Friday, July 01, 2011

I love you meiz.

Fucking Horoscopes. You smat* edumacated* peepels* dont beleaf* in this shat* write*? Tell me you don't read the horoscope page and then like apply the message from the Horoscope to your day? "Today you will experience great joy but stay even keeled as gloating is not a good trait". And then you score like a free bag of chips at the vending machine and think it's because the horoscope predicted it. Shit is whack.

NBA went from oh a season will be played to the whole season is locked out. Real quick. And then the NFL talks stalled. I mean this is some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen. They are like politicians. It's amazing. They should all run for congress or something.

I've thought real hard about this. I don't think there is a likka* I don't like. Assuming I can mix it. If I can't mix it then there is one. Gin. But I like Gin and Tonics. Or a Gin Manahattan. I used to hate tequilla now I ruv ruv ruv it. I'm still a scotch and whiskey boy at heart but I've started to acquire tastes for other shit. I just dont understand Wodka. It taste like nothing. Why drink something that has no flava flav? I mean it doesnt stop me from drinking it, occasionally. Very occasionally. Can't remember the last vodka drink I ordered but it was a whilz* ago.

I love beer. I'm probably a beer snob. I look to pair beer with certain foods. I don't care. Beer is a life hobby.

Austin is looking grim. I really want to go. NS. Just can't justify a spendy weekend right now. And that job offer was Wiggity Wiggity Wiggity whack. 75K a year is not gonna get it done company to be named later. Let's see if they bring the heat after the summer. I got fired from the limo job after just two jobs. I did nothing wrong. I just need a CDL license all of a sudden.

So that sucked and it takes a minute to get one. Gotta pass a written test then a road test. I've always wanted a CDL anyway so I'll get it but in the meantime i have to find some additional income somewhere. Gonna turn to the food industry next. At least I'm not a struggling musician like IAM walking the streets of nashville. WADR.

Speaking of musicians I want to learn to play some shit one day. Like a geetar or piano. I want my children to learn that shit too. Especially the chick. Nerve* heard of a stripper that can play beethoven.

Stache doesn't want to fir* me. So that's good.

One more week then vacation. Can't wait.

Happy July 4th Weekend fuckfaces.

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Insufferable Weasel said...

Fuck you, you fucking fuck...

Insufferable Weasel said...

fuck fuck fuck fcuk fuck

Insufferable Weasel said...

fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Insufferable Weasel said...

yes I am bored

Insufferable Weasel said...

and over tired

Insufferable Weasel said...

and Mize puts pussy on a pedastal

Insufferable Weasel said...

no wait, we established he puts himself on the pedastal. riiiiight

Insufferable Weasel said...

Beth should come to the Summit. Ep won't rape you, I swear.

Beth said...

"Beth should come to the Summit. Ep won't rape you, I swear."

Oh I'm not worried about EP raping me, I'd squash him like a bug if he tried anything.

Beth said...

"I just need a CDL license all of a sudden."

WFT? They want you to have a commercial driving license just to drive commercially? What assholes!!!

Insufferable Weasel said...

"WFT? They want you to have a commercial driving license just to drive commercially? What assholes!!!"

I heart Beth

Beth said...

Yep, once again someone professing their love for me is followed by a long awkward silence...

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Yep, once again someone professing their love for me is followed by a long awkward silence..."

Funny.

Insufferable Weasel said...

I meant it in a completely platonic way

El Padrino said...

"WFT? They want you to have a commercial driving license just to drive commercially? What assholes!!!"

shouldnt have let me do two jobs to begin with then

Insufferable Weasel said...

How big were the limos you drove?

El Padrino said...

basic 12 passenger

El Padrino said...

not the party bus

Todd Packer said...

I think there is an "lp limo service" around here... gotta get a pic of one of their signs and post it

Todd Packer said...

got pulled over yesterday for not coming to a complete stop when making a right on red... just got a warning, so there was some good news

Beth said...

Damn cops love to pick on old people.

Blue said...

turrible, just turrible

tem said...

consider me shocked and surprised that you needed a CDL.

eteo

tem said...

