Tuesday, June 07, 2011

Lazy Tem

I am one of the laziest people I know. I really don't do much all day. I think I have some sort of Mono or something. I have been trying now for about 2 weeks to get up in the morning and work out. I haven't done it once. I roll over, look at the clock and just go back to bed. I'll sleep like 10 hours a day too. I think I get too much sleep.

Boston used up all their goals.

Dirk threw Terry under the bus, kind of. Seems like he meant it more as a compliment to Bron, but whatever, the media likes the "Dirk threw Jet under the bus" story line.

The Bulldog is playing tennis again.

TV analysts with no coaching experience at any level should make good NBA coaches.

I hope Grantland fails. I feel bad saying it because some minor writers will probably lose their jobs, but whatever. Simmons shouldn't get to run anything. He might be lazier than me.

UFC talk:

Shane Carwin vs. Junior dos Santos - Carwin
Kenny Florian vs. Diego Nunes - Florian
Jon Olav Einemo vs. Dave Herman - Herman
Demian Maia vs. Mark Munoz - Maia
Donald Cerrone vs. Vagner Rocha - Cerrone
Chris Weidman vs. Jesse Bongfeldt - Bongfeldt
Yves Edwards vs. Sam Stout - Edwards
Dustin Poirier vs. Jason Young - Poirier
Nick Ring vs. James Head - Ring
Darren Elkins vs. Michihiro Omigawa - Elkins
Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Igor Pokrajac - Sodapopinski
Aaron Rosa vs. Joey Beltran - Beltran

189 comments:

Blue said...

no might about it, simmons is a lazy s.o.(a)b.

El Padrino said...

I'll sleep like 10 hours a day too. I think I get too much sleep

10 hours holy fuck

El Padrino said...

you def get too much sleep

Blue said...

i get about 8 hours, maybe 7 and 3/4

El Padrino said...

you should check your thyroid tem

El Padrino said...

i get about 8 hours, maybe 7 and 3/4

wft, oh nevermind

you hired a nanny (dont bang her)

Blue said...

no, my kids go to bed at 8 or so and sleep until 6 or 6:30

Blue said...

so I go to bed about 10 and get up around 5:45

tem said...

"you should check your thyroid tem"

i should go to the doctor?

Jugdish said...

i get up to 6 hours a night during the week.

Jugdish said...

you hired a nanny (dont bang her)



no

/cmblue

tem said...

web md says i will die soon from too much sleep.

tem said...

i better send out the tcs prize pack soon

El Padrino said...

meiz cum over that new star wars xbox game with kinect where you actually light saber fight?

El Padrino said...

"i better send out the tcs prize pack soon"

dont forget to freeze it first

Blue said...

saran wrap, and then freeze

Jugdish said...

you hired a nanny (dont bang her)



no

/cmblue

El Padrino said...

fucking halo 4 looks like real life

if life was some distant planet where robotic militants fight with weapons from the future

still visually amazing

El Padrino said...

no, my kids go to bed at 8 or so and sleep until 6 or 6:30

nice work

El Padrino said...

jug welcome back?

El Padrino said...

i like the mark jackson

Blue said...

I think Mark Jackson will do alright there

Blue said...

it's time to start getting some new coaches into the league instead of consistently hiring guys who have been fired before



I'm looking at you Van Gundy

tem said...

yeah i'd like to think there are some assitants who might do better than jackson...maybe shaw or somone who has actually coached somewhere at some level in any capacity.

Jugdish said...

jug welcome back?


thanks, yeah we got back in town last night

El Padrino said...

jackson was one of my favs

i bet his bball iq is off the charts and he can relate top players well

El Padrino said...

i saw that bald chef from chopped on train two days in a row

El Padrino said...

i also saw this chick with her cleavage pierced

was strange

tem said...

jug is back from the gay pride days at disney or whatever?

El Padrino said...

I want capn crunch shake

tem said...

you like little dudes dressed in sailor outfits.

El Padrino said...

really?

El Padrino said...

lucic sticking his fingers in that guys face was hilarity

he should have bit them

Jugdish said...

jug is back from the gay pride days at disney or whatever?


yes, back to the straight pride days in houston

H said...

Beltran can't win. He'll stand there looking as the punches are coming in

H said...

