Thursday, June 23, 2011

I have not...

I have not spent more than 3 minutes reading Grantland.com.

I think Lp and Mize should share a room at the summit.

This is pretty funny. I like that he had the diversity training too, I'm sure it helped. "After I had the training I realized fags and fatties have feelings too." I have a friend who flies for Southwest, I'll check and see if it was him.

It was not.

LeBrontakes a sheet during half time at games...but then takes a shit in the 4th quarter.

This Friday night I'm going here to see these guys. On Saturday we have a group going to paintball, potentially our biggest group yet. If we have a group of 10 or more we can get our own referee and games go a lot quicker. In the past we've always had 8 or 9 tops, but we're looking at 15 for Saturday so we won't have to play with the walk ons.

OK, I guess I should work now.

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Jugdish said...

more on the southwest pilot, I asked my friend if he thought the diversity training would help and he said:

"Oh you mean the free trip to Montreal? I'm sure all the strip clubs with happy endings will really help!"

tem said...

"I think Lp and Mize should share a room at the summit."

0%

Beth said...

"0%"

It's june bro.

Jugdish said...

messed up story

Jugdish said...

sad

Jugdish said...

Dr. Van Nodstrom

tem said...

last two days at work:

office secretary had a stroke...paralyzed on right side of her body.

president of tax department had someone die in his family, he is at a funeral now.

COO's mother-in law is on her death bed.


bad things happen in 3s.

Jugdish said...

George: you're not a doctor!

Kramer: No, but he thinks I am and I'm not going to violate that trust!

Blue said...

running in this this weekend

it's going to suck

Jugdish said...

40 yard mud run? suite


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Jugdish said...

ive heard those races are fun

Blue said...

yeah, i think it will be a blast, but i'll probably feel like shit for a week after

Blue said...

at least it sounds a lot more fun than just going out and running a 10k or something

Jugdish said...

yeah 9 miles long is not easy

Beth said...

"running in this this weekend

it's going to suck"


That's crazy blue, I did the Warrior Dash but that was only 3 miles and no live electrical wires at the end. The mud parts and other obstacles will be a lot of fun though. Good luck.

Jugdish said...

did you lose a bet?

tem said...

tem is doing a 3.25mile mud run in september

Blue said...

yeah, the elevation thing is going to kill me, if it was all on flat ground i'd probably be all right.

but this was my goal for this year was to be able to run this, so...we'll see maybe i can go back to being fat and lazy afterwards

tem said...

9mi? fuck that. that would take me 4 hours.

Blue said...

the one in Houston is next January, and Atlanta has one in February

Jugdish said...

can you post a video of you running through the live wires?

Jugdish said...

its cold in houston in january...at least it would seem to cold to be running through those water obstacles

Blue said...

yeah, i was not told it was 9 miles long and 4500 feet in elevation change when I agreed to this

Blue said...

"its cold in houston in january...at least it would seem to cold to be running through those water obstacles"

yeah, for whatever reason they actually like to run this in the winter in most places...guess it makes it more brutal

Jugdish said...

do they have a wussbag mudder?


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Beth said...

"the one in Houston is next January, and Atlanta has one in February"

If it wasn't for the electrical wires I'd be tempted to do it, but those scare the hell out of me.

ns

Jugdish said...

i can't imagine they'd be any worse than a bee sting

tem said...

yeah i have no concept of how much 10,000 volts is.

tem said...

sounds like a lot.

in movies people get shocked to hell by car batteries. thye must be less than 10k volts.

Jugdish said...

a static shock can be as high as 20,ooo volts

Beth said...

Well I'd read some reviews a few months ago of people who went through it and some people said it knocked them to the ground. Although I'm sure that's not common.

Blue said...

I highly doubt any of them are 10K volts

Jugdish said...

20,000


wft

tem said...

"I highly doubt any of them are 10K volts"

website says so. it must be true if it is on the interwebs

tem said...

i've gotten a static shock before that almost knocked me down.

i think it made my heart skip some beats too.

