue said...

not sure how that = i'm running late, post will be delayed

Keef said...

Typical new yorker

El Padrino said...

"@anthonypadrino

Shit i'm tired. Glad it's Friday though."

Before that, when I got on the boat to cross the river I tweeted this:

@LrdzOfVengeance todays post will be delayed

El Padrino said...

I will retweet now so you can check it. Blind fuck.

Blue said...

who is @lrdzofVengeance?

Beth said...

TMTT

Keef said...

Happy bday yug

Blue said...

jug is there doing this today

Keef said...

Cmk is blaring Open Arms right now, kod

kod said...

"Cmk is blaring Open Arms right now, kod"



hilarity; it's like blaring Wonderful Tonight or All by Myself

Keef said...

Isn't open arms what you were blaring in your car?

kod said...

yep, exactly; that's why I was so embarrassed when the car next to me caught me napping like that

tem said...

needless to say twitter is not the method you say a post will be delayed.

tem said...

put it on facebook. then we'll all know.

kod said...

although, one of the best pieces of advice I got as a kid was journey-related.

My sister is 4 years older than me; in about 6th grade her boyfriend found out I played the piano, and advised me to learn a few journey and speedwagon songs on the piano...that it would "benefit" me in high school and college

that was some very good advice I was glad I took; women love journey and speedwagon (at least women born before the 1980s)

tem said...

so playing journey on the piano got you laid?

Blue said...

does that work with guys too?

/meiz

Keef said...

so playing journey on the piano got you laid?



That's too much work

/mize

kod said...

"so playing journey on the piano got you laid?"

A couple times I don't think it hurt; also didn't hurt in somehow convincing exfmkod that she wasn't completely out of my league....for a couple years anyway


it's just one of those subtle little things that can help tip the scales in your favor that others don't necessarily pick up on (which is the key); like say, wearing a solid light blue shirt when I need to ask a favor from someone, or playing classical music in the background when I need to say something to cmkod that could potentially start a fight. Hard to gauge how much effect things like this have exactly

tem said...

how many people on this blog have temgaged?


me, beth, blue, kod?

tem said...

i've never heard of this light blue shirt and classical music strategy. pelase advise.

Blue said...

found out the other day that my wife's cousin is getting married this november...the day after she turns 18


both of them will still be in highschool. this is craziness.

Keef said...

i've never heard of this light blue shirt and classical music strategy. pelase advise.



Subliminary messages

Keef said...

Like if the Phillies just traded Cliff Lee, you would want to approach rev with a cheese steak in your hand

Keef said...

Rev: man, that really sucks that they traded Cliff. But are you gonna eat that?

Blue said...

maybe i need to buy a solid light blue shirt for summit talk

Keef said...

maybe i need to buy a solid light blue shirt for summit talk



No

/cmblue

El Padrino said...

found out the other day that my wife's cousin is getting married this november

ala fucking bama

Keef said...

I hope 85 doesn't get #85 in NE

Todd Packer said...

just created a twitter account. figured out how to follow famous people, but how do I follow lov people. do I need to know their twitter name?

Todd Packer said...

also, do I need to turn off the text feature if I'm using the twitter app on a smat*phone

Beth said...

"found out the other day that my wife's cousin is getting married this november...the day after she turns 18"

Time to hope she joins the temgagement list.

Todd Packer said...

"TMTT"

sorry beth

kod said...

"i've never heard of this light blue shirt and classical music strategy"


I'll have to pm you on fb if you want to know about the blue shirt strategy and will keep it secret; that is one of my biggest secrets as it works so damn well.

For the classical music thing, it soothes. If you ever in a situation you know may create a confrontation, study after study show it is much less likely to occur if classical music is being played in the background. It just sends a subconscious calming energy to the listener.

kod-tangent: studies also show classical music greatly develops children's brains, even when they are in the womb (my elementary school used to have it playing in the hallways at all times for both reasons....less fights, brain development).

Keef said...

Getting a pool fence put in tomorrow. Hopefully fewer things get lost now

Keef said...

fucking white trash

El Padrino said...

do I need to know their twitter name?

yes or search their real names

kod said...

