Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Effing E

Forgot it was tuesday. That's good and bad. One day of work is done but I have to write a post. I had good ideas for my post, but I got drunk and forgot them yesterday.

I have bad beer farts today. I know you all care.


Saw some fireworks yesterday. It was cool. My buddies kid was loving them. He is 2 and just kept saying "WOW" over and over again. He also likes cartoons. And is black. Well mixed. In any case he is teo of As.

Columbus softball scheduled us to have a double header today. Except they released the schedule for that on friday afternoon. After I had left for work. So I just saw the email now. I hope we forfeit them both. I am the anti team player for sure.

Hotdog guy won again. 62 dogs in 10 minutes is gross. I don't care. I don't get it. Don't get me wrong, I don't really care about the starving people of the world and how this is a waste. I just think competitive eating is dumb. Not as dumb as soccer though.

If being gay is genetic why are more and more people gay? Shouldn't they just breed themselves out of it?

Still have no idea why chinese buffets won't give you a knife.

FYI when women are ovulating their Gaydar is really high.

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Blue said...

the gay thing is a fad.


like bell bottom jeans

"oh look at how cool and hip i am, you can't judge me because i'm so cool and edgy"

Blue said...

and then at some point the dude realizes, hey, it's not that cool and edgy and hip to be sucking this cock.

"I now see where the phrase, "sucks cock" comes from, it's really horrible and not edgy and cool at all"

Blue said...

then they complain that they were bullied and end up in a pool of their own blood because they realized all the mistakes that they made, not because of some bully who was just telling them how it is.

El Padrino said...

"I now see where the phrase, "sucks cock" comes from, it's really horrible and not edgy and cool at all"

disagree

/beth, meiz

El Padrino said...

listen to blue

being gay is not the answer kids
you still have to get a job and pay taxes

Blue said...

if being gay is the answer, that's a really shitty question and I hope to fail that test

Blue said...

"Still have no idea why chinese buffets won't give you a knife."

because if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, if you teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime

Blue said...

assuming he likes to eat fish

Blue said...

you also give him a hobby to get away from his wife

Blue said...

who is probably complaining that he should have learnt to hunt as opposed to fish so they could eat some good food

Blue said...

but that's why they don't give you a knife at a chinese buffet

so you learn

Insufferable Weasel said...

How does Kod feel about the moves the Wild have made?

tem said...

they don't give you a knife so you have to learn how to use chopsticks?

or so you have to learn how to cut with a spoon?

El Padrino said...

R H, R?

Blue said...

"they don't give you a knife so you have to learn how to use chopsticks?

or so you have to learn how to cut with a spoon?"


yes

El Padrino said...

baseball is sick

wasnt the amazing ubaldo like 14-1 entering the break last year?

kod said...

"How does Kod feel about the moves the Wild have made?"


it's nice to see some proactivity, although I have NFC how these moves will work out. It seems like for most of the Wild's existence they have aimed a bit low...I think the new arena and loyal fanbase (combined with recent North Star history) spoiled management a bit into complacency....the Wild will continue to sell out every game no matter regardless of results, but fans are finally starting to get a bit restless, and a little less satisfied with just having a pro hockey team again. Management seems to get this, and I like the efforts and nothing seems desperate or too one-sided to me.

Blue said...

15-1

Blue said...

when you don't get any run support, doesn't matter how good of a pitcher you are


ask king felix

Insufferable Weasel said...

"R H, R?"

What?

tem said...

el pad does not approve of hockey talk. he'd rather there be no talk.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"I like the efforts and nothing seems desperate or too one-sided to me."

I like Setoguchi and Heatley can be good if he can find his scoring touch again. He's never been the same since he killed his buddy in that car crash in Atlanta.

tem said...

yeah that seems to change a guy

El Padrino said...

lincecum is 6-7

Insufferable Weasel said...

LP is 5-9

El Padrino said...

aitch is 259

Insufferable Weasel said...

aitch is 234*

Fixed

Keef said...

when you don't get any run support, doesn't matter how good of a pitcher you are


Isn't his ERA like 4 something?

Keef said...

ERA is a bullshit stat.

/mize

El Padrino said...

