Thursday, May 19, 2011

Two Things...

Two things I don't care about...

The Royal wedding. I can't understand why people would get up at 3 AM to watch that. (I know, I DVRd it. /Mize)

Any celebrity reality show...because really that is not reality.

Two things I find funny lately...

The Arnold movie quotes in relation to his affair.

The new H and TP era. "You know aside from his 14 affairs, Tiger Woods was pretty faithful."

Two things I'm looking forward to at Summit II...kod stories, the mize vs Lp 1 on 1 basketball game.

Where will you be at the end of the world this weekend? I'll be in Corpus Christi, hopefully drunk so I can really enjoy it.

157 comments:

Beth said...

"The new H and TP era. "You know aside from his 14 affairs, Tiger Woods was pretty faithful."

I agree, this is going to be a great era.

El Padrino said...

im gonna fly down to atlanta sat before world ends

fulfill one of beths dreams

Beth said...

And jug I've been meaning to tell you, I did the Warrior Dash this last weekend and it was amazingly fun! You have to do it when you get a chance. It can be tough if you push it (like we did) but most people have the jug approach and "take it slow". A much younger crowd than your normal road race though and tons of costumes and attractive women.

You do get VERY dirty and muddy but that's a big part of the fun. Well that and the free beer afterwards.

Beth said...

"fulfill one of beths dreams"

So the plane is going to crash on the way down?

El Padrino said...

wow

El Padrino said...

i dont even know what to say

Beth said...

Geez, did I really need to put the "s" after my last comment EP?


I guess the TOTP quote of yours ("I'm dumb and sensitive, basically I'm a woman") remains true...

Beth said...

And for the record, that was not a 9/11 joke.

Keef said...

the mize vs Lp 1 on 1 basketball game.


0%

El Padrino said...

"Geez, did I really need to put the "s" after my last comment EP?"

nah, it was a good one, i wanted to give it its due

El Padrino said...

the mize vs Lp 1 on 1 basketball game.


0%

gonna fucking wreck him

El Padrino said...

this guy sends me a trade of alexi ogando and alex rios

for carl crawford and max scherzer

i told him if he was in front of me at this instant in which i rejected the trade that i'd spit in his face

he didnt take that too well, settle down buddy it's called fantasy for a reason

Keef said...

Your fantasy is to spit in his face?

El Padrino said...

stop it

Beth said...

"Your fantasy is to spit in his face?"

Wow.

I don't even know what to say.

Todd Packer said...

"I agree, this is going to be a great era."

lov eras are always grate*

Todd Packer said...

finally watched the new tosh last night... good stuff

Todd Packer said...

not sure what to pack for my trip this weekend. what's the proper attire for the Preakness? I know these clowns I'm going with dressed up for the derby, but I think the Preakness is less formal. I guess I need to ask

Keef said...

Wear a sundress

/mize

El Padrino said...

what's the proper attire for the Preakness?


jorts

Beth said...

You can never go wrong with jorts. It's the male version of a little black dress, every guy needs a pair.

Keef said...

Wear a Pats jersey

/h

Keef said...

Tp wearing a Pats jersey would be ironic

Contract the Gophers said...

"You know aside from his 14 affairs, Tiger Woods was pretty faithful."



I'd say TOTP if we still had one

Keef said...

Twolves owner is grate, kod

Contract the Gophers said...

"Things that irk me


People that refuse to help teach a novice."


no doubt; big pet peeve of mine

Contract the Gophers said...

Twolves owner is grate, kod



uh-oh, what did Glen do now?

Beth said...

I'm never a novice, I'm great at everything I do the first time I try it.

/ep

Keef said...

Wft is Glen

Todd Packer said...

"jorts"

funny

Contract the Gophers said...

"Wft is Glen"


YS, K? You just said, "Twolves owner is grate, kod"

Keef said...

Isn't their owner David Kahn?

Keef said...

Or is he the president

Todd Packer said...

"Things that irk me"

assholes in front of you on a drive-thru line that have a list with sererare orders for everyone at their office

Jugdish said...

KAHHHHHHNNNNN!!!!

Jugdish said...

sererare


is this a tem wwf word?

Jugdish said...

I did the Warrior Dash this last weekend and it was amazingly fun!


suite...i need to do that next time around

El Padrino said...

"suite...i need to do that next time around"


jug is into gangbangs?

Keef said...

Running a warrior dash doesn't mean your fit

/lp

El Padrino said...

"And jug I've been meaning to tell you, I did the Warrior Dash this last weekend and it was amazingly fun! You have to do it when you get a chance. It can be tough if you push it (like we did) but most people have the jug approach and "take it slow". A much younger crowd than your normal road race though and tons of costumes and attractive women.

