Tuesday, July 12, 2011

HR Derby 2

So the HR derby can suck me in for about an hour and a half. After that I get bored and go to bed. There is only so much of the same thing I can watch. They need to spice up the later rounds a bit somehow. My suggestion is put obstacles and fire pits and spikes in the outfield for the little kids to run into. That would be entertaining. And let's face it, aside from the one kid who made a diving catch it didn't look like we even had a remote possibility of having any future gold glovers out there. The outfield kids sucked. And there were too many of them. Obstacles would thin out the herd and be entertaining. Win win!

I'm OK with players skipping the All Star game. It is their one vacation during the season. I'd be pissed if someone told me that because I was doing so well that I have to work during my vacation. It is MLBs fault for trying to make the game count and mean something. The point of the game is to give players a break and let them get bombed out of their minds, play a game in front of fans and everyone has a good time. Except now the players have approximately 60 hours of shit to do in a 72 hour time frame. I'd skip it too.

NFL lockout should end before the week is up...didn't we hear that two weeks ago? What is the drop dead date for having a full season? Whatever date that is will be the day the CBA gets signed.

Why would Clemens testify at his own purgery trial? He seems like a douche, he comes off as a douche and if he testifies the entire jury will probably think he is a douche. This isn't a murder trial, so I think "he seems like a douche" is probably enough to convict.

OK I was on fire there, but I gotta do work. The man is keeping us all down. Go get at least 100 comments. Don't let El Pad think this place falls apart without him.

Also RIP Beth. You had a good run.
RIP Freak. I'll still see you on XBox.
Speaking of X-Box my name on there is like tmagers or something. Hit me up.

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Jugdish said...

i didn't watch the derby last night, probably won't watch the all star game tonight either.

Jugdish said...

no time for that shit

/lp

Beth said...

"Also RIP Beth. You had a good run."

Geez, people are so quick to write you off around here...

I'm not dead or even in the pool but was on vacation last week at the lake. Lots of boating, drinking, skiing, sunning, tubing, etc., but now paying the price at work trying to catch up.

Jugdish said...

did you get to drive the boat?!?!

/H

Beth said...

"did you get to drive the boat?!?!

/H"


I almost chimed in yesterday on this discussion to say I did just last week. Boats are fun to drive, especially when you're pulling someone on a tube and trying to bounce them off.

Blue said...

boats are fun to drive when you've been drinking too

i don't think it's legal, but hey, neither is prostitution

Jugdish said...

fags be sensitive

Blue said...

told you the old guy who whiffed on the dude at the ranger's game was at fault

Jugdish said...

careful keef

Blue said...

rickie weeks 3 HRs?

weaksauce

Jugdish said...

dammit blue

Blue said...

that was a blue/jug i2i but with different links

Jugdish said...

im taking up the slack from lp by reposting things today

Jugdish said...

rickie weeks 3 HRs?



hope those don't mess up his swing and make him go into a slump

Jugdish said...

rickie weeks 3 HRs?



hope those don't mess up his swing and make him go into a slump

Beth said...

"im taking up the slack from lp by reposting things today"

Don't forget the "gems".

Jugdish said...

rickie weeks 3 HRs?



hope those don't mess up his swing and make him go into a slump

Beth said...

"i don't think it's legal, but hey, neither is prostitution"

Neither is sexually harassing the hot receptionist.

Jugdish said...

geez...suite triple post

Jugdish said...

our network sucks here...keeps going up and down


twss

Blue said...

"Neither is sexually harassing the hot receptionist."


what if i'm the harassee as opposed to the harassor?

Beth said...

The guy is always the harassor.

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Jugdish said...

The guy is always the harassor.



not true

/mize

Jugdish said...

proposal

Blue said...

maybe that baseball fan in Texas should have watched that video before going to the game.



too soon?

Jugdish said...

Lp

H said...

I like these sports science things on sportscenter

H said...

"sunning"

Bikini pics?

H said...

"suite triple post"

One post for each Weeks HR

Blue said...

his new name is rickie weaks

Blue said...

that's how they're printing it on his ASG jersey

Beth said...

"Bikini pics?"

Who said anything about bikinis? Tan lines are so 90s.

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Blue said...

i like how beth rolls

Keef said...

She won't post a pic because there aren't any pics where she's sucking in her gut

/teej

Blue said...

so you're saying this isn't you, beth?

Blue said...

then why'd you text me that picture

Beth said...

"then why'd you text me that picture"

Damn, that almost could be me. The boat even looks similar.

