Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Tuesday post

Yesterday As. did things that irk him. Today I do things I don't understand. Well a short list of them. I couldn't possibly list everything.

I don't understand why scientists can't just make more ozone. We don't have the technology for this? We can split atoms and do all sorts of cool stuff, but can't make ozone. For like 100 years scientists have made elements on the periodic table, man made ones are at the end or whatever, but they haven't figured out how to make ozone? Maybe we should have a 5K for Ozone. The 1st Annual Run For Ozone! We'll find out what color ribbon hasn't already been claimed and that'll be the ozone ribbon. Wear this ribbon if you support finding a cure for lack of Ozone.


I don't understand why 2 liters of pop aren't more expensive. Everyone knows 2 liters are the cheapest way to buy pop. Of course nobody does it anyway. I buy 12 pack cans because 2 liters always go flat and I am too lazy to pour pop into a cup. But anyway, what's the deal with the pricing? You can get a 2 liter at the store for the same price as a 20 ounce. Is it really just simple supply and demand? Why make them at all if you are selling them so cheap? Like someone is going to stop buying pop because 2 liters aren't available anymore. America is addicted to pop. We can't stop. Get rid of 2 liters and make more money.


I don't understand why it is so difficult for people to stick to the ideal of separation of church and state.


I don't understand why banishment isn't a option as a punishment for crimes. When did this practice end? Apparently we can now keep terrorists out no problem, what's another few thousand people? Seriously, you beat up some chick, off to Iraq. Maybe it is allowed there. Maybe that is the place for you. I don't know. Instead of banishment we just put people in prison and spend money. If we did banishment with the money we saved we could have universal health care or free porn for everyone. Banishment could provide scientists with funds to figure out how to make Ozone.


I don't understand why David Spade continually is on TV. Is he that funny?

216 comments:

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Beth said...

"I don't understand why scientists can't just make more ozone."

Maybe it's not the making it that's the problem, it's the putting it in a layer.

s?

tem said...

maybe. maybe they can make it but the ozone in the layer won't accept it because the scientist made ozone isn't cool enough to hang out with the popular kids.

Blue said...

" If we did banishment with the money we saved we could have universal health care or free porn for everyone"


communist (s)

Blue said...

i think ozone is a made up term to by george bush to scare people into recycling their aluminum

Blue said...

have you ever seen ozone?


that's what I thought, it's like unicorns and dinosaurs

Beth said...

"that's what I thought, it's like unicorns and dinosaurs"

Wait, are you implying unicorns aren't real????

tem said...

i have seen ozone and it is glorious.

Beth said...

Sounds like you got high on ozone.

Blue said...

maybe he's just high on life

Blue said...

reason that blue loves CarGo

in 14 plate appearances with runners in scoring position and 2 outs, he's reached base 9 times

that's a ridiculous good number

Blue said...

i gotta find something considering he's hitting .230

Keef said...

I always have 2 liters of soda in my fridge and pantry

Blue said...

yeah, we buy 2 liters all the time, because it's cheap

Keef said...

Maybe the 2 lutes are priced just right and the 20 oz bottles are just overpriced

Blue said...

rich people always buy 2 liters, that's how they get/stay rich

Keef said...

Liters

Blue said...

cans are priced higher because of all the material used, 12 aluminum cans and a cardboard box is much more expensive than a plastic bottle.

Blue said...

and the 20oz you buy at the store is way overpriced.

if you compare to cans or 2 liter, it's ridiculous

Blue said...

1.50 for 20oz is dumb

Keef said...

Convenience is expensive

Keef said...

Cmk would rather have cans because the 2 liters go flat. But flat soda doesn't bother me. It's usually only a glass at most anyway

Blue said...

exactly

Blue said...

you can buy those things that keep the carbonation in

i've never used them but supposedly they work

tem said...

you all would still buy pop if they got rid of 2 liters

Blue said...

i wouldn't buy pop

but i'd probably buy soda

Blue said...

or have someone buy it for me

Contract the Gophers said...

"Maybe the 2 lutes are priced just right and the 20 oz bottles are just overpriced"



-it costs about .01 cents to make pop. The packaging is where most of the expense comes in, and as previously stated, 2 liters have the cheapest packaging.

-I hate flat soda, but I will by them for get-togethers because then you can by a variety of options for cheap.
-Heavy soda drinkers I know drink 2 liters like I drink 20 oz bottles

-so, for events and heavy soda drinkers (and people who don't mind flat soda), 2 liters are the way to go

-for people like me or drink 2-3 cans a week and hate flat pop, the added expense is worth it.

