Friday, May 06, 2011

Fridatass

fancy pants

Body of Lies is a good flick. Fuck it, I'll say it. Britney spears new song is hot. Great dance track. It takes a real man to say that. And a real man can dance.

Nike or reebok? Heinz or Hunts? Breyers or Edy's? Snickers or Baby Ruth?

Anyway the association had the night off and boy am I glad the Mets didn't sign Lackey. Almost did. Reyes ain't going anywhere. Spiff beat me to Hosmer. So did everyone else apparentely in my other leagues. Damn. Slept on that one.

Kids are so filthy. Little dirtbags. Cute as puppies though. Weird.

163 comments:

Jugdish said...

It takes a real man to say that. And a real man can dance.


you say that because what you said right before that was gay...trying to make yourself feel better

Jugdish said...

Nike or reebok? Heinz or Hunts? Breyers or Edy's? Snickers or Baby Ruth?

Asics (running shoes)
Heinz
Blue Bell
Milky Way

Jugdish said...

Nike or reebok? Heinz or Hunts? Breyers or Edy's? Snickers or Baby Ruth?


nike (untied)


/mize

Jugdish said...

Snickers or Baby Ruth?



yes


/rev

Blue said...

did i ever tell you about my reebok story

Blue said...

i'll boil it down for you, FUCK Reebok

USA! USA! USA! said...

good stuff

USA! USA! USA! said...

figures steve cohen is the frontrunner for the Mets 50% stake, his being investigated for insider trading

Blue said...

mark cuban to the rescue

Jugdish said...

the mess and the dodger owners should go on shark tank

USA! USA! USA! said...

fucking madoff

Blue said...

they should contract the mess and the fraudgers

H said...

I want to hear the reebok story.

Beth said...

"Nike or reebok? Heinz or Hunts? Breyers or Edy's? Snickers or Baby Ruth?

Asics (running shoes)
Heinz
Blue Bell
Milky Way"


Way to follow directions there Jug, now I feel so confident in our space program.

s

USA! USA! USA! said...

they should contract your face

Jugdish said...

that's part of the reason they are retiring the shuttle

USA! USA! USA! said...

Asics wasn't an option, you failed the Wonderlic

Beth said...

And for all the conspiracy theorists about Osama's killing, Al-Qaida has confirmed his death.

USA! USA! USA! said...

funny how the job report they say 244K jobs added like but 62K of them was mickey d's

USA! USA! USA! said...

Al-Qaida has confirmed his death.


that's right and vowed revenge

USA! USA! USA! said...

and good job pakastani's who burned the american flag on tv last night

we'll take you off the tit if you'd like, you can go back to being a shanty town country again, no problemo dude

USA! USA! USA! said...

Sex and coffee 'trigger stroke'...

aitch

USA! USA! USA! said...

my kids are horrendous at sleeping

Beth said...

"that's right and vowed revenge"

Well the vowed revenge part is kind of a given.

USA! USA! USA! said...

what happens when you rock a Cub hat in NYC

Contract the Gophers said...

"no bball games today sucked,"


^^^^^^^^


no Twins either; and Thursday is the one night of the week I get to myself


woe

USA! USA! USA! said...

i wanted to write more today but blogger was fragging out late last night then i got distracted by porn

USA! USA! USA! said...

any of you ever watch that hooker show on HBO awhile back with the Bunny Ranch?

one of the hookers on there i had an affection for, Isabella Soprano if thats her real name

anyway i searched to see if she had any porn out there and i found it

Blue said...

"any of you ever watch that hooker show on HBO awhile back with the Bunny Ranch?"

yup

Keef said...

my kids are horrendous at sleeping



I can't say the same

Keef said...

Isabella Soprano if thats her real name



I'm sure she uses her real name

Blue said...

"my kids are horrendous at sleeping



I can't say the same"


just wait until she gets "active"

Keef said...

just wait until she gets "active"


She sleeps 8-9 hours now. That goes away?

USA! USA! USA! said...

"my kids are horrendous at sleeping



I can't say the same"

right cuz you only have one

/as

USA! USA! USA! said...

"She sleeps 8-9 hours now. That goes away?"


your a lucky man

Keef said...

I have zero doubt the next kid will sleep 2 hours

Blue said...

"She sleeps 8-9 hours now. That goes away?"


yes

Keef said...

Shitty

Blue said...

as kids become more aware, they tend to start waking up more often. Once she starts crawling and walking, they get up a lot more often.

When she starts to teeth, expect to be up a lot.

Blue said...

i guess it all depends on circumstances and kids though.

but if she sleeps through the night and keeps that up, you're very lucky

Keef said...

Maybe I won't let her crawl or walk

Keef said...

I guess I can't block the teething part

USA! USA! USA! said...