But I'd have never texted that pic to you, only to H cause I know how he likes to keep pics of other women on his phone.

tem said...

"I like these sports science things on sportscenter"


^ eteo

Beth said...

And when the pic is taken from the back, instead of sucking in the gut it's clenching the cheeks.

tem said...

i hate them. they take 1 sentence i already know and blow it into 4 minutes of BS.

balls fly farther at Arizona because of altitude and temperature.


they expanded that into 5 minutes.

Beth said...

"they take 1 sentence i already know and blow it into 4 minutes of BS"

So they're like EP, got it.

tem said...

i guess

tem said...

it is no fun to pick on him because there is 0% chance he reads this.

tem said...

HHI in 4 days.

Keef said...

pecker

Beth said...

"HHI in 4 days"

Anything special planned or just going to the beach and avoiding the pool?

There's a great new cupcake store in Coligny Plaza, try it if you get a chance.

tem said...

nothing special planned.

just beach and pool action.

i think my family is doing a bridal shower for fmtem and probably my cousins will try to go out with her one night and call it a bachlorette party. but my cousins are old and can't hold their booze anymore so they'll be drunk and pretty much passed out by 10pm.

tem said...

i'll make sure tohit up the cupcake place.

we have a new one in our mall here. it sucks.

lesson learned, don't go to the mall for gourmet style cupcakes.

tem said...

probably more pool than beach. i can drink at the pool.

Keef said...

this was the defendant in my case yesterday. HOT!

Blue said...

having your eyeball pecked out by a bird would suck

Blue said...

maybe when the bird starts attacking you, you drop the bird

Beth said...

"this was the defendant in my case yesterday. HOT!"

GUILTY!

Keef said...

NOT!

Keef said...

Bees everywhere! They're huge and they sting like crazy!

tem said...

i thought they determined that cell phones killed all the bees

tem said...

defendant looks like the chick in role models and glee

Todd Packer said...

"I'm OK with players skipping the All Star game. It is their one vacation during the season. I'd be pissed if someone told me that because I was doing so well that I have to work during my vacation"

I would say that a MLBer whole life is a vacation

Keef said...

Michael Irvin is gay

Jugdish said...

sent that to friends who are cowboys fans.

Jugdish said...

i should get that issue in a day or two

/mize

Blue said...

my favorite tweet from last night

To those laughing about Rickie Weaks* in the HR derby: I suggest you don't sit in LF tonight. #lasers

Blue said...

who's laughing now bitch

Jugdish said...

weaks isn't laughing

Jugdish said...

mize is also not laughing

Beth said...

Does meiz ever laugh?

Blue said...

neither is @brewersbar

Jugdish said...

To those laughing about Rickie Weaks* in the HR derby: I suggest you don't sit in LF tonight. #lasers



fixed

Blue said...

"Roger Clemens' attorney revealed Tuesday that the ex-baseball star plans to begin his defense against charges of lying to Congress by questioning whether lawmakers' investigation into whether he used performance-enhancing drugs was proper"


yeah, this is going to end well

Blue said...

clemens attorney: we're here to dispute the validity of the hearing that my client alledgedly lied under oath at.

So we're not saying he didn't lie, just that he shouldn't have been put in that position where he had to lie.

Jugdish said...

liar liar pants on fire should work in this scenario

Blue said...

i'm sure that a federal judge, who was appointed by politicians, is going to say, you know what, you're right...those crazy politicians had no business asking you about your drug use/habits

Jugdish said...

keef...i got the kindle instead of the nook. more file types supported

Jugdish said...

didnt clemens request the congressional session?

Jugdish said...

i remember hearing something along those lines

Blue said...

maybe he mis-remembers that part

Keef said...

"keef...i got the kindle instead of the nook. more file types supported"

I accept your apology

Blue said...

i got an ipad and quit being a pussy

Keef said...

the deuce?

tem said...

he misremembers your face

tem said...

blue used to be a pussy?

Beth said...

"blue used to be a pussy?"


Hell yes he did!!

/hot receptionist

Blue said...

"the deuce?"


yup...pretty suite piece of hardware.

tem said...

NO

/cmblue

Jugdish said...

pretty suite piece of hardware.



twss

Blue said...

i actually broached the summit subject last night.

knowing that i'm going out of town a bunch the next few months

Jugdish said...

no


/cmblue

Jugdish said...

how did that go?

Jugdish said...

couch night?

/tp

Blue said...

she was actually cool with it, basically said i could go next year.

