Thursday, June 16, 2011

Be Kind Rewind

Mets loss on a balk. Walk off balk. The fuck.

Does anyone like to set the alarm clock with 2 times, once early and one like a half hour later. In lieu of the Snooze. I don't even set my clock anymore. The lil dude wakes up 630 every morning. on the dot. Every day.

Fuck dippin dots. Who likes this shit?

Showtime is the worst premium channel in the history of cable.

What's the deal with strained oblique's in baseball? They seem so common lately. They need Pacqiuao abs yo.

Happy Fathers Day myself, TP, Blue and Keef. And aitch. Sure you got some illegitimate kids running around the North End you don't know about. Oh and Kod I guess.

Really Jim Carrey? Penguins? Really?

You know why America rules? Because they've only been around since 1776 while other countries been creeping for thousands of years. And they all need us. They all look up to us and we haven't even begun to figure everything out yet. America calls all the defensive plays is basically what I'm saying.

175 comments:

Jugdish said...

Simmons slipped one by the editors at ESPN.com...


he can curse now...its grantland.com. the funny thing is he dropped one in his first article and it seemed like he did it just to show people its allowed on grantland.

Jugdish said...

half day today...heading to san antonio for cgjid's sister's wedding.

Sea World on Sunday...

ELP is delicious said...

"Mets loss on a balk. Walk off balk. The fuck."

Don't forget the 2 run homer in the bottom of the 9th by the Braves to tie it up...

Insufferable Weasel said...

I get that but I'm surprised ESPN linked the article on the main page without a warning or disclaimer.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Just a reminder Beth, they still lost the series.

ELP is delicious said...

What are you talking about, that's game 1 of the series.

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ELP is delicious said...

Oh and a reminder:

Braves 39-31
Mets 34-35

El Padrino said...

"Don't forget the 2 run homer in the bottom of the 9th by the Braves to tie it up..."


equally disgusting, Brooks Conrad pinch hitting for Chipper no less

Jugdish said...

I get that but I'm surprised ESPN linked the article on the main page without a warning or disclaimer.


it almost seems forced when he does it too

El Padrino said...

Braves 39-31
Mets 34-35

mets should be 10 games under .500 with that roster somehow the starting pitching has been great

Jugdish said...

it almost seems forced when he does it too


twss

El Padrino said...

your face is forced

ELP is delicious said...

"mets should be 10 games under .500 with that roster somehow the starting pitching has been great"

Mets starting pitching is the 3rd best in their division.

Jugdish said...

and 3rd worst

Blue said...

what a joke

Blue said...

rory is rolling along again this morning.


fucking irish

Blue said...

i don't think grantland has editors

Jugdish said...

what a joke


like your face

Jugdish said...

i fucking edit those articles


/simmons

Blue said...

rory just holed out for eagle on number 8 from about 140 yards out

Blue said...

yes, but can he have sex in a perkins parking lot?


/tiger

El Padrino said...

"Mets starting pitching is the 3rd best in their division."

but have been great lately

El Padrino said...

they started 5-13 the Mets by the way

El Padrino said...

fuck the braves anyway, they aint shit

they need to make a move for a bat

Keef said...

Sea World on Sunday...


That's what I'm talking about

/mize

ELP is delicious said...

yes, but can he have sex in a perkins parking lot with an ugly woman?

/tiger


*fixed

ELP is delicious said...

"fuck the braves anyway, they aint shit"

Bet on final regular season records?

Keef said...

I get that but I'm surprised ESPN linked the article on the main page without a warning or disclaimer


It's not like there are pictures of mutilated bodies

Keef said...

it almost seems forced when he does it too


Not sure if you've read either of his books, but he cussed like we do

Keef said...

*cusses

Blue said...

"Not sure if you've read either of his books, but he cussed like we do"


his books are like my johnson, too long

Keef said...

H is car window flag guy. Hilarity

Keef said...

TP

Amazon has the Foo Fighters' latest album - Wasting Light - available for MP3 download for $3.99.

ELP is delicious said...

"H is car window flag guy. Hilarity"


Rainbow flag?

