Thursday, May 12, 2011

Spot Start

Jug needs a spot start.


He was going here to see these people.


There are no links in that.


A poem for Obama by Jug:


Need to avoid certain disaster?
Call Obama, the solution master.
Whether it is finishing off Bin Laden
Or fixing the economy we are all applaudin'

Only a communist would hate the job he has done
Fixing the red white and blue is job number one
Health care for all and dead terrorists
A three year old would call him the bestestest

The only sad thing is that we can only get for more years
When he finally has to leave office people will shed many tears
He'll go down as the best president, that is a fact
And we all know once you go black you don't go back

USA USA USA USA USA


Poem is over.

Celtics are old and done and Memphis was who we thought they were.

Looks like the Angels are not going to play with any morales this year. I guess they are going to steal bases when up by 6 and throw at batters. It should be a fun team to watch. Cue Uncle Joey because a team called the Angels is playing without morales in 2011.

By the by, morales is how it is said in real life.

311 comments:

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H said...

That thing about Morales might be he dumbest thing you've ever said Tem. And that is saying A LOT.

El Padrino said...

nice post freak

tem said...

jug said it.

this is a jug post.

tem said...

"what fucking time do you wake up lazy dick"


alarm usually goes off at 8am. then i hit snooze 2 or 3 times.

El Padrino said...

jug woke you up at 8?

what fucking time do you wake up lazy dick

El Padrino said...

you must live close to work

Beth said...

"Beth needs to send nekkid pics of herself to Tiger. Maybe that will help his game."

Hey if I didn't do naked pics to win the TCS I'm not sending any to Tiger.

Although there IS better prize money from Tiger than from the TCS...

tem said...

"you must live close to work"

not really.


i roll in around 9 if i am staying at fmtems. 9:!5 if i am at my place.

20 minute drive from my place. 10 from hers.

of course a 20 minute drive in temhio is about 15 miles away.

tem said...

"Although there IS better prize money from Tiger than from the TCS..."

you don't know this for sure

tem said...

hey my wr87 shit is back.

tem said...

fucking google or whatever

Beth said...

"you don't know this for sure"

I also don't know for sure that Meiz won't stop woeing next week, but I think both are safe assumptions.

tem said...

nope

Beth said...

I'm supposed to listen to a guy who can't even decide if he's "temwr87" or just "tem"?

s

tem said...

"I'm supposed to listen to a guy who can't even decide if he's "temwr87" or just "tem"?"


yes. you can just end that sentence after guy. put a period there and you are done.

Blue said...

damn you blogger

Keef said...

yes. you can just end that sentence after guy. put a period there and you are done



Ha

Keef said...

Blogger is grate

Blue said...

O:FB is complete

Beth said...

"yes. you can just end that sentence after guy. put a period there and you are done."

Hey, tem understands women after all.

Blue said...

LP...what's the word on David Wright


there's been a lot of talk here that the rockies are interested in him, and that the mess are looking to cut payroll.

I know they're going to shop reyes because he's in a contract year, but hadn't heard anything on wright

Blue said...

rockies/mess will either be rained out or very soggy bottomed today

tem said...

softball was soggy yesterday.

tem said...

by the by, license plate talk on "ONE 2 NV" was worse then* morales talk.

El Padrino said...

"LP...what's the word on David Wright"

signed through 2012, with a '13 club option

i dont think they move him at any point, i expect them to resign him instead of choosing the option

reyes on the other hand.....50/50 here's here in september

El Padrino said...

if bulls win AHIK, time to break out the pom poms

cannot have heat in finals

tem said...

you can cheer together in spirit.

tem said...

obama will be cheering for the bulls too el pad.

tem said...

like 2 peas in a pod

Keef said...

here's here

El Padrino said...

alot of money comes off after this year for the mets so i dont think they'd trade wright knowing reyes can walk

Keef said...

They found the voice recorders last week from that Air France crash in the Bermuda triangle

El Padrino said...

he's

El Padrino said...

padres 23 hits yesterday vs brewers

hahahhahahhaha

that has to sting

El Padrino said...

other than Bay, Wright, Johan and Dickey the Mets have no 2012 obligations

El Padrino said...

which crash?

Keef said...

They have an obligation to there* fans

Keef said...

Estimated

Keef said...

which crash?



