Wednesday, June 29, 2011

And then...

Tough Mudder was a blast. Actually wasn't that difficult, there were a bunch of fat chicks who finished. Truth is, there's very little running/endurance involved. You run maybe 400-800 yards at a time at the most. It's more about determination to finish. My fat ass finished in I think a little over 3 and a half hours which put me in the middle of the pack of my heat. But you get to sit and rest as you wait for others to do the obstacles. Anyway, the electrical wires did not suck too bad...some people were pussies about them, but whatever.

Did we talk about the Asteroid that barely missed Earth? They didn't know about this until 4 or 5 days before it was going to hit, or at least that's what they're saying. That's not nearly enough time to find a team on an oil rig, teach them how to be astronauts, send them into space to blow it up and make it miss the planet. Or...maybe harry stamper kicked it's ass 3 weeks ago and that's why it's going to miss/missed us.
NASA knew about it months ago, i'm sure. They're just pissed that nobody wants to go to the moon anymore.

If you could live anywhere in the US (besides where you live now) where would it be? I think i'd pick Seattle. I always have loved that city. I'd have to get used to all the rain and stuff, but that's my final answer. Even though I loathe southern california, San Diego would probably be a pretty close 2nd place, it's never hotter than about 85 there, always sunny and you're on the beach. Just too many mexicans and drug cartels.

The marketing director here just announced she is pregnant. Which I kind of figured. She's a beanpole, very tall and thin and recently her tits started getting bigger. I thought she was either pregnant, or she's doing a great job of having enhancements done without anyone knowing. Unfortunately it was the pregnant route. CEO wanted to fire her for getting pregnant. (ns) His first words to her were "fuck, that sucks" (ns). I love working here.

Ok, on to bigger and brighter things.

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Blue said...

tiger's got the beard going

El Padrino said...

big day so far

Blue said...

maybe people don't understand the words

El Padrino said...

"If you could live anywhere in the US (besides where you live now) where would it be?"

nyc

s

El Padrino said...

that question is colov btw but i'll humor you since we have ran out of things to bullshit about

El Padrino said...

fuck Cali, in general

earfquake gonna snap that fucker off the map one day

El Padrino said...

seattle
never been dying to go there but that rain situation upsets me

kod said...

"FWIW, I am way more excited for Austin than I was for Chicago."


I was way more excited for Austin before I realized I very possibly may be furloughed due to a state shutdown in the next couple weeks

kod said...

"If you could live anywhere in the US (besides where you live now) where would it be?"

Winona, MN


My first thought was Maui, but it's too far from friends and family in Minni.

Madison is pretty grate, but too big for me (twss)

so....it's gotta be Winona

El Padrino said...

you work for the state?

i had no clue

El Padrino said...

Oh Winona, MN

the stained glass capital of the world

of course!

El Padrino said...

in texas they furlough police depts

El Padrino said...

I would consider Connecticut but then i'd get grouped into "NEW ENGLAND" and i can't allow that to happen

Blue said...

that's like saying I want to live in Colorado Springs.

That's a copout, and that answer is unacceptable

Blue said...

my rant was about winona, not connecticut

El Padrino said...

yeah kod that was weaksauce

El Padrino said...

the gulf scares me so that's out, unless we are talking gulf side of Flordia but Florida as a whole, not feeling it right now

i'm eyeing the Carolinas next, my sister just moved to Rock Hill, SC looks like a purdy* lil place to raise a familia

El Padrino said...

i need to be within driving distance of an hour/hour half or less to beach though

that's why colorado is out or i'd pick wall street west

Blue said...

tulo scored from first on a single last night in extra innings to win the game

Blue said...

he's very fast

Blue said...

carolinas are a good pick...my dad lived in Raleigh for a while and it was nice there.

of course, there's always the steve factor though

El Padrino said...

and fuck lakes, cept for lake michigan which is like a third coast

El Padrino said...

"tulo scored from first on a single last night in extra innings to win the game"

mets hit two grand slams last night after not hitting any in like 2 years

El Padrino said...

and one was by Judy Bay

Todd Packer said...

"If you could live anywhere in the US (besides where you live now) where would it be?"

Gainesville
San Diego
Vegas
Santa Cruz
New Orleans
Seattle

El Padrino said...

im putting way too much thought into this

Todd Packer said...

double grand slam night was nice... UF needed one of those last night

El Padrino said...

go cocks!