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kod said...

I'm not gonna lie. I haven't booked my flight yet.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^


between Maui in Jan. and funding the 6 of us to go to Maryland last April, my bank balance is already depressing enough

but....if I get the name or link to the hotel, I'll book hotel/flight within the week (staying Thursday and Sunday, so I assume Jug didn't book for those nights)

kod said...

"I get that but I'm surprised ESPN linked the article on the main page without a warning or disclaimer."


weird; a disclaimer came up for me before I was able to read it (ns)

kod said...

maybe it's cause I'm really 12

Insufferable Weasel said...

"H is car window flag guy. Hilarity"

Keith does not understand what it is like when you rely on tips. Put a championship flag on my taxi, it started good conversations and positive vibes, and I have gotten good tips. Strategery* yo

Insufferable Weasel said...

Kod, Jug booked rooms Fri-Sun so you will only need one for Thurs.

Keef said...

Do you rely on just the tips?

Insufferable Weasel said...

Just to see how it feels.

Keef said...

Don't act like you wouldn't have gotten the flag if you worked somewhere else

Insufferable Weasel said...

I will be sure to text you some pictures from the rolling rally tomorrow, Keith. O want you to share in the revelry

Blue said...

besides tuesday was flag day

Insufferable Weasel said...

"Don't act like you wouldn't have gotten the flag if you worked somewhere else"

Never had one before but truth has no place here, so enjoy casting your bait.

Keef said...

We call them parades, h

Keef said...

Never had one before but truth has no place here, so enjoy casting your bait



So yes. Got it

El Padrino said...

"fuck the braves anyway, they aint shit"

Bet on final regular season records?

no you crazy or something, i just said they should be like 10 games under .500

when i said, fuck the braves they aint shit, i mean they aint going anywhere, they aint shit, they are pretenders and have the worst fans ever

there were more cheers for the home depot tool race last night then the 3 run chipper bomb

hey Winnipeg, take the Braves with you

Jugdish said...

besides tuesday was flag day


no, that was two weeks ago at disney


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El Padrino said...

"I will be sure to text you some pictures from the rolling rally tomorrow, Keith. O want you to share in the revelry"

replace text you with phone you and this could be a handwritten note from the late 1800's

Keef said...

there were more cheers for the home depot tool race last night then the 3 run chipper bomb



Than

Blue said...

your face is a home depot tool race

Keef said...

white trash

Do I Look Old? said...

"Amazon has the Foo Fighters' latest album - Wasting Light - available for MP3 download for $3.99."

already got it at regular iTunes price the week it came out... thanks for the heads up anyway

Do I Look Old? said...

walk off balk was brutal... especially since it came right after an error that would of* ended the inning

El Padrino said...

lucas duda forgot that that even the Mets have a second baseman

kod said...

"Kod, Jug booked rooms Fri-Sun so you will only need one for Thurs."


suite, thanks H

El Padrino said...

fuck that how you give up a bomb to brooks conrad to blow save anyway

shit was turrible
cant wait til they trade bb rod

kod said...

"hey Winnipeg, take the Braves with you"


that would be suite; I'm pumped they got NHL hockey back, now I can go see both the Wild and Jets in person

Blue said...

braves should move to Oklahoma City

Blue said...

EP's boy doesn't like gays (imagine that)

During the interview, Tyree is asked about the push to legalize gay marriage in the United States -- and says if it happens, "This will be the beginning of our country sliding toward ... it's a strong word, but anarchy." To reinforce his point, Tyree says, "You can't teach something that you don't have ... so two men will never be able to show a woman how to be a woman." And the kicker, Tyree -- who's black -- says, "How can marriage be marriage for thousands of years and now all the sudden because a minority, an influential minority, has a push or agenda ... and totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country."

El Padrino said...

gay marriage stirs some major feelings amongst alot of people

ELP is delicious said...

Bragging rights for the guy in the pic, probably not so much for the girl.

Blue said...

is it considered porn if you can't actually see anything

ELP is delicious said...

I guess you can figure out what's going on, but that's a good question.