That one from like 2 years ago that disappeared off radar and is about 17 miles underneath the ocean

El Padrino said...

and ike, forgot about ike

we like ike

El Padrino said...

ah yes i recall, did they finds JFK Jr. while down there?

Keef said...

ah yes i recall, did they finds JFK Jr. while down there?



No. He's in Vegas partying with Elvis, tupac, and OBL

El Padrino said...

ian stewart is shit

El Padrino said...

No. He's in Vegas partying with Elvis, tupac, and OBL

and zeke

El Padrino said...

although blue, they do have a nice 3b prospect that could be ready

not now, per se but maybe by mid 2012 if the rockies are willing to wait that long

wrights coors field #'s are retarded

Keef said...

Yeah, if zeke didn't show up yesterday, he's mos def dead

tem said...

zeke got married and is now pussy whipped. happens.

tem said...

"Omar Vizquel had an RBI double in the eighth inning and a tying sacrifice fly in the ninth for the White Sox"


omar still plays?

Keef said...

So tem is gone in 6 months. Got it

Keef said...

You gotta reverse it, tem. Don't be pussy whipped. You got to whip that pussy

tem said...

i'm not blocked at work.

zeke was blocked at work. pussywhipped at home.

Beth said...

"if bulls win AHIK, time to break out the pom poms"

That's not AHI unfortunately.

Blue said...

zeke's problem is that he put the pussy on a pedestal

Beth said...

(xnij)

tem said...

good 2 letter wwf game as.

Blue said...

"good 2 letter wwf game as."


did tem decide to play a 2 letter game, then drop a 9 letter word on you towards the end so he took a huge lead?

Blue said...

tiger pulled a cutler at the TPC

tem said...

"did tem decide to play a 2 letter game, then drop a 9 letter word on you towards the end so he took a huge lead?"


i used a 3 letter word on him

tem said...

and i wouldn't call:

bed skirt - 254
tuck7612 - 301


a huge lead for me

Spaceman Spiff said...

"But they have just been outclassed this entire series."

not like rondo got hurt or anything

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Kendry Morales. Done for the year."

wonder if kendrys will be good to go soon at least


S

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff...you watching tuf?

len bentley is annoying. He lost his fight and White told him good fight afterwards. ever since then he thinks he is hot shit."

yea he is dumb, then talking shit, saying he will fight brock, riiiight. hope he gets knocked out if they put him in the finale

dos santos showboating at the end of the coach challenge was hilarity

Keef said...

"good 2 letter wwf game as."


Yes. That was my 2nd closest game so far. Me & Todd tied once

Keef said...

Tiger is a quitter

tem said...

so is your face

El Padrino said...

interesting, how would anyone know if the dr used HGH anyway and is just lying

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Tiger is a quitter"

supposedly injured

El Padrino said...

meiz go back to prom

El Padrino said...

he stopped roids

why i dont know they dont test do they?

Blue said...

"Tiger is a quitter"

so would you say he pulled a cutler? or just reiterate the fact that I made previously

El Padrino said...

OBL SHOT IN HIS UNDIES...


pics?

/lp

Blue said...

"supposedly injured"

just like Cutler

Contract the Gophers said...

damn blogger


making me a weasel and now all you guys know my middle initial

El Padrino said...

bastard?
bolong?
bartholomew?
bussy?
bumpkin?
bernard?
brick?
blight?
bizzy?
bing?
bobby?
brie?
brosef?

Blue said...

buttpirate

El Padrino said...

bucky

El Padrino said...

buford

Blue said...

"OBL SHOT IN HIS UNDIES..."

well of course he was, they woke him up in the middle of the night

tem said...

"Mobile phones are 'to blame for the sudden decline in the world's bee population' "

oops

Keef said...

Butthole

El Padrino said...

bees are very important

Spaceman Spiff said...

backpussy

Blue said...

bear

Blue said...

i bet obama could figure out kod's middle name

tem said...

yeah because his middle name is Barack

Contract the Gophers said...

i bet obama could figure out kod's middle name


you'll never guess without a hint; it is both the last name of a somewhat well known actress and a name in the title of a Cohen Bros. movie

Blue said...

leBowski

tem said...

fink

Blue said...

BARTON!!!

Blue said...

i still think it should be leBowski

Contract the Gophers said...

BARTON!!!



ding ding ding

Blue said...

i was an in n out the other day whilst in CA and the chick who took my order looked just like Mila Kunis.