"I have zero doubt the next kid will sleep 2 hours"

congrats man!

Blue said...

yeah, didn't take long for #2 to start incubating

Keef said...

She tries to sit up now, but I just push her back down

Keef said...

There is no bun

Blue said...

dem

Blue said...

dat

Keef said...

Dat nice

Keef said...

lp & Beth can make out now

USA! USA! USA! said...

dat

love the bottle of cream in the back

USA! USA! USA! said...

slap it
flip it
rub it down

OH NO!

tem said...

Nike or reebok?

weebok /lp


Heinz or Hunts?

heinz, hunts sounds too much like cunts /meiz


Breyers or Edy's?

both /rev

Snickers or Baby Ruth?

snickers, i don't want anything to do with babies /beth

Keef said...

love the bottle of cream in the back




There's an ass in the foreground

tem said...

"I guess I can't block the teething part"


yes you can.

/all of wava

Blue said...

"love the bottle of cream in the back"


what kind of chick doesn't have a bedskirt?

/tem

Keef said...

A slutty chick who puts pics of her bare ass on the Internet does

USA! USA! USA! said...

dont judge

Keef said...

Slutty isn't a bad thing

Keef said...

Baby Ruth ice cream is grate. But I like Snickers candy bars better

Keef said...

We have goddamn doves with nests in our roof. Thelast 2 days I've seen one of our dogs eating a baby bird. Gross

Keef said...

I hopeshedoesnt get bird flu.


Heyooooooooooooo

USA! USA! USA! said...

in you face aitch

tem said...

omj

tem said...

weebok joke was gold.

tem said...

i mean was a gem

Keef said...

Don't pull a muscle patting yourself on the back

USA! USA! USA! said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

USA! USA! USA! said...

"Nike or reebok? Heinz or Hunts? Breyers or Edy's? Snickers or Baby Ruth?"

Nike, Heinz 57, Edy's, Snickers

USA! USA! USA! said...

if Meiz were a soccer ref

USA! USA! USA! said...

gus might not be gone

Blue said...

gus can't be gone.

you don't think he'd get snatched up by somebody right away?

i'm sure he will

Blue said...

If i was fox, i'd hire him and move him to the #1 football slot, bump stupid joe buck

Blue said...

or abc should hire him and make him the #1 announcer for the NBA, as well as have him on MNF telecasts

Blue said...

the only play by play guy that gus wouldn't wipe the floor with is Al Michaels and only because Al is like an icon now.

USA! USA! USA! said...

lik kdi dances good

USA! USA! USA! said...

"you don't think he'd get snatched up by somebody right away?"


fox as an offer

Blue said...

yeah, i read that after i wrote my diatrive

Blue said...

since jug and tem like country music

tem said...

that is exactly why i like cuntry

Keef said...

i bet that girl knows as much country music as i do

Keef said...

I'm going fishing now

USA! USA! USA! said...

you are a master baiter







ha

Blue said...

"I'm going fishing now"


so you do know a lot of country music


got it.

USA! USA! USA! said...

fell asleep on pier

whoops

USA! USA! USA! said...

booked vaca for July

USA! USA! USA! said...

cue the april bro jokes

Blue said...

its May bro

Blue said...

right on cue

Contract the Gophers said...

"The thing is, the great minds have something in common with proverbial death-prone kitties: curiosity.

Researchers have finally begun to understand the link between curiosity and intelligence on the molecular level, thanks to scientists from the University of Toronto and Mount Sinai Hospital who discovered a protein in an under-explored part of the brain that controls both traits.

British scientists published the results of a long-term study showing that smart people were more likely to be drunks.

And yeah, they pretty much found the same link between high intelligence and psychoactive drug use. It also turns out that intelligent people are much more likely to indulge in illicit substances such as marijuana, Ecstasy, cocaine and heroin. The smarter you are, the more likely you are to be tripping balls at any given moment."


suite; we're a bunch of smrt mothafuckas here

USA! USA! USA! said...

Redskins Front-Runners For Vince Young?


ha, nice

tem said...

he is the black elway

USA! USA! USA! said...

spiff fast five gone

USA! USA! USA! said...

yeah whatever

piece

Mize said...

Damn. I only got a half hour into F5

Mize said...

I don't care for Deadmau5

Mize said...

I read the post title as "Fritadas"

Mize said...

Goddammit, I just did F8 F9 to refresh again. Stupid work.

Mize said...

Jaime Garcia Perfect Game

Mize said...

Hundo

Todd Packer said...

nice run to 100, mize

Mize said...

It wasn't anything special

Mize said...

I'm drunk

Mize said...

I think I'm gonna play golf by myself tomorrow.

Mize said...

I might try to play at a nice course as a fuck you to my friends.

Mize said...

Or maybe I'll go chop it around at the 3 hole free hole in town.

