Friday, June 10, 2011

backroom casting couch

Whats the deal with this Jeremiah Weed?

Nice stones Kidd. Jet. Ya huge win. We know it's possible the Heat will win one before its all said and done but.....not this year. Hopefully.

Pet peeve of mine. People bitching about weather. It's hot now. Deal with it. When it was cold you were like damn I can't wait til it gets warm. Well it's warm now. Quit bitchin.

If you want to stump me ask me what my favorite food is. I have so many not sure I could pick one. My first instinct is to just say pizza. But then I think of a delicious burger. Or a perfectly made taco. Then I think of the steak I had at Del Frisco's. Or the butter pecan ice cream that made me cum in my pants from the BK Ice Cream Factory. What about the paella from Sevilla. Or a pile of fried shrimp. Or the meatballs grandma used to crank out or rice balls. God I love cooked balls. I mean I'm stumped by the question. I couldn't decide, I would need to deliberate.

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tem said...

Boooooo Anti rachel nichols talk

tem said...

Had a waitress last night that was a "2B"

Had to explain to my buddies girlfriennd what that meant. She got super offended and almost cried. I am apparently the meanest person ever.

tem said...

For those of you who don't know, a 2B is a younger girl who looks good now, but you can tell the she is destined to be fat.

She can work out all she wants, but fat is going to catch her.

For example kelly clarkson is a 2B. So is jessica simpson. They basically have infinite dollars and time to throw at being skinny, but its just not in the cards for them. They are 2Bs.

Do I Look Old? said...

rachel nichols is a 2b

El P Taste good said...

"Had to explain to my buddies girlfriennd what that meant."

I'd never heard of that either til now. (But I'm not about to cry cause of it.)

El P Taste good said...

If some girls are a "2B", does that mean mize and H are a "now"?

tem said...

H lost a lot of weight, remember?

tem said...

Sad thing is tem is not a 2B, but he is fat anyway.

tem said...

My laziness said eff you to destiny. I'm gonna be fat irregardless.

El P Taste good said...

Another way to think of that tem is that you're ahead of your time, the future is now with you.

El P Taste good said...

"H lost a lot of weight, remember?"

Facts have no place on LOV tem.

Beth said...

And I'm pretty sure I've paid off my bet with EP so I'm changing my name back. But I do like the pic so think I'll probably keep that for a little while longer.

El Padrino said...

wise choice

El Padrino said...

while watching last nights game i imagined Gus Johnson was calling the action

it was better

Blue said...

gus johnson was great with the boom goes the dymanite guy

El Padrino said...

rafferty? the guy that screams onions?

i yelled onions after the terry shot then went to bed

Blue said...

no, the actual "boom goes the dynamite" guy

Blue said...

gus and boom

Jugdish said...

can sports talk stop talking about lebron's legacy until he has one?

El Padrino said...

no i know that dynamite thing

i was aksing is rafferty that guys name iforgot

El Padrino said...

"can sports talk stop talking about lebron's legacy until he has one?"

stop it jug, you know sports media loves hyperbole

Jugdish said...

LeBron James is averaging 2.2 PPG during the 4th quarter of the NBA Finals. That is the fourth-lowest by a former MVP in any NBA Finals series over the last 25 seasons. The difference between James and the other guys on this list? His most recent MVP award came just one season ago whereas the others were well past their MVP-winning seasons.

Blue said...

"i was aksing is rafferty that guys name iforgot"


Yep, he's the "ONIONS" and "man2man"

guy

Blue said...

on that boom goes the dynamite redemption, gus comes in at about the 6 minute mark

Jugdish said...

stop it jug, you know sports media loves hyperbole


i know, i just don't like it

Jugdish said...

ITS THE ONLY ARGUMENT I NEED SHAWN!!!

Blue said...

how many nba finals did mj lose?

i can't remember, was it 2 or 3?

oh, zero, ok, got it.

Blue said...

"backroom casting couch"


youporn staple

El Padrino said...

"LeBron James is averaging 2.2 PPG during the 4th quarter of the NBA Finals. That is the fourth-lowest by a former MVP in any NBA Finals series over the last 25 seasons."

this is a pretty telling stat

reminds me of the peyton argument until he started winning playoff games then broke through with the super bowl win

El Padrino said...