AOL urges men to 'masturbate'?

no problemo

El Padrino said...

Isn't his ERA like 4 something?

yes

Blue said...

"Isn't his ERA like 4 something?"

yes, and a lot of that is from the first month of the season, if you look at his splits for the last 10 starts he's at 3.37 ERA

Keef said...

H is WT

El Padrino said...

hilarous autocorrects

Blue said...

those autocorrects had me rolling laughing.

(ns)

i cried a little bit

Keef said...

those autocorrects had me rolling laughing.



^

tem said...

LOL

/H

El Padrino said...

hangover 2 is good

same jokes yes, but still funny

Keef said...

Jury in the Casey Anthony murder trial says it has reached a verdict


That was quick. Definitely guilty

El Padrino said...

yeah duh

El Padrino said...

complete waste of time

tem said...

not guilty by way of showing her titties

El Padrino said...

you cant kill a kid and then show titties to get out of it

that only works on like traffic stops or petty theft

Keef said...

Is that how TP got off with a warning for not stopping at a red light?

El Padrino said...

cool web cooking show

Keef said...

I'm listening to this like I listened to the OJ verdict

Jugdish said...

verdict being read on sports talk radio here.

i haven't followed this trial at all.

El Padrino said...

not guilty

Keef said...

i haven't followed this trial at all.



csil thinks that this chick is pshycho*

El Padrino said...

florida has some dumb ass motherfuckers there wadr tpp

Keef said...

"not guilty"


Fucked up

El Padrino said...

its cmep's birfday, i have to remember to stop at the korean for some flowers

Keef said...

Did they pick the fucking OJ jury for this trial?

El Padrino said...

no thye picked whiskey tango from the tampa area who must chlorofoam they kids when they cry

El Padrino said...

pooholes heals fast

Jugdish said...

new episode of prison break

Jugdish said...

I got worms! That's what we're going to call it.

Todd Packer said...

"no thye picked whiskey tango from the tampa area"

more specifically st pete

Spaceman Spiff said...

"not guilty"

oh snap

El Padrino said...

tp trying to distance himself from this debacle

Spaceman Spiff said...

havent been following along closely, was the prosecution incompetent or just didnt have the evidence

kod bat signal, need a 10 scroller

El Padrino said...

havent followed it either, cmep has and kept filling me in, i really didnt pay attention but this bitch killed her kid then said the pool did it

or something like that

Keef said...

i really didnt pay attention but this bitch killed her kid then said the pool did it



More specifically, she said the kid drownded* and that her dad duct taped her mouth and tossed her in the woods to make it look like a homicide

El Padrino said...

that sounds worse

Keef said...

exactly

Spaceman Spiff said...

"senorwinces SeƱor Winces
Reminds me of the time your dad helped OJ get away with murder. RT @KimKardashian WHAT!!??! CASEY ANTHONY FOUND NOT GUILTY! I am speechless!
"

hilarity, wonder how many responses like that she received

Keef said...

I understand that there was no evidence to exactly how the kid died. But basically every other piece of evidence showed it

Keef said...

Casey Anthony found not guilty of murder in death of 2-year-old daughter, but guilty of lying to authorities.



Lying about killing her kid?

Keef said...

I can't wait for the kod 10-scroller

ns

Blue said...

maybe she'll write a book called "how I did it"

El Padrino said...

hilarity, wonder how many responses like that she received

awesome

El Padrino said...

"Lying about killing her kid?"

yeah i'm confused
if you lie about not murdering someone then you probably murdered someone

El Padrino said...

justice system failed us today peoples

El Padrino said...

cant wait til the law and order SVU episode on this so i can make my own determination on what happened

El Padrino said...

shes oblivious spiff

Blue said...

"yeah i'm confused
if you lie about not murdering someone then you probably murdered someone"

i think it was the lie about the cover up.

but still, if you can't keep your story straight, you're probably doing something wrong

Jugdish said...

I can't wait for the kod 10-scroller

ns

Jugdish said...

but still, if you can't keep your story straight, you're probably doing something wrong


i imagine the rates for the lead defense attorney just went up quite a bit

Jugdish said...

if steve lived in fl, this never would have happened

Blue said...

part of this whole thing makes me laugh, the other part just makes me sick

Blue said...

this is what it felt like to think OJ was guilty

Keef said...

