Monday, June 13, 2011

Not one

That was the beginning of Lebron's quote. I can't remember the rest of it.

I don't like the Mavs at all, but I've nerve wanted to see a team win a championship as much as I wanted to see them win. I'm happy to see Kidd & Dirk get a ring, though. Not enough white guys get rings. But watching the post game stuff, and seeing the camera following Lebron all the way to the locker room was awesome. He's the biggest douche. Watching the last 30 seconds of the game, and he's out there with his jersey untucked, he has zero class. He has no idea how to handle adversity. Like Rome said, Lebron is the ultimate frontrunner. When things are going good, he's like a little kid having fun. When the going gets tough, he doesn't have a fucking clue. I heard this theory, and o agree with it...maybe he doesn't have a clue because he didn't have a dad to kick his ass and tell him to be a man. He had everyone kiss his ass his whole life because he was always the star, and noone ever told him no. Now, if there is any kind of adversity, he just turtles. So, in conclusion, fuck him. He's a big ol' bag of bitch.

Cali was nice this weekend. The temps were about half of the temps in Phx. We went to Huntington beach and it was like 60 degrees and cloudy and the water was cold. But it beats being at home. I have always said that I wouldn't want to live in Cali, but the area we were in was pretty suite. I might live there.

I don't know what else happened this weekend. I think the 3rd Triple Crown race was this weekend. There was UFC but I didn't read anything about it except what spiff posted here.

So with that, go comment.

192 comments:

tem said...

Where did dirk go right after the game? He went back to the locker room? Did he not want people to see him cry? Did he have to poop? Or throwup?

My theory is he went back there to fuck brons mom.

El Padrino said...

he cried

El Padrino said...

watching mavs win was cool, such worthy champs

El Padrino said...

the germans watching it was hilarity

they clap so awkwardly

tem said...

i liked van gundys comment about the drinking age over there being 12.

El Padrino said...

van gundy is a comedy god

El Padrino said...

talk about a douche

see James comments? specifically to us who root against the heat

"All the people that were rooting me on to fail, at the end of the day they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life they had before,” James said. “They have the same personal problems they had to today. I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want with me and my family and be happy with that.”

El Padrino said...

well played Mr. James

further alienate yourself

El Padrino said...

that comment is so fucked up on so many levels

El Padrino said...

“They can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy that not only myself, but the Miami Heat not accomplishing their goal,” James said. “But they’ll have to get back to the real world at some point.”


its still real to us dammit!

Beth said...

"that comment is so fucked up on so many levels"

I'm sure a bunch of pro athletes feel that way about the fans, but at least they have the basic common sense not to say it.

El Padrino said...

true, but they just dont get it

i wish one day or one year no one went to any nba games, empty arenas would do all the talking

where do these players think the millions of dollars that they spend on everything from bath robes to maserati's come from?

that's all they want anyway is money and fame

guys like dirk/kidd/terry want the hardware not the riches

tem said...

and bron still has the same personal problems he had before (mom fucking teammates, girlfriend apparently cheating on him) that he always add, but now he is also a failure at getting a title.

i might have problems, but at least i didn't fail miserably this week.

Beth said...

"that he always add" is suite*

El Padrino said...

i may have problems but at least im not a douchebag bitch

(keef or freak might disagree but still)

El Padrino said...

i hope he loses all his money and gets raped

El Padrino said...

he hasnt even scored 25 points in a Finals game yet

Blue said...

yeah, i'll go back to my being successful at my career...and you can take the summer off and have everyone call you a failure

thanks for the perspective bron bron

tem said...

poor bron. nobody likes him.

El Padrino said...

I'll go back to being married, with 2 healthy (really good looking) kids with a moderately successful career on the rise and a 2011 Honda Accord.

Failure.

Blue said...

as rube baker once said, when the going gets tough

El Padrino said...

eat my balls lebron

El Padrino said...

jobs is gonna off this motherfucker

El Padrino said...

i'm gonna go get breakfast now my life is so miserable that breakfast is all i got right now

but at least the heat lost!

Blue said...

a union?

really

Blue said...

how 1954 of him

what's next, seperate drinking fountains for the "colored" employees

tem said...

i dont think apple has colored employees

El Padrino said...

"The first person to line up for a Tim Tebow-autographed copy of his autobiography Through My Eyes at the Walmart in Gainesville arrived 31-and-a-half hours before the scheduled 6 p.m. signing."

Nice work Packer.

Keef said...

And the winning owner, Mark Cuban, took what may be perceived as a jab as well: "I could care less about the Heat," he said.


So you care

tem said...

cuban has like 6 weeks of media silence built up.

now that he is talking again he is going to say tons of shit.