You do get VERY dirty and muddy but that's a big part of the fun. Well that and the free beer afterwards."



this describes a gangbang, 100%

Jugdish said...

jug is into gangbangs?



Wow.

I don't even know what to say.

El Padrino said...

Running a warrior dash doesn't mean your fit

means your a whore

Keef said...

jug is into gangbangs?




Can I watch?

/lp

Keef said...

It's no rough touch football, that's for sure

El Padrino said...

Can I watch?

/lp

me too!

/cmep uncle

Jugdish said...

rough touch sounds more like a gang bang than warrior dash

El Padrino said...

JUMBO JET: Obese Pair Told To Buy 4 Seats On Flight...

El Padrino said...

your face sounds like a gangbang

El Padrino said...

"Long-lasting marriages on rise in USA"

USA! USA! USA!

Keef said...

Sucks for mize he had to buy 4 seats

Jugdish said...

"Long-lasting marriages on rise in USA"



in a related story...so is suicide


s

El Padrino said...

in a related story...so is suicide


domestic violence

Jugdish said...

that's what happens when checks rise up


/mize

Jugdish said...

chicks

tem said...

"the mize vs Lp 1 on 1 basketball game.


0%"

its may bro, relax

El Padrino said...

old man searches

El Padrino said...

oh god i have a Y! fantasy slapper on my hands

El Padrino said...

love these guys

El Padrino said...

can you believe these hippies in san fran trying to ban circumcision, they even were able to get it on the ballot to have people actually vote

it would be a misdemeanor if performed

Jugdish said...

oh god i have a Y! fantasy slapper on my hands



your LOV training has prepared you well for this moment

El Padrino said...

whether right or wrong, as far as your belief, it's a choice

Jugdish said...

can you believe these hippies in san fran trying to ban circumcision,


is this another side job of yours?


s

El Padrino said...

you cant cut extra skin off a baby schlong but you can kill a fetus

brilliance

Jugdish said...

baby schlong kilt* lov

tem said...

i am SAS that el pad thinks any schlong skin is extra.

Spaceman Spiff said...

flasher canuck fan

close up of dem pierced nips

El Padrino said...

saw that on twitter this am

Spaceman Spiff said...

vid of the flash

El Padrino said...

Panic in Minn. airport when TSA conducts bomb drill -- but doesn't tell police...



smat

Jugdish said...

tem

Jugdish said...

kod

Jugdish said...

spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Pam Oliver told the authors of the ESPN Book: “I had gotten into that creepy area where you’re single and working nonstop around athletes on television. That’s a double whammy for some insecure men who I didn’t really want to be messing with anyway. It was definitely a long dry spell. I don’t think I even had a boyfriend when I was at ESPN. It was a 3-year-drought.”

first guy after those 3 years mustve gotten ravaged

Jugdish said...

Lp

Jugdish said...

rev feels slighted by lov because we don't have a statue of him

Contract the Gophers said...

"kod"


yeah, I wish we would have kept Ramos; make him everyday catcher and move Mauer to 3rd

El Padrino said...

liquid lunch time

Jugdish said...

#3?



s

Jugdish said...

you know despite being responsible for the death of several million people, Hitler was actually a decent guy


/h and tp

Keef said...

Hitler was good in the beginning, but he went too far

Spaceman Spiff said...

has jesus hitler been posted?

Keef said...

Wasn't it you that posted it last week?

tem said...

"tem"


that's dumb that people think the establishment is rooting against the home team. if home team loses prices go down. the establishment wants the pirates to win.

fucking dumb pirates.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Wasn't it you that posted it last week?"

think so

El Padrino said...

oh yeah

El Padrino said...

CEO Jim Skinner put it when defending the fast food chain's decision to use Ronald McDonald in advertisements, "this is about choice." Skinner clarified on the clown, "Ronald McDonald isn't going anywhere." The comments were in response to a letter a watchdog group ran in several major newspapers asking McDonald's to retire the mascot.


FACE!

Spaceman Spiff said...

notimeforthatshit.jpg

El Padrino said...

cost basis this you prick

El Padrino said...

get off me

Jugdish said...

wall street trash talking is the better

El Padrino said...

KAJ is such an asshole

Keef said...

preach on

Jugdish said...

french mize

tem said...

finding a world series ring = 2 months of police search


finding a 6 foot 5 1/2 inch Arab = 9 years of searching

El Padrino said...

im off tw

tem said...

Did you get that new job?

El Padrino said...

not yet, went well

we'll see, 3rd interview so somethign is cooking i would hope

El Padrino said...

