Thursday, June 02, 2011

I remembered it is Thursday

Shaq retires. Wussbag. I used to not like Shaq when he first came into the league, but I came around. Seems like a good dude, he is funny, he does the law enforcement thing, and from what I understand he did do some legitimate work too. Sports talk was playing some funny Shaq quotes this morning. He was definitely fun to root against. One thing he did accomplish in his career that most people will not talk about, he took up a roster spot on the Celtics this year while adding almost nothing to the team, helping along O:FB. Good yob Shaq!

cgjid and I will be going to Orlando for the weekend to go to Disney World. We have been dating for a year and that is the trip she wanted to take. tp...I'd like to get a beer with you but she has our schedule jam packed. I'll be back in Orlando again though. What is your status on the summit? Its June, bro.

LeBron hate: I really think hate is too strong of a word and is typically over used. Cleveland aside, there was a lot of bad press on "The Decision", but rightfully so. I don't think anyone has too much of an issue with him leaving and going to Miami. I've heard people give him credit for the money going to the Boys and Girls Club. Stop it. He can cut a check to the Boys and Girls Club at anytime. He doesn't have to put himself on TV on primetime in front of millions of people for his big, "Look at me!" moment. The media keeps talking about hate, but rooting against a team is not the same as hate IMO. At the end of the day they have a really good team down there, they are favored and they will probably win the title, and mize is a frontrunner.

White Sox helped O:FB a little this past week...suite

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Beth said...

"I remembered it is Thursday"

Yeah, but do you know what day tomorrow is?

/Rebecca Black

Jugdish said...

wall

Blue said...

and we're back

Beth said...

Where were you?

Blue said...

over there

El Padrino said...

disney is awesome

Blue said...

more blake lively pics came out yesterday

totally her


chick likes to take pictures of herself nude

Beth said...

You're supposed to say "under there" so that I'd say "under wear?" and you could laugh at me for saying "underwear".

El Padrino said...

whens the summit again?

Blue said...

jug is going to propose at cinderella's castle?

Beth said...

"disney is awesome"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Well except for all those damn kids...

s

Blue said...

"disney is awesome"

fuck justin beiber

El Padrino said...

a true O:FB loss last night

Jugdish said...

whens the summit again?


weekend of sept 24

Blue said...

i think we should give it a catchy title

Jugdish said...

jug is going to propose at cinderella's castle?


negative

Blue said...

space mountain?

Blue said...

cmblue's cousin was proposed to at cinderella's castle

i guess it was a whole production.

now they hate each other

Blue said...

take her on space mountain jug..then in the dark you can cop a feel.

2nd base.

good work

tem said...

"u're supposed to say "under there" so that I'd say "under wear?" and you could laugh at me for saying "underwear"."

ok BNL

Beth said...

"jug is going to propose at cinderella's castle?

negative"


You should propose in "It's a Small World", then that can always be "your song".

El Padrino said...

At Least 4 Deaths after Tornado Strikes Massachusetts

O:FB

tem said...

"take her on space mountain jug..then in the dark you can cop a feel.

2nd base."


slow down. /jug

Beth said...

"ok BNL"

I figured someone would catch that reference.

El Padrino said...

"You should propose in "It's a Small World"

hey that's my favorite ride!

/ep

Beth said...

"hey that's my favorite ride!

/ep"


Funny.

tem said...

why doesn't the phone on my email have an empty trash button?

Keef said...

Because your phone is from 1996

Blue said...

you have a phone on your email?

Keef said...

Blue has bluebaldo chills again

Keef said...

I figured someone would catch that reference



But did you figure it would be tem?

Keef said...

Hsil watched bgas. yesterday for about 4 hours. Now she wants a kid

tem said...

"
Because your phone is from 1996"

i wish.

it is a droid. apparently you have to delete shit from your trash 1 by 1.

i have over 4000 emails in my trash...

Keef said...

Have your reader delete them

Keef said...

I'm watching the spelting bee right now. Negus please!

El Padrino said...

keef you see the phil ivey thing

tem said...

i threw my phone in the pool. should be able to lose the trashed emails that way.

