Friday, July 08, 2011

I'm late

Who is gonna drop gems next week while I'm gone?

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Jugdish said...

excuse # 1


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Jugdish said...

the last shuttle launch is scheduled for a little less than 3 hours from now...watch it

they are having some weather issues down there right now...but who knows

Jugdish said...

mize

tem said...

last shuttle launch for now.

tem said...

i'm pretty sure we will launch another one in my lifetime.

tem said...

if some alien ship crashes into the moon we'll be launching some more shuttles real quick.

Jugdish said...

how about the last shuttle of this series?

Jugdish said...

either way, you should watch

tem said...

i will not watch.

last time i watched it blew up.

Jugdish said...

maybe, but they had the investigation review board and their findings didn't even mention your name...so you're clear

Blue said...

maybe they shouldn't call it a shuttle

because that reminds me of badminton

tem said...

shuttle reminds el pad of badmitton. then cock.

but everything ends up reminding him of cock.

Jugdish said...

its like the kevin bacon game for lp, except with cock

Jugdish said...

bacon and cock...lp's two favorite things

tem said...

"maybe, but they had the investigation review board and their findings didn't even mention your name...so you're clear"

for now.

Jugdish said...

tem is angry with nasa, no bedskirts on the space shuttle beds for the astronauts

tem said...

WHAT???

i didn't even know they had beds...but if they do and they don't have bedskirts that is ridiculous.

we might as well be Iraq up in here.


no fucking bedskirts? i'm writing a letter to Obama.

tem said...

aliens will not take our space program seriously until we have bedskirts on the shuttle beds.

El Padrino said...

del frisco's tonight to kick off vacation week

pumped

Blue said...

I was thinking about this the other day.


how suite is the astronaut gig...they have a shuttle mission like once a year. (or never again now), and most teams are different every time, so you maybe shuttle once every 3 years or so.

I could handle a job where I only had to work once every 3 years for a week

El Padrino said...

26oz Double Eagle

DET

El Padrino said...

don't the astronauts have to like train and shit

they don't just sit around and play badminton

tem said...

"del frisco's "


did he already lose, with his first two words?


who is del frisco and what of his or her are you having?

tem said...

"I could handle a job where I only had to work once every 3 years for a week"

NO

/cmblue

Blue said...

del frisco's is a very nice steak house


like a morton's

tem said...

ah, got it. it is a steak house. apostrophe is warranted as it is in the real name of the place.

El Padrino said...

nice try tem

tem said...

i figured a del frisco was some sort of cock sammich* that el pad enjoyed. and he was going to have multiple sammiches

tem said...

contrary to popular belief i actually want you to win this bet.

you are like the bad news bears or ralph machio. lovable losers. we all root for you to come around and win the all valley karate championship against Kobra Kai.

El Padrino said...

i like cock jokes, not cock sammiches*

El Padrino said...

josh hamilton killed a man last night

he is sensitive, this might ruin the rest of his year

Jugdish said...

don't the astronauts have to like train and shit


yeah. they also have additional yobs and duties they are assigned. many of them are engineers too

El Padrino said...

engineers

of course

El Padrino said...

is that the most vague job ever

Jugdish said...

many of them are pilots as well. nasa has jets out here at ellington field and they fly on a regluar basis to get their hours in

Jugdish said...

is that the most vague job ever



could be train engineers

El Padrino said...

"A manhole fire has stopped inter-borough service on the 2, 3, 4 and 5 lines. But hope to have service resumed soon."

so this sucked balls last night

Keef said...

Lp's manhole was on fire

El Padrino said...

manhole is funny

Keef said...

Aitch called lp a weasel yesterday

El Padrino said...

dickey has a sore left glute

anyone else find this amusing?

El Padrino said...

"Aitch called lp a weasel yesterday"

cue the uncle joey

rancid or not i paid

Keef said...

No he said you wouldn't comment today

Blue said...

is there a bet today?

Keef said...