"backroom casting couch"


youporn staple"

blue knows

Blue said...

EP is all a twitter about the new Ice-T/CoCo reality show

Blue said...

""LeBron James is averaging 2.2 PPG during the 4th quarter of the NBA Finals. That is the fourth-lowest by a former MVP in any NBA Finals series over the last 25 seasons."

The other 4 guys -Bill Walton (who didn't play and was 39 and had no knees left) Kareem in 88(was 41) Karl Malone in 04 (was 40), and David Robinson (he was 37 and in his final season).

Blue said...

so that's kind of a misleading stat

it's the lowest performance by an MVP where he was still in his prime

Jugdish said...

the rest of the quote was:

The difference between James and the other guys on this list? His most recent MVP award came just one season ago whereas the others were well past their MVP-winning seasons.

El Padrino said...

"EP is all a twitter about the new Ice-T/CoCo reality show"

gonna be magic

tem said...

But he has lots of assists. And he is the 2nd bannana. Lebron's stats should only be compared to pippens stats....how was scottie doing in the 4th qtrs?

Blue said...

another point

Jason Terry scored 8 points in the final 3:30 of the 4th quarter yesterday

Lebron James has scored 11 points in 60 4th quarter minutes in the finals

Blue said...

when wade went down with the injury I expected Lebron to take over.

but he didn't

tem said...

When did any former mvp in his prime choose to go be a 2nd bannananana?

tem said...

But bron played good d on terry @ the end...eteo

Blue said...

kareem became 2nd banana to Magic, he was still in his prime when Magic came along (tail end of his prime but still in it)

tem said...

Did kareem choose to be 2nd or did it just happen? An argument can be made that shaq got 2nded by kobe.

tem said...

Shaq teaming up with wade might be another case of it...but shaq was kinda old by then, right?

tem said...

By the by, backroom casting couch is not my favorite. I like the teacher ones or office ones. Haven't seen any good couch ones.

El Padrino said...

shaq was still pretty good with Miami, Wade TOOK over the Finals

kobe doesnt win anything without shaq those years so i cant say he was 2nd fiddle

Blue said...

i often wonder if the story behind the backroom casting couch is real or not

i'd like to believe it's real, but the skeptic in me says that it's staged

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i often wonder if the story behind the backroom casting couch is real or not"

cmon son

Jugdish said...

its staged

Blue said...

it's plausible

Blue said...

women are stupid

El Padrino said...

cant be real, these bitches go raw dog most of the time

Keef said...

"Sad thing is tem is not a 2B, but he is fat anyway."


double standards are grate

Jugdish said...

NASA Launches Rocket Carrying New Ocean-Mapping Satellite


I already know how to get to the ocean

/keef

Blue said...

"The following material represents staged, scripted, and fictional accounts of sexual relationships of adults"

The owner of the site is on Twitter and often talks about his adventures in getting models. There is also a 'complaint' that was filed against him for being a fake agency. Both were/are marketing ploys that help the site grow. The girls that pose on the site come from several different places from agencies that service adult films to ads in Backpage. It has a sister site: ExploitedCollegeGirls and many of the girls are also on that site as well. Some even have different names on both sites. It's very easy to say that this site is scripted.

Jugdish said...

Cops Focus on Lakes in Missing Ind. Student Search



but no pool...dumb

/tem

Blue said...

i've never been to the site, so i never saw that disclaimer.

now I feel dum...i'm shook

El Padrino said...

just pretend you never saw that

you beleived because most of the women were not porn star hot, some not even hot at all

that's why you believed

El Padrino said...

arizona ia burning get out keef

Keef said...

"arizona ia burning get out keef"


Welcome to last month

Keef said...

That shit is like 6 hours away from me, anyway

El Padrino said...

"Welcome to last month"

duh, but getting closer to you now

Jugdish said...

Lp...odds on you being at the summit?

Blue said...

"you beleived because most of the women were not porn star hot, some not even hot at all"

also because I thought I could do the same thing when I was in college.

of course nobody would buy that there was an adult film casting agency in bum-fuck idaho

Keef said...

"duh, but getting closer to you now"


It's actually going away from here

Blue said...

fire moves really fast, it could jump 300 miles in less than an hour (s)

Keef said...

