Friday, June 03, 2011

my uncle calls basketball tree hockey

You ever meet the guy who actually answers the obligatory How ya doin question you may ask just to be nice? Or Hey whats up. Yeah How are ya. And instead of saying fine and waiting until the elevator reaches your floor or you pass in the hall/bathroom whatever he actually tells you how he's doing.

Yeah well not so good, my daughter is sick and I got this neck pain (points to neck) right here. Also my car, someone keyed it yesterday afternoon at the mall. Just a real drag. What about you?

Yeah I'm fine. ::exit elevator:: ::keep walking::


I'm gonna take that to a whole new level, when someone asks me how im doing im gonna come up with a crazy response like, "well my butthole itches, I have genital warts and im in the mood for pizza".

Why haven't I watched the Simpsons in a long time? I don't know.

Any of you have problems wearing team logo shirts or hats or any gear that isn't the team you root for. I love alot of different logos and team colors and like to wear a tshirt or from time to time of a different team than Mets/Giants/Knicks, etc. But always feel dirty doing it. Like I dont want some stranger thinking I'm a Golden State Warrior fan because I'm wearing this suite Golden State t shirt I own. Can I get a man rule on this? Is it ok? I'm torn. Esepecially the old school looks. When I was a kid and Starter jackets were popular I had this San Jose Shark coat, black with the sick Sharks logo on the back. Loved the logo but I wasn't a Sharks fan. Youknowwhatimsayin?

Can I have the definition of the word?
Am I pronouncing the word correctly?
Are there any alternative pronunciations?
Can I hear the word used in a sentence?
What is the origin language please?


Wow sounds like I missed a good game, after the Wade 3 to cap a 13-0 run and stretch the lead to 15 I hit the hay. Shit's on too late for real. People have jobs you.

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Beth said...

"...and I got this neck pain (points to neck) right here."

How ironic since you're a pain in the neck to everyone around you.

s

Beth said...

"Can I get a man rule on this"

You damn sexist...

Beth said...

This woman's rule on that scenario though is that wearing another teams logo on something is lame. (ns)

I'll be curious to see if I'm the LOV majority or minority on that.

tem said...

I think it is fine to wear college teams you don't root for. And minor league teams too. But not pro.

Beth said...

Good points tem, I didn't think to distinguish college and minor league teams. I once dated a guy who had items from probably 10-15 different minor league teams and I never thought twice about it, the team names and logos were just cool.

El Padrino said...

well cuz here is my connundrum, when i travel to other stadiums i buy a tshirt or hat of that home team

now what the hell am i supposed to with all them

maybe i should stop buying them

Beth said...

"maybe i should stop buying them"

Suddenly I'm reminded of the old Guinness commercials: "Brilliant!!"

El Padrino said...

but i need to buy something so i figure a tshirt is you know, not much money or a hat too, something i can keep for awhile, etc.

what do i buy a program?
im not 85

El Padrino said...

i have a falcons tshirt that says

Done Field Advantage
in red with white dome circling the words and the Falcon logo

El Padrino said...

I think it is fine to wear college teams you don't root for.

funny thing about that is when i wear my michigan shirts i get asked, so you a michigan fan

i like saying yes

hate the other way around

oh nah, i just like the colors

sounds stupid

El Padrino said...

maybe people should just mind their bizness

Beth said...

"i have a falcons tshirt that says

Done Field Advantage
in red with white dome circling the words and the Falcon logo"

Wow, you have a Falcons shirt where they misspelled "Dome"? No wonder you bought it!

s

El Padrino said...

wow dirk okie doe'd bosh on the game winner

El Padrino said...

done is suite hdh


gems

Blue said...

why would you buy other team's crap?

El Padrino said...

im weird i guess

Blue said...

the only way i end up with other team's crap is if somebody gives it to me.

and then i wear it to mow the lawn or something

El Padrino said...

i only hate a handful of teams and i like some of the logos/colors

especially old school

the old school D with white bronco is phat

tem said...

you buy the t-shirt, but you never wear it in public.

tem said...

or a hat and put it on display in your man cave.

El Padrino said...