Beth said...

Video of the electrical wires.

I think the lesson here is run fast and don't trip.

Jugdish said...

typical taser is around 50,000 volts. you also have to consider wattage and current, and I'm sure on those live wires both of those are very low.

i imagine the people who got knocked down were surprised (and shocked)

Blue said...

yeah, from what i just looked up (because i'm not an engineer) the amperage is what matters in a shock.

so if it's really high voltage and low amps then it will only sting a little bit

Blue said...

at least that's what i'm telling myself

Beth said...

I wouldn't worry about the wires if I were you blue, no way you'll make it that far on the course anyway.

s

Blue said...

that's probably true

tem said...

after 9 miles the shocks might get your heart working again.

Jugdish said...

blue should run the course backwards. start with the live wires and get it out of the way. then later on when ou're running by the leaders...they will think you already finished the course and are running it again.

tem said...

the expected time to complete is like 2hr 30min. the obstacles must not take that long to do.

Beth said...

"the expected time to complete is like 2hr 30min. the obstacles must not take that long to do"

Funny in that I thought the opposite. Say the average pure runner does 10 minute miles - you'd be done with 9 miles in an hour and a half. So that's an extra hour for the obstacles.

I wear white pants said...

fuck this shit

Jugdish said...

blue could pay someone to run it for him

Jugdish said...

fuck this shit, i'd get my white pants dirty


fixed

tem said...

"So that's an extra hour for the obstacles."

yeah, but aren't there 24 obstacles?

that's less than 3 min per obstacle

tem said...

thankfully for all the lawyers in ATL beth thinks 3 minutes is a long time.

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Blue said...

most obstacles take a minute or so

for me it's all the walking and resting that will make it more like 3 hours

I wear white pants said...

cunty mc cuntstein is back

tem said...

she can't get enough of your white pants

tem said...

"most obstacles take a minute or so"

then they aren't as long as i thought they were. i thought it would be like running through 300 yards of mud up to your waist.

or crawling 500 yards in a muddy pipe.

tem said...

or climbing a 700yd high wall

tem said...

i'm just making numbers up now

Jugdish said...

buck foston

Beth said...

"yeah, but aren't there 24 obstacles?

that's less than 3 min per obstacle"


Don't confuse me with numbers tem.

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP,

"real belief in the Kemba camp that if he doesn't go to the Kings at 7, he could be there for Knicks at 17"

I wear white pants said...

EP,

"real belief in the Kemba camp that if he doesn't go to the Kings at 7, he could be there for Knicks at 17"

doubt it, would take it

I wear white pants said...

WASHINGTON (AP) - For the first time, minorities make up a majority of babies in the U.S., part of a sweeping race change and growing age divide between mostly white, older Americans and predominantly minority youths that could reshape government policies.

Preliminary census estimates also show the share of African-American households headed by women - made up of mostly single mothers - now exceeds African-American households with married couples, a sign of declining U.S. marriages overall but also continuing challenges for black youths without involved fathers.

Spaceman Spiff said...

vegas baby, vegas

gonna experience some keef style weather, 108 today

I wear white pants said...

nice, have fun

I wear white pants said...

you guys sign the Vin Scully petition?

I wear white pants said...

T, Ike could be out for the year

I wear white pants said...

petition

started by the Stache guy

tem said...

fuck vin scully.

if he wanted to announce a world series he should have tried to get a job at fox.


he got to announce one before. that's enough.

tem said...

where is gus johnson's petition?

I wear white pants said...

Francis from The Departed captured yesterday

did anyone mention that

I wear white pants said...

cant wait for keef's running diary Monday

I wear white pants said...

remember the 1999 shooting with diddy and jlo and Shyne took the rap for diddy, yeah he's a jew now

tem said...

i do not remember that

Keef said...

Francis from The Departed captured yesterday

did anyone mention that




Yes

I wear white pants said...

you wouldnt

Keef said...

cant wait for keef's running diary Monday


Of what?

