Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Forgot it was Wednesday

Which means nothing to anyone else

Mavericks didn't win last night, Tom Cruise is heart broken. John McCain is worried. Sarah Palin is off riding her motorcylce.

I'd have sex with Sarah Palin. I've never said that about a presedential candidate before.

"I have" (Obama)

/meiz

The rockies continue to suck...but hey Tulo is 2nd in the NL in All-star balloting...great. You know it's awful when I decided to just go to bed as opposed to watch the end of the game last night.

Some french open action is going on. I enjoy listening to the chicks grunt.

I watched that movie "Easy A" because people told me it was funny. I will not listen to them anymore.

Thrashers are moving to Winnipeg. Funny story, when i was a university student we used to drive up to Canada for ski trips, and always ran into guys (never girls) that were from Winnipeg and they always talked about how someday they'd have another NHL team. Kind of like how Los Angelians talk about having another NFL team someday (eteo). Anyway, we'd always clown them, but who is laughing now, eh?

Ok so that wasn't haha funny, but who gives a shit.

Since we have a bunch of Big-10welve fans here, not that tOSU is going to suck and probably be on probation for like eleventy years, who is tne new favorite to win the first big-10welve championship game? I'm going with Nebraska.

164 comments:

tem said...

serious question....is winnepeg going to stay in the same division atlanta was?

it is kind of far away to be in the east.


their travel budget will bankrupt them.

El Padrino said...

atlanta sucks

tem said...

"I watched that movie "Easy A" because people told me it was funny. "


tem refuses to watch movies that are about girls sleeping with people and/or pretending to if the movie is rated PG-13.


same with any movie that purports to be showing some celeb nekkid. like that portman one set in like knight times. they show her in the previews hopping into a lake or some shit in her bikinni, popular during those times sure. in any case. i bet that's all the portman you see because the movie was pg-13

tem said...

fucking cock teases of movies

tem said...

michigan will win the first big twelevenen

tem said...

saw hangover 2 last night.

i lauged 2 or 3 times.

i was shocked by what i saw 2 or 3 times.


not good enough stats to spend 9.50 to see.

Blue said...

temhio version of hangover 1 wasn't very good though either

Contract the Gophers said...

"Ep thought the song Ironic by Alanis Morrisette was the one about the guy who played Uncle Joey on Full House. So Cue Uncle Joey is saying something is ironic, even though that is not the right song."


I only knew a part of that origin; that's alsome!!

Contract the Gophers said...

"But he is like pint sized. That would make us bullies."


I aitched at the punching thread; I'm on record for hoping *not to get punched in the face in Austin

actually, that is my #2 goal for the trip (goal #1 being not to get too too too intoxicated...like to the point of puking, spinning or passing out)

El Padrino said...

keef i can overnight it if you want

ns

no clue how much that is
it will be slimey from the condensation once it starts to defrost but remember it's cooked already, its a smoked sausage so just rinse it off, pat it dry and grill that bitch up or refrigerate for an hour

El Padrino said...

(goal #1 being not to get too too too intoxicated...like to the point of puking, spinning or passing out)


100% happening

Jugdish said...

not good enough stats to spend 9.50 to see.


I paid $5...matinee...I was good with that purchase

El Padrino said...

ok old man

El Padrino said...

i had a rough commute in, bacon is the answer

Blue said...

you just have bacon in your cubicle?

El Padrino said...

no i have to go out and make a mexican fix me a bacon egg sammich

Jugdish said...

ok old man


actually it was the 9:30 AM show on monday and I had a giant vodka and red bull on the way to the theater

El Padrino said...

then come back and eat it

El Padrino said...

"actually it was the 9:30 AM show on monday and I had a giant vodka and red bull on the way to the theater"

not weird at all

Jugdish said...

no i have to get my bacon shipped to me


fixed

Beth said...

"no i have to get my bacon shipped to me"

Just make sure it's frozen first.

El Padrino said...

i boat* it monday, froze it immediately so shit is gonna be fresh smelling

gonna knock a bitch down, it smells just as is in fridge of wonderful smokey garlic

Blue said...

i imagine EP opening up a drawer at his desk which just has a bunch of cooked bacon

Jugdish said...

not weird at all


im not too big on going to the movies. would rather go when its cheaper and not interfering with my nights. besides, my brother and his wife had a sitter for their kid that morning, so i tagged along with them

Jugdish said...

Lp

Blue said...

"LP"


allow me to retort

Jugdish said...

pippen dunk...in you face dunk with a little trash talking on the court. doesn't need to be pounding his chest or barking at the crowd.

Jugdish said...

the pippen dunk also summarizes the bulls vs knicks in the 90s...unlike the starks dunk.

Blue said...

but starks dunked on the best player of all-time

and left handed

El Padrino said...

relax you had jordan

Blue said...

and in the half court

and he's 6'2

Blue said...

and he's heterosexual

Jugdish said...

