Wednesday, June 08, 2011

LeBron Sucks

He looked so disinterested last night, i thought for a minute maybe udonis haslem had sex with his mom (gloria).

Speaking of LeBron's mom, I get wanting to pay tribute to her and all, but the supersized tattoo with her name on it on his right shoulder is kind of scary. A little oedipus complex there maybe?

I think one thing we can safely say...all the lebron is as good or better than Jordan talk can end now. Lebron isn't even the best player on his team. LeBron is the Scottie Pippen of the Heat. No wonder Scottie came out and supported him...bunch of douchebags.

When Rick Carlisle called Dirk one of the 10 greatest players of all time, I (as everyone else) laughed. And then rattled off 10-15 players definitely better than Dirk. I still believe that, but...He has changed the game more dramatically just about anyone else. Jordan took basketball to a whole new level, but before him there was Dr. J. There isn't anyone Dirk's size that's ever played the game the way he does. I don't know if that's good or bad, but it's something. And more and more guys are coming into the league at 6'10 and 7' and playing like Dirk. I'm still not saying he's top 10 all-time, but I sorta get where Carlisle was coming from now.

Ok TMNBAT...on to better things. Like Grantland.com. Grantland.com launches today at noon edt. It will be a collection of some of todays greatest writers and there will be thought provoking and insightful articles. I suggest you head over there today and read up on some of the submissions. You'll always remember this day and where you were. When this becomes the greatest journalistic website of all time, you can always say, you were one of the first.

That last paragraph was brought to you by the letter (s).

For the record, anyone who refers to Carlos Gomez as cargo, is a fag.

And last but not least, the last word on the Lebron/MJ discussion

165 comments:

El P Taste good said...

Wtf,the NBA is still playing?

(mostly s)

H said...

That name/pic still disturbs me.

Jugdish said...

Ha!

Jugdish said...

And last but not least, the last word on the Lebron/MJ discussion



that clip is awesome

H said...

Couple of items on my things that irk me list that happened this morning...

People who come to a complete stop on the highway because an emergency vehicle is coming through. There's 3 lanes asshole. Justvmove over and let him by. Going from 75 mph to 20 in rush hour traffic is a bad idea.

People who cut you off and then jam on the brakes, forcing you to swerve to avoid them. What's the point? If you're in such a rush to cut in front of me, doesn't that suggest you are in a hurry? Press the long skinny pedal on the right or gtf out of my way.

/rant

El Padrino said...

man blue LOVES carGo

Blue said...

I write a whole blog post with great insight and EP obsesses over one sentence.

are you in love with me or something? You know i'm straight, right?

El Padrino said...

i thought for a minute maybe udonis haslem had sex with his mom (gloria).

yeah tremendous insight there blue

El Padrino said...

dont hide your man love for carGo

El Padrino said...

Dirk is in any top 10-20 conversation. (period)

El P Taste good said...

"That name/pic still disturbs me."

Yet it doesn't disturb me. Not sure if that combo says something slutty about me or something latent about you.

El Padrino said...

and if you bracket out the years (like say past 10-15 years maybe even 20) instead of doing an all time thing he's top 5

El P Taste good said...

Dont hide your manlove for Dirk ep.

tem said...

top 10 dicks el pad wants to see:

#7 Blue
#8 Dirk Nowitzski
#9 Pink

El Padrino said...

i've always professed my love for dirty dirk

remeber this is the guy who drafted him 1 overall one year in FNBA

El P Taste good said...

"top 10 dicks el pad wants to see:

#7 Blue
#8 Dirk Nowitzski
#9 Pink"


So are we supposed to ask about #'s 1 through 6?

El Padrino said...

he has the only offensive repetoire in the league that is literally unstoppable

your only hope is if he misses

Blue said...

all he does is catch touchdown passes

tem said...

"So are we supposed to ask about #'s 1 through 6?"

i was hoping you would fill some in yourself.

Blue said...

number one on that list is beth


/zeke

El Padrino said...

heat wave

tem said...

see blue with a gem there.

El P Taste good said...

"i was hoping you would fill some in yourself"

Eli has to be in the top 6.

El Padrino said...

Salt sequel

one sucked

El Padrino said...

i think LOS died

Blue said...

I thought Salt was ok

El Padrino said...

it was all over the palce for me, the church scene was cool

Keef said...

Police say former college star basketball player Thomas Emma plunged from the 12th floor of the New York Athletic Club in Manhattan to his death in an apparent suicide.
Police say Emma's body was found at 11:30 a.m. Tuesday on a second-floor landing of the building on Central Park South.
Emma was a Duke University basketball team captain in 1983 and was drafted by the Chicago Bulls, but never played in the NBA, according to the league's web site.