"you buy the t-shirt, but you never wear it in public."

that's pretty much what i do
or i wear it home you know just lounging

tem said...

i buy a college shirt or shorts to every college i visit for work.

Beth said...

the only way i end up with other team's crap is if somebody gives it to me.

and then i wear it when i'm telling the illegal lawn guy how to mow my lawn or something

*fixed

Blue said...

i don't hire a lawn guy


i can't justify spending $40/week on something i can do in like 15 minutes out of my day

Contract the Gophers said...

Suddenly I'm reminded of the old Guinness commercials: "Brilliant!!"


Brilliant!! Forgot about those; I'm bringing it back (ns)

Keef said...

"you buy the t-shirt, but you never wear it in public."

that's pretty much what i do
or i wear it home you know just lounging





Same thing, no?

Blue said...

his home is in public

Keef said...

Some girl named Sukanya won the spelling bee. Hehehe, Sukanya

Keef said...

What's your name?


Sukanya.


Yes please

El Padrino said...

keef

mailed

Keef said...

The nice part is that it'll be cookt* for me. Two birds, one stone


S

El Padrino said...

spelling bee was awesome

El Padrino said...

shit hangs in the store for months, it will be fine

i only froze it to mask the smell for a few hours

Beth said...

"shit hangs in the store for months, it will be fine"

You sent him shit?

s

El Padrino said...

its wrapped in saran wrap which is then wrapped in this past weeks WSJ sections then in a ziploc then in a padded envelope

El Padrino said...

You sent him shit?

s

omj

Beth said...

"omj"

I forgot what this means.

El Padrino said...

old man joke

Blue said...

it means

super awesome joke

Beth said...

Well according to the urban dictionary, one possible meaning is "oh my jonas", after the jonas brothers. I'm choosing to believe that's the usage ep meant.

Contract the Gophers said...

"WSU will now play West Florida at 11 am CST Saturday as they attempt to win the first national title in program history."




keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

Contract the Gophers said...

"Attorney General Holder demands HBO come up with more episodes of the popular show The Wire, or a movie."


sadly, from Reuters, and not the Onion

El Padrino said...

cmep obsesses with extreme couponing show now

those people, there is somehting wrong with them

El Padrino said...

bitches bill was 1300, paid like 3.25 or somethign stupid like that

not sure what your gonna do with 88 deoderants or 55 bottles of mustard

dumb bitches

Beth said...

They had some local lady on the show not too long ago apparently, and I read an article where she says they told her how to use her coupons for the most dramatic price drop. I think she said that she'd not usually buy as much of one item that she bought on the show.

tem said...

i don't hire a lawn guy


i can't spend that amount of money without clearing it with cmblue first and she always says "NO" when i ask.


***fixed

tem said...

extreme couponing lady was on the radio.

told me how to buy 10 items i'd never want or need for 95% off.

Jugdish said...

"Can I get a man rule on this"


the only shirts i wear with another teams logo outside of the chicago teams i root for are shirts i got from running the astros or rockets 5k. and i wear those when i workout normally. i might get a pat tillman jersey, that would be the only other one id probably wear that wasn't chicago.

tem said...

i can get a great deal on bic pens.

when is the last time anyone bought a fucking pen?

Jugdish said...

i boat* a Griswold blackhawks jersey after they won the cup last year

El Padrino said...

whats with boys/young men wearing skinny jeans and/or tight jeans

this is troubling me

tem said...

pat tillman and/or other retired players are exempt from my rule about not wearing shit from pro teams you don't root for.

i'd rock a montana jersey if i had one.

or like an OJ Simpson one.

El Padrino said...

i blame pharrel

Jugdish said...

but i need to buy something so i figure a tshirt is you know, not much money or a hat too, something i can keep for awhile, etc.

what do i buy a program?



why don't you buy two more beers?

tem said...

"whats with boys/young men wearing skinny jeans and/or tight jeans

this is troubling me"


gays

El Padrino said...

so throwbacks are ok

Jugdish said...

whats with boys/young men wearing skinny jeans and/or tight jeans



nothing wrong with that


/mize

El Padrino said...

meiz

tem said...

yeah, i say throwbacks are OK.

tem said...

but only if the player is retired.

a brees San Diego jersey isn't cool yet.

tem said...

unless you are a chargers fan

El Padrino said...

happy doughnut day everyone

especially you rev, i know is like fucking xmas for you

El Padrino said...

without mickey D's job report would have been negative instead of + 54,000

thanks Ronald

El Padrino said...

in you face SF!

