Monday, May 23, 2011

It's May, bro

The first weekend of inter league play is over. I don't know theists, but I'm gonna guess that the AL won more games than the NL. Cincy played awesome this weekend, but didn't win any games in Cleveland. Maybe they should have played shitty, they might of* one* won*. the Mess looked bad. The Twins got sweeped* by the Dbags.

I didn't really see much TV this weekend. Please allow me to go on a personal rant for a minute. Skip this paragraph if you want, it's a downer. I spent a lot of time over at my mom's because that's where my grandpa is spending his last few days. I take my little girl over there because that's really the only thing that makes him smile at this point. He lost like 20 lbs last week because all he's had since last Sunday is maybe a few sips of water each day. I don't even recognize him anymore. Cmk went with me to see him yesterday and she cried the whole way home. My grandpa actually axed my mom yesterday if she would take him to the vet because at least they have the decency to put dogs to sleep when they're incurable. I don't think he'll make it through this week, but I'll be over there every day with bgas. to at least try and give him a little bit of happiness. He gave me my first hair cut, taught me how to swim, he owned a repair place and always had a garage full of pinball machines and video games that we could play nonstop while he was fixing them, he gave me my first sip of beer (Old Milwaukee) when I was 6 years old, and even over the last few years he would come out and watch everyone of my softball games no matter how hot it was outside. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Ok, sorry about that. As much as that brought tears to my eyes typing it, I needed to get that out.

The Bulls are in trouble against the Heat. After game 1, I thought that chicago's size would be the difference but that hasn't been the case at all. Boozer is the biggest wussbag on the floor. Bro, you're a PF, get your ass under the basket and stop hanging out at the 3 point line. You should be owning Bosh but it's been the other way around. Rose needs to start creating shots for his teammates, too. Idont think he had an assist in the first half last night. Or maybe he had one. If he doesn't get any help, this series is over. Obviously.

Who's got plans for Memorial Day weekend? Cmk is going to Vegas, so I'm gonna try and spend some QT with bgas.

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Beth said...

Damn, sorry to hear about your grandfather keith.

Todd Packer said...

I feel like shot*

Beth said...

And just cause I think it'd be a shame if this comment got lost cause it was the last one from LOVweekend, I'm reposting Mize's comment here:

"So, yeah, I'm probably gonna be sporting a pink iPod soon. Me no care. 16GB >> 8GB"

I hope it comes preloaded with lots of Brittney & Beiber for him.

Todd Packer said...

yeah, that's tough stuff you're going through Keith. Your grandfather sounds like a great guy. it's good that he is getting to spend time with bgas

tem said...

Saturday is hofbrauhaus in cincinnati

El Padrino said...

sorry to hear about your grandfather keef they are the best

El Padrino said...

cool that bgas can see him or him see her

my grandaddy didnt get a chance to meet my girl

Jugdish said...

yeah, that's tough stuff you're going through Keith. Your grandfather sounds like a great guy. it's good that he is getting to spend time with bgas


^^^^^^^^

thoughts and prayers to you guys keef!

Jugdish said...

Lp

El Padrino said...

yo strike the second part of my comment, that was selfish and very aitch like to get attention

my bad

El Padrino said...

steve nash is a homo

El Padrino said...

he plays soccer all summer here in nyc

El Padrino said...

meiz hates him

Jugdish said...

mess


lp should interview that guy for the stache

El Padrino said...

"the Mess looked bad"

one inning yeah

El Padrino said...

wow fred wilpon just signed his fate with that interview

El Padrino said...

bring on the cubes!

tem said...

another gorram tornado.

H said...

Damn dude. Reading that paragraph brought a tear to my eye. Thoughts and prayers, Keith.

H said...

"strike the second part of my comment, that was selfish and very aitch like to get attention"

And that comment was very As. like.

Jugdish said...

Happy Birthday Kod!

Jugdish said...

wow fred wilpon just signed his fate with that interview



he was probably drunk during the interview

El Padrino said...

tem missing 29 billion in market value, should i check the pool?

El Padrino said...

Palin moving to Arizona

tem said...

