Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Tem Post

This might be temfast, but I heard that Bin Laden got killed a couple days ago. Then the US Navy lost the body in a big pool. Goddman pools.


So who had Hawks and Grizzlies in the NBA finals?


Do the Pirates still suck?


If people would hang upside down for about 30 minutes a day would they not shrink as they get older?


Why does El Tardo have some dumb new website? Should I look and see what it is?


Who won TCS?


That foreign forward for the Hawks looks like a caveman.


Tits.


Can our student housing division have a regional manager if there is just one region?

116 comments:

Blue said...

maybe that region is very important

Blue said...

or unimportant

Beth said...

"That foreign forward for the Hawks looks like a caveman."

I'm sorry, I just don't see the resemblance.

S

Beth said...

And I can't remember if we have any other Scrubs fans on LOV, but the janitor was right.

Blue said...

so easy zaza can do it

USA! USA! USA! said...

meetings suck

H said...

So does your face

Blue said...

my face does suck.


on fmh's tits

USA! USA! USA! said...

that's a healthy wall

USA! USA! USA! said...

Then, the SEALs killed bin Laden with a bullet just above his left eye, blowing off part his skull, another official said.

suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"And I can't remember if we have any other Scrubs fans on LOV, but the janitor was right."

i think freak is

USA! USA! USA! said...

you'll shoot your eye out

USA! USA! USA! said...

i think freak is


and steve

USA! USA! USA! said...

but he dont count cuz hes black

USA! USA! USA! said...

anyone see that e60 piece on bare knuckle backyard fights organized by this one dude who looks like kimbo?

shit is nuts

USA! USA! USA! said...

god damn OTL report yesterday on that 9 year old girl kilt in tuscon almost got me

dusty

USA! USA! USA! said...

Rose, MVP

Spaceman Spiff said...

"President Obama decided Tuesday morning to release at least one photo showing Osama Bin Laden's death, a top source claims.
"

Keef said...

"Who won TCS?"



I did

USA! USA! USA! said...

grantland

the fuck, the the preview is twp chicks writing 90000 words about summer movies and the other one is a bout the knicks

USA! USA! USA! said...

awaiting the photo, gonna use it as wallpaper

Spaceman Spiff said...

"90000 words"

word, WFT

USA! USA! USA! said...

if i wanted to read that much i'd actually pick up a book

asshole

Blue said...

why is it called Grantland?

Blue said...

that seems gay

USA! USA! USA! said...

very gay

Contract the Gophers said...

wohooo!!!!!


just found out those good folks at yesterday's meeting fully supported my request (even though it results in less funding for their own programs); maybe they saw all the coffee stains after all and felt bad for me.

1 major hurdle down, one biggie to go; a very very good day indeed


eow

Todd Packer said...

Nice work, kod

Keef said...

Mendenhall is a dumb shit

USA! USA! USA! said...

wow

USA! USA! USA! said...

found out where terry tate works

fenway security

must see

Spaceman Spiff said...

goodell just suspended that guy

USA! USA! USA! said...

ha

USA! USA! USA! said...

grape tomatoes, slamonella

just aint a pint of those yesterday

Keef said...

ate that a bitch

Contract the Gophers said...

thanks tp!

Blue said...

who goes around eating grape tomatoes

Blue said...

mendenhall is a dumb ass


even if that's how he felt, he should have just kept his trap shut

Blue said...

that's almost $19m/year per school

I wonder if Texas regrets not jumping ship now.

Blue said...

Randy Moss has a daughter that's going to be a Senior in Highschool?

seriously?

USA! USA! USA! said...

why you surprised

Jugdish said...

surprised that he only has one?

H said...

Big day

USA! USA! USA! said...

osamas daddy fathered 50 kids, osama was #17

USA! USA! USA! said...

guy was like a damn race horse

USA! USA! USA! said...

1. Photos of OBLs body at a hangar after he was brought back to Afghanistan. This is the most recognizable with a clear picture of his face. The picture is gruesome because he has a massive open head wound across both eyes. It’s very bloody and gory.

2. Photos from the burial at sea on the USS Carl Vinson. Photos of OBL before the shroud was put on and then wrapped in the shroud.

3. There are photos of the raid itself that include photos of the two dead brothers, one of OBLs dead son (adult adolescent, maybe approx 18 yrs old) and some of the inside scene of the compound.

The official says the challenge is that the picture that includes the most recognizable image of OBLs face – from the hangar in Afghanistan – is so gruesome and mangled its not appropriate for say the front page of the newspaper. On the other hand, this is the one that is most identifiable as him.




release them all

USA! USA! USA! said...

we are big boys we can handle it

USA! USA! USA! said...

when they announced the osama news at the philly/ny game anyone else notice the inning and score?

i just now realized it

creepy

9th inning, score tied at 1

Keef said...

You mean you read it.