/ep

El Padrino said...

i'll pick a place on the east coast, west coast and midwest

El Padrino said...

Midwest

Naperville, Ill

Keef said...

I'd live in a northern suburb of Chitown

Jugdish said...

I would consider Connecticut but then i'd get grouped into "NEW ENGLAND" and i can't allow that to happen



i lived in CT for awhile...5 years. graduated hike school up there

Jugdish said...

Midwest

Naperville, Ill



i also lived there

Keef said...

you work for the state?

i had no clue




Amazing

Jugdish said...

New Braunfels, TX.

some ski town in CO like Steamboat

Chicago or a suburb of



those would be my top 3 in no particular order

El Padrino said...

West Coast

Portland, Oregon

El Padrino said...

i lived in CT for awhile...5 years. graduated hike school up there

really

El Padrino said...

Amazing

im amazing
so amazing

Jugdish said...

really


new milford...fairly close to the new york state border

Blue said...

jug is a chowd?

kod said...

"you work for the state?

i had no clue"


-I don't work for the state, but a pretty decent portion of our funding comes from the State. Since they can't/won't pay us during the shutdown, we may have some furloughing depending on how long it lasts

Blue said...

no wonder he gets along so well with H

El Padrino said...

"new milford...fairly close to the new york state border"

yeah yeah i know it, had a friend growing up who got shipped to Canterbruy

El Padrino said...

-I don't work for the state

up yours keef

kod said...

"that's like saying I want to live in Colorado Springs.

That's a copout, and that answer is unacceptable"



you never laid down any rules, and that's "weaksauce". Plus, Winona is over a 7 hour drive from where I live now; you can pass through like 5 NE states in a 7 hour drive

Jugdish said...

jug is a chowd?


no, moved up there the summer before my 8th grade year.

lived in Naperville for about 10 years before that.

Todd Packer said...

"new milford...fairly close to the new york state border"

dan patrick show is in new milford, right?

Keef said...

up yours keef



Huh?

kod said...

"lived in Naperville for about 10 years before that."


I did not know that; I have a few friends from Naperville....beautiful suburb

El Padrino said...

kod dont work for the state

Jugdish said...

I did not know that; I have a few friends from Naperville....beautiful suburb


it is nice...huge now. when i lved there it was a small town...say 30-40k people

Keef said...

If you spend 5 years in NE, you're a chowd

Keef said...

kod dont work for the state



Duh

Jugdish said...

If you spend 5 years in NE, you're a chowd



false, I'm more of a redneck than a chowd...been down south for 18 years

Blue said...

jug is a chowd

Todd Packer said...

"If you spend 5 years in NE, you're a chowd"

a chowd that hearts county music... rough combo

Blue said...

formative years were spent in NE

you're a chowd

Keef said...

dan patrick show is in new milford, right



Wiki just says Milford

Keef said...

formative years were spent in NE

you're a chowd



That

El Padrino said...

see that's a bad rap, connecticut is also considered part of the NYC metro area (well south conn) so not sure you can call him a chowd

Jugdish said...

Wiki just says Milford


that sounds right to me too

Keef said...

So LP is a chowd, too

Todd Packer said...

jug, it's not your fault

El Padrino said...

it is north of danbury though

El Padrino said...

you might be a chowd jug

Jugdish said...

see that's a bad rap, connecticut is also considered part of the NYC metro area (well south conn) so not sure you can call him a chowd


a lot of people in the area i lived at commuted to nyc everyday, or week.

Jugdish said...

maybe i am...but not a native

Todd Packer said...

"see that's a bad rap, connecticut is also considered part of the NYC metro area (well south conn) so not sure you can call him a chowd"

don't ruin the chowd-jug era

El Padrino said...

"So LP is a chowd, too"

it stops at Danbury

sorry jug your a chowdah head

Jugdish said...

lp is thw chowd authority...and is therefore, a chowd himself

Blue said...

"maybe i am...but not a native"

works for me

Jugdish said...

me too...also used to live in new hampshire...does that help any?

Keef said...