Keef said...

douchers

I wear white pants said...

cant wait for keef's running diary Monday


Of what?


BET Awards, duh

Jugdish said...

BET Awards, duh


sounds like a mize spot start is in order for that runny diary

I wear white pants said...

football cops is awesome

Keef said...

"BET Awards, duh"


umm

Jugdish said...

douchers



eli should grow a stache like that

I wear white pants said...

"BET Awards, duh"


umm

ha

Blue said...

blue had a stache like that for moustache madness

I wear white pants said...

why didnt you post pics

Blue said...

i did

Jugdish said...

on cmlp's facebook wall

I wear white pants said...

i dont have time for that shit

Keef said...

"why didnt you post pics"

jesus

Keef said...

Tim Thomas said on Rome that the bar tab pic that's been circulating is blown out of proportion. He said that the $100k bottle was given to them, so their tab was a lot lower

Keef said...

Spiff
Jay Mohr in the jungle tomorrow

Blue said...

spiff will be in vejas

I wear white pants said...

A former IT manager for a company in Baltimore, MD, has simultaneously become a convicted criminal and a workplace hero everywhere after it was revealed that he spent two years hacking into his former employer and saving us all from boredom by swapping out PowerPoint presentations with hardcore pornography.

Spaceman Spiff said...

yea gonna miss mohr show, also might miss UFC and USA/meh-hee-ko this weekend

Spaceman Spiff said...

T minus 20 minutes

I wear white pants said...

could you give us some dat and dem links to keep us satiated

Jugdish said...

dat dong


/lp

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Keef said...

There's gotta be better ways to spend money

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat wiggle

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat gif

Blue said...

i like dat

Insufferable Weasel said...

well done spiff

tem said...

spiff is like a 10 time LOV all star

Jugdish said...

don't forget my gems


/lp

Blue said...

remember, meiz keeps this place from falling apart

I wear white pants said...

A Taiwanese blogger is going to jail for 30 days and paying NT$200,000 (about US$6,930) after she wrote a negative review of a Taichung beef noodle restaurant back in 2008.

I wear white pants said...

Irving, some lithuanian

cavs picks

Blue said...

that lithuanian dude is going to pull a rubio, he's under contract for like 4 more years and his buyout is huge

I wear white pants said...

south boston looks fun, not whiskey tango at all

I wear white pants said...

that lithuanian dude is going to pull a rubio, he's under contract for like 4 more years and his buyout is huge

ladies and gentleman the Cleveland Cavaliers!!!

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!

Jugdish said...

bike crash

I wear white pants said...

nice job old lady

Jugdish said...

a dude in my softball league just posted this:

"Barring any more rain & my team not making the playoffs this could be my last game tonight. If our season gets extended one more week, great! If not, its been a really great ride and I've made lots of great friends over the years & had lots of great memories on the field & played along side many great players. I will miss all of it. Thanks guys for being such great team mates & opposition!"


we play in a coed beer league. my team regularly brings beer and jello shots to the games. he is a tad bit too serious.

Keef said...

would your coed team beat tem's coed team?

I wear white pants said...

"we play in a coed beer league. my team regularly brings beer and jello shots to the games. he is a tad bit too serious."

we lost alot of good men out there

Jugdish said...

we lost alot of good men out there

good one

I wear white pants said...

Riggleman resigned

I wear white pants said...

WFT

I wear white pants said...

congrats on Stephen Jackson meiz

I wear white pants said...

Milwaukee have agreed in principle to a three-team trade with the Sacramento Kings and the Charlotte Bobcats that will put shooting guard Stephen Jackson in a Bucks uniform, multiple sources said Thursday.

The Bucks will get Jackson and Charlotte's Shaun Livingston, Sacramento's Beno Udrih and the 19th pick from the Bobcats in Thursday night's draft, while Charlotte obtains the No. 7 pick from Sacramento and forward Corey Maggette from Milwaukee.

The Kings will get guard John Salmons from Milwaukee and the 10th pick in the draft. Charlotte will hold onto the No. 9 pick.

