Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Post 1-5 scoring

Apparently there were some good basketball games on. Until OT. 8 and 10 point wins in OT, or something like that. I shamoffed that up.

Was the KY derby good? I have not seen highlights. Or the entire race. A highlight of the derby is just the whole race. I still get mad that coverage is 7 hours and the actual event is a little over 2 minutes (TWSS).

Post 1 of TCS scoring:

Keith - 17

Jug - 13


Imma trying to do some more post scoring here shortly. I did not include any scoring from WWF yet. I'll tack that on later.


Post 2 of TCS scoring:

Keith - 27

Jug - 21


After 2 posts Keith is beginning to pull away from Jug. In post 2 scoring I had both jug and keith beating me in WWF and I had Keith beating Jug once.


Post 3 of TCS scoring:

Keith - 15

Jug - 22


Jug closes the gap a little bit. It'll be interesting to see what happens with post 4, which is the weekend post.


Post 4 scoring:

Keith - 42
Jug - 45


Jug used Walls to close the gap even further. Keith made good use of the easy dem tits and dat ass points. I don't think Jug posted a dem tit or dat ass yet. Keith has basically 16 points from them so far, maybe 20. Every day put up both.

And yes. This means they were tied going into the last post.

And no. I did not fix it so that they would be tied. TCS creates its own drama.

Post 5 scoring

Keith - 17

Jug - 14


Keith wins his 3rd consecutive TCS championship. Bastard. Jug left way too many points on the table by not going for natty zs. He had tons of comments, but timed them poorly.

Congrats Keith. Bastard.

196 comments:

El Padrino said...

tits

Keef said...

First



1 point

Keef said...

Goddamn lp

El Padrino said...

Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state...

Keef said...

Southern AZ is Mexico

Keef said...

Buying something for $8 billion cash is gangsta

Jugdish said...

perfect girl

El Padrino said...

Crack Pipes Sold In Detroit Dollar Stores, Gas Stations...

good times

El Padrino said...

fucking skype, anyone use that?

El Padrino said...

82-Year-Old Dies In Attempt To Be Oldest To Climb Everest...

cue the uncle joey

Keef said...

fucking skype, anyone use that


Mize

Keef said...

goddamn Chinese

Contract the Gophers said...

Crack Pipes Sold In Detroit Dollar Stores, Gas Stations...



up here, people (including myself) are all up in arms about these bath salts they are selling at Head Shops and Truck Stops that can be abused to get high (contains a derivative of meth).

When head shops and truck stops are selling bath salts, it's time to take that shit off the market (ns)...because people are pretty much ONLY buying it to get high

El Padrino said...

bath salts, i read that

these are the people that cause drug stores to keep sudafed behind the counter now

Spaceman Spiff said...

game last night was awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

larussa's face

El Padrino said...

fell alseep

too old, too fucking tired

my son has regressed in sleeping

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat left ass

El Padrino said...

yes please

Jugdish said...

carmelo's camel toe

Jugdish said...

it would be suite if he named the camel, "toe"

El Padrino said...

i would name the camel Joe

Keef said...

I would name the camel Shock G

Keef said...

so is his face

El Padrino said...

god damn cherry pickers

H said...

"fucking skype, anyone use that?"

Occasionally

El Padrino said...

you skype your peeps in Portugal

H said...

Nah my friend in HI

H said...

Friend and former FB*

*fixed

Keef said...

So h has skyper sex. Got it

Keef said...

Simply Orange juice is grate

H said...

"So h has skyper sex. Got it"

No. She is married with 3 kids now.





She won't do it.

El Padrino said...

i like orange juice but i never buy it

Keef said...

She won't do it yet.

*fized

El Padrino said...

nice tat, tem get this on your ankle

Spaceman Spiff said...

padfast

H said...

"padfast"

Would you expect anything less?

H said...

Kod

What a bunch of Clowns

El Padrino said...

i havent pad fasted in awhile actually

Keef said...

it's tough to padfast when there are only 50 comments a day

H said...

yup

H said...

