Wednesday, June 22, 2011

This Post is about to BLOW

NBA draft is coming up this week. Get excited...oh who am I kidding.

NFL sounds like they've got their shit worked out, now just need to cross some eyes and dot some jays and we can have football again. Although we haven't really missed anything yet.

This is the dead time of year. TV sucks. No real sports except for the grind of baseball. I guess I have to play more golf, been trying to get out once a week this summer for at least 9 holes. So far, so good.

Qdoba taco bar for lunch today...nothing better than when the taco bar shows up at work.

I could bore everyone with my take on the economy, but I won't

Sometimes I wish I could just retire

Is there any movie that people are excited to see? I can't think of any.

I hope the broncos keep Kyle Orton

Tom Hanks on Univision...maybe you should know some spanish before you go on a mexican TV show



ok, now i'm just throwing shit out there, time to post this drivel

153 comments:

I wear white pants said...

"Is there any movie that people are excited to see? I can't think of any."

the Expendables 2

I wear white pants said...

im working from home today



face

Blue said...

i don't want to see any movie with the word 2 in it.

I wear white pants said...

arnie

I wear white pants said...

"i don't want to see any movie with the word 2 in it."

cept for grease 2

/tem

I wear white pants said...

jack mckeon is cool

I wear white pants said...

i'd like to hear your take on the economy as long as it's not a three scroller

I wear white pants said...

no one else wants to hear it probably

I wear white pants said...

good talk

Todd Packer said...

"Is there any movie that people are excited to see? I can't think of any."

I heard super 8 is good

Blue said...

"i'd like to hear your take on the economy as long as it's not a three scroller"

my take is the economy sucks, there is way too much politics in it.

The global banking system is fucked, there are a bunch of european banks that are now leveraged higher than Lehman brothers was, and when those assets fail the european economy is going in the toilet.

Greece sucks, like Tem said, let them fail and become the detroit of Europe.

Blue said...

"I heard super 8 is good"

is that a movie about the motels?

Blue said...

last note about the economy.

i'm tired of all these uneducated politicians deciding the fate of the business world in the US. Most of them haven't held real jobs at any point in their life, or they were lawyers which is sort of the same thing

WADR kod

Beth said...

"my take is the economy sucks"

Way to go out on a limb there blue.

Blue said...

"Way to go out on a limb there blue."


i'm all about the truth...they should put me on CNBC

I wear white pants said...

"Greece sucks, like Tem said, let them fail and become the detroit of Europe."

if greek collapses the trickle down effect on the euro could be catastrophic

i think several countries will pull out of the euro and italy and spain, countries that are already showing signs of distress, could be impacted the most since they hold greek debt

I wear white pants said...

germany is the USA of Europe

its really in their hands as to whether or not they will let greece fail

they voted last night, greece that is, to keep the current PM in place and he has some strong austerity plans so maybe it will work out, but not without another Euro Zone loan

Jugdish said...

i think several countries will pull out of the euro


we don't need money, we can just trade for stuff on craigslist

Jugdish said...

i trade for stuff


/beth

Spaceman Spiff said...

good mug shot

Beth said...

"Police say the couple engaged in sexual activity for more than a half hour and that their actions were in clear view of about 50 restaurant patrons and their children."

More than half an hour? I need to meet this guy.

Insufferable Weasel said...

The lawyers are quick on the trigger, Beth?

I wear white pants said...

why dont the cavs jump on that tony parker offer, they have two top 5 picks no?

they get a kid and parker, better than two kids and become instant contenders in the east again

Insufferable Weasel said...

I would think that would be a positive for you. Help move the line along...

Insufferable Weasel said...

Raining today. Not sure if they are gonna get the Sox/Padres game in. It will be interesting to see how they handle that.

Insufferable Weasel said...

I wanna see the new Transformers. Make your jokes...

Jugdish said...

header

Jugdish said...

they get a kid and parker, better than two kids and become instant contenders in the east again


instant contenders for the cavs is a bit of a stretch

I wear white pants said...

in the east everyone contends

I wear white pants said...

