Monday, July 11, 2011

HR Derby

Happ Monday. I'll be at jury duty today. I wish I could live blog while I'm there. I was going to take my iPad but I don't know what I can take in there. Maybe I'll just live text.

My pick for the derby tonight is Jose Bautista. Long limb, there. I'm not talking about his dong, LP. Oh wait, LP is on vacation. Who is going to carry us this week?

The end of the USA futbol game yesterday was cool. Yeah yeah yeah, I know it's woman's* soccer. I turnt it on when it was in OT because I saw on WWL that USA was losing. But the end was grate. And the USA goalie is cute, like h said. And it's America for crissakes. USA! USA! USA!

The ending to the play golfing tourney was also grate. Stricker was dominating, then bogeyed 15 and 16 to go down 1, then birdies 17 & 18 to win that tourney for the 3rd year in a row. Good a stuff. Tiger who?

Football and basketball are still lockt out. Why can't hockey get lockt out too? And wnba. Actually, why can't the wnba just fold like the Mess in September? You all got your marriage rights in New York now. Stop playing "basketball".

Josh Hamilton is still grieving.

Me too.

94 comments:

H said...

Smart getaway plan.

He used my cab company.

H said...

Keef, I like that you can ignore your hatred for a sport and support the US of A team. NS.

H said...

Am I the only person on LOV who hadn't driven a boat before? I doubt it.

H said...

Meiz was getting all holier than now about it.

H said...

Dem

H said...

Keef

tem said...

I have driven a boat

tem said...

I am glad USA won. Still don't care at all about soccer.

Blue said...

I have driven boats

Jugdish said...

i owned a boat for a little over a year...driving was part of that

Todd Packer said...

I too have driven a boat before

Blue said...

i'm sure EP has driven a boat, he's done everything

Todd Packer said...

i have never driven one of those stupid truck/boats that Boston drags out for their parades

Keef said...

I have no problem with making "insulting" offers for stuff



Shocking

Todd Packer said...

ep captained one of those small remote controlled boats

Keef said...

We had a big ass thunderstorm at 2:00 this morning, kept me up for over an hour

Keef said...

Time to go give someone the chair

Blue said...

been catching up on episodes of eastbound and down...which led to this conversation

blue: he's just a stupid motherfucker

cmblue: :blank stare:

blue: oh yeah, I say motherfucker now.

Blue said...

no


/cmblue

H said...

Blue's motherfucker killed LOV

Spaceman Spiff said...

i left to watch transformers when that brazil bitch executed the most hilarious fake injury sequence ive ever seen

Spaceman Spiff said...

not a big fan of solo, but damn could you have posted a worse picture to link up H?

Spaceman Spiff said...

never driven a boat

Blue said...

"not a big fan of solo, but damn could you have posted a worse picture to link up H?"


he's a taxi driver, not a titty finder

Blue said...

she kind of looks like that chick that was in 40yo virgin

elizabeth banks I think is her name

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont see the banks resemblance

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Happy 7-Eleven Day

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Our Birthday, Stop by for a FREE 7.11 oz Slurpee drink"

Blue said...

when she's all dolled up here

that's where i think she looks like her

Blue said...

for comparison

maybe not identical twins

Blue said...

fine maybe not at all

maybe I have watched zach and miri make a porno too many times

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Joe Buck nearly lost his voice and career over the last four months as he fought off a nerve ailment in his left vocal cord."

damn, so close

"Although he can't go off on a call like new Fox colleague Gus Johnson, Buck will call Fox's telecast of Major League Baseball's 82nd All-Star Game on Tuesday"

has he ever gone off on a call in his life?

Mize said...

I'm picking Prince

Mize said...

I'm putting a microwave on craigslist today. this is my maiden voyage.

H said...

Big things happening for Meiz

Mize said...

I'm buying a tailgating grill today. Big spender.

Mize said...

