Thursday, June 09, 2011

Rep. Dong

Is anyone loving this Weiner scandal more than me?!?! /Lp

This Weiner story has been hilarity from the beginning. How dumb can these people be? Are they given so much authority and respect that they think they are that untouchable? Do they really not understand how technology and social networking works? Why does he keep pics of his dong? Too bad his last name isn't "Dong". I've been saving all the Weiner headlines over the last few days, here are the top ten:

10. Weiner Scandal
9. Democrats Shun Weiner As Scandal Grows
8. Calls For Weiner's Ouster Grow
7. Tweeters Warned 'Schoolgirls' about Weiner
6. Have You Experienced Your Weiner Moment?
5. Blogger: I Won't Release 'X-Rated' Weiner Photo
4. Sexts Leave Weiner Hanging
3. Women Speak Out On Weiner
2. Weiner Feels the Heat
1. Top Dem Tells Weiner: Go Away!


I think we recently discussed the legalization of pot on LOV. If it is made legal, I hope other states do what Florida did. In my opinion, this is something that should have happened a long time ago.

Gay Disney Report: The gay weekend at Disney is not something that Disney World organized. There was nothing about it on their website, so there was no parades or anything like that luckily. Apparently this was just organized by a bunch of gays with interwebs access. The gays went to one park a day and we avoided those parks on those days except for about a 3 hour span at Epcot Center on Sunday evening. We waited until later in the day in hopes that they would be tired from prancing around and most would have left by then. That was not the case.

It was about 50% gay people there I'd say. Most of them had on their little gay Micky Mouse rainbow pin and they were pretty flamboyant about their gayness. We were in one line and overheard one guy say, "I don't care who I offend today!". We saw shirts that said "I was born this way" and "I just can't think straight". We were in another line and there were two dudes in front of us rubbing each others back and shoulders. We were on one ride and saw a dude leaning his head on another dude's shoulders. It was gross to see.

That sounds like heaven! /mize

What's everyone doing this weekend? I'm working and paintballing this weekend. WOO!

191 comments:

El P Taste good said...

"Why does he keep pics of his dong?"


The better question is who doesn't????

/ep

Jugdish said...

suite google screen with the guitar strings

El Padrino said...

fucking gays

El P Taste good said...

Around here gay days at Disney are a pretty well known thing so we know to watch out for them. I can see though how in states that are farther away you'd have no idea.

Jugdish said...

texas will be one of the last states in the union to recognize gay marriages

Jugdish said...

and seeing all that at epcot that day...not a world i want to live in.

El Padrino said...

The better question is who doesn't????

/ep

^^^^this

El Padrino said...

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El Padrino said...

although i have been known to send dong shots to cmep from time to time

she's not a fan

it's pretty much sexting rape

El Padrino said...

i was laughin at kods fight comment from yesterday

the one where he said only animals and idiots fight

El Padrino said...

kod life sucks

sometimes people need to get knocked the fuck out

Jugdish said...

although i have been known to send dong shots to cmep from time to time



yours or a random?

s

El Padrino said...

google main site suite today

Blue said...

and there you go

Blue said...

good, because you didn't finish 2nd

Blue said...

obama has Auburn chills

Blue said...

i wonder about LeBron in the finals.

I think his disconnect, just like last year against Boston has more to do with the fact that he doesn't have that sense of urgency to win a title.

I think he feels like he's going to win a bunch so it doesn't matter if he doesn't get it done this year.

Jugdish said...

I think he feels like he's going to win a bunch so it doesn't matter if he doesn't get it done this year.


i agree with the disconnect, but i disagree with the other part. I just think he shys away from big moments

since he was a kid everything was easy for him and he has been the annointed one. Now he has to go out there and take the title and he has a hard time doing that. he lacks a killer instinct...talent only gets you to a certain point

El P Taste good said...

"although i have been known to send dong shots to cmep from time to time

she's not a fan

it's pretty much sexting rape"


More like a creepy guy in an alleyway in a raincoat waving his wiener at you...

El P Taste good said...

There was a lady on The Daily Show the other day who put it best I thought:

"Men need to realize their penis has far more power over them than it does over us."

kod said...

"Kod, tell me where to find this alleged Undertaker rant"


oh, I'm d-u-m, sorry, it was Ultimate Warrior

Jugdish said...