"tem missing 29 billion in market value, should i check the pool?"


obviously

Spaceman Spiff said...

chicago offense is putrid, are they the only team in the league without a guy that has a stepback J?

Contract the Gophers said...

thanks Jug!

Spaceman Spiff said...

noah phaggot vid

H said...

Happy birthday Kodiac

Jugdish said...

i thought he called the fan a wussbag

Jugdish said...

too bad the network didn't go right to commercial break and play their gay commercial

Contract the Gophers said...

gracias H


may your Bruins take out the Canucks in 4

Contract the Gophers said...

I am waiting on changing to my anti-Boston pic until the SC finals are though (or Boston is eliminated)


while O:FB is strong, I will still never route for a Canadian team over a US team

Spaceman Spiff said...

"while O:FB is strong, I will still never route for a Canadian team over a US team"

this

El Padrino said...

"chicago offense is putrid, are they the only team in the league without a guy that has a stepback J?"

Mavs are our only hope

Spaceman Spiff said...

jeebus, aubrey on the aguilera diet

H said...

You'd still hit it.

Jugdish said...

especially if she rose up


/mize

Spaceman Spiff said...

that reminds me

H, your boy

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP

Jugdish said...

H, your boy


hilarity

Jugdish said...

new yorkers support gay marriage


Lp is a new yorker


Lp support gay marriage

El Padrino said...

holy shit this is like the 9th brady is gay photo

jesus

Todd Packer said...

"may your Bruins take out the Canucks in 4"

let's hope it's the lightning taking out the Canucks

Todd Packer said...

happy birthday kod

El Padrino said...

look the problem here is it became a civil rights movement

the gays are supposedely equal to heteros is what the premise is so they should get the same rights

over the course of history you've had the whole black white thing, the women struggle, then what immigrants i guess now gays

there is too much hypocrisy in the country for me to be able to say there should be no gays marrying

i'd prefer they didnt because i believe man should be with woman how god wanted and thats it but i realize that in this day and age that wont happen

i just find it odd that a dude would actually like to marry a dude and like have sex without a vagina in the room, fucking blows my mind, lesbians too, just dont get it

El Padrino said...

i support marriage even though it's the sickest and craziest idea ever invented

but cmon, isnt the whole reason why you marry is for procreating, debt or no debt, or maybe the prmise of that has changed too maybe it's all about companmanship

but then wahts next you can marry a dog

its sick

El Padrino said...

dick in butt is fucking gross

El Padrino said...

we all like dudes, you know, we go on mancations (summit) we have guys night out, it's platonic

other than meiz no one is looking for cock on those nights right?

somehow, somewhere idealogy of sex was lost

i blame the jews

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP is awesome

Spaceman Spiff said...

"
i just find it odd that a dude would actually like to marry a dude and like have sex without a vagina in the room, fucking blows my mind, lesbians too, just dont get it"

dont think we are expected to 'get it'

Todd Packer said...

"EP is awesome"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Spaceman Spiff said...

"isnt the whole reason why you marry is for procreating, debt or no debt, or maybe the prmise of that has changed too "

some hetero couples dont want kids and get married, think its all about the taxes and health insurance, nomsayin?

Spaceman Spiff said...

according to charles barkley, someone on your rough touch football team is gay

Todd Packer said...

I love the "next thing you know they will be trying to marry animals" argument

Spaceman Spiff said...

""I love the "next thing you know they will be trying to marry animals" argument"

happens in india

Jugdish said...

over the course of history you've had the whole black white thing, the women struggle, then what immigrants i guess now gays



the woman thing and the black/white thing is completely different. the only thing in common is they are wanting more rights

Spaceman Spiff said...

a rev joke here would be too much right

Contract the Gophers said...

Thanks TP!

"let's hope it's the lightning taking out the Canucks"


ug, Bruins are the one piece of O:FB I can't get on board with; going for the Lightening over the Bruins just feels sacrilegious.

For NHL, my preference order goes Minnesota, then Midwestern US, then northeastern US, then older established NHL out of market teams (i.e. LA Kings.), then new warm weather US teams (all warm weather teams but the LA Kings), and last Canadian teams

Contract the Gophers said...