I was going to post one of my favorite Jerry quotes on Jug's fb wall today


"“Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not
to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.”



but I figured any of his friends who didn't get the reference would think I'm the worlds biggest a-hole

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Joe Perez, who lives around the corner, said he saw a girl he presumed was Ame being punished by being told to walk up and down the street barefooted and in the heat. "I was about to go over there myself (and say to the guardians), 'Why don't you take off your shoes and walk 18 times on the street?' " Perez said."

sure buddy

El Padrino said...

Getting a pool fence put in tomorrow.

important

Keef said...

Yep

El Padrino said...

keef your pic

name is

Whiskey Tango ---->>

kod said...

man, picked up a kitten last week; he was abandoned at like 2 weeks old, so young he couldn't open his eyes and had to be bottle fed


he's a great kitten, but I'm constantly living in fear now of stepping on/sitting on, or otherwise accidentally crushing him

kod said...

geez, jug, my boss, and my dad all have the same birthday...and gdkod2s is tomorrow

funny

Keef said...

"keef your pic

name is

Whiskey Tango ---->>"


Fucking awesome. I remember when that pic was taken

Whiskey Tango ---->> said...

This was the blazin' hot wings challenge at BW's in '04

El Padrino said...

did you win?

El Padrino said...

drop the arrows if they dont work

Whiskey Tango said...

arrow gets all fuckt* up in the name

Whiskey Tango said...

man, picked up a kitten last week; he was abandoned at like 2 weeks old, so young he couldn't open his eyes and had to be bottle fed


Fucking kod



but I'm constantly living in fear now of stepping on/sitting on, or otherwise accidentally crushing him


One can only hope. I'll cross my fingers for you

Whiskey Tango said...

"did you win?"


Had to eat a dozen in 6 minutes. I made it. Then I shit fire the next day

tem said...

"Getting a pool fence put in tomorrow. Hopefully fewer things get lost now"


sound logic. should help.

tem said...

exfemtem picked up a cat when we were dating.

cat was alright.

was scared of everything except me and exfemtem.

one day my uncle was in town and he had on his breathing mask thing to precent snoring while he slept. cat saw him in the mask, pissed itself and ran downstairs. didn't leave the basement for 3 days.

tem said...

el pad, is today the day to sell stocks and reinvest after the shit crashes next week?

kod said...

I've really become a cat person over the past 3 years


cats are smarter, more hygienic, exhibit more personality traits, and require significantly lower maintenance than any other kind of pet I know of.


I tend to think people who dislike all cats (other than for allergy reasons) just haven't had the fortune of owning a really great cat yet.

*I do concede that a lot of cats are assholes. A dog is much more likely to make a great pet than a cat. But, if you get them as kittens and socialize them early, they usually turn out good.

Whiskey Tango said...

My least favorite sports play is the precent defense

tem said...

yes, the precent is bad

Whiskey Tango said...

just because your cat pukes in the toilet doesn't mean cats are more hygienic*


s

tem said...

dogs >>>> cats

but cats aren't that bad.

Whiskey Tango said...

US futbol team hired a Klansman or something to coach them

Whiskey Tango said...

dogs >>>> cats


Add about infinity > than signs

tem said...

my least favorite play is the endzone fade when run by high schools.

98% of HS QBs can't throw it and 95% of HS WRs can't catch it.

minus swell* just throw the ball out of bounds on purpose.

tem said...

is "> than" LOV vernacular or HDH?

kod said...

just because your cat pukes in the toilet doesn't mean cats are more hygienic*



aitch; I'm pretty sure that was the moment I changed from a dog person to a cat person

Blue said...

my least favorite football play is the shotgun draw

Blue said...

> than is lov i'm purrty sure.

not sure if keith meant it that way

Whiskey Tango said...

is "> than" LOV vernacular or HDH?


It's been LOV standard for a while now

Blue said...

orton to dolphins is dead


dolphins signed matt moore...doesn't mean a trade still can't happen, just makes it less likely

kod said...

"95% of HS WRs can't catch it."


Yep, every team has at least one Featherstone.

Blue said...

broncos are gonna get mcgahee

Whiskey Tango said...

"dolphins signed matt moore"


Yeah they definitely don't need Orton now

s

El Padrino said...

eating like a horse today

El Padrino said...

"el pad, is today the day to sell stocks and reinvest after the shit crashes next week?"

well if you believe shit will crash next week then i guess yes

just remember even if a deal is not met the govt is NOT defaulting on t note payments

El Padrino said...

cats are dicks

El Padrino said...

depends what your selling too tem

Blue said...