I just have too much shit all at once here at the end of the summer fundage gets low...

Jugdish said...

translation: blue wants the summit in denver next year

Spaceman Spiff said...

netflix price going up again, double the price it used to be before the last increase

they killed blockbuster and are gouging us now

Blue said...

netflix is trying to push everyone to the streaming services.

problem is, they don't have shit for movies on there.

Spaceman Spiff said...

rubios taco tuesday deal went up by a quarter too, goddman it

Spaceman Spiff said...

"problem is, they don't have shit for movies on there."

word, think ill just keep switching my plan whenever i need/dont need a DVD

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem,
"West Virginia Linebacker Nicholas Branko Busick Arrested For Armed Robbery"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"a woman is under arrest in Garden Grove for allegedly drugging her husband's dinner, tying him to a bed, cutting off his penis and then throwing it in a garbage disposal (and turning it on) say police"

oh, she mad

"The couple was going through a divorce, say investigators."

love being right about that shit
/meiz

tem said...

i've never heard of that LB

Jugdish said...

jug went ring shopping with cgjid this past weekend...dead man walkin

Jugdish said...

lp wont know about this and it will come up again in 3 weeks and he will be surprised

Jugdish said...

100 comments for tem's post

Jugdish said...

Sanders still worried about Cowboys' Bryant



this sounded like an Onion headline

Blue said...

"jug went ring shopping with cgjid this past weekend...dead man walkin"


whoa whoa whoa


that's not taking it slow

Blue said...

beep beep beep


back it up

Jugdish said...

she has not been a fan of taking that slow

tem said...

tell them about the champagne

Blue said...

broncos have 3 players on this list

yes!

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem,

UFC scrappd penn/fitch rematch no fan interest built up during the injury delay, penn/condit gonna be in october, suite

Jugdish said...

free champagne at some of the jewelry stores



probably means i can't afford what they're selling. at least true at one of them

Jugdish said...

broncos have 3 players on this list



no bears...suite

Jugdish said...

CMH

tem said...

i'm not interested in seeing BJ fight anyone.

Jugdish said...

WFT?!?!

oh...

/H

Jugdish said...

im not interested in BJs period


/mize

Keef said...

except giving

Blue said...

H has a thing for one handed dudes?

Keef said...

HR lady at my yob said that since I got paid for the day off for jury duty that I have to reimburse my company the $30ish that I got from jury duty. Is that normal?

Keef said...

"H has a thing for one handed dudes?"

I would think that he hated them because they actually have a real reason to woe

Blue said...

"HR lady at my yob said that since I got paid for the day off for jury duty that I have to reimburse my company the $30ish that I got from jury duty. Is that normal?"


that doesn't make sense

Keef said...

that's what I thought

Jugdish said...

Is that normal?


we have special leave for jury duty. i get full pay

H said...

"she was actually cool with it, basically said i could go next year. "

Wow. Major assumption there, Blue.

H said...

"jug went ring shopping with cgjid this past weekend...dead man walkin"

um....congrats?

H said...

"I would think that he hated them because they actually have a real reason to woe"

Not unfunny

Mize said...

I need a google+ invite

Spaceman Spiff said...

finally got mine yesterday

H said...

What the heck is a google+?

H said...

so it is like facebook? got it.

Mize said...

"finally got mine yesterday"


I'm in now, too.

H said...

"I'm in now, too."

Hook it up, Meiz.

Mize said...

I don't think I can, H.

H said...

ok. Figured I'd try to get in on the ground floor. haha

Keef said...

No time for that shit

Mize said...

"ok. Figured I'd try to get in on the ground floor. haha"


Just ask if anybody on facebook can hit you with an invite

H said...

"Just ask if anybody on facebook can hit you with an invite"

I signed up for an email update. Their page said they've exceeded their capacity even for people with invites.

Keef said...

Are you that bored that Twitter and FB can't quench your appetite?

Keef said...

NL is going to win

H said...

"Are you that bored that Twitter and FB can't quench your appetite?"

Promote, promote, promote, bro.

tem said...

If it was a paid day of vacation they can't take the money. If they paid you and counted it as a day of work they can take it. You were on compqany time.

Keef said...

Promote, promote, promote, bro.


Who are you going to promote to that isn't on FB or Twitter?

Mize said...

"Promote, promote, promote, bro."


Word up.

And The Morning Jones is going strictly to google+

Keef said...

Making sloppy joes, protein style, tonight

Keef said...