Todd Packer said...

Playing in a scramble with my son on sunday

Todd Packer said...

looks like the lakers are not going to get swept

Mize said...

Says who?

Mize said...

I gotta find somewhere to play tomorrow

Todd Packer said...

"Says who?"

4th quarter xnij

Todd Packer said...

gonna try an hit the course at least once a week this summer

Todd Packer said...

Bad foul

Mize said...

Can't decide what to put the price cap on the round of golf tomorrow at.

Mize said...

"gonna try an hit the course at least once a week this summer"


Yep. I've already played 2x as much as last year.

Todd Packer said...

Always fun to watch the lakers lose

Todd Packer said...

Time to find some west coast baseball on the dish

Mize said...

I think I might rock Kettle Hills' Ponds/Woods for $38.

Although playing The Bog for $60 on Sunday is tempting

Mize said...

Holy cow, Scott Hoch has a ginormous beer belly now. I'm shook.

Mize said...

Seve, man. Seve.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"spiff fast five gone"

should have DL'd it off youtube

Spaceman Spiff said...

dont mind if the bulls/grizz/thunder/hawks win the title now

Spaceman Spiff said...

went to a wedding at a country club yesterday, bar closed at 8 WFT couldnt watch the choke, had to suffer with phone updates

Mize said...

"went to a wedding at a country club yesterday, bar closed at 8 WFT couldnt watch the choke, had to suffer with phone updates"


What the fuck?

Mize said...

"Nike or reebok? Heinz or Hunts? Breyers or Edy's? Snickers or Baby Ruth?"


Nike, Heinz, What ever is cheap, Snickers.

Mize said...

@insidehoops follows the LoV feed. Cool.

Spaceman Spiff said...

'What the fuck?'

actual bar with the TVs closed, but there was a bar setup in the reception room. i was wondering why there wasnt many people watching the game there, seemed like a perfect spot, then i knew

Keef said...

Fishing suckt

Keef said...

Fucking Cordero

Keef said...

Fucking back spasms are the worse

Keef said...

Verlander nono

Mize said...

Ah shit. Shoulda booked my flight last month.

Mize said...

Not price-wise, but time-wise

Keef said...

Why

Keef said...

Just got home from Ra sushi. Apparently it's prom night. The place was packed with kids in tuxedos and gaudy dresses

Todd Packer said...

Was freak there?

Mize said...

"Why"


Probably gonna have a much earlier flight to get in at the same time. Shoulda snapped up the Frontier flight I was looking at.

Keef said...

No. They were boys and girls on dates

Keef said...

When are you getting in?

Keef said...

TWSS

Mize said...

"When are you getting in?"

Aiming for 11 AMish

Keef said...

That video of Rondo's dislocated elbow is gross

Todd Packer said...

rondo is gross

Keef said...

Goddamn TP. I almost have 350 pts and you're kicking my as.

Todd Packer said...

Lots of triple words

Keef said...

Yeah you had rootier words than me

Keef said...

418-363. High scoring

Todd Packer said...

I got stuck with some good letters too

Todd Packer said...

Snl suckt tonight

Keef said...

Snl suckt tonight



Weekend update is on right now. I thought the Little Mermaid skit with Osama wad funny. No idear who the music guest was, though

Keef said...

was*

Keef said...

Ha, that may 4th joke was funny

Keef said...

I think this Stefan character that Bill Hader does on Weekend Update is hilarious

Todd Packer said...

"Weekend update is on right now. I thought the Little Mermaid skit with Osama wad funny"

Missed the little mermaid one.... Weekend update was ok

Keef said...

Missed the little mermaid one



They were playing the characters and singing a song and Osama's body lands on them wrapped in the white sheet

Contract the Gophers said...

I think this Stefan character that Bill Hader does on Weekend Update is hilarious


I only saw him on once, but I found it hilarity for the first 30 seconds, and then it seemed like the same basic joke again and again

Mize said...

WWL fantasy baseball is broken for me right now

Keef said...

I only saw him on once, but I found it hilarity for the first 30 seconds, and then it seemed like the same basic joke again and again



Yeah a lot of them are the same, but i like it when they crack up themselves and can finish a joke

Contract the Gophers said...

but i like it when they crack up themselves and can finish a joke


^^^^^^^^^ (assuming you meant *can't finish a joke)

I love that shit; people gave Fallon a hard time for that....but if it's sincere and not exaggerated, it usually makes me crack up as well

Mize said...

People like Freak do that to Fallon. I think he's pretty damn funny.

Contract the Gophers said...

cmon Twins


I already got a name/pic change ready for H after Friday's game

Keef said...

Fallon is ok. I just don't like him because of the Boston shit

Mize said...

Boom. Just cut Moms a bouquet of flowers. My work is nearly done.

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