Wednesday, May 25, 2011

This is not the greatest post in the world

this is just a tribute..too the greatest post in the world


Heat won...yahoo!

Hines Ward won...yeehaw!

Canucks won...eh!

Jorge De La Rosa has to have TJ surgery...awesome!

Lakers are going to hire the Mike Brown...hooray!

remember kids, life sucks and sometimes you get raped...yikes!

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El Padrino said...

today is a sad day

kim k engaged to that retard net player

tem said...

el pad would be a great counselor for rape victims...


"you probably led him on"

"life sucks, sometimes you get raped"

"you got what you wanted"

"you shouldn't have dressed like a slut"

El Padrino said...

hey keef you dont get locked up in jail while cops check your alibi

tard

watch some law and order once in awhile

El Padrino said...

"life sucks, sometimes you get raped"

this only applies to jail rapes

real rape i think is disgusting and i dont joke around about it

tem said...

sometimes you do. life sucks and sometimes you get raped.

Blue said...

they can hold you for 24 hours or something


but...it's not like your in the ass rape part of jail

tem said...

ok got it. jail rape is OK to joke about and accept and real rape is bad.

El Padrino said...

SOURCE: SCOTTY TOOK NEARLY DOUBLE AMOUNT OF VOTES OVER RUNNER UP... DEVELOPING...

aitch

El Padrino said...

"but...it's not like your in the ass rape part of jail"

most likely a precent holding cell where that simply wont happen and most likely it shouldnt take 24 hours to figure out if the alibi is true or not

El Padrino said...

ok got it. jail rape is OK to joke about and accept and real rape is bad.

correct

El Padrino said...

especially child rape

thats the worse

Blue said...

date rape is also ok to joke about

Blue said...

same with unforced rape

El Padrino said...

blue knows

El Padrino said...

cowboy rape is ok too

El Padrino said...

what bout dudes raping other dudes?

/meiz

tem said...

tmrt

tem said...

both AI finalists will be drugged out and homeless within 6 years

tem said...

woody from toy story is gay.

saw him in a "being gay is OK commercial" with a bunch of other gay people.

Blue said...

he's gay and likes to play with little boys

tem said...

that's what tv says

Keef said...

watch some law and order once in awhile



Stupid

Jugdish said...

from tem's question on the last post:

not yet, taking it slow.

aja its going better. her time table is different than mine so we're just working through that

Jugdish said...

pretty cool

Jugdish said...

4 Bodies Found in San Diego Pool, Another in Tub



tem knows

Jugdish said...

hilarity...zzzzzzz

Keef said...

"today is a sad day

kim k engaged to that retard net player"



Did you not read that when you said it on the last post?

Beth said...

"hilarity...zzzzzzz"

If she wasn't already married I'd think she'd be in high demand.

She start bitching at you? Just tell her a joke. Bam, problem solved.

Beth said...

Wanna have sex with her but she says no? Just tell her a joke. Bam, problem solved.

Keef said...

Rape is hilarious

/lp

El Padrino said...

"Did you not read that when you said it on the last post?"

makeing sure it was seen, blue postred before to go

Blue said...

they've only been dating 6 months too

that's a marriage that's built to last i'm sure

Jugdish said...

most hollywood marriages are

Keef said...

Love being right about that shit

/mize

Keef said...

20.5 karat ring is no joke

Blue said...

i guess since he's a free agent this year, and there's an impending lockout, he needed to get his reality tv show career started.

El Padrino said...

Oscar De La Hoya enters rehab

El Padrino said...

derrick rose sucks

El Padrino said...

two step back jay's at end of game to try and steal a win

great plan, your a grate* jumpshooter

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

thib sucks, run a real play on those last 2 regulation shots, set a screen for rose or something

Spaceman Spiff said...

those 2 rose dunks in a row were suite

Jugdish said...

two step back jay's at end of game to try and steal a win

great plan, your a grate* jumpshooter



coach has to draw up some plays there, that was just dumb. run something.

Jugdish said...

those 2 rose dunks in a row were suite

^^^^^

Contract the Gophers said...

