Monday, July 25, 2011

Noone is working for the weekdays

I am starting to hate Sundays now. Whenever Sunday morning rolls around, I get up and think "goddamn, i gotta work tomorrow". Is this what it's like to be mize? I don't want to think like that.

So footyball is back, hey? Let the Favre talk begin. Maybe he & Tiki Barber will be in the same backfield. That would be awesome. I hope hey bolth play in Green Bay. Here are my playoff teams. Jets, Steelers, Raiders, Texans, Colts, Pats, Eagles, Packers, Saints, Rams, Cowboys, Falcons.

Our good ol' buddy Roethlisberger raped got married this weekend. His victim wife is pretty trashy looking. One might even say she looks like white trash. At least that's what it appears by the pics I've seen online. Maybe spiff can find some good ones of her. James Harrison was there. He tweeted that Ben didn't look as good as Peyton Manning. Some random Steelers lady fan was there, almost like a stalker I guess, and said it was the greatest day of her life. Fucking woman*.

Have any of yous seen that show I shouldn't be alive? I'm watching it right now, what a crazy show. Some lady got shot in the foot and in the spine and was laying by her driveway, then the dude who shot her ran over her with his car, then he stopped with the tire on her pelvis and started turning the tire and grinding it into her. And she's sitting there telling the story about it. That had to suck, bad.

LP, I think you meant Bobby Higginson, not Brian. I was going though that list just now. It's funny seeing those names and how a lot of them faded off into Bolivia pretty quickly. Seeing that list made me get out some boxes with my old cards, and here are a few more names that make me laugh now. Todd Van Poppel, Brien Taylor, Kevin Maas, Raul Mondesi, Tuffy Rhodes, Sam Horn, Pat Listache. I can't believe those were all huge names at one point.

So yeah, that Norway shit is crazy huh. What a strange story. A dude that hates Islam goes apeshit on his country. I'm watching you, LP. But man, to go on a shooting spree for 90 minutes before the authorities can get to you is redonk. And I can't believe dude didn't kill hisself. What a sick fuck.

I don't want to end this post on that somber note, so we'll end it with this...congrats Robbie Alomar, Bert Blyleven, and Pat Gillick. The MLB HOF ceremony sucks me every year.

121 comments:

Big Fat Weasel said...

Maybe Keef is really a self loathing piece of Whiskey Tango and that's why he calls everyone else WT...

Blue said...

it certainly does suck

Keef said...

Maybe

Blue said...

rapelsberger's wife looks alright to me

i don't see the WT

Keef said...

The comment about WT was for mize

Blue said...

oh, guess i should pay attention to meiz again

El Padrino said...

todd van poppel

classic

kod said...

"James Harrison was there. He tweeted that Ben didn't look as good as Peyton Manning."


-that was good (ns)

El Padrino said...

FOOTBALL

that is all

El Padrino said...

Texans

stop it

Beth said...

"todd van poppel

classic"

Braves fans love Van Poppel. The story I've always heard is that if he hadn't been an egotistical asshole the Braves would've drafted him instead of Chipper.

Whew.

El Padrino said...

keef does have a WT fetish

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He probably has alerts set up, or something like that."

twitter, you should know

Spaceman Spiff said...

cutler dumped cavallari

Keef said...

Lp, are we betting on the Reds/Mess?

El Padrino said...

yeah 4 game set

Keef said...

Yep. 2-2 no bet

El Padrino said...

i always spell separate wrong

El Padrino said...

deal finito

see ya in 10 years

El Padrino said...

*actually see you in 5, there is an opt out clause for both parites

Keef said...

cutler temgaged cavallari


*fized

El Padrino said...

"Men who play in a game in any season of this deal will be eligible to stay in the NFL medical plan for life."


health insurance, before this deal players only had it until 5 years from the date they retired

kod said...

I'll always remember Todd VP because I traded my Griffey Upper Deck rookie card for his.


To date, still the worst investment decision I've ever made; well, either that or trying to start that 1-900 dating service in Madison

Keef said...