Former president George W. Bush was sitting in the front row with Ryan near the Rangers when the accident happened. Ryan left moments later while Bush remained in the seats.
Ryan said the former president, who is a frequent visitor to Rangers Ballpark, was aware of what was happening


Typical GW


S

Blue said...

his kid watched him fall.

how awful

Blue said...

t minus 30 minutes for launch

Keef said...

fan falls


1:00 mark. The announcers laughed

Spaceman Spiff said...

was the dude drunk, he just held onto the ball with 2 hands like he wasnt falling over, no effort to save himself with 1 hand or anything

El Padrino said...

"No he said you wouldn't comment today"

we todd did

like i'm scared of a name change

turdface aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

nvm, he tried to grab the thing in front of the gap, instead of the rail

Spaceman Spiff said...

did hamilton say if he was actually throwing to the dude with the glove, looked like dead guy intercepted it

bad karma

Blue said...

like i said, poor little kid

Blue said...

maybe hamilton should have had a stronger arm

El Padrino said...

"fan falls


1:00 mark. The announcers laughed"

man that is some terrible shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

that little kid will murder hamilton in 10 years and then this whole thing will be a movie, too bad cole hauser will be too old to play hamilton by then, role will probably go to labeouf

El Padrino said...

i'm getting soft

few years ago i would have joked or laughed about that story

now i get all sentimental

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF of the incident

El Padrino said...

"did hamilton say if he was actually throwing to the dude with the glove, looked like dead guy intercepted it

bad karma"

good point and no joshua did not even talk afterwards

the clubhouse was closed to media

Spaceman Spiff said...

mike trout got called up, suite

El Padrino said...

not the Rangers fault but a net in between that small gap makes cents* now doesn't it

Blue said...

the thing is, that area looks like it's too narrow for him to have at least tried to flip himself so he wouldn't land on his head

El Padrino said...

figured you'd be all over him in fantasy spiff

Blue said...

I blame the guy next to him, not only did he not catch the ball but he could have caught the dude too

El Padrino said...

i almost fell from the third deck @ Shea a few years ago lunging for a t-shirt

Keef said...

not the Rangers fault but a net in between that small gap makes cents* now doesn't it



Ballgame

El Padrino said...

"I blame the guy next to him, not only did he not catch the ball but he could have caught the dude too"

he was 50, arthritis

TP knows, reaction time goes first on old dudes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"figured you'd be all over him in fantasy spiff"

yea, picked him up, finally cut vladdy daddy loose in yahoo

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
Ballgame"

yep, sorry EP

El Padrino said...

i see

doesn't it

does not it

dammit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"BREAKING NEWS: 8TH Circuit over rules lower court decision enjoining lockout"

Blue said...

rangers
ranger's

Blue said...

rangers'

El Padrino said...

i'll never win this bet

mainly cuz idgaf, as long as my work emails are tight

this bet is too much work anyway, i stare at the words i type before hittng publish, shits annoying

Keef said...

i see

doesn't it

does not it

dammit




Manual buzzer

El Padrino said...

let me be a grammatical butcher bro, this is my downtime

Keef said...

this bet is too much work anyway



Yeah knowing spelling and grammar is tough

El Padrino said...

apostrophe?

man fuck that, i got busted on an apostrophe last time

i thought those were out

i can't remember all the apostrophe rules

tem said...

fucking rangers fans need parachutes

El Padrino said...

"Yeah knowing spelling and grammar is tough"

i can spell but proper grammar is my downfall

because i don't remember all the nuances of it, like the deep shit

tem said...

""whats the rules again?"

Punctuation doesn't count. You gotta spelt* words correctly, use correct tenses, shit like that. Using/not using capital letters correctly doesn't count. HDH words needs a *. LOV is the jury. Which is good for you, because TP is from the Tampa/St. Pete area"

tem said...

we busting him for not typing "Rangers'"?

tem said...

apostrophe falls under puncuation.

tem said...

Rangers'


fucking quotes around that fucked it up.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP back in the game?

Keef said...

""whats the rules again?"

I'll give LP the benefit of the doubt since I said punctuation doesn't count, even the the rules are the same every time and punctuation in this case means periods and commas and shit. An apostrophe shows ownership, and it's not like saying apostrophe's count would have made LP get that right. But we'll go by the literal word I said. Continue on, LP

Keef said...

even though the

tem said...

its more fun letting him try again and fail again.

Blue said...