I like how the defense said that the nanny and that guy she said she was dating were "imaginary friends".

But they're real people.

The Rev said...

I came back here today just to see the Kod 10 scroller

Keef said...

Get out of here rev. You don't even know who rickie fowler is

The Rev said...

I do now

Jugdish said...

saw this on facebook:

"So Casey is going to need a job when she gets out..... I wonder if any of the 12 jurors need a babysitter????"

Keef said...

See, LP. Those are the jems* that your* missing out on

El Padrino said...

"See, LP. Those are the jems* that your* missing out on"

if it's a jem it gets posted here and i see it

Keef said...

if it's a jem it gets posted here and there's a 57% chance i see it


*fized

Keef said...

Nancy Grace's head probably sploded when she heard the verdict

Keef said...

Rainn Wilson: Dear Florida, THANK YOU for freeing Casey! She's now available for partying and babysitting!

tem said...

"not guilty"


FACE.

titty defense is unbeatable.

The Rev said...

Nancy Grace probably cheered wildly when she heard the verdict because she knows her ratings will increase 20% after this

*fized

tem said...

"you cant kill a kid and then show titties to get out of it"


eteo

Todd Packer said...

daytime rev?

tem said...

welcome Rev.

about time we got some new blood around here.

Keef said...

"FACE.

titty defense is unbeatable."



Maybe she'll do Playboy now

tem said...

in 1 week she will be richer than all of us, even blue, combined.

tem said...

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

tem said...

love it or leave it biotches

Jugdish said...

a rev twitter appearance today too

Blue said...

"I like how the defense said that the nanny and that guy she said she was dating were "imaginary friends".

But they're real people."


i didn't catch that until you pointed it out. that's hilarity

The Rev said...

I'm still not quite hip to the Twitter thingy

Jugdish said...

defense attorney

Jugdish said...

I'm still not quite hip to the Twitter thingy



it will change your life!

/mize

The Rev said...

I just need more than 140 characters in my life.

Jugdish said...

wussbag

kod said...

"havent been following along closely, was the prosecution incompetent or just didnt have the evidence

kod bat signal, need a 10 scroller"



man, I haven't been following closely, but I have spoken to and read from quite a few attorneys today about the verdict...mostly PDs and prosecutors, and people are all over the map on this one. The best overall summary I can come up with is:

PDs mostly say HA! IN YOU FACE MEDIA!! The media smeared the defense as a bunch of dummies, while the prosecution team were the incompetent ones all along. This was a great jury that actually understood the prosecutions burden under the Constitution.

Prosecutors say HUH? This was a terrible jury! There is no way a reasonable jury could have come to this conclusion considering all of the circumstantial evidence....must be all those CSI type shows out there


*Most non-lawyers seem to fall into category 2, at least judging by my facebook newsfeed.

tem said...

USA!

kod said...

"I understand that there was no evidence to exactly how the kid died. But basically every other piece of evidence showed it"


perfect summation. Shit-ton of circumstantial evidence, almost no direct physical evidence.


those always lead to the most interesting trials and verdicts (aside from jury nullification cases...which are FASCINATING)

kod said...

"justice system failed us today peoples"



that is one thing that did not happen today. It is better for 10 guilty people to go free than lock up one innocent person for life. She almost positively did it, but it's not a failure of our system...it's recognizing that no justice system will be 100% accurate, and IN AMERICA WE err on the side of letting guilty people go free (because while that sucks, it's still more fair than locking innocent people away)

love it or leave it; most places are the opposite...and I thank God I don't live in a place like that

tem said...

i wonder how all those people feel who skipped out on jury duty because they had better things to do feel...

i mean you can't bitch about this if you are a skipper outer can you?

kod said...

i mean you can't bitch about this if you are a skipper outer can you?



oooh, I like it tem; I can't give Zeke shit anymore about not voting....I'm going to run with this one if ya don't mind

tem said...

don't mind

Jugdish said...

The concerns involved allegations that Baez had directed investigator Dominic Casey to "walk away" if he found Caylee Anthony's body during 2008 search and contact Baez instead of law enforcement.


