Wednesday, July 27, 2011

fun stuff

i'm excited for footyball. even though the broncos are gonna suck, still will be fun to see some head smashing. One weird rule i heard on the radio, if you sign a free agent, even your own free agent, they can't practice with the team until August 4th. They can be in meetings and film sessions but can't be on the field. What kind of shit is that?

The coors light bar exam commercials are stupid. And why do I need to know when a beer is "extra cold". Oh how far Ice cube has fallen, nobody even believes the "character" he's playing in those commercials.

Pirates got raped on a bad call by an umpire in the 19th inning. Oh well, sucks to be a pirate fan, sometimes you get raped.

My boss is the biggest flake in the world. He was supposed to go to a conference this week with a bunch of other people from the organization, some big marketing thing. But at the last minute decided he didn't need to go. Now Blue can't take the afternoon off to play golf Thursday and Friday. This happens constantly though, making plans and then bailing at the last minute. He was supposed to go to a Rockies game with my department earlier this year. I bought the tickets knowing he was going to bail, and sure enough, the morning of the game all of a sudden he was "too busy" to go so we had to eat his ticket.

Update: Carson Palmer is still retired.

160 comments:

Beth said...

"Now Blue can't take the afternoon off to play golf Thursday and Friday."

Wow your life SUCKS!

s

Beth said...

"Now Blue can't take the afternoon off to play golf Thursday and Friday."


I'm just glad you didn't say "to go golfing"!

/meiz

Blue said...

thanks for feeling my pain

El Padrino said...

my boss is a flake too

constantly RSVP'ng to dinners and conferences NEVER goes

i get mad cuz i could be going instead

El Padrino said...

at least i wont lose the REDS bet

El Padrino said...

looks like a done deal mcnizzle to vikes

El Padrino said...

wolfie gonna love that deal

El Padrino said...

jets gonna go after Ndami whatever but how they gonna tie up like 1/3 of the cap on two corners

win now attitude i guess

El Padrino said...

Houston Astros trade Larry Andersen to the Boston Red Sox for Jeff Bagwell

going over deadline deals, that one had O:FB written all over it

El Padrino said...

man the pirate call is hilarity

El Padrino said...

The Angels offered to send SS Erick Aybar to the Mets for Jose Reyes, while taking on all of Jose’s remaining salary, but Sandy Alderson would not bite, according to Scott Miller of CBS Sportsline.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA
BWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

omg rotfl lol

El Padrino said...

with McCann headed for DL Braves might give up Minor for Beltran now

Blue said...

does beltran catch?

El Padrino said...

no he's bat is needed in that lineup

tem said...

they need someone to watch strikes?

tem said...

just watched the replay of that call.


hahaha, terrible call. oh well. pirates will hopefully rebound and destroy the braves today.

maybe they should have scored another run before the 19th so that the bad call would have not had happened.

Blue said...

i don't think the umpire realized that when lugo stood up, he still hadn't reached the plate yet

tem said...

i am pretty sure that is true. he called him safe before he even stepped on the plate.

tem said...

well if the pirates finish 1 game under 500 pirate nation will put an asterix on this losing season.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ump shit was redonk, pics with the tag and the ump looking right at it are hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

lugo knew he was out and looked sad, then the ump said safe and he starts celebrating

tem said...

ump needed to go home

Keef said...

Scott Storch -- one of the BIGGEST producers in hip hop -- says Amy Winehouse "should have listened to her own song" ... and checked herself into rehab before she died.



Thanks

Spaceman Spiff said...

he didnt argue back when clint hurdle got in his grill, clint was purple

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, skins got cofield

Spaceman Spiff said...

santonio back with jets 5yr/50 mil/24gteed

tem said...

i'm scott is a genius....if only he'd come forward sooner with that info.

El Padrino said...

"EP, skins got cofield"

yeah im not happy about that

El Padrino said...

"should have listened to her own song" ... and checked herself into rehab before she died.

whole point of the song was
no, no no

El Padrino said...

she did not want to go to rehab

El Padrino said...

reese keeps drafting DT's not shocked Barry left just not happy it's within division

El Padrino said...

Is freak made Jeff Satruday was pictured hugging Pats owner Robert Kraft?

El Padrino said...

(presumably because Kraft's wife died)

Spaceman Spiff said...

'A judge has sentenced former Michigan star and NBA player Jalen Rose to serve 20 days in jail for drunken driving.'

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, cofield's backup cut

Blue said...

giants don't like their d-line

tem said...

freak died. his spirit reads the blog still and controls a fNFL

El Padrino said...

EP, cofield's backup cut

bernard sucks

Blue said...

your face sucks

kod said...