Blue said...

Unless you are a chargers fan


or want to be on straight cash homie

Blue said...

phillies have too much debt


hahahahahaha

Blue said...

o:fp is coming along nicely

Blue said...

maybe the league will take over the team and move it to Oklahoma City

Contract the Gophers said...

"whats with boys/young men wearing skinny jeans and/or tight jeans

this is troubling me"


the 80s have come back; rejoice



(although I wouldn't be caught dead in skinny/tight jeans....I will happily rock a members only jacket again)

El Padrino said...

old team too, and cliff lee stinks

Contract the Gophers said...

"pat tillman and/or other retired players are exempt from my rule about not wearing shit from pro teams you don't root for."



did tem just lay down a Pat Tillman rule? I agree about retired players....I'm thinking about getting a George Brett powder blue/80s road jersey

Spaceman Spiff said...

"not sure what your gonna do with 88 deoderants or 55 bottles of mustard

dumb bitches"

i read that they donate shit they dont use/gonna expire and write it off

accountants, can they claim the items at retail price even though they didnt pay anything for them?

Keef said...

cmep obsesses with extreme couponing show now

those people, there is somehting wrong with them




Cmk watches that shit, too.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP, donnie walsh out NS

zeke time baby! we got help now! s

Contract the Gophers said...

but....the rule doesn't extend to other teams that rival your own


I don't consider KC a rival, because they are always awful. But, I wouldn't get a Wsox or Tigers jersey no matter how much I liked a particular player on their team

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wow dirk okie doe'd bosh on the game winner"

was awesome, like a bosh

El Padrino said...

donnie walsh stepped down

fucking dolan had a hand in this
terrible

Keef said...

The only jersey I've erve* had of a team I wasn't a fan of is when I had an Eddie George Titans jersey

El Padrino said...

i see spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

wade thought he was back in 06, that flop on the last play was hilarity, no one hits him and he crumbles to the floor while watching to see if the shot went in, when he sees it's a miss he covers one eye with one hand while requesting a foul call with the other

flop vid

El Padrino said...

throwbacks are out of style and WAY too expensive

i paid $350 for an autenthic Brian Griese Dolphin jersey once

Blue said...

so the mavs won huh?

El Padrino said...

yeah highlights were great

heat thought they won title at the 7 min mark

hope pat riley came downstairs and pimp slapped someone

Spaceman Spiff said...

dwyane caesar

Keef said...

i paid $350 for an autenthic Brian Griese Dolphin jersey once

If that's true, your dumb

El Padrino said...

"i paid $350 for an autenthic Brian Griese Dolphin jersey once

If that's true, your dumb"

Mitchel and Ness

that's how much they are or were at the time, like 6 years ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i paid $350 for an autenthic Brian Griese Dolphin jersey once"

jeebus

Blue said...

""i paid $350 for an autenthic Brian Griese Dolphin jersey once"

did you wear it out on the streets of NYC?

El Padrino said...

M&N

Keef said...

that's how much they are or were at the time, like 6 years ago



The only way I'd pay $350 for a jersey would be if it came with three $100 bills

Blue said...

i've never understood the authentic jersey unless you're going to hang it in your living room or something


if i paid $300 for a shirt, i'd wear that shirt everyday for like 2 years.

El Padrino said...

"did you wear it out on the streets of NYC?"

i wore in south beach once, then to a party once then i sold it for $300 on ebay

Keef said...

And if it was a Brian Griese jersey, it would have to come with four $100 bills

El Padrino said...

throwbacks were hot

Blue said...

do you mean Bob Griese?

Keef said...

i've never understood the authentic jersey unless you're going to hang it in your living room or something


You'd need it if they needed to sub you in to the game

Spaceman Spiff said...

kevorkian dead

El Padrino said...

of course i meant Bob

Keef said...

do you mean Bob Griese?


I was also wondering that

Blue said...