Damn old people can't drive well anymore.

Keef said...

Stache doesn't want to fir* me. So that's good.


There's your extra income. Done and done

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Insufferable Weasel said...

"basic 12 passenger"

Yea you'd need a CDL here too. I can drive up to a 10 passenger limo on just my regular license.

Keef said...

Austin is looking grim. I really want to go. NS. Just can't justify a spendy weekend right now.


Told you

Keef said...

I wish a yob would offer me $75k

Keef said...

I had a CDL to drive an 18 wheeler when I lived in Ohio. I should have nerve gotten rid of that

Beth said...

"I wish a yob would offer me $75k"

Yeah, mize is going to go ballistic when he sees lp turning his nose up at that. Then again 75k in cm is probably like 40k in Wisconsin.


I wish a yob would offer me 40k!

/mize

Keef said...

I wish a yob would offer me 40k!

/keef


fixed

Blue said...

I'M HAPPY I GET HEALTH INSURANCE


/MEIZ

Blue said...

I take that back..

the words "i'm happy" have never been uttered by meiz

El Padrino said...

75k is peanuts living in nyc with two mafuggin kids

plus for my yob, im highly skilled im worth min 100K

El Padrino said...

"Yeah, mize is going to go ballistic "

hence the title

he isnt going to be fond of the wodka comment wither

Spaceman Spiff said...

EPkeefblue

Spaceman Spiff said...

6 figgers* and EP is ghost baby!

Spaceman Spiff said...

been watching an episode of the shield per day at work, i love the internet

El Padrino said...

spiff knows

El Padrino said...

I had a CDL to drive an 18 wheeler when I lived in Ohio. I should have nerve gotten rid of that

yeah that was dumb

El Padrino said...

"Austin is looking grim. I really want to go. NS. Just can't justify a spendy weekend right now.


Told you"

hope your proud of yourself

Spaceman Spiff said...

same movie

whenever this happens theres usually a clear winner box office wise, funny that both chicks were in the same movie last year

El Padrino said...

yeah whats up with that

Blue said...

"been watching an episode of the shield per day at work, i love the internet"


I got that HBO GO app...that thing is awesome. You can watch all the episodes of all the HBO series...Sopranos, band of brothers, trueblood, curb...plus it has all their movies they're currently playing and a bunch of other stuff.

It's awesome, best.app.evar

Tyler said...

Can someone catch me up on El P's situation? Why is he driving a limo?

Blue said...

those movies are also relatively similar to that love and other drugs movie that had princess diaries and brokeback moutain guy

Keef said...

Can someone catch me up on El P's situation? Why is he driving a limo?




He's not. He got fired

Keef said...

blue watches princess diaries and brokeback mountain?

Keef said...

I can't believe Rev doesn't know who Rickie Fowler is

El Padrino said...

gruden is awesome

Tyler said...

So, why WAS HE driving a limo?

Spaceman Spiff said...

i would love that HBO app but need to have HBO and a compatible apple device

Keef said...

So, why WAS HE driving a limo?


2 kids

El Padrino said...

"So, why WAS HE driving a limo?"

just for extra money

Keef said...

Mattress sales are slow

Todd Packer said...

"It's awesome, best.app.evar"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tyler said...

By the way, Mike Morse is now White Jacob.

Tyler said...

Hopefully I haven't used White Jacob yet.

El Padrino said...

minny gov shut down

Blue said...

"i would love that HBO app but need to have HBO and a compatible apple device"


yes, good point

Tyler said...

Ah, I see. Well, if you fly to Cali in October, rent a towncar and drive us to and from the wedding, there could be a cool $200 in it for you.

Tyler said...

*crickets*

El Padrino said...

Ah, I see. Well, if you fly to Cali in October, rent a towncar and drive us to and from the wedding, there could be a cool $200 in it for you.

congrats

Tyler said...

I realize that's a negative-sum transaction, but I'll leave the offer on the table in case you're interested.

El Padrino said...

your a swell fellow

Keef said...