Not sure why that was an issue, that's sound advice.

/keef

Jugdish said...

astros pa guy played suite caroline at a game when the red sox were in town...radio guy is all over that today

tem said...

pedophile song.

tem said...

softball doubleheader.

we have enough players.

fuck me. i guess that florida chick got all the luck today.

Jugdish said...

face

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz and friend

Blue said...

love it when i'm right about that shit

/meiz

Keef said...

"it will change your life!

/mize"



Just watch out for people hacking your Twitter. That will fuck up your life

Keef said...

I have jury dooty* next Monday. I hope I get pickt*

ns

Insufferable Weasel said...

"love it or leave it; most places are the opposite...and I thank God I don't live in a place like that"

Sometimes life sucks and you get raped

/EP

Insufferable Weasel said...

"H is WT"

Keef is too worried about my life

Insufferable Weasel said...

"i really didnt pay attention but this bitch killed her kid then said the pool did it"

I'm sorry if this joke has already beenmade, but are we calling this the Tem defense?

Insufferable Weasel said...

"It is better for 10 guilty people to go free than lock up one innocent person for life."

I don't know if I can fully agree witht his statement. And yes I realize that probably makes me sound like more of a fool than Kod already thinks I am.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"not guilty by way of showing her titties"

Um, this confuses me. Joke? Or did her crazy ass flash the jury or something?

kod said...

"It is better for 10 guilty people to go free than lock up one innocent person for life."

I don't know if I can fully agree witht his statement. And yes I realize that probably makes me sound like more of a fool than Kod already thinks I am.


-no, and have never thought you were a fool; it does make me think you are maybe a little less empathetic than I thought you were. I don't think you'd feel that way if you were falsely imprisoned for life

Insufferable Weasel said...

" I don't think you'd feel that way if you were falsely imprisoned for life"

I concur. I agree with you on the fact that no system is ever going to be perfect, because it involves human judgement and emotion. But I don't know that I can agree that it is better for 10 killers, rapists or pedophiles to be on the streets again so one innocent person can remain free.

Insufferable Weasel said...

And how often do we really put people who are COMPLETELY innocent in jail? I realize it happens, but I think it happened far more often in the past than it does today. You, clearly, would be a better judge of this statement than I, but that is just my opinion.

kod said...

plus, some of my beliefs on that are colored by my worldview/spirtuality that concedes the possibility of karma and/or judgment


just because someone "gets away with it" legally, they can't ever truly "get away with it" in the deepest and most important sense.

kod said...

"And how often do we really put people who are COMPLETELY innocent in jail? I realize it happens, but I think it happened far more often in the past than it does today. You, clearly, would be a better judge of this statement than I, but that is just my opinion."


Let me respond in reverse order:

"I think it happened far more often in the past than it does today. You, clearly, would be a better judge of this statement than I, but that is just my opinion"

-you are right, far less often today than in the past. For many reasons, but mostly due to advancing DNA technology, and the added bonus of less reliance on eyewitness testimony (google studies on the topic sometime you are board....it is SHOCKING how bad and unreliable it is).


"And how often do we really put people who are COMPLETELY innocent in jail?"

It still happens every single day in this country (ns); mostly involving days and weeks, and not life sentences, but it happens enough in serious cases where Illinois recently stopped their death penalty due to the large number of inmates on death row cleared after anti-death penalty organizations convinced prosecutors to re-open their cases and were cleared through DNA testimony.

It doesn't happen too often on serious prison time sentencing cases anymore, but I'd estimate at least a few times a year

Insufferable Weasel said...

"(google studies on the topic sometime you are board....it is SHOCKING how bad and unreliable it is)."

Don't need too. Already aware of it.

Mize said...

"Keef is too worried about my life"


Said the pot to the kettle

Insufferable Weasel said...

oh?

Keef said...

Keef is too worried about my life


Ok

Keef said...

google studies on the topic sometime you are board


Board is grate

Todd Packer said...

I gotta make it to the summit just for the drunk h vs drunk Keith banter

Keef said...

funny

Keef said...