I love the "next thing you know they will be trying to marry animals" argument


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



one law school professor of mine took it to a whole new level...she skipped over the animals part, and started arguing that guys should be able to marry couches then

I didn't get it at the time; but after someone explained it to me....just awesome!

Spaceman Spiff said...

"happens in india"

know what youre saying though, humans not comparable to animals, etc

Spaceman Spiff said...

girl pees herself whilst fighting

El Padrino said...

"some hetero couples dont want kids and get married, think its all about the taxes and health insurance, nomsayin?"

yeah i dont care for yuppies either

Spaceman Spiff said...

nice street fight KO

El Padrino said...

"the woman thing and the black/white thing is completely different. the only thing in common is they are wanting more rights"


hence my civil rights point

it's pretty much the same

El Padrino said...

"dont think we are expected to 'get it'


i guess not, good point

still mind boggling

Jugdish said...

the basis is different. There is no debate that people are born black, or born a woman...but there is a debate about being born gay. There is nothing that says they are or they are not...that is why i say that shouldn't be compared to the black/woman rights thing

Spaceman Spiff said...

obama limo fail

Jugdish said...

or a couch

El Padrino said...

actually the dont get part, is really for the dudes that act the gayest

they act like a woman or extremely faggish, i dont mind the quiet gays that i dont even know are quiet, like they say what happens behind closed doors none of my business

but stop prancing around the street dressed like a woman, sassing and snapping all over the place, shit is corny

Jugdish said...

they act like a woman or extremely faggish, i dont mind the quiet gays that i dont even know are quiet, like they say what happens behind closed doors none of my business


same with the chicks...most gay chick couples you see out have one butch

El Padrino said...

"but there is a debate about being born gay"

lady gaga says they are born this way, she is teaching the youth

El Padrino said...

most gay chick couples you see out have one butch



yup hate them too

El Padrino said...

"There is no debate that people are born black, or born a woman"

well meiz thinks hes black, just the pigment of skin says otherwise

Jugdish said...

anyone ever seen the Predator Raw: Unseen Tapes?

they catch child predators on the internet...crazy. shocking how many people are out there doing that

Jugdish said...

well meiz thinks hes black, just the pigment of skin says otherwise


hilarity

Jugdish said...

reading ray lewis comments about increase in crime if there is no nfl season was funny enough...hearing the audio was the better

Jugdish said...

lady gaga says they are born this way, she is teaching the youth



you can't trust what an alien says

Contract the Gophers said...

"yeah i dont care for yuppies either"


ok, I'm calling bullshit on that Mr. Wall Street

Spaceman Spiff said...

"reading ray lewis comments about increase in crime if there is no nfl season was funny enough...hearing the audio was the better"

and the video is even better, watched it this morning

Contract the Gophers said...

"the basis is different. There is no debate that people are born black, or born a woman...but there is a debate about being born gay."


Yes, for those who want to say this isn't a civil rights issue basically needs to argue that being gay is a choice (because if it isn't a choice, then it is an immutable characteristic like color, and cannot be a basis for discrimination).

That being said, (IMO only) saying gay is a choice is about as logical as back in the day when they argued people of color were genetically inferior.

If gay was a choice, you wouldn't have people killing themselves over coming out of the closet (or, for most...agonizing over the decision for many years...often after periods of unsuccessfully trying to "go straight")

Contract the Gophers said...

plus, look at the rates of gay people who were sexually abused as children versus rates of gay people who were not


sexually abused children are more than 10X likely to be gay than non sexually abused children

Not to say that all gay people are that way due to abuse, but it casts further doubt (at least for me) on the whole "it's just a choice" argument

Spaceman Spiff said...

i dont think gay is a choice and i dont think a person is born gay, if that makes sense

Spaceman Spiff said...

"plus, look at the rates of gay people who were sexually abused as children versus rates of gay people who were not


sexually abused children are more than 10X likely to be gay than non sexually abused children"

helps it make sense

Contract the Gophers said...

I have a physical theory and a spiritual theory, neither of which I can post here, as some (gay and straight) may take offense

tem said...