0%

Beth said...

"Well, if you fly to Cali in October..."

It's July bro.

Blue said...

Tyler is getting married?

/lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

vick back with nike

Blue said...

that didn't take long

Spaceman Spiff said...

bron still finals mode

Spaceman Spiff said...

*in

Spaceman Spiff said...

need to watch that vid before lebrons people have it taken down

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem, UFC picks

Spaceman Spiff said...

i just want wand to win by KO

Blue said...

that lebron video is hilarity

Todd Packer said...

"that lebron video is hilarity"

yeah, but not as funny as the guy laughing in the video

El Padrino said...

ha

El Padrino said...

this guys name is Tom Slocock

how is that NOT funny

tem said...

if 75K doesn't do it, what does?

Keef said...

I'm worth at least $100k

/LP

tem said...

never mind, i see the answer

Blue said...

i like how everyone always has an over inflated sense of self-worth

Blue said...

i'm the same way.


"how can they offer me so little, that's ridiculous"

Keef said...

i like how everyone always has an over inflated sense of self-worth



Dude, I didn't want to follow her to the other bar. I was drunk

/mize

tem said...

i think i get paid a fair salary for the work i put in.

Blue said...

"i think i get paid a fair salary for the work i put in."

but if you were looking to change jobs, you would expect a significant bump in pay though right? even if the job duties were similar.

tem said...

i think i get paid a fair salary for the work i put in.

Blue said...

i know i'm underpaid, but I stay here and like my job, so i'm not too worried about it.

but it fucks me if I were to go and look for another job because they always ask what you're currently making and don't want to give you too much of an increase. So because i'm underpaid here, I end up underpaid at my next job...vicious cycle.

El Padrino said...

"i like how everyone always has an over inflated sense of self-worth"

glassdoor.com

my peers make more than i do on average, i dont have an inflated sense of worth im speaking real talk

inflated would be like 150K

that's silly

im about at 100K at this point all in (which means plus bonus)

Blue said...

"i think i get paid a fair salary for the work i put in."

tem knows the interwebs are watching

tem said...

tem is having blogger issues with conflicting edits

Blue said...

you're worth what the market will pay you.


if anyone should understand that, it's you

tem said...

if i were to look elsewhere i'd take the same salary.

i think most people look for a new job because they think they are underpaid.

i don't think that, so i don't look.

the only reason i'd look is if shit got bad here or i thought the company was going under.

tem said...

"but it fucks me if I were to go and look for another job because they always ask what you're currently making "


when you are asked this you can always lie.

i don't think new employer has a way to actually check your facts there.

El Padrino said...

"you're worth what the market will pay you.


if anyone should understand that, it's you"

i do, thats why im waiting it out
im not fucking up the next step

Blue said...

"when you are asked this you can always lie.

i don't think new employer has a way to actually check your facts there."

once hired they can retrieve that info from your previous employer...if they find you lied, you get shitcanned.

tem said...

UFC talk:


cruz beats Faber. Faber is not a top flight guy anymore.

Silva beats Leben, should be a TKO

Bowles gets beat by Mizugaki, actually probably not, but whatever.

Condit loses to Dong. el pad goes wild.

Tavares beats Simpson via submission

Rafael beats George in a match of people who have last names i will not type.

Bader beats Ortiz. Ortiz is too old now. Ortiz in his prime would destroy Bader, but his prime was like 10 years ago.

Siver beats Wiman

Guillard beats Roller

Winner is a loser

Walker beats Hougland with a roundhouse kick. Just like on TV

El Padrino said...

"when you are asked this you can always lie.

i don't think new employer has a way to actually check your facts there."

NOT true

tem said...

"once hired they can retrieve that info from your previous employer"

ys, c?

tem said...

if someone called here and asked what someone else made, current or former employee, i don't think we would tell them.

Keef said...

"i dont have an inflated sense of worth im speaking real talk"


Of course

Keef said...

LP is not the type to think too highly of hisself*

El Padrino said...

i'm dead ass

im a realist, confident yes, but cocky no

Keef said...