I think he feels like he's going to win a bunch so it doesn't matter if he doesn't get it done this year.


i agree with the disconnect, but i disagree with the other part. I just think he shys away from big moments

since he was a kid everything was easy for him and he has been the annointed one. Now he has to go out there and take the title and he has a hard time doing that. he lacks a killer instinct...talent only gets you to a certain point

Jugdish said...

"Men need to realize their penis has far more power over them than it does over us."


we already know this

Jugdish said...

delayed double post...damn interwebs

El P Taste good said...

"we already know this"

You misspelled "I" as "we".

tem said...

1) i couldn't even read 4 paragraphs of the intro to grantland. no thanks.

2) everytime i took one of those career tests in hike school it said i should be an actuary. but i'm not.

3) where is the ultimate warrior hogan rant?

4) lebron has no marbles. very talented. supremely talented, no marbles.

El Padrino said...

More like a creepy guy in an alleyway in a raincoat waving his wiener at you...

im not homeless

Jugdish said...

we(iner) already know this


fixed

El Padrino said...

"we already know this"

You misspelled "I" as "we".

jugs right we know this

it's really more of a joke than a hey, does this make you hot lets bang when i get home type of thing

i understand there is a small percentage of woman that actually like seeing cock on a daily basis (outside of meiz)

kod said...

3) where is the ultimate warrior hogan rant?


I saw it on TMZ last night; their website should probably have it


my favorite line "I think I'm the only wrestler who actually said no to having sex with your wife"

El Padrino said...

that atlanta close is filthy

El Padrino said...

someone forget the R

kod said...

"The six-month Senate fight over debit card swipe fees is finally over. The banks lost."



suite

El Padrino said...

have to walk fielder in that spot
TC, have to

H said...

"sometimes people need to get knocked the fuck out"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Add this to the short list of things ep and I agree on.

H said...

I'm still mildly offended that he called me an animal.

H said...

I've only had one woman ask me for a pic of "me". I complied.

El P Taste good said...

"sometimes people need to get knocked the fuck out"

"Add this to the short list of things ep and I agree on."


Not that I'm the type to knock people out obviously, but I'd have to agree with that statement too.

Keef said...

"sometimes people need to get knocked the fuck out"



You can take LP out of the trailer park...

El P Taste good said...

I've only had one woman ask me for a pic of "me". I complied.


So you put "me" in quotes because you sent her a pic of someone else?

s

El Padrino said...

"You can take LP out of the trailer park..."

i nerve* lived in a trailer park (just banged a few hoodrats that lived in them)

quite the opposite actually

mom took dad's pension money and boat* a mini mansion

that was the first time i actually saw what the inside of a garage looked like and a stand up shower with glass doors that wasnt a tub

El Padrino said...

Not that I'm the type to knock people out obviously, but I'd have to agree with that statement too.


TRIPLE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!

kod said...

"I'm still mildly offended that he called me an animal."


I'm assuming there was an s attached to that

El Padrino said...

Citigroup Inc confirmed a computer breach at Citi Account Online, giving hackers access to the data of hundreds of thousands of bank card customers.

H said...

You assume incorrectly

Blue said...

ass u kod

Keef said...

"I'm still mildly offended that he called me an animal."


Ie. maybe I cam get kod talking about me again

Keef said...

can

Blue said...

like a cam in your pants?

H said...

I wonder if the summit version of Keef will be as much if an as.

Keef said...

I wonder if the summit version of aitch will need as much attention

El P Taste good said...

"I wonder if the summit version of Keef will be as much if an as."

If so he might need to get knocked the fuck out.

s

Blue said...

i wonder if summit version of everyone will be everyone

Keef said...

IN YOU FACE JUG

Keef said...

I need to start listening to country now

/lp

El Padrino said...

Di Caprio sperming all over that hot Blake body

kod said...

field trip!!


later yall

kod said...

"You assume incorrectly"


then my apologies (ns), I do think quite highly of you in general, just so you know H

El P Taste good said...

Ok, get a room you two.

s

El Padrino said...

"I do think quite highly of you in general"

wee man and preston

tem said...

also i am pretty sure west did in fact fuck lebron's mom. no question.

tem said...

"Citigroup Inc confirmed a computer breach at Citi Account Online, giving hackers access to the data of hundreds of thousands of bank card customers."

my credit card is a citicard.

Jugdish said...

wee man and preston


haha

Keef said...

too much time for that shit

tem said...

i can't remember if i got a room at whatever hotel we are staying at in austin yet.

Keef said...

Didn't yug book the rooms?

Keef said...

Cmon bro it's June

H said...

