Thursday, June 30, 2011

Oh yeah, its Thursday...

TPS shit storm today...I should have wrote this post last night.

Heading to Chicago tomorrrow for a couple of days with a friend of mine. Our flight leaves tomorrow morning at 5:45 AM...never book flights when you're drunk. We are going to a Cubs White Sox game tomorrow at 1:30 or so. Then tomorrow night we are going here for this concert. Heading back to Texas on Sunday. We are staying at a hotel by Michigan Ave like we did for Summit I.

The parents of cgjid are having a party on the 4th. Their parties are always fun, good bar, karaoke, pool...good times.

Whoever hacked Mize's twitter account needs to come clean!

That's all I have...all about me today apparently. Selfish bastard!

96 comments:

Beth said...

Well I figure I'm either missing something obvious or it's a typo, but what is "cjjid"?

Maybe she's jewish (current jew jug is dating)... s

Blue said...

jypsy

Jugdish said...

typo

Jugdish said...

fixed

Jugdish said...

jedi


/mize

El Padrino said...

i like when systems fail although i sometimes thins it's on purpose

i like mayhem

El Padrino said...

i feel like the mayhem guy from the all state commercials is here throwing shit around like a monkey

kod said...

I like that mayhem dude, especially on 30 rock



beeper salesman still makes me aitch

El Padrino said...

cali taxes the interwebs

Jugdish said...

enjoying the herm edwards quotes from the rookie symposium

El Padrino said...

love that guy

El Padrino said...

link that shit up son

El Padrino said...

COPS: Drunk woman took dead baby shopping...

El Padrino said...

last soul daddy restaurant closed

El Padrino said...

A Texas woman says a Cracker Barrel restaurant served her a BLT and fries with human blood on it. The restaurant later confirmed there had been a blood-inducing accident in the kitchen that day, and gave her a $100 gift certificate.

El Padrino said...

dat skinny italian ass

Blue said...

that chick is american, not italian

Blue said...

she's a chowd

El Padrino said...

well shes in italy so that counts

Jugdish said...

herm speech

Spaceman Spiff said...

fast food mafia

Keef said...

Turd

Jugdish said...

A Texas woman says a Cracker Barrel restaurant served her a BLT and fries with human blood on it. The restaurant later confirmed there had been a blood-inducing accident in the kitchen that day, and gave her a $100 gift certificate.



it was blood from the ass whooping i had to issue

/steve

El Padrino said...

ok fires out whats up

El Padrino said...

interesting

kod said...

it's the final countdown....


do-do-do-do

do-do-do-do-do

do-do-do-do

do-do-do-do-do-do-do


*this is going be crazy

Todd Packer said...

"ok fires out whats up"

mets run production

El Padrino said...

think that chris hansen pulled the ol "what?! at least im not trying to fuck kids!" line on the old lady?

El Padrino said...

"mets run production"

you aint lying shit
they are singling teams to death

El Padrino said...

Dan Murphy

Yard

1-0

Spaceman Spiff said...

"think that chris hansen pulled the ol "what?! at least im not trying to fuck kids!" line on the old lady?"

funny because the age difference is larger than the guys they usually catch

Blue said...

there ain't nuthin wrong, with a little bump and grind

El Padrino said...

4-1

Verlander on the mound it's a wrap.

Blue said...

yep, lucky they got the 1

Blue said...

kate upton looks a little chunky in the new sobe promos.

not saying i'm not still digging her, but funny when you're not airbrushed all up, how you look.

Blue said...

and yeah, even non-airbrushed kate upton is in my top 5

Blue said...

SG is the ultimate try to jinx a guy guy

Blue said...

the camera phone is the greatest invention ever.


until my girls are old enough to take pictures of themselves with one

Keef said...

"until my girls are old enough to take pictures of themselves with one"



My cell # is 774-....

/h

Keef said...

Nene opted out

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Mize said...

I wish Breer's/Yanks started tonight.

June 27, 2011 7:14 PM

Mize said...

Breer's/Yanks

Let's get it on.

June 28, 2011 6:56 PM"

that went well

Blue said...

"Nene opted out"

that was expected

Blue said...

TUlO


Yard

Blue said...

walking an American League pitcher with the bases loaded and 2 outs is never a good idea

Insufferable Weasel said...

"the camera phone is the greatest invention ever."

