Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Luongo Played Great Despite Giving Up Goals

Stanley Cup game 7 on Wednesday. I think. I hope it is on a real channel. I enjoy Game 7s of hockey playoffs. In HD would be nice.

I am super depressed now because Lebron is right. I have all the problems I had before. And everyone hates me. And I failed this year in my career. Wait, that's not me. That's him. I don't hate Lebron. I hate the fact that such a douche has such great athletic talent. Oh well, happens all the time.

Fickell: I didn't know of OSU violations ---umm riiiight. At least when he lies he doesn't write a book about how telling the truth is awesome.

Bobcats hire Cho as GM in front-office shakeup ---- Like Margaret Cho, the comedienne?

NHL panel agrees with head-shot rule expansion ----- El Pad loves face shots. He might like this expansion.

tem still thinks that mannequin was a retarded asian girl.

Sometimes it takes me 10 minutes to try different random combinations in WWF to get a word. And when i put something down that I know is a word and it says no, I get mad.

OK, I have to do work because some person at some bank can't read.

170 comments:

Blue said...

that bank guy needs a reader

Blue said...

banks are struggling lately though, maybe they can't afford readers anymore

El Padrino said...

bruins routed them every game wft is that about

Beth said...

"OK, I have to do work because some person at some bank can't read."


See, this is the kind of thing I was referring to, you loser!!!

/LeBron

Beth said...

EP, another Braves-Mess bet?

Blue said...

what's a luongo?

Keef said...

bruins routed them every game wft is that about



every game except for the 3 that they lost

H said...

I think EP meant every home game. We all know he can't type.

Keef said...

he can type, he's just mad busy

Keef said...

the rest of us don't really do much so we can type better

tem said...

"luongo?"

a goalie for the canucks

Blue said...

you leave me out of this

El Padrino said...

"EP, another Braves-Mess bet?"

sure even though they never win in turner

El Padrino said...

bruins routed them every game wft is that about



every game except for the 3 that they lost

every game they won

El Padrino said...

keef do you correct cmk if she says something out of context or just for anything

Keef said...

no, she's smart

Blue said...

she married you,

shows how smart she is

Keef said...

exactly. Brilliant

El Padrino said...

oh lord

El Padrino said...

shake shack planned in philly

rev will die for sure now

Blue said...

"exactly. Brilliant"


leKeith

El Padrino said...

"Nothing is off-limits," said Mysti, who's addicted to tartar sauce. "I would eat with anything and everything." The show is TLC's Freaky Eaters, and it's back for a second season. Before you ask, no, this show is not affiliated with Eater.com. Anyway, Mysti is a single mom who a few years ago discovered the joys of tartar sauce (it was a doggie bag-based accident), and is now consuming an entire bottle a day, which translates to a somewhat stunning 14,000 calories per week.

Mysti eats tartar straight from the bottle (and goes mobile with packets). And no food is safe from tartar sauce — go big or go home, Mysti — red velvet cake, Cheetos, spaghetti, breakfast waffles, Trix, Jell-o (in a bowl), and Jell-O and tartar sauce sandwiches. But the true work of art is the Hostess Cupcake-tartar sauce sandwich (that's tartar sauce in between two inverted Hostess cupcakes in case you were wondering).

this is making me nauseous

Beth said...

Mysti must be 400 lbs.

Blue said...

Mysti sounds like the perfect lady for Meiz

Beth said...

Pics of Mysti.

Beth said...

The 4th pic on the top row turns EP on I'm sure.

Beth said...

As does the 6th...

El Padrino said...

gross

El Padrino said...

whats the deal with board shorts

Spaceman Spiff said...

people like them because theyre long

El Padrino said...

they'd be a suite bathing if they had a net

Blue said...

yeah, most people still just wear them as a bathing suit

Blue said...

"Pics of Mysti."


not nearly as fat as I would have guessed

Spaceman Spiff said...

some have an inner lining, just have to browse around

El Padrino said...

but what are you boarding

are they paddle boarding shorts?
surf boarding?

do soilders wear them to waterboard terrorists?

Spaceman Spiff said...

surfing

Spaceman Spiff said...

birdman bet 2 mil on the heat, he's so rich he wasnt even mad and partied with the mavs

El Padrino said...

wonder what floyd did

H said...

Floyd only posts if he wins.

Spaceman Spiff said...

strong GIF

El Padrino said...

see the new bud cans, might have to switch to bud for the USA USA USA chant

Blue said...

too bad Budweiser is owned by a Belgian company now

Blue said...

the new buttweiser cans will look like this

El Padrino said...

still an american lager

El Padrino said...

glad the jints passed on Britt

El Padrino said...

whole foods rap, hilarity

El Padrino said...

you know your getting old when i mention to cmep we should all go out to a bar for her birthday and just go nuts and she responds with this:

instead of going out invite everyone to Sotto Voce for brunch

they have unlimited mimosas!!!!! :)



FUCKING KILL ME NOW I'LL WATCH THE KIDS GROW UP FROM HEAVEN

El Padrino said...

i just read like 1500 words in the times about opossums and i have no clue why

Blue said...

do they have whole foods in NYC?