Keef said...

The New York City medical examiner will determine the cause of his death.



Stupid

Jugdish said...

Stupid


what if they find a gunshot wound in his back?


or your face

Blue said...

"what if they find a gunshot wound in his back?"

or two big hand prints on his back

El Padrino said...

or he macho manned before that and he was dead already

Blue said...

"it was all over the palce for me, the church scene was cool"

I agree with that, it was really non-stop. It's like they tried to pack 2 and 1/2 hours of a movie into 1hr 45 minutes

Jugdish said...

mavs fan

El Padrino said...

why would authorities lsiten to a psychic?

kod said...

"People who cut you off and then jam on the brakes, forcing you to swerve to avoid them. What's the point? If you're in such a rush to cut in front of me, doesn't that suggest you are in a hurry?"



I got into such a heated argument/road rage incident on the way to work today the dude actually pulled over

he cut me off and then flicked me off when I laid my horn on

I did not get out to fight him; but I'm glad I made him pull his dumb ass over on a fucking highway entrance ramp

Keef said...

"he cut me off and then flicked me off when I laid my horn on"

cmk always says "flicked" instead of flipped. Drives me crazy

El P Taste good said...

"I did not get out to fight him; but I'm glad I made him pull his dumb ass over on a fucking highway entrance ramp"

Maybe MN is different than GA when it comes to stuff like that, but here I'd be afraid of getting shot doing that if I was a guy.


NAHIIK

/zeke

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebron has 3 FG and 3 FT total in the 4 4th quarters

Blue said...

yep, a total of 9 points compared to 44 for dirk in those same 4 4th quarters

Keef said...

dirk is a better player than lebron

/lp

Blue said...

maybe he's a top 10 german player of all time

Keef said...

lebron isn't german

El Padrino said...

fuck lebron

Spaceman Spiff said...

godzirra is next

El Padrino said...

lebron is not even the best player on his own team, like the insightful blue mentioned

Blue said...

6 minutes until grantland!!!!

Blue said...

they're doing a sportscenter 2 hour special on grantland right now

Spaceman Spiff said...

lebrons best play last night

El Padrino said...

when i first went to Grantland i cam in my pants

El Padrino said...

lebrons best play last night

MJ ever do that?

Blue said...

if you make a big deal about a website, have more than 2 fucking articles to read

El Padrino said...

Grantland is bought to you by Sunway, makes me hate it even more.

El Padrino said...

*subway

El Padrino said...

simmons makes it like he didnt have a fallback option if Kimmel failed

Jugdish said...

blocked on grantland.com



suite

Blue said...

my grantland is brought to me by klondike

kod said...

"Maybe MN is different than GA when it comes to stuff like that, but here I'd be afraid of getting shot doing that if I was a guy."


that was my first thought; almost everybody up here is armed....shit like that is why I choose not to carry a gun

Keef said...

LP has a cam in his pants?

kod said...

cmk always says "flicked" instead of flipped. Drives me crazy


I always thought it was a Minni thing; most here say "flicked", but I don't usually hear that from the outstaters

Blue said...

kod would like the klosterman story on grantland, it's about injuns in north dakota

kod said...

like how we play duck duck grey duck here, while everybody else is gay and calls it duck duck goose


and if you don't think that drunk kod has had heated arguments about this, well then, you just don't know drunk kod


come to think of it, I think I've engaged in heated arguments here over this

Keef said...

Initial thoats* about Grantland. I like the f-bombs. I don't like the footnotes

Keef said...

grey duck has too many syllables

El Padrino said...

in nyc we play yak yak moose

El Padrino said...

s

kod said...

"grey duck has too many syllables"



goose has one too few

kod said...

kod would like the klosterman story on grantland, it's about injuns in north dakota


suite, Klosterman, Natives, and Dakotas....I bet I will like that (ns)

Keef said...

So is kod the most likely to get into a fight with a stranger in Austin?

Keef said...

me and my friends play dyke dyke goose

/beth

Blue said...

"we chose sponsors that we liked"

klondike and subway


are you 12?

Keef said...

I like Sunway*. I'm not 12

Jugdish said...

klondykes* are good too

kod said...

So is kod the most likely to get into a fight with a stranger in Austin?



verbal argument....probably. Physical fight....ha! Unless someone wants to punch someone who refuses to fight/hit back


pacifist, you

kod said...

human beings use words in fights


only animals and idiots think it's a good idea to bring physical force into a disagreement

kod said...

well, unless someone is trying to seriously harm a family member, especially female; then I will bite/scratch/claw/scrap/nut grab, whatever it takes to end their consciousness and/or life.

