Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Big News

I don't have any Big News. It would be cool if i did though.

More and more shit is coming out every day about Tressel now. I knew he had some issues at Youngstown State that everyone convieniently forgot about, but those are going to come out again. Plus there are stories that he rigged raffles at his football camps and all sorts of other stuff. He'll take a year off then take Urban Meyer's place at ESPN when Urban takes the tOSU job next year.

NBA Finals start today. Game 1 is in Miami but doesn't start until 9pm? Eff that. NBA almost sucked me in until they took such a long break between conference finals and real finals. Putting the game at a 9pm start means I am not watching it. Enjoy the game west coast. Damn west coast bias.

I think my UFC picks were great. Even if they weren't nobody cares. More fights this weekend. I didn't watch the fights saturday. They have to be the least watched UFC in years. That card was bad.

Anyone heard of fitbit. Fitbit.com. Check it out. Fitness geeks, tell me if this is cool or not. Thanks and Regards.

OK CFO in the hospital again, so I am acting CFO. Enough posting.

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Blue said...

"let the urban meyer rumors begin"

I heard that urban quit at florida because he had molested some of the players, catholic priest-style

Jugdish said...

hadn't heard of fitbit...looks interesting. not for $99. im getting a roku box instead

Jugdish said...

i know i don't get enough sleep

tem said...

wft is a roku box?

Blue said...

roku box is like p90x, except not at all

tem said...

saw one that had a monthly charge to monitor your shit. can't remember its name.

fitbit had no monthly charge. or so i have been told it doesn't.

Jugdish said...

make sure you wear the fitbit on the same arm that you use to masturbate

tem said...

i don't want it to think i workout that much

Jugdish said...

roku box

tem said...

my xbox, blu ray and tv already do those things

tem said...

so does my computer

El Padrino said...

"Game 1 is in Miami but doesn't start until 9pm?"

this weekend i kept turning on ABC, ESPN, TNT looking for the game, thought I missed Game one

not sure why they are waiting so long

El Padrino said...

9pm EST is retarded

El Padrino said...

cant wait to see Lebron smother the lil spanish kid on Dallas

El Padrino said...

mavs in 6

El Padrino said...

what kind of roids is bartolo colon on?

tem said...

ster

tem said...

or ste

El Padrino said...

as

El Padrino said...

romo married

El Padrino said...

keef i got some kielbasa

ns

text me your stupid address i forgot it, i think it's like western skies blvd or something but addresses need to be exact

El Padrino said...

cmep very confused about the mailing sausage deal

she's like who cares if you dont send it

and im like then i'd be a weasel and im no weasel

R A, R?

El Padrino said...

i think i will cut it, wrap individual pieces in saran wrap, ziploc it, freeze it then box it, send priority and hope for the best

El Padrino said...

the smell of fresh kilebasa will knock you down, smoke and garlic strong

El Padrino said...

not sure it's $25 worth but with the shipping cost we are even

El Padrino said...

priority ususally gets there next business day if i catch the mail drop

El Padrino said...

im heearing bridesmaids was hilarious, like hangover for dudes

El Padrino said...

i mena chicks

Jugdish said...

Lp

Jugdish said...

IN YOU FACE!


ouch

El Padrino said...

ha, guy drops his daughter to catch the foul ball then drops the foul ball

no hands on that guy

El Padrino said...

foul ball to the face is rare

Contract the Gophers said...

Winona State in the D-II baseball world series semifinals


suite; WSU turning into quite the D-II powerhouse

El Padrino said...

mc donalds has buffalo sauce

didnt know that til yesterday

is suite

El Padrino said...

suite; WSU turning into quite the D-II powerhouse


yeah awesome.

s

Jugdish said...

didnt know that til yesterday



saw that the other day...need to try it. wendy's has added stuff like that to their menu...dipped sandwhiches*

Jugdish said...

MORNING JOLT: NFL team coming to Toronto?



no

/cmblue

El Padrino said...

protest-titing

nsfw bare breast

El Padrino said...

toronto has the CFL

get outta here canada

Blue said...

is she protesting?

looks likes she's advertising

Blue said...

becuase the blue jays and raptors have done so well

Spaceman Spiff said...

"just saw hangover 2... I thought it was almost as good as the first one"

agreed, first one was not as good as i heard, second one not bad as i heard

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone seen 'due date', galifaniakis played the same character but with a different name

Spaceman Spiff said...

indy 500 ending was hilarity

Jugdish said...

anyone seen 'due date', galifaniakis played the same character but with a different name



yeah, and the movie was pretty much like planes, trains, and automobiles

Blue said...

"anyone seen 'due date', galifaniakis played the same character but with a different name"

I saw it, thought it had some really funny parts

Spaceman Spiff said...

"mavs in 6"

fuck you

Blue said...

"indy 500 ending was hilarity"


hey, there's a wall there

tem said...

heat in 4

tem said...

"hey, there's a wall there"


his GPS malfunctioned. said "bear slight to the right" instead of "left turn"

Spaceman Spiff said...

