Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Blah blah blah

Gotta be quick. Beth is used to this.


Fucking road was closed on my way to work, had to go around.


Kod, explain why the Supreme Court says you can't stop kids from buying violent video games, but we already have R rated movies that kids can't buy. Or did I miss something and an 8 year old can go in and buy From Dusk Til Dawn at his local Target?

Someone explain why Chinese buffets don't give you knives.


Someone explain when to use knifes and when to use knives in grammar.

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El Padrino said...

Someone explain when to use knifes and when to use knives in grammar.

keef please advice

El Padrino said...

if a video game is 17 and older dont stores have to check ID?

Blue said...

yeah, they have an M for Mature

Blue said...

but i guess you could buy it online, or on ebay or something

El Padrino said...

who cares a anyway

El Padrino said...

parents should be policing that shit

Blue said...

yeah, pretty simple, if you don't want your kids playing those games, lock them in the liquor cabinet

Beth said...

"Someone explain when to use knifes and when to use knives in grammar"

You use "knifes" in WV, everywhere else you use the correct "knives".

Blue said...

use knifes as a verb

knives is a noun

Blue said...

"the best way to kill him is if he knifes him"

Blue said...

also known as stab

Beth said...

I see we've picked up today exactly where we left off yesterday...

tem said...

Seems like the Supreme court basically said that M for mature stuff is BS. So that is going away.

tem said...

Kod will advice*

tem said...

"if a video game is 17 and older dont stores have to check ID?"

yeah, but supreme court said this is BS. now your daughter can go buy grand theft auto and the store person has to sell it to her.

El Padrino said...

fuck finra

El Padrino said...

"Warning: always use caution when approaching the parents of howling offspring. Some poor guy learned that lesson the hard way after he asked a crying baby's parents if perhaps they could take it outside and the kid's father snapped and smashed a wine bottle over his head. He was just trying to have a romantic evening at a London Indian restaurant with his lady, but instead ended up in the romantic ER with a gashed head.

The father was sentenced to two years and five months in jail for the incident, which the judge called "a vicious and cowardly attack." Maybe if restaurants had policies against crying babies this kind of thing could be prevented? Or maybe we should just ban children from restaurants altogether."


fuck whoever doesnt have a kid

El Padrino said...

Chipotle Will Raise its Prices Regionally

blue

El Padrino said...

perdue chicken

i stopped buying perdue awhile ago

tem said...

its not too hard to take your fucking kid outside if it is seriously crying.

tem said...

its a risk you run when you take your kid somewhere.

the kid might act up and you might have to leave early.

Blue said...

"Chipotle Will Raise its Prices Regionally

blue"

yep, read that the other day.

they've held prices steady even though commodity prices have risen over the last 3 years.

fucking rice and beans

El Padrino said...

progress

El Padrino said...

"its not too hard to take your fucking kid outside if it is seriously crying."

nobody puts baby in the corner

Blue said...

raising prices .25 is not a big deal to the consumer but makes a huge difference to a major corporation like that.

Blue said...

seriously, don't approach someone if their kid is all hysterical.

trust me the parents know and are more frustrated than you are


airplanes are the worst...I don't think i've ever been more frustrated than when my kid is going nuts on the plane...if somebody said something snarky to me, they'd be landing that plane shortly

Blue said...

"progress"

you can almost see the plane flying right at it already

Spaceman Spiff said...

chipotle portion size is smaller nowadays too, as soon as it became really popular over here a few years ago the burritos got smaller

El Padrino said...

thats not funny at all blue

Todd Packer said...

"airplanes are the worst...I don't think i've ever been more frustrated than when my kid is going nuts on the plane...if somebody said something snarky to me, they'd be landing that plane shortly"

been there, almost got in some serious trouble on a plane when I threatened some old man who was complaining

tem said...

"seriously, don't approach someone if their kid is all hysterical.

trust me the parents know and are more frustrated than you are"

if the parent is doing nothing then i'm all for approaching them.

if they are trying to get the kid to quiet down then that is fine.

restaurant is different than airplane. restaurant the parent can take the kid outside. now thanks to bin laden (RIP) you can't do that on planes anymore.

Blue said...

ep

Todd Packer said...

wost.vacation.evAr... cmtp was pissed off the whole vacation because of the plane insident

Spaceman Spiff said...

leyland ejection from yesterday was fantastic

Beth said...

"thats not funny at all blue"

Seriously, that's just plane wrong.

Blue said...

"thats not funny at all blue"



too soon?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP must not have made it out in time

RIP EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

leyland

turn off the sound

Blue said...

the umps got the call right and it still pissed off leyland

El Padrino said...

