Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Spot Start

Blue has been out of town the last few days so i'm giving him a spot start.

Has anyone noticed that women with big boobs are more fun?

Is the NFL lockout over yet?

I have great hair

sometimes i like to try and sneeze and fart at the same time, it's challenging, but well worth it.

who invented cheese? I mean what guy stirred around the milk then let it sit for a while or however they make cheese.

Why are weinerschnitzel hotdogs so much better than store bought

Derrick Rose is the next Allen Iverson with a better attitude, discuss

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Contract the Gophers said...

"You probably didn't notice but that story is set in Duluth, GA"



there's a Duluth, GA? funny

Beth said...

Why, is there another Duluth somewhere else? (s)


Georgia's Duluth is nowhere near as white as Minnesota's (and by that I mean snow-wise and people-wise).

Contract the Gophers said...

"Top 5 for queen is a stretch"


disagree; ranking bands/artists has both an objective and subjective component.

There has to be some objectivity there, as some bands are so horrible it would be impossible to make their case as one of the greats (i.e., I dunno, let's go with LFO)

Queen, with their library of hits easily passes the objective test; the rest is personal taste.

I do have trouble selling ELO as the greatest rock band in history (even though I truly believe they are), and Jeff Lynne as the greatest musical genius of the 20th century. It does help my case that John Lennon called him the greatest musician of his time though

tem said...

the greatest musical genius of the 20th century = wierd Al

Blue said...

what's wrong with LFO?

Blue said...

we're in the 21st century, quit living in the past

Blue said...

and how can they say that person is the greatest musical genius of the century.

there weren't even radios for a good portion of the century, and even then a musical genius would have had to figure out how to get on the radio.

tem said...

i hear soggy bottom boys were pretty solid back in the day.


theys were even integrated before integrated was acceptable

tem said...

ELO


::blank stare::

tem said...

LFO


::blank stare::

Beth said...

"i hear soggy bottom boys were pretty solid back in the day."

You just think their lead singer is hot.

tem said...

Jeff Lynne


nerve* heard of him

tem said...

"You just think their lead singer is hot."

i like the short backup singer

tem said...

i bet he cleans up good

Blue said...

he had sex with jennifer aniston in some movie

H said...

"Oh those are from Nirvana? Never mind then. (ns)"

What did you think I was saying?

Blue said...

"What did you think I was saying?"

that you wanted attention.


Mission accomplished

Contract the Gophers said...

"we're in the 21st century, quit living in the past"


I say we're living in the worst musical era in over 50 years, so lets live in the past

Contract the Gophers said...

"whose your favorite member of the Traveling Willburys?


IS IT JEFF LYNNE??"

Contract the Gophers said...

"i hear soggy bottom boys were pretty solid back in the day."



oooh, O Brother also is the greatest movie soundtrack in existence IMO


tem and jug probably like it

tem said...

O brother?


::blank stare::

Keef said...

How dare you slight LFO

Keef said...

New kids on the block had a bunch of hits

Keef said...

Chinese food makes me sick

Keef said...

I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer

For the summer

Blue said...

kod does not like the auto-tune era

Blue said...

how can you dis on great artists of our time like Rebecca black

El Padrino said...

"Derrick Rose is the next Allen Iverson with a better attitude, discuss"


if rose can shoot the rock like AI did then holy shit

Keef said...

He just needs more practice

El Padrino said...

"BIN LADEN SON: SEA BURIAL DEMEANS FAMILY...

MAY SUE USA..."


BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

fucking jilarity

Beth said...

"that you wanted attention."

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

The best band of all time is the Monkees. They were a major influence on the Beatles

Jugdish said...

They were a major influence on the Beatles


always hilarity

Blue said...

small sample size but Derrick Rose already has a higher shooting% and basically the same 3p% as AI did for his career

same number for assists, way less steals.

but basically same type of player, mid-range, quick, big-time scorer

Keef said...

And they're bolth black

Blue said...

and neither can read

El Padrino said...

music is all opinion

colov

El Padrino said...

fuck tay

Blue said...

mess/rockies game today, delayed until tomorrow

El Padrino said...

ive been hand calculating margin requirements on naked options all morning thanks to citigroupd reverse 1-10 stock split

El Padrino said...

fuck me in the butt

El Padrino said...

BLOW ME VIKRAM PANDIT

El Padrino said...

face palm

El Padrino said...

cmep doesnt like being broke

like any of us do

Keef said...