6,7,8 seeds

pacers

tem said...

"i'm tired of all these uneducated politicians deciding the fate of the business world in the US."


if they were smart they'd do something else. smart people don't become politicians....COL

tem said...

"i think several countries will pull out of the euro and italy and spain, countries that are already showing signs of distress, could be impacted the most since they hold greek debt"

IDGAF. let it fail. italy and spain will figure it out.

its not like Greece is ever gonna repay them anyway.

fuck greece. liquidate it and let italy and spain take all their assets.

italy gets the ruins and spain gets the gyro recipies.

done and done.

tem said...

"they get a kid and parker, better than two kids and become instant contenders in the east again"


you value parker too much. he is old and broke down. and doesn't have a famous hot wife to attend games. he brings little.

I wear white pants said...

"IDGAF."

of course you dont give a fuck, you have no vested interest in greece

but people that make these decisions do

I wear white pants said...

"you value parker too much. he is old and broke down. and doesn't have a famous hot wife to attend games. he brings little."

TP is instantly the cavs best player if he goes there

I wear white pants said...

and he's not even 30 yet ( i think)

I wear white pants said...

craig ehlo is not walking through that door

Insufferable Weasel said...

Why is Packer going to the Cave? They let 80 year olds play basketball?

Keef said...

"TP is instantly the cavs best player if he goes there"



That's like saying you're the tallest guy in Munchkinland

Keef said...

Beth is instantly the sluttiest nun if she joins a convent

Keef said...

LP has a soft spot for frenchies now

Blue said...

i don't have a vested interest in Greece.

I'm not greek

i'm a big believer (and we can look back at comments from 2008ish during the bailouts) of shit figure itself out. If you fix the problems for them, they never learn.

Beth said...

"Beth is instantly the sluttiest nun if she joins a convent"

You forgot the AHIK*

Blue said...

if the government hadn't fucked with all the bailouts and bullshit then we wouldn't be in as much debt, we'd have had a year or two of crazy inflation, and now things would be back to normal and we'd all be in love

Blue said...

and ryan dunn wouldn't have had to die

I wear white pants said...

"i'm a big believer (and we can look back at comments from 2008ish during the bailouts) of shit figure itself out. If you fix the problems for them, they never learn."

that might of worked 25 years ago

the shit this people make money on now and the unwinding of all these complex instruments like swaps and fx's, CDO's an intervention is probably necessary

I wear white pants said...

i mean we are talking trillions here

I wear white pants said...

Judy Bay hit a home run yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I wanna see the new Transformers. Make your jokes..."

jeebus, thats an attention reach

why would that result in jokes. im definitely going to see it

Jugdish said...

if the government hadn't fucked with all the bailouts and bullshit then we wouldn't be in as much debt, we'd have had a year or two of crazy inflation, and now things would be back to normal and we'd all be in love



^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

target is selling oreo blizzard oreos for a limited time

I wear white pants said...

mickey d's rolo mc flurries

det

I wear white pants said...

if the government hadn't fucked with all the bailouts and bullshit then we wouldn't be in as much debt, we'd have had a year or two of crazy inflation, and now things would be back to normal and we'd all be in love



^^^^^^^^^^^^

you dont know this, could have been worse

just cant say for certain what would have happened if the gov't didn't bail out certian companies

i get it, you'd have liked to see them take care of themselves and so would i, normally, but in this instance i believe it would have been way worse if gov't didnt step in

inflation was due to happen anyway because of emerging markets and because the pegging of the dollar

everything is so intertwined today it's extremely complicated that's why greece is a hot topic nowadays when years ago no one would even give a shit, it wouldnt even be in the newspaper not it's front page news

the creation of the European Union put all of Europe's euro eggs in this one basket, any insovency is going to have a global impact

I wear white pants said...

i'll stop now

sorry

I wear white pants said...

i can talk about this stuff for hours

Jugdish said...

from what i can tell it was an attempt at a short term fix with bad long term repercussions. the short term fixes don't really seem to have worked...and we're still stuck with the long term repercussions.