"but cocky no"

ok

Keef said...

Nyjer Morgan is grate

El Padrino said...

Diet soda, which we recently learned will make you more prone to strokes and heart attacks, will also make you fat, according to science

Keef said...

Yeah sucks that diet soder* is so bad for you. I drink a lot of it

Blue said...

"ys, c?"

Yep, legally you can tell them 3 things.

Dates of employment, Rate of Pay, and eligible for rehire.

tem said...

oh, but you don't have to tell them.

El Padrino said...

i hate when 5 guys accidentially gets a cajun fry in my fry and i eat it and it ruins my taste

i mean who orders those horrendous cajun fries

Spaceman Spiff said...

i do

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bader beats Ortiz. Ortiz is too old now. Ortiz in his prime would destroy Bader, but his prime was like 10 years ago."

hope bader is still shook from the jones fight

Blue said...

cajun fries are aok

El Padrino said...

gross

El Padrino said...

I JUST WANNA USE YOUR LOVE TONIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT

tem said...

i think he still will be shooked*. but tito has no speed anymore so bader will handle him.

Blue said...

doesn't baseball's cba expire at the end of this year too?

El Padrino said...

i dont know

kod said...

Fucking Horoscopes. You smat* "edumacated* peepels* dont beleaf* in this shat* write*? Tell me you don't read the horoscope page and then like apply the message from the Horoscope to your day? "Today you will experience great joy but stay even keeled as gloating is not a good trait". And then you score like a free bag of chips at the vending machine and think it's because the horoscope predicted it. Shit is whack."




oh, astrology is real, as is tarot, ruins-iching, and numerology, etc. For horoscopes though, make sure to look for the ones that go based on your specific time and location of birth.
*Also note that most horoscopes are just a sun sign reading; the moon has an equally powerful effect, but most horoscopes disregard it (I'm a moon Taurus, sun Gemini...and overall exhibit more Tauraus traits than Gemini)

shoot, without the tarot reading, nevre would have won that $900 last week.

I've always used it, and I think it's served me well all things considered. People just got to remember it's only energies and possibilities, it's not fortune telling

kod said...

"Minny is officially shut down. Try to have fun while it lasts, Kod."


I hope it doesn't go on long, it's stupid. Everyone laid off will get unemployment benefits, so how much is this going to cost our already broke state? Not to mention all of the postage, paper and ink just to send out all the layoff notices. And all the catch up that will have to be done when it ends

waste, waste, waste.

Keef said...

oh kod

Keef said...

Rome going off on fireworks guy is grate

Keef said...

"shoot, without the tarot reading, nevre would have won that $900 last week."


I won a bottle of vodker from a sales contest yesterday thanks to that Magic 8 ball I boat*

El Padrino said...

oh kod

^^

kod said...
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Keef said...

It's hard to read that 7 scroller when I'm driving

kod said...

"It's hard to read that 7 scroller when I'm driving"


it'll probably still be there later

El Padrino said...

it's a lie

it never once mentions that being a seven is being an as*hole

Keef said...

Your face is an asshole

El Padrino said...

"Key qualities/words for a SEVEN Life-Path are analysis, understanding, knowledge, awareness, studious and meditating."

yeah that's keef in a nutshell

eteo

kod said...

"it never once mentions that being a seven is being an as*hole"


not saying Keith is an asshole, (which he is not), but it does say...


"The SEVEN that chooses to not get out into the world and to grasp all there is to learn, can become negative and selfish. An attitude that says the world owes them can also happen."

and also

"At times this insecurity can lead to pessimism or loneliness. Mood swings are also not uncommon."

Keef said...

Fuck you, I don't have mood swings

Keef said...

I love you

kod said...

but I'll let Keith decide if that reading has some truth to it, or is completely wrong


FWIW, I picked that site reading because I thought my 9 reading was very accurate

Beth said...

Look at that, cmk hacked into keef's account.

Beth said...