I want to physically fight someone today. Not sure why. I'm not in a bad mood or anything. Just want to fight. Strange.

tem said...

"fucking skype, anyone use that?"

fmtem and her family do

tem said...

find a chair to fight

El Padrino said...

you should win, unless it's a metal folding chari

those are tricky

H said...

I am 1-0 lifetime vs. chairs

Contract the Gophers said...

Kod

What a bunch of Clowns



nice, I'll switch it over when I get home; or by tomorrow afternoon at the latest

H said...

Wheasel

S

Contract the Gophers said...

interesting article on yahoo about recent car flops.

thought this was crazy, "
The EV1 was only available for lease, and despite an extremely loyal customer base, GM pulled all of the EV1s off the road in the early part of this century. Customers were willing to pay a premium price to purchase an EV1 outright, but GM refused and instead began the arduous process of destroying the majority of EV1s that it had produced."

-I always wondered why that didn't work; makes since now, wtg gm

Keef said...

Speaking of Wheasels...



"El Padrino said...
"LP, did you know our kielbasa bet was for the 2010 season, not 2011?"

yes you live too far
before april lets out you'll have something

April 1, 2011 3:18 PM"

Keef said...

"makes since now"


ymsoab

Jugdish said...

spiff...get to work

tem said...

nothing is something

El Padrino said...

i meant may keef

El Padrino said...

keep in mind aitch still owes me beer

tem said...

yes you couldn't send him sausage because someone else owes you beer.

makes since*

El Padrino said...

science

El Padrino said...

by and by i attempted, shit cost $42.50 plus product so i just ate the sausage

Jugdish said...

so i just ate the sausage



twss

Jugdish said...

keep in mind aitch still owes me beer



you can pick that up in Austin

Jugdish said...

right after the Lp Mize 1 on 1 basketball game

Jugdish said...

Lp in a meeting with gollum

Jugdish said...

miggy carbera looks like a hispanic vince vaughn in his dui mug shot

Keef said...

That’s the lesson Pippa, and her brother James, Middleton are learning after "friends" have sold compromising snaps of the siblings in various states of undress,



That's cute that bro & sis walk around naked together

Keef said...

"keep in mind aitch still owes me beer"


You guys can be wheasel bros together

Jugdish said...

i told h to send Lp one beer a week for 6 weeks

H said...

"right after the Lp Mize 1 on 1 basketball game"

That wouldn't end well. Meiz would lace up his shoes and Deluxe would jump EP thinking it was on.

Keef said...

"right after the Lp Mize 1 on 1 basketball game"




0%

Keef said...

Keith wins his 3rd consecutive TCS championship. Bastard. Jug left way too many points on the table by not going for natty zs. He had tons of comments, but timed them poorly.

Congrats Keith. Bastard.




Suite

Keef said...

Good match, yug

H said...

The only Pippa pic I saw was just sideboob. You can't actually see anything. What's the big deal?

Contract the Gophers said...

That wouldn't end well. Meiz would lace up his shoes and Deluxe would jump EP thinking it was on.



and then I'd have to creep up behind Meiz crouched on the floor so EP can push him over me; since, you know, us short guys have to stay together

Jugdish said...

Good match, yug



good yob...hi-ya five!!!

Keef said...

"since, you know, us short guys have to stay together"


Dude, I'm not short. I'm average

/lp

Keef said...

pippa is an awful name

Jugdish said...

name

Jugdish said...

bosh

El Padrino said...

"right after the Lp Mize 1 on 1 basketball game"

jug you see tough enough, the midgets vs the wrestlers

twas hilarious

El Padrino said...

i hate bosh

tem said...

nobody likes bosh

tem said...

hey rap fans, does snoop dog have any cred anymore?

i was watching nickelodeon or disney channel and saw him rapping on some kid band video they show.

he can't do that and still have rapper cred, can he?

Keef said...

I think the important question is this. Why was tem watching Nickelodeon or Disney Channel?

Contract the Gophers said...

"he can't do that and still have rapper cred, can he?"


it's the Dogfather; he's got perma-cred

Keef said...

