Monday, July 18, 2011

LP likes to eat #

I'm gonna channel my inner Matthew Berry. Here are my projections for the week of July 18th...

There will be a total of 987 comments.

LP will bring up 7 things that were discussed last week, like none of us read the internets while he's gone.

Keef will make 27 smart as. comments.

Beth will make 12 smart as. comments.

Jug will make 19 smart as. comments.

Spiff will link 10 dem tits & dat asses.

Aitch will use lol 4 times.

Mize will complain about BBRod twice.

TP will make a comment about the Mess being messy.

LP will drop 8 "jems*".

Tem will talk about Myrtle Beach with Beth.

We will all give ::flank stakes:: to Myrtle Beach talk.

LP will try to interest us with stories about Ocean City.

Kod will cnp a lot about the furlough.

Tyler will tell us about how stupid the whole "Carmageddon" was.

Blue will talk about tax stuff.

Then blue will buy another house.

H will woe about working a 15 hour day.

Mize will talk about his upcoming BBQ.

The word "suite" will be used 14 times.

I will get bored writing this post.

You will get bored reading it.

LP's name/pic is Look at my horses dong!!!

173 comments:

Big Fat Weasel said...

I woe about 20 hour days. 15 hours is easy.

Big Fat Weasel said...

Which airline did Meiz go with? Just remember, AirTran = ValuJet. ValuJet = likes to crash in swamps.

Big Fat Weasel said...

After this comment, only 984 needed to reach Keith's prediction.

Big Fat Weasel said...

My friend is mad at me. She is getting married, nevr sent out save the date cards or even mentioned the date to me. Found out at her 30th birthday party this weekend that her wedding is 9/23. She is offended I wont be there.

Beth said...

"Tem will talk about Myrtle Beach with Beth."


I think you mean Hilton Head there slick.

Beth said...

"Found out at her 30th birthday party this weekend that her wedding is 9/23. She is offended I wont be there."

It's July bro, still plenty of time to make arrangements to be there.

Big Fat Weasel said...

I can't cancel on the Summit.

Todd Packer said...

the mess were messy yesterday

Todd Packer said...

14 "suites" seems low

Blue said...

phil pulled a tiger yesterday

make a huge charge the front 9, then go out with a whimper on the back

Blue said...

I guess Tiger only really did that this year at the masters, but still

Beth said...

"14 "suites" seems low"

Does the above count as #1?

Blue said...

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there goes that


i'm the barry bonds of LoV

Look at my horses dong said...

work sucks

Look at my horses dong said...

then you die

Look at my horses dong said...

shoulda been a firefighter

Blue said...

"work sucks"

sometimes you get raped

Jugdish said...

Which airline did Meiz go with? Just remember, AirTran = ValuJet. ValuJet = likes to crash in swamps.



frontier

Keef said...

I think you mean Hilton Head there slick


1

Keef said...

Cedric Benson is smat

Blue said...

benson wants traded to the Steelers

Look at my horses dong said...

lockout is ending soon

Look at my horses dong said...

i think my head is peeling

Keef said...

I can't wait for Hope Solo to throw her teammates under the bus for not making their penalty kicks

Look at my horses dong said...

man the bitches choked on a big time japan cock last night huh

Look at my horses dong said...

had no clue god likes japs now

Look at my horses dong said...

fucking god

Tyler said...

Carmageddon was effing stupid. They opened it back up at 11am yesterday. I worked from home Friday (which was awesome because there was no one to bug me) and was going to work from home today, but since everything was normal, I decided to come in because working from home is frowned upon at this establishment unless you're a manager, because then you're really not doing anything anyway, so you can just sit and do nothing at home.

Look at my horses dong said...

hope solo is purdy

Tyler said...

The awesome part is, they only blew up the south side of the bridge, so they're gonna have to do this whole thing again next year (Carmageddon 2: Electric Boogaloo). Something about splitting it up over two years because of the budget.

Look at my horses dong said...

they closed the 405?

Tyler said...

It was a myth.

Look at my horses dong said...

awful

Keef said...

Raper

Keef said...

