Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Still May

Good try Thunder.

Good try Lightning.

I do not think Pedrioia deserves a sandwich.

Why doesn't El Tardo write articles anymore?

This post sucks.

Your face sucks.

I think players should be allowed to punch fans who run their mouths.

288 comments:

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Blue said...

i think bloggers should be able to punch your face in the mouth

Todd Packer said...

"Good try Thunder.

Good try Lightning."


nice work

El Padrino said...

yeah im here how ya doin

tem said...

for the record i am not scared of pools. i just think lots of shit gets lost there.

H said...

For the record I have never slept with a friend's girlfriend or wife. Exes however...

Beth said...

Exaggeration is a founding principle of LOV.

Beth said...

"for the record i am not scared of pools. i just think lots of shit gets lost there."

Maybe you should be scared of them.

tem said...

maybe

tem said...

maybe not

El Padrino said...

did anyone make the racist joke in regards to the ray lewis comments?

El Padrino said...

for the record i am average height

Keef said...

You're the racist so go ahead

Beth said...

Weren't Ray Lewis' comments racist enough on their own for you?

Beth said...

"for the record i am average height"

For the record, you missed the reason Tem and H went on the record like they did. It was in response to my last comment on the last post.

H said...

EP misst* a comment? Shocking

Blue said...

for the record, i don't read the comments, i just look at them


/ep

Beth said...

For the record, this "for the record" mini-era is already annoying.

Blue said...

for the record,
you started it

Blue said...

i figured ray ray meant that crime would go up because he was gonna have to shank someone again

Keef said...

"Let's see honey, there's a guy who jumped off a train bridge, another who likes to sleep with his friends' girlfriends and is a Boston fan, one who cancelled an engagement and is scared of microwaves and pools, one who's nickname is "ass" and one who likes to woe all day and is convinced he's a better worker than everyone around him yet can't stay with 1 job.



I seem like the normal one there

H said...

Seems like it. Good thing we know better.

Beth said...

"I seem like the normal one there"


I could say their's as a joke, yours would've been too mean so I kept it simple.

s

Keef said...

She left out the guy who wears wrestling masks and the guy who beats up homeless people

Keef said...

She left me out, too

/LP

Keef said...

0%

/me

Contract the Gophers said...

I seem like the normal one there


exactly; don't forget that cmkod already is well aware of my weirdness and has heard most of the kod stories backing that up

Beth said...

"exactly; don't forget that cmkod already is well aware of my weirdness and has heard most of the kod stories backing that up"


Good point! It's the spouses of the others who need to be worried about their hanging out with YOU.

s

Contract the Gophers said...

"Tim Pawlenty's presidential campaign is Dead On Arrival, according to his hometown newspaper.

The St. Paul Pioneer Press ran the announcement of T-Paw's presidential campaign on the Obituary page this morning."


Ha! Well done Pioneer press

Keef said...

As crestfallen followers of a California preacher who foresaw the world's end strained to find meaning in their lives, Harold Camping revised his apocalyptic prophecy Monday, saying he was off by five months because the Earth actually will be obliterated on Oct. 21.

Contract the Gophers said...

"It's the spouses of the others who need to be worried about their hanging out with YOU.

s"


-there's some ns truth to that; when I party, crazy things just seem to happen to me and those around me

Keef said...

when I party, crazy things just seem to happen to me and those around me



We'll make sure mize is sitting at all times

El Padrino said...

"i figured ray ray meant that crime would go up because he was gonna have to shank someone again"

thanks blue

El Padrino said...

Casino Infested With Fleas, Employees Forced to Wear Pet Collars...

El Padrino said...

"EP misst* a comment? Shocking"

yesterdays comments?

read them?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

El Padrino said...

as far as im concerned once i say "piece" its on to the next day

Keef said...

Shocking

Keef said...

I'm a conceited fuck

*fized

El Padrino said...

Over one-quarter of the performers who took part in 1991's Wrestlemania VII have died, a wrestling website noted in the wake of the death of "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

The Wrestling Observer newsletter discovered that 14 of the 51 performers at the event have died in the past 20 years, with many of the deaths attributed to drug use.