I hate when the radio plays that Cee Lo Green fuck you song, and they play the real version and bleep every other word

Contract the Gophers said...

"Why was tem watching Nickelodeon or Disney Channel?"



High School Musical marathon (s)

El Padrino said...

I think the important question is this. Why was tem watching Nickelodeon or Disney Channel?

^^^

El Padrino said...

"hey rap fans, does snoop dog have any cred anymore?"

he can smoke weed in public, not sure that counts

Keef said...

I think the important question is this. Why was tem watching Nickelodeon or Disney Channel?



tem was hanging out with Freak?

tem said...

was watching Spongebob.

Keef said...

Spongebob is cool

Jugdish said...

jug you see tough enough, the midgets vs the wrestlers



yeah that was funny stuff. stone cold is hilarity on that show

Keef said...

Stone Cone

El Padrino said...

spongebob is hilarious

Keef said...

Snoop isn't on Spongebob, though. Tem was watching something else

Keef said...

I gotta be cool, relax
get hip, get on my tracks

tem said...

"Snoop isn't on Spongebob, though. Tem was watching something else"


it was some video inbetween episodes.

Todd Packer said...

Congrats Keith

Contract the Gophers said...

good article on Rio's olympic and world cup concerns


which isn't really surprising though; my first thought when I heard Rio won was, the IOC committee must have never seen the documentary City of God (which I highly recommend btw if you haven't seen it)

Contract the Gophers said...

*article on espn homepage

Keef said...

nut

Keef said...

"Congrats Keith"


Thanks Todd

Jugdish said...

nut


thought that was going to be something else

/lp

H said...

"I gotta be cool, relax
get hip, get on my tracks"

Take a back seat, hitchhike, take a long ride on my motorbike.

El Padrino said...

what is that shit sugar ray

tem said...

Sugar ray? Boxing sucks

El Padrino said...

piece

Contract the Gophers said...

"what is that shit sugar ray"


it's Keith doing karaoke

H said...

"what is that shit sugar ray"

I'm guessing this is either bait or S. If not, LP needs a smack.

Contract the Gophers said...

"what is that shit sugar ray"


and don't be too homophobic to give Queen a listen; top 5 all time greatest rock bands IMO

H said...

I dunno about top 5, but pretty good.

Contract the Gophers said...

actually, I was rocking out to Queens Greatest Hits Vol. II on the way into work today


keep yourself alive
keep yourself aaliiive
It'll take you all your time and money
but hunny you'll survive

Contract the Gophers said...

"I dunno about top 5, but pretty good."

it ultimately comes down to personal preferences, but their record of hits is undeniable:

Bohemian Rhapsody Another One Bites the Dust
Killer Queen
Fat Bottomed Girls
Bicycle Race
You're My Best Friend
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Somebody to Love
We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions
Bohemian Rhapsody
Under Pressure
Keep Yourself Alive
I Want to Break Free
I Want it All

Keef said...

"what is that shit sugar ray"

Your dumb

Keef said...

Kod put Bohemian Rhapsody twice to make the list longer

H said...

Under Pressure is probably my favorite song by them

Keef said...

"and don't be too homophobic to give Queen a listen"


LP is to homophobic as LP is to racist

Keef said...

"Under Pressure is probably my favorite song by them"



Mine too.

/Robert Van Winkle

Contract the Gophers said...

Kod put Bohemian Rhapsody twice to make the list longer


I actually meant to delete it so it just had Another One Bites the Dust on the top line

Contract the Gophers said...

"Under Pressure is probably my favorite song by them"


hard for me to pick one favorite, but that one is definitely one of my top 3


of course, I also put Bowie in my top 25

Contract the Gophers said...

"Mine too.

/Robert Van Winkle"



it's nice to know that IIB made so much money for AIDS research (ns...that's where all the money went when Ice lost his suit)

H said...

Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines on.

H said...

I swear I didn't plagerise that song!

/RVW

Keef said...

I like how his argument that his song had an extra beat in it

Keef said...

I don't know what the actualy musical term is called, ergo I used "beat"

Keef said...