In an exclusive interview Sunday with Geraldo Rivera on Fox News' "Geraldo at Large," Casey Anthony’s attorney, Jose Baez discussed his reaction to the public outrage surrounding the verdict.
"We need to start respecting the jury verdict and decisions that the juries make," Baez told Rivera. 



What's funny about that is defense attorneys can file appeals if they don't like a verdict.

Look at my horses dong said...

CME closed the pork belly market

have no fear bacon will still be available

Keef said...

Nolan Ryan is dying

Jugdish said...

face

Blue said...

"Nolan Ryan is dying"

we're all dying

Blue said...

is cedric benson gay?


he had a male "roommate" and is being charged with "family assault" for fighting with this dude, like domestic violence.

Blue said...

Yes!


/freak

/kod

Look at my horses dong said...

i can't shake this headache

Blue said...

wait, kate upton is only 19?

wft?

Blue said...

i feel like a pederast

Keef said...

19 is legal in some states

Look at my horses dong said...

yeah she's 19
crazy

Look at my horses dong said...

yeah my vacation was great thanks for asking

/aitch

Look at my horses dong said...

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Look at my horses dong said...

this rectuiter keeps sending us shit

Look at my horses dong said...

i should yell timber everytime i talk to him

Look at my horses dong said...

anyone see this show on vh1 i think about this has been celebs trying to open a restaurant?

Look at my horses dong said...

it was quite entertaining

Look at my horses dong said...

grab somebody sexy
tell em hey

Look at my horses dong said...

where's tem did he get married while i was gone?

Keef said...

He's in Myrtle Beach*

Look at my horses dong said...

oh nice, hilton head

Keef said...

To* much soccer talk, Rome

Look at my horses dong said...

Wombach is a beast, could suit up for the men

Keef said...

There's one super manly chick, I think her last name is Roxx or something like that. Definitely a dude

Beth said...

To offset the not so feminine U.S. players, here's a pic of Alex Morgan, who scored the first U.S. goal in the final.

USA! USA! USA!

Keef said...

blockt

Keef said...

but she is hot

Keef said...

I'd play hackey sack with her & hope solo

Keef said...

Darren Clarke got hammered last night

Look at my horses dong said...

hackey sack

ha

Keef said...

twitter adds 600k new users per day. Wow

Beth said...

"blockt"

Try this link.

Keef said...

blockt on photobucket too. I'll check it when I get home

Spaceman Spiff said...

its a kissy face pic, head only

check this instead

Keef said...

yay for spiff

Keef said...

I'm tired of the kissy face/duck face look

Beth said...

After she scored the first goal and for a little while it looked like it might end 1-0, I was thinking with her scoring the only goal and being 22 and so cute she was about to be a huge star for the U.S., in lots of commercials and on Letterman and all that.

Bad luck for her the way things turned out. She had a great game I thought.

Beth said...

"I'm tired of the kissy face/duck face look"

I'm tired of your face, no matter what the expression.

s

Keef said...

The manly chick I was talking about is named Boxx, not Roxx

Blue said...

she scored the final goal against france too


she's a hottie

Blue said...

that rapino chick looks like she'd have nice jugs if she wasn't a lesbian


i guess she has nice jugs either way, but she's very butch

Blue said...

that rampone chick is a bowser

Keef said...

bowser was in sha na na

Blue said...

he's a jew...according to adam sandler

Keef said...

Speaking of that, what's up with your town, LP?

Look at my horses dong said...

what town

Keef said...

your town

Keef said...

jews in your town

Look at my horses dong said...

fucking jews

Look at my horses dong said...

what re they doing now, rioting again?

tem said...

Need spot start tomorrow...thanks and regards

Keef said...

"what re they doing now, rioting again?"


Wow. I don't even know what to say

Beth said...

Tem, how's Myrtle Beach?

Keef said...

killing and dismembering kids

Keef said...

not to be confused with misremembering

Keef said...

Fucking Grady Sizemore

Look at my horses dong said...

killing and dismembering kids

havent noticed

Blue said...

good NY parenting there

Look at my horses dong said...

my kids have all their members attached

Look at my horses dong said...

cmep thinks i cant bartend, like i wouldnt be able to make a few mixed drinks

like its so hard

child please

Look at my horses dong said...

i need three runs before settling into whipping out any classic mixed drink

fuck outta here

Blue said...

hide yo kids

hide yo wife

Blue said...

yeah, how hard be that?