I wear white pants said...

ice ice real estate

I wear white pants said...

"the short term fixes don't really seem to have worked...and we're still stuck with the long term repercussions"

those weren't fixes, they were life vests thrown in the water to prevent drownings now those saved must find a way back to shore, gonna take awhile, the housing market was RETARDED and credit is still a bit frozen

fed downgraded the outlook on the economy this morning but still expect small growth (2-4%) each quarter

Jugdish said...

expect small growth


twss

I wear white pants said...

brazil is doing their part, flush with cash they are buying the distressed porperties in south florida driving the local economy up which is needed

brazil is hot right now, HOT

tem said...

have brazil buy greece

tem said...

just received a fantasy trade offer:

tard bradford for mike vick

Insufferable Weasel said...

"brazil is hot right now, HOT"

Of course it's hot in Brazil. It's summer.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Of course it's hot in Brazil. It's summer."

southern hemisphere

Spaceman Spiff said...

of course its hot in brazil, its brazil

*fized

tem said...

"everything is so intertwined today it's extremely complicated"


this is EXACTLY why the government should not step in.

the government can't even do non-complicated things correctly. NFW do they do something complicated correctly.

Beth said...

I was right you bunch of jackasses!!

/Roger Ebert

Jugdish said...

NFW do they do something complicated correctly.



like getting twitter to work right


/weiner

I wear white pants said...

shocked they found blood to test

Beth said...

.196 bac and 132-140 mph

Crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

between 132 and 140 mph, jeebus

tem said...

kyle busch laughs at that speed

Keef said...

"that might of worked 25 years ago"


have

Keef said...

"Of course it's hot in Brazil. It's summer."

southern hemisphere





hilarity

Keef said...

"target is selling oreo blizzard oreos for a limited time"


Walmart had those earlier this year

ns

Jugdish said...

between 132 and 140 mph, jeebus


that's wicked fast!

/h

Spaceman Spiff said...

were they any good

Spaceman Spiff said...

*oreos

tem said...

oreo blizzard oreos


wtf is this?


like a swirly oreo?

Insufferable Weasel said...

"southern hemisphere"

:smacks himself in the head:

I am dumb.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"that's wicked fast!

/h"

I was once pulled over at 3 am for doing 130 on the highway. NS.

I wear white pants said...

and you didnt get arrested?

cuz i did, going 115mph west palm

Blue said...

"and you didnt get arrested?

cuz i did, going 115mph west palm"


you didn't have your buddies' apb card?

I wear white pants said...

negative ghost rider

Blue said...

anyone see the video of Viva La Bam crying his ass off at the accident scene

Jugdish said...

yeah

Jugdish said...

thought the whole "tearing the van up" thing was weird...he was probably on something

I wear white pants said...

very strange

Blue said...

"thought the whole "tearing the van up" thing was weird...he was probably on something"


yeah, i didn't understand that at first until he tried to explain like he had some cosmic connection that he knew something bad had happened

or he was high as a kite

Keef said...

were they any good




I dunno

Keef said...

oreo blizzard oreos


wtf is this?


like a swirly oreo?




The creme center is like an Oreo blizzard

I wear white pants said...

go d. price go d. price go

Jugdish said...

amish


funny he is on a horse and buggy with a cell phone

tem said...

what does that even mean?

tem said...

Amish people enter a phase where they leave the religion a bit and do all sorts of modern shit.

they are supposed to see the error of the ways of the modern world and then come back into the real amish fold.

he might have been in that stage of his life.

tem said...

in temhio and in surrounding ohio amish people in their 20s are always in bars getting hammered and doing crazy shit.

it's like their whore phase before they settle down and get married.

Beth said...

"it's like their whore phase before they settle down and get married"


It doesn't have to just be a phase.

/beth

Keef said...

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem. 
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture
of his wife. 
The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, 
"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. "

Blue said...

hilarity

for anyone who doesn't know these are 4 actual PGA golfers, most recognizable is Bubba Watson (the guy in the overalls)

Keef said...

most recognizable is Bubba Watson (the guy wearing the sweater)

*fized

Beth said...