Blue said...

only 2 weeks until the start of training camp

tem said...

what training camp?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"he hasnt even scored 25 points in a Finals game yet"

yea he has, just hasnt scored more than that

El Padrino said...

whatever

Spaceman Spiff said...

loss of the ring

Spaceman Spiff said...

cuban says he might not do rings though, so lebron isnt missing out

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz done told us y'all

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron of oz

Spaceman Spiff said...

the most mental midget man in the world

Spaceman Spiff said...

wade probly pissed

imagine him in disbelief watching the game tape, him busting his ass, lebron fading into bolivia*

Spaceman Spiff said...

sad lebron is sad

Spaceman Spiff said...

post title

Spaceman Spiff said...

dirk and weezy

mavs took the trophy to the club last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron commercial

El Padrino said...

give me a minute to catch up spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron pulled the God card last night too

"The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time."

hilarity, wonder if he deleted all those mental notes he was taking

Blue said...

"The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time."

Magic killed him for this...said he should have said something like, it didn't work out for us this year but i'm gonna work my ass off and coming back better than ever next year

or something

Blue said...

just goes to show that even when Lebron is beaten, it's not because they outplayed him, it was out of his hands


talk about an ego

Spaceman Spiff said...

dirk on why he went straight to the locker room
"I had to recover, bro."

no wonder EP loves him some dirk

Keef said...

And lp hates black people

Blue said...

dirk's not white, he's German

Keef said...

So he's really white

Blue said...

if you called a german white, they'd kick your ass

El Padrino said...

one day we'll crack this whole White thing

Jugdish said...

and 5 lebrons would not beat 5 jordans...5 jordans would have the 5 lebrons curled up in the fetal position in the corner and crying

Blue said...

i feel bad for little kids who never saw Jordan play and get told that LeBron is as good as Jordan was.

it's a shame

El Padrino said...

its the only argument i need Shawn

Keef said...

and 5 lebrons would not beat 5 jordans...5 jordans would have the 5 lebrons curled up in the fetal position in the corner and crying



I'm taking mental notes

/lebron

kod said...

that comment is so fucked up on so many levels


agreed; reminds me of the HS quote, "this is everybody's fault but mine"

kod said...

"The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time."

"Magic killed him for this...said he should have said something like, it didn't work out for us this year but i'm gonna work my ass off and coming back better than ever next year"



Magic's dum for saying that IMO; this is the one thing Bron said recently that is actual based in reality (although self-delusion probably brought him there....at least he got there)

kod said...

"just goes to show that even when Lebron is beaten, it's not because they outplayed him, it was out of his hands"


it was out his hands at that point, but it may have been out of his hands based on his prior actions/decisions/etc.....I'm sure he hasn't gotten to that realization yet; it would be good for him to get there soon

Blue said...

I think magic's point was that a competitor doesn't make excuses

A competitor has a fire that burns inside him to get better.

a competitor takes adversity and turns it into motivation

a competitor doesn't say, well God didn't think it was my time, so i'll just keep hoping and praying.


prayers never made anyone a better basketball player.

Keef said...

kod is defending Lebron. That's cute

El Padrino said...

prayers win grammy's and that's it

Keef said...

"I'm sure he hasn't gotten to that realization yet; it would be good for him to get there soon"


That's kind of what I was talking about in the post. Nothing has ever been his fault his whole life because he's been surrounded by yes people. He'll never realize it

El Padrino said...

like Bryce Harper

and AROD

Blue said...

and blue

Blue said...

(s)

kod said...

"I think magic's point was that a competitor doesn't make excuses"


and my point it is that what LeBron said was actual truth....just probably misguided



I can totally be negligent on a case, and then sit back and say it was God's plan for my client to lose.
*Factually this would be correct, it was God's plan because it happened....but also misguided in failing to recognize that my previous decisions and inaction effected His plan.


-So, he should have just combined what he said with what Magic thought he should have said.
Something like

"it wasn't in His plan this year for us, and this might in part be because of what I have done and have not done. I am going to work harder in the off-season both on my game and my relationship with Him, to try and give us our best chance at the title next year."


IMO only

Keef said...

God didn't want Dallas to win more than he wanted Miami to win

Keef said...

Factually this would be correct, it was God's plan because it happened


Bullshit.

/TP

kod said...

"God didn't want Dallas to win more than he wanted Miami to win"


nobody is saying that God prefers one team to another; at least nobody I'm aware of pertinent to this discussion

Keef said...

I think kod is giving Lebron too much credit

ns

Keef said...

It's not your fault!

/Sean Mcguire

kod said...

I think kod is giving Lebron too much credit

ns




-perhaps; but fwiw I think pretty much everything else he has said over the past, well year really, has been egotistical nonsense

El Padrino said...

had to link this for whatever reason

Blue said...

i think kod likes to play devil's advocate

Keef said...

hangman is a fun game

El Padrino said...

meiz

El Padrino said...

man meiz is gonna squeal when he clicks that link

tem said...