Look at my horses dong said...

im not saying im gonna be a "mixologist"

Look at my horses dong said...

piece

Blue said...

yeah, you couldn't work at applebee's

tem said...

Good so far. Went skiing today. Need a place to take fmtem at night...where is makeout cove?

Blue said...

kate upton and I have a twitter romance brewing

Blue said...

it's a very one-sided romance

Blue said...

twitomance

Blue said...

like meiz and bo jones


except less gay

Big Fat Weasel said...

I wish Kate Upton would send me some naked pics for gfH to find...

Mize said...

Cookout this weekend!

Mize said...

"hope solo is purdy"

When in Rome

Jugdish said...

Cookout this weekend!



how many are you expecting?

Jugdish said...

Need spot start tomorrow...thanks and regards



i left my phone at home


s

Mize said...

"how many are you expecting?"

3


Hoping for like 20. Looooowwwered Expectations.

Mize said...

There's an Outkast song that plays in my head every time I see fmjug's name.

Look at my horses dong said...

Rosa Parks?

Mize said...

Nope

Look at my horses dong said...

ah ha hush that fuss everybody move to the back of the bus

Mize said...

Nice dong, btw.

Look at my horses dong said...

ha, keef hernandez said

ive always liked daniel's stroke.....when he came up

ba dum bum

Keef said...

There's an Outkast song that plays in my head every time I see fmjug's name.



You've already splained that to jug here

Mize said...

I must've been drunk. Oh well.

Keef said...

Rosa Parks?



Roses

Keef said...

Need spot start tomorrow...thanks and regards



Mize

Mize said...

Ugh. Fine.

Keef said...

Me & cmk watched Just Go With It this weekend. Dumb movie but Brooklyn Decker's tits are grate

Mize said...

Bare tits?

Mize said...

Here's an honest to goodness interview with this guy.

Look at my horses dong said...

ha thats my uncle

Keef said...

Bare tits?



No

Keef said...

The Trop just got hit by lightning

Todd Packer said...

"The Trop just got hit by lightning"

and some of the clowns down here want a non-dome stadium

Todd Packer said...

you watching the mets game, ep.... keef is all over hanley

Keef said...

Every park except San Diego and SF should have a roof

Todd Packer said...

maddon wanted to keep playing, but gerardi pussed out

Mize said...

"you watching the mets game, ep.... keef is all over hanley"

EP has no time for that shit

Keef said...

Girardi looks like he has bad aids

Keef said...

Fucking Cano

Keef said...

I'm kind of digging the "live" WSOP on espn

Todd Packer said...

"Fucking Cano"

closet Yankee fan

Keef said...

closet Yankee fan



Open $FMLB fan

Mize said...

Shit. Twitter's broken.

Keef said...

Don't fuck with my Twitter!

/mize

Keef said...

Another big dust storm tonight

tem said...

Saw some dolphins whilst out on a boat. They are cool.

Todd Packer said...

"Saw some dolphins whilst out on a boat. They are cool"

I smell a dolphin tat

Keef said...

You boat a dolphin?

Mize said...

Did you drive the dolphin?

Keef said...

I was hoping tem would post tomorrow and would do his post title like he did last week

Jugdish said...

nipple foot

Keef said...

Lp is bummed noone axed about his vacation

Jugdish said...

what vacation?









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Mize said...

"I was hoping tem would post tomorrow and would do his post title like he did last week"


Tough. You're getting a gem.

Todd Packer said...

"I was hoping tem would post tomorrow and would do his post title like he did last week"

ep is a fecal freak?

Mize said...

Time check

Keef said...

ep is a fecal freak?



And then Wednesday he'd be a white condiment freak

Beth said...

Nice spot start post there mize. Like you predicted, a definite gem.

s

Blue said...

can somebody go in and publish meiz's post? like everything, he did a half ass job getting it posted


it's done, i just don't have access to hit the publish button

Mize said...

Post is up. I don't know why it didn't go at 7AM like I scheduled it to.

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