"I am waiting on changing to my anti-Boston pic until the SC finals are though (or Boston is eliminated)


while O:FB is strong, I will still never route for a Canadian team over a US team"


though....route....HDH city

Jugdish said...

who said it was an easy choice?

you see people going in and out of the closet all the time. It was a choice for them. you see some people "try it out" in college or whatever. There is more of a basis for it being a choice then most people say.

Jugdish said...

Not to say that all gay people are that way due to abuse, but it casts further doubt (at least for me) on the whole "it's just a choice" argument



understand...but it also casts doubt on the "born that way" arguement as well, especially if it stems from abuse.

Contract the Gophers said...

"There is more of a basis for it being a choice then most people say."


also depends on how you see the choice. A gay person can choose to not have sex with someone of the same gender, but for most this choice involves also choosing a lifetime of suffering

just like it would be VERY hard for a straight person (i.e. priests) to willingly never indulge their sexual impulses towards women

Jugdish said...

irregardless if you think its a choice or not...it does appear that for some it is indeed a choice, and for others it stemmed from some sort of abuse as a child or whenever. To me, that makes it completely different than the black rights/woman rights scenario

Contract the Gophers said...

but it's moot anyway; eventually gays will have the same protections of other minority groups in this country...it's just a matter of when

Jugdish said...

just like it would be VERY hard for a straight person (i.e. priests) to willingly never indulge their sexual impulses towards women


I think the church needs to change that.

Jugdish said...

but it's moot anyway; eventually gays will have the same protections of other minority groups in this country...it's just a matter of when



agreed

Contract the Gophers said...

"it does appear that for some it is indeed a choice, and for others it stemmed from some sort of abuse as a child or whenever."



mostly I just see it is a path/destiny; we are all given obstacles we are meant to face and overcome.

Contract the Gophers said...

"I think the church needs to change that."


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

tem said...

some churches allow priests to fuck

i figure in less than 150 years the catholic church will allow women priests and allow priests to marry.


coincidentally currently a roman catholic priest could be married now.

1st he has to be a greek orthodox priest, who allows him to marry, then convert.

Jugdish said...

so you're saying there's a chance...

Tyler said...

Just got an email saying that they already changed my flight time to Austin. I'm expecting that to happen at least five more times.

Contract the Gophers said...

"I'm expecting that to happen at least five more times."



Good call; whenever I book on priceline, I get those updates/changes every week or two. I stopped looking until close to the departure date for that reason

El Padrino said...

"yeah i dont care for yuppies either"


ok, I'm calling bullshit on that Mr. Wall Street"


so everyone who works for "wall street" is a yuppie?

thats like me saying you are just a suit because your a lawyer even though i know you are nothing like a suit

disappointed in you kod

Beth said...

Interesting and rational homosexuality debate on LOV, who'd have ever thought it?

El Padrino said...

"Just got an email saying that they already changed my flight time to Austin. I'm expecting that to happen at least five more times."

thats what you get for booking wayyyyyyy before you need too

Beth said...

"thats like me saying you are just a suit because your a lawyer even though i know you are nothing like a suit"


I think the more accurate analogy is that it's like you saying all childless couples are yuppies.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"mess"

ESPN left out this gem
"According to Toobin, when asked, Wilpon got up, pantomimed Beltran not swinging and laughed. "

Keef said...

thanks everyone

Beth said...

"Protesters gathered outside Camping's radio headquarters to mock the false prophecy over the weekend. Some of them set aloft a toy cow with balloons to lampoon the idea that a select elite would ascend to heaven."


Hilarity.

Keef said...

happy birthday kodiac

Keef said...

"I think the more accurate analogy is that it's like you saying all childless couples are yuppies."



Boom, roasted

El Padrino said...

smart as

H said...

"other than meiz no one is looking for cock on those nights right?"

Hey there!

H said...

"I think the church needs to change that."

200% agree

El Padrino said...

dr said to me, you only see me when your sick


no shit genius why else would i see you

that's like the tire guy saying i only go there for a tire

wft

H said...