"hey keef you dont get locked up in jail while cops check your alibi

tard

watch some law and order once in awhile"




gems!! (ns)

Contract the Gophers said...

weird, my LOV font changed suddenly


nevre happened before

Contract the Gophers said...

"they can hold you for 24 hours or something"



72

Contract the Gophers said...

"woody from toy story is gay."


oh, I thought that was Tom Hanks coming out; damn

El Padrino said...

"72"

they cant hold you 72 hours without arresting you

El Padrino said...

the 72 hours is under arrest, where in thats the time allotted to the police before they bring you to see a judge or release

Jugdish said...

you can't triple stamp a double stamp

Beth said...

Ep correcting kod on legal matters. Yeah, this will end well...

Jugdish said...

Yeah, this will end well...


^^^^^

Jugdish said...

kod

El Padrino said...

"Ep correcting kod on legal matters. Yeah, this will end well..."

EP is right

think about it, police bring you in to question you, lets say your a suspect, you think they can hold you for 3 days without arresting you?

thats crazy talk, this isnt Cambodia

i think kod was referring to being placed under arrest

Keef said...

Lp knows everything about everything

El Padrino said...

"You've eaten oodles of turkey bacon, and you didn't even know it."

meiz thats the dumbest thing you've ever said to me

i can tell the difference between fine scotches let alone pork vs turkey

fool

El Padrino said...

"Lp knows everything about everything"

i proclaim to know a little about a lot

El Padrino said...

keef knows alot about a little

El Padrino said...

like keef knows alot about grammar, pools, dogshit and colonoscopys

i know a little about each and a little about alot more that keef doesnt know about

get it?

Keef said...

keef knows alot about a little



I know some about you. But not a lot

Beth said...

Well from a quick google search, it appears EP may be right (this time). You have to generally be arraigned within 72 hours of arrest.


Yeah yeah, I know, apology accepted and all that.

El Padrino said...

doesnt the Humphires guy look slightly retarded in the face?

El Padrino said...

it appears EP may be right (again).

*ficced

El Padrino said...

Canucks in Finals first time since 1994.....

LETS GO RANGERS!!!!

Contract the Gophers said...

"i think kod was referring to being placed under arrest"


nope; google "72 hour hold"; it applies for non-arrest custodial holds, often for the mentally ill and children in potentially abusive situations (they can take children from parents and place them elsewhere up to 72 hours without arrest, court involvement, etc.).

Spaceman Spiff said...

"doesnt the Humphires guy look slightly retarded in the face?"

yes

Keef said...

Does cmlp like LP as much as LP likes LP?

El Padrino said...

"Does cmlp like LP as much as LP likes LP?"

No.

El Padrino said...

nice try kod

El Padrino said...

you know damn well we werent talking about retards getting questioned or children being taken from homes

El Padrino said...

"Does cmlp like LP as much as LP likes LP?"

No.

to further add to this, she humbles me alot

Contract the Gophers said...

You have to generally be arraigned within 72 hours of arrest.


important distinction there though. The 72 hour arraignment rule comes into play for people arrested on Fridays (where they can't get into Court that day, and court's aren't open again until Mondays). Also, this becomes a 96 hour rule on holiday weekends (which is why you NEVER want to get arrested on the Friday of a 3 day government weekend)

The 72 arrest arraignment rule is different than the 72 hour hold. Both involve a 72 hour timeframe, but for different reasons (again: 72 hour hold are for people who are likely to be dangerous and need to be held in custody, but can't be arrested due to lack of evidence at the time...it is presumed that 72 hours is enough to get in front of a judge, confirm alibis, get a child protection action going, etc.)

El Padrino said...

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

[*For easy confited pork belly: salt a slab of belly aggressively and season it with quatre epices and smashed garlic overnight, then cover it in fat and cook at 170 degrees F for 10 hours. Allow it to cool then refrigerate till completely chilled.]"

wow, cooking pork belly in fat is like blowing my mind, cooking fat in fat!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wow, cooking pork belly in fat is like blowing my mind, cooking fat in fat!"

you serious?