"Big things happening for Meiz"


DOUBLE DRAGON

Blue said...

daytime meiz is a nice changeup

Todd Packer said...

"daytime meiz is a nice changeup"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

"she kind of looks like that chick that was in 40yo virgin

elizabeth banks I think is her name"


she looks like the result from a threeway between chick scrubs, elizabeth banks and some sort of farm animal.

Blue said...

wasn't elizabeth banks on scrubs

tem said...

yes

tem said...

but she is not chick scrubs

tem said...

chick scrubs is roseanne's daughter from roseanne.

sarah chalke or something like that.

tem said...

the 2nd becky i think

Blue said...

oh yeah, hot becky

Blue said...

got my free 3 oz slurpee

Blue said...

kate upton is not going to age well


i can tell she's one of those chicks who will balloon up.

10 years from now she'll be Jennifer Love Hewitt.

tem said...

wft is a kate upton?

Spaceman Spiff said...

flacco wedding pic

Blue said...

That's a Kate Upton

Blue said...

except in real life she has a lot more moles on her body

Blue said...

if you watch tosh.o she's the chick he stabbed with a banana a few weeks ago

tem said...

i do not watch that show.

tem said...

i would, but don't ever seem to be watching tv when it is on. or something else better is on, like some sports or something.

tem said...

so kate upton has Downs?

Blue said...

she might

tem said...

my knee hurts

Mize said...

New grill, check.

Dick Weeks All-Star shirsey, check.

Mize said...

"flacco wedding pic"

Awesome.

Mize said...

Is Kod on vacation this week?

Blue said...

"Is Kod on vacation this week?"

furlough/vacation...all the same

Blue said...

she said yes

alledgedly

Mize said...

Oh, that's right. Furloughs suck.

Blue said...

o/u on rickie weeks hrs is 6

Blue said...

#HRDERBY

Mize said...

6 would get you to the 2nd round

Blue said...

it might

Blue said...

i think he'll do alright

Mize said...

He hits lazers. Hopefully he can elevate 'em. Unless he's a closet BP hero.

Blue said...

hope it doesn't fuck up his swing the rest of the year

Mize said...

It won't. Somebody mentioned this on twitter earlier. Basically, he's gonna naturally hit a rough patch at some point because he hasn't slumped yet this year and is a streaky player. And that's when people are going to blame the HR Derby. And that's stupid.

Blue said...

how fucked up is our legal system if roger clemens spends more time in prison than casey anthony?

Todd Packer said...

clemens deserves to go to jail

tem said...

Love it or leave it.

That slogan restricts change. No change here, love it or leave it.

tem said...

Chick golfers either look like michell wei, a dyke or the rare hot chick

tem said...

I think my knee has fluid in it...I can probably drain that with a needle and a straw?

Mize said...

How do you know if you have fluid in your knee?

tem said...

It looks puffy and feels squishy...like a water balloon. Or a boob.

Mize said...

I think I have fluid in my chest

tem said...

More than a normal chest has?

Todd Packer said...

prince is angry

Mize said...

"More than a normal chest has?"


Tem missed the joke.

tem said...

Meiz has some fluid in his pants.....1st guy hit over an hour ago, he is cold.

tem said...

I still don't get the joke

Mize said...

It looks puffy and feels squishy...like a water balloon. Or a boob.

.....


I think I have fluid in my chest

tem said...

More than a normal chest?

Keef said...

Not guilty

Mize said...

My jury doodie person was quilty*

Todd Packer said...

good case?

Keef said...

They said our case would go unti maybe Wednesday morning. They had closing arguments at 4:50 and we made our verdict in 5 minutes. It was a lame case by the state

Todd Packer said...

HR derby does not know about ofb

Keef said...

It was a lady, probably about 50, and they accused her of being a passenger in a stolen vehicle that she knew was stolen. If the state would have done even a halfway decent job she probably would have been found guilty. But their case was terrible.

Keef said...

this was the defense attorney. He was douchey

Keef said...

Big night

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