Friday, June 24, 2011

China chicks are ugly

Draft happened. It was a pretty weak draft, on the surface. Who kows maybe there are soe jems* in it. The real winner was Markief and MArcus's momma. She done has two rich sons now. $50 says they went to Red Lobster to celebrate after.

I wanted the Knicks to get Faried to help Stout on the boards but they picked a defensive guard in Shumpert. A bit surprising but not terrible. All the sexy picks were gone plus after about 8 or 9 this draft is a crapshoot. They did get that big dude from Kentucky who had a nice tourney. Harrelson. So that's good. Doubt he can run the flow* though. He looks slow.

I think the Stache wants to fire me. Ever been fired from a non-paying job?

It's summer you know. That happened on Tuesday. My favorite thing about summer is doing stuff. I like doing stuff. By the water. And sand. I don't mind sand. Although it gets everywhere.

I'm actively searching for a new yob*. No the grass is NOT always greener but the pay sometimes is. I want to be out of this business by 40 and plan to have made a significant amount of money to be able to get out, take a breath then go onto something else. No way you can be in this industry more than 40 years like the people before me. Too exhausting. With all the regualtions and constant scrutiny and the way you are pressured daily it's just too much. I started when I was 19. I'm already tired and the worst part is I like what I do subject matter wise and am really good at it. But these are all banks now, gone are the true broker dealer days.

Gays.

194 comments:

Beth said...

"Gays"

Is that a mating call?

Jugdish said...

I think the Stache wants to fire me. Ever been fired from a non-paying job?



yes

/kramer

Jugdish said...

I think the Stache wants to fire me.


details?

Insufferable Weasel said...

"It's summer you know."

Not in Brazil.

/Spiff

Blue said...

being portuguese H should know it's not summer in Brasil

Insufferable Weasel said...

Brazil is not Portugal.

Blue said...

but they speak portuguese, so it's the same

El Padrino said...

"Gays"

Is that a mating call?

check the tags

El Padrino said...

"details?"

i dont listen

El Padrino said...

and he replaced one of my posts without telling me

El Padrino said...

hef got a new chick

kod said...

I loved the portugal-South America running joke on Arrested Development


it does sound like it should be in SA

Blue said...

obviously H doesn't watch arrested development

Mize said...

"i don't care...just think he is an idiot."

Because he chooses to do whatever the entire fuck he wants to? sounds pretty suite to me.

El Padrino said...

“I’m kind of shocked, really,” she said. “I’m not quite processing it all quite yet. I’ve been crying a lot.”

- neighbor of whitey

stop it

Blue said...

ep,

Iman Shumpert = Renaldo Balkman

Blue said...

good to see zeke is back calling the shots

Mize said...

"stop it"

Dude, these people have all had the wool pulled over their eyes by these gangsters. It's amazing what people will overlook in exchange for a few small favors. You, Mr Bankerman, should know that.

Mize said...

"Iman Shumpert = Renaldo Balkman"


Blue was on the tweeters.com last night

Mize said...

"@darrenrovell-
UFC's Dana White moved from Boston to Vegas in the early 90s after he was chased out by captured criminal "Whitey" Bulger (USA Today)"

Mize said...

I'm gonna get pretty drunk today.

El Padrino said...

Iman Shumpert = Renaldo Balkman

shumpert is a gaurd

tem said...

"I think the Stache wants to fire me. Ever been fired from a non-paying job?"


you seriously still write for them?

El Padrino said...

a true guard not some "can play all 4 position guard"

El Padrino said...

i havent drank since tuesday, i think thats why i feel like shit

tem said...

"They did get that big dude from Kentucky who had a nice tourney. Harrelson."

is he mildly retarded or does he just look it?

kod said...

"I'm gonna get pretty drunk today."


seconded; working on a fun little 4 day bender here

tem said...

how much money does el pad need to get out of the business?

el pad should move to the midwest if the fast pace of NYC is too much for him.