I can see it now:

MINN INDIAN DEFENDANT: "I'm so glad you're my attorney, I've heard such good things about you. What basis are you going to use to defend my case - statutes, case law, eyewitness testimony?

KOD - Don't be silly, your horoscope of course.

El Padrino said...

"At times this insecurity can lead to pessimism or loneliness. Mood swings are also not uncommon."

^^^^^
MEIZ

kod said...

"it'll probably still be there later"


ummm, unless I incorrectly enter your birthdate and give you a wrong reading



apologies

tem said...

Wtf is a life path number? And with 7 scrolls of general shit about someone, something in those 7 scrolls is bound to apply.

Keef said...

"but I'll let Keith decide if that reading has some truth to it, or is completely wrong"


Yeah, there are some accurate things there. But I imagine that could be the case if you insert anyone's name here.

Blue said...

that horoscope crap is for people who need something to believe in


oh my god, my horoscope said i'd be lucky today, and I found this dollar in my pocket...it was so right...

kod said...

instead of re-posting Keith's, here is a portion

"It is common for SIXES to be devoted to their families and homes. This is usually the first priority for a SIX.

Areas that may require development for a SIX are a tendency towards exaggeration, over expansion or self-righteousness. While you will almost always mean well as a SIX, behaviors such as meddling or interfering (especially in family matters) will likely lead to troubles"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"^^^^^
MEIZ"

"chooses to not get out into the world and to grasp all there is to learn, can become negative and selfish. An attitude that says the world owes them can also happen."

definitely

El Padrino said...

meiz is a seven

Spaceman Spiff said...

kings got jj hickson for a jew

kod said...

Meiz' sounded pretty good too:

"ELEVENS tend to be very interesting people with much to offer those around them. They are intuitive, avant-garde, idealistic and cultured – extremely so. They are the visionaries. It’s common to find an ELEVEN looking for understanding in life’s mysteries. Their interests will be many. Socially, connections with others are highly developed. ELEVENS bring much to the topic of conversation and are excellent listeners.

An ELEVEN will expect much from themselves and from others. At times this can make them difficult to deal with. It’s common for this Life-Path to have a lot of nervous tension. There can be mood swings and challenges with focus on ambition. At times actions can be impractical, as an ELEVEN is more of a dreamer than a doer. Key words/qualities associated with an ELEVEN Life-Path are higher spiritual plane, intuitive, illumination, idealistic and a dreamer.

The life purpose for an ELEVEN is to utilize innate skills of counseling and guidance. While you may not be a leader, much talent can show through in this area. Finding ways to release nervous energy such as sports and exercise can bring much relief during difficult times."

El Padrino said...

fuck this toronto closer, blew a romero W

El Padrino said...

on Canada Day no less!

Blue said...

bastard

kod said...

Jugs:


"Enjoying the company of like minded creative people is likely to be on your top ten list of pleasures. THREE’S are genuinely warm and friendly. They make excellent friends by sharing interesting information and by actively listening. Entertaining in your home comes readily for most THREE’S as you can make everyone feel at home. With such a sunny disposition and openhearted approach, others will naturally seek out your hospitality. Key words for a THREE Life-Path number are expression, verbalization, socialization, the joy of living, the arts and travel.

As a THREE, you’re likely to be an entertainer either formally or within your social circle. You’re one of the effervescent, sparkling people in the world with an eternal optimism. Things will rarely get a THREE down. Setbacks will be just a part of the overall scheme of things and won't keep you from feeling positive. This exuberant demeanor and love of life can take a THREE to great lengths when creative expression is developed

Because of the THREE’S innate love of fun and living for the moment, challenges can develop. It can be common to lack foresight and this thinking can bring about overspending, and unproductivity. Further, the love of just having fun can lead towards escapism. Scattered focus can create a situation where there’s a lot of activity without results. The THREE is wise to develop set goal plans and to learn solid balance between creative work and social fun."