I wanted to take her picture without being all weird, but couldn't get it.

Blue said...

are you saying that mischa barton is a well known actress,

or is it somebody else

Keef said...

Mischa Barton is too skinny and has fuckt up teef

Jugdish said...

O:FB is complete

the one time i wanted boston to win too

Keef said...

The radio station here that has DP & Rome is fuckt* up. Since we don't change time, it fucks up the morning schedule. They play all 3 hours of DP, but they start with hours 2 & 3, and play hour 1 during the 3rd hour. Then Rome is an hour tape delayed

tem said...

east coast bias

Jugdish said...

weird

Blue said...

worthless nfl players

you'll never guess whose number 1

Jugdish said...

thanks for the spot start temwr87

Jugdish said...

ive never even changed my name ti michael on here...stupid google

tem said...

i wrote a poem. it is grate*

Blue said...

the poem was nice

Blue said...

i deleted the comment earlier that said that, i meant it though

tem said...

blue is sweet

tem said...

no he is not / hot secretary

Keef said...

no he is not

/black people

tem said...

no he is not /cmblue

Blue said...

the darker the berry the suiter the juice

Blue said...

with poetry like that, no wonder tem is always getting the ladies to marry him

Jugdish said...

So tem is gone in 6 months. Got it


cgjid is wanting to talk about looking at rings, but jug is not ready to do that. its causing problems...apparently im taking it too slow

Jugdish said...

that would be an easier conversation

tem said...

look at rings?

like cock rings?

Jugdish said...

boxing sucks


/sane people

Jugdish said...

boxing rings


s

Contract the Gophers said...

"are you saying that mischa barton is a well known actress,"



well, I said somewhat well known

Contract the Gophers said...

"i wrote a poem. it is grate*"



I enjoyed it (ns)

Contract the Gophers said...

funny timing, I actually wrote a poem last Sunday

hadn't written one in about 20 years, but I was board and my damn horoscope and tarot readings keep telling me to write stories or poems

Blue said...

i guess she's well known enough for me to figure it out

Contract the Gophers said...

ftr, board was not intentional HDH



d'oh

tem said...

kod is mini el pad lately with hdh

Contract the Gophers said...

yeah, I dig astrology


I just do the free ones at horoscope.com; I fund them pretty damn accurate for the most part

Blue said...

tarot readings?

Blue said...

you should have asked your local witch doctor

Contract the Gophers said...

"kod is mini el pad lately with hdh"



"I fund them"



shit, you're right

Jugdish said...

Beth, do it for your country

Jugdish said...

that's really tiny!



twss

/mize

Jugdish said...

mini el pad


that's really tiny!

Blue said...

hilarity

El Padrino said...

poetry?

the fuck

Keef said...

except for the part about insurance

Keef said...

wow, I sound like mize

Keef said...

I hate dealing with insurance stuff

Keef said...

"poetry?

the fuck"



ROMANCE! LOOK IT UP!

Contract the Gophers said...

"poetry?

the fuck"



ROMANCE! LOOK IT UP!



-yeah, love poetry definitely not my thing. But I have found that I enjoy writing irreverent kids poems (like Dr. Suess or Shell Silverstein...I don't have 1/1000th the talent, but I like the style)

Keef said...

Miguel Kodtista

tem said...

"I don't have 1/1000th the talent"


do you have more than 1/1000th the talent or less than?

Contract the Gophers said...

do you have more than 1/1000th the talent or less than?



nice catch; 1/1000th the talent sounds a bit high, maybe 1/1003th

tem said...

or

i'll take you to mac donalds first

tem said...

the only poetry el pad needed to bang some whiskey tango in florida was:

hey, i have 4 dolla

tem said...

1003th


hdh

tem said...

our 55 yr old dumb receptionist is insanely proud that she became a great grandmother yesterday.

she brags to everyone she see about it.

Beth said...

"Beth, do it for your country"

Any idea where I can get a red, white and blue g-string?

Blue said...

55 year old great grandma?

wowza

Blue said...

if she had her kid at 20, that makes her kid 35, if that kid had their kid at 20 that makes that kid 15


i guess, 18 would be 37, and 18 would be 19.

but damn..that's still a lot of yung folks

tem said...

girl that just had a kid is 18.

i think secretary was 20 when she had her first.

i guess that leaves 17 for the other person.