Joe Buck is strug-a-ling with his voice

H said...

"Joe Buck is strug-a-ling with his voice"

I feel bad for him. I think he is a giant douche, but it sucks that he is having such a hard time doing what he claerly loves.

H said...

Funny, the only players gretting booed so far are Yankees

H said...

My prediction is A.L. 11-8

Mize said...

"Funny, the only players gretting booed so far are Yankees"


Or every NL West player not on the DBacks

H said...

Beltran is the NL DH? Funny.

Mize said...

Stay classy, Arizona

Mize said...

"Beltran is the NL DH? Funny."

I had the same thought

Keef said...

The fan who gave Derek Jeter's 3,000th hit ball back to the Yankees captain and received a treasure trove of gifts in return was bracing Tuesday for another present: a five-figure tax bill, The New York Times reported.
Christian Lopez, the fan who caught and returned Jeter's home run ball at Yankee Stadium on Saturday, could be facing a tax bill for all that he received in return for his good deed, potentially to the tune of about $14,000.



Hilarity

Keef said...

My prediction is A.L. 11-8


1 day bet?

H said...

They were talking about that allo day here Keith. It is really a non-story. The yankees already said they would pay the bill if it comes to it.

H said...

"1 day bet?"

I'll do a 1 day on the exact score, 3 day on the AL out right.

Keef said...

1 day on win loss. Fuck the score

H said...

"1 day on win loss. Fuck the score"

I'm surprised. Even if you lost the 3 day bet, you could still have a 1 day win. Shocking that you are passing it up.

But ok, 1 day on win/loss....pussy.

H said...

Jordin Sparks has been spending that A.I. money on food, clearly.

Keef said...

I don't care about this game

Keef said...

Jordin Sparks has been spending that A.I. money on food, clearly.


I would do her

H said...

Not boss enough

/Meiz

Mize said...

Jordin Sparks looks good as fuck, man.

Keef said...

Mize knows. Which is weird

H said...

Wasn't she thin on AI or am I thinking of someone else?

Keef said...

She's always been thick

Keef said...

She's black

Keef said...

Brian Wilson is grate. I had to pause the tv, just watching the introductions now

Keef said...

Fuck Adrian Gonzalez. He said he wouldn't play in the all star game in az

Keef said...

Wait, why is there a DH in the NL stadium?

H said...

Yea radio guys asked him about that on an interview. He kind of avoided the question.

H said...

"Wait, why is there a DH in the NL stadium?"

I was wondering that too

Mize said...

H, invite sent

Mize said...

"Brian Wilson is grate. I had to pause the tv, just watching the introductions now"


I'm over his schtick

Keef said...

Who hurt you?

Keef said...

Watching the anthem now. Wft H? You act like she's huge. She looks grate

H said...

I'm in. Thanks, Meiz

Keef said...

I would jump on that in front of all those people

H said...

"Wft H?"

I glanced at the tv when they were showing her just before the anthem. She looked a little thick and I thought she used to be thinner. Guess I was wrong. Relax, bro.

Keef said...

Whatever racist

Keef said...

At least Beltran went down swinging

Keef said...

Joe buck: when cliff lee misses, he NEVER misses over the middle of the plate



2 pitches later, hanging curve for a HR

Keef said...

Cliff Lee sucks

Todd Packer said...

"Cliff Lee sucks"

fuck philly

Todd Packer said...

Beltran hit

Keef said...

No fat chicks by the pool today

Todd Packer said...

mize has wood right now

Keef said...

JT clowing* Joe buck

Keef said...

Prince chills

Todd Packer said...

first a jt appearance, now a prince bomb... good night for mize

Keef said...

That HR will turn a smile upside down

/Tim McCarver

Mize said...

"first a jt appearance, now a prince bomb... good night for mize"


I missed JT. Heard he's drunk though.

Todd Packer said...

enough of papi's kid

H said...

"enough of papi's kid"

Seriously.

Todd Packer said...

anyone else lose the HD feed?

Todd Packer said...

"Seriously."

you agreeing or asking if I'm serious?

tem said...

Nobody wants to see pitchers bat. Thus dh

H said...

"you agreeing or asking if I'm serious?"

Believe it or not, agreeing with you.

Todd Packer said...

"Believe it or not, agreeing with you."

and mccarver drops another reference to papi's kid

Keef said...

Cannonball dookie. Hahahaha

Mize said...

I'm going all in on something on skoreit. That shit will be mine.

H said...

My bet is not looking good here.

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