Blue said...

still even on a 72 hour hold, you're not put in the butt sex area

Contract the Gophers said...

still even on a 72 hour hold, you're not put in the butt sex area


not necessarily true; you're put in jail and not prison....but plenty of jail rape goes on at major metropolitan jail pens (like LA County, Rikers Island, etc.)

shoot, even in rural minni, there is forcible rape at our juvie facilities; it's just nuts

Keef said...

"it's just nuts"


We call that dog in a bathtub

El Padrino said...

according to kod, getting raped is just part of the legal process

El Padrino said...

"you serious?"

nerve heard of confiting pork belly

duck, chicken, even turkey yes
but pork no

Contract the Gophers said...

"according to kod, getting raped is just part of the legal process"


YES; I am impressed you caught the main central theme there. It is, and it's something Americans either don't recognize or don't care about.


as embarrassing as some of your comments on this subject have been; I think you redeemed yourself there (ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Canucks in Finals first time since 1994.....

LETS GO RANGERS!!!!"

winning goal last night was hilarity, what a shitty way to lose

Jugdish said...

I think you redeemed yourself there (ns)



just when i think you couldn't get any dumber, you said that about butt sex and TOTALLY REDEEMED YOURSELF!!

/kod

El Padrino said...

"I think you redeemed yourself there (ns)"

well allow me to un-redeem myself then

i was being sarcastic

look jail rape happens ok, in jail
inmates rape other inmates, there is also murder, assault, gangs and general thuggery

but its not like this national tragedy or epidemic where you get pinched for a non-violent crime then all of a sudden you get thrown in a cell with 7 dudes who go ATM on you for 4 days


basicall i think you are over doing it here on this

Contract the Gophers said...

/kod


hilarious; I was trying to find a way to fit that under the dumb and dumber quote, but couldn't get there...well done sir!

El Padrino said...

"as embarrassing as some of your comments on this subject have been"

other than the two baiting comments ive held my own on this one so i dont know what you are talking about

Jugdish said...

basicall i think you are over doing it here on this



kod said it happens often...curious to know if there are any stats on that, what should be done to fix it aside form the obvious more security.

H said...

"I disagree that she sang worse, plus she had that nice moment with her mom there. I think she'd have a better career though.I disagree that she sang worse, plus she had that nice moment with her mom there. I think she'd have a better career though."

I agree she will have a better career, which is why they are pushing her. We can agree to disagree on the singing, though I'll defer to you on that a bit as you are the country fan.

Blue said...

"what should be done to fix it aside form the obvious more security."


prostitutes

El Padrino said...

"what should be done to fix it aside form the obvious more security"

kod would say dont jail the non-violent offenders

change charges for non-violent crimes, like to misdemeanors instead of felonies

H said...

And I have posted videos of us doing All Mixed Up by 311, Bad Company and Blind by Korn. You just focus on the one country song to make your argument.

Blue said...

tem would say "banishment"

Jugdish said...

You just focus on the one country song to make your argument.


i did not see those videos. must have been blocked at work or something.

Jugdish said...

tem would say "banishment"

banish your face

H said...

"SOURCE: SCOTTY TOOK NEARLY DOUBLE AMOUNT OF VOTES OVER RUNNER UP... DEVELOPING..."

Interesting. I bet AI producers are sick of the eliminated singers having better careers than the winners.

Contract the Gophers said...

"what should be done to fix it aside form the obvious more security"


well, first we need to acknowledge that the US cannot afford the war on drugs any longer; two immediate fixes are to decriminalize marijuana (at the FEDERAL level) and to focus on treatment for non-violent alcohol and marijuana offenders over incarceration.

Programs like DWI and drug courts have shown tremendous successes, and continue to grow. Even republicans in my very conservative-political area are willing to spend spend spend on thees programs, because the recidivism rates from these programs are so much higher than for those who are just thrown in jails or prisons. The data is impossible to ignore; it works, and it's a lot cheaper.

What we can't do is to just keep throwing money to the prison system and correction officer's unions; prisons are getting worse despite the 60 some billions we spend on them each year....and now we have reached a breaking point: the most conservative Supreme Court since pre-FDR days even holding that it's gotten so bad that it's risen to "cruel and unusual punishment"

H said...