"this bet is too much work anyway, i stare at the words i type before hittng publish, shits annoying"

if he's back in, does hittng get a reprieve since we were in timeout?

Blue said...

americans love a true underdog story


c'mon LP


USA, USA, USA!

El Padrino said...

fuck yeah!

Keef said...

"this bet is too much work anyway, i stare at the words i type before hittng publish, shits annoying"

if he's back in, does hittng get a reprieve since we were in timeout?




So would "shits" not count since it's missing an apostrophe, even though shits & shit's are two different words?

El Padrino said...

"does hittng get a reprieve since we were in timeout?"

of course

like if you and cmblue were on a break and you fucked some broad it wouldn't count right?

no
/cmblue

Blue said...

that's what i'm talking about

Blue said...

alright

game on

Keef said...

like if you and cmblue were on a break and you fucked some broad it wouldn't count right?


A few years ago me & cmk were broken up for about a month. During that time I was at a bar and making out with some chick. Cmk found out and basically accused me of cheating

Jugdish said...

mainly cuz idgaf, as long as my work emails are tight



next bet should have Lp BCCing keef on all his work emails

El Padrino said...

"Cmk found out and basically accused me of cheating"

she was confused

Keef said...

she's a women

El Padrino said...

A few years ago me & cmk were "broken up for about a month. During that time I was at a bar and making out with some chick. Cmk found out and basically accused me of cheating
"

something similar happened to me ask me about it

/aitch

El Padrino said...

she's a women

hdh

Keef said...

think so?

Blue said...

agree do disagree

El Padrino said...

and whoever (non phi) voted for victorino to be in the all-star game should be banished from the country

El Padrino said...

well if you're referring to cmk in the singular tense then it should be "woman" no?

i'm serious

i'm unsure

El Padrino said...

like i'm supposed to beeleaf* this dude will pass on banging jen aniston

i;e horrible bosses

Blue said...

yeah, that's a stupid premise

Keef said...

that movie looks horrible

El Padrino said...

and i don't even think his character is married

Keef said...

"well if you're referring to cmk in the singular tense then it should be "woman" no?"

Yeah I know, it was a joke, I was mocking you

El Padrino said...

they should have made the chick bosslady a beast so we'd understand

like SJP

Keef said...

Man, Aniston is so hot, but she's almost fucking batshit crazy enough that I'd say no to her. Almost

El Padrino said...

"Yeah I know, it was a joke, I was mocking you"

suite i actually know something

Keef said...

suite i actually know something



Ballgame

Keef said...

Punctuation doesn't count. You gotta spelt* words correctly, use correct tenses, shit like that. Using/not using capital letters correctly doesn't count. HDH words needs a *. LOV is the jury. Which is good for you, because TP is from the Tampa/St. Pete area

Blue said...

ballgame?

Blue said...

suite is accepted vernacular here

Keef said...

walkoff grand slams are grate

Keef said...

Lebron made the best decision of his life one year ago today

Keef said...

suite is accepted vernacular here



Your mother

El Padrino said...

dean martin burgers

Spaceman Spiff said...

no ballgame

tem said...

suite needed a *

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP used we todd did earlier, thats worse than suite

tem said...

but let him play on.


LET THEM PLAY

LET THEM PLAY

LET THEM PLAY

LET THEM PLAY

El Padrino said...

kobayashi

Keef said...

EP used we todd did earlier, thats worse than suite



Ballgame

El Padrino said...

i never * suite

Keef said...

i never * suite


You also say "it taste like ass" in real life. Doesn't mean it's correct

Keef said...

It's ok. If you need 17 chances, that's fine

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP fouling off pitches!

Keef said...

He's a battler

El Padrino said...

i'm the david eckstein of grammar

El Padrino said...

but serious suite is lame

i fucking started suite
i invented it

like piece

Keef said...

I'm the Eddie Gaedel of grammar

*fized

Keef said...

i fucking started suite
i invented it



Right. I know what it is. I was just going by the rule as it was written out. Kind of like earlier

Keef said...

hahaha fuck off, Shane

El Padrino said...

0-2 count

Keef said...

As the lethal injection began taking effect, the Mexican National convicted of the brutal rape and killing of a teenage girl in 1995 shouted, "Viva Mexico!" just before he died at a Texas prison. 




