Monday, June 20, 2011

Rory! Rory! Rory!

Pretty impressive showing from McIlroy this weekend. Even more impressive coming off of his 80 on Sunday at Augusta. But he put on a clinic this weekend. The USGA can't be happy with the low scores that were posted. This is the US Open, the winner is supposed to be at like +1. I think there were about 20 golfers at par or better. I hate that the media is making the Rory/Tiger comparisons now because of how he ran away from the field. It's his first freaking major victory. I get that Tiger's first major victory was a runaway like this, and I get that he's won the US Open in a big way like this, but just stop it. I know that it's the media and they have to find stories, but can we ever just let someone be the first someone? From all accounts, he seems like a likable guy, which is the except* opposite of Eldrick. And being Irish, you know he gets plastered every night. So good for him. Go be the first Rory McIlroy.

Who gives a fuck about golf? The real tournament of the year starts today. /kod

Has anyone here ever watched that America's Got Talent show? I had nerve seen it before, but we were over at cmk's parents house last night and they had it on. Some weird mfers on that show. Most of the stuff on that show isn't even talent. Mize should go on there and shit 5 times in 10 minutes. That is more talent than what most of those folks have.

We took bgas. into the pool for the first time yesterday and she loved it. I'm thankful to have a baby that sleeps through the night in her own bed, likes taking baths and going in the pool, doesn't fuss when someone else holds her, and rarely cries at all. Of course that just means she'll put us through hell during her teenage years. But maybe I'll be dead by that point. (s)

Alright LP, I'm gonna make the kielbasa for dinner tonight. So it's possible that this could be the last post of my life. I really hope I don't die from salmonella or something.

94 comments:

ELP is delicious said...

"I hate that the media is making the Rory/Tiger comparisons now because of how he ran away from the field."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

ELP is delicious said...

"We took bgas. into the pool for the first time yesterday and she loved it."

How the hell did you not lose her??????

/tem

El Padrino said...

name spiff

El Padrino said...

"So it's possible that this could be the last post of my life. I really hope I don't die from salmonella or something."

impossible.

El Padrino said...

rory might be gay

he wore white pants

Insufferable Weasel said...

White pants make you gay but being obsessed with cocks isn't? Strange rules in EP's world.

Blue said...

he's european...those guys wear weird clothes


like sergio always with the tight pants

Insufferable Weasel said...

Keith, TP, EP & Tem did not reply to my text message...

Insufferable Weasel said...

Good morning, Blue. How's Denver this morning?

Blue said...

rainy

Blue said...

my favorite moment of the weekend was on Saturday when the fans were cheering

"let's go Rory (clap clap clapclapclap)"


and one of the caddies from another fairway yelled for everyone to shut up...I found it hilarity

Insufferable Weasel said...

That does sound amusing.

El Padrino said...

"Keith, TP, EP & Tem did not reply to my text message..."

i got no text from you, just jug

Keef said...

"Keith, TP, EP & Tem did not reply to my text message..."

Fuck Boston

Blue said...

well aren't you guys all just the best text buddies in the whole worlds


fags

Keef said...

I don't wear white pants

El Padrino said...

cuz your straight

Keef said...

Yeah I was responding to blue

El Padrino said...

blue's jealous

give me your # blue we can be pen pals

Blue said...

are you european?

Blue said...

303-867-5309


hit me up


YES!

Keef said...

No


/cmblue

Keef said...

That # is Benjamin Franklin Plumbing

Blue said...

and it's also Jenny's number

El Padrino said...

That # is Benjamin Franklin Plumbing

if it is they just got a text that reads "cock"

Keef said...

and it's also Jenny's number



Jenny didn't live in Denver

El Padrino said...

mckeon gonna die in dugout

El Padrino said...

Before opening Graffiato, Chef Isabella was the executive chef of José Andrés’ Zaytinya. During his three-year tenure there, Chef Isabella generated accolades and national attention for Washington, D.C.’s Mediterranean powerhouse restaurant. Previously, Chef Isabella worked under Marcus Samuelsson, Jose Garces


he's worked for beasts

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP,

I wear white pants

I wear white pants said...

i dont even know when this pic is from

I wear white pants said...

god damn ninja

Spaceman Spiff said...

same pic i used for your woper jr pic a long while back

ELP is delicious said...

"EP,

I wear white pants"


Hilarity.

Spaceman Spiff said...

durant summer league dunk

Spaceman Spiff said...

one of the dudes from jackass died, car crash, alcohol likely involved

Insufferable Weasel said...

Bar tab from the Bruins players' celebration at Foxwoods Casino on Saturday night.

I wear white pants said...

ryan dunn dead, car crash

I wear white pants said...

dammit spiff

Insufferable Weasel said...

EP I sent you a picture from the Bruins parade

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice of the casino to give them 1 free bottle of champagne

I wear white pants said...

"EP I sent you a picture from the Bruins parade"

oh that text, yeah fuck you

Blue said...