"ARE PEOPLE REALLY GOING TO GET PEJAZZLED???"

bedazzle your cock boys

tem said...

3 interviews is too many

tem said...

Reds played well today

tem said...

at the end of the world on saturday i will be with fmtem at a catholic wedding preperation retreat

El Padrino said...

jesus

Spaceman Spiff said...

oklahoma starting LB dead, overdose

Jugdish said...

at the end of the world on saturday i will be with fmtem at a catholic wedding preperation retreat



retreat is the key word there

tem said...

it'll be fun.

eteo

tem said...

afterwards, assuming the world is still around, tp and h will praise my performance at the catholic pre-marital retreat

Jugdish said...

tem

tem said...

articles on Yahoo! about saving money are stupid sometimes.


one on there is talking about how to save money this summer and one of the suggestions is "don't add a deck to your house, you'll save $3,500"


i saved $1,000,000 this year by not buying a $1,000,000 house.

tem said...

i didn't.

/blue

El Padrino said...

blogger sucks

El Padrino said...

piece

Jugdish said...

softball time

Jugdish said...

softball time



jug is into gangbangs?


/Lp

H said...

EP, already published his Friday post.

H said...

"And for the record, that was not a 9/11 joke."

Beth is backpedaling

H said...

"Wear a Pats jersey

/h"

But of course.

H said...

"that's what happens when checks rise up

/mize"

Mize knows nothing about checks rising.

H said...

TP, you know anything about thie Cow Head guy who started the uproar about the Bruins marketing campaign?

H said...

For those who don't know, apparently this radio DJ in Tampa was offended by the signs around TD Garden mocking the Lightning fans.

Link

H said...

1-0 Bruins.

Mize said...

Mize/LP 1 on 1 game is 0%. My 30 year old ass ain't playing basketball with a go-hard like LP.

H said...

it's ok. LP is not gonna be in Austin.

Mize said...

Well, there's that too.

H said...

I'd say that's the biggest thing.

Keef said...

But you 2 are still gonna sumo, right?

Mize said...

No, we're gonna take out all the pent up woe on you.

Keef said...

can I watch?

/lp

Keef said...

"No, we're gonna take out all the pent up woe on you."


Your into gang bangs?

/lp

H said...

So Keef, who do you think is going home on AI?

H said...

You are on a delay right? And no I won't spoil it for you.

Keef said...

Gonna watch the 2nd half when cmk gets home. Tonight's show starts in an hour. I'd like to see that howdy doody looking fag go

H said...

GHUTF (girl H used to fuck) says he looks like the dude from Mad magazine.

Mize said...

Alfred E Neuman

Mize said...

So the Giambino, hey?

H said...

These thunderstorms are fucking up my workd right now

Keef said...

Wft are lp's cousins doing on AI?

Mize said...

FB status update:

"Finally, GRADUATION FRIDAY!!!! Yea Buddy!!!! Looking forward to dinner with the love of my life and my parents and grandma!!!!
14 minutes ago"



You're 30 and she's 23 and ♥ drugs/controlled substances.

Get the entire fuck out of here with that shit.

Keef said...

Good for him

Todd Packer said...

"TP, you know anything about thie Cow Head guy who started the uproar about the Bruins marketing campaign?"

I think the cowhead guy is a douche, but I don't listen to local radio. stern on sirius is the way to go

Todd Packer said...

lightning looked like shit tonight

Todd Packer said...

gotta pack

H said...

Are/were you offended by the signs?

Keef said...

Fucking worst case scenario for AI finale

Keef said...

Jug is happy

Keef said...

Cmk just said she won't watch the finale. Fine with me

H said...

"lightning looked like shit tonight"

They seemed too passive throughout most of the game.

H said...

Even though I am pulling for the Bruins, I am still not a fan of Tim Thomas. Never have been, never will be. He's a very good maybe even grate* goalie, but seems like a real douchebag.

Mize said...

I have no idea what album I should dl tonight. I need some new tunes.

Mize said...

Tyler's gonna put together a nice little hookup for some weirdo rap is anybody's interested

Mize said...

*if

not is

Mize said...

Depending on what your definition of is is

H said...

Wait, it's gotta be your bull.

Mize said...

"Even though I am pulling for the Bruins, I am still not a fan of Tim Thomas."


Fuck Tim Thomas. Took the money and ran.

/Sour Bucks fans

H said...

Pretty sure we are talking about different people.

Mize said...

This computer annoys the fuck out of me

H said...

Life* annoys the fuck out of me

*Fixed

H said...

Court in the morning. Woe. I think I'm gonna use the Chewbacca defense.

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