USA! USA! USA! said...

well yeah, i was reading a comment from a stacher and he had a screen cap of the tv at that point

USA! USA! USA! said...

brian wilson and keenan

USA! USA! USA! said...

So it's fitting that Simmons just announced that the site will be named after Grantland Rice, "the legendary sportswriter who helped elevate sports into American culture during the early 20th Century," and whose existence we were totally familiar with before fifteen minutes ago.

Spaceman Spiff said...

glad i completed the wire before eltardo wrote this weeks article

Keef said...

Osama pic

USA! USA! USA! said...

Mets bullpen catcher Dave Racaniello ate 14 cheesesteaks in the visitors’ clubhouse at Citizens Bank Park last night, breaking a record held by Dmitri Young.

USA! USA! USA! said...

Dmitri a fat diabetic now correct?

Blue said...

brian wilson had to have come up with that idea

Jugdish said...

it was rev's idea

Keef said...

rev isn't going to come up with an idea that takes food out of his pocket

tem said...

"osamas daddy fathered 50 kids, osama was #17"


so 50 kids could have matched the sister's DNA?

/conspiracy theorists

USA! USA! USA! said...

go light a couch on fire

USA! USA! USA! said...

bosh suing basketball wives

Keef said...

Grimaldi's pizza tonight

Blue said...

bosh should be happy that people will know he had sex with a women*

Blue said...

supposedly the navy seals had hi-tech video on there helmets (or at least one did) so Obama and his peeps could watch the operation.

Spiff, you need to find that video

tem said...

"supposedly the navy seals had hi-tech video on there helmets (or at least one did) so Obama and his peeps could watch the operation"

they 100% had this

Jugdish said...

they 100% had this


i watched it on the same feed as wrestlemania was on. it was a little choppy


/mize

USA! USA! USA! said...

"Grimaldi's pizza tonight"

your in town? i'll meet you

USA! USA! USA! said...

good talk

USA! USA! USA! said...

piece

Keef said...

Gilbert Grimaldi's > than CM Grimaldi's

Keef said...

I found the perfect yob for mize

Jugdish said...

4. Greet each parent/guardian with a cheerful and caring attitude




close!

Keef said...

at least he wouldn't have the temp agency withholding his paycheck

Jugdish said...

Fluency in Spanish strongly preferred but not required



El Meizador

H said...

"El Meizador"

HILARITY!

Fear The Queers said...

That's a sweet gig. I'm gonna look into that.

Keef said...

To perform this job successfully, an individual should have knowledge of Excel Spreadsheet software and Microsoft Word software



I'm a mouse guy

/mize

Keef said...

IN YOU FACE, BLUE

Fear The Queers said...

Fuck the Celtics

Keef said...

Can't wait to get the xbox and play mize on xbox live

Fear The Queers said...

You are dead meat, good sir.

Keef said...

You don't know which game I'm talking about

Fear The Queers said...

I'm afraid it doesn't matter

Keef said...

Oh. I forgot who I was talking to

H said...

How the fuck is that not a charge on Lebron???

Keef said...

Ey didn't call it. Ergo, it wasn't a charge

Keef said...

They

H said...

Thanks As.

Keef said...

That's why I'm here

Fear The Queers said...

H forgot who was here.

H said...

Fucking Celtics

Todd Packer said...

Lightning go up 3-0 in the series.... suite

H said...

"Lightning go up 3-0 in the series.... suite"

Can you believe there were people calling into sports radio today saying they want the Bruins to lose game 3 so there is no repeat of last year? Ratards.

Todd Packer said...

"Ratards"

^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Mize, can you believe people watch hockey?

H said...

Keef needs to go to the bait store

Keef said...

Fucking Haren

Keef said...

Looks like h found his wwf cheat again

Fear The Queers said...

"Mize, can you believe people watch hockey?"


I vaguely remember watching some game on ice with nets back in highschool. Was that hockey or ice polo?

Fear The Queers said...

Well, it's Tuesday night. That usually means my twitter admirer will be drunk and DMing me in a few hours.

Mize said...

Plushdamentals

Mize said...

Well, did we have the no no bet this year?

Keef said...

No no-no bet. That was always with zeke. RIP

Keef said...

That trade in the Y! League is re-tard-ed

Mize said...

"That trade in the Y! League is re-tard-ed"


Typical Deluxe trade.

Mize said...

Oh, wait. No it isn't.

Mize said...

Although he's usually trying to peddle non-closers as valuable trade chips.

Mize said...

EAR-regardless, I'm going to bed.

tem said...

It is a grate trade

USA! USA! USA! said...

trade your face

Keef said...

Who would want tem's face?

Beth said...

Hopefully fmtem

Keef said...

She's just in it for the prestige.

Beth said...

She wants to marry into the Temhio royal family?

Blue said...

new crap is up

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