That guy is a bright one. I mean I tell complete strangers about my murder plots all the time.

El Padrino said...

shit Ortiz could end up with 400 hr's if he plays next year

El Padrino said...

not everyone with 400 hr's is in the hall, most are though

Blue said...

400 Hrs in the steroid era is weak

H said...

Are there any full time DHs in the hall?

Jugdish said...

cameltoe is not accepted in words with friends

El Padrino said...

"Are there any full time DHs in the hall?"

I dont think so, Edgar would be a good start if there weren't though

Blue said...

yeah, that's the argument against Edgar Martinez

Blue said...

which i think it stupid, that's like saying you can't have any closers in the hall of fame

El Padrino said...

movie threats

El Padrino said...

i hate the DH

but it is stupid to discriminate against a player because of it

a great hitter is a great hitter period, im sure there are weak defenders in the hall that are in the hall for offensive prowess

tem said...

frank thomas will get in and he spent a lot of time at DH....guess he isn't a pure DH though.

Spaceman Spiff said...

the scarface sosa line is hilarity out of context

Spaceman Spiff said...

wiki has brett, yaz, and molitor as HOFers that extended their careers at DH

El Padrino said...

they were hof's before switching though or borderline hf'ers

El Padrino said...

what a great video

El Padrino said...

so many great movies in that compilation

Do I Look Old? said...

"what a great video"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

hope the pistons hire zeke

El Padrino said...

more movie coolness

El Padrino said...

ghostbuster pic is dope

H said...

TP, you've paid your bet.

Jugdish said...

H, you have not

/Lp

tem said...

my bad as. i used 3 letters in scrabble b/c i thought it ended the game in a tie. i swear you were 12 ahead of me before i played, now you are 24 behind.

tem said...

20....no idea what happened.

Jugdish said...

sounds like you won

Jugdish said...

aswarm


nice work tem

Jugdish said...

Eminem
Andy Meiller and 10 other friends like him.


I knew it!

tem said...

where are we staying in austin?

Jugdish said...

i thought jug was planning that?

Jugdish said...

here

Jugdish said...

is lp and tp going too?

i have 4 rooms reserved right now

tem said...

rumor is WVU's head coach is going to resign or get fired.

turns out he doesn't like the head coach in waiting or even the idea of a head coach in waiting.

good riddance. he sucked.

tem said...

tem is getting there thursday and needs a room that night.

Keef said...

"my bad as. i used 3 letters in scrabble b/c i thought it ended the game in a tie. i swear you were 12 ahead of me before i played, now you are 24 behind."


When a person goes out, the other person loses points for the letters they have left and the person that goes out gets those points.

Keef said...

fucking cheater

Keef said...

"tem is getting there thursday and needs a room that night."


You tolt* me you bookt* the La Quinta

Jugdish said...

if i did my bad. the only reservation i have for a laquinta is for jun 17 in san antonio. I do have the reservation email for the holiday inn in austin for the summit

Keef said...

"if i did my bad. the only reservation i have for a laquinta is for jun 17 in san antonio. I do have the reservation email for the holiday inn in austin for the summit"


Is your name tem?

Jugdish said...

no, my name is jug, and jug is paying halph* attention to the blog and halph to tps

tem said...

"When a person goes out, the other person loses points for the letters they have left and the person that goes out gets those points."

i had no idea this is how the scoring went.

Keef said...

Tesus is little

tem said...

"You tolt* me you bookt* the La Quinta"

i lied apparently.

tem said...

i'll book the Holliday Inn for thursday now.

Keef said...

whatchu doin

Keef said...

nothin, chillin at the holiday inn

tem said...

getting us a king size bed

Keef said...

air mattress it is

tem said...

under special requests i put "hookers and/or sluts"

Keef said...

Pryor is holier then CFL

tem said...

pryor knows the tatoo artists in Canada are not as good

Keef said...

"under special requests i put "hookers and/or sluts""


I don't think Beth is going

El Padrino said...

face

El Padrino said...

hippo shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

sliders food truck for lunch was HDH

Spaceman Spiff said...

current lebron rumor is that rashard lewis fucked his girl

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Stephen A. Smith says LeBron's bad game was because he was distracted by "stuff going on in his life". Says he won't elaborate"

El Padrino said...

there some ho's in this house

Jugdish said...

"Stephen A. Smith says LeBron's bad game was because he was distracted by "stuff going on in his life". Says he won't elaborate"



Jordan would have scored 48

Jugdish said...

current lebron rumor is that rashard lewis fucked his girl



...and he's still standing there saying "fuck the free world!"