I gotta make it to the summit just for the drunk h vs drunk Keith banter



Watch out. H might try to start a fight with you

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Watch out. H might try to start a fight with you"

If you are referring to my facebook post from earlier, dude literally made me swerve into oncoming traffic that was travelling at 55 MPH because he drove like a douche and went around me while I was taking a left. So yea, he deserved it.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Board is grate"

Yea, I let that one go cuz I know he was emotionally charged about the topic.

Mize said...

Keith's gonna pick fights in Austin. Great.

Keef said...

If you are referring to my facebook post from earlier, dude literally made me swerve into oncoming traffic that was travelling at 55 MPH because he drove like a douche and went around me while I was taking a left. So yea, he deserved it.



If you get out of your car at a stop light to approach someone, that's WT.
WADR

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Keith's gonna pick fights in Austin. Great."

I severely doubt it.

Keef said...

Keith's gonna pick fights in Austin. Great.



0%

Insufferable Weasel said...

"If you get out of your car at a stop light to approach someone, that's WT.
WADR"

If that guy literally almost kills me, yea he is gonna hear about it. Think what you'd like.

Keef said...

I think it's WT

Insufferable Weasel said...

"I think it's WT"

No that would be if I pulled a shotgun on him

Keef said...

There's worst* things than being WT

Insufferable Weasel said...

Yea, being you.

Keef said...

Touche

Insufferable Weasel said...

Bless you

Mize said...

Baseball sucks

Keef said...

Cincy is better than StL

Mize said...

Yes they are

Keef said...

Yep. Except when they play each other

Keef said...

Head to head record is overrated

/mize

Mize said...

So I apparently have a phone interview with FoodShare on Wednesday.

Thanks for showing up a year late, State of WI.

Mize said...

"Head to head record is overrated"


Yes.

Keef said...

That's dumb

Mize said...

Head to head record does not determine the playoff teams. Overall record does.

Keef said...

No shit?

Mize said...

I wait months to pay medical bills. Fuck 'em.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Meiz/Keith will be way more entertaining at the summit than H/Keith

Keef said...

Marcia Clark is on CNN right mow. She looks way different

Keef said...

Now

Keef said...

Meiz/Keith will be way more entertaining at the summit than H/Keith



Nah. Me and mize have an understanding

Insufferable Weasel said...

And that understanding is?

Keef said...

Nothing is personal

Mize said...

I have another 3 day weekend coming up. I should come up with something to do.

Keef said...

Bang hos

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Bang hos"

Not boss enough

Mize said...

Holy cow, Prince just hit a BOMB

Insufferable Weasel said...

suite

tem said...

H burnt keef a bit. That was a good one

Mize said...

Keith is gonna die in a dust storm tonight.

Keef said...

This is dust storm season

Keef said...

H burnt keef a bit. That was a good one



Yes

The Rev said...

I hope you have lots of Lemon Pledge handy, Keef

tem said...

If keith dies tonight he can still stay with me on Thursday @ summit. Ain't afraid of no ghosts.

Keef said...

I hope you have lots of Lemon Pledge handy, Keef


We live in a desert. This place is never not dusty

tem said...

Swiffer that shit

Keef said...

So yeah there's a huge dust storm rig now

Keef said...

Right

The Rev said...

Is it there yet, Keef?

Are we going to get a dust storm running diary?

Keef said...

It's windy and there's a lot of dust in the air

Keef said...

Time to go to work

Todd Packer said...

what was the h burn?

Insufferable Weasel said...

"what was the h burn?"

Keef: There's worst* things than being WT

H: Yea, being you.

Todd Packer said...

"H: Yea, being you."

ah, I ep'd that comment

Insufferable Weasel said...

It happens

Insufferable Weasel said...

Gonna tear someone's head off.

Mize said...

H, you need to be rested for Austin.

Todd Packer said...

"H, you need to be rested for Austin."

do they have big chairs in Austin?

Mize said...

Well it is Texas

Insufferable Weasel said...

"H, you need to be rested for Austin."

That's why I am working so hard right now. Saving cash so I don't have to work the night before i leave like last time. Don't want to have to take another afternoon siesta while you guys are drinking.

Insufferable Weasel said...

and before you make fun of me, Keith, I had been awake for like 27 hours

Insufferable Weasel said...

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