El Padrino said...

"I'm a conceited fuck

*fized"

nothing to do with that, just dont have time for that shit

Keef said...

Yeah reading is tough

El Padrino said...

oct 21 is new rapture day

Jugdish said...

sports talk radio spends entirely too much time discussing where current players rank on the all time list.

Keef said...

You can't even read today's comments

Jugdish said...

oct 21 is new rapture day



i don't know why this guy is given so much media attention

Jugdish said...

You can't even read today's comments



he only reads his own comments

Keef said...

he only reads his own comments


TWHNBS

Keef said...

sports talk radio spends entirely too much time discussing where current players rank on the all time list.


Because it's a good time waster. Like how Rome has to repeat the same thing a dozen times

El Padrino said...

noodle arm!!!!!!!

Contract the Gophers said...

"oct 21 is new rapture day



i don't know why this guy is given so much media attention"


yep, when the doomsday prophesies fail, cult leaders only have a couple options

1) "fix the equation"...oops, forgot to carry the 1, it's actually in October (most common)

2) rejoice in the non-rapture....well, the rapture was SUPPOSED to come, but we're so damn pious we saved it from happening (least common, since people who join these cults WANT to be raptured)

3) We weren't pious enough to be raptured (somewhere in between)

4) I was full of shit all along suckers (never...because if someone puts an actual date down, it is almost certain they truly believe in it.)

Keef said...

H thinks that guy is a whore for attention

El Padrino said...

"Actress/model Estella Warren is in jail right now, after allegedly slamming into three cars, kicking a cop and escaping from the police station..The crazy incident occurred Monday night just before midnight. Cops say Warren was driving in L.A. when she struck 3 parked cars in her Toyota Prius. Warren drove away but cops spotted her and placed her under arrest for driving under the influence, though not before she resisted and kicked an officer. Warren was taken to the police station in handcuffs, and during the booking process she managed to get out of her handcuffs and then run out the back door! Warren was quickly recaptured. Warren is being booked for felony escape. We're told she will also be booked for assault, hit and run and DUI. As one law enforcement source told TMZ ... "She was really hammered." According to the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. website, Warren's bail has set at $100,000."

I LOVE ESTELLA WARREN

El Padrino said...

lohans tit is everything i thought it would be, freckled giant pink areola

just lovely

El Padrino said...

yeah nippleS!

nsfw fags

Spaceman Spiff said...

"lohans tit is everything i thought it would be, freckled giant pink areola"

you didnt see her tits 3 years ago in that monroe shoot?

El Padrino said...

"you didnt see her tits 3 years ago in that monroe shoot?"

yes but werent they shot in black and white?

Keef said...

I'm not a fan of redheads.

colov

Spaceman Spiff said...

"yes but werent they shot in black and white?"

not the pic with the clear shot of the tits

El Padrino said...

nerve seen that one

Keef said...

no time for that shit

Blue said...

for someone who supposedly had a boob job, her shit sags a lot

Keef said...

I would not fuck Lohan.

I said it

El Padrino said...

you're retarded

El Padrino said...

for someone who supposedly had a boob job, her shit sags a lot

100% real

Blue said...

i would fuck lohan

Blue said...

if i knew how to score some coke, I probably could too

El Padrino said...

i could score coke easily

El Padrino said...

alot of kids i know going skiing every weekend

Contract the Gophers said...

I would not fuck Lohan.

I said it


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


she's gross

Contract the Gophers said...

other than having a cool story, well, let's just say you can find a more attractive hooker with less risk

El Padrino said...

oh god

Keef said...

"you're retarded"


oh, you read that?

Blue said...

my boss's daughter is graduating from highschool tomorrow.


#thingsIcouldn'tcarelessabout

Keef said...

"i could score coke easily"


You can do everything easily. Bill Brasky has LP envy

El Padrino said...

you guys have high standards for random fucks, even meiz would fuck lohan (IN THE VAGINA)

Keef said...

"my boss's daughter is graduating from highschool tomorrow."


is she hot?