So to recap, a well-documented whore latches on to a rich, professional athlete and convinces him to marry her then gets upset when she's forced to give up her non-existent career because she doesn't understand that "C" on her fiance's helmet is a real place where she actually has to live. But isn't Sears in Chicago? And don't they make a catalog? I guess I'm not understanding her argument.


Made me LOL

Keef said...

I'll always remember Todd VP because I traded my Griffey Upper Deck rookie card for his.



Ooof

Blue said...

i lost my griffey upperdeck rookie card in a bet.

we used to bet on who could make these full court shots with a mini-ball when I was 12...i almost always won, the one time I threw that card out there I lost, and he wouldn't ever put it on the table again.

bastard

Blue said...

"cutler dumped cavallari"

of course he did.

he doesn't finish anything

Blue said...

he got a cold knee

El Padrino said...

"i lost my griffey upperdeck rookie card in a bet."

i have 8 of them

6 upper deck, one topps and one Bowman

Keef said...

I nerve had his UD rookie

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I nerve had his UD rookie"

HDH bet EP for one

Blue said...

i have fleer, donruss, topps, bowman, but no UD...

:(

Keef said...

Freezing a baseball card probably lowers its value

Blue said...

cutler updated his facebook status


what a fricken queer

El Padrino said...

no time for that shit

Tyler said...

I just reactivated a Yahoo football league and day/time slots are filling up fast (that's what Beth said). So, just an FYI for whoever is in charge of that for the LOV league.

El Padrino said...

Judge Judy works five days per month ... and makes $45 million a year.

Blue said...

we have an LOV league?

Keef said...

Zeke runs the Y! League and freak runs the keeper league

Keef said...

So we're lockt out

Blue said...

shoot

Blue said...

lets all email zeke

Tyler said...

Or just make a new league with someone responsible in charge. I can do it I guess.

Tyler said...

RINGING ENDORSEMENT!!!!!

Tyler said...

I sent him a reminder through Yahoo's reminder thinger.

El Padrino said...

do it T

tem said...

tyler can be in charge

Keef said...

The draft settings for your league have been updated:
League Name: Lordz of Vengeance
Draft Type:Snake
Draft Date: Sunday, September 4, 2011 at 7:30 PM ET
Time Per Pick: 60 seconds



Hi freak

Tyler said...

I'll do it; but Tem, Spiff and Rev have their emails blocked in the last LoV league, so I'd need those to send invites.

Tyler said...

Yeah, I thought the same thing when I got that email Keith.

El Padrino said...

this letter even real?

Blue said...

whole foods sucks

El Padrino said...

Amy's doctor examined her the evening before her death - and gave her the all clear. The singer was having regular check-ups because her drink and drug battles had left her so frail. A source said: "The doctor was happy with her condition. When he left on Friday night he had no concerns. Less than 24 hours later she was found dead.

that dr. sucks at being a dr.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"*actually see you in 5, there is an opt out clause for both parites"

'The new 10-year CBA will not have an opt-out clause for either side, according to NFL Network's Albert Breer.'

Keef said...

ha

Blue said...

yeah, that was a sticking point, players wanted one at year 7, owners said fuck that

Mize said...

"Whenever Sunday morning rolls around, I get up and think "goddamn, i gotta work tomorrow". Is this what it's like to be mize?"


I stopped doing that. Probably because I actually like my job.

Blue said...

"I stopped doing that. Probably because I actually like my job."


did you used to work at whole foods?

tem said...

i've always hated sundays. the only thing that made it tolerable for me was NFL.

it was either school or work the next day.

Jugdish said...

i have a friend who is planning to do that with a bunch of crown royal bags


A dude friend?



yeah, but he is not actually making the quilt, he is collecting the bags and some chick he knows is making. he is just drinking a lot of crown

Tyler said...

Good recovery Mav...

Tyler said...

So I need Tem, Spiff and Rev's email addresses to get this footy league off the ground. Anyone got any of those?

tem said...

i have tem's

Blue said...

i feel like I should now who this molly lambert chick is that writes on grantland

Spaceman Spiff said...
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Tyler said...