For a yearly physical maybe? Either that or next time he wants you to bring him flowers.

tem said...

tem goes to the doctr's once a year for an annual physical.

everyone should get a physical at least once a year.

Jugdish said...

tem

El Padrino said...

"everyone should get a physical at least once a year."

ok mom

no thanks

tem said...

he will be too pricey. i doubt they spend the $$$ to get him.

tem said...

el pad says no thanks now, but when he has some disease and is on his death bed and the doctor says "if only we'd have caught it sooner" he'll be wishing he had just gone to the doctor's instead of being a dumbass.

El Padrino said...

what disease gets caught in a physical?

if i have symptoms that are irregular and/or weird pain somewhere i go in

El Padrino said...

fucking 31 years young, i'll get a physical when im 40

im in the shape of my life

El Padrino said...

im a simple man tem, kind of a throwback

thats why i hate gays and dr's

Jugdish said...

we are getting gems today

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking love gems

Keef said...

"everyone should get a physical at least once a year."

Si

tem said...

maybe if you'd go to the doctor they'd measure you wrong and you'd end up 5'10"

Jugdish said...

he isn't going because he is shrinking

El Padrino said...

jug knows

El Padrino said...

my wife always getting me to go to dr too, im like bitch please i got a 1mm life insurance policy leave me be

Spaceman Spiff said...

stevegasm

El Padrino said...

i was talking to this crackhead yesterday at a BBQ party birthday thing and she was telling me bout some cleansing diet she went on

like water or simple syrup with lemon and cayenne pepper for 5 days

then said she had anal drainage

i had fun with that for a few hourse

*NOTE, crackhead cmep's uncles sister*

Keef said...

"like water or simple syrup with lemon and cayenne pepper for 5 days"


I did that for a day a couple years ago. Couldn't do any more

El Padrino said...

im sick of these videos

El Padrino said...

"I did that for a day a couple years ago. Couldn't do any more"

wft bro

Jugdish said...

then said she had anal drainage

i had fun with that for a few hourse




this could be read a couple of different ways

tem said...

" crackhead cmep's uncles sister"


so, umm, cmep's aunt?

Keef said...

Redonk

tem said...

"im like bitch please i got a 1mm life insurance policy leave me be"

you should up it. easy money.

Keef said...

"so, umm, cmep's aunt?"


Wouldn't be an aunt if the uncle is her aunt's husband

Jugdish said...

"im like bitch please i got a 1mm life insurance policy leave me be"



leland vanloo

El Padrino said...

"so, umm, cmep's aunt?"

no then i woulda said cmep's unc wife

El Padrino said...

"you should up it. easy money."

i will, next year

tem said...

" crackhead cmep's uncles sister


could also be cmeps mom i guess.

tem said...

i don't know now your family works but my uncle's sister is also my mom's sister which makes her my aunt.


just in case you didn't know my uncle is my mom's brother.

tem said...

glad we could have this talk.

tem said...

"Wouldn't be an aunt if the uncle is her aunt's husband"

this is true. except in wava. then it still could be.

tem said...

""im like bitch please i got a 1mm life insurance policy leave me be""


the best part is that cmep can use the $1M to find a nice tall young guy who can teach bbelp how to throw a baseball.

Keef said...

"thats what you get for booking wayyyyyyy before you need too"


You typically get better fares by booking earlier, no?

El Padrino said...

"You typically get better fares by booking earlier, no?"

no, maybe in 1995 yes
internet age no

tem said...

el pad's wealth building plan is early death and getting insurance $$$. no need to save $$$ on flights.

El Padrino said...

tem let me clarify

its my wifes uncle by marriage making the uncles sister a non family member via blood or marriage

so, her mother has a sister which is cmep's aunt, this aunt is married to a man making that guy cmep's uncle by marriage

that uncle has a sister, the sister is not related to cmep

good talk

Keef said...

so basically what I said, tem

tem said...

good clarifacation. try to be more clear in the future.

El Padrino said...

"el pad's wealth building plan is early death and getting insurance $$$. no need to save $$$ on flights."

nah, the way i look at insurance policies is that they are unfortunate savings account

El Padrino said...

good clarifacation. try to be more clear in the future.

apology accepted

tem said...