Definitely a chowd

Blue said...

in colorado they have a bumper sticker that looks like the old license plate and says "NATIVE" because so many people here, aren't from here. Those people with those bumper stickers are douchebags


but anyone can buy one of those...and my kids are technically now "native" coloradans.

if they get one of those stickers i'm kicking their ass

Blue said...

also living in new hampshire enhances the chowdness

Jugdish said...

in texas they have the "i wasn't born here, but i got here as fast as i could" bumper stickers...

Jugdish said...

new hampshire is a chowd amplifier

Keef said...

in colorado they have a bumper sticker that looks like the old license plate and says "NATIVE" because so many people here, aren't from here. Those people with those bumper stickers are douchebags


AZ has something like that, buts an actual license plate that they put on the front of the car

Keef said...

but it's

Jugdish said...

it was fun living in NH when the Bears beat the pats in the super bowl, and then in CT for the first 2-3 Bulls titles when they whooped up on the knicks

Blue said...

"AZ has something like that, buts an actual license plate that they put on the front of the car"


colorado has a pioneers license plate but you have to prove your family has lived here for a certain amount of time (like 100 years)

Jugdish said...

New Branfels, TX...very cool part of Texas. 3 hours from houston (family) and 4 from Dallas. very close to Austin and San Antonio. Guadelupe river and suite lakes near by. Not super crowded like cities. A lot of venues for the music i follow. a lot of outdoors stuff to do.

Jugdish said...

colorado has a pioneers license plate but you have to prove your family has lived here for a certain amount of time (like 100 years)


photoshop yourself in an old picture

Keef said...

New Branfels, TX...very cool part of Texas. 3 hours from houston




Also weaksauce

Blue said...

isn't that new branfels where all the drug killings are

Keef said...

Tracy warned his audience at a performance in New York City this weekend, "Don't ever mess with women who have retarded kids."  The audience groaned, but Tracy didn't stop:  "Them young retarded males is strong.  They're strong like chimps."



Tracy Morgan is grate

El Padrino said...

East Coast

fuck it back to Florida after all

Jupiter, FL

El Padrino said...

the real question should be if you could live anywhere OUTSIDE the united states (why you would do that i have no clue) but for argument sake lets say you have no choise*

where would you live

El Padrino said...

100% kod picks the first city within 50 miles of where he lives now in Canada

Keef said...

the real question should be if you could live anywhere OUTSIDE the united states (why you would do that i have no clue) but for argument sake lets say you have no choise*

where would you live



You can find the answers here

El Padrino said...

i left off the S

El Padrino said...

Stone Age barbecue consumers first went for the bone marrow and then for the ribs, suggest the leftovers of an outdoor 7,700-year-old meaty feast described in the July issue of the Journal of Archaeological Science.

The remains, found in the valley of the River Tjonger, Netherlands, provide direct evidence for a prehistoric hunting, butchering, cooking and feasting event. The meal occurred more than 1,000 years before the first farmers with domestic cattle arrived in the region.



bbq is thousand of years old

Blue said...

"bbq is thousand of years old"

how else would you expect them to cook their food back then

Jugdish said...

isn't that new branfels where all the drug killings are



i don't think so...not a border town

Jugdish said...

Also weaksauce



if i like it there its not weak

tem said...

"Did we talk about the Asteroid that barely missed Earth?"

it was only as big as a bus.

that isn't very big when it comes to asteroids that could crush all human life.

tem said...

"If you could live anywhere in the US (besides where you live now) where would it be? "

fuck everyone who didn't choose temhio.

i can't because i already rule there. so i'll choose Denver.

tem said...

" thought she was either pregnant, or she's doing a great job of having enhancements done without anyone knowing. Unfortunately it was the pregnant route. CEO wanted to fire her for getting pregnant. (ns)"


we've had that here a couple times. tough being a chick in a smaller company.

tem said...

"tulo scored from first on a single last night in extra innings to win the game"

was running on the pitch.

tem said...

jug is a chowdneck

Jugdish said...

"If you could live anywhere imaginary (besides where you live now tem) where would it be? "


fixed



temhio or atlantis

Jugdish said...

jug is a chowdneck


so is your face

Blue said...

oh, imaginary places to live?

for sure it would be Endor

/mize

tem said...

"the real question should be if you could live anywhere OUTSIDE the united states (why you would do that i have no clue) but for argument sake lets say you have no choise*

where would you live"

again, temhio.

or southern france on the beach.

Blue said...