"ive been hand calculating margin requirements on naked options all morning thanks to citigroupd reverse 1-10 stock split"


While you're doing the math, I'll do the alfredo

Jugdish said...

He's back!

Ben said...

"besides, i told you, i'm a niners fan"

tem said...

eff ben

tem said...

goddman blue not using the right login again.

Blue said...

damn you google

El Padrino said...

saw a tiger dad on the train yesterday

he would ask his lil girl a math question she'd get it wrong he'd slap her upside the head

ns

wanted to fucking stab him

El Padrino said...

but i minded my beeswax

El Padrino said...

jerkoff

tem said...

"saw a tiger dad on the train yesterday

he would ask his lil girl a math question she'd get it wrong he'd slap her upside the head

ns

wanted to fucking stab him"


love it or leave it.

USA USA USA USA

tem said...

"saw a tiger dad on the train yesterday

he would ask his lil girl a math question she'd get it wrong he'd slap her upside the head

ns

wanted to fucking stab him"


some people don't want their daughters growing up dumb.

tem said...

"saw a tiger dad on the train yesterday

he would ask his lil girl a math question she'd get it wrong he'd slap her upside the head

ns

wanted to fucking stab him"


he is making sure he gets shit done. he is taking a cue from our president. obama gets shit done. exhibit A - bin laden.

this dad gets shit done. exhibit A - doesn't have a retarded daughter.

tem said...

"saw a tiger dad on the train yesterday

he would ask his lil girl a math question she'd get it wrong he'd slap her upside the head

ns

wanted to fucking stab him"

relax. she'll grow up with daddy issues and your son can hit it and quit it in 13 years.

Blue said...

while i was on my vacation/trip this last week, i saw one of my cousins

he just got in trouble for having sex with a teacher, which i thought was kinda cool

Blue said...

til i remembered he was homeschooled

no wonder his mom wasn't around

El Padrino said...

god for bid my wife salts something properly

El Padrino said...

tem drove to the bait store

El Padrino said...

tractor traylor dead

tem said...

bait store is two towns over

tem said...

el pad is just mad because he had to do math and that there was a little girl on the subway who is better at it than he is.

El Padrino said...

blasphemy

tem said...

she worked hard to learn math.

tem said...

dad made sure she learned.

must not be a NYC parent.

El Padrino said...

you must be bored

tem said...

you must be sad that a little girl is going to be calculating margins soon.

Blue said...

"Traylor, 34, was a McDonald's All-American and played college basketball at Michigan. He was selected No. 6 overall in the 1998 NBA draft by the Dallas Mavericks, who traded him to Milwaukee for the Bucks' two first-round picks, Dirk Nowitzki and Pat Garrity"


fear the deer

tem said...

pat garrity shot billy the kid right?

Keef said...

Obama does get shit done

tem said...

he's got a good track record so far.

tem said...

economy = fixed

bin laden = dead

Jugdish said...

batman beatdown

Keef said...

I didn't see Osama die on GW's watch

tem said...

60% approval rating

tem said...

nope GWB broke the economy and let osama sit right under everyone's nose.


obama fixed those things.


USA USA USA USA USA

Jugdish said...

this obama talk might make zeke rise from the dead

tem said...

scrabble added new words.


grrl
thang
qin
fiqh

tem said...

if it does that is another box obama can check.

Keef said...

Yeah, didn't Osama move into that compound in '05? And GW was searching in those caves for him. Good strategery

tem said...

really other than bringing zeke back what hasn't he done?

tem said...

yeah he built the 1,000,000 compound on GWs watch, but GW was looking in caves.

didn't notice the fortress being built.


i think even google maps added the fortress but GW didn't know

Blue said...

economy = fixed

bin laden = dead

health care = fixed

debt = smaller

Blue said...

iphone now on verizon


thanks Obama

Keef said...

And he's bringing rappers to presidential poetry dinners

Keef said...

Obama will end the NFL lockout

Blue said...

obama is putting an end to the BCS baloney too

Jugdish said...

he is also taking sheen's place on 2 and a half men

Blue said...

4 more years

tem said...

if you have bad things to say about him you are basically a communist.

Keef said...

A top Al Qaeda leader in Yemen warns the United States Wednesday the "worse to come" following the death of Usama bin Laden, Reuters reports.



HDH

Keef said...