El Padrino said...

"how much money does el pad need to get out of the business?"

no idea, 100K in cash is a good start not including retirement savings

el pad should move to the midwest if the fast pace of NYC is too much for him."

your reader read that wrong

who said nyc is too fast paced? I'm talking the industry im in.

Blue said...

"shumpert is a gaurd"

no shit


I mean that he was a reach for a guy who can't play a lick of offense


exactly like Renaldo Balkman

El Padrino said...

oh well yeah, like i said they say he can defend

which they did technically need

El Padrino said...

they still lack a true 3 point shooter off the bench but only Klay Thompson was that guy in this draft so they'll have to find that piece in FA if there is one

El Padrino said...

"I mean that he was a reach for a guy who can't play a lick of offense"

also like i said, anything after 8 or so is a reach

even reaches in the top 5

Blue said...

"but only Klay Thompson was that guy in this draft"


and Jimmer

Blue said...

i thought Jordan Hamilton would have been a good fit for the Knicks, or like you said Faried


nuggets got both, so i'm happy

tem said...

and Jon Deibler

tem said...

with $100K cash are you going to start a T-shirt business or a footlong Mozz business?

Blue said...

i'm sure you guys talked about ron ron changing his name

he's crazy

Mize said...

"seconded; working on a fun little 4 day bender here"

Nice!

My sister's home this weekend, and it's Strawberry Fest weekend in Cedarburg. d-r-u-n-k.

El Padrino said...

"with $100K cash are you going to start a T-shirt business or a footlong Mozz business?"

no idea but i think by then maybe the housing market will finally be recovering and i can get into that, at my own pace, or a food business, or a private investment advisor, or a pilot, or public relations, or running a companies investment arm

that's ideal, the last one like taking the cash or leftover excess a company runs and investing it making the money work, it's like you have your own hedge fund but are gainfully employed at the same time and its easy especially if you stay away from the real risky shit

Beth said...

"My sister's home this weekend, and it's Strawberry Fest weekend in Cedarburg. d-r-u-n-k."

Your sis is in town and getting drunk too? I'm on my way...

Mize said...

"Your sis is in town and getting drunk too? I'm on my way..."

I'll pick you up at the airport.

Keef said...

i dont listen




Shocking

El Padrino said...

have you stopped shitting yet

tem said...

he never stops, he just takes breaks

Keef said...

I shit every day

tem said...

i don't think i do.

i think some days i don't shit at all.

tem said...

tmst

El Padrino said...

if you dont shit daily something is wrong

kod said...

"My sister's home this weekend, and it's Strawberry Fest weekend in Cedarburg. d-r-u-n-k."


very cool; getting smashed with my sis as well. It's funny, skod weighs about 95 lbs and can still drink all of us under the table

kod said...

all of us meaning my family and old hs buddies

Keef said...

I'm supposed to be the only one under the table

/Beth

Blue said...

dem

Keef said...

Are huge

Blue said...

YES!

tem said...

nazi is not a word in wwf? wtf?

Keef said...

nope

Mize said...

Lemme get on this drank right quick

Mize said...

"dem"


Oh my god. Want.

Keef said...

turd

Blue said...

oe is a word?

Blue said...

oe is my favorite malt likka


/mize

Mize said...

I prefer St Ides

Blue said...

while i was on my way to st ides, i met a man with seven wives, each wive had seven kids, each kid had seven kittens.


including man, wives, kids, and kittens how many were on their way to st ides

Mize said...

Where's lp and Keith?

Gimme a top notch album to dl today

Blue said...

Ke$ha

Mize said...

I almost bought the new Gaga when it was 99 cents.

ns

kod said...

including man, wives, kids, and kittens how many were on their way to st ides



just the man (haven't heard it, so just my guess)

El Padrino said...

Gimme a top notch album to dl today

im behind

El Padrino said...

although eddie vedder came out with some ukuele songs

gonna check that out and the new foo

El Padrino said...

i need a music donwloader who can dl music for me

too lazy to do it

tem said...