"Oscar De La Hoya enters rehab"

Monday's breaking news. Good job, EP.

El Padrino said...

cool pic

Contract the Gophers said...

recidivism rates are so much *lower* I meant to say

H said...

""You've eaten oodles of turkey bacon, and you didn't even know it."

meiz thats the dumbest thing you've ever said to me"

Gotta agree with EP on this one. Turkey bacon does taste different (still tasty IMO) and cooks up differently than pork bacon.

H said...

"Canucks in Finals first time since 1994.....

LETS GO RANGERS!!!"

Mike Richter save on Pavel Bure penalty shot was one of the greatest playoff saves of all time IMO, despite my NY hatred.

El Padrino said...

yes, yes it was

Keef said...

"according to kod, getting raped is just part of the legal process"


man, I gotta find a way to get arrested

/mize

Blue said...

recidivism > D-

H said...

"recidivism rates are so much *lower* I meant to say"

Thank you for clarifying. I was wondering how a higher rate helped your argument. haha

tem said...

"what should be done to fix it aside form the obvious more security."

ban
ish
ment

tem said...

"tem would say "banishment""

^

tem said...

recidivism


::blank stare::

tem said...

recidivism

will be used on wwf by tem.

tem said...

under the new NFL rules kickers and punters are basically always considered "Defenseless players"

tem said...

"The definition of such players now includes those throwing a pass; attempting or completing a catch without having time to ward off or avoid contact; a runner whose forward progress has been stopped by a tackler; kickoff or punt returners while the ball is in the air; kickers or punters during a kick or a return; a quarterback during a change of possession; a player who receives a blindside block from a blocker moving toward his own end zone."


i don't follow the last one....

El Padrino said...

a player who receives a blindside block from a blocker moving toward his own end zone."


i don't follow the last one...."

the warren sapp rule aka when he blew Chad Clifton to pieces

Blue said...

like a crack back

Blue said...

basically like a WR coming back into the backfield and blasting a guy as the ball is ran his way

Blue said...

like this kinda

Blue said...

and this

Blue said...

even like this one

Blue said...

this one too probably

Blue said...

without stuff like this, crime rates will be way up

Jugdish said...

without stuff like this, crime rates will be way up


so will butt sex rates


s

El Padrino said...

that ward block broke Rivers jaw

Keef said...

"that ward block broke Rivers jaw"



Now he's winning dance competitions

Blue said...

and he almost paralyzed his partner

Jugdish said...

i had never watched an episode of dancing with the stars until the other day with cgjid. i told her i think at least 75% of those couples end up sleeping together. she did not believe that

Keef said...

I'ma guess that one dude didn't sleep with Kirstie Alley

Todd Packer said...

"tmrt"

^^^^^

Jugdish said...

I'ma guess that one dude didn't sleep with Kirstie Alley


that was my guess too. although he might have caved after she dropped 40 inches or whatever it was

Jugdish said...

I'ma guess that one dude didn't sleep with Kirstie Alley



a young girl like that? I don't know why he wouldn't

/tp

Keef said...

"although he might have caved after she dropped 40 inches or whatever it was"


She's such a beastly looking thing

El Padrino said...

ocho cinco got shot down when he tried to bang his partner

El Padrino said...

at least 75% of those couples end up getting raped

/kod

Keef said...

too bad your face isn't part of that 75%

Contract the Gophers said...

too many rapists, and not enough of the Grapist



I love the grapist

Blue said...

watching people's court...

surprised Harvey is still doing this show too

El Padrino said...

bonds paying for stow's college

El Padrino said...

stow kids

Blue said...

ctrl +f "pretty cool"

El Padrino said...

oh

Keef said...

hilarity

Blue said...

is there a website where you can see all the guys in the minors?

Keef said...

http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/index.jsp

tem said...

wall

El Padrino said...

is there a website where you can see all the guys in the minors?

milb.com

Blue said...

i'm trying to find the rockies a lh starter

Beth said...

"i'm trying to find the rockies a lh starter"

Check the pool.

/tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

"ocho cinco got shot down when he tried to bang his partner"

wrong

they were fuck buddies:
"And now she tells USA TODAY that, yes, "We had a little bit of a fling."