"it's nice to know that IIB made so much money for AIDS research (ns...that's where all the money went when Ice lost his suit)"


Not to make kod go on a rant, but all that money that goes to "research" is such bullshit. Trillions of dollars have gone to rsearch for cancer & aids and we don't have shit to show for it

Keef said...

"shit" might be a strong term, but there's not much to show for it

Keef said...

and trillions is probably high. But it's at least billions

Keef said...

That's not true. I was cured.


/Earvin Johnson

Jugdish said...

Not to make kod go on a rant, but all that money that goes to "research" is such bullshit. Trillions of dollars have gone to rsearch for cancer & aids and we don't have shit to show for it


sounds like an Lp statement

H said...

""shit" might be a strong term, but there's not much to show for it"

I have to disagree man. Not just for the sake of doing it either. 20 years ago, a diagnosis of AIDS/HIV or cancer was pretty much a death sentence. There is still no cure for AIDS, but there are treatments that far extend peoples lives and make it manageable. And cancer treatment has drastically improved and the survival rate has increased accordingly. There is still a long way to go obviously, but we are miles from where we were.

Jugdish said...

I have to disagree man. Not just for the sake of doing it either. 20 years ago, a diagnosis of AIDS/HIV or cancer was pretty much a death sentence. There is still no cure for AIDS, but there are treatments that far extend peoples lives and make it manageable. And cancer treatment has drastically improved and the survival rate has increased accordingly. There is still a long way to go obviously, but we are miles from where we were.


IN YOU FACE keef!

Keef said...

"20 years ago, a diagnosis of AIDS/HIV or cancer was pretty much a death sentence. There is still no cure for AIDS, but there are treatments that far extend peoples lives and make it manageable. And cancer treatment has drastically improved and the survival rate has increased accordingly. There is still a long way to go obviously, but we are miles from where we were."


I fully expected some people to disagree. I agree that it's better now than it was. My point is, the amount of money that has gone towards "research" far outweighs the progress, IMO

Keef said...

"20 years ago, a diagnosis of AIDS/HIV or cancer was pretty much a death sentence. There is still no cure for AIDS"


So it's still a death sentence. Got it.

s

Keef said...

My original comment was exaggerated for argument's sake, but I do believe that the money/progress ratio is way off

Keef said...

Good talk, Russ

Keef said...

Tonight, the Angels are trying to set a Guinness World Record for the most people wearing a wrestling mask


Tyler

Mize said...

"H said...

Floyd is ducking Pacman. Plain and simple."


I disagree with this, somewhat

Mize said...

"meizgasm"


We went apeshit for that play.

Keef said...

Mize is alive

Keef said...

I disagree with this, somewhat



What does that mean? He's kind of ducking him?

NS

Mize said...

The fight was made, but Manny refused to have drug testing a few days before the fight. Also, Floyd has legal issues he's dealing with and Roger might wind up going to jail.

I probably wouldn't be in a rush to schedule any fights either.

Mize said...

"fucking skype, anyone use that


Mize"


I haven't since my sister got back from Europe a few years ago.

Mize said...

"Mize is alive"


I went to Dap's 1st Miller Park start

Mize said...

It was electric

Mize said...

The crowd was terrible. 27,000. Fucking pathetic.

Brewers fans are some bandwagon jumping ass motherfuckers.

Keef said...

It was electric


Boogie woogie woogie

Keef said...

Turd

Mize said...

Jesus christ. One of the many wannabe Brewers "fans" I know just got on Facebook praising the Brewers for playing smallball. Just because they haven't hit home runs doesn't make it smallball.

Todd Packer said...

Is turd the new wall?

Todd Packer said...

Got shot for letters in all my wwf games

Keef said...

Yeah but don't tell freak

Todd Packer said...

Top 5 for queen is a stretch

Keef said...

Who are the Brewers?

Todd Packer said...

Is freak dead?

Keef said...

Chris Carpenter licks my taint

Keef said...

Got shot for letters in all my wwf games



Fuck off

Jugdish said...

Got shot for letters in all my wwf games, luckily h showed ne the cheater app

fixed

Keef said...