Keef said...

maybe I'll do a runny diary of the BET awards, but act like I'm LP

I wear white pants said...

bet awards was a yoke*

I wear white pants said...

the j is silent

Jugdish said...

would your coed team beat tem's coed team?


i don't know...depends on how much we drink i guess

Jugdish said...

we would intentionally walk tem though

Blue said...

of course you would

and he'd go to 2nd

Blue said...

rockies pitcher balked in a run last night

ended up being the difference in the game


fucking idiot forgot what pitch he was throwing in the middle of his windup so he just stopped.

Jugdish said...

Lp

I wear white pants said...

piece

Keef said...

"we would intentionally walk tem though"


tem sits on the bench

Jugdish said...

tem sits on the bench


i know what that's like

/mize

Jugdish said...

saw a billboard the other night that said "WTF!" in really big letters, then underneath in small letters it said "wow, that's fantastic"

Mize said...

"I think Lp and Mize should share a room at the summit."


It'd be the party room.

Mize said...

"congrats on Stephen Jackson meiz"


I like the trade.

Keef said...

It'd be the party room

Kod would be the only other person interested in that type of party

kod said...

wohoo, what a day!


Horoscope/Tarot said I would be lucky in games of chance this week.

Parlayed that into a trip to the Little 6 casino with dad and grandma today, with grandma funding $100 in gambling money

Found a machine giving off a good vibe, spent 3 hours battling for my $100.

lost

Had $20 of my own money left; couldn't leave. Threw the $20 in there, a few spins later hit the second biggest kod jackpot in history (and the biggest in the US....didn't quite top the $1500 roulette win in Puerto Rico, but came damn close)

wohoo

Keef said...

Nice work, kodiak

Mize said...

Vin Scully sucks

Keef said...

Scully > than Uecker

Mize said...

LP's links always take for fucking ever to load

Mize said...

Not gonna hurt my feelings. I just don't think Scully does a particularly good job. And he's boring.

Keef said...

Dijon pork chops tonight

Keef said...

I could* care less about Vin, really

kod said...

ya know, Bomani does a really good job on ATH


never get a chance to watch it usually, but caught the last few shows here. good stuff....reminds me of Kid Kelly (SBTB fans and fans of his 80s centric radio show might remember him)

kod said...

but what a voice for radio; plus, he's entertaining


never really gave a second thought to his material before this week; now I get Meiz' Bomani love, dude is really fucking good (ns)

Keef said...

Hey, Bo is MY bitch

/mize

Mize said...

See?

You should give the show a listen. It's fucking great.

Keef said...

Cavs took a Canadian

Keef said...

According to the National Enquirer, the interview is set to be filmed after Simpson confessed he killed the pair in self-defense to a producer from inside prison.
“He told the producer: ‘Tell Oprah that yes, I did it. I killed Nicole, but it was in self-defense. She pulled a knife on me and I had to defend myself.’
“O.J. said he went home and kept getting angrier and angrier and worked himself into an absolute rage.”
Simpson allegedly told the producer he ‘didn’t like the way she treated me in front of the kids at the restaurant. I didn’t like that she was routinely having guys have sex with her at her condo with the kids there.
‘I went over there to give her a piece of my mind.’
When he arrived and no one answered at the house, he started pounding the door and shouting.
The door allegedly then swung open and Nicole was standing there with a kitchen knife in her hand.
‘O.J. told the producer, “she was yelling go away! Go away! And waving the knife around at me. At one point she was lunging at me with the knife and I was just trying to talk to her. Nicole stepped out of the apartment - slashing the knife in the air.
“I was in such a rage that something just snapped. I couldn’t take her constant taunting of me with other men or her using drugs and drinking while my kids were living with her. I went beserk.
“Before I knew what I was doing I took the knife away from Nicole and started slashing at her. I cut her over and over again until she was lifeless. I was shocked at my own anger - I had killed the woman I had loved for so long..”‘
He allegedly went on to tell the producer he also knifed Ron Goldman in self-defense as he tried to attack Simpson when he turned up at the home soon after and spotted Nicole’s body on the floor.