"i wore in south beach once, then to a party once"

was that so people wouldn't think you were a d-bag new yorker?

Blue said...

"of course i meant Bob"

i don't know, i mean brian went to Michigan, and you're a UM fan

El Padrino said...

"was that so people wouldn't think you were a d-bag new yorker?"

no it was a fat joe concert

lean back, shit was hdh

like i said, it was popular at that time

Beth said...

"happy doughnut day everyone

especially you rev, i know is like fucking xmas for you"


Bossman here brought in 2 dozen Dunkins for the firm today cause of that.

El Padrino said...

"i don't know, i mean brian went to Michigan, and you're a UM fan"

there is nothing throwback about Brian Grese unless he signs an autogrpah for you and you throw it back

Keef said...

An eyetalian wearing a Greasy* jersey.

Oh sweet irony

Keef said...

there is nothing throwback about Brian Grese unless he signs an autogrpah for you and you throw it back



OMJ

Keef said...

Bossman here brought in 2 dozen Dunkins for the firm today cause of that.



Dunkins >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than Krispie Kreme

Blue said...

I think EP is single dragoning this one.

unless the ghost of rev comes back

Keef said...

You ever meet the guy who actually answers the obligatory How ya doin question you may ask just to be nice?


Glad you bright that up. I forgot that in my things that irk me post. I hate when folks do that shit.

El Padrino said...

yeah me too

Contract the Gophers said...

"throwbacks were hot"


I don't understand fashion trends. To me, if something is cool, it's always cool (like throwback jerseys, bell-bottoms mood rings, and buddy-bands).


vv is also true; pet rocks will always be stupid, as will crocks (if you're over 12), hypercolor t-shirts (yeah, let's make pitting out even MORE noticeable, people will love it!) and friendship bands

H said...

"keep rollin rollin rollin rollin"

Limp Bizkit references should be forever banned from LOV

Contract the Gophers said...

*friendship bracelts

El Padrino said...

Joerg Oliveri-del-Castillo-Schulz

what a name

Keef said...

What's the difference between a buddy band and a friendship band

H said...

"Attorney General Holder demands HBO come up with more episodes of the popular show The Wire, or a movie."

I like him already

Keef said...

Limp Bizkit references should be forever banned from LOV


Shut the fuck up

Contract the Gophers said...

"Limp Bizkit references should be forever banned from LOV"


I think you better quit lettin shit slip, or you'll be leavin with a fat lip

Blue said...

"What's the difference between a buddy band and a friendship band"


friendship is just a fad

Contract the Gophers said...

"What's the difference between a buddy band and a friendship band"


Yeah, sadly I fucked up the SBTB reference there

El Padrino said...

i wear tshirts and jeans or shorts now

and thats it

ocassional three button polo if need be

i only own about 4 jerseys nowadays sold them all, forget they are out of style, dont think it's a good look anymore, older you get worse it looks

Blue said...

h is having just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up, everything is fucked and everybody sucks

El Padrino said...

"What's the difference between a buddy band and a friendship band"

hey there

Keef said...

H should take that cookie and stick it up his ass

Keef said...

i only own about 4 jerseys nowadays sold them all


So you didn't sell them all. Got it

El Padrino said...

i would seriously murder James Dolan if it were legal

Keef said...

I have a Larkin jersey from '95, a Beanie Wells tosu jersey, a Griffey Jr Reds jersey that my mom boat* me, and a Ryan Torain ASU jersey.

El Padrino said...

i ♥ keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

only jersey ive ever owned is lakers eddie jones when he was #25, he could fly

Contract the Gophers said...

I got

1989 Home White Shane Churla MN North Stars

Home White Chris Carter (which I wipe my ass with....s, but I seriously loathe the dude now)

Wade Boggs Home White Bo-sox

Doug Gilmour 1991 Home White Toronto Maples Leafs

BSU Hockey road jersey

Beth said...

Only jersey I owned (or have ever owned) is a Thrashers one, so it's collectors item now!!!!!

s

El Padrino said...

i have a pedro met jersey, wright, melo nuggs jersey and two elijah jerseys, one road one away

two jerseys i havent sold yet, due to no demand , sitting in a plastic tote

Barry Zito A's
Sammy Sosa cubs

Contract the Gophers said...