"belated congrats to cmkod... hopefully the country station is a short pitstop before moving on to a better station"


thanks TP; that's really nice of you to say, and I will pass that along to her (ns)

kod said...

"vikings looking to get mcnabb (kod thoughts?)"


Not too many, except to say that it fits the Vikings QB pattern for as long as I can remember, and I'm expecting pretty much the same results (although I'm definintely hopeful he's more Cunningham/George/Favre 2009 than McMahon/Moon/Favre 2010)

El Padrino said...

and I will pass that along to her (ns)

you will?

El Padrino said...

Marvin Austin son

Keef said...

When Beltran gets traded, LP should post his HDH goodbye letter here

El Padrino said...

was there any hdh in there?

El Padrino said...

sam leclures facial hair is sort of awesome

El Padrino said...

Kolb to Cards

El Padrino said...

Ervin Santana has a no no going

9nth inning

kod said...

"you will?"



I will; for some reason cmkod likes this place and you guys

El Padrino said...

aww that's sweet

i'll be sending dong pics over shortly if you dont mind

kod said...

"i'll be sending dong pics over shortly if you dont mind"


aitch; wouldn't bother me...can't predict her reaction though


I'd like to think humor, and not, you know, pressing charges...I think it would be taken with humor.

Jugdish said...

no no done

tem said...

good jinx el pad

El Padrino said...

no no complete

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

tem said...

eteo

El Padrino said...

Colby Rasmus to Jays

tem said...

my two comments make more sense if they are back to back and not surrounding 2 other comments

El Padrino said...

what's tem talking about

tem said...

"Pirates file formal complaint over ump's call"


what the fuck could this really accomplish??

El Padrino said...

no jinx, guy threw a no no

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem took jugs no no done comment the other way

Spaceman Spiff said...

10 Ks, 1 unearned

Spaceman Spiff said...

run*

El Padrino said...

tem, assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

Spaceman Spiff said...

forgot to mention, umps wiki page was hilarity for a few minutes after the game

kod said...

"what the fuck could this really accomplish??"


a make up call or two, or at least a little added benefit of the doubt on a close play or two down the road

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Carolina and RB DeAngelo Williams reached agreement on a five-year, $43 million deal that includes $21 million in guaranteed money."

the fuck

tem said...

no. read el pad saying there was a no no through 9.

usually when we type that it is a jinx.


so i typed good jinx...then a follow up comment of eteo. because his jinx sucked.

but two comments got inbetween them and it doesn't make sense now.

tem said...

how the fuck can the gets get ndmandian asomaogha8uah if they keep paying peple like Holmes big bucks?

Spaceman Spiff said...

expecting him to take a pay cut

Spaceman Spiff said...

"no. read el pad saying there was a no no through 9."

no no through 9 is suite

tem said...

tampa bay is going to be spending lots of money on junk if they don't sign some good players.

i think they have to add like 20-30M of salary this season...

tem said...

no no through 9 is how i say it in real life

tem said...

what ufc star got injured this week? we are due for someone to pull out of a fight.

El Padrino said...

i didnt say that, just said the game was in the ninth

tem said...

i know you didn't say it...it was my HDH.

Blue said...

""Carolina and RB DeAngelo Williams reached agreement on a five-year, $43 million deal that includes $21 million in guaranteed money.""


damnit

i guess it's mcgahee now for the broncos

Blue said...

panthers had a shitload of money they had to spend....guess they spent it on 2 guys

Blue said...

jabar gaffney to the skins


good luck with that spiff

Blue said...

another reason BSU was dumb to move to the MWC


fuck that conference

Blue said...

orton to fins trade talk getting very serious now

tem said...

what's wrong with moreno as the broncs RB?

tem said...

boise won't be in that conference for long.

Blue said...

"what's wrong with moreno as the broncs RB?"

he sucks

Blue said...

in 2 full years he's had a total of 5 carries over 20 yards.

Blue said...

"boise won't be in that conference for long."

the move would have been fine if TCU/Utah/BYU wouldn't have left...but now they're on a shitty network (no espn games anymore) and play in another shitty conference.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"jabar gaffney to the skins


good luck with that spiff"

donte stallworth too, theyll get cut

tem said...

a huge if i know

Jugdish said...

jets sign padrino to replace cromartie and call all the defensive plays

Blue said...

eric weddle is now the highest paid safety in the league?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Kevin Kolb being traded to Arizona for Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie and a draft pick by the end of the week"

you can order a rodgers-cromartie jersey already too

El Padrino said...

l fitz pumped

Keef said...

"was there any hdh in there?"

Yessir.

Spaceman Spiff said...

kolb likes check downs though

Spaceman Spiff said...

beltran going to san francisco

El Padrino said...