"yeah, and the movie was pretty much like planes, trains, and automobiles"

never seen it, delonte west has though

Blue said...

Lakers in 5

Spaceman Spiff said...

there was a donut scene in due date too, wonder if the writers like delonte's rome is burning piece

tem said...

pryor drove to the team meeting in a mew 350Z

Blue said...

"pryor drove to the team meeting in a mew 350Z"


it's like he doesn't want to play football at tOSU anymore

Blue said...

i don't remember the masturbating dog in planes trains and automobiles

Spaceman Spiff said...

almost forgot how big kidd's kid's noggin is

Jugdish said...

beth

El Padrino said...

mini dome piece is burned in my memory from Nets playoff runs

El Padrino said...

taco sauce got lost

El Padrino said...

who crashes a jet ski into a bridge

El Padrino said...

keef in case you need a manual

El Padrino said...

suite resume

El Padrino said...

asking bossman if we can order these

Blue said...

rockies have dun pisst me off now

Spaceman Spiff said...

more of fat aubrey

Spaceman Spiff said...

"rockies have dun pisst me off now"

cargo traded?

Blue said...

no just general suckiness

Jugdish said...

change your avatar in protest

Jugdish said...

and your face

El Padrino said...

big day

Blue said...

"change your avatar in protest"

done and done

Blue said...

it's beach weather anyway

El Padrino said...

is that tebow's GF?

Blue said...

yep

Blue said...

yeah, that's a picture from the local reservoir over the weekend where he was hanging out with her and jet skiing

Blue said...

rumor is that he ran into a bridge too

El Padrino said...

sweater vest making rich rod look clean

El Padrino said...

if i even see a hot dog im gonna puke

tem said...

tebow's girl is hot.

Jugdish said...

spiff

Keef said...

"is that tebow's GF?"


I'm SAS you remembered that

ns

El Padrino said...

i dont forget tits

plus the joke was funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

portis will be playing dress up

Blue said...

portis is dun

El Padrino said...

lots of miles on cpo

H said...

Re: tebow's girl.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

Blue said...

h doesn't know the joke

Blue said...

that's a picture of lucy pinder, it's not really tebow's GF

H said...

Oh. H misst* the joke.

El Padrino said...

it was made like 2 years ago

H said...

EP clowning me for missing something on here is the ultimate example of irony.

El Padrino said...

i mean really get with the program h

tem said...

"that's a picture of lucy pinder, it's not really tebow's GF"

not yet

Blue said...

they did date for a bit, then he found out she was always posing nude and that's the devil's candy

tem said...

tebow can't be tainted by the devil

Blue said...

meiz's dream date

Keef said...

"EP clowning me for missing something on here is the ultimate example of irony."

I saw no clowing* from LP

Blue said...

ep's vacation destination

El Padrino said...

what does that even mean?

Do I Look Old? said...

"ep's vacation destination"

or jug

Keef said...

hilarity

Blue said...

"The type of radiation coming out of a cell phone is called non-ionizing. It is not like an X-ray, but more like a very low-powered microwave oven.

"What microwave radiation does in most simplistic terms is similar to what happens to food in microwaves, essentially cooking the brain," Black said. "So in addition to leading to a development of cancer and tumors, there could be a whole host of other effects like cognitive memory function, since the memory temporal lobes are where we hold our cell phones.""

Blue said...

told you microwaves were unsafe


/tem

tem said...

my long term memory is shot*

tem said...

always has been though. even before cell phones.

i am not sure i remember anything at all before my 15th birthday.

i remember things people told me i did, but i don't actually remember doing any it.

Spaceman Spiff said...

i saw russell westbrook at the mall over the weekend, didnt dap him

tem said...

fail

Spaceman Spiff said...

rare to see black people there, so he was even more noticeable

Keef said...

"i am not sure i remember anything at all before my 15th birthday"


suppressing memories of being molested. Got it

s

Keef said...

aren't malls for 15 year olds?

Spaceman Spiff said...

some are

Blue said...

"aren't malls for 15 year olds?"

how do you buy new shoes if you don't go to the mall?

Blue said...

did westbrook have an entourage?

did he do his gunslinger thing?

Spaceman Spiff said...

he was there with 2 people

El Padrino said...

"how do you buy new shoes if you don't go to the mall?"

a shoe store?

tem said...

shoes.com

tem said...

just put .com after whatever you want.

it'll lead you where you want to go.

tem said...

yay interwebs

Blue said...

shoe stores are at the mall

Blue said...

i saw melo once at the mall, he had like 15 people with him and a couple of bodyguard looking dudes

Blue said...

blowjobs.com seems to not lead me to a store

El Padrino said...

"shoe stores are at the mall"

stop it

Blue said...

maybe shoe stores are on every corner in NYC, i don't know

NYC sounds like one gigantic mall to me

El Padrino said...

this is crazy talk

outside of the fucking cherry creek mall you cant buy shoes anywere?

no shopping district? nothing in LODO? no DSW in a shopping center next to traget or walmart?