El Padrino said...

"You can do everything easily. Bill Brasky has LP envy"

I am the most interesting man on this blog.

Keef said...

"you guys have high standards for random fucks, even meiz would fuck lohan (IN THE VAGINA)"


I don't find her the least bit attractive. Has nothing to do with putting it on a pedestal

El Padrino said...

I don't always drink beer. But when I do....I prefer Dos Equis.

El Padrino said...

"my boss's daughter is graduating from highschool tomorrow."


is she hot?"


this reads to me like Mitch in Old School

El Padrino said...

"I don't find her the least bit attractive. Has nothing to do with putting it on a pedestal"

exactly my point, random fuck

so someone needs to be attractive for you to fuck them

Keef said...

"so someone needs to be attractive for you to fuck them"


yeah. Fucking crazy, right?

Keef said...

I wouldn't want to fuck someone I think is gross to look at. Holy crap

Blue said...

i'd sell the sextape that we make and be a brazilianairre

El Padrino said...

"yeah. Fucking crazy, right?"

right

El Padrino said...

you dont have to walk down the aisle with the girl keef just ram her ass and move along

Keef said...

yeah LP, I get what you are saying. But I'm not of your mindset that "a hole is a hole"

Keef said...

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that thinking. It's just not me

El Padrino said...

resource furniture

i went to a seiminar a while back and this guy was guest speaker

El Padrino said...

yeah LP, I get what you are saying. But I'm not of your mindset that "a hole is a hole"

when in rome

El Padrino said...

speaking of that, my cousin (TEM: this is my 1st cousin, my fathers brothers son, just to clarify) just went to Rome today, well yesterday, and i said to say When in rome when he didnt understand something

thought that was funny, no one else did

El Padrino said...

the suspect they arressted for Stow beating has an alibi

El Padrino said...

ron ron fucked up the situation

Blue said...

"the suspect they arressted for Stow beating has an alibi"


was his alibi given by a short latina wearing an andre ethier jersey?

El Padrino said...

was his alibi given by a short latina wearing an andre ethier jersey?

yes

El Padrino said...

and here's a shocker

all the suspects are essays*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
100% real"

agreed

Spaceman Spiff said...

you know who's not though, denise milani, always suspected she was not, but couldnt find evidence, saw some pics yesterday

Spaceman Spiff said...

also had face work done, she claims to be all natural

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo macho man article up

Spaceman Spiff said...

most interesting closer in the game

El Padrino said...

milani, well there is enough fat around the implant, meaning she was probably pretty big without them

Keef said...

"I am the most interesting man on this blog."


Pretty sure kod holds the belt in that category

El Padrino said...

it goes past interesting in kods case

Spaceman Spiff said...

"milani, well there is enough fat around the implant, meaning she was probably pretty big without them"

yep

El Padrino said...

macho man piece from SG

Contract the Gophers said...

"California's prisons are so overcrowded, the Supreme Court ruled today, that they are a violation of the Constitution's ban on cruel and unusual punishment. Writing for the majority in Brown v. Plata, Justice Anthony Kennedy spent 48 pages carefully explaining why the state must release or relocate some 32,000 inmates over the next two years."


wow, it's been a while since the US Supreme Court has left me positively impressed.

this is huuuuuuuge, and among other things, will greatly speed up the national trend of marijuana decriminalization

Blue said...

banishment can't be too far off

El Padrino said...

its amazing that only in this country do prisoners actually have rights

El Padrino said...

who gets locked up for weed these days anyway

Keef said...

"macho man piece from SG"

Jesus Christ, LP

Keef said...

Not elite

El Padrino said...

"macho man piece from SG"

Jesus Christ, LP"

ah, see what happened there was spiff made some comments in a row and i read the titty one to respond and just looked at the others

it happens

El Padrino said...

i never said Eli was elite

El Padrino said...

although you cannoty spell Elite without Eli

Keef said...

You also can't spell Eli is retarded without Eli

Contract the Gophers said...

"its amazing that only in this country do prisoners actually have rights"


one of the many things that make this the greatest country on earth (ns)


USA! USA! USA!

