Monday, June 27, 2011

New York chicks are ugly

I don't know what to say.

Unfortunately for LP, I didn't do a runny* diary of the BET Awards. But I was able to find a photo taken from inside the theater.

Good luck Steve

Apparently there was an exciting KO in ufc last night, because tem was so excited he was texting me like a 12 year old girl. I guess the KO made Joe Rogaine* spooge all over the octagon.

Link it up, spiff!!!! /LP

I found a video of it. It might get taken down before this posts, though.

Me and cmk went out to dinner on Saturday night and then went and saw The Hangover part deux. I went into it knowing that it was the same as the first one. And I thought it was just as funny. IDGAF if many of the jokes are the same. If something is funny, it's funny. And Alan's little comments are the best. And I don't know where I've been hiding, but I didn't know Jamie Chung was in the movie. I ♥ her. I tolt* cmk as much. Which is ok because twice during the movie she said under her breaf* "wow, he is, wow" about Bradley Cooper. But anyway, JC being in it made me like it even more. Two thumbs up for the hangover part deux.

It's supposed to be like 112°ish here this week. I keep telling myself "self, only 4 more months of summer left".

Let's see, what else to talk about. Oh, Adam Dunn and Jayson Werth were really bad FA signings this past winter. We all pretty much called it on Werth with that redonk contract. Buti thought Dunn would do some damage in the Cell. I was wrong.

If I haven't said it before, I'll say it now. I'm kind of giddy about the summit. I don't care if it's June, bro.

That is all.

87 comments:

Insufferable Weasel said...

Good morning

Beth said...

"Which is ok because twice during the movie she said under her breaf* "wow, he is, wow" about Bradley Cooper."

Even though I'd have sworn CMK and I had zero in common when it comes to our tastes in men, I definitely agree with her on this one.

El Padrino said...

"but I didn't know Jamie Chung was in the movie. I ♥ her."

i mentioned this here numerous times el pad

El Padrino said...

bet awards are always hilarity

like that pic keef linked

El Padrino said...

bet awards are always hilarity

like that pic keef linked

El Padrino said...

Embattled Dodgers owner Frank McCourt took the dramatic step of filing his franchise for bankruptcy Monday, setting up a showdown with Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig.

Mr. McCourt filed for bankruptcy protection under Chapter 11 in Delaware in a last ditch effort to save the Los Angeles team from being seized by Major League Baseball, which took over day-to-day operations of the club in April amid concerns over team finances and security at Dodger Stadium.

El Padrino said...

i should go to the dentist
but i wont

El Padrino said...

yeah this is going good

tem said...

my knee hurts

Insufferable Weasel said...

It's quiet here today... too quiet.

Insufferable Weasel said...

NHL will realign after next season. Not unexpected.

Insufferable Weasel said...

It wouldn't have to happen if Atlanta cared about sports.

/meiz

El Padrino said...

"my knee hurts"

check the thyroid
/ep

tem said...

with a knee it is always the meniscus.

tem said...

meniscus is made up by doctors...it is not even a real body part.

turned into a billion dollar boom for doctors. constantly doing operations on them and assigning treatments and all sorts of drugs a shit.

all for a fake body part.

people get sore knees and bitch so doctors made the meniscus up to take advantage of them.

for reference see also : Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, ADD, ADHD and skin cancer - other made up things.

El Padrino said...

bagels

Spaceman Spiff said...

david west opted out of 7.5 mil/turned down ext, coming off ACL surgery and lockout coming

he knows cp3 wont be there in a year

El Padrino said...

how was vegass

Spaceman Spiff said...

great, stayed downtown this time, still went to the strip a lot but gambling downtown is fun

Spaceman Spiff said...

KO GIF

take note of ring girl's reaction in the background

El Padrino said...

she mus be banging him

El Padrino said...

"great, stayed downtown this time, still went to the strip a lot but gambling downtown is fun"

never been, like Binions and shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea

Insufferable Weasel said...

That dude got knocked the fuck out

Keef said...

hilarity

Keef said...

i mentioned this here numerous times el pad


I know you put a pic on your blog, but don't remember her being mentioned here

Insufferable Weasel said...