"of course nobody would buy that there was an adult film casting agency in bum-fuck idaho"


Are you kidding? If ever there would be an adult film casting agency in Idaho, it would obviously be in Bum Fuck

kod said...

Friends of mine were driving through Indiana last week and got stopped by the police because they had Tribal License Plates.

The cop called for backup before approaching the car, and 5 other Indiana police and SP squad cars pulled up

None of the officers knew that Tribal License Plates existed and spent over an hour getting verification that Tribal Members may have Tribal plates issued by their Tribes....while my friends sat in the squad car and police kept telling them that they can seize the car and kept asking what other Indians they were traveling with and why.

Oh, and that friend...he's one of the most prominent Indian law attorneys in the state,in his early 50s, and was traveling back from DC speaking to members of Congress about treaty rights issue...so these aren't people who look like trouble.

*Further reinforces my belief that Indiana (outside of Indy) is the Alabama of the North

Blue said...

"Weiner beef may help Alec Baldwin"


another good one for you jug

El Padrino said...

Lp...odds on you being at the summit?

0%

/keef

El Padrino said...

aja, 20% if im at current job

60% if i get this one im working one, AHIK

Keef said...

"0%

/keef"



^^^^^

Blue said...

drunkest and soberist states in the US

Blue said...

"*Further reinforces my belief that Indiana (outside of Indy) is the Alabama of the North"


i hope you mean super awesome place

Jugdish said...

while my friends sat in the squad car and police kept telling them that they can seize the car and kept asking what other Indians they were traveling with and why.



cop: why don't you tell me where you're heading tonto?

Blue said...

"while my friends sat in the squad car and police kept telling them that they can seize the car and kept asking what other Indians they were traveling with and why."


they were just looking for the ambush that is up around the corner. The Indians have taken the high ground. It's not safe to travel sometimes.

Blue said...

those indians are lucky they didn't get waterboarded

tem said...

i guess freak died, huh

kod said...

"i hope you mean super awesome place"


you can hope in one hand....

Blue said...

maybe he got rounded up by those backwoods Indiana cops

tem said...

"Oh, and that friend...he's one of the most prominent Indian law attorneys in the state,in his early 50s, and was traveling back from DC speaking to members of Congress about treaty rights issue...so these aren't people who look like trouble."


so is he going to sue the state of indiana for unlawful imprisonment or anything?

Blue said...

he's lucky he didn't get raped

El Padrino said...

get a real lis plate like the rest of us

Jugdish said...

kod is going to scalp lp at the summit

Keef said...

wft is a lis plate?

Keef said...

"while my friends sat in the squad car and police kept telling them that they can seize the car and kept asking what other Indians they were traveling with and why."


They should of* had a PBA card

/lp

Keef said...

"kod is going to scalp lp at the summit"

0%

El Padrino said...

wft is a lis plate?

short for license plate

Keef said...

ah, so lic plate. Got it

Jugdish said...

They should of* had a PBA card



hilarity

Keef said...

leaving for cali in 1 hour

El Padrino said...

what would you do?

kod said...

"so is he going to sue the state of indiana for unlawful imprisonment or anything?"


not that I know of...I know I wouldn't spend the time/effort on it. C ops have all kinds of legal immunities; plus, although it's shitty....they didn't end up getting their car seized or arrested (which would almost certainly be enough to trump immunity).

*The only basis for suit I see is the questioning about other Indians traveling....but I don't think that's worth going back to Indiana over

Jugdish said...

not saying it wouldn't be tempting to keep, but im a return the money guy

Keef said...

That's weird they were questioned. Indianapolis has the highest % of minorities in the midwest

/freak

Keef said...

"not saying it wouldn't be tempting to keep, but im a return the money guy"


^^^^^
I'm a karma guy

El Padrino said...

i estimated i spend $1600 a year on alcohol NOT including going out for drinks

strictly home stash

El Padrino said...

it could fluctuate a bit though, that's a conservative number

anywhere from 1600-2000 is the range

kod said...

"get a real lis plate like the rest of us"


hey, when Wall Street collapses, you have a future in the Indiana PD!

El Padrino said...

hey, when Wall Street collapses

stop it

kod said...

"stop it"

at least tent city will still need law enforcement

tem said...

i envision tent city law enforcement to be pretty much like Road House

kod said...