Random thought or a reason behind this statement?

Keef said...

"the camera phone is the greatest invention ever."



no it's not!

/femh

Keef said...

fuck brian wilson

El Padrino said...

yeah blew my cain win

Keef said...

yo tambien

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

nice!

Todd Packer said...

huge day

Insufferable Weasel said...

"no it's not!

/femh"

Hilarity

Mize said...

Packing night for the weekend. Pumped.

Todd Packer said...

"Packing night for the weekend. Pumped."

have fun, mize. I'm jealous.... only thing I have planned this weekend is yardwork and a rays game

Mize said...

We're gonna have a dozen people up to the cabin. Freaking par tay.

Keef said...

Don't die

Keef said...

I gotta mow the lawn this weekend and trim the palm trees either this weekend or next

Todd Packer said...

Pryor on gruden qb camp right now

Todd Packer said...

he doesn't know the words to tOSU fight song

Mize said...

"trim the palm trees either this weekend or next"


What do you actually trim on them?

Insufferable Weasel said...

You trim plam trees? NS.

Insufferable Weasel said...

*palm

Todd Packer said...

gotta trim palm trees.... cut the frons at the base. pain in the ass

Todd Packer said...

gruden does a nice yob* on these qb specials

Mize said...

This is a cool concept


"The Home Run Derby will have captains for the first time.

The Milwaukee Brewers' Prince Fielder, who won in 2009, will lead the NL squad, while defending champion David Ortiz of the Boston Red Sox has been named captain of the AL team, Major League Baseball announced Thursday.

The NL and AL will compete in teams for the first time. The captains will choose three other participants for their teams. All players are eligible to be selected, not just those named to All-Star rosters."

El Padrino said...

mcflurry time

yay!

brought to you by SIX PACK BY JULY INC.

El Padrino said...

pump that pussy dodoo brown

El Padrino said...

shake dem tits baby shake dem tits

pump pump that pussy babe pump that puss

El Padrino said...

prune palm trees

ha

renterforlife

El Padrino said...

i wrought* a post hope ya like it

it's scheduled for 6am

El Padrino said...

anyone know what a broken Sharp Aquos LCD TV is Werth*?

screen is broke behind the scenes, the cost to repair is half the amount i paid

but i figga it's gotta be worth something just for spare parts and such

Todd Packer said...

"anyone know what a broken Sharp Aquos LCD TV is Werth"

nothing

Insufferable Weasel said...

"anyone know what this really expensive paper weight is Werth*?"

fixed

Insufferable Weasel said...

Welcome to LOVad, EP

El Padrino said...

"anyone know what a broken Sharp Aquos LCD TV is Werth"

nothing"

stop it, everything is worth something the economy is i the shitter

on ebay broken tvs get like $75 depending on what is broken

El Padrino said...

people are walking around nyc diamond district scarping tiny diamond chips off the floor and selling them

junk is in my friend

El Padrino said...

junk is in my friend

yummy!

/meiz

Mize said...

Did I mention what I won at Strawberry Fest this past weekend?

Mize said...

Oh great. Drunk LP is here.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"junk is in my friend"

EP has to say this to cmep quite often...

El Padrino said...

what did you win

El Padrino said...

oh lovad is just like lovday but with meiz

El Padrino said...

BORING

Insufferable Weasel said...

what would you like to talk about, midget?

Mize said...

"what did you win"

2 lower level Bucks tickets. Nothing special.

Keef said...

What do you actually trim on them?



The dead palms. Climb a ladder and saw them off

Insufferable Weasel said...

"2 lower level Bucks tickets. Nothing special."

That's pretty cool

Insufferable Weasel said...

"The dead palms. Climb a ladder and saw them off"

That just sounds annoying. Sorry, man.

Mize said...

"That's pretty cool"

Got a Brandon Jennings bobble, & a $37 upper decker, and the 2 lower levels for $10 & going at least 4 of 10 on the hoop.

Mize said...

All I need is a couple more hot songs, and my weekend prep will be complete

Mize said...

Minny is officially shut down. Try to have fun while it lasts, Kod.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Poor Kod

Insufferable Weasel said...

Keef's team had a good day.

Mize said...

See ya Monday night, gang.

Keef said...

That just sounds annoying. Sorry, man



Yeah it sucks, but whatever. Stupid responsibilities

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