"he is also taking sheen's place on 2 and a half men"


It's gonna be renamed 3 and a half men

Blue said...

obama exposed the real Tiger Woods

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

Keef said...

The trial of accused murderer Casey Anthony took a strange twist Tuesday when a potential witness for the defense was mistakenly called for jury duty, prompting the judge to throw out several prospective jurors after the witness reportedly discussed details of the case with them.



Oops

tem said...

i heard obama told the mets to take Pedro Beato in the rule 5 draft

Blue said...

obama sent the email to tressel about the guys selling their gear

Keef said...

hilarity pic

Blue said...

obama made bert farve retire

Keef said...

Chuck Norris thinks that Obama is a beast

Keef said...

gross

Jugdish said...

Chuck Norris thinks that Obama is a beast


now you're going too far

El Padrino said...

really

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Jugdish said...

His body, hidden under brush and then doused with black pepper, would be consumed over time.


cmep wouldn't salt that shit properly

/Lp

Keef said...

"hilarity"

LP text me that on Mom's Day. Without the saucers blockt*

ns

Jugdish said...

LP text me that on Mom's Day. Without the saucers blockt*


^^^^

Blue said...

this is why lp doesn't have my text number

El Padrino said...

FLAPJACKS!

El Padrino said...

love the obama bait

reminds me of the goold ole days

El Padrino said...

and keep telling yourselves the economy is better

El Padrino said...

dollar all time low
oil approaching 08 highs
unemployment still rising
housing still garbage
trade deficit high
meiz not happy

El Padrino said...

"this is why lp doesn't have my text number"

your loss, that text would have made your day like it did for the boys

Jugdish said...

meiz not happy


funny

Blue said...

dollar all time low?

it's worth a dollar

Blue said...

so it's also at it's all time high


your such a glass half empty guy

Blue said...

obama could get meiz laid if he wanted to

tem said...

dollar all time low - low is good, it is like golf scores

oil approaching 08 highs - gas prices are supposed to go down 50 cents or more by the summer.

unemployment still rising - that's because only people who know math have jobs. dumb people don't get jobs.

housing still garbage - recovering (actually this is a ns comment)

trade deficit high - GWs fault, can't fix overnight


meiz not happy - never has been since his time masheen broke.

tem said...

lp didn't txt me shit on mothers day

Blue said...

"Stocks paused from a three-day rally after The Walt Disney Co. reported disappointing results "


disney ruins everything

El Padrino said...

"dollar all time low?

it's worth a dollar"


your better than this blue

El Padrino said...

lp didn't txt me shit on mothers day

cuz your not a mother

Blue said...

"But last week, prices dropped every single day, most sharply late in the week, and finished down 15%, at $97.18 per barrel"


thanks Obama

El Padrino said...

"recovering (actually this is a ns comment)"

barely

the amount of homes underwater are still high and the commercial real estate market hasnt even crashed yet

Contract the Gophers said...

"dollar all time low"


you say this like it's a bad thing; dollar was way artificially inflated, to our detriment

we need to close the trade gap, and Obama needs to "convince" China to stop devaluing their own currency.

Blue said...

"Obama needs to "convince" China to stop devaluing their own currency."

if anyone can do it, Obama can


YES HE CAN

YES HE CAN

tem said...

"cuz your not a mother"

and as. is?

tem said...

"commercial real estate market "

when someone says 'housing' i don't think commercial real estate.

sorry i didn't know you meant office and retail when you said housing.

Keef said...

"this is why lp doesn't have my text number"


I picture it went more like this...

blue: I'm gonna send the blog guy my # so he can text me gems.

cmblue: No

Keef said...

"the amount of homes underwater are still high"


Don't blame Obama because the Mississippi is high

Blue said...

obama went and toured the tornado victims area


you don't see eminem up on some charity telecast saying "obama doesn't care about white people"

Jugdish said...

bill brasky took a leak in the mississippi river and caused it to overflow

El Padrino said...

"and as. is?"

yes

a motherfucker

El Padrino said...

bin laden photo released

El Padrino said...

quake, madrid

Jugdish said...

no

/cmblue

tem said...

"The 5.3-magnitude quake occurred at 4:47 p.m. (10:47 a.m. ET)"



5.3 is like rev farting, spain will be fine.

Blue said...

rev

Blue said...

that would be closer to a 7.34 earth quake

El Padrino said...

piece

Mize said...