Contract the Gophers said...

"who gets locked up for weed these days anyway"


As of 2009, 52.9% of drug related arrests in the US are for marijuana-only offenses


so to answer your question; tens of thousands

Contract the Gophers said...

*were for marijuana-only offenes

Keef said...

fucking Mize

El Padrino said...

"As of 2009, 52.9% of drug related arrests in the US are for marijuana-only offenses"

so, arrest doesnt mean jail time

get me the stat where there are a blank % in jail from marijuana related charge

Beth said...

"Additionally, our country as a whole spends $68 billion a year on its prisoners, one-third of which are imprisoned for nonviolent drug crimes. About half of these criminals are marijuana offenders, which means one-sixth of our country’s prisoners are in jail for marijuana-related charges."

Beth said...

nojailforpot.com says 1 million are i jail for marijuana related charges. Of course they might be a little biased.

Blue said...

72% of people in jail are there for marijuana charges

Keef said...

"which means one-sixth of our country’s prisoners are in jail for marijuana-related charges"

One-sixth is not a stat. I said give me a %

/lp

Blue said...

the other 28% are there because of the NFL lockout

El Padrino said...

so whats half of 1/3

El Padrino said...

1/6, it says that

not alot

El Padrino said...

either way

im pro pot

Keef said...

17% is > than 0

El Padrino said...

you have to be a moron to get pinched for marijauna

El Padrino said...

1500 still missing in joplin, misery

so sad

El Padrino said...

where sean penn or hollywood with some money for thier own country

fucking cocksucker motherfuckers

Keef said...

The attorney for a Florida woman charged with killing her 2-year-old daughter outlined a bombshell defense Tuesday, contending the toddler accidentally drowned in a swimming pool and her grandparents covered it up.
Casey Anthony then lied to investigators about her daughter's death because she was traumatized due to sexual abuse by her father when she was 8, Baez suggested.
"This family must keep its secrets quiet. And it all began when Casey was 8 years old and her father came into her room and began to touch her inappropriately," Baez said. "These ugly secrets will come out at this trial. And you'll see what makes Casey Anthony act the way she does."




Desperate times, yo.

El Padrino said...

can raise millions for haiti a devil worshipping shit shack of a country but they cant drum up any support for a city in thier own country

El Padrino said...

"This family must keep its secrets quiet. And it all began when Casey was 8 years old and her father came into her room and began to touch her inappropriately," Baez said. "These ugly secrets will come out at this trial. And you'll see what makes Casey Anthony act the way she does."

dont know how the lawyers who do shit like this sleep at night

truly Devil Advocates

tem said...

4 out of 3 are jailed for marijuana

Contract the Gophers said...

dont know how the lawyers who do shit like this sleep at night

truly Devil Advocates



-generally they see themselves as defenders of the constitution and legal process, not so much defenders of child molesters, rapists, etc.

-I couldn't do it; but I have great respect for those who do. hard for me to imagine a tougher professional job

Contract the Gophers said...

*oh, and I'm just talking Public Defenders; plenty of sharks in the private criminal defense market

Jugdish said...

hard for me to imagine a tougher professional job


ever work at a ups store?

/mize

El Padrino said...

"generally they see themselves as defenders of the constitution and legal process"

like you said, great country

Contract the Gophers said...

"Additionally, our country as a whole spends $68 billion a year on its prisoners"


which is fucking nuts; 68 billion a YEAR, and yet we still can't protect inmates from overcrowding leading to unconstitutional cruel and unusual punishment (decided by a VERY conservative court no less).

Around 1 in 100 Americans are either incarcerated or on probation; we lock more people up per capital than any other country in the world

dum
dum
dum

Contract the Gophers said...

per capital


I heart me sometimes

Jugdish said...

leading to unconstitutional cruel and unusual punishment


wussbag

Contract the Gophers said...

it sickens me that thousands are forcibly raped everyday in prison; we know this is going on, and we do nothing to stop it

El Padrino said...