"including man, wives, kids, and kittens how many were on their way to st ides"


either 0 or just the man...i guess you never said where the man was heading.

all we know if that you are going to st. ides.

Keef said...

Where's lp and Keith?

Gimme a top notch album to dl today



Nevermind

Mize said...

"Nevermind"


Like I don't have that.

Rap album, as.

Keef said...

Fitty

Keef said...

Is Busta's new album out yet?

El Padrino said...

rap is dead

Keef said...

Pippa side boob

Mize said...

"Fitty"


Oh god, no. 50 is terrible, dude. Like actually really bad.

El Padrino said...

Pippa side boob

i was just clocking that

Mize said...

"rap is dead"


You're goddamn retarded. You sound like an old fuck that has a wife, 2 kids, grey hair, and doesn't like his job.

All due respect, but you've turned into that dude.

Keef said...

Is that a masturbation joke?

Keef said...

Mize hates LP

El Padrino said...

dem

El Padrino said...

"You're goddamn retarded. You sound like an old fuck that has a wife, 2 kids, grey hair, and doesn't like his job.

All due respect, but you've turned into that dude."


give me 5 albums that have come out the past 5 years worthy of anything you heard in the 90's

Jugdish said...

You're goddamn retarded. You sound like an old fuck that has a wife, 2 kids, grey hair, and doesn't like his job.



someone is really passionate

you should change your name to metta rap rules

Mize said...

"Mize hates LP"


No I don't. I think maybe he's just mentally stuck or blocked on something.

Something has turned this man sour. I've been there.

Jugdish said...

give me 5 albums that have come out the past 5 years worthy of anything you heard in the 90's


there is your problem...comparing everything.

Keef said...

I think maybe he's just mentally stuck or blocked on something.




Did you just now figure this out?

El Padrino said...

rap used to be about the content now it's about howe many records can i sell if i come up with a cute chours everyone can sing along to

Jugdish said...

about howe many records can i sell if i come up with a cute chours everyone can sing along to



not just rap

El Padrino said...

"Something has turned this man sour. I've been there."

what does that even mean

Keef said...

It's called evolution

El Padrino said...

im happy as a piss clam

El Padrino said...

Winnepeg Jets

Mize said...

808s And Heartbreak

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Born Like This

King

Paper Trail

Mize said...

"there is your problem...comparing everything."

^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Are tem's future in-laws floating down the river?

Mize said...

"rap used to be about the content now it's about howe many records can i sell if i come up with a cute chours everyone can sing along to"


Wrong.

El Padrino said...

"Born Like This"

no idea who the fuck this is

Jugdish said...

Winnepeg Jets



It's called evolution

/keef

Mize said...

Meek Mill and Wale are gonna be problems


Those fucker can RAP

Mize said...

"no idea who the fuck this is"


I thought you were from Brooklyn.

Mize said...

You don't even know who the local cats are, and you're saying rap is dead?

Mize said...

And The Mouse and The Mask >>>> Born Like This

Didn't list it because it came out in 2005.

Jugdish said...

808s And Heartbreak

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Born Like This

King

Eminem

Paper Trail




fixed

El Padrino said...

two Kanye albums knew you were going there

its sad that two from the same artist make up the 5 so really only 3

and 80's and heartbreak is not nearly as good as the other one or the one's prior

Jugdish said...

lp, what is the best movie you've ever seen?

El Padrino said...

"You don't even know who the local cats are, and you're saying rap is dead?"

local? like the burg'?

El Padrino said...

"and two TI albums i see too right"

so that's 2 artist and an artist i never heard of

i just think raps lost a step thats all
dont get crazy, nerve said i stopped listening for new shit

Jugdish said...

im buying a nook soon

El Padrino said...

"lp, what is the best movie you've ever seen?"

difficult question

i mean i have so many dont know how to pick one

Keef said...