"just remember even if a deal is not met the govt is NOT defaulting on t note payments"


moodys and s&p have both said if they miss any of their obligations, they're downgraded, not just bond interest payments

tem said...

"It's been LOV standard for a while now"

i thought so, but needed clarity

El Padrino said...

worse case scenario they lose triple A status (donwgrade to double A which is still highly secure)

which they will get back once they pass a defecit deal

and they will not miss any of the obligations, not talking about interest im talking about maturity payments

i dont see that happening

tem said...

i'm not gonna sell. but if i did it would be BP and HIT. those are the only 2 i own.

El Padrino said...

McDonald's to Open a Restaurant a Day in China in Four Years

if mickey d's isnt in your stock portfolios long term you sstill have time to grab it

company is a monster

tem said...

your face is a monster

El Padrino said...

"i'm not gonna sell. but if i did it would be BP and HIT. those are the only 2 i own."

selling BP would not make any sense, anything commodity driven would go up

Beth said...

Kod, tell me about the newest Falcon, Ray Edwards.

Spaceman Spiff said...

lot of funny cat vids on youtube

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem you got hendo or fedor

kod said...

"Kod, tell me about the newest Falcon, Ray Edwards."


He's kind of frustrating, he's really athletic and makes some suite plays, but also often seems to underachieve...he's prone to dumb personal fouls too. He could make a leap, I wish the Vikes could have kept him FWIW. He's also a decent boxer I guess.

Mize said...

"just created a twitter account. figured out how to follow famous people, but how do I follow lov people. do I need to know their twitter name?"


Search the meiz

Blue said...

"Search the meiz"

yeah if you want a bunch of random retweets of ninjas

Beth said...

Thanks kod!

Mize said...

How do I go about buying stock in McDonalds?

Just one share?

Whiskey Tango said...

"Search the meiz"

Just don't fuck with his twitter account

Whiskey Tango said...

"How do I go about buying stock in McDonalds?

Just one share?"


you can afford two shares

Mize said...

What is it at?

Mize said...

I'll take 6.

Whiskey Tango said...

$86

Whiskey Tango said...

mize

Mize said...

I looked on WSJ

Mize said...

Back to work

Whiskey Tango said...

"I looked on WSJ"



look at you

Blue said...

get an etrade account and become a day trader meiz.

get tips from EP and you'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams

Whiskey Tango said...

yeah it's worked for LP so far

Whiskey Tango said...

does etrade have high fees?

El Padrino said...

was this linked?

trebek

El Padrino said...

"yeah it's worked for LP so far"

you need money to make money

give me 50 large i'll turn it into 75 in one week

El Padrino said...

does etrade have high fees?

no

El Padrino said...

"How do I go about buying stock in McDonalds?

open a brokerage account, online preferably

Whiskey Tango said...

"you need money to make money"

Yeah. I wasn't ranking on you. Just saying, mize doesn't have money to build from

Whiskey Tango said...

LP, help me make money from wall street. I'll take care of you

/stache guy

Blue said...

etrades fees are a little high, if you are only buying/selling 6 shares of stock, the fee will probably eat up any profits

Blue said...

damnit trebek

Whiskey Tango said...

Buying 6 shares of an $86 stock seems like it wouldn't be worth it.

El Padrino said...

chuck schwab online account i think is cheap

or check td ameritrade

El Padrino said...

you can buy what you want, pay for it, ask them to deliver the certificate (will cost like $50 one time safekeeping fee) then you can hang it on the wall until it quadruples in value, then take off wall and cash the bitch in

Blue said...

scottrade is pretty cheap

El Padrino said...

physical certs of stocks are cool

El Padrino said...

A man robbed a cupcake store in downtown Denver, armed with a syringe that he said was filled with his own HIV-infected blood. The man, possibly a transient, grabbed an employee at Gigi's Cupcakes, brandished the uncapped syringe, and threatened to inject her if she didn't open the register. He left with about $300 in cash

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Keyon Dooling (VP of Players Association) close to signing with Efes Istanbul, without an NBA-out
Milwaukee Bucks"

great lockout news

s

Whiskey Tango said...

What's more shocking? That that is news or that he is VP of the NBAPA

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue,

have you heard if the fake in n out in boise is any good?

tem said...