Fuck off, bro. You moved here when you were like a year old.

El Padrino said...

dem titties

Blue said...

fuck off fans for voting in a guy who is on the dl

Keef said...

TOSU wiping out 2010 season as self imposed punishment

El Padrino said...

fuck you rev

tem said...

so that means IU beat tOSU last year?

Keef said...

Rev and mize had webcam sex last night

tem said...

or does it mean IU never played tOSU last year?

Jugdish said...

Rev and mize had webcam sex last night



it involved food too from what i heard

Jugdish said...

a couple of brats and canned cheese

El Padrino said...

man that is gross

Keef said...

Twhnbs

Jugdish said...

thriller

Jugdish said...

a couple of brats and canned cheese



no, i made my own cheese

/rev

Jugdish said...

that was gross

Jugdish said...

i bet they made a sex tape

El Padrino said...

stop it's lunchtime over here

Keef said...

I just ate a bowl of cocoa krispies

Jugdish said...

boob grab

Keef said...

WWTDD is creepy, posting bikini pics of a 15 year old

El Padrino said...

cafeteria has potato wedges that taste like kfc's

El Padrino said...

i'm laying a nice base for later

bagel then potato

Keef said...

Nerve had KFC potato wedges

El Padrino said...

oh they are wonderful

El Padrino said...

Yao done

Jugdish said...

Yao done



too bad the rockettes didn't try and trade him/expiring contract last season

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Nerve had KFC potato wedges"

didnt try them for the longest because i usually dont like wedges but i concur with EP on the KFC ones

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Yao done"

will still be voted all star starter whenever the next season is, write-in vote

fucking china
/EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"WWTDD is creepy, posting bikini pics of a 15 year old"

13 yr old sis bikini pics is now the newest post

El Padrino said...

whores

those girls have no shot

poor bruce

Spaceman Spiff said...

beff,

"Sources at Georgia say RB Caleb King will be ineligible this season (academics)"

El Padrino said...

dumbass

Blue said...

that's one of those dancers they put in the "crowd"

tem said...

beff died

tem said...

fiber cereal makes me fart all day

Jugdish said...

a continuous one?

Blue said...

kardashians are not off limits

El Padrino said...

why don't they have adult playgrounds with a giant monkey bar cage amd giant slides and shit

tem said...

amd?

tem said...

why would you want a playground full of shit?

El Padrino said...

ah fuck

El Padrino said...

damn m, n keys

tem said...

and they do have adult playgrounds. they are called strip clubs and porn stores.

El Padrino said...

Watch Ron Swanson’s Comprehensive Guide to Food

funny shit

El Padrino said...

and they do have adult playgrounds. they are called strip clubs and porn stores.

no slides

Jugdish said...

Watch Ron Swanson’s Comprehensive Guide to Food



no

/cmblue

tem said...

our porn stores have slides and swings and teeter-totters.

porn stores in NYC are the worse*

El Padrino said...

did that gay show friends make enough money for all of them to be alright

only cox and aniston sustained a bit of success

Blue said...

and adult jumping castles

tem said...

"did that gay show friends make enough money for all of them to be alright"


yes. they are all fucking loaded.

tem said...

even the chick who played Janice is loaded.

Blue said...

"did that gay show friends make enough money for all of them to be alright"

they've all been in stuff...i think the Ross guy became a director and he's the voice of the giraffe in madagascar

Jugdish said...

chick who played phoebe has been in several movies...joey is the only one who really fell off the face of the earth

Blue said...

joey's on a show on showtime, it's like the show that phoebe was on on HBO "extras" or something

Blue said...

"Trout, who turns 20 on Aug. 7, will be the youngest position player to make his major league debut since Wilson Betemit, who was 15 days younger than Trout when he debuted Sept. 18, 2001."


look how that turned out for Wilson Betemit

El Padrino said...

animation is a cash cow

El Padrino said...

arod, 18 but that was 1994

Blue said...

junior was 19 when he came up too

Blue said...

so trout could be a-rod

or wilson betemit

El Padrino said...

gooden was 19, man was he good

tem said...

that pitcher was like 15.

El Padrino said...

i think the D train was like 19 too

remember the motherfucking D train?

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