"nah, the way i look at insurance policies is that they are unfortunate savings account"


so a wealth building plan, got it.

Keef said...

"no, maybe in 1995 yes
internet age no"


The price of my flight has gone up $50 since I booked it

Jugdish said...

The price of my flight has gone up $50 since I booked it



did you book it in 1995?

El Padrino said...

"The price of my flight has gone up $50 since I booked it"

so, it fluctuates back and forth

tem said...

well it at least goes up.

El Padrino said...

tem is testy today, sumatta boy fmtem is already pulling back the punani?

Keef said...

"so, it fluctuates back and forth"


I don't have a crystal ball

El Padrino said...

you might, it might not tell the future but chances are one of your tree ornaments is made of crystal

El Padrino said...

yo when hogan dies im going to his funeral

ns

El Padrino said...

still real to me dammit

tem said...

"you might, it might not tell the future but chances are one of your tree ornaments is made of crystal"


what if it isn't in the shape of a ball?

tem said...

"yo when hogan dies im going to his funeral"

assuming he dies 1st.

hogan gets an annual physical

Keef said...

Spanish cyclist Xavier Tondo died in a freak accident Monday after he was crushed between his car and a garage door in southern Spain, a Civil Guard spokesman said.
Tondo, 32, was killed while trying to take his car out of the garage in a residential complex outside Granada, spokesman Juan Carlos Lopez said.
He said the cyclist got out of the car to try to get the garage door to open but his car rolled forward and pinned him against the door. The official said another person was in the front passenger seat at the time.



So the passenger hit the gas. Got it.

El Padrino said...

"what if it isn't in the shape of a ball?"

most ornaments are

El Padrino said...

tem wants me dead

El Padrino said...

wow

i dont even know what to say

El Padrino said...

So the passenger hit the gas. Got it.

outside of that, the passenger is a pretty good driver

/
aitch/tp

Beth said...

"assuming he dies 1st.

hogan gets an annual physical"


This made me LOL.

tem said...

"tem wants me dead"

opposite. i want you to go to the dr. if i wanted you dead i would encourage more rough touch and less doctor.

tem said...

if you died we would have far less gems.

El Padrino said...

ok, but im not going to the dr

love you too

Beth said...

"love you too"

Changing your mind about gay marriage I see EP.

El Padrino said...

platonic

Spaceman Spiff said...

anybody watching hangover 2 opening weekend

tem said...

i probably will watch it opening weekend

El Padrino said...

i doubt it

tem said...

no, i probably will.

fmtem loved the hangover so she'll want to watch it.

Beth said...

"fmtem loved the hangover"

Keeper.

Spaceman Spiff said...

unless she sympathizes with melissa

El Padrino said...

why wasnt there a running diary of billboard awards

Keef said...

what does femtem think about lov?

Keef said...

when were the billboard awards and were they on TV?

El Padrino said...

last night, ABC

El Padrino said...

yo shaq is with hoopz from flava of love

how come no one told me this

Keef said...

I was watching the Bulls game

Keef said...

Hoopz is a dude

El Padrino said...

I was watching the Bulls game

rare

El Padrino said...

piece

Keef said...

The NBA talked Monday with Noah, who again apologized. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, or GLAAD, said it talked to the NBA and the Bulls "to discuss next steps."


What the fuck? What "next steps"? He got fined. He apologized. Move on

Keef said...

good story on the Macho Man

Keef said...

more grate NY parenting

Keef said...

It took just four minutes for Air France flight 447 to plummet into the Atlantic Ocean after stalling between Brazil and Africa, according to a report from Der Spiegel. The German paper cited a source close to the investigative team, which has been analyzing the recordings since mid-May.


Holy fuck. Basically traveling vertically towards the ocean. Goddman

H said...

"Holy fuck. Basically traveling vertically towards the ocean. Goddman"

That's gotta suck.

Mize said...

"Who's got plans for Memorial Day weekend?"


I have to work on fucking Memorial Day

Mize said...

"meiz hates him"


No.

Keef said...

I have to work on fucking Memorial Day




Sucks. But you get Christmas off

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