"Bubba Watson (the guy in the overalls)"

Well he did go to UGA...

Keef said...

Check out at the :32 second mark. Looks like Rickie Fowler has a tramp stamp

Jugdish said...

suite catch

Blue said...

i knew rickie was gay

Blue said...

so true

Keef said...

The NL is doing well in interleague again

Insufferable Weasel said...

The Padres are gonna wanna keep playing Boston at this point...

Keef said...

Fuck Boston

Jugdish said...

Buying Dodgers intrigues Cuban despite 'mess'


he wants to buy the mess too?

Blue said...

maybe he wants to buy the dodgers even though he knows they can't beat the mess

Keef said...

Anyone can beat the mess

Insufferable Weasel said...

The mess couldn't beat the mess

Blue said...

mess are roughly .500 right now aren't they?

Blue said...

not too bad considering they're missing their all-star 3b and their ace

Blue said...

could say the same thing about the nationals though too, I guess

Keef said...

A controversial church in Topeka, Kansas, plans to send parishioners to Pennsylvania to protest the funeral of “Jackass” star Ryan Dunn, the congregation announced in a press release.
Westboro Baptist Church "will picket any public memorial/funeral held for Dunn, warning all not to make a mock of sin, & to fear and obey God!” the release said.



I fucking hate those people

Insufferable Weasel said...

"I fucking hate those people"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

2 days in a row

Jugdish said...

greedy bastards

Keef said...

I'm in love with the dark haired chick on that video in blue's post

Keef said...

2 days in a row



Let's get an apartment together

Insufferable Weasel said...

I don't want to live in the desert.

Keef said...

Making Mexican meatloaf tonight

Insufferable Weasel said...

What's that? NS.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Anyone have any links to watch the NHL awards tonight? Spiff, I'm looking in your direction...

Keef said...

Mexican meatloaf

Insufferable Weasel said...

That sounds really good

Keef said...

Mize

EA Store has Tiger Woods PGA TOUR 12: The Masters on sale when you enter coupon code 5tw7etw127 at checkout. Shipping is free.

Insufferable Weasel said...

How much?

Keef said...

27

Spaceman Spiff said...

H try this

theres an ad then an ass pic for like 30 seconds then it comes on

Insufferable Weasel said...

blocked. Thanks for trying though, Spiff.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"27"

Nice

Insufferable Weasel said...

Obama does give a good speech

Insufferable Weasel said...

These singers on the voice are pretty fucking good

Insufferable Weasel said...

I'm talking to myself.

Insufferable Weasel said...

First elimination and America already got it wrong...

Insufferable Weasel said...

Nicklas Lidstrom wins another Norris Trophy.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Nobody here cares

Insufferable Weasel said...

Christina has the puppies covered up tonight.

Keef said...

NELSON! with a bomb

Todd Packer said...

bbrod sucks

Todd Packer said...

"I fucking hate those people"

^^^^^^^^^^

got a feeling the jackass people aren't gonna stand for that shit

Keef said...

Yeah someone might get kilt

Insufferable Weasel said...

One can only hope.

Mize said...

Before I catch up any farther I'd like to reinforce the fact that El Padrino is a fucking retard.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Clearly. But what are you referring to specifically? lol

Mize said...

"Clearly. But what are you referring to specifically? lol"


Comments from yesterday, I think.

Mize said...

Yes. The negative comments regarding the wedding stuff.

I think it's cool to do whatever you want. And the chick, who is rather pretty IMO, is not a shitty dancer. That child got soul.

Mize said...

LP hadn't irritated me with stupidity like that in a minute.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Lp is what he is. Short and snobby.

Mize said...

I'm gonna watch that video again just to spite lp

Insufferable Weasel said...

Whitey Bulger captured in Santa Monica, CA. Have you been hiding him all this time, Spiff?

Insufferable Weasel said...

I fucking hate delayed flights. Keep me here in the office longer than usual. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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