"God didn't want Dallas to win more than he wanted Miami to win"

maybe he did.

kod said...

"i think kod likes to play devil's advocate"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



I also note that even broken clocks are right twice a day; truth can sprout out of anywhere, even ridiculous self-delusion

kod said...

"An intoxicated, physically disabled individual using a motorized device as a substitute for walking is not driving, operating, or in physical control of a motor vehicle for purposes of Minn. Stat. § 169A.20, subd. 1 (2008).

Reversed."


-and Hoveround sales around MN tripled

El Padrino said...

uh oh Livan

tem said...

so wait, it was reversed and they are?

tem said...

if i am drunk but not disabled and driving a hoverbound does that mean i can still get a DUI?

tem said...

what if i am using the device as a substitute for riding a bike or driving.

then i can get busted?

Blue said...

what if you're riding a horse drunk?

Blue said...

what if you're riding a horse drunk?

Blue said...

i mean you're drunk, not the horse

tem said...

in temhio they sometimes pull over amish people who are driving their buggys drunk

Blue said...

obviously it's illegal to ride a drunk horse

tem said...

riding a horse drunk = yes

riding a drunk horse = no

tem said...

i think it is 100% legal to ride a drunk horse.

El Padrino said...

or donkey

El Padrino said...

This is terrifying: two women were helicoptered to a hospital after they were badly burned from a Bananas Foster gone awry at restaurant in Palm Habor, Florida. The server making the tableside dish spilled 151-proof rum on the diners after it had been set on fire.

tem said...

el pad has to bring ass or dong into any conversation in any way he can.

tem said...

that is terrifying...why burn perfectly good liquor?

kod said...

"so wait, it was reversed and they are?"


oh, sorry; they are ok to drive when drunk per MN appellate court....which was a reversal of the district court decision

kod said...

"what if you're riding a horse drunk?"



as long as the horse doesn't have an engine, you're fine

El Padrino said...

that move JJ Barea put on Eddie House was glorious

Blue said...

so you can bike drunk in MN?

Blue said...

You can ride your bike drunk in Idaho, but not in Colorado

tem said...

"they are ok to drive when drunk per MN appellate court"


they = only disabled folks

or

they = anyone

?

kod said...

"if i am drunk but not disabled and driving a hoverbound does that mean i can still get a DUI?"



nope, that was dude's secondary argument, but the Court didn't have to reach it......disabled or not, mobility scooters are not vehicles for DUI purposes

tem said...

overheard from 80 yr old CEO in large conference room:


"only thing prostitutes get you is diseases and paternity suits. "

kod said...

"they = only disabled folks

or

they = anyone

?"



-sorry, I had to skim read the decision first before answering that

El Padrino said...

cool pics from the club last night

kod said...

"so you can bike drunk in MN?"



not sure; but you can't get a DUI for it.

tem said...

it'll be intersting to see what happens when a drunk runs over a baby while driving his mobility cart

tem said...

i guess the murder charge will be enough

Blue said...

vehicular manslaughter

Blue said...

jerry jones is jealous of mark cuban today

Keef said...

"i guess the murder charge will be enough"

I guess

Keef said...

rev emailed Rome the Lebron 3 quarters joke

Keef said...

why didn't Lebron go to college?



Because he didn't want to show up for the finals.




heyooooo

Spaceman Spiff said...

deshawn shirt last night

Keef said...

I'm not even gonna trip. I like the Grantland articles

tem said...

fun rumor...

miami is going to trade Bron to Orlando for Dwight Howard.

Blue said...

"miami is going to trade Bron to Orlando for Dwight Howard."


van gundy made a joke about trading for dwight howard last night

El Padrino said...

saw that with a very straight face too

tem said...

yeah and now it is taking off.

heard it from 2 people in the office already.

1 didn't even watch the finals so he heard it somewhere else.

tem said...

"I'm not even gonna trip. I like the Grantland articles"


a2d

Keef said...

"saw that with a very straight face too"

You didn't laugh?

Keef said...

"a2d"


::r2d2::

tem said...

agree 2 disagree

El Padrino said...

"Flew outa ohare today. Forgot I had four huge chefs knives in carry on bag. Got patted down for wallet. Knives went through." — Chicago chef Paul Kahan experiences the TSA security theater.


hilarity

El Padrino said...

Heat should pull plug on Big Three.
These guys are done, so break 'em up.
-Whitlock

tem said...

it is probably too soon to break em up

Keef said...

"agree 2 disagree"


Bullshit. You have to like everything I like.

/LP

Keef said...

oooohhhh, a Zeppelin!

Keef said...

LP is responsible

Blue said...