Keef said...

keef you see the phil ivey thing



Yeah saw that the other day. I wonder what he's getting from it.

tem said...

free publicity

Do I Look Old? said...

"What is your status on the summit? "

cmtp still thinks i might have work related stuff in Texas that weekend. haven't booked a flight yet

El Padrino said...

a source at Warner Bros. said “Hangover III” is “all but a given.”

Keef said...

I bet these spelting bee kids are popular in school

Blue said...

"a source at Warner Bros. said “Hangover III” is “all but a given.”"

why not, you can keep recycling the same jokes over and over

Beth said...

"But did you figure it would be tem?"

Funny in that when I originally typed my comment it said: "I figured someone would catch that reference but I didn't expect it to be tem."

tem said...

tem loves bnl.

until their newest album. it sucked.

tem said...

and i recall the one before that being not so great as well.

Keef said...

Who doesn't love bnl

Keef said...

Well, mize doesn't

Spaceman Spiff said...

"a source at Warner Bros. said “Hangover III” is “all but a given.”"

hopefully teddy is not in it

Spaceman Spiff said...

TUF semifinal fights were good

tem said...

teddy part was dumb.

El Padrino said...

"Who doesn't love bnl"

had no clue what this was referring too until this :

"Well, mize doesn't"

Now i know it means bare naked ladies

Jugdish said...

TUF semifinal fights were good



yup....but cope needs to stop with the "WOOOOO!!!"

tem said...

he is rick flair

tem said...

or a choo choo train

Blue said...

or an idiot

El Padrino said...

The 17-year-old boy, identified only by his surname, “Zheng”, confessed to his mother that he had sold the kidney after spotting an online advertisement offering cash to anyone prepared to become an organ donor.

“I wanted to buy an iPad 2, but I didn’t have the money,” the boy told Shenzhen TV in the southern province of Guangdong, “When I surfed the internet I found an advert posted online by agent saying they were able to pay RMB20,000 to buy a kidney.” After negotiations, the boy travelled north to the city of Chenzhou in Hunan Province where the kidney was removed at a local hospital which discharged him after three days, paying a total of RMB22,000 for the organ.

fucking china

Blue said...

kid only needs one kidney anyway

tem said...

i'd sell my spare kidney for cash.

Blue said...

i'd give away my appendix for a couple thousand dollars

Blue said...

you never hear of appendix transplants though

El Padrino said...

times did a weekend piece on SG
probably gave him a massive boner

Contract the Gophers said...

funny thing about the BNL, radio only seems to play the songs by them I hate, like One Week and Million Dollars


The Old Apartment is grate

El Padrino said...

i'd sell my spare kidney for cash.

no you wouldnt

Blue said...

i wonder if death from a voluntary organ donation is covered under my life insurance?

El Padrino said...

Simmons is the most prominent sportswriter in America.

really?

Blue said...

i think they're using the word "writer" awful liberally

Keef said...

Spell graphorrhea

Jugdish said...

i'd sell my spare kidney for cash.


me too


/mize

tem said...

"i'd sell my spare kidney for cash.

no you wouldnt"

yes i would.

we've had this conversation before.

i'd do basically anything for enough cash.

kidney would probably cost you $20M.


doubt anyone would pay that much, but i'd sell it.

Keef said...

Of course tem would. He needs a new bed skirt

El Padrino said...

"i'd do basically anything for enough cash."

me too, except selling my organs or sucking cock

so not bascially anything i guess

tem said...

tem does not need a new bed skirt.

El Padrino said...

heres the article, it sucked

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeebus, kid takes a beating

teacher shots were nothing once those other dudes unloaded

El Padrino said...

what the hell was that shit

that would make kod cry

Keef said...

Holy crap

El Padrino said...

kod

Keef said...

I think that lady was one of the G.L.O.W. wrestlers

Spaceman Spiff said...

bob sanders looking rough

El Padrino said...

hilarious

El Padrino said...

General Mills shares downgraded as gains seen slim


tem eat more cheerios

Spaceman Spiff said...

more blake lively nudes

no doubt its her and other pics are real

Contract the Gophers said...