Mize, what's the word on the Calloway Golf Diablo Edge Driver

Mize said...

I'm not sure about the Diablo Octane. I'm not all that big on Callaway. I think they're overpriced. Taylor Made is better, IMO. And the only reason I don't play Taylor Made is because everybody and their mother plays Taylor Made.

Keef said...

The Calloway is $113 at Rock BottomGolf

Keef said...

Not playing a good club because everyone else does seems weird

Todd Packer said...

Shot letters xnij worked

Mize said...

"Not playing a good club because everyone else does seems weird"


I try to find something individual.

Mize said...

I like Cleveland drivers, Taylor Made and Callaway woods, and Cobra irons.

That's just me.

Keef said...

I like my burner irons

Keef said...

Fucking Marcum

tem said...

I like GE irons.

/every women* in wava

Mize said...

"I like my burner irons"


I bet they feel really nice. Like cannons.

Mize said...

And I don't mean feel in the traditional golf sense. They look like you can just hammer them.

tem said...

I side with as. On this research shit. Too much $$ spent, not enough results. Fuck those 5Ks for cancer research. Bitch in chaarge of the 5k gets a six figure salary and we don't know shit more about cancer.

Keef said...

Double dragon

tem said...

Plus those 5ks are dumb. Gee, let's pay 30 dollars to run on public streets. Fuck, just run on the street for free and donate 3 dollar to research because 3 dolla is all that actually goes to research.

Fucking scams

Mize said...

I kind of agree with the research stuff. I don't donate to that shit.

tem said...

But I get a t-shirt

/dumb bitches who run 5ks

tem said...

More people die from cancer now than ever before...good job cancer research.

By the way that's true. Cancer kills more people now than ever before.

Mize said...

Jorge Cantu's mustache looks ridiculous.

tem said...

We need to put obama in charge of cancer research. Dude gets shit done. Exhibit A - bin laden.

Or put seal team six in charge

tem said...

Silence is acceptance bitches

Mize said...

I'm busy doing nothing productive.

tem said...

Me neither

Mize said...

I really should start seriously looking for a job, and update my resume.

tem said...

Probably

Keef said...

We need to put obama in charge of cancer research. Dude gets shit done



Dude, you gotta say that during the day. LP's head would splode

tem said...

I'll try to say it again tomorrow

H said...

Mize how can you disagree with mt Floyd statement? They agreed to fight ten Floyd wanted drug testing. Manny agreed and then Floyd wanted blood testing a few days before the fight. abby resisted but eventually agreed. Then Floyd changed his demands again (I forget to what, im drunk and tired). Pad tried and tried to make it work. Floyd is running scared.

Jugdish said...

he is a wussbag

Mize said...

I can't make a whole lot out of that comment, but regardless, I don't think Floyd is ducking Manny like you think he is. He's the #1 payday for a reason, and the longer you wait, the more you'll pay.

Contract the Gophers said...

My point is, the amount of money that has gone towards "research" far outweighs the progress, IMO


I'm more inclined to agree with the cancer statement than the AIDS. H summed it up well, and although there is no vaccine or quick "cure", even slowing the spread of the disease has saved millions and millions of lives

Jugdish said...

no, its gotta be your bull

Contract the Gophers said...

overall, though I strongly agree; just think AIDS was a poor example


of course, I'm gluten free because modern medicine hasn't been able to figure out how to test for RA, let alone how to cure it.....so I do mostly home remedy stuff

I have little faith in modern medicine as a whole

Beth said...

"no, its gotta be your bull"

You probably didn't notice but that story is set in Duluth, GA as that's where the event is this weekend. Well that's the town I live in.

Maybe I'll go see ochocinco this weekend. (s)

H said...

I know a lady, came rom Duluth. Bit by a dog with a rabid tooth. She went to grave just a little too soon.

Beth said...

Get some sleep H, sounds like you need it.

H said...

Because I posted Nirvana lyrics?

El Padrino said...

got a feeling blue aint posting

Beth said...

"Because I posted Nirvana lyrics?"


Oh those are from Nirvana? Never mind then. (ns)

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