""the real question should be if you could live anywhere OUTSIDE the united states (why you would do that i have no clue) but for argument sake lets say you have no choise*"

anywhere that had universal health care

Jugdish said...

mize's cabin


/deluxe

Mize said...

"meiz priority is not pussy"

Correct. $.

Mize said...

"Winona, MN"


Winona is awesome

ns

Keef said...

Correct. $.




It's almost like you're proud of it.

tem said...

he doesn't put it on a pedastool*

El Padrino said...

charlie sheen was on PED's for Major League

Mize said...

"It's almost like you're proud of it."

I'm indifferent

kod said...

"AZ has something like that, buts an actual license plate that they put on the front of the car"


My dad lived out in Phoenix for a bit in the 60s; I guess they didn't even have highways/freeways at the time. Pretty amazing growth and progress in such a short time

kod said...

"100% kod picks the first city within 50 miles of where he lives now in Canada"



that was funny, and pretty close to reality. I'd pick Winnipeg...which is about 250 miles

Blue said...

nobody wants to live in Winnipeg

tem said...

J-E-T-S

JETS
JETS
JETS
JETS

El Padrino said...

the captain

Blue said...

my captain

Keef said...

"he doesn't put it on a pedastool*"

He's a fucking diva

El Padrino said...

has there ever been am MVP winner with less than like 10 home runs?

Keef said...

"My dad lived out in Phoenix for a bit in the 60s; I guess they didn't even have highways/freeways at the time. Pretty amazing growth and progress in such a short time"


Yeah. Even as recent as 15ish years ago there was really just 2 freeways. Now there are 5.

Keef said...

"has there ever been am MVP winner with less than like 10 home runs?"

Bill Mazeroski?

Keef said...

"has there ever been am MVP winner with less than like 10 home runs?"


Dennis Eckersley

Blue said...

Ichiro

kod said...

"It's almost like you're proud of it."


he should be IMO; most guys put that way too high on the priorities list, to their own, and usually others detriment as well


no comment on $ though

Blue said...

i think willie mcgee won it one year

Blue said...

"he should be IMO; most guys put that way too high on the priorities list, to their own, and usually others detriment as well"

spoken like a married man who isn't getting any

Keef said...

Maury Wills

Blue said...

""has there ever been am MVP winner with less than like 10 home runs?""

the better question is how many MVPs come from shit teams, because I know where you're going with the question...and the answer was 1 Andre Dawson.

and Reyes is no Hawk

Keef said...

i think willie mcgee won it one year




Yeah, he had 10 HR

Keef said...

"he should be IMO; most guys put that way too high on the priorities list, to their own, and usually others detriment as well"



There's a difference between putting it way too high on their priorities list and only "going" for it when they come to you

Blue said...

yeah, it was like he was too good to follow her to another bar

it's not like she asked him to carry her purse

Keef said...

exactly. If she was gonna go and he just said, hey I'm gonna tag along, that's different.

Keef said...

I want to read that Seal Team 6 book

Blue said...

or she left and didn't ask him to come, and then he "randomly" showed up at the other bar he knew she'd be at


that's lame

Keef said...

I don't think it's the pussy as much as mize puts himself up on the pedestal

Insufferable Weasel said...

EP, some talke here about the Soz maybe making a trade for Beltran. (god I hope not) Are you hearing anything on your side? (Besides strike 3 jokes?)

Blue said...

"I don't think it's the pussy as much as mize puts himself up on the pedestal"


isn't that kind of the same thing?

Keef said...

heyoo

Blue said...

it's easy to rank* on a guy when he's not around to defend himself

Blue said...

We're opening a location on Crenshaw Blvd


I was all excited, but it's in Torrance, a bit south of Inglewood/Crenshaw/South Central LA

kod said...

"spoken like a married man who isn't getting any"



is there any other kind of married man? (outside the honeymoon period of course)

El Padrino said...

"the better question is how many MVPs come from shit teams"

arod

dick

but anyway, your projecting the mets will finish poorly and that's not necessarily true

El Padrino said...

"EP, some talke here about the Soz maybe making a trade for Beltran. (god I hope not) Are you hearing anything on your side? (Besides strike 3 jokes?)"

i did hearsome rumblings
i'd rather then get rid of frankie rod

Blue said...

how lost will i be if I just watch ironman2 without watching ironman1

El Padrino said...

louis ck is half mexican

i did not know that

Blue said...

which half

El Padrino said...

daddy half

El Padrino said...

but he was half hungarian jew too

a real fucked up daddy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"how lost will i be if I just watch ironman2 without watching ironman1"

not lost

El Padrino said...

piece

Spaceman Spiff said...