"kod"



yeah, I'm glad they are finally addressing the cocaine powder v. crack rock sentencing discrepancy


should have happened 20 years ago, but better late than never

H said...

Whether or not it is blake, girl is fucking smoking hot.

Contract the Gophers said...

"instead of war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me"



my favorite 2pac line

Spaceman Spiff said...

len bentley didnt get a spot on the TUF finale

noice

El Padrino said...

"yeah, I'm glad they are finally addressing the cocaine powder v. crack rock sentencing discrepancy"

funny thing about this, i've never met a non-violent drug addict or dealer

Blue said...

i have met a non-violent addict

2 of my uncles on my mom's side and an aunt

El Padrino said...

man her tits look huge in some of those pics

El Padrino said...

"i have met a non-violent addict

2 of my uncles on my mom's side and an aunt"

im talking about crack

Contract the Gophers said...

crack is the same as powder cocaine; there is nothing illegal in crack other than cocaine


weighing the entire rock is like how they weigh the blotter paper for LSD, it's dumb; it would be like including the weight of weed paraphernalia pipe/bong to the possession ticket

The real reason for the discrepancy is that poor inner city minorities tend to get caught with crack, while more affluent white people in suburbs tend to get caught with cocaine powder.

Contract the Gophers said...

For 1st offenses:

powder cocaine = rehab

crack = mandatory prison sentences for 10 years to life

Contract the Gophers said...

*For 1st offenses (personal use-non trafficking)

El Padrino said...

crack is cocaine?

no shit

wow i totally didnt know that

s

El Padrino said...

i think this new job kod was referring too was freeing non-violent drug offenders from prison sentences

Contract the Gophers said...

Rubio!


judging by your stats last season )6.5 ppg and sub 40% shooting), you'll fit in perfectly

Contract the Gophers said...

"no shit

wow i totally didnt know that

s"



Cue Uncle Joey

Keef said...

Goddman Pirates up 3-0 after 1/2 inning against the Mess

El Padrino said...

mets are terrible

Jugdish said...

6-0 now

Keef said...

4-0

Keef said...

6-0

Keef said...

Goddamn jug

Jugdish said...

they lost two runs, then got them back

Keef said...

Pagan is a pussy. 2 straight pitches just off the inside corner and he was bailing like they were at his head

El Padrino said...

oooo the p word

burn

Jugdish said...

Pryor's attorney: Nothing peculiar about his cars



what?

Keef said...

Pussy is no wussbag

El Padrino said...

leave pryor alone, hes black, you cant say stuff about black people without being racist

the white man is to blame here

/jason whitlock

Jugdish said...

he was just tressel's black work zorse

Keef said...

Tosu has a frosh qb who is better, anyway

Keef said...

7-0

El Padrino said...

thanks for showing up Pelfrey

El Padrino said...

if i were collins id leave him in as long as possible

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeebus, those teef

Beth said...

A female friend of mine emailed me this article and said, "we could all learn from this woman".

Exhibit 1 your Honor.

Jugdish said...

The Rockies were 17-8 in April and within a half-game of baseball's best record that month. In May, however, they were a half-game worse than everyone else, going just 8-20.

Spaceman Spiff said...

how is that evidence of anything other than her assaulting him

Jugdish said...

id like to examine that evidence


/lp

El Padrino said...

break up letter

Beth said...

"how is that evidence of anything other than her assaulting him"

Oh totally agree. I think his story of what happened is just as likely as hers.

Blue said...

"The Rockies were 17-8 in April and within a half-game of baseball's best record that month. In May, however, they were a half-game worse than everyone else, going just 8-20."

they were actually 8-21...it's the 3rd worst record in a month in team history

El Padrino said...

baseball is wacky

Blue said...

the only two worse was in their first season (1993) and I think 95

El Padrino said...

keef you got a met score for me now?

Jugdish said...

7-7


/keef

El Padrino said...

thanks

El Padrino said...

Groupon filed on Thursday to go public in what would be one of this year’s most high-profile IPOs.

Keef said...

keef you got a met score for me now?




I'm playing xbox

Beth said...

EP, we betting on the Mets-Braves series that starts tomorrow?

