Friday, May 20, 2011

Seriously in love with you girl

So I'm on the train yesterday (a week ago), actually it was the Path, on my way home and I over hear these cackling chicks talking to these two lymie brits. And they are explaining the game of baseball to him. Like infant talk.

Like well you have two teams the batters and the pitchers and you have 3 outs per inning to score runs. If you make 4 balls you walk to first. That's why they call it a walk ::cackle whore laugh::. And the Brits were just staring at them not understanding shit.

My question is. Really? People from England don't even know baseball in general. I know baseball is America's past time but shit I have an idea about Rugby and cricket. Or tea parties or whatever the hell else those fags play over on that island.

Zombies vs Vampires who ya got? Cuz you can only kill Vampires by a stake through the heart and you can only kill zombies by blasting thier head off. But since zombies are not smart and since vampires cannot suck the blood you'd think we'd be at some sort of stalemate to find the answer. I'll take the Vampires because I think they are smarter and eventually will figure out how to kill zombies although, with no blood to drink not sure how they will keep up the strength to survive. Maybe Gatorade?

Who would choose the puffy cheez doodles over the crunchy ones? A moron. That's who.


Why does Sugar Ray still get played anywhere?

Krackle wins over Nestle Crunch.

132 comments:

H said...

First

Mize said...

I'm gonna hang out in the Thursday post

Beth said...

"Who would choose the puffy cheez doodles over the crunchy ones? A moron. That's who."

You calling me a moron?

Beth said...

And I don't know shit about cricket.

tem said...

Thrashers to canada, does atl care?

Beth said...

The town cares decently I'd say, and I'm pretty bummed as I've been to a bunch of games since they've been here.

The general consensus is the ownership group are a bunch of assholes who mishandled things from day 1. They've spent more time in court fighting each other than they have working on the team.

tem said...

beth will miss trips to the luxury box.

tem said...

even watching a shitty game in the box can be fun.

Beth said...

Yeah, but the view from my knees isn't that great.

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tem said...

i thought is a luxury box they'd at least let you sit in a chair. or lie on a couch.

i guess they just give you a pillow for your knees so you don't get too spoiled.

Mize said...

"The town cares decently I'd say"


NFW. Atlanta is a terrible sports town. You cannot deny that. Nobody will miss the Thrashers.

Beth said...

Damn, I shoulda known better than to try to trick Mize. I mean I only live here and talk to sports fans around town (and worked in a sports bar for years), but Mize actually reads online articles by writers who have heard secondhand stories about what kind of sports town Atlanta is.

Thanks for correcting me Mize.

Keef said...

Burn

Keef said...

" and I'm pretty bummed as I've been to a bunch of games since they've been here. "


If you didn't have free tix from the law firm, would you still have gone to many games?

NS

Keef said...

" I mean I only live here and talk to sports fans around town"



I picture this to men that Beth walks around the streets with a mic and camera axing people about sports

Keef said...

The Coyotes will be back in Canada after next season

Beth said...

"If you didn't have free tix from the law firm, would you still have gone to many games?

NS"


Good question. (ns) I'd have still gone to some but not as many and definitely cheaper seats.

Keef said...

Ahik*

tem said...

kod,

twin cities apartment market. what do you know? lots of new buildings coming up? pricey? cheap?

H said...

My Chewbacca defense did not work.

Todd Packer said...

getting on the plane now.... Orlando airport sucks

Beth said...

What the hell, I'll bite. What's the Chewbacca defense H?

Keef said...

H was going to keep saying that until someone axed

Todd Packer said...

got the bulkhead seat, suite

Keef said...

Bulkhead seats are good. I like the emergency exit row better because at least you can extend your legs

Keef said...

What do you mean? My legs just dangle off the edge

/lp

Todd Packer said...

"Bulkhead seats are good. I like the emergency exit row better because at least you can extend your legs"

yeah I got a seat with no seat in front of me... lots of leg room. sas it was open. I had A30

Keef said...

yeah I got a seat with no seat in front of me...



Oh, you mean a bulkhead seat?

S

Todd Packer said...

dl'd season one of breaking bad to watch on the trip.... hopefully it doesn't suck

H said...

I thought you people were South Park fans.

Chewbacca Defense

Keef said...

That's gay

H said...

Keith hates cartoons thouh so his opinion is disqualified.

Keef said...

Like any chowd's opinion matters

H said...

Hater.

Contract the Gophers said...

"The town cares decently I'd say, and I'm pretty bummed as I've been to a bunch of games since they've been here."


it's like the NHL lost it's collective mind in the 1990s. They take NHL teams out of places like Canada, Minnesota, New England (pretty much the only places in North America that really care about hockey in general), and put teams in spots like Phoenix, Dallas, Florida, Dallas and Atlanta


Not to say all the US expansion teams from the 90s are failing....but most are

Keef said...

Eater.

Contract the Gophers said...

it really bothered me when they placed 2 NHL teams in Dallas




s

Keef said...