9/11 jokes are never funny to ep

colov

Beth said...

9/11 jokes are always good bait to ep

*fixed

El Padrino said...

i always wonder what they say

Keef said...

fuck whoever doesnt have a kid


I'm late to the party here, but fuck people who let their kids wail

Keef said...

Seriously, that's just plane wrong.



Heyooooooooo

Keef said...

A Massachusetts man facing a criminal complaint for failing to appear for jury duty apparently had a good excuse.
He's been dead for five years.
State Deputy Jury Commissioner John Cavanaugh said last week that the state will not proceed with serving a criminal complaint against Michael Wylie.



That's nice of them

Keef said...

uh oh TP

El Padrino said...

"I'm late to the party here, but fuck people who let their kids wail"

you sound like such a douche when you say this, wadr

like i want my kid to cry, like i dont do everything in my power to make it stop

if i know i cant stop it i will excuse myself

but to tp's point on a plane there is no excusing

Todd Packer said...

"uh oh TP"

crowder is not smat*

Todd Packer said...

"I'm late to the party here, but fuck people who let their kids wail"

I agree, but fuck people who complain about every little sound a kid makes. can't expect a kid to be silent on a plane.

tem said...

"like i want my kid to cry, like i dont do everything in my power to make it stop

if i know i cant stop it i will excuse myself"


some parents just sit there and let the kid cry. they don't do anything at all to stop the kid. those are the people that we all hate.

Keef said...

I agree, but fuck people who complain about every little sound a kid makes. can't expect a kid to be silent on a plane


I agree with that. A plane is totally different.

Keef said...

like i want my kid to cry, like i dont do everything in my power to make it stop



Right. So you're not who I'm talking about. I didn't say fuck people who try to make their kid stop crying

Jugdish said...

fuck parents!


/h


s

tem said...

well if it is an NYC parent then we know the parent is already the worse*

Keef said...

Twhnbs

Spaceman Spiff said...

marquardt trying to splain himself right now, looks and sounds nervous, repeating some rehearsed story

agent is there doing a better job spinning shit

Spaceman Spiff said...

basically he was on PEDs and couldnt mask it in time

tem said...

awesome.

i figured it was something like that.

best part about all this is the replacement fighter won.

well the 2nd replacement since Story was already a replacement.

Spaceman Spiff said...

ahahahha, marquardt turned on the tears, hilarity

kod said...

"Kod, explain why the Supreme Court says you can't stop kids from buying violent video games, but we already have R rated movies that kids can't buy."


wish I could, that is what immediately popped into my mind when reading about it. I'm wondering if that will get struck down next (ns)

Can't believe I agree with Clarence Thomas; doesn't happen too often

Keef said...

Long dong silver

kod said...

I'll have to read the decision sometime, I've only had time to skim a bit of analysis.


from the little I heard, seems like a shocking expansion of the 1st amendment (but, that could be...Citizens United decided by the exact same judges was a shocking expansion of the 1st amendment....I wouldn't put it past the Court)

kod said...

but if they are saying that the 1st amendment shields the ability to protect minors from "adult" material, they still have to draw a line somewhere.....somewhere before porn at least I assume

Jugdish said...

a kid should have a right to watch porn if they want to, it might keep them quiet on airplanes

tem said...

no porn on airplanes.


thanks bin laden.

tem said...

imma gonna be pissed if kids can start watching R movies in theatres.

tem said...

last thing i want to do is go see some gory war movie in the theatres and have twenty 12 yr old kids crying because they are scared.

Jugdish said...

wussbags

Blue said...

then you can get pissed at their parents for not making them shut up

tem said...

w
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Keef said...

yep

El Padrino said...

whats your favorite cold cut

go

Jugdish said...

brown sugar ham

Keef said...

subway cold cut combo

Keef said...

aja, it's gotta be roast beef

kod said...

oven roasted brown sugar turkey

Keef said...

goddamn sugar plum fairies

El Padrino said...

aja, it's gotta be roast beef

^^^^^

El Padrino said...

or sopressata

El Padrino said...

beyonce

must be jam cuz jelly dont shake like that

El Padrino said...

laboof boned megan fox

El Padrino said...

“Ashlee is downing eight to 10 bottled of wine a week,”

i dont see an issue here that isnt alot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"AnthonyPadrino Anthony
Hi. My name is Anthony and I'm an alcoholic.#tequilashotsonmondaywhynot?
20 hours ago"

Keef said...

1-1 1/2 bottles a night isn't that much, hey?