Got it Spiff.

Tyler said...

Yeah, can you tell me what it would be Tem?

And what's Rev's? Cheesy_Velveeta@yahoo.com? That's my best guess.

Tyler said...

Nevermind Tem, I looked at a league where you weren't lame and blocked your email.

Tyler said...

Got Rev's too.

tem said...

see, you had the info all along!

Tyler said...

If you didn't get an invite sent to your email, click here
.

Tyler said...

Yeah, that's what I used.

Tyler said...

Didn't have Blew's email, so he'll have to sign up via the link.

Tyler said...

I am totally going to Freak up the league now that I'm commish. Gonna add a whole bunch of flex spots and defensive players.

Jugdish said...

all kickers

El Padrino said...

'The new 10-year CBA will not have an opt-out clause for either side, according to NFL Network's Albert Breer.'

fucking skunkpatch

El Padrino said...

giants wasted no time sending out season tix info

Tyler said...

I am joking; I'm going to leave that for Freak to do in the keeper league.

Tyler said...

I'm a little bummed there is not a Kicker/Defense flex spot.

Keef said...

Can you raise the draft time limit to 5 minutes per pick?

/mize

El Padrino said...

i got shit to do that day make it at night

El Padrino said...

random lp comment

El Padrino said...

wwl going buck wild with nfl stuff

Blue said...

blue nailed it

Keef said...

This is the first year I've had decent players to pick from in the keeper league

tem said...

what league is the keeper league?

Keef said...

espn

Blue said...

we have a keeper league?

Keef said...

That chubby kid runs it

Blue said...

half of my keeper team is either retired or dead

Blue said...

you know you had a shitty team when you look at it and can't determine if you want to keep anybody

Keef said...

bgas. spent the entire weekend saying ba ba ba and da da da. I told cmk she's saying dada and she got all butt hurt

Keef said...

"you know you had a shitty team when you look at it and can't determine if you want to keep anybody"


That was me last year. I only kept 3 guys I think. Cedric Benson, Lesean McCoy, & Jason Witten

El Padrino said...

i'm only keeping two this year
not sure what happened thought i had studs

tem said...

i'm keeping 5. fuck it.

Blue said...

i have guys like bert farve and randy moss

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcgahee getting cut


adult circumcision?
/EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

hopefully rice gets all the TDs now

Blue said...

didn't they draft a rb

Blue said...

yup, 7th rounder...so nevermind

Spaceman Spiff said...

in the 7th round though

El Padrino said...

nfl news gonna come hard and fast

lmc

Blue said...

ahmahd bradshaw signed with the browns

El Padrino said...

LIES

El Padrino said...

piece

kod said...

heh heh, looks like cmkod is going full time on the radio.....


probably on the Country music station. Hilarity in that she hates country music more than anyone I know


gotta pay those dues though, you know?

Mize said...

"Can you raise the draft time limit to 5 minutes per pick?

/mize"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mize said...

I'm keeping

MoJo
Jennings
Bowe
Romo
Stafford

Mize said...

"heh heh, looks like cmkod is going full time on the radio....."


Dude, cmkod just keeps winning. I envy that.

But definitely not the troubled kids.

tem said...

Is she going to have to pretend she likes country?

Keef said...

she hates country music more than anyone I know



I'd take that bet

Mize said...

I had some tremendous chicken fritters for lunch today. Goddamn those shits were good.

Mize said...

"I'd take that bet"


Not even Garth? C'mon, man. Everybody likes at least a little Garth.

Keef said...

Put on your cleats

Mize said...

In a few.

And they're boots, not cleats.

Keef said...

I never wore boots when i played soccer

Keef said...

I only put on my boots when the shit is getting deep

Todd Packer said...

"Not even Garth? C'mon, man. Everybody likes at least a little Garth."

Garth makes my ears bleed

Todd Packer said...

reds got dickey'd

Mize said...

Pretty sure my sister is drunk

tem said...

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