"tem you got hendo or fedor"

fedor. think both are done. fedor bounces back here though.

tem said...

kenyon* dooling is smart because his name is the name of the college tem went to.

Blue said...

"have you heard if the fake in n out in boise is any good?"

the gem in-n-out, is actually in the town my dad grew up in and where a lot of my family still lives.

It's ok, but not something spectacular.

Blue said...

oh, maybe this burger express place you're asking about.


funny because there's an actual place called in-n-out burger and uses a very similar logo (been around forever) but they never get hassled.

Blue said...

i just read about the burger place that in-n-out is telling to change their logo and menu.


"In addition to the red and yellow logo, lettering and the short menu, In-N-Out even said the restaurant copies its presentation: "the burger partially wrapped with the side visible — to the customer.""

a lot of hamburger places do the partial wrapped burger.

El Padrino said...

im not black but i love watermelon

El Padrino said...

and fried chicken

but who doesnt love fried chicken

it's a bad black stereotype joke

Blue said...

what about fried chicken?

tem said...

yeah, not sure you can trademark a partially wrapped burger.

El Padrino said...

keef you have that keep the name for a week no?

4 game sweep?

just asking dont care

El Padrino said...

was this burger place like the fake Apple stores in China?

Blue said...

not even close

El Padrino said...

The average American watermelon has about 200 to 800 seeds, and roughly 5 percent of those are still immature upon harvest. These seeds are infertile, so unlike their black cousins, you can't use them to plant your own crop of watermelons.


this made me lol

El Padrino said...

oh i saw that

there was this place in the bronx that had an identical menu to shake shack

milkbar i think it's called

tem said...

so black watermelon seeds can be planted, but the white ones not so much?

Blue said...

you can plant them...they just won't grow anything

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea i was talking about burgerexpress, funny that there is also another place there that came to mind

Blue said...

blue got in an argument with the CFO about his use of the word re-forecast.

there is no such word and it's a petpeeve of blue

CFO said, "oh you think you're all holier then now? I could care less"

Blue said...

he doesn't have a graduate degree and has very low self-esteem and thinks i'm trying to out-intellect him or something

Whiskey Tango said...

keef you have that keep the name for a week no?

4 game sweep?

just asking dont care




You care or you wouldn't have axed

El Padrino said...

just wondering if there was a sweep penalty

Whiskey Tango said...

I dunno. But that's fine. Cincy sucks

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nnamdi to the Eagles"

Spaceman Spiff said...

intredasting* how that played out

Spaceman Spiff said...

media had no clue

Spaceman Spiff said...

just traded for rodgers-cromartie, gonna flip him or deal asante, the fuck is going on

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Does Philly have ANY reporters? No one was on Nnamdi story and same happened with Cliff Lee last winter."

rev, get in there

Whiskey Tango said...

Ken Rosenthal and Jon Heyman report: Hunter Pence is now a member of the Philadelphia Phillies

Todd Packer said...

at some dive bar getting smashed..... fuckin terrible band is jamming out Duran Duran right now

Mize said...

Kinda drunk. Gonna get worse from here on out.

Mize said...

Concert was good tonight.

Mize said...

Okay, actual question. Why can't I go about buying stock in something without paying a middleman?

Todd Packer said...

"Kinda drunk. Gonna get worse from here on out."

same boat

Mize said...

"Just saying, mize doesn't have money to build from"


Correct. Looking to make something from nothing.

Mize said...

"it's a bad black stereotype joke"


I have never met a person that dislikes fried chicken and watermelon.

Todd Packer said...

"
I have never met a person that dislikes fried chicken and watermelon"

didn't Keith say he hates watermelon

Todd Packer said...

fuckin band just played def leopard and then black eyed peas... my ears hurt

Todd Packer said...

worst rhcp cover evAr

Todd Packer said...

holy fuck their playing motley crew right now.... by the way the lead singer is a chick

Todd Packer said...

just started a "we want h chant".... not a lot of tAkers

Mize said...

sounds like a terrible night.

I got to see a really good Motown cover band.

Todd Packer said...

not a bad night..... we made fun of a lotta people

Todd Packer said...

gonna have to grab a cab... no way i should drive

Todd Packer said...

band closed out the night with rockin in the free world... tolt the drummer in the bathroom not to quit his day job.... got a serious ::hotsauce::

Whiskey Tango said...