"its sad that two from the same artist make up the 5 so really only 3"


Your good at math

Keef said...

"im buying a nook soon"

Kindle is better

Jugdish said...

Kindle is better


Nook's have more books available, you can lend books too.

Keef said...

I don't want to lend a book

Keef said...

the fuck is a book?

/LP

Jugdish said...

im not buying it for you

Mize said...

Man, people really love to wax poetically about the past.

Go back & look at all the rat-ass shit you listened to when you were a kid. You'd be surprised.

Keef said...

"im not buying it for you"


That's bullshit!

/mize

El Padrino said...

"Go back & look at all the rat-ass shit you listened to when you were a kid. You'd be surprised."

kriss-kross

and that's it

the rest is legit

El Padrino said...

the fuck is a book?

/LP

hate all e-readers

Jugdish said...

I don't want to lend a book



selfish bastard


s

Blue said...

run dmc was better than any of these crooks these dayz

Jugdish said...

I don't want to lend a book



that is really going to hurt the LOV reading list

El Padrino said...

Colombo dead

Blue said...

everything now is all auto-tune and guys making up stupid words

Keef said...

"kriss-kross

and that's it

the rest is legit"


ok Snow

Keef said...

hate reading

*fized

El Padrino said...

ok Snow

never

not even Ice

once 36 Chambers came out it was a wrap, i wouldnt listen to radio only 12AM Hot97 pop in the cassette and record

El Padrino said...

blue knows

Blue said...

there used to be an art to it


now it's like anybody with a beef and a computer can get an album put together

Keef said...

"i wouldnt listen to radio only 12AM Hot97"

So you listened to radio

Mize said...

"kriss-kross

and that's it

the rest is legit"


This is a lie. And what would make you think that Kriss Kross wasn't fire when it came out when we were in 5th grade?

I bet you had/have some Cool J albums. LL is wack.

El Padrino said...

"So you listened to radio"

not exactly, no commercials just rap for an hour

El Padrino said...

"This is a lie. And what would make you think that Kriss Kross wasn't fire when it came out when we were in 5th grade?"

in retrospect they were, at that time

HOT

El Padrino said...

"I bet you had/have some Cool J albums. LL is wack."

Mama Said Knock You Out i like

Blue said...

i never liked LL

Blue said...

O:FP

El Padrino said...

stu scott with the one off facts about certain picks was hilarious

After nolan smiff was picked he said his dad died and he had a tattoo of his dads face on his arm

the fuck would the audience want to know that for

Mize said...

"i never liked LL"

Because he sucks, and is a sucker.

Keef said...

LP is reading Grantland

Keef said...

I have Kriss Kross in my itunes. IDGAF

Blue said...

he's brushing up for the quiz later

Keef said...

look at me now
look at me now
i'm gettin' pa-perr

Keef said...

look at me now
look at me now
fresh than a mo fucker

El Padrino said...

"LP is reading Grantland"

draft diary is a must read every year and it reminded me of stu last night and the nolan thing

El Padrino said...

look at me now
look at me now
i'm gettin' pa-perr

busta svaes cb's life on that track

Blue said...

yeah, stu's tidbits things were awful


my favorite (and SG mentions it) was when he asked if Chicago would draft MJ...and the guys on the panel all looked at him like he need to go back to chemo

El Padrino said...

another fav was when he said jimmer used to play against inmates in a prison and his first game he dropped 40 on the inmates

Keef said...

Mize, FIFA

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

i may have to stop for a roadie on the way home.

Keef said...

Like road head?

Jugdish said...

beer

Keef said...

That's not as cool

Keef said...

Turd

Keef said...

apology accepted

/MJ

kod said...

I bet you had/have some Cool J albums. LL is wack.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


in 5th grade I had to make a choice, and I chose KMD, looking back it was as obvious as 2Pac over biggie

kod said...