H averages 4-5 hours of sleep per night during the week.

El Padrino said...

suite house litsing

H said...

"chick with her cleavage pierced"

Like a dermal?

H said...

What's a litsing?

Blue said...

took me a while to figure out what was wrong with the house listing until I started looking at the pictures

Blue said...

and if the rents are $500 each, so $1k/month


why would you sell a house for $38k?

that seems way too good to be true

El Padrino said...

"took me a while to figure out what was wrong with the house listing until I started looking at the pictures"

right, galifinakis look alike on couch is hilarity

El Padrino said...

whats dermal

Jugdish said...

H averages 4-5 hours of sleep per night during the week.


i was assuming you got 4-5 hours per week, not per night

El Padrino said...

"why would you sell a house for $38k?

that seems way too good to be true"

that's the avg price there, shitty llittle town on the banks of lake erie

Blue said...

but still, the ROI would be insane.

you could get monthly payments for like $100/month depending on how much you put down, or if you paid cash


Say you paid cash, you'd get your full investment back in like 3 years.

Keef said...

"chick with her cleavage pierced"

Like a dermal?




Csil has one. Except she has no cleave

El Padrino said...

yeah and then you can hang yourself for living there

tem said...

"Say you paid cash, you'd get your full investment back in like 3 years."

RE taxes and other expenses would eat into that timeframe a lot.

Jugdish said...

RE taxes and other expenses would eat into that timeframe a lot.



taxes?

/lp

tem said...

taxes on that house are actually only like $400.

blue will be adding to his real estate empire soon.

tem said...

bad debt must be 40%

Blue said...

yeah, that's the only thing I can figure is that the guy who owns it has all kinds of collection problems

Blue said...

or he's totally lying about what he charges for rent

El Padrino said...

viva mexico!

Jugdish said...

for those of you who have time for that shit, check out my new facebook profile pic

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Krzysztof Soszynski vs. Igor Pokrajac - Sodapopinski"

igor out, Mike Massenzio in

igor was replacing perosh who got injured, then he got injured, Soszynski must be pumped for an easy win

Keef said...

Bryce Harper seems like a douche

El Padrino said...

they say he is a huge douche

El Padrino said...

people have been telling him he's great his whole life

thats why when i play games with bgep i beat her badly

s

Keef said...

thats why when i play games with bgep i beat her badly




They just turn to something else


S

Spaceman Spiff said...

bruins guy who got fucked up last night is out for rest of series

Spaceman Spiff said...

fized link

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Bryce Harper seems like a douche"

you see what he did yesterday

Keef said...

bruins guy who got fucked up last night is out for rest of series


Pussy

Keef said...

you see what he did yesterday



Yeah I read that right before I made the comment. Douchey

El Padrino said...

wft is this shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

harper vid

someones gonna get beaned

El Padrino said...

"bruins guy who got fucked up last night is out for rest of series"

no idea scott cousins played hockey too

kod said...

is it weird to get mad about being cheated out of 2 hours at work, even though I don't get overtime and wouldn't have gotten paid for the hours anyway?


Probably yes, I gotta stop sweating the small stuff

Blue said...

"bruins guy who got fucked up last night is out for rest of series"

that would be an illegal hit under the new nfl rules

Blue said...

harper is a stud

you're just jealous you can't hit like him as well

Blue said...

he'll get his come uppance when he gets called up at the end of this year

Keef said...

you're just jealous you can't hit like him as well


As opposed to all of the other pro ballplayers who I can hit just as well as

Keef said...

oh suite irony

H said...

EP, Dermal piercing

H said...

I have a pictre of ghutf's dermals but I am pretty sure she would be mad about me posting her bare tit on the internet.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Floyd Mayweather vs Victor Ortiz. Sept-17"

El Padrino said...

she wont know

El Padrino said...

this lady had a what looked like a belly button bar piercing

Jugdish said...

Media Management Advice Comes Back to Bite Weiner



suite headline

El Padrino said...

yeah media having a ball with this one

El Padrino said...

anyone else following the mlb draft online?

Keef said...

Despite giving up those goals, Vancouver goalie played pretty solid last night

El Padrino said...

back to harper, you guys know he's sports allegiances right?

El Padrino said...