"I have never met a person that dislikes fried chicken and watermelon"

didn't Keith say he hates watermelon



Mize hasn't met me

Whiskey Tango said...

Pool fence guy was supposed to be here at 5:30 to start on it, so I got up. He isn't here yet

Whiskey Tango said...

Maybe he's lost

/tem

Whiskey Tango said...

7:05, still not here

Todd Packer said...

"7:05, still not here"

go back to bed, Keith

kod said...

"funny because there's an actual place called in-n-out burger and uses a very similar logo (been around forever) but they never get hassled."



-it's probably older than in-n-out then. InO can't do shit about similar trademarks/names that were created before they were. InO may even have had to pay that restaurant licensing rights to use the similar logo.

-kind of like a little south of the bemidji, there is a "McDonalds" cafe that uses red and yellow as it's color scheme. The only reason they are able to keep that name and color scheme is that they were around as "McDonalds" cafe (red/yellow tm) before the fast food chain started.

kod said...

and it's in a very small town


if it were in a bigger city, McDonalds' corp probably would have bought it out and dismantled it just to control their trademark

Whiskey Tango said...

go back to bed, Keith


Laying on the couch, feeding bgas., watching Spongebob.

kod said...

"Pool fence guy was supposed to be here at 5:30 to start on it, so I got up. He isn't here yet"


redonk; I've come to expect these types of service appointments to run late....but why say a time so stupid early and make the homeowner get up and wait on a Sat. morning

at least you have a kid, so you'd probably be up anyway. I'd be fuming.

Whiskey Tango said...

Dude was supposed to be here yesterday at 5:30, but he called me at 10:30 Thursday night (luckily I was working) and said he didn't finish the job he was working on so he had to move mine to today.

Whiskey Tango said...

at least you have a kid, so you'd probably be up anyway. I'd be fuming.


She nerve gets up before 7:00. I'm pretty pissed right now.

kod said...

saw this on Uni Watch today, reminded me a little of my blue shirt comment:


"The Harvard Business Review has found that using the color pink in breast cancer awareness campaigns is actually counterproductive. From the study:

Stefano Puntoni ran a battery of experiments in which he primed women with gender cues by, for example, showing them ads dominated by the color pink or asking them to write essays on gender. He then asked them to rate how likely they thought they were to contract breast cancer or to give money to efforts to eradicate ovarian cancer. The women primed with gender cues were far less likely than the control group to think they’d get cancer—and far less likely to donate."

-they should go with light/powder blue

kod said...

"She nerve gets up before 7:00. I'm pretty pissed right now."


yeah, can't blame ya there. I'd be meeting dude with the cold fish handshake/no-eye contact, you're a piece of shit, greeting.

Whiskey Tango said...

funny

Whiskey Tango said...

yeah, can't blame ya there. I'd be meeting dude with the cold fish handshake/no-eye contact, you're a piece of shit, greeting.


Yeah. If he shows up, ahik*

Whiskey Tango said...

He's contracted through Home Depot, so they'll be hearing from me. This is all after the original contractor that called me about a month ago failed to show up the day he was supposed to come out and give me a quote. It's been kind of inconvenient so far.

kod said...

"It's been kind of inconvenient so far."



you're definitely more patient than I am

Todd Packer said...

home depot contractors here are the worst

Whiskey Tango said...

Fence guy showed up

Whiskey Tango said...

85 didn't have to pay for #85

Whiskey Tango said...

Fence guy busted the sprinkler PVC in 3 different post holes, and one part needs rerouted around a hole

Whiskey Tango said...

Jeff Samarja* has nice hair

Whiskey Tango said...

Rangers give up on Chris Davis

Whiskey Tango said...

Fence guy left, he finished 1 hole and has 3 partial holes and hasn't fixed the PVC. Said he had another appt on Monday so he would be out Tuesday. I said he had an appt with me on Friday but moved it because he had another job to finish, but now I have to wait, and got a ::flank stare:: from him. I just called HD Home Services left a vm saying I don't want this dude back at my house. He .eft for 2 hours during the day, told me he was going to "get a helper", and come back with his two sons, maybe jr high age

Spaceman Spiff said...

ubaldo to cleveland

Spaceman Spiff said...

clevelands top 2 pitching prospects plus 2 other prospects

Spaceman Spiff said...

bold

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