El Padrino said...

Convenience is expensive

^^^^^^^

Blue said...

i go through about a 12pack a week, maybe a little more when cmblue is drinking too


we made the switch to 2 liters a while ago and it's worked great. I still buy a 12 pack every once in a while for "travel" purposes

Spaceman Spiff said...

dude who eats 2 big macs a day:

"Gorske now purchases six Big Macs on Monday and eight on Thursday. He has a spare in his freezer in case of an emergency.

He puts two Big Macs in his luggage in case he cannot find a McDonald's when he travels."

would call him a hero, but he has OCD so he's forced to do it

El Padrino said...

soda is bad for you

El Padrino said...

meiz has eaten 25K big macs?

Keef said...

Everything is bad for you. We should all just live in bubbles

Blue said...

lincecum got shelled because of the lack of INO in Denver.

couldn't have his 3 double doubles.

Spaceman Spiff said...

meiz has allegedly eaten 0 big macs, big mac eater is skinnier than meiz, coincidence?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"lincecum got shelled because of the lack of INO in Denver."

fucking juiced balls

s

El Padrino said...

ive eaten myabe 5 big macs my whole life

hate the secret sauce cuz i know there is mayo in it

Blue said...

if you know there is mayo in it, how is it a secret?

El Padrino said...

thats what its called tem

Blue said...

thousand island dressing has mayo in it too


so you'd hate in n out

Spaceman Spiff said...

bluefast

Blue said...

i never understood why the big mac has shredded lettuce and all the other burgers just regular lettuce

El Padrino said...

who cares about ino, 5 guys better anyway

Keef said...

How do you know?

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP tossing out bait, nice change of pace

El Padrino said...

because 5 guys is delicious

El Padrino said...

and the fries have to be better, from what i hear

El Padrino said...

"How do you know?"

because

east coast >>>>>> west coast

all day everyday

Keef said...

"east coast >>>>>> west coast

all day everyday"



Well, except for all the terrorist plots

Beth said...

Well, except for NYC.

*fixed

Blue said...

what if there was an InO on the east coast?

Keef said...

champyunship, spiff

Keef said...

NYC is a hole

El Padrino said...

arizona is a fucking sandpit

El Padrino said...

mine as well live in iraq

Keef said...

It's a good thing LP isn't going to Austin, the whole weekend would be nothing but "this is way better back home"

El Padrino said...

"what if there was an InO on the east coast?"

there'll will be one day and when that day comes i will taste it and still say 5 guys best

Keef said...

Ah, LP is one of those people that think that if someplace is called a "desert" it must be nothing but sand

El Padrino said...

"this is way better back home"

i dont do that

Keef said...

i dont do that


So you never tell us how much better things in cm are?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"champyunship, spiff"

thought you linked lakers hiring dunleavy, which is possible and terrifying

El Padrino said...

"Ah, LP is one of those people that think that if someplace is called a "desert" it must be nothing but sand"

just cuz you throw 40 stucco homes with cement gates up around a shopping center dont make it not a desert

Todd Packer said...

I don't understand the use of the word pop for soda

Spaceman Spiff said...

bloodsport remake is happening

Spaceman Spiff said...

hope bolo has a cameo

Keef said...

"just cuz you throw 40 stucco homes with cement gates up around a shopping center dont make it not a desert"

Wft are you talking about. I didn't say this isn't a desert.

Spaceman Spiff said...

killebrew dead

El Padrino said...

"So you never tell us how much better things in cm are?"

no, i tell you whats available and let you decide

lets be real for a second

im not the only one who thinks the best food in the world is in nyc

bagels, pizza, bread, italian meats, bronx, brooklyn, the best

not saying there isnt good shit where you live or any of you but im not making this shit up

i dont live in Newark and say hey, everything is great here or this stuff is the best

this is colov keef

El Padrino said...

"killebrew dead"

damn that didnt take long

Keef said...

Bait taken

El Padrino said...

"I don't understand the use of the word pop for soda"

me neither

El Padrino said...

midwesterners are strange

Keef said...

damn that didnt take long


Twcmlps

Todd Packer said...

I think 5 guys > ino... only had ino three times though without the thousand island because mayo sucks

El Padrino said...

Bait taken

apology accepted

Blue said...

"thought you linked lakers hiring dunleavy, which is possible and terrifying"


like Adelman is so much better

El Padrino said...

"Twcmlps"

best 3 minutes of her day

H said...

So according to yesterday's comments, Kod think I'm whiskey tango.

Spaceman Spiff said...

without the spread is not real innout

El Padrino said...

wasnt Shaw groomed for that Laker job

H said...