Remember that this is the kid who grew up rooting for the Yankees, Lakers, Cowboys and Duke.






The jury has seen enough judge. Douchey as charged!

El Padrino said...

whats with the mustache he's got

H said...

I can't really get excited for the MLB draft. Too many rounds, bunch of players you wont see or years. Not like the NFL where most of the 1st and 2nd round players will be seen almost immediately.

Blue said...

for tem

H said...

I worked Saturday and Monday. Made $450 between the 2 days. I have $30 left. I hate bills.

El Padrino said...

in regards to blues link, also for tem

Blue said...

this is the chick that called the sub-prime mortgage crash about a year before it happened. She was the first to come out publicly and blast the large investment banks (some of which no longer exist)


she's on her soapbox again

Blue said...

some 12 year old chick from Hawaii qualified for the women's US open

this is why I can't take women's golf seriously

El Padrino said...

munis been eroding for years now

shes a cunt

Keef said...

"back to harper, you guys know he's sports allegiances right?"


He is?

El Padrino said...

"this is why I can't take women's golf seriously"

tony romo missed the mens cut for us open by like two strokes at some open invitational

this is why I dont take mens golf seriously

Blue said...

"He said the Rose Bowl, which is not played in an NFL stadium, will be played on Jan. 2."


fuck the BCS

El Padrino said...

i dont think politicians should use the internet, they dont understand it

Blue said...

"tony romo missed the mens cut for us open by like two strokes at some open invitational

this is why I dont take mens golf seriously"


is he 12?

tem said...

He might be

Spaceman Spiff said...

"yeah media having a ball with this one"

were you fully erect?

Blue said...

he's almost 31

so not 12

Blue said...

i mean, he is 31

tem said...

Outswim this

Blue said...

90 point word?

Jugdish said...

these have been pretty funny

H said...

Rome suspended 4 games for the hit on Horton

Blue said...

your face is pretty funny

Keef said...

Tiger Woods is not playing the U.S. Open, according to the golfer's Twitter page.

His Twitter page said: "Not playing in US Open. Very disappointed. Short-term frustration for long-term gain."

Keef said...

this is why I dont take mens golf seriously


/lp

Keef said...

spiff
we're gonna be staying near Irvine Blvd & 261. Is there much around there to do?

tem said...

tiger who?

Blue said...

tiger tiger tiger woo y'all

Blue said...

well crap, that means i only have 2 majors for him to win to win the bet with El Padrino

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff
we're gonna be staying near Irvine Blvd & 261. Is there much around there to do?"

irvine area is all about shopping centers. I guess you can go to the Great Park, people picnic there, they have a large helium balloon that will take you up and you can see the view, says its wheelchair accessible so you can probably bring the stroller onto it

tem said...

why is that hockey hit illegal? maybe the bruin should wear a better helmet so when his head hits the ice he'd be ok.

Blue said...

huntington beach and newport beach are probably 20 minutes from there if you're looking for beachy things to do

Blue said...

it was illegal because he hit him in the head...or so i heard

tem said...

huntington beach is where tito ortiz lives or something

Blue said...

I hate grantland.com like I hate lebron james

El Padrino said...

I guess you can go to the Great Park, mexicans picnic there

*ficced

El Padrino said...

tiger woods sucks

El Padrino said...

and golf sucks

Jugdish said...

thanks obama


kod/rev bat signal

El Padrino said...

illegal cuz he didnt have the puck? i think he had to have had it like right before hit or something like that or be last to touch it

not sure ask TP

El Padrino said...

whats the dealwith irvine ca

Keef said...

"irvine area is all about shopping centers"


Fuck, I guess that's what we'll be doing all weekend.

Keef said...

Wasn't the hit illegal because the guy left his feet to make the hit?

Keef said...

Thanks for the info, spiff

El Padrino said...

good idea

Keef said...

"huntington beach and newport beach are probably 20 minutes from there if you're looking for beachy things to do"


Mos def we'll be hitting the beach

Keef said...

"whats the dealwith irvine ca"


It's where spiff lives

El Padrino said...

yeah but why you going there

El Padrino said...

im guessing i missed that

H said...

The hit was illegal because of all of the reasons you guys mentioned. But to reiterate he launched himself, clearly targeted the head, and Horton did not have the puck.

H said...