I'm hoping Meiz schools me a bit on rap in Austin; I know there's been good shit released out there over the past few years, I just don't have contacts who know or care about rap post 2007 or so. I'm hoping to get back into the genre


kind of like I hope Jug schools me a bit on country, which post 2000 I know nothing


and oh yes, you're all destined to hear an opinion or two, or two hundred about rock, pop, R plus B and hippie/folk

Keef said...

AJ Burnett just struck out 4 guys in an inning

Keef said...

Rev is such an old man

Todd Packer said...

"Rev is such an old man"

I hate old people

kod said...

I have Kriss Kross in my itunes. IDGAF


^^^^^^^^^


I dusted off some old mix CDs on my drive down to the cities last Tuesday; JJ came on and I blasted that shit

Keef said...

JJ Hardy?

Keef said...

Albany, New York (CNN) -- New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo signed the state's marriage equality bill hours after it passed the Republican-controlled Senate on Friday night, making it the sixth state in the nation to legalize same-sex marriage.



LP is happy

Keef said...

Live from Bnew York! It's Saturgay night!

Keef said...

Nice work by the scheduling people in Florida, booking U2 during a Marlins home stand so they have to play home games in Seattle

kod said...

yeah, will be a good trivia question


it's the first time that they used National League rules in an AL park since introduction of DH in 73

Keef said...

Josh Hamilton doc on MLBN right now. Looks pretty good

kod said...

"Barack Obama has plenty of problems with the Republican Party. But his biggest problem is the least obvious of them: the Republicans are turning anti-war. And as they do so, any popular base of support for the Afghan War disappears"



I think this has been one of the more interesting, and definitely most overlooked developments in American politics over the past 5 years.

I mean, today, Dems are more likely to want to push for continued fighting in Afganastan while Republicans are more likely to push for immediate withdrawal.

This is a complete 180 for both parties from just 5 years ago, and I'm not sure how or why it happened.

But...kudos to Republicans on this (ns). Whether your intentions are noble or not, I am now identifying more with your party than ever before....at least one this one (but very big) issue

Keef said...

That show on Hamilton was grate. Amazing how far he fell

Todd Packer said...

"But...kudos to Republicans on this (ns). Whether your intentions are noble or not, I am now identifying more with your party than ever before....at least one this one (but very big) issue"

zeke just rolled over in his grave.... rip zeke

Keef said...

Gonna go see hangover 2 tonight

kod said...

I'm excited for Horrible Bosses; haven't scene a movie in theater since The Other Guys (fantastic IMO)

Keef said...

It looks like it has funny seens

Keef said...

Hangover was hilarity

Mize said...

"in 5th grade I had to make a choice, and I chose KMD, looking back it was as obvious as 2Pac over biggie"


This is drunk talk. Tupac isn't even in 2nd place.

Mize said...

"JJ Hardy?"


I miss JJ pretty severely. He's the missing piece.

ns

Keef said...

Tupac isn't even in 2nd place.




Your dumb

Mize said...

That's not right. Tupac is arguably #2.

Keef said...

He's "arguably" 1st place

Mize said...

I know, but I disagree with it. My opinion is the one that counts.

Keef said...

Of course

Keef said...

Spiff
Cheick Kongo KO gif. Please and Thank you

Mize said...

Hey, did you guys see those homos are marrying each other now?

What a crock of shit, right?

Mize said...

I'm trying to win the LOV GOP nomination

Keef said...

NYers?

Mize said...

I was being S

Mize said...

I had no idea GOP meant Grand Old Party.

I feel like that's misleading.

Mize said...

And while I'm here tonight, you hear people complain about Barack not looking/being presidential...Hit Wiki up. Almost none of those fools look "Presidential".

Keef said...

I had no idea GOP meant Grand Old Party.





Stop. It.

Mize said...

"Stop. It."


No, seriously. I never bothered because I couldn't care less.

Keef said...

I don't know what to post tomorrow

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