Blue said...

by herself, that's a lot of wine

Blue said...

i think TO is a hall of fame receiver

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Fox is selling MySpace for $20-30 million, bought it for $580 million in 2005"

300 of the 450 workers gonna get the axe

Blue said...

tom sure made out good on that deal

tem said...

i made nothing

tem said...

2 letter wwf is hard at the end

Keef said...

your tem

Keef said...

2 letter wwf is hard at the end


^

Blue said...

"2 letter wwf is hard at the end"


twss

tem said...

Whose tem?

tem said...

My tem?

Blue said...

pro tem

tem said...

effing softball team found enough players.

i was hoping for a forfeit.

i am not a team player.

Jugdish said...

you're a tem player

Beth said...

Yet you can't spell team without tem...

tem said...

this is true.

Keef said...

"effing softball team found enough players.

i was hoping for a forfeit."



Don't go. You sit on the bench anyway

El Padrino said...

horrid day

tem said...

this week i'd play because we were short on guys.

i played last game too and di poorly. i was cranky.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"How does one properly go about saying they quit a job on an application?"

What Keith said. Or say it was a hostile work environment. Either one has worked for me.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"fuck whoever doesnt have a kid"

I understand kids cry and usually it is not big deal, but if it is a prolonged fit, is it unreasonable to ask that you take your child outside?

Insufferable Weasel said...

"airplanes are the worst...I don't think i've ever been more frustrated than when my kid is going nuts on the plane..."

Different situation. You can't just step outside of an aeroplane* but you can do so at a restaurant

Insufferable Weasel said...

Apparently Tem and I agree on this issue. I should of* kept reading before commenting.

Mize said...

"progress"

What are we supposed to be looking at?

Mize said...

Okay, I need to find out where people find out about suite job openings. Chick I know just got hired as the Town Of Grafton Clerk. The fuck? I want that job.

Keef said...

"What are we supposed to be looking at?"

Al Q's new target

Insufferable Weasel said...

"some parents just sit there and let the kid cry. they don't do anything at all to stop the kid. those are the people that we all hate."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

We're gonna be spending about $2200 next month on a pool fence and a self closing sliding patio door. Goddamn kid

Mize said...

Breer's/Yanks

Let's get it on.

Mize said...

/Mills Lane, not Marvin Gaye

Insufferable Weasel said...

"a self closing sliding patio door"

H did not know this even existed

Keef said...

So, I think hsil is going to get married before csil

ns

Mize said...

Tell her it will be a terrible decision

Insufferable Weasel said...

"So, I think hsil is going to get married before csil"

Hsil is younger right? How are we expecting csil to react? Tequila fueled tirade?

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Tell her it will be a terrible decision"

I love being right about this shit!

/Meiz

Keef said...

"H did not know this even existed"


Yeah, they're required most places here if you have a pool and kids. It's got a handle at adult eye level (not LP), and it's got some kind of mechanism in it where it closes automatically and latches

Keef said...

Tell her it will be a terrible decision




You're an outcast

Keef said...

"Hsil is younger right? How are we expecting csil to react? Tequila fueled tirade?"

Yeah hsil is the youngest girl. 6 years younger than csil. It will be grate.

Insufferable Weasel said...

And cmk is the oldest? or middle? Sorry, I forget the sil/cmk family tree.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"it's got some kind of mechanism in it where it closes automatically and latches"

Thanks for explaining what self closing means.

Keef said...

"And cmk is the oldest? or middle? Sorry, I forget the sil/cmk family tree."


csil oldest, cmk next, hsil next, bil youngest

Keef said...

Your face needs to be self closing

Mize said...

Patio doors are for closers

Mize said...

And now the game is turned off

Insufferable Weasel said...

ABC, Meiz. A. B. C.

Mize said...

Always be closing or Wipeout?

Insufferable Weasel said...

The former. I was just mkaing a reference to the same movie you were.

Insufferable Weasel said...

I am watching Master Chef

Mize said...

Grilled some strawberry brats tonight. I really can't tell the difference.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Grilled some strawberry brats tonight. I really can't tell the difference."

Were they more expensive than regular brats?

Mize said...

"Were they more expensive than regular brats?"


No. Got 'em from the local butcher. It was $6 for 5. More than a pound, uncooked.

Keef said...

Freeze them and mail them to me

Mize said...

So, it's gonna be a straight up party at the cabin this weekend. We'll have 13 people if deluxe & cmdeluxe come with.

Keef said...

Bgas is crying. The dogs just told me to take her outside

Todd Packer said...

strawberry brats sound gross

Mize said...

"Freeze them and mail them to me"


They come raw

Mize said...

"strawberry brats sound gross"

Nope, they were just fine.

Keef said...