Local sports yak is crazy talk sometimes. Everyone is whining about the Sox having to sit Ortiz in the NL parks. Someone just suggested putting Ortiz in right field. Morons!

Blue said...

i thought they were going to put Ortiz at 1b and put Gonzalez in right

Todd Packer said...

" Everyone is whining about the Sox having to sit Ortiz in the NL parks"

Boston has it rough.... I feel bad for those poor fans

Spaceman Spiff said...

no wonder meiz loves him some nyjer

Keef said...

Sconnie hearts dapping

Todd Packer said...

"no wonder meiz loves him some nyjer"

Rome was giving out some dap love today

Keef said...

Goddamn spoilers

Keef said...

So LP thought of Twitter first. Interesting

El Padrino said...

well yeah in my head i did, i didnt think of it per se but saw it like a vision

like the footlong mozz stick

Blue said...

damn you could have been rich

El Padrino said...

thats what i was thinking

Blue said...

my hope is to hitch my wagon to somebody else's great idea. Be in charge of their accounting

then ride their coat-tails to richness

Beth said...

"my hope is to hitch my wagon to somebody else's great idea"

Like the foot long mozz?

Keef said...

LP does his own accounting

tem said...

haha

tem said...

jug got umiaked today

El Padrino said...

yo

El Padrino said...

my niece graduated from junior high and thats nice and all but you are supposed to graduate junior high not sure why we celebrate it

Keef said...

your* supposed to graduate high school, too

Blue said...

i agree with lp


no need for graduation celebration until hikeskool

Keef said...

My community college graduation party was off da hook

/LP

Blue said...

remember when

Keef said...

blockt

Blue said...

video

good stuff starts about the 1min mark

Blue said...

first time spinks was ever knocked down.


he never fought again

Blue said...

2 hrs for CARGO today


too bad the rockies are wasting them

Todd Packer said...

"too bad the rockies are wasting them"

I'm fine with the Rockies wasting cargo bombs

Keef said...

big day

Todd Packer said...

"big day"

huge

Todd Packer said...

tps is going to make me miss the start of the cws tonight

Mize said...

Big day

Keef said...

TP is a chicago white sox fan?

s

Mize said...

I wish Breer's/Yanks started tonight.

Keef said...

Alba is pregnant again

Insufferable Weasel said...

Wow, we suck today.

Keef said...

Not easy carrying your dead weight

S

Mize said...

How does one properly go about saying they quit a job on an application?

I don't think I do it right.

Mize said...

I can't just be like "That mufucker wasn't paying me right"

Keef said...

Say he raped you and it was getting awkward

Keef said...

Must say you resigned to pursue better opportunities

Mize said...

No, seriously.

Keef said...

Just

Mize said...

Oh, okay.

Keef said...

Don't say that you were there for 6 years or whatever and didn't get promoted. Then it looks like you're a horrible worker

Keef said...

Reason for leaving:

Quit so that i could dedicate more time to blogging and tweeting

Keef said...

mize

Mize said...

I need to come up with another reference

Mize said...

"Don't say that you were there for 6 years or whatever and didn't get promoted. Then it looks like you're a horrible worker"


Well, right.

I'm not a fan of the whole job application process. It's so goddamn convoluted and fake.

Mize said...

"mize"


suite. Balance is up to $12.51 now

Todd Packer said...

these new aluminum bats have no pop

Keef said...

Making this for dinner tonight

Mize said...

"these new aluminum bats have no pop"


Go to bed, old man.

Todd Packer said...

"Go to bed, old man"

look at the stats this year... HRs way down with the new "balanced" bats

Keef said...

Maybe pitching is better, like MLB

Mize said...

"look at the stats this year... HRs way down with the new "balanced" bats"


The point is, they don't use wood bats.

Keef said...

Wood bats are for pros

Mize said...

A lot of amateur leagues use wood bats.

Keef said...

A lot?

Mize said...

Sure, man.

There are lots of baseball leagues throughout the US that have outlawed non-wood bats.

Todd Packer said...

2 runners thrown out at home in the 9th and 1 in the 10th... no way UF wins this game after chances like that

Todd Packer said...

fuck.... cocks score on a little league play

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