Jugdish said...

what about slap fights?

/zeke

Jugdish said...

well, unless someone is trying to seriously harm a family member, especially female; then I will bite/scratch/claw/scrap/nut grab, whatever it takes to end their consciousness and/or life.



then its not a disagreement

Jugdish said...

if im going to take the time to tie my shoes, someone is getting hit

/mize

Keef said...

verbal argument....probably.


That's what I mean. Drunk kod will run his mouf to some drunk cowboy and drunk cowboy will want to start throwing

kod said...

then its not a disagreement


yeah, I shouldn't have used disagreement; too broad. Even a pacifist like myself recognizes that forces is at times necessary (i.e. WWII or defending others in need)

Keef said...

I bet it doesn't just take a family member getting harmed for kod to start nut grabbing

Jugdish said...

kod is a smatass with a cowboy

fight breaks out

"hold on, gotta loop, swoop, and pull my kicks!!

/mize

Jugdish said...

Even a pacifist like myself recognizes that forces is at times necessary (i.e. WWII or defending others in need)



WWII made me aitch

Jugdish said...

now the war itself, but the way kod used it

Keef said...

"I'd loop, swoop, and pull my kicks but I can't see my feet!!"

/mize


*fized

kod said...

aitch! good hilarity there on the past few comments (ns)

Keef said...

Thanks. I'm a funny dude

/LP

El P Taste good said...

"human beings use words in fights

only animals and idiots think it's a good idea to bring physical force into a disagreement"


So are you calling H an animal or an idiot?

kod said...

"So are you calling H an animal or an idiot?"



animal

Keef said...

woenimal

El Padrino said...

nationals park getting shake shack and blue smoke

Spaceman Spiff said...

serious eats did a worthless shake shack/innout/fiveguys contest, burgers only

-all burgers were ordered at the same time with respect to time zone, toppings on the side, then transported and reassembled so none were eaten freshly made, whats the point, but ok
-innout grilled onions didnt come on the side or some shit so they were removed from the contest, major failure right there, shouldnt have continued, also they used a replica sauce that they created

the results came out the way i would rank them personally[SS>INO>5G] but the whole thing was forced

El Padrino said...

yeah we know cumfast

El Padrino said...

burgers are delicious.

Spaceman Spiff said...

had a burger with bleu cheese butter on it a couple weeks ago, was great

Spaceman Spiff said...

used to hate bleu cheese. still prefer ranch with buffalo wings though

Blue said...

bleu cheese makes me want to vomit

Blue said...

from my mouth

Keef said...

I also do not like bleu cheese

El Padrino said...

not a fan either

Blue said...

I was waiting to hear Maurice Clarett weigh in on this whole tOSU thing

kod said...

Salad dressing in general is gross to me


except for Ranch; but I don't put that on salads

kod said...

salad for kod = shitloads of chicken, bacon and cheese with no dressing


basically meat and cheese with a few veggies thrown in around it

Blue said...

you do realize blue cheese is an actual cheese right, not just a salad dressing

kod said...

yes, cmkod eats the crumbly kind

kod said...

smells like feet IMO

Jugdish said...

used to hate bleu cheese. still prefer ranch with buffalo wings though



i don't like bleu cheese either, and eat my wings without ranch or whatever.

Jugdish said...

you do realize blue cheese is an actual cheese right, not just a salad dressing



moldy cheese

El Padrino said...

"Salad dressing in general is gross to me"

all of that bottled crap is gross

earl/vinegar, that is all or some variation of a vinagerette

i eat maybe 5 "true" salads a year

ns

Jugdish said...

salad for kod = shitloads of chicken, bacon and cheese with no dressing


yes, but no cheese, lots of onions and peppers, and honey mustard dressing

Jugdish said...

i could do shots of honey mustard dressing like newman

kod said...

i could do shots of honey mustard dressing like newman


I pictured that when reading your previous comment (ns)

Jugdish said...

vile weed!

Blue said...

"they do realize he can't walk, right?

Jugdish said...

their scouting department sucks

El Padrino said...

sounds like a nice gesture

Jugdish said...

balls

Jugdish said...

Vestocchio

Jugdish said...

grantland is having a reality tv fantasy draft...it don't like it already

Keef said...

"i eat maybe 5 "true" salads a year

ns"


We have salad with dinner probably 2-3 nights a week

Mize said...