"durant summer league dunk"


why is a superstar playing in a hikeskool gym

blows out his knee and he's dun

Spaceman Spiff said...

T minus 3.5 days til vegas

I wear white pants said...

just checked my phone

i did respond, awesome. eteo

i wrote but the message never made it, in drafts

whupps

Spaceman Spiff said...

"why is a superstar playing in a hikeskool gym"

no idea, found it odd already when i saw a clip of shannon brown in the same type of game and he's just a bench player

Blue said...

"nice of the casino to give them 1 free bottle of champagne"

too bad it wasn't the $100k bottle they got free

Spaceman Spiff said...

jlo's right areola

Blue said...

"no idea, found it odd already when i saw a clip of shannon brown in the same type of game and he's just a bench player"


especially with a lockout looming and they'll lose health insurance and all that...just dumb

Keef said...

i dont even know when this pic is from



I think it was on the nightstand in a pic from your cribs post

Spaceman Spiff said...

ryan dunn 110MPH in his porsche, tweeted drunk pics earlier that night

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/subewl/5853007322/?his car afterwards</a>

family will be shocked he didnt survive after seeing that

Spaceman Spiff said...

his car afterwards

Spaceman Spiff said...

imgur link in case anyone is blocked

I wear white pants said...

jesus

Keef said...

sorry mize

kod said...

T minus 3.5 days til vegas


niiiiice


T minus 1.5 days until Minneapolis here
*not nearly as cool, but fuck do I need a vacation

Insufferable Weasel said...

I could use a vacation as well. Too bad I gotta wait til the summit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Pujols out 4 to 6 weeks with small fracture in wrist"

suite

I wear white pants said...

motherfucker

Keef said...

"I could use a vacation as well. Too bad I gotta wait til the summit"


woe

Insufferable Weasel said...

My friend's facebook status might make Mize cry.

"Finally cvs has smartened up and are now sending our stuff mostly through fed ex instead of ups! Maybe they will save money now that almost all of our boxes won't be crushed and damaged and won't have to be reordered anymore......ups jerks!"

Insufferable Weasel said...

How do I get a gun to Austin...

Keef said...

mize works for Sysco now

Keef said...

"How do I get a gun to Austin..."


They don't allow guns in Texas

Blue said...

lee westwood is crushed by that facebook comment

Keef said...

"lee westwood is crushed by that facebook comment"


Life goes on

Blue said...

it's that good Idaho schooling that helped him win

Blue said...

does anyone have a good free software to rip dvd's into itunes format?

Keef said...

I bet someone does

Blue said...

ok, smart guy, then who?

Keef said...

someone

tem said...

"My friend's facebook status might make Mize cry."

meiz didn't work for UPS

Blue said...

he worked for da man

ELP is delicious said...

So the Marlins choose an 80 year old interim manager. Even TP thinks that's old.

Spaceman Spiff said...

Pau trade rumor:
"Timberwolves are definitely interested, but not for Kevin Love, probably not for No. 2 and certainly not for both"

how are they definitely interested then? oh, they want him for free

Keef said...

"So the Marlins choose an 80 year old interim manager. Even TP thinks that's old."


LPing LP is the worse

I wear white pants said...

meetings all day but

Blue said...

""Timberwolves are definitely interested, but not for Kevin Love, probably not for No. 2 and certainly not for both""

beasley interested

I wear white pants said...

and meeting across the pond now

piece

Blue said...

they're jonny flynn interested

Keef said...

have fun in Europe, LP

Blue said...

he's got the white pants, so he's set

Do I Look Old? said...

blue, I declined your wwf rematch on accident... I just started another game and passed on my 1st turn

Blue said...

i passed back because i don't have any vowels

kod said...

Pau trade rumor:
"Timberwolves are definitely interested, but not for Kevin Love, probably not for No. 2 and certainly not for both"


-I'd hope we could get more for Love than Pau; #2 plus anybody but Love, Beasely, or Rubio would probably be a good trade.

#2 plus Darko; done and done

kod said...

normally even a #2 would be too high for Pau IMO, but this draft is so top-weak, and just plain weak


figures it would be the draft where the Wolvies had their highest pick ever, and most 1st rounders ever

kod said...

I'm a Qrank senator today



boom; thanks Blue, I like that game

Blue said...

yeah, it's pretty alright

Spaceman Spiff said...

"on his Facebook wall Kenny Britt just posted: "Retiring from the NFL. Fuck You Goddell."

hilarity if its really him

Mize said...

Thought I was gonna soil myself today. That wasn't cool.

Mize said...

I think I need to clean out my computer one of these days.

Mize said...

Wow. Turns out Rory McIlroy's ex-girlfriend fucked up his Masters Sunday round.

SHE SHOWED UP UNINVITED.

Fucking cunt.

Keef said...

No excuses

Mize said...

Crazy knows no bounds.

You should know this, Keith.

I wear white pants said...

yeah

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