"leading to unconstitutional cruel and unusual punishment"

this is kind of a double edged sword right, some say or argue they lose those rights once they are convicted of a crime

El Padrino said...

"it sickens me that thousands are forcibly raped everyday in prison; we know this is going on, and we do nothing to stop it"

really this sickens you

rapists that rape people in society sickens me alot more than criminal on criminal crime in jail

Contract the Gophers said...

"this is kind of a double edged sword right, some say or argue they lose those rights once they are convicted of a crime"



no, the 8th amendment protection against cruel and unusual punishment is specifically intended for those convicted and/or accused of crimes

Contract the Gophers said...

"really this sickens you

rapists that rape people in society sickens me alot more than criminal on criminal crime in jail"



sure, but just because one is more sickening than the other doesn't mean both aren't sick and wrong

tem said...

"it sickens me that thousands are forcibly raped everyday in prison"


is there an unforcibly raped? i guess roofied?

Contract the Gophers said...

I guess if society wants to say once you're convicted of a crime, we don't really care if you're raped or assaulted in prison



but, I think the US is better than that...and it also makes false convictions all the more bothersome

tem said...

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Contract the Gophers said...

is there an unforcibly raped? i guess roofied?


yeah, forcible rape is a term generally used outside of the roofie or date-rape context

El Padrino said...

when i read cruel and unusual punishments i think of beatings, rapes and things of the like adminstered by prison officials or guards

gen pop violence to me, should not be considered cruel and unusual punishment

and the end all be all to this whole fucking debate is

dont break the law

Contract the Gophers said...

"dont break the law"


don't break the law or get falsely accused


/fixed

tem said...

i've decided our banished people should go to:


zambia - major crimes

amsterdam - pot crimes

tem said...

"yeah, forcible rape is a term generally used outside of the roofie or date-rape context"

my rape lexicon is limited. i need to brush up.

tem said...

n't break the law or get falsely convicted

/fixed x 2

Contract the Gophers said...

good second fix (ns)

Blue said...

"it sickens me that thousands are forcibly raped everyday in prison; we know this is going on, and we do nothing to stop it"

i thought you'd be on board with this

El Padrino said...

"get falsely accused"

innocent until proven guilty
if you cant make bail and get raped in jail while awaiting trial thats life

Blue said...

maybe they should let inmates have more sex, then they wouldn't have to forcibly rape people


you know, bring in some prostitutes once a week or something.

no one would ever say that was cruel and unusual punishment

El Padrino said...

life sucks and sometimes you get raped

most of the time if you are accused of a crime and are innocent it sure as hell looked like you commited a crime so some of the blame is on you regardless

Blue said...

fucking de la rosa hurt

El Padrino said...

"bring in some prostitutes once a week or something."

which is illegal, which is a funny solution

but i hear that, legalize prostitution and pot, tax it, it will close the deficit and decrease forced jail rape!

USA! USA! USA!

Blue said...

"life sucks and sometimes you get raped"


twhnbs

Contract the Gophers said...

"most of the time if you are accused of a crime and are innocent it sure as hell looked like you commited a crime so some of the blame is on you regardless"


I'm sure that gives the wrongfully convicted and their loved ones a lot of comfort

Keef said...

"it sickens me that thousands are forcibly raped everyday in prison"


I dapped Greinke unforcibly

/mize

Contract the Gophers said...

"innocent until proven guilty"


that's what we call a "legal fiction"

Keef said...

"and the end all be all to this whole fucking debate is

dont break the law"



You ever get a legal license?

Keef said...

"if you cant make bail and get raped in jail while awaiting trial thats life"


Either that is grate bait or that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard

Contract the Gophers said...

Either that is grate bait or that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


as was: "most of the time if you are accused of a crime and are innocent it sure as hell looked like you commited a crime so some of the blame is on you regardless"

El Padrino said...

im bored

tem said...

"you know, bring in some prostitutes once a week or something."

good idea. ns.

El Padrino said...

but to the second point, police dont just go around arresting people for crimes if they dont believe they did committ one right?

tem said...