Dallas has 2 teams?


S

Keef said...

DD

Keef said...

Kod ♥s the Dallas Stars

Contract the Gophers said...

yeah, that DD made me aitch



especially since I put it in there because I figured you or tem would come back with that comment

Keef said...

Where's bleu's at with our Friday song?

Contract the Gophers said...

"Kod ♥s the Dallas Stars"


at least they changed the jerseys/colors before moving the team; I would be 100X more pissed if Dallas was rocking something similar to the old N* jersey (greatest sports jersey of any sport in my very biased opinion)

Keef said...

Minny's colors weren't green and gold?

Contract the Gophers said...

So, we got Keith, Beth, TP, H talking hockey


I think this can now be considered a hockey blog




s

Contract the Gophers said...

Minny's colors weren't green and gold?


green, white, black and gold


but Dallas has always emphasized the black, which was always very minor (or non-existent) on the old school NS jerseys

Keef said...

IC

Keef said...

Tp is gonna try to turn this into a zorse racing blog

S

Keef said...

I hope tp knows he has to use the word zorse all weekend

Contract the Gophers said...

Now you got my reminiscing about the North Stars


Top 5 playoff runs of my lifetime

1) 1991 Twins

2) 1991 North Stars

3) 1997 Gophers Basketball

4) 1987 Twins (would be higher, but I was only 7 and didn't enjoy as much as I would have later)

5) 1998 Vikes (but still....OUCH)

Contract the Gophers said...

man, nothing in the top 5 over the past 13 years



brutal

Keef said...

No benji state hockey on there?

Keef said...

No gopher NIT title run in '98?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Macho Man Randy Savage dies in car accident"

damn brother

Keef said...

Ohhhhhhhh nooooooo

Tyler said...

"Macho Man Randy Savage dies in car accident"

Just heard about this. Very upset.

Tyler said...

But this just means that he will come back tomorrow during the Zombie Apocalypse to elbow people off of the top rope. And then eat their brains.

H said...

He died in Tampa. The beginning of O:FT?

Keef said...

He had a heart attack. Shocking

Contract the Gophers said...

No benji state hockey on there?


probably tied for 6 with Wolvies run to Western Conference Finals

Contract the Gophers said...

"Macho Man Randy Savage dies in car accident"


WHAT??!! ah man, shitty (ns) loved that dude growing up

Contract the Gophers said...

*throws away half of his slim jim

Tyler said...

I am going see if they sell Slim Jim's at the gas station across the street.

Tyler said...

Yeah, heart attack; not exactly unexpected. His brother, "Leaping" Lanny Poffo, said that he had a heart attack while driving and crashed. Sad day.

Keef said...

The Genius was the best

Contract the Gophers said...

A medical examiner in Minnesota ruled the death of Rangers enforcer Derek Boogaard was an accident, due to mixing alcohol and oxycodone.



oooh, that's a potent combo; last time I tried that combo I ended up on the front steps of Wisconsin's capital building asking passerbys which way tto get back to the dorms (there was really only one direction available though, so I think that question just served to scare people)

Keef said...

fucking kod

tem said...

"oooh, that's a potent combo; last time I tried that combo I ended up on the front steps of Wisconsin's capital building asking passerbys which way tto get back to the dorms (there was really only one direction available though, so I think that question just served to scare people)"


plus if you were rocking the beard you probably looked homeless

Keef said...

awww, look at the little leprechaun

Keef said...

turd

Contract the Gophers said...

"awww, look at the little leprechaun"


-yeah, at least I'm not physically imposing, otherwise I'm sure the cops would have been called (ns).

Todd Packer said...

"I hope tp knows he has to use the word zorse all weekend"

done & done

Todd Packer said...

took a water taxi to the stadium... eating wings and drinkin beers at Pratt street alehouse

Todd Packer said...

free tix are in a suite sweet.... jackpot

Todd Packer said...

fuckin stadium is empty

Todd Packer said...

can't figue our how to post pics from the iPhone

tem said...

Water taxi? A ferry?

tem said...

You rode a fairy to a suite sweet

Todd Packer said...

"Water taxi? A ferry?"

ticket said water taxi... baltimore people are strange

Keef said...

only place I've erve* seen a water taxi is in Mexico

Keef said...

"baltimore people are strange"


It's the syphillis

Todd Packer said...

losing my ass gambling right now

Keef said...

get out of the pool

/tem

Keef said...

I'm gonna pick Mucho Macho Man to win the Preakness

Beth said...

"Top 5 playoff runs of my lifetime
1) 1991 Twins
2) 1991 North Stars
3) 1997 Gophers Basketball
4) 1987 Twins (would be higher, but I was only 7 and didn't enjoy as much as I would have later)
5) 1998 Vikes (but still....OUCH)"


#1 - I hated Hrbek and Puckett
#5 - I loved Gary Anderson

H said...

I bet that Jeff Samardzija is wishing he chose the NFL.

Todd Packer said...