/mize

Jugdish said...

"Stephen A. Smith says LeBron's bad game was because he was distracted by "stuff going on in his life". Says he won't elaborate"



wussbag

Keef said...

"Stephen A. Smith says LeBron's bad game was because he was distracted by "stuff going on in his life". Says he won't elaborate"



Jesus. If I was Lebron, AHIK*, I'd probably think up better excuses whenever I no showed for a game than "someone fuckt* a member of my family"

Jugdish said...

Jesus. If I was Lebron, AHIK*, I'd probably think up better excuses whenever I no showed for a game than "someone fuckt* a member of my family"



i don't even find that distracting

/wava

El Padrino said...

if someone fucked cmk you'd still be able to sell franzia?

Jugdish said...

he'd be drinking it

tem said...

he'd be in jail.

getting raped.


sometimes life sucks and you get raped.

El Padrino said...

bojangling

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Joba needs Tommy John surgery"

El Padrino said...

joba rules my ass

tem said...

i bet he does

tem said...

almost totpm

Spaceman Spiff said...

put it up

El Padrino said...

judy bay must have that Baldelli disease

only explanation

kod said...

I just dropped in, to see what condition my condition was in


yeah

yeah

ooooh-yeaaah

kod said...

and I strongly disagree with itunes classification that it's a country song


Kenny Rogers singing notwithstanding

Keef said...

Yeah Kenny Rogers is gangsta

El Padrino said...

he walked in the winning run in the NLDS i hope he dies

Keef said...

LP

El Padrino said...

did you eat the kielbasa?

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit

El Padrino said...

i will eat after that

Keef said...

did you eat the kielbasa?


No I figure it needs to freeze for a week to kill the parasites

Keef said...

Aja, probably will have it next week

El Padrino said...

TWSS

Spaceman Spiff said...

found a pic of H

pre-shaved head days

Keef said...

I coulda done did without seeing that vid spiff linkt

El Padrino said...

ha

El Padrino said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

eaaaaasy there lead singer

maybe try something else next time

El Padrino said...

i'd fuck him up

Spaceman Spiff said...

"A few hours before Game 3 on Monday, my father was sitting in a Beacon Hill Starbucks when five couples walked in, all wearing Canucks jerseys, and ordered some drinks. A Boston local stood up, walked over to one of the guys and calmly stuck his fingers in the man's face."

nice one H, you got them good

El Padrino said...

smash my guitar in his face

El Padrino said...

animal

/kod

El Padrino said...

piece

kod said...

"animal

/kod"


I'm pretty sure H would have been more offended if I had chosen idiot

Keef said...

Getting into fights is cool when you're in junior high

Spaceman Spiff said...

you are pretty sure incorrectly

/H

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo at game 4

Keef said...

I want his life

H said...

I don't want your life.

/Mox

Mize said...

Gonna hopefully apply for a yob in the Chem/Bev department tomorrow.

H said...

chemical beverages? doesn't sound too appealing...

Spaceman Spiff said...

actually sounds awesome

/kod

Mize said...

They handle all the dispensers, dish washers, etc... Leasing, service, repair. That kinda jazz. They need an Admin Assistant.

Spaceman Spiff said...

wonder if someone fucked ichiro's girl before the season started, the fuck

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz: hi, im the assistant administrator

admin: assistant to the administrator

Mize said...

As long as the paycheck goes hammer, I don't care.

H said...

Good luck, Meiz. NS.

Mize said...

How do I make the google guitar thingy work?

Do I Look Old? said...

"How do I make the google guitar thingy work?"

get more RAM

Mize said...

fixed it.

Mize said...

I find it hilarious that a few of my absolutely dumb friends play the wordsearch game on FB

Spaceman Spiff said...

finally a barnburner



so far

Mize said...

Ballgame. Heat in 7.

Do I Look Old? said...

"Heat in 7"

^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

rachel nichols looking ROUGH in the press conference, no lighting to help her out, ouch

H said...

I've never thought much of here. she's got a weird mouth

H said...

Red Sox with a 7 run 7th inning.

Mize said...

I don't care for Rachel Nichols

Spaceman Spiff said...

what happens on NFL live nowadays?

Spaceman Spiff said...

thought she was ok, but she's not

Keef said...

I don't care for Rachel Nichols




This, all day long

Mize said...

Red haired Jew-face is just...off-putting

Keef said...

Si

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