5 jordans beat 5 starks


/mize

Blue said...

blake lively has some nude cell phone pics out there. i'm not going to link them because i'm lazy and this is not the place for nudity


supposedly she says they are fake, but looks a lot like her to me

Blue said...

5 starks beat 5 pippens though

Blue said...

and even if they are fake, this fake chick has an awesome body

Blue said...

socks in the greater indianapolis area are on high alert

Blue said...

fine you guys talked me into it

nsfw, probably

El Padrino said...

i hate pippen

Blue said...

i too hate pippen


even jordan hates pippen and jordan doesn't hate anyone

El Padrino said...

didnt think her tits were that big naked

El Padrino said...

awesome bod whether her or not like blue said

thanks blue

El Padrino said...

i check that site daily

Blue said...

yep, that's the only celebsite i visit

El Padrino said...

bad economic numbers today

El Padrino said...

marmol was grate last night

El Padrino said...

jesus

El Padrino said...

speaking of palin, she's here

ns

her one nation bus is outside my building

Blue said...

bone her


you've got the chance

Spaceman Spiff said...

GIF of the day

dont look at the chick on the right tho, she somehow distracts you from looking at the good part

Spaceman Spiff said...

lively pics look legit, why did her PR team say they are fake instead of saying they are not her, they are implying someone photoshopped pics of her?

how can they sue if they are not her?

Spaceman Spiff said...

thought tem's pryor 350Z comment was a joke, what an idiot

Blue said...

"thought tem's pryor 350Z comment was a joke, what an idiot"

like i said, it's like he doesn't want to play college football anymore

Spaceman Spiff said...

so dallas wants to forget how to shoot now, nice

Contract the Gophers said...

even jordan hates pippen and jordan doesn't hate anyone


Well, pippen sucks in many ways; but Jordan hates everyone, he just masks it well

Blue said...

yeah, the "jordan doesn't hate anyone" comment was (s)

not the part about hating pippen though

Contract the Gophers said...

"Apparently if I charge people $1 to lunch me in the face, I'd be a rich man. Amazing what Facebook can teach you..."



H, I hope you appreciate how much restraint it took to avoid making a bukakke joke there on your fb wall

Keef said...

I'm rocking a bolo tie for the funeral today

El Padrino said...

no you aint

Keef said...

O yes I are

Keef said...

My grandpa always wore them so all the guys are wearing one of his

El Padrino said...

well thats nice

Keef said...

I couldn't figure out how to tie the knot, though

Blue said...

bolotie.com

Beth said...

"My grandpa always wore them so all the guys are wearing one of his"

Ok, that is very cool. ns

Blue said...

tulo was taken first in the ESPN franchise draft?


are you kidding me?

El Padrino said...

whats with the girl with the dragon tattoo hype

Blue said...

she's marrying tem in november

Blue said...

kim k, pregnant

El Padrino said...

im ending my life now

H said...

"serious question....is winnepeg going to stay in the same division atlanta was?"

Article I read last night said that they are not realigning divisions, so Winnipeg will continue to play in the southeast division. That is gonna kill them.

H said...

"I hope you appreciate how much restraint it took to avoid making a bukakke joke"

::skirt steak::

H said...

Those pictures do look a lot like Blake...

Blue said...

"Article I read last night said that they are not realigning divisions, so Winnipeg will continue to play in the southeast division. That is gonna kill them."


they'll realign after next season, too late in the game to try and re-align right now

Contract the Gophers said...

"they'll realign after next season, too late in the game to try and re-align right now"


I hope so, but I wouldn't count on it; MN is still lumped in with Vancover, Edmonton, Calgary and Colorado.

Contract the Gophers said...

they should have

Winnipeg, Minni, Chi, Det, St. Louis; Toronto can join if they want



basically, they should just bring back the Norris Division circa 1980s

Contract the Gophers said...

Toronto probably wants to be in with the Canadiens though

Blue said...

what about calgary

Blue said...

don't forget the flames

tem said...

el pad,

if i had 95,000 shares of DRE how much could i borrow against it on margin?

El Padrino said...

giant shrimp

which makes the name shrimp even more uncle joey

kind of like jumbo shrimp

El Padrino said...

"if i had 95,000 shares of DRE how much could i borrow against it on margin?"

intial REGT is 50%

then you'd have to maintain it at 30% at a brokerage house if you had an account

El Padrino said...

WBC expanded to 28 countries/teams

god damn french with a team is hilarity

El Padrino said...

wbc news

tem said...

anyway to get more than 50%?

El Padrino said...

yea 70%, once you post intial margin of 50% (you have to pay for the trade) you have to maintain 30% of the total market value, giving you a 70% loan on the security

who do you have an account with?

tem said...

i don't have an account.

boss people here have the aforementioned dre shares and were thinking of borrowing on them.

thanks for the info.

El Padrino said...

ok, cuz some brokerage houses charge 35% maintenence

Do I Look Old? said...