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/irony



good Uncle Joey humor there for the (maybe) one or two of you who is not too lazy to cnp the link into your web browser

Keef said...

I forgot a women* was getting ready, so 1 hour departure is probably closer to 2 hours

tem said...

did you figure out the name of the pill yet?

El Padrino said...

weiner vs tiger

Keef said...

did you figure out the name of the pill yet?



No I forgot

Spaceman Spiff said...

"good Uncle Joey humor there for the (maybe) one or two of you who is not too lazy to cnp the link into your web browser"

can drag the url to the tab area now, so unlink away

Spaceman Spiff said...

wade ranking on dirk, pre game 5

lebron too but he was trying to be wade

El Padrino said...

saw that, then they lost

ha

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i guess freak died, huh"

killed himself after recording a vid yelling at people to leave lance armstrong alone

shame too, considering blake lively's nudes came out shortly after

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef, it was raining this morning here, no sun as of yet

El Padrino said...

how'd you do that, im trying to play a tune for hours

Spaceman Spiff said...

rick ross soundboard

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

rev

Jugdish said...

mize should date this chick

Jugdish said...

lebron and wade

Blue said...

"mize should date this chick"

that's kod's dreamgirl

Spaceman Spiff said...

artest hilarity

Spaceman Spiff said...

brawl on plane

"'A woman shouted ''You swore in front of my child''. She said it about six times, each time louder than the last one. She said ''And it's my birthday" '

damn, i hate that shit, its my birthday so everyone in the world has to be nice to me, stupid bish

Spaceman Spiff said...

"When talking about the possibility of his son being gay — Tracy Morgan said he “better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little nigger to death.”
Afterward, Tracy told the crowd, “I don’t “fucking care if I piss off some gays, because if they can take a fucking dick up their ass… they can take a fucking joke.”"

El Padrino said...

"damn, i hate that shit, its my birthday so everyone in the world has to be nice to me, stupid bish"

csik

El Padrino said...

IE BLOWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

El Padrino said...

Anthony Weiner Increases His Twitter Follower Count The Hard Way


good one

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

so everyone died

got it

tem said...

we all are on facebook chatting with cmelp

tem said...

UFC main event fights are all going to be 5 rounds. even if not for a title.

starting with new fights signed as of yesterday.

non title main event fights already inked are still 3 rounds.

H said...

"drunkest and soberist states in the US"

"Posted Dec 10, 2009"

Way to stay current Blue

H said...

"Friends of mine were driving through Indiana last week and got stopped by the police because they had Tribal License Plates."

There is no good news, man.

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope JDS destroys carwin with an uppercut

tem said...

peace oot

tem said...

that is canadian for out

tem said...

"hope JDS destroys carwin with an uppercut"

carwin will take him down and lay on him.

kod said...

"can drag the url to the tab area now, so unlink away"


nice; thanks for the info

Jugdish said...

suite

Do I Look Old? said...

"artest hilarity"

funny stuff

tem said...

remember you heard the wvu stuff like a day or two ago here.

breaking news is here at lov.

Keef said...

keef, it was raining this morning here, no sun as of yet



Weatheris awesome now

Keef said...

Mezican* food tonight

tem said...

Someone asked lebron for change for a dollar, but all bron had was 3 quarters

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Mezican* food tonight"

jalapeno's?

Keef said...

Nope. We saw that. We went to Taco Rosa

Keef said...

The lobster enchilada was tits

Mize said...

I feel like an enchilada completely bastardizes lobster.

/lobster snob

Keef said...

What does that even mean?

Keef said...

NELSON had a redonk throw tonight

Jugdish said...

The lobster enchilada was tits



so it was gross?

/mize

Jugdish said...

Weiner: Teen Messages Not 'Explicit'

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE Lp!

Jugdish said...

aunt edna

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Keef said...

I'll take65° all day long

Mize said...

Thanks, Gov. Walker! You douchebag.

H said...

"Someone asked lebron for change for a dollar, but all bron had was 3 quarters"

Tem follows Damien Woody

H said...

I hope to never play a show again when there is a playoff game going on. No one cared about the band during the game and afterwards everyone was depressed. Sucky night.

H said...

Sure it wasn't the band?

/Keef

tem said...