Tattooing name or initials of significant others is a death sentence to the relationship. It's science.

El Padrino said...

"So according to yesterday's comments, Kod think I'm whiskey tango."

even before he knew you had gay tats he thought you were WT

Spaceman Spiff said...

"like Adelman is so much better"

out of sight, out of mind, clips dunleavy more fresh

El Padrino said...

whats funny about kod calling someone whiskey tango is.........

Blue said...

"wasnt Shaw groomed for that Laker job"

lakers want to move away from the Triangle...don't want to hire someone with no HC experience


remember, this is the top job in the NBA

El Padrino said...

"clips dunleavy more fresh"

SG would go bonkers if this happend

El Padrino said...

"remember, this is the top job in the NBA"

so whats wrong with isiah thomas?
hes available

Spaceman Spiff said...

zeke is at red lobster

El Padrino said...

thats racist spiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

"The name "pop" from soda pop derives from the the original bottles that were first used. The first glass bottles used had a marble within them. Once filled the pressure from the carbonation within the bottle would hold the marble up in the neck of the bottle thus creating an airtight seal. To open the bottle, you would press down on the marble with a finger to release the seal. When the seal was broken there was an audible popping sound and thus you get the name "pop""

is this true TP, i know there are some gook sodas that have that

gonna start calling guinness and boddington's pop now

Todd Packer said...

"without the spread is not real innout"

I understand. Burger was still grate* without the 1000 island

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Barkley has no doubt he played with several gay teammates.

“I didn’t think it . . . they were gay,” he said

“Any professional athlete who gets on TV or radio and says he never played with a gay guy is a stone-freakin’ idiot,” Barkley said. “I would even say the same thing in college. Every college player, every pro player in any sport has probably played with a gay person."

bosh

Blue said...

i think tulo might be gay

H said...

Big Mac special sauce is 1000 island dressing with pickles and onions added.

H said...

"even before he knew you had gay tats he thought you were WT"

What's funny about a guy who likes cock callin somethin gay is.....

Blue said...

just because you like cock doesn't make you gay

Blue said...

if you lick cock...that probably makes you gay

El Padrino said...

"if you lick cock...that probably makes you gay"

shit, even if it's just the tip?

/meiz

Keef said...

"What's funny about a guy who likes cock callin somethin gay is"



Lp doesn't like cock. He just likes looking at it

Blue said...

and touching it (his own)

El Padrino said...

so

Contract the Gophers said...

"I don't understand why banishment isn't a option as a punishment for crimes. When did this practice end?"


it hasn't ended in Indian Country; it's a fairly regular occurrence

Contract the Gophers said...

but banishment doesn't work outside of Indian Country because you need a country to agree to take your criminals.


who wants to do that?

El Padrino said...

duh

tem said...

"but banishment doesn't work outside of Indian Country because you need a country to agree to take your criminals. "


why?

who is agreeing to take the injun criminals?

tem said...

drop the criminals off in the north pole.

tent + jacket + plane trip is cheaper than funding a jail.

Blue said...

send them all to australia

just don't tell australia

Keef said...

I could probably pitch2 1/3 innings and give up less than 14 runs

Contract the Gophers said...

"who is agreeing to take the injun criminals?"


nobody; they have dual citizenship (all tribal members are US citizens per statute). Revoking tribal membership and banishment from the reservation doesn't revoke US citizenship.

But...I think we should banish in some other cases where people have dual citizenship (to wherever else it is they have citizenship)

Contract the Gophers said...

"why?"


same reasons we don't let other countries drop their criminal non-US citizens off here

Contract the Gophers said...

although the beginning of Scarface taught me that we have been tricked into it before



darn Fidel, that rascal

Contract the Gophers said...

"So according to yesterday's comments, Kod think I'm whiskey tango."


don't be offended, I think most whisky is of the tango variety

H said...

Did I say I was offended?

H said...

You calling me WT is like black guys calling each other the n word.

Keef said...

Of course h wasn't offended. He's just glad kod noticed him

Contract the Gophers said...

"Did I say I was offended?"


did I say that you said that?

Contract the Gophers said...

"You calling me WT is like black guys calling each other the n word."


yeah, pretty much; if I mean it in a negative way, I'll precede it with the word fucking or follow with the words piece of shit

Keef said...

People with tattoos are fucking whiskey tango pieces of shit

Keef said...

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

tem said...

tem is from WaVa.

tem was already WT before the tat.

Keef said...

The dragon tat just reinforced it

Blue said...

what about black people with tats? are they WT?