El Padrino said...

"do they have whole foods in NYC?"

of course

tem said...

no, they only sell half foods. or other fractions thereof.

Jugdish said...

dirk and nash

Jugdish said...

suite headline

El Padrino said...

boehner to weiner

ha

it's like a swordfight

Jugdish said...

that pic of dirk reminds me of gary on weird science

El Padrino said...

nash bleach job is fantastic

Jugdish said...

dirk has a hoop ear ring too

Jugdish said...

nash bleach job is fantastic



i was going to do that for the summit

/mize

El Padrino said...

so basically the TOPTM is a bunch of el pad quotes

well played

Jugdish said...

gems

Blue said...

"i was going to do that for the summit"

it's june bro

El Padrino said...

we should rename it to Gems

Blue said...

or Jems

El Padrino said...

Or Ghems

El Padrino said...

USA USA USA

flag day today boys

El Padrino said...

hide yo kids, hide yo wife

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

Blue said...

i'm buying them one napkin ring

Blue said...

i love that there are a couple of items that people just bought one of.

like one butter knife, and one napkin

Blue said...

i mean, one steak knife

El Padrino said...

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suite link

Spaceman Spiff said...

works for blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Peoria, IL- The Peoria Chiefs have added a LeBron James 2011 NBA Championship Replica Ring Giveaway to all fans on Thursday June 16 to enhance the Salute to the 1990s Chicago Bulls Championship Teams Night.

In addition to the LeBron replica ring, the Chiefs are looking into whether or not the game can skip the fourth inning to honor King James who took off the fourth quarter of every finals game.

One lucky fan will win a replica of James' 2011 Finals MVP Award which he earned with his clutch fourth quarter play. Fans will also have the opportunity to learn how to perform the Heimlich to prevent themselves or their colleagues from choking in a big situation."

Blue said...

after that game, those fans and those players will have to go back to their problems and their life

/king

Blue said...

funniest lebron story I heard yesterday


Lebron called up some dude (can't remember who)...

dude: Hello
LBJ: Hey, it's the King
dude: who?
LbJ: me, king james
dude: huh?
LBJ: you know, lebron James
dude: oh hey


who the hell says "hey it's me, the king"

Blue said...

another thing that bugs me about lebron

he used to talk in the 3rd person all the time, but in order to fix that he's resulted in mis-using "myself" all the time now

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Rosenhaus says Pryor is expected to be a first-round draft pick in the NFL supplemental draft."

hilarity

Blue said...

no way somebody gives up a 1st round pick for him

El Padrino said...

rosenhaus is nuts

Blue said...

i don't think he's even an NFL quarterback

he might be worth a 2nd round pick if you can make him into a WR or a Tightend or something

Spaceman Spiff said...

from that leonard pope story
"The boy's mother, Anne Moore, told the Americus Times Recorder that Pope was the only person at the party who knew how to swim."

hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

hef got dumped, chick released her debut single and temgaged him

Blue said...

i didn't think hef was going to actually marry that chick anyway

Jugdish said...

love being right about that shit


/mize

Jugdish said...

heat in 5

/mize


no

/cmblue

El Padrino said...

Comedy Central has renewed “Tosh.0″ for a fourth season,


keef

Keef said...

"hef got dumped, chick released her debut single and temgaged him"


He'll probably be ok and start "dating" another blond genius

Keef said...

"keef"

You might be the only person here that doesn't watch it

El Padrino said...

perfect

Keef said...

LP's title should be changed from Food Snob to just Snob

El Padrino said...

dat ass

El Padrino said...

im not saying im too good for tosh

im saying i dont like tosh

El Padrino said...

like some people dont like dane cook

Blue said...

you don't get his jokes

Keef said...

ok L Snobdrino

Blue said...

some people?


i think you'd have a harder time finding people who DO like Dane Cook

Keef said...

csil likes dane cook

Keef said...

cmk use* to like dane cook, but I convinced her that he's douchetastic

El Padrino said...

i dont like cook either for the record

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

I like tosh, but don't watch his show

Blue said...

I watch his show, but don't like him

Blue said...

anyone can be funny when you have a bunch of writers...be funny on your own you loser

tem said...

Tuesday softball blows...meeting team for drinks pregame...I'm the only one here. Cmblue must have grounded the others.

tem said...

Waitress is like 12. Asked me if I wanted my beer in a bottle or "from the keg thingy"

tem said...