I guess I also have a Mutumbo Nuggets and Drexler Trail Blazer jerseys


but those are from middle school, and although I haven't grown much since then, they don't fit

Contract the Gophers said...

I guess I shouldn't say the white Vikes jersey is the home jersey


since it's not and all

El Padrino said...

marions jumper

Keef said...

Wade Boggs Home White Bo-sox



Gross

El Padrino said...

when i was a kid i had tons of nba replicas, tons

like 40-50 easy

ns

some notables, isiah rider wolves
harold miner, jeff hornaceck, big country reeves, muggsy bogues, steve smith, mitch richmond

loved them all

Keef said...

Nerve had an NBA jersey

Keef said...

Shocking, I know

El Padrino said...

yeah you hate nuba

El Padrino said...

closet racist

El Padrino said...

we have to root for canucks by the way, sorry

if bruins win boston will have won each of the major 4 titles within 6 years, no city has ever done that

fuck that

GO CANADA!

Keef said...

Fuck Boston

Keef said...

Boston should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

Contract the Gophers said...

"Wade Boggs Home White Bo-sox



Gross"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


bought that one in 96; not my finest hour

Jugdish said...

You ever meet the guy who actually answers the obligatory How ya doin question you may ask just to be nice?


i don't mind if they answer, i don't mind talking to people. had an awkward experience with that once...may have shared it here.

i walked up to the elevator at work and a lady was there i had seen around. elevator opens and i ask how she is doing and she says "not too good, i just found out i have cancer". elevator door closes

El Padrino said...

sound like an aitch

Jugdish said...

jerseys i have are bears mike brown, bears marcus robinson, and the blackhawks griswold

Keef said...

So yug is an answers how he's really doing guy. Got it

Jugdish said...

may get a retired player bears jersey next

Contract the Gophers said...

"You ever meet the guy who actually answers the obligatory How ya doin question you may ask just to be nice?"


I don't like when people ask questions "just to be nice" because really, doing that is the exact opposite of nice. Asking a question and then being snarky about receiving a response is lame

Jugdish said...

So yug is an answers how he's really doing guy. Got it

negative...just said i don't mind talking to them if they answer me.

Jugdish said...

I don't like when people ask questions "just to be nice" because really, doing that is the exact opposite of nice. Asking a question and then being snarky about receiving a response is lame


agree...if you really don't want to know how they are doing, then just say "hi"

El Padrino said...

i mind

Keef said...

Hi

Keef said...

agree...if you really don't want to know how they are doing, then just say "hey there"

Fixed


/kod

Contract the Gophers said...

if you really don't want to know how they are doing, then just say "hi"


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Now, it is annoying when I'm busy and ask a question like "how are you" and get a 10 minute response...but within reason and generally speaking I try to avoid asking questions that I don't want answered.

Contract the Gophers said...

if you really don't want to know how they are doing, then just say "hey there"


hilarity; good fix (ns)

El Padrino said...

hey whats going on = hi

Jugdish said...

Hey whats going on = hi



you got a greeting, it started with an H, how does 20 bucks sound?

I'LL TAKE IT!

Contract the Gophers said...

love that episode


reminds me that working at a bank and dealing with the general public sucks sometimes

El Padrino said...

bautista is not on roids

im buying it

tem said...

"accountants, can they claim the items at retail price even though they didnt pay anything for them?"


not really, but yeah pretty much.

technically you can only donate it up to the amount you paid for the item (or less if it is worth less).

but the IRS would never know that they used a quadruple coupon to buy it and the full deduction would slide through just fine.

tem said...

"there is nothing throwback about Brian Grese unless he signs an autogrpah for you and you throw it back"

i aitched

Spaceman Spiff said...

fight vid

kid it white has a great chin

Spaceman Spiff said...

*in

tem said...

"Nerve had an NBA jersey"

^


i have several bucaneers ones.

gradkowski
young throwback
nickerson throwback
brooks
one with my name on it (got as a gift, i've worn it twice, never in public)
dilfer

i have a penguins hockey one with my name on it (again gift, never worn in public)

and my college one

El Padrino said...

kid with the fro took some shots rebounded to end with a chokeout

fine performance

Jugdish said...

one with my name on it (got as a gift, i've worn it twice, never in public)



good call

H said...