Keef said...

beta tango

Keef said...

november trash

Todd Packer said...

november tango

/mize's old roomates

Todd Packer said...

november i2i

Keef said...

Did you just call me a november?

/mize

El Padrino said...

Feds sue STARBUCKS for firing dwarf...

Keef said...

"november i2i"


Yeah I fuckt* up the tango part

Keef said...

They stole my idea!

/lp

Blue said...

that new stadium they want to build in Minneapolis looks ghey

El Padrino said...

new orleans gonna get washed away again

El Padrino said...

513 People In Mexico Found Crammed Into Two US-Bound Trucks...

Blue said...

TULO!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

WWL bored with the lockout, re: front page

Blue said...

dat

El Padrino said...

yes

Blue said...

ubaldo is not so amazing anymore

Jugdish said...

beta tango



bravo tango

Blue said...

bitch tango

Blue said...

biscuit tango

Blue said...

betty tango

Jugdish said...

blue tango

Blue said...

whatchyomouth tango

Blue said...

demaurice smith is an idiot

i hate this guy

El Padrino said...

shit i thought the bklyn bridge some sangra and my smile was good

this motherfucker crushed it

Blue said...

that's fake

Blue said...

i don't know if it is or isn't, but i'm going to say it is, just in case

El Padrino said...

and thats your right

america is a great country

El Padrino said...

mets lost last night by an RBI single from an opposing reliever named burke badenhop





fuck me

Blue said...

at least it wasn't eugene fitzherber

Blue said...

madoff cursed the mess

Spaceman Spiff said...

In Book, Sugar Ray Leonard Says Coach Sexually Abused Him

unconfirmed report states same coach gave him his nickanme


too soon?

El Padrino said...

ok brian mccann relax

Contract the Gophers said...

still better than being a Twins fan these days


jeez, it's like I stepped into a time machine back to the mid-late 90s

Keef said...

"jeez, it's like I stepped into a time machine back to the mid-late 90s"


Hey, give that back to me!

/mize

Jugdish said...

too soon?



no, that happened a long time ago

El Padrino said...

Take Denver, for instance: it's fallen 9.6 percent since its last peak after a pre-dip upswing of 4.3 percent. Prices have been falling there since 2010. Joy!

Blue said...

maybe prices some places around here but houses still be expensive anywhere people want to live

Blue said...

although Allen Iverson's house did get foreclosed on

Keef said...

Colorado is a fucking snow pit

/LP

El Padrino said...

colorado is gourgeous

just no beach

colov

tem said...

why would you want to live on a mountain? fucking snowy mountain with avalanches and sherpas and shit.

fuck that.

Blue said...

it's true

the sherpas are always in the way

El Padrino said...

fucking sherpas

Keef said...

sherpas are gourgeous

Blue said...

CARGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue said...

looks like he might be waking up a little bit

Spaceman Spiff said...

thought cargo hit a homer for a second there

Blue said...

i let my excitement get the best of me.


i hate the gigantes

Blue said...

and their awesome beards

Blue said...

maybe giambi convinced cargo to war the golden thong

Blue said...

wear

H said...

Did Blogger break again?

H said...

Nope, just a wall

Mize said...

just nothing to say

Mize said...

I'd give Hanna(h?) Storm the business.

H said...

Fuckin Bruins.

Todd Packer said...

"Fuckin Bruins."

totally outplayed the lightning in the 1st

Todd Packer said...

damn 2-2

Todd Packer said...

fuck 3-2

Keef said...

13-12

Todd Packer said...

4-2 lightning are done

Keef said...

New Tosh in 30 minutes

tem said...

Go cavs

tem said...

Lightning already won 1 in boston. That was enuff

tem said...

Karate kid and kid from wonder years look similar now.

Not winnie cooper

tem said...

Durant offensive flop is awesome

Keef said...

Stripper vid on tosh was grate

Keef said...

Hey, I seen this video before from spiff

H said...

The night is never complete until you have to threaten to call the cops on someone. haha

H said...

TP, Looks like Seguin and Ryder are developing a little chemistry. This is good for the B's

Mize said...

Another reason WE don't like Boston, the "Bs" and the "Cs".

Keef said...

I refers them as the DBs

Keef said...

to them

Todd Packer said...

"TP, Looks like Seguin and Ryder are developing a little chemistry. This is good for the B's"

seguin in only 19... he's gonna be grate*

Keef said...

Boom goes the dynamite guy on tosh next week

Todd Packer said...

"Stripper vid on tosh was grate"

thanks for the spoiler, keithdrino

Keef said...

I didn't say what happened

Keef said...

Bold

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