It is also the 2nd time he has been kicked out of a game during these playoffs.

Spaceman Spiff said...

if you head to beach in newport beach, hit up the baja fish tacos in costa mesa, its on the way

shrimp taco > chicken > ensanada style[fried] fish, i usually get all 3. if you get a combo, the rice that comes with it is buttered or something, its awesome, and get chips, they have a good salsa bar

El Padrino said...

these nerds need to chill over the icloud service

El Padrino said...

i heard ice t and coco have a reality show

bout motherfucking time

El Padrino said...

dante bichette's kid drafted by yanks

Keef said...

"yeah but why you going there"


filok lives there during the week, comes back to AZ on the weekend. So me & cmk are going over and staying in his condo for the weekend.

Keef said...

"if you head to beach in newport beach, hit up the baja fish tacos in costa mesa, its on the way

shrimp taco > chicken > ensanada style[fried] fish, i usually get all 3. if you get a combo, the rice that comes with it is buttered or something, its awesome, and get chips, they have a good salsa bar"



Fuck yeah. This is why spiff is awesome

Keef said...

well, that and all the nudie links

Blue said...

the entire oC is like a big strip mall

El Padrino said...

you can probably find shoes there

Blue said...

yep, i've seen it

Keef said...

you can probably find shoes anywhere

Blue said...

i'll be headed to the OC for work for a day or two in the middle of august.

i'll have to hit up spiff for the suite food joints

I'll be touring around in Costa Mesa, Irvine, HB, and Aliso Viejo for a day, then up to "the sherm" and santa monica

Keef said...

This is my first venture to the OC

Keef said...

maybe I'll see mischa barton

Blue said...

or better yet..rachel bilson

Keef said...

Yes. I could not remember the hot chick's name

Spaceman Spiff said...

"dante bichette's kid drafted by yanks"

yanks were getting ranked on for the pick

Keef said...

which is uncle joey because me and cmk had a discussion this weekend about the hotness of rachel bilson. cmk says she is not, I say she is

Blue said...

she's a sometimes hot, sometimes not chick for me

kind of like mila kunis used to be.


mila is full-time hot now

Blue said...

for the most part i got with her as the hotness

Blue said...

but i'm sure spiff has pictures of the "not"

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea, mila went up a notch post 70's show, wasnt a fan before

actually might be post-culkin

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wont be looking to besmirch bilson

Keef said...

"actually might be post-culkin"

^^^

El Padrino said...

are you going to move snowflakes by the OC?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Colt McCoy's wife, on national radio, said that poor Texas players often take improper benefits from Texas boosters"

the fuck is that bitch thinking

Jugdish said...

mize

kod said...

"the fuck is that bitch thinking"


that her husband no longer plays for UT?

Keef said...

"Colt McCoy's wife, on national radio, said that poor Texas players often take improper benefits from Texas boosters"


so black players. Got it.

/LP

tem said...

colts wife is going to get beat

Keef said...

Your face is going to get beat

El Padrino said...

your face is beat

kod said...

your beets are open-faced

El Padrino said...

seriously fuck cupcakes

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Terrelle Pryor has decided to end his football career at Ohio State, per his lawyer"

Blue said...

"Terrelle Pryor has decided to end his football career at Ohio State, per his lawyer"



I think the ncaa was already going to decide that for him

Blue said...

18 hours 4 min and 7 seconds until the launch of Grantland

El Padrino said...

cant wait

/bart scott

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

Pryor quits tosu

Keef said...

"seriously fuck cupcakes"


You don't like cake?

Keef said...

Pryor's gone

H said...

"Terrelle Pryor has decided to end his football career at Ohio State, per his lawyer"

Isn't this the same as the "You can't fire me, I quit!" approach?

Keef said...

Kong K had a nip slip apparently

Spaceman Spiff said...

blue your boy

H said...

"Kong K had a nip slip apparently"

If a nip slips, and no one wants to see it, did it really happen?

Keef said...

The opening video on Tosh almost made me vomit

H said...

Someone is proposing Roy Halladay for Jose Reyes straight up. Thoughts?

Keef said...

They know the power of o:fb

tem said...

i don't think gays can get married. so proposing them won't work.

Blue said...

get jiggy wit it

Jugdish said...

ha!

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