Wade is almost 30 (i think). so it'll be tough for them to win 7 championships now

Keef said...

Mr. Fields ice cream cookie sandwhich* is HDH

Spaceman Spiff said...

took me a second, jeebus WFT

El Padrino said...

taking me longer than a second

tem said...

yeah, what are we wfting?

Keef said...

"taking me longer than a second"

You learn about mannequins in year 3 of college

Spaceman Spiff said...

thing in the chair is a doll

tem said...

oh, i thought it was a retarded asian girl.

El Padrino said...

that's a hell of a dollmaker

El Padrino said...

piece

kod said...

"You learn about mannequins in year 3 of college"


chuckle

Blue said...

whatever...mannequins were fully in play my freshman year


it was a lonely first semester (s)

Keef said...

I'd have sex with that doll

/LP

tem said...

that goes without saying

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Dwight Howard reaffirmed his desire to stay with the Magic, but told NBA.com on Monday that he will definitely become a free agent rather than sign an extension in the next year"

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo up

Mize said...

have I ever mentioned that I think LP is a full-on retard?

Mize said...

I boat Blazing saddles for $5 today. Good purchase.

Mize said...

I'm fixing to go in on a moron on Twitter right now.

Keef said...

Go in his ass?

Keef said...

Mize, FIFA

H said...

Twitter makes Meiz angry

Keef said...

I am not an angry person at all

/dikembe meiztombo

Mize said...

"Twitter makes Meiz angry"

No, it doesn't. I just like to show people why they're stupid.

Mize said...

I don't feel like FIFAing right now. Gotta apply at the HD toight.

Mize said...

Prince Fielder is currently no an All-Star. Seriously.

Keef said...

Applying at the HD takes 78 seconds

Mize said...

Maybe in AZ. IIRC the app is lengthy, no?

Keef said...

Haven't you applied in the past?

Mize said...

Last year

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Today is a new holiday. National Lebron James Day! That means everyone can leave work 12 minutes early."

Keef said...

Last year


All you should need to do is log in and just click the yobs you want to applyfor

Keef said...

I dont know why you'd want to work there. They don't pay shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Also, on Lebron James Day you may cheat on your wife becuause you have no rings today."

Mize said...

"I dont know why you'd want to work there. They don't pay shit"

Not even part time? I'm just looking for ~$10/hr for a PT job.

Mize said...

My Dad's Mom is not a good cook. Good lord.

Keef said...

Not even part time? I'm just looking for ~$10/hr for a PT job



Here PT starts at like $9

Mize said...

I'd have to think about that.

Mize said...

Apparently, Kwik Trip is the best company in Wisconsin to work for. I might have to apply there. Pretty weird that a gas station chain is #1.

Keef said...

Casey McGehee sucks

Do I Look Old? said...

bruins can't miss tonight

Do I Look Old? said...

nice lebron links and jokes from spiff today

Keef said...

bruins can't miss tonight


too bad for them they have to go back to vancouver

Mize said...

WFT?


PLEASE ENTER/SELECT/CORRECT -

* First employer valid salary
* Second employer valid Salary
* Third employer valid Salary


The fuck does this mean?

Mize said...

WFT. It was the "$". That's retarded, Home Depot.

Keef said...

Maybe you're the retard

Mize said...

I passed up on going to Wrigley today. My cousins are there, and I text them "Don't get arrested tonight". I get a reply of "Trying to figure out if SoAndSo did".

Great.

Do I Look Old? said...

grate*

fixed

Keef said...

Making some chicken breasts stuffed with spinach, sour cream, and pepper jack cheese right now. I hope it taste* ok

Mize said...

"I hope it taste* ok"


Taste is how I say it.

/LP
//Too lazy to bother with English.3
///Love it or leave it
////USA USA USA

Mize said...

I'm gonna bang my friend's ex girlfriend. Fuck it, I'll settle for that shit.

Keef said...

I'm gonna bang my friend's ex girlfriend



That's how I roll

/h

tem said...

Is that aitch or meiz?

tem said...

I2i

Keef said...

I forgot, the chicken breasts are wrapped in bacon

Mize said...

Sounds delicious

Mize said...

I figure, hell, this chick is always going out of her way to come over by me and make some kind of physical contact when I see her, so fuck it. Dude did her super wrong anyways. And there's the whole having a house thing, too. And a better job than me. Double bonus.

Mize said...

High comedy on twitter right now. @MrBrannin just found out his 50 year old mom might be pregnant. And Michael Smith gave him the "It's gonna be alright". I aitched.

Mize said...

Nice to see the dude that wanted to debate Josh Wilson and YunE6 vs Bill Hall called it quits before the debate even started.

Beth said...

Damn it's quiet this morning.

EP, another Mess-Braves bet?

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