"Ok, that is very cool. ns"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

shaq retiring

H said...

"shaq retiring"

Does this surprise anyone?

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

Lp

Jugdish said...

tjw and zeke were the same person

El Padrino said...

I said I said it was the best of times and the the and the worst of time

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP loves commercials involving cock

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'd love to see him try TV on an unconventional studio show (not a typical one)"

eltardo using your shtick EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

eltardo using your shtick EP

whatchu talking bout willis

tem said...

whatchu talking bout willis (gary coleman voice talking to the brother on different strokes)


fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

vacation article

Blue said...

i don't take vacation because i'm afraid of all i'd miss on LOV

El Padrino said...

i get 5 weeks vaca, take every day of it

tem said...

i get 3 weeks. i take 5.

tem said...

not really.

El Padrino said...

man this bieber kid is pshyched about hitting skins for the first time

El Padrino said...

kim k not pregnant

tem said...

"man this bieber kid is pshyched about hitting skins for the first time"


what?

Jugdish said...

lp is a beiber fan

tem said...

apparently.

i did not know he liked the beiber kid.

Jugdish said...

what?



is it some form of dapping?

Keef said...

He is pshyched

Jugdish said...

Meizber

El Padrino said...

"apparently.

i did not know he liked the beiber kid."

I Dont, hate that lil fuck, but he's all over the web with the lil girl from disney

Jugdish said...

I Dont, hate that lil fuck, but he's all over the web with the lil girl from disney



El Pabeiber

Keef said...

Their* the same height

Blue said...

meiz is going to be telling us how great beibs is very soon

Blue said...

he's the next JT


/meiz

El Padrino said...

shaq retiring makes me feel old for some reason

Jugdish said...

i felt the same way when larry king retired

/tp

tem said...

Beiber is doing dora the explora?

El Padrino said...

dat ass

Beth said...

"I Dont, hate that lil fuck, but he's all over the web with the lil girl from disney"

LP, you misused punctuation again. I don't think you meant to put that first comma in there...

El Padrino said...

right

i did not

Blue said...

yes you did

you hate that lil fuck

Beth said...

Now don't explain the joke to him blue.

Contract the Gophers said...

"i get 5 weeks vaca, take every day of it"




I usually take around 5 of my 7.5 weeks each year

since we don't have short term disability, I always make sure to have the maximum allowance of vacay in the bank in case of emergency

Jugdish said...

I usually take around 5 of my 7.5 weeks each year


i get 4 weeks a year (6 hours per pay period) i usually have 3-4 weeks on the books because i don't take a lot. I have three day weekends every week, so that helps with a lot of weekend trips.

H said...

Tornado watch in effect here until 8 p.m. EDT. Unusual for New England.

Blue said...

"Now don't explain the joke to him blue"


he's still trying to figure it out

El Padrino said...

i got it the first time

Blue said...

got what?

El Padrino said...

if the comma isnt there looks like i mean i dont hate that lil fuck, which i do

Blue said...

blue is going to bid on this

Blue said...

i won't win the auction, but at least I can say I bid on it

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

this is funny


because it's true

Mize said...

I'm not mad at Beibs

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem,

GSP vs DIAZ Oct 29th UFC 137

H said...

I'm gonna kill someone.

Do I Look Old? said...

"I'm gonna kill someone."

peckerwrecker

tem said...

Hopefully the gsp fight doesn't go to decision. Should be a good fight.

tem said...

I'm wondering who is getting jones in 3 months. I bet machida b/c rampage hurt his hand.

H said...

These storms are insane!

tem said...

Whatever, damn new englander doesn't know what a storm is / joplin residents

Keef said...

It's really woendy in Bahston

H said...

We don't usually have storms and sustained tornados like this

Spaceman Spiff said...

"I'm wondering who is getting jones in 3 months. I bet machida b/c rampage hurt his hand.'

correct, dana said rampage if healthy, machida if not

H said...

Jebus this game is gonna give me a heart attack

Spaceman Spiff said...

lol boston, fucking pathetic

Do I Look Old? said...

huge goal... no OT

H said...

unfuckingbelievable

Spaceman Spiff said...

thats not on thomas, cant stop every shot

H said...

"lol boston, fucking pathetic"

Suddenly Spiff knows hockey.

Keef said...

Tornados and Canucks. Grate night for O:FB

H said...

I can't believe that just happened.

Keef said...

I have no idear what happened but I love it

Do I Look Old? said...

"thats not on thomas, cant stop every shot"

yes he can

/lightning after game 7

Do I Look Old? said...

"I have no idear what happened but I love it"

bruins got dapped with 18 seconds left

Keef said...

Fantastic

Keef said...

Mize, what is your xbox ID?

Mize said...

"Mize, what is your xbox ID?"


Tha Meiz

Keef said...

Sent a request

H said...

Tommy John surgery for Dice-K

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