"Tem follows Damien Woody"

someone tolt it to me here in temhio. no idear who damien woody is.

tem said...

woody?

/lp

Jugdish said...

face

Keef said...

What do you recommend for sushi, spiff? That's what we're doing for dinner. But not Ra because we have those in Phx

H said...

Damien Woody is an o lineman for the jets. He tweeted that joke yesterday morning.

Keef said...

That joke has been around for years. The name of the player just changes

Keef said...

Weiner Seeks Treatment After Scandal

Keef said...

That Weiner is taking a public beating

Spaceman Spiff said...

for sushi i dont eat any crazy rolls or anything, 90% of the time i eat sushi its from kaisen in santa ana, good fish and affordably priced. its a revolving sushi place but you can get everything made fresh by filling out the order sheet. i get hamachi or albacore nigiri, and soft shell crab or negitoro hand rolls mostly

Spaceman Spiff said...

in terms of proximity you can try wasa sushi, same complex as taco rosa was in, 'the marketplace', its located right by BJs, ive eaten there once it was good, good portions in the bento box combos

Spaceman Spiff said...

sushi imari in costa mesa is good, and theyll throw in extra pieces of fish or free gyoza or free ice cream most times

Spaceman Spiff said...

lastly, sagami in irvine, ive only eaten the spicy tuna roll there, its different they dont mash up the tuna in it, its diced

Spaceman Spiff said...

if you look for a sushi place on review sites like yelp, just remember there are a ton of sushi snobs in the OC

Spaceman Spiff said...

mike stanton cant stop hitting homers

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking maia

Keef said...

Thanks spiff. I like that marketplace area. We had lunch at the lazy dog and went to wasa for dinner

Do I Look Old? said...

spiff knows food

Spaceman Spiff said...

lazy dog is where i had the bleu cheese butter burger, wasnt expecting much from there when i went, surprised me, looks like a great place for happy hour, cajun fries were good

Spaceman Spiff said...

jds whooped carwins ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

carwin cant be champ should have finished brock, jds and cain are too fast for him

Spaceman Spiff said...

carwin can take a beating though

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope jds wins the belt

Keef said...

lazy dog is where i had the bleu cheese butter burger, wasnt expecting much from there when i went, surprised me, looks like a great place for happy hour, cajun fries were good



Yeah we had the Cajun fries, good stuff. I had the tomato bisque soup with the grilled cheese sticks from their lunch menu. Was HDH

Keef said...

Our server was hot as shit, too. I had an ASU shirt on and she axed if I went there. She said she was going to go there because it was a party school, but when she visited a friend there she said it was too much partying. She would of* definitely got raped there

Keef said...

Spelt is a word on wwf

Keef said...

crazy

Keef said...

Taco Bell $0.99 Crunchwrap Supreme
This deal is nationwide. It will run from Sunday 6/12 - Saturday 6/18.
There is a limit 2 per person

Spaceman Spiff said...

carwins face

Jugdish said...

kod and lp fight

Jugdish said...

spiff's latest mission

kod said...

"kod and lp fight"


that would be my fight class (ns); I've dropped from 165 to 120 since last fall; mostly from cutting out beer and most gluten products

kod said...

but, on the plus side, since taking over all of the wood hauling for our heat this past winter, and starting to do some low impact exercising, I haven't been this strong or had such good cardio since around 2001 or so (I'm still not very strong and still have terrible cardio....but, it's getting better)



I'm actually thinking of taking tennis back up again too

H said...

Kod weighs in at 120 lbs? That's mind bottling*

Jugdish said...

But lawmakers asked to weigh in appear unwilling to go near the toxic Weiner.

H said...

The media really is loving this Weiner thing.

Jugdish said...

they're not the only ones

/lp

H said...

How's the weekend going, Jug?

Jugdish said...

going well. I'm working all weekend, but i was able to break away for my nephew's 2nd birthday yesterday afternoon. webt paintballing after work last night.

How about you?

H said...

Not bad. Had a show Friday which sucked. No one was there cuz of the B's game. Rest of the weekend has been pretty lowkey with gfH.

H said...

I haven't gone paintballing in forever

H said...

Paintball is not a verb!!!

/Meiz

H said...

Paintball is not a verb!!!

/Meiz

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