"He's made his name with a controversial show that catches would-be internet sex perverts in televised stings.

But now Chris Hansen has found himself on the receiving end of his own hidden camera tactics, after the married NBC anchor was secretly filmed on an illicit date with a blonde television reporter 20 years his junior.
Hansen, 51, has allegedly been having an affair with Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old Florida journalist, for the last four months."

hilarity

Beth said...

"how lost will i be if I just watch ironman2 without watching ironman1"

I just saw IM2 this weekend, the first one is much better so why would you skip to the worser* one?

Blue said...

because I can watch #2 on netflix streaming, but not #1

Jugdish said...

ill tell you about #2


/mize

Mize said...

Fuck. I thought for a minute my twitter account got fucked with.

Mize said...

Yep, I think my account got fucked with

Mize said...

twitter says my account doesn't exist. can you guys check yours?

Blue said...

you're still showing up as somebody on my twittes

Jugdish said...

mine is working on my phone

Jugdish said...

atmeiller The Meiz
WTF? Is my account hacked?



whoever hacked your account is very confused

Blue said...

i can't login though online.

it's working fine on my phone

Jugdish said...

mine is working on line as well

Blue said...

i can't login online because i don't remember my stuff

Blue said...

i did get a weird message from meiz earlier though, about some chick he wanted to nail but wouldn't follow her to a bar

Jugdish said...

check with mize's hacker

Mize said...

It works from my phone, but not online.

Keef said...

"i did get a weird message from meiz earlier though, about some chick he wanted to nail but wouldn't follow her to a bar"


Sounds like mize's twitter is working just fine

Insufferable Weasel said...

"yeah, it was like he was too good to follow her to another bar"

That was kinda my problem with the story. If the girl says "I guess we are going" the I guess part is expressing disappointment that she has to go. That is basically an open invite for Meiz. But he felt too high and mighty to take that invite.

Keef said...

maybe mize is still trying to get over exfemmize

Mize said...

"That is basically an open invite for Meiz. But he felt too high and mighty to take that invite."


Or too drunk, and didn't want to go to the shittiest bar in town.

Mize said...

Regardless, this chick isn't worth the extra effort.

Mize said...

I gotta go throw shoes.

Insufferable Weasel said...

Seriously, am I missing something here? Keith, do you agree with me or no?

Keef said...

So now mize was too drunk.

Keef said...

Seriously, am I missing something here? Keith, do you agree with me or no?




It's mize. If it what if if

Keef said...

Gonna take a lot to take me awaaaaaaaay from youuuuuuu
It's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doooooo

Keef said...

Monsoon season starts today. So only 3 more months of summer

Insufferable Weasel said...

Keith is singing...

Insufferable Weasel said...

wall

Keef said...

kind of a funny piece from Paul Shirley

Keef said...

Nicole Eggert is having octuplets

Insufferable Weasel said...

I just noticed your profile picture on Yahoo, Keith. Very funny.

Mize said...

"Seriously, am I missing something here? Keith, do you agree with me or no?"

You must be missing something. I don't care.

Mize said...

This is bullshit that twitter doesn't recognize my account

Todd Packer said...

the mess are scoring a shit load of runs lately

Mize said...

I'm fucking back. That shit was not fucking cool.

Keef said...

Mize takes his Twitter seriously

Mize said...

I take my shit being potentially hacked seriously. You wouldn't?

Keef said...

At least you're not overreacting

Mize said...

I'm on the front page of ESPN!

Mize said...

Who hurt you?

Insufferable Weasel said...

What does that even mean?

Mize said...

I need some more hot songs for this weekend

Jugdish said...

I'm on the front page of ESPN!



hilarity

Jugdish said...

Mize takes his Twitter seriously



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

Mize takes his Twitter seriously


settle down @atkeef

/mize

Insufferable Weasel said...

"settle down @atkeef

/mize"

Please, no fake retweets.

/Mize

Jugdish said...

tem

Insufferable Weasel said...

"tem"

Isn't that story nuts? It's like one of EP's China stories...

NS

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