Beltran traded to Giants (SF)

El Padrino said...

nice spiff

Keef said...

"how the fuck can the gets get ndmandian asomaogha8uah if they keep paying peple like Holmes big bucks?"


TP ♥s the Gets

El Padrino said...

zach wehller for a two month rental is steep, i like it

El Padrino said...

The Mets asked the Giants for RHP Zach Wheeler or Brown,” according to Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports. They’re not getting Wheeler, he says, so, “We’ll see on Brown.”

good call rosenthal

fucking twat

Jugdish said...

half of the headlines on wwl start with "sources:"

Keef said...

Fucking Mariners are going to win

El Padrino said...

so, fuck the yanks

Jugdish said...

Fucking Mariners are going to win



did you pick them in the streak for the cash?

Keef said...

No. But I like seeing records broken

Keef said...

I pickt* the Indians in the streak for the cash

ns

Jugdish said...

good luck


s

El Padrino said...

kids dope though, hope to be in there by 2013

got 98 k's in only 88 innings this year

El Padrino said...

I pickt* the Indians in the streak for the cash

ns

put him in the closet

Blue said...

leinart staying in Houston? the fuck?

El Padrino said...

backing up scwhab gets you PT

Blue said...

could have gone to seattle or washington and been the starter

tem said...

or denver

Blue said...

"or denver"

that's next year after tebow bombs

El Padrino said...

starter?

no way

denver has Tebow

Blue said...

and dr quinn

tem said...

starter.

either denver or new york giants.

either place he'd walk on the field and start day 1.

Keef said...

Giants are garbage

Jugdish said...

Giants are garbage


^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

ha

Spaceman Spiff said...

"jabar gaffney to the skins


good luck with that spiff"

didnt mention it was a trade, goddman

Jugdish said...

Giants are garbage



even if they do get beltran



s

Keef said...

The Skins needed more players with bug eyes

El Padrino said...

sort of amazed the skins are not getting a qb

Spaceman Spiff said...

2012 draft they will

El Padrino said...

yeah who, whats Mel Kiper saing

Keef said...

Pryor

Keef said...

Andrew Luck

Keef said...

Brock Osweiler

Keef said...

Mark* Barkley

Keef said...

Favre

Keef said...

I need to go get my hairs cut

Keef said...

shootin at the walls of heartache, bang bang
I am the warrior

El Padrino said...

no luck

kod said...

KIK music trivia fun fact:


Originally Van Halen wanted Patty Smyth to replace Roth; they only went with Sammy Hagar after she turned them down


Not a big Van Hagar fan, but....could have been much worse

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

skins got brandon stokley too

Blue said...

where did he play last year?

Blue said...

"The Broncos and Miami Dolphins have been feverishly working on an Orton trade all day. The basics of the deal are in place. It’s believed the remaining piece is for the Dolphins to work out a new contract with Orton. As it stands now, Orton has one year and $8.829 million on his deal."

he left the facility a little while ago and isn't expected back

Blue said...

good riddance

Jugdish said...

phillies are pushing hard for pence. stros turned down two of the phillies top prospects.

Spaceman Spiff said...

phillies trying for quentin too

Blue said...

phillies are interested in picking up Giambi too...i'm not sure the fit there

Blue said...

for a team with the best record in baseball they sure seem desperate to fill a few holes


kind of like beth...hey-o

Blue said...

"The Cincinnati Bengals have agreed to a two-year deal with quarterback Bruce Gradkowski"

take that carson palmer

Jugdish said...

he should unretire...

Jugdish said...

they have him on the retiring list right? so they aren't hit with his cap number right now

Blue said...

yeah, they have to spend a shitload of money though if he doesn't come back..without him and ochocinco they're like $50m under the floor

Blue said...

or something crazy like that

Tyler said...

Tem, grate* post yesterday. NS. That is all.

kod said...

yeah, Ts comment made me check it out; quality stuff


I do disagree w/ the sunglasses comment; but that's just cause I think 70s retro fear and loathing shades are grate


I own a pair, but then again, I am also prone to douchiness

Big Fat Weasel said...

H is in a bad mood tonight.

What a surprise!
/Keef As.

Jugdish said...

Report: Mets need Beltran's OK for Giants trade



no

/cmblue

Jugdish said...

Sources: Burress likely to Giants or Steelers

Keef said...

Hsil was at a wedding in ND last weekend with her bf. But it was really ND. The rehearsal dinner was in the ND football locker room

Keef said...

What's less gratifying than following a woefully underachieving team with woefully overpaid players? (Cut to the Mets fans nodding wistfully.)


Ha

Keef said...

The amount of money you spend doesn't matter

/lp

Todd Packer said...

Keith hearts the mess

Jugdish said...

go

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