El Padrino said...

whore

Contract the Gophers said...

but damn..that's still a lot of yung folks



*scoffs


(s, it's different being a step...although even step-grandpa at 28 was funny)

tem said...

i forgot about grandpa kod

Blue said...

i was assuming no step children of course

tem said...

yes no step kids in great grandma receptionist world

Contract the Gophers said...

i forgot about grandpa kod


yeah, gdkod1 turning 3 this weekend, and gdkod2 turning 2 in July



time flies, you

Contract the Gophers said...

as weird as that is, it's even weirder in that,


gdkod2s bio dad was blonde/blue, unlike everyone else in the family but me. gdkod2 of course is blonde/blue like her dad

sdkod2s fiance is dark (adopted from overseas as a baby). I do not like when we are all together and people come up to say how much she resembles me.


yeah, quite awkward at times

El Padrino said...

stacey dash is looking fine as usual on the billboards for whatever show she is on

Blue said...

well you know how people start to look like their dogs

El Padrino said...

serious, send this shit to a network

tem said...

kod is a danpa

daddy-grandpa


usually only found in wava

Blue said...

new customer service chick started today.


she is hotter than hot receptionist, i think. I will have to see more revealing clothes in the near future

tem said...

much to the chagrin of HR blue is going to institute "dress like a slut fridays"

Blue said...

i'm a bad picture ninja though..

Blue said...

"much to the chagrin of HR blue is going to institute "dress like a slut fridays""

head of HR reports to me, i can make this happen

Contract the Gophers said...

"usually only found in wava"



made me aitch

El Padrino said...

and

Blue said...

i ninjad a good picture on the airport shuttle bus once, but i felt very pervish

Blue said...

that's the end of the story

Keef said...

"stacey dash is looking fine as usual on the billboards for whatever show she is on"



I ♥ Stacey Dash

El Padrino said...

yo tambien

Keef said...

"head of HR reports to me, i can make this happen"



No

/cmblie

Keef said...

I had some of these cookies yesterday. Fucking awesome

Blue said...

mess/rockies in rain delay

Keef said...

who is cmblie?

Keef said...

femjug

El Padrino said...

"mess/rockies in rain delay"

i noticed

fucking LODO

El Padrino said...

those new Milano Melts from Pep Farms blew my mind the other day

Jugdish said...

I was just about to post a video and say in and out burger is not that good

Blue said...

i think they'll get it in this afternoon as long as the field drains.

I think the rains are over

Blue said...

in n out disappointed me last time I was in CA


i just can't quit 5 guys (twss)

Keef said...

what's rain?

Keef said...

I dunno why, I just like In n out better

Blue said...

i counted those cars, 75 cars in line before they even get to the parking lot...eff that in-n-out is not that good

tem said...

"who is cmblie?"

yet another chick who tells blue he can't do things

Keef said...

"I was just about to post a video and say in and out burger is not that good"


Your face is not that good

Blue said...

"I dunno why, I just like In n out better"

i used to be in that camp.

the burgers are fairly the same to me, the fries are not even close though

El Padrino said...

isnt whattaburger big down there

Blue said...

whattaburger is ok

El Padrino said...

five guys is the best .

Blue said...

5 guys is dwayne wade and in-n-out is Lebron

one has all the hype, the other is just better

El Padrino said...

Best case scenario, the game starts at 5 pm, a team spokesman has told the team’s beat reporters.

Keef said...

"the burgers are fairly the same to me, the fries are not even close though"


I like the INO fries. I think I'm in the minority

Keef said...

"isnt whattaburger big down there"


We have them. I wouldn't say it's "big". I think the burgers are good

Blue said...

i used to be cool with the ino fries too

but this last time kilt me

El Padrino said...

"I wouldn't say it's "big". I think the burgers are good"

oh i didnt know you moved to dallas/Ft. Worth area

Keef said...

And "down there" is pretty vague. Phoenix is "down there" from you.

Keef said...

So suck on that, dillhole

Keef said...

"oh i didnt know you moved to dallas/Ft. Worth area"


We have like 20 of them in the PHX

Keef said...

bold

Keef said...

LP sucks donkey dong

Blue said...

whattaburger is not just in the dallas/ft worth area

El Padrino said...

retards

whattaburger is big in dallas area, that's what i was saying

El Padrino said...

who gives a crap about pheonix, basically the detroit of the desert

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