I'm not sure george lopez can be funny in any situation

H said...

H does not watch Tosh.0

H said...

Busy night here.

Mize said...

I've had some gnarly shits today.

H said...

Thanks for sharing.

Mize said...

Just wanted you to share in my pain

Keef said...

Your pain is our gain

Mize said...

Sure enough

Keef said...

I'm not likes to fight guy, but I want to beat the piss out of this guy

H said...

So gfH found a nekkid pic on my phone that one of my female friends sent me. Needless to say she is not happy with me right now.

Keef said...

Ha

Keef said...

Wheiner

Mize said...

I find myself watching how-to videos for filleting fish on YouTube pretty frequently.

I finally tried to do one 2 weekends ago and failed pretty miserably.

Mize said...

"So gfH found a nekkid pic on my phone that one of my female friends sent me. Needless to say she is not happy with me right now."


::reminiscing about the time cubs chick sent me some lewd texts::

I think that was the beginning of the end.

Keef said...

I can't filet a fish

H said...

This is bad

Keef said...

Your bad

H said...

I know it was my bad

H said...

should have deleted it

Mize said...

I bet she doesn't have a problem with pr0ns

H said...

with what?

Keef said...

pr0ns

H said...

is that suuposed to say porn?

Mize said...

No, it's prawns.













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Keef said...

Brons

Keef said...

I'll send a pic of my dong and you guys will be even

/lp

Mize said...

I'm bringing the Tupac bandana back.

Do I Look Old? said...

h, how are you feeling about game 7? bruins gonna get the cup?

H said...

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H said...

I am very nervous about game 7. Luongo has been stellar at home and the Bruins can't seem to play the same physical style out there that they have been playing here.

Mize said...

"I can't filet a fish"

It's not as easy as it looks/I thought.

Keef said...

Justin Verlander has a no-hitter through 7 innings vs the Indians.

Keef said...

I didn't get LP questioning board shorts

H said...

Christina Aguilera's tits look like a roadmap with all the veins..

I'd still do her though

H said...

Do you ever understand lp?

Keef said...

I'd still do her though



Just delete the pics

Mize said...

"I didn't get LP questioning board shorts"


Yeah. WTF does he wear when he gets in water? A Speedo?

Mize said...

"I'd still do her though"


Veiny tits intrigue me.

Keef said...

Yeah. WTF does he wear when he gets in water? A Speedo



Arm floaties

H said...

"Veiny tits intrigue me."

Oh?

H said...

"Just delete the pics"

Low blow

Mize said...

Fucking Verlander

Mize said...

"@atmeiller Way to jinx it, Mike RT @mikewickett JUSTIN VERLANDER NO-HITTER IN PROGRESS"

Fake retweet by me

Mize said...

"@mikewickett um...never tweeted this. Bad twitter etiquette. RT @atmeiller Way to jinx it, Mike RT @mikewickett JUSTIN VERLANDER NO-HITTER IN PROGRESS"

Mize said...

FB message-


"twitter
Andy-Please dont tweet false things and claim that i did. Thanks

~mw"

Mize said...

My reply

"You're gonna have to get over that one because completely harmless fake retweets are funny."

Mize said...

"no. they're not. not in my book. So do it to others, but i ask that you dont do it when it involves me. thanks.

~mw"


AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mize said...

What a fucking Sally.

H said...

Meiz is a Twitter tough guy

Mize said...

ESPN is flat out broken. My roster changes don't stick at LEAST once a week.

Mize said...

"Meiz is a Twitter tough guy"


Ummmmmmm. No. I'm not bullying anybody.

Keef said...

People that "sign" emails wih their initials are gay

Mize said...

"People that "sign" emails wih their initials are gay"


Word up. ESPECIALLY if it's a work email address that has a signature at the bottom.

I even have a hard time letting chicks get away with that.

Keef said...

Tonight's dinner, green chiles stuffed with cream cheese and ground beef, topped with shredded pepper Jack cheese

Mize said...

Poblanos?

Sounds fantastic. And fattening.

Keef said...

Tosh made a bed skirts are gay joke

Keef said...

I used low fat cream cheese

::hanging head::

Mize said...

"I used low fat cream cheese"


I'm ashamed of you

Mize said...

I totally applied for like 35 HD positions yesterday. Am I doing it wrong?

H said...

Not unless you get hired for all 35

Mize said...

Well, I should.

Keef said...

I'm ashamed of you


Yep.

El Padrino said...

"I didn't get LP questioning board shorts"


Yeah. WTF does he wear when he gets in water? A Speedo?"


you know they are not bathing suits right

El Padrino said...

i applied for HD jobs too

like 20 times, the same 4 positions
they have a great online system for applicants

s

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