They dated? "We didn't date. I wouldn't call that dating," she said, calling yesterday between media appearances for the book. "We maybe had a little bit of a fling. I wouldn't take it to that word dating.""

Keef said...

call up Mike Hampton or Denny Neagle

El Padrino said...

official, Mike Brown

El Padrino said...

wrong

nice ocho
even though she has a butter face

Keef said...

"even though she has a butter face"


You can't spelt hypocrite without ep

El Padrino said...

her butter face wouldnt stop me from ramming her ass

Jugdish said...

human balloon

Jugdish said...

puffy guy

/lp

El Padrino said...

same link

El Padrino said...

az shooter unfit for trial

El Padrino said...

hope he has been getting raped in jail

Jugdish said...

according to kod, that is cruel punishment, but not so unusual

Blue said...

i don't think he said cruel though eithers



just overcrowded is cruel and unusual


ass-rape, not-cruel, not-unusual

Contract the Gophers said...

"i don't think he said cruel though eithers



just overcrowded is cruel and unusual


ass-rape, not-cruel, not-unusual"


IMO both are cruel but neither unusual; the US SC said this week overcrowding was cruel and unusual.

Contract the Gophers said...

Nice poll question wwl (is Mike Brown a great coach, a good coach, an average coach or a mediocre coach)

-uh, I didn't know there was really a difference between average and mediocre...and why is the worst choice average/mediocre? did Mike Brown write this question?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"az shooter unfit for trial"

what 40 time do you need to stand trial

Jugdish said...

what 40 time do you need to stand trial


hilarity

H said...

"Same link"

So Jug's joke went over EP's head. Not shocking.

El Padrino said...

oh i get it now
thought nothing of that then

Blue said...

"So Jug's joke went over EP's head. Not shocking."


he doesn't have to shoot high, literally and figuratively

H said...

Beth is calling me again.

Jugdish said...

she likes the boston accent

Jugdish said...

and good will hunting

tem said...

"Kyle Busch flagged for driving 128 mph … in a 45-mph zone"


damn. i would go straight to jail and get raped if that was me.

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

Lp is a fucking faggot

tem said...

and he'll never know you said that

Keef said...

Exactly. Timing is everything

tem said...

timing is 4 out of 3 of everything

Jugdish said...

today is a sad day

kim k engaged to that retard net player



would you live in new jersey to get at some kim k?

Jugdish said...

i better ask that again tomorrow

Blue said...

you know that the nets players don't live in jersey

Blue said...

c'mon bro

Keef said...

He's definitely a Ness fan now

tem said...

kris humphries looks like a fake person

tem said...

as in literally not real. like a robot or mannequin

Contract the Gophers said...

kris humphries looks like a fake person


fitting, he was a fake blue chip prospect at Minni

tem said...

"Rivera is the 15th player in major league history to appear in 1,000 games."



they have to mean 15th pitcher right??

Contract the Gophers said...

so Jalen Rose drank 6 martinis and then blew a .088?

shoot, 6 martinis in one night would probably kill me

tem said...

yeah they must mean pitcher.

tem said...

jalen rose is lots bigger than you.


plus you are trained to do lysol shots, not martinis.

Blue said...

maybe they mean this year

Blue said...

maybe a lysol martini

Keef said...

Jug dropped a dap in wwf

Keef said...

Martinis are gross

Keef said...

Rivera is the only player* to play 1000 games with the same team

Keef said...

wanna buy LP's couch?

Jugdish said...

hilarity

Contract the Gophers said...

wanna buy LP's couch?



I liked Tosh.0 on fb too

Contract the Gophers said...

I'll have to check to see if they have it on Netflix streaming, I've missed about half of the episodes over the past 2 seasons

Keef said...

Grandpa just passed away. He went into a coma yesterday morning and last night I went in and talked to him for about 15 minutes and said goodbye. Toughest thing I've ever done

Mize said...

Did Beth insinuate that I can't hold a job?

Really?

F+

Jugdish said...

sorry to hear that keef...glad you and your daughter got to spend some time with him recently. prayers to you and your family.

H said...

block

H said...

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