"if im going to take the time to tie my shoes, someone is getting hit

/mize"


Funny and true

Mize said...

"still prefer ranch with buffalo wings though"


Spiff is officially a white person. Welcome to the club.

Mize said...

Feta >>>>>> Bleu cheez

Keef said...

When hsil lived with us, she made dinner once that has goat cheese in it. That shit made me almost vomit

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea im not into the cheeses that taste like a petting zoo smells

Spaceman Spiff said...

greek fast food place daphne's has a 'fire feta', great on fries

Mize said...

Time to go suck at horseshoes.

H said...

"So is kod the most likely to get into a fight with a stranger in Austin?"

I don't know about Kod. I think Meiz is most likely to say something to a stranger that gets someone else at the summit hit. NS.

H said...

""So are you calling H an animal or an idiot?"

animal"

And to this I say GFY. You say pacifist, I say pussy. (half s, half NS) Using words is all well and good, but sometimes people need to be ready to back it up if they are running their mouths.

H said...

I've never hit anyone who didn't deserve it

H said...

"I got into such a heated argument/road rage incident on the way to work today the dude actually pulled over"

I've gotten out of a car at a red light. Usually scares the shit out of the other party involved. NS.

Spaceman Spiff said...

only takes one who isnt scared to shiit* you

H said...

"only takes one who isnt scared to shiit* you"

Unlikely. I drive in yuppyville, USA

kod said...

yea im not into the cheeses that taste like a petting zoo smells


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


I highly recommend havarti to those who haven't tried it and like milder cheeses

kod said...

A+ for The Undertaker's rant on Hogan

kod said...

"And to this I say GFY. You say pacifist, I say pussy. (half s, half NS) Using words is all well and good, but sometimes people need to be ready to back it up if they are running their mouths."



disagree

kod said...

but also, aja, I am probably the most likely to get into a heated debate with a stranger


but I always keep it respectful, and despite hundreds of heated debates with strangers, I've never had anyone get personally offended or upset with my tone

I hate little guys who talk shit and run their mouths because they figure bigger guys won't attack them; I do not respect these people. I still don't think they deserve to be physically assaulted, and I think it's a very poor decision to risk criminal punishment for something so meaningless.

kod said...

mostly I just love to debate in general

when I'm drunk, for some reason, even more so


gives me a chance to hear alternative points of view on issues and also a chance to get on my soapbox

H said...

"I hate little guys who talk shit and run their mouths because they figure bigger guys won't attack them; I do not respect these people."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

H said...

Don't worry, Kod. I won't hit you at the summit.

kod said...

nah, I'm not worried about it; never been hit before, I figure it's unlikely to happen now

H said...

haha, ya never know. Keep the tequila away from me and you improve your chances of safety.

Mize said...

Didn't have to throw tonight. Opponents were so terrified, they didn't show.

Mize said...

"A+ for The Undertaker's rant on Hogan"


WHAT? Where?

Mize said...

"I don't know about Kod. I think Meiz is most likely to say something to a stranger that gets someone else at the summit hit. NS."


I make H feel unsafe.

H said...

I'm watchin the CBC broadcast of the game. They title it Hockey Night in Canada. The advertised to join the convo on twitter with the hashtag #HNIC. That made me aitch. If you know what HNIC stands for, you should aitch too.

Mize said...

"I'm watchin the CBC broadcast of the game. They title it Hockey Night in Canada. The advertised to join the convo on twitter with the hashtag #HNIC. That made me aitch. If you know what HNIC stands for, you should aitch too."


I found out about what HNIC means in Canada during last hockey season. Twas hilarious.

ns

Keef said...

mostly I just love to debate in general


Stop it

kod said...

CBC is one of the broadcast stations here

kod said...

Hockey Night in Canada has been around since at least the 1950s

Keef said...

So has TP

Mize said...

Kod, tell me where to find this alleged Undertaker rant

H said...

Yes Kod, but do you know what HNIC means in America?

Mize said...

Kod's a big Mobb Deep fan

Keef said...

Head nucklehead in charge

Mize said...

Baseball is so awesome

H said...

Woot!

H said...

the ESPN link on atdhe never works

Mize said...

Random


I know 3 actuaries. One day I will cuss them all the entire fuck out. What a revolting profession.

Mize said...

"the ESPN link on atdhe never works"

A) Duh.

B) myp2p.eu

Mize said...

Somebody should tell Blew that nobody calls Carlos Gomez "CarGo"


That negroid is bitter.

H said...

"myp2p.eu"

The links don't work on my work pc

H said...

Found one

Jugdish said...

go

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