"throwbacks are out of style and WAY too expensive

i paid $350 for an autenthic Brian Griese Dolphin jersey once"

I, too, did not understand this trend. I don't know why people were throwing down so much $$ for the throwbacks.

Blue said...

i've got
melo nuggets jersey in the road dark blue

kmart powder blue (blue light special)

champ broncos road (dark blue)

Blue said...

only worn them to games or at home watching games.

H said...

I mean, they were pretty suite* but way too much money. People were laying down like 6-700 bucks for some of them. Crazy.

tem said...

i paid $80 for my two throwbacks.

probably $90 or so with shipping.

Blue said...

since 2 of my 3 jerseys are going to be straight cash homie (almost all 3) i've been trying to decide who to buy

Rockies is easy choice - CarGo
Broncos-already have, but they're switching to orange unis in 2012, might have to get one of those
Nuggets-i'll probably just not wear a jersey

Keef said...

People were laying down like 6-700 bucks for some of them. Crazy.



Yeah. And some people paid $350 for a Brian Griese throwback

H said...

"Doug Gilmour 1991 Home White Toronto Maples Leafs "

Suite*. Gilmour was a beast.

tem said...

i rotate the bucs jerseys on sundays. i wear one until the bucs lose then switch to the next one.

if bucs are getting destroyed at halftime i switch at halftime.

oh, i have a couple mountaineer jerseys i do the same thing with on saturday.

pat white and umm, some other dude from like 10 years ago. i need a undermaj one.

Jugdish said...

put a tem throwback jersey in the tcs prize pack next year

Blue said...

no collitch jerseys for me


although i do have my practice jersey from idaho, it's almost too small now and just is in a box being all smelly

Keef said...

I'd wear a tem penguins jersey

Keef said...

put a tem throwback jersey in the tcs prize pack this year


fized*

H said...

H owns a Curt Schilling BoSox alternate home jersey (the red one), a Cam Neely Btuins home (at the the time) jersey, a Deion Branch Pats Jersey from his first go around (#83), and a Maroney #39 that my uncle gave me right before he last season.

The parentheses in the above post are dedicated to EP.

Blue said...

i have a maroney broncos jersey


it's actually just a broncos hoodie because that's all he ever wore

El Padrino said...

left out a jersey, 1997 Michgan Woodson jersey

tis suite

sometimes i wear it and hold a rose in my mouth at the same time

Keef said...

Ha

Jugdish said...

and a Maroney #39 that my uncle gave me right before he last season.



your uncle played for the pats?


s

Blue said...

they're selling carmelo authentic jerseys at the nuggets store at the pepsi center for like $30, regular priced $150

H said...

"Barry Zito A's
Sammy Sosa cubs"

I'll trade you a 6 pack for 'em

Blue said...

maybe i'll get this one


(s)

Blue said...

you know how some websites have those "live chats" with a customer representative?

which i think are all automated

i like to write stupid shit in them.

Jugdish said...

a mize brewers throwback jersey would be suite

Keef said...

Jesus, this yo gabba gabba shit is awful

Blue said...

I wonder how many of these they sell

Keef said...

I Wang to get an old school Expos hat

Contract the Gophers said...

"Cam Neely Btuins home (at the the time)"



suite; Neely is legendary, no doubt and B's have one of the suitest looking jerseys anyway; if I didn't have so many hockey jerseys already I'd get a White Raymond Borque


really, I'd like to collect jerseys from the Original 6 and Expansion 6...one legend from each team

Jugdish said...

i also want an lp wolfpack jersey

tem said...

"I'd wear a tem penguins jersey"

number on my penguins jersey is 87. and it has a Captain C.

it was bought before Crosby was drafted.

Blue said...

"Jesus, this yo gabba gabba shit is awful"


yeah, don't watch that one

Contract the Gophers said...

"I'd wear a tem penguins jersey"



I hate the freaking penguins, so if I did collect the original 6 and expansion 6 jerseys, the Penguins jersey would be a tem

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