Keef said...

maybe he dropped his retainer in her pants

Blue said...

supreme court says they can't define pornography but they know it when they see it.

if you can't see it, it can't be porn then, right?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"is it considered porn if you can't actually see anything"

saw a quick interview with a dad on the news, dude said the same thing, he probly inspected that pic for hours

El Padrino said...

supreme court dont know what porn even is

El Padrino said...

thye think it's just a bush in a penthouse magazine

Jugdish said...

gross

/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

"free agent defensive end Raheem Brock was arrested last night in Philadelphia, reportedly for running out on a $27 tab. "

times be tough you

Spaceman Spiff said...

tem
strikeforce picks

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyoen watching food network star, that juba fool was hilarity, howd he get on the show

El Padrino said...

wingman

Spaceman Spiff said...

and bobby flay's tie tying skills are horrendous, something is off

El Padrino said...

"anyoen watching food network star, that juba fool was hilarity, howd he get on the show"

no clue, howie was retarded too, chris is next

Spaceman Spiff said...

i wouldnt have pressed charges

/meiz

El Padrino said...

wft

Jugdish said...

wingman


not impressive. that's 5-6 wings a day. and medium sauce? if he's getting sponsored by prilosec he should be eating them with hotter sauce. ketchup is hotter than medium sauce

Jugdish said...

wussbag

Spaceman Spiff said...

dying over here

fucking hilarity

El Padrino said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

Sea World on Sunday...


That's what I'm talking about

/mize



its a water zoo

/mize

Do I Look Old? said...

"anyoen watching food network star, that juba fool was hilarity, howd he get on the show"

the crying chick that can't talk is funny too

Jugdish said...

when kod is home alone

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

El Padrino said...

i have to admit, kimmel is funny

grantland article he wrote

El Padrino said...

seen that shirt before

Blue said...

his writers wrote

Keef said...

i guess grantland is blockt* on our network at work now. Stupid

Spaceman Spiff said...

sucker punch from the riot

cheap shot, may or may not be the same guy who got laid out in the other video

Blue said...

rory mcilroy now has the lowest score of all time at any point in the US open history

this kid is crazy

Spaceman Spiff said...

rioter gets tackled gif

Keef said...

"rory mcilroy now has the lowest score of all time at any point in the US open history"

He has nice hair

Blue said...

and then he hits it into the water on 18..the wheels are already coming off

tem said...

"his books are like my johnson, too long"

NO

/cmblue

tem said...

weird; a disclaimer came up for me before I was able to read it (ns)


same

tem said...

"there were more cheers for the home depot tool race last night then the 3 run chipper bomb"

it was a sequential thing.

1st more cheers for the tool race.

then chipper hit a bomb.

tem said...

"tem
strikeforce picks"


gina bails. should have picked that awhile ago. she doesn't want to fight, she wants to act.

El Padrino said...

yeah

Keef said...

I want to act

El Padrino said...

so act

tem said...

we're dum will beat the black dutchman.

Nooners beats Mass fiddle

over eeemsy beats griggs and stratton

core me nay beats the monsoon

mr rogers over bar net

ELP is delicious said...

"I want to act"

Well you already act like an as* on here so that's a start.

Keef said...

It's only half acting. I want to full on act

ELP is delicious said...

Yeah, you should act against character and play someone nice.

ELP is delicious said...

A nice guy who likes fireworks and Family Guy. That'd be a challenge for you.

Keef said...

I like fireworks. I just think people go way redonk over them

Blue said...

and vin diesel movies

Keef said...

But family guy, yeah I'm gonna have to work on that

Keef said...

I should have said I want to get paid to act

Keef said...

I'd act in porn

/LP

Keef said...

I act every time you think you're making porn.

/cmlp

El Padrino said...

lionel joseph

El Padrino said...

lederhosen

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Osi Umenyiora on LeSean McCoy's criticism: "She can say whatever she wants""

face

Blue said...

meiz's bike when he was younger

explains a lot

El Padrino said...

the make out couple from the riots

kod said...