I have dropped at least 10 zorse race comments tonight

Todd Packer said...

"I bet that Jeff Samardzija is wishing he chose the NFL."

I bet jeff wishes he didn't go to a shit bag college

Todd Packer said...

hangin at the green turtlel... very drunk

Keef said...

Did you have fun cuddling, h?

Beth said...

I was just reading an article on Cracked.com (and if anyone isn't familiar with it you need to go right now, there's a LOT of hilarity on it) and a line in an article reminded me of LOV. Talking about Two and a Half Men, they said:

"People who wait an hour for a table at Olive Garden on Friday nights really enjoy it, so it must fill some sort of void."

tem said...

ND is a grate place for a wedding.

Contract the Gophers said...

"#1 - I hated Hrbek and Puckett"



haha, yeah, I definitely get that. I remember especially hating Justice and Otis Nixon

Contract the Gophers said...

"So Arizona turned to rookie left-hander Joe Paterson , who shut down Minnesota and denied the Twins a comeback victory that would have seemed so appropriate to honor Hall of Famer Harmon Killebrew"


so how many in a row do we have to win to appropriately "honor" Killebrew?

Dumb....it bears noting that the night Harmon died, the Twins beat Seattle 2-1, got 3 hits, and Seattle got 3 hits (Harmon was #3)

oh, we also won 3 in a row between his death and before losing last night



I think the Twins have done more than enough to appropriately honor Harmon

Keef said...

I'm sure it's because he lived here

Contract the Gophers said...

exactly; fitting Az would break the run of 3s

tem said...

Twins played well though

H said...

Roloson is not playing grate today. The first 2 goals were not his fault. The 3rd definitely was.

H said...

Crap!

Spaceman Spiff said...

im watching, mike emrick chills

Keef said...

Gary Carter has brain tumors

Spaceman Spiff said...

thomas is playing well

H said...

I'm annoyed.

Spaceman Spiff said...

blame eltardo

sportsguy33 Bill Simmons
Last time the Bruins looked this good, I was cheating on my 2nd semester exams in college. @RaptureDayConfessions
1 hour ago

Keef said...

I'm annoyed



Good to see the rapture hasn't changed anything

Keef said...

Motherfuckers keep sending me invites to shit

Keef said...

O:FB

Keef said...

Tyler

Keef said...

Turd

H said...

Wall

Keef said...

Watching last night's SNL with mize's bf JT. Pretty funny

tem said...

JT is watching it with you? cool

Mize said...

"Damn, I shoulda known better than to try to trick Mize. I mean I only live here and talk to sports fans around town (and worked in a sports bar for years), but Mize actually reads online articles by writers who have heard secondhand stories about what kind of sports town Atlanta is."


Atlanta can't even sell out playoff games.



Great sports town.

Mize said...

"Motherfuckers keep sending me invites to shit"


Oh snap.

Contract the Gophers said...

Fun day, got to bowl in a charity fundraiser

hadn't gotten a chance to go bowling since last fall (and embarrassingly enough, my back is already sore).


sucks I didn't get one of the cool prizes/awards though (ns). I finished second, both in high game (197) and total 3 game average (169). They had awards for worst bowlers, and randomly drew for 10 of the prizes....but had no prize for second place, bummer.

Keef said...

One of the consequences of a lost NFL season will be an increase in crime, Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis said in a wide-raging one-on-one interview with ESPN.
Do this research if we don't have a season -- watch how much evil, which we call crime, watch how much crime picks up, if you take away our game.




Easy, Ray Ray

Keef said...

Sloppy game so far

Mize said...

I need a bigger iPod

Keef said...

Cmk re: Bosh...

"oh I hate that ugly motherfucker"

Keef said...

Beth is running away with GOLF PICKS

Mize said...

How am I doing?

Keef said...

Grate

Beth said...

"Atlanta can't even sell out playoff games."

Seriously Mize? I had said Atlanta "decently cared" about the Thrashers leaving and you said no one would care. How does playoff game attendance, in other sports no less, affect that?

Try to stay on point...

Beth said...

"Beth is running away with GOLF PICKS"

It helps that only 2 of us are even trying.

Mize said...

You're defending Atlanta as a sports town, not a hockey town. Don't change the subject, woman.

Jugdish said...

Seriously Mize? I had said Atlanta "decently cared" about the Thrashers leaving and you said no one would care. How does playoff game attendance, in other sports no less, affect that?



that's a good question. can we have a man ask that so we can take it seriously?

/tosh

tem said...

Cmon, tem is doing great with golf picks /tp aitch

Keef said...

Bosh just kissed his bicep. Homo

Mize said...

The Mouse & The Mask is HDH so far. Thanks a million, T.

Mize said...

Bosh >>>>>> Boozer & Noah & Asik & Taj

Mize said...

I wish I was good at Black Ops.

Mize said...

So, yeah, I'm probably gonna be sporting a pink iPod soon. Me no care. 16GB >> 8GB

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