Mize said...

Thanks, Rev.

Keef said...

Say goodbye to Ron Artest and HELLOOOO to Metta World Peace ... Mr. Metta World Peace to you.
Yes, Ron is going the way of Cassius Clay, Lew Alcindor and Chad Johnson.  Ron's filed a petition in L.A. County Superior Court to change his name to -- World Peace.

Keef said...

Too many foreigners being drafted

Mize said...

I wish I would have snapped up Tiger '12 yesterday. That would be much better to play online.

Mize said...

"Too many foreigners being drafted"

This is what happens with a terrible draft class.

Mize said...

The Bucks will take either Kyle Singler or Jon Leuer.

Keef said...

I didn't get it because I have it on my iPad and I've already maxed all the attributes and it's boring now

Keef said...

I don't get why a guy like Kemba Walker is picked so low. Do these guys not look at college stats?

Keef said...

Let's pick a really black guy from Congo who will average 3pt, 5 boards, and 4 blocks per game over a guy who will average 20-25 ppg

Keef said...

Fear the Jimmer!!!

Todd Packer said...

jimmer time

Keef said...

Wait, so Sacto gets that pick?

Todd Packer said...

why put on the bucks hat?

Keef said...

Clay is such a gay name

Keef said...

Klay is even gayer

Keef said...

Don't tell Clay Matthews I said that

Mize said...

Because the trade isn't official

Mize said...

Jimmer wouldn't even come work out for the Bucks.

ns

Keef said...

The sports center commercial about soccer flopping is grate

Keef said...

6'6", 193 lbs? Jesus

Todd Packer said...

"The sports center commercial about soccer flopping is grate"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mize said...

I haven't seen that commercial

Todd Packer said...

the ice cube coors light commercial is terrible

Keef said...

soccer commercial

Insufferable Weasel said...

Is that deal for Tiger '12 done already?

Keef said...

Yeah it's dead

Mize said...

"Is that deal for Tiger '12 done already?"

A deal a day, holmes.

Keef said...

Haha, go Kniss!

Todd Packer said...

shumpert?

Keef said...

Yep

Todd Packer said...

fat dude in the green Knicks jersey made me laugh

Keef said...

That was LP

Todd Packer said...

too tall for ep

Mize said...

"fat dude in the green Knicks jersey made me laugh"


Knicks fans are idiots.

Sorry, TP.

Mize said...

But FTR, TP is clearly not a typical NY sports fan.

Todd Packer said...

I guess I'm glad the Knicks didn't draft the Seminole

Insufferable Weasel said...

"But FTR, TP is clearly not a typical NY sports fan."

True. I can tolerate TP's views.

Mize said...

Singleton >>>>>

Keef said...

But FTR, TP is clearly not a typical NY sports fan.


Yeah not living in that dump is key

Mize said...

Bucks gonna pick Marshon Brooks.

Todd Packer said...

"But FTR, TP is clearly not a typical NY sports fan."

I hate most NY fans too.... tons of douche Yankee fans down here in Florida

Todd Packer said...

cmtp bought plane tickets to cm for October... might hurt my summit chances. 4 tickets = $1100

Todd Packer said...

dropped my phone in the parking lot today... shattered my case but the phone survived. thought for sure I cracked the screen

kod said...

$1100?


suck it IRS



kod

Mize said...

"cmtp bought plane tickets to cm for October... might hurt my summit chances. 4 tickets = $1100"


If TP bails, LP MUST go. He has not a single solitary option.

Todd Packer said...

did spiff say where he is staying in Vegas?

kod said...

fuck, forgot about the draft.......did Kahn get some beans con magic?

Todd Packer said...

"If TP bails, LP MUST go. He has not a single solitary option."

I'm still optimistic

kod said...

today I learnt $1110 is the magic number for the IRS


good thing didn't apply in Rico del Puerto


*I changed think to thing, so not fake drunk tem

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