"weird; a disclaimer came up for me before I was able to read it (ns)


same"



-ah, must be just for temhio, and temhio colonies like bemidji

kod said...

"40 years ago today, President Nixon declared America's "War on Drugs,""



hard to believe something that has failed so miserably for 40 years is still going so strong

Blue said...

"hard to believe something that has failed so miserably for 40 years is still going so strong"


only 10 years to go for mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

face

kod said...

yeah, that was a 3rd degree burn there

Spaceman Spiff said...

H your boy

El Padrino said...

waterslide brady is the best

Spaceman Spiff said...

have i linked this GIF before

its awesome

El Padrino said...

3. Torii Hunter, RF
4. Vernon Wells, LF


hilarity

spiff we betting?

Spaceman Spiff said...

yes, standard

Spaceman Spiff said...

20. Vernon Wells
35. Torii Hunter

on the list of highest earning american athletes in 2010, goddman

El Padrino said...

how does doug davis have a 2 hitter vs yanks right now

kod said...

Torii's a strange cat to me. Sometimes he seems so cool, and sometimes I swear he's the biggest fucking douche on the planet


maybe he's bipolar or something

kod said...

I mean, what kind of guy takes a swing at Justin Morneau? Especially when he's your teammate; everyone on the Twins has always loved the dude....he's like Thome


just weird

Blue said...

maybe torii hates canadians

Blue said...

as we've seen most canadians are douchebags that like to burn cars and loot

El Padrino said...

i wish i could have clyde frazier, gus johnson and bill rafferty

El Padrino said...

call a game

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice addendum

El Padrino said...

im gonna frequent a chopped judge sport this weekend

maybe ditch plains

El Padrino said...

*spot

El Padrino said...

it's getting late

El Padrino said...

chris santos joint, the menu looks phenominal

El Padrino said...

"Rather than offering individual starters and main courses, The Stanton Social serves dishes that are designed for sharing among friends and are brought to the table steadily and continuously throughout the meal."

im down with that

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

joe mauer activated

Spaceman Spiff said...

doesnt look too spendy either

Spaceman Spiff said...

*stanton social

El Padrino said...

it doesnt i need to go soon

right up my alley, go with some friends, keepit coming, taste 7 or 8 dishes

El Padrino said...

fat people button

El Padrino said...

amazing, awesome,ridik*lous

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

Turd

Keef said...

OMG, so jealous! I'm switching teams


/mize

Keef said...

weird

Keef said...

Turd

Do I Look Old? said...

turdier

Insufferable Weasel said...

I was up at 4:30 am to help my buddy do some surveying. Ugh.

Do I Look Old? said...

"I was up at 4:30 am to help my buddy do some surveying"

what kind of surveying?

Keef said...

Jesus

kod said...

Larry David on why he got divorced:

"Well, she thought that it would be nice to have sex with someone she liked. She wanted to try that. And I said it's not a good idea. Because you never wanna have sex with people you like. You can't have good sex with people you like. Doing "those things". And then you're supposed to talk to them?"


made me aitch

Mize said...

Rev is such a goofball

Insufferable Weasel said...

Land surveying. Elevations and stuff.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Parade was epic

Do I Look Old? said...

"Land surveying. Elevations and stuff."

what are you building?

Keef said...

Is a parade like a rolling rally

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyones who has nothing to do tonight and doesnt hate MMA, ubereem* is fighting tonight

Spaceman Spiff said...

his big brother is fighting right now

Spaceman Spiff said...

brother just got his ass kicked, he is the way lesser of the 2

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope no one tuned in, awful fight so far

tem said...

i see my strikeforce picks were of their usual accuracy

Insufferable Weasel said...

Im not building anything. His company is. I think they are just leveling ground for a parking lot.

Mize said...

Grillt up some pork tenderloin, asparagus, scallops, and skrimp* tonight.

Twas fuckin' good.

Mize said...

If anybody's planning on being in SE Wisconsin the weekend of July 24, I'm organizing a big ass cookout. Natch, you're all invited.

Do I Look Old? said...

summit 1.5?

Mize said...

There will also be another Cookout(tm) in August.

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