"t i hear that, legalize prostitution and pot, tax it, it will close the deficit and decrease forced jail rape!
"


been saying this for years. ns

well not the decrease forced jail rape part

tem said...

el pad is a master baiter

Keef said...

"but to the second point, police dont just go around arresting people for crimes if they dont believe they did committ one right?"


So if someone was nowhere near a crime, but look like someone who committed a crime, that's on them?

El Padrino said...

im basing all these arguments off of the years i've spent watching law and order SVU

Blue said...

thats why they rounded up all the mexicans in LA to find that guy who kilt bryan stow

Contract the Gophers said...

but to the second point, police dont just go around arresting people for crimes if they dont believe they did committ one right?


-I do see your point to a certain extent. A lot of people who are falsely accused were only accused because they did some other wrong (i.e. got involved in an affair, hung out with a bad group of people, etc.)
-but that being said, there are plenty of falsely accused and convicted people who didn't do anything wrong leading to the arrest and conviction (this is often the case when a spouse is falsely accused in the murder of their partner...since most violent crimes are domestic, the first presumption is almost always the spouse)

El Padrino said...

"So if someone was nowhere near a crime, but look like someone who committed a crime, that's on them?"

no, on thier parents

but the serious answer, unless im being naive to this paticular predicament, when does someone actually get arrested AND tried just on looks or fitting a description

El Padrino said...

"thats why they rounded up all the mexicans in LA to find that guy who kilt bryan stow"

blue is earning the paycheck today folks

El Padrino said...

"first presumption is almost always the spouse)"

oh so Scott Peterson is innocent

asshole

s

Contract the Gophers said...

when does someone actually get arrested AND tried just on looks or fitting a description


all the time (ns). I recommend a little research on studies regarding the unreliability of eyewitness testimony; it's eye opening how many convictions are based on one person's eyewitness testimony (with nothing else) combined with how piss poor people are at remembering details

Keef said...

"unless im being naive to this paticular predicament, when does someone actually get arrested AND tried just on looks or fitting a description"


I didn't say anything about being tried and convicted. Your comment said if you get arrested and can't make bail and get raped that you're partly to blame

Keef said...

random side note: I like Cow Tales

El Padrino said...

"it's eye opening how many convictions are based on one person's eyewitness testimony (with nothing else) combined with how piss poor people are at remembering details"

My Cousin Vinny

Contract the Gophers said...

with DNA and other related technology we've gotten MUCH better than we used to be (look at the thousands and thousands who have been freed after DNA showed the conviction was wrong)


it's definitely getting beter, but...it's still a big problem with no easy answers

tem said...

banishment is an easy answer.

Blue said...

Cargo!

Contract the Gophers said...

"My Cousin Vinny"


one of my all time faves


it's just too bad not everybody can have Vinny Gambini as their attorney

El Padrino said...

"Your comment said if you get arrested and can't make bail and get raped that you're partly to blame"

if you cant produce an alibi upon getting arrested for fitting a description, it just seems weird that happens alot

but kod said it does so i guess i have to believe him

Keef said...

"it's just too bad not everybody can have Vinny Gambini as their attorney"


Or Mona Lisa Vito as a star witness

El Padrino said...

"it's just too bad not everybody can have Vinny Gambini as their attorney"

i was gonna say, what shitty shitty shitty public defenders if what you say is true about false arrests and convictions

Blue said...

AZ scored two runs on a ball hit just to Tulo's left.

The ball was hit hard, but bounced off his glove and should have been ruled an error, but it wasn't


that's some home-cooking scoring on Tulo's part, not so much for DLRosa

Keef said...

"if you cant produce an alibi upon getting arrested for fitting a description"


So cmlp is out of town with the kids and you're sitting at home beating off to free porn. Also in Brooklyn, a dwarf robs the pork store, which also happens to be one of your favorite places. Who's gonna validate your claim that you were beating off on your couch?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"where sean penn or hollywood with some money for thier own country

fucking cocksucker motherfuckers"

made me laugh

fuck sean penn

Blue said...

interweb activity

tem said...

the stained smurfette hand towell he blew his load into will be his alibi.

tem said...

block

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