This was a great LoV day

Keef said...

why?

Keef said...

"Blue apparently is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy"


I was trying to remember where I heard that joke before

H said...

"til i remembered he was homeschooled"

Blue apparently is a fan of Larry the Cable Guy

Keef said...

Good talk, Russ

Contract the Gophers said...

He performed in Bemidji last month


I was not in attendance

H said...

Your* welcome

H said...

Hey Kod, you gonna change your name you weasel?

S

Contract the Gophers said...

oh yeah, thanks for the reminder

Keef said...

kod still owes himself 6 weeks on the other name/pic

H said...

Jays for 64 points. 1 point lead over Keef.

H said...

Jeed for the win.

Hman7708 323
Keefknows 311

Keef said...

Look at me!!!!

/h

H said...

Don't be bitter

Keef said...

Not at all. I lose to everyone.

Todd Packer said...

Big 3s from lebron

Mize said...

I threw horseshoes tonight. I am terrible.

Keef said...

Mize, which xbox game should I get? No gay war games

H said...

So long and goodnight Celtics.

Todd Packer said...

they played tough, h

ns

H said...

At least I am still alive in my bet.

H said...

I'm sure they did. I couldn't watch the game. But they have just been outclassed this entire series. They got nothing from Green or Big Baby. They relied on Shaq coming back a little too much.

Mize said...

I'm certain Freak has way more games than I do.

Mize said...

"Mize, which xbox game should I get? No gay war games"


You're required to have Black Ops. Get Assassin's Creed on the cheap. The Orange Box is one of the best values out there(Portal, Half-Life). Rapala Fishing Frenzy is fun and cheap.

Mize said...

Original Bioshock is HDH for cheap.

H said...

AC was ok. AC2 was bomb. I have not played AC Brotherhood yet.

Keef said...

"You're required to have Black Ops. Get Assassin's Creed on the cheap. The Orange Box is one of the best values out there(Portal, Half-Life). Rapala Fishing Frenzy is fun and cheap."


I guess that means I need to start liking shooting games. What sports games do you have that I can play against you?

Mize said...

"I guess that means I need to start liking shooting games. What sports games do you have that I can play against you?"


Assassin's Creed is a one player game, not a shooter.

I have MLB & NBA 2K11. And Top Spin 2, but Top Spin 4 just came out.

Keef said...

Singing don't stop believing on AI is retarded

Mize said...

The old man is trying to guilt me into donating money to charity. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

Keef said...

Should I get WWE all stars?

Mize said...

Double Dragon

Mize said...

"Should I get WWE all stars?"


Hell yes. But it's 60 bucks. I was trying to think of suite games on the cheap.

Keef said...

I didn't realize those games were fucking $60

Keef said...

I might look on craigslist

Keef said...

It's $51 on amazon

Mize said...

"@MajaLeeg #FakeDrunkTweets <<<<<<"


::looks at Tem::

H said...

H does not have a 360. He should get one.

Mize said...

Yes. Especially since the big PSN hack happened. Billy Gates ain't letting that shit happen to Microsoft.

Keef said...

H should get a 360. Then he can announce whenever he wins a game

Mize said...

He could even tweet or facebook it straight from the XBox

H said...

Keef = Hater

Mize said...

"Keef = Hater"


It took you this long?

Keith's gonna get sick of me callin' him "Ol' Hatin' Ass Keith" at the Summit.

Keef said...

Who here isn't a hater?

Keef said...

"Keef = Hater"


Der

Mize said...

""Who here isn't a hater?"

kod"


You sure?

Todd Packer said...

"Who here isn't a hater?"

kod

Keef said...

"Keith's gonna get sick of me callin' him "Ol' Hatin' Ass Keith" at the Summit"



Nah.

Mize said...

"there's a Duluth, GA? funny"

I'm SAS Kod didn't know this.

NS

Todd Packer said...

"You sure?"

No

Keef said...

Kod hates on Chicago I think

Todd Packer said...

"Kod hates on Chicago I think"

Keith gets pissed when people hate on musicals

Mize said...

"Kod hates on Chicago I think"


Chicago is a sewer

Keef said...

"Keith gets pissed when people hate on musicals"


Todd knows

Keef said...

Chicago >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> than Milwaukee

Todd Packer said...

Wow, looks like a non-tcs newer day

Mize said...

jinx

H said...

old

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