El Padrino said...

or we could just change my name now

Keef said...

Or you could wait 9 mo this to pay it off

Keef said...

Months

El Padrino said...

tomato/tomahtoe

Blue said...

when in rome

Blue said...

Mets 9

Pirate 7

El Padrino said...

shhh, bbrod

Beth said...

"Or you could wait 9 mo this to pay it off"

And then freeze it.

El Padrino said...

phew 9-8 final

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Shane Mosley asked his corner to stop his fight against Manny Pacquiao. They refused."

video

El Padrino said...

wussbag

Blue said...

dickwrecker

El Padrino said...

protests, nude

Blue said...

what are they protesting?

unsatisfaction?

El Padrino said...

dont know didnt read the article just thumbed threw* the pics

Jugdish said...

what are they protesting?



your face

tem said...

fucking pirates

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

overrated...clap...clap...clap,clap,clap


lots of yankees on this poll, as voted on by mlb players

Jugdish said...

i don't think a lot of those players are rated that high to begin with. unless they are talking most overpaid players

Blue said...

i think the players see pay as how they're rated

Jugdish said...

2 mess on that list

Blue said...

i thought it was interesting to see that a lot of players think Pujols is overrated

Keef said...

lots of yankees on this poll, as voted on by mlb players


If the all star game was today, ahik*, the yanks would have starters at C, 1b, 2b, ss, 3G, & cf

Keef said...

3b

Blue said...

and granderson and martin are the only 2 who deserve it

Keef said...

Not Cano?

Blue said...

no, not cano

Jugdish said...

no


/cmblue

Keef said...

2B in the AL is garbage

Blue said...

does anyone play that Qrank game on their phone

Jugdish said...

never heard of it

Blue said...

i had never heard of it either until i was reading one of those vacation articles


it's a trivia game like jeopardy

Blue said...

and i suck

Blue said...

but you can play against peeps, or with peeps i guess

Jugdish said...

do you have a screen name like words?

Jugdish said...

nothing for that on the android market...means we'll get in 6 months

Jugdish said...

peiz

Keef said...

There's no iPad app for it but I can DL the iPhone app

Contract the Gophers said...

but you can play against peeps, or with peeps i guess


cool, they have it on fb, I just joined.

Mize said...

"and mize is a frontrunner."

Erroneous!

H said...

"overrated...clap...clap...clap,clap,clap"

Cant disagree with anyone on that poll. actually surprised Pap isn't higher.

Contract the Gophers said...

finished second in my first game



damn

Mize said...

Keith's XBL avatar is a Mexican

Mize said...

"we've had this conversation before.

i'd do basically anything for enough cash."


Yes. I will literally do anything, if the price is right.

Keef said...

Futbol time?

H said...

"Yes. I will literally do anything, if the price is right."

I'm almost in the same boat. There are still a few things I would not do.

H said...

Watching The Wire. Again. Grate* show.

Mize said...

Keith ditched me

Do I Look Old? said...

"Keith ditched me"

peckerwrecker

Mize said...

I'm heading up north after work tomorrow. Gotta get some fishin' and relaxin' in.

H said...

Haven't had a smoke since Monday. This shit sucks.

Mize said...

The hardest part is not smoking while driving.

Contract the Gophers said...

are you still smoke free Meiz?

Mize said...

Yeah.

Mize said...

Again.

Mize said...

I started smoking at The Summit, quit, started again in winter, and quit again this spring. I really need to stay off that smoking so I can save some real money.

Keef said...

Keith ditched me



Yeah sorry. Cmk came home and I had to run to the store because the other car is in the shop

Mize said...

New TOTPM

Mize said...

"Yeah sorry. Cmk came home and I had to run to the store because the other car is in the shop"


All good.

Keef said...

Mine?

Keef said...

Haven't had a smoke since Monday. This shit sucks.



I bet it beats being broke and dying early

Mize said...

"Mine?"

Nope.

Keef said...

Lp's suck cock comment?

Mize said...

Or you could just look at the front page

Keef said...

Oic

H said...

Did Meiz just nominate himself for TOTPM?

Keef said...

Uh no

H said...

I misst it I guess

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