They come raw


TWSS

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Bgas is crying. The dogs just told me to take her outside"

Funny.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Red Sox lineup is just awful right now.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Has the potential MLB realignment been discussed here?

Mize said...

Nobody actually cares

Mize said...

I'm more concerned with interleague play

Keef said...

7-2

Insufferable Weasel said...

What are your views on interleague play?

Todd Packer said...

gators are done

Mize said...

"What are your views on interleague play?"


The Cardinals get to play the Royals 6 times a year, and the Brewers do not.

Mize said...

Everybody within the division should play the same opposition.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Everybody within the division should play the same opposition."

this I agree with

Keef said...

gators are done


Rough CWS stretch for beisbol & softball

Keef said...

The Cardinals get to play the Royals 6 times a year, and the Brewers do not.


The Breer's get 6 games vs the Twins, who have a lower winning % than KC

Keef said...

11-2

Mize said...

You're not gonna argue that the Royals are a better team than the Twins, are you?

Mize said...

Royals win pct since interleague started

.416

Keef said...

I'm talking about this season. WGAF about the past

Mize said...

Twins win pct since 1997

.504

Mize said...

The Twins are still a better team than the Royals

Keef said...

Their record doesn't say so

Keef said...

Chicken Marsala for dinner tonight

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Chicken Marsala for dinner tonight"

Fungus = disgusting.

Keef said...

Who said there will be mushrooms in it?

Jugdish said...

sudden death dodgeball

Jugdish said...

Fungus = disgusting.



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Insufferable Weasel said...

Aren't mushrooms a key ingredient in chicken marsala?

Jugdish said...

ill be online tonight...gonna do some summit research

Insufferable Weasel said...

Per the bible:

"Chicken marsala is an Italian dish made from chicken cutlets, mushrooms, and Marsala wine."

Amen.

Mize said...

"Their record doesn't say so"


So you really think the Cardinals are a better team than the Reds?

Mize said...

"ill be online tonight...gonna do some summit research"


Nice. Like what?

Insufferable Weasel said...

FWIW, I am way more excited for Austin than I was for Chicago.

Jugdish said...

Nice. Like what?


bars, restaurants...stuff like that.

Jugdish said...

FWIW, I am way more excited for Austin than I was for Chicago.


really? why is that?

Mize said...

"FWIW, I am way more excited for Austin than I was for Chicago."


I'm a little more leery of Austin, since it's not a 90 minute train ride from Milwaukee.

Jugdish said...

i can see Lp being a white goodman type

Insufferable Weasel said...

"really? why is that?"

Not sure really. Maybe it is the fact that Austin is more of a "music" season. Maybe it just seems like Texas is way more different than Boston, whearas Chicago wasn't all that different. Maybe it is the fact that more people are coming along. Or some combination of all 3.

Insufferable Weasel said...

"i can see Lp being a white goodman type"

I don't know what this means.

Jugdish said...

more of a joke...there was a scene on the movie where i could picture lp saying the lines.

Mize said...

I hope there's a good musician I want to see in town that weekend.

Mize said...

"I don't know what this means."

GTFO

Insufferable Weasel said...

Sorry. Just googled White Goodman. H has never seen dodgeball...

Jugdish said...

this will be required viewing prior to summit attendance


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a little ns


but s

Keef said...

So you really think the Cardinals are a better team than the Reds?



With Pujols, yes

Keef said...

Maybe it is the fact that Austin is more of a "music" season


What does that even mean?

Mize said...

"With Pujols, yes"


I don't believe you. The Cardinals(with Pujols) have been playing over their heads.

Mize said...

"What does that even mean?"

Autocorrect

Jugdish said...

katrina blooper reels...hilarity

Keef said...

katrina blooper reels...hilarity


She slammed her head

Keef said...

I don't believe you. The Cardinals(with Pujols) have been playing over their heads.


Cincy's pitching is awful.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Sorry, I meant music city. Don't know what the fuck happened there. haha

Insufferable Weasel said...

I think my brain combined scene and city and i typed season.

Insufferable Weasel said...

or I am an idiot

Insufferable Weasel said...

or both

Jugdish said...

or I am an idiot



that one


/kod


s

Keef said...

Sorry, I meant music city. Don't know what the fuck happened there. haha



Austin is more of a music city than Chicago?

Ns

Insufferable Weasel said...

Chicago is a blues city for sure, but I have heard great things about Austin's music scene.

Jugdish said...

im not familiar with the chicago music scene, but my guess is asutin is bigger. its easy to find some kind of concert there. austin is like a smaller version of nashville in some senses. bands/singers come from several states to come live and play in austin.

Jugdish said...

austin is definitely known for the music scene

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