-friendly, easy going...sounds like jug to me (ns)

El Padrino said...

i hate closers

kod said...

and finally, kod:

"If your Life-Path number is NINE, yours is a philosophical number. In this, you’re likely to hold an elevated position that poses certain responsibilities in the scheme of things. You’re likely to be extremely compassionate and giving up material goods for the common good of all may be something that is a regular occurrence in your life.

NINE personalities tend to be trustworthy and honorable. A NINE harbors no prejudice and feels deeply for those who are less fortunate. You will help out others in any way you possibly can as a NINE as you are driven by the desire to make things better.

Taking time out for laughter is essential for those that throw themselves into the realm of misfortune in a helping capacity. Key words/qualities associated with a NINE Life-Path are humanitarian, giving nature, selflessness, obligations and creative expression."

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i hate closers"

no need to re-word the title of your post

Keef said...

fuck this toronto closer, blew a romero W




Fuck. These closers are costing me moneys

Keef said...

no need to re-word the title of your post




haha

El Padrino said...

YOU WANNA WORK HERE

CLOSE!

El Padrino said...

blah

Keef said...

Nap time

Todd Packer said...

"Nap time"

old man

Todd Packer said...

"oh kod"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

El Padrino said...

read this in the am

Todd Packer said...

good article, spiff

El Padrino said...

piece

Todd Packer said...

hopefully the subway series works out better than the yanks/brewers series

kod said...

"Speaking of musicians I want to learn to play some shit one day. Like a geetar or piano. I want my children to learn that shit too."

you should put your kids in music lessons. I recommend starting kids as early as 4-5 and make em stay with it at until their teenage years. It's very good for brain development.

Keef said...

"old man"


Naps are grate. Wish I could have more of them

Keef said...

you should put your kids in music lessons. I recommend starting kids as early as 4-5 and make em stay with it at until their teenage years. It's very good for brain development.



So LP definitely didn't take lessons as a child

kod said...

so it looks as though the shutdown here is over abortion, stem cell research bans, and voter ID at the polls measures.

Dayton says he won't sign a bill without a revenue increase for the top 2% of earners, and Republicans say they won't agree to a bill with any tax increases unless Dayton agrees to restrictions on abortion and stem cell research and voter IDs at the polls.

Fuck us; just pass a bill increasing the tax on the wealthy 1% and agree to the voter ID requirement (I think it's reasonable enough to leverage).

done and done

Keef said...

They're fighting over whether or not voters should have to show ID?

Keef said...

Goddamn kod deleted the SEVEN scroller

Keef said...

Arod is going to get some Dominican love

kod said...

"Goddamn kod deleted the SEVEN scroller"



well yeah, with you being a SIX and all

kod said...

the family man who meddles in his families affairs


sounds about right

kod said...

but I do realize the Uncle Joey of me justifying your incorrect numeroscope, pretty much proving all of your points

tem said...

Yeah, I knew you'd realize it

Keef said...

Apology accepted

Todd Packer said...

hate when the yanks beat the mess

Keef said...

Big night

Keef said...

Tem
The name of that birth control pill is Jolivette

Keef said...

This is how we salute people in Germany, huh

Keef said...

Mess look good

Spaceman Spiff said...

card is awesome so far, last 4 fights

KO, KO, KO, knockdown then sub

Spaceman Spiff said...

all in 1st round

Spaceman Spiff said...

jinxed it but glad wiman lost

Spaceman Spiff said...

and another brutal 1st round KO

wandy was the one getting fucked up though, goddman it

tem said...

my ufc picks had their usual accuracy

Keef said...

Wall and stuff

Keef said...

Exciting 9th inning in CM

Keef said...

Nice angle, Angel

Keef said...

Mess win

Keef said...

Good talk

tem said...

good talk

Todd Packer said...

"Exciting 9th inning in CM"

always knew keith was a closet mess fan

Keef said...

always knew keith was a closet mess fan


Don't tell

Keef said...

Csil got kicked out of a Blake Shelton concert tonight because she was too drunk

Keef said...

I'm shocked

Todd Packer said...

"Csil got kicked out of a Blake Shelton concert tonight because she was too drunk"

country sucks

Keef said...

You right

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