Do I Look Old? said...

traget is suite

tem said...

Only nyc has tragets. They are the fanciest.

El Padrino said...

there is a traget here but i dont patronage it

Blue said...

"outside of the fucking cherry creek mall you cant buy shoes anywere?"

sure, i can go to Park Meadows Mall or Southglenn Mall or the mall at SouthEast Plaza, or Flatirons mall

El Padrino said...

you are sounding tarded son

El Padrino said...

even keef can go to a shoe store without going to a mall

Blue said...

"no shopping district?"


you mean, like a mall? sure we have plenty of those

"nothing in LODO?"

Lots of bars, no shoe stores

Blue said...

shoot, forgot to add the 16th street mall

Blue said...

and my favorite, the outlet mall

they have a nike store and an under armour store

El Padrino said...

google is calling blue a liar

tem said...

pryor pretty much has to hit the supplemental draft now.

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

i know of some shoe stores not in malls, but i don't think they sell men's shoes. they are all women's shoes stores.

Jugdish said...

Academy

Blue said...

what if you don't like the shoes in that non-mall shoe store, then you have to drive to another store.


at malls you just walk next door to another shoe store

Jugdish said...

as long as i don't have to tie those shoes


/mize

Jugdish said...

do they have velcro shoes?

/tp

Contract the Gophers said...

hmmmmmm.....


I found a very promising job posting today I think I'd have a chance at...but I'd have to move to South Dakota

even just applying could be risky to the marital relationship and current job, but I just don't think I should or even can let it pass

decisions, decisions. No harm in updating the resume and writing the cover letter while I decide I suppose

Blue said...

south dakota is nicer than northern minnesota

Blue said...

well, i guess it depends on what part of south dakota

Spaceman Spiff said...

"even just applying could be risky to the marital relationship"

meiz is giddy

Contract the Gophers said...

well, i guess it depends on what part of south dakota


yeah, Sioux Falls; actually closer to Mpls to where I'm at now

Contract the Gophers said...

*than where I'm at now



-I don't think I'd be considering it so strongly if it wasn't

1) a decent sized city; and
2) pretty close to Mpls (which is a deal breaker for me, since most of my friends and family live there)

Spaceman Spiff said...

whats appealing about the job

Blue said...

yeah, sioux falls is nice

Do I Look Old? said...

"yeah, sioux falls is nice"

the big question is what's the shoe store situation in Sioux falls?

Jugdish said...

all malls all the time

Contract the Gophers said...

"whats appealing about the job"


it would mostly entail what I'm already doing now, but on a much larger scale.

The 3 big benefits I see

1) it's stuff that falls right in my wheelhouse, and I'm very comfortable doing. I know I can do this job well.

2) I would get to help a lot more people in need and have much greater opportunity to influence regional and national policy. This is my #1 career need.

3) If I get it and don't mess it up, it would likely lead to major possibilities down the line.


-odds are I won't get it anyway; but I think I just might

Spaceman Spiff said...

suite, good luck

Keef said...

Just finished work for the day/week. On bereavement for the rest of the week

Do I Look Old? said...

yeah, good luck if you decide to go for it

Blue said...

" If I get it and don't mess it up, it would likely lead to major possibilities down the line."

you are too short to be elected Chief

Blue said...

"On bereavement for the rest of the week"

condolences

Blue said...

i'd send a card, but there is an issue with shipping, you'll get it in like 2 years

Keef said...

I'm SAS that even LP took the shoe store bait

Keef said...

"i'd send a card, but there is an issue with shipping, you'll get it in like 2 years"

Just freeze it

/LP

Keef said...

I wonder how bad the kielbasa is going to smell by the time it gets to my house

H said...

He should have shipped it MPS. You'd already be enjoying it.

Jugdish said...

you should freeze some beer and send it to Lp

H said...

Go jump off a bridge.

H said...

I wasn't being literal, Jug

Mize said...

FIFA came. Goddamn, there are a lot of controls now.

Mize said...

"cant wait to see Lebron smother the lil spanish kid on Dallas"


He'll guard Dirk

Jugdish said...

Go jump off a bridge.



already learned my lesson on that one

Jugdish said...

I wasn't being literal, Jug


me neither

Jugdish said...

He'll guard Dirk


i don't think he will for the majority of the game...don't want to risk him getting in foul trouble

Mize said...

"priority ususally gets there next business day if i catch the mail drop"


Not to Ari-freaking-zona

Keef said...

Yeah that kielbasa is gonna be RIPE

H said...

But he froze it..

Spaceman Spiff said...

is he using dry ice or just hoping for the best

Keef said...

Negative on the dry ice

Keef said...

That shit will be thawed out in about 3 hours

Mize said...

USPS will flag it, and throw it out. And maybe send LP a postcard.

H said...

I sent it, so I'm no weasel. Who cares if it gets there?

/EP

Keef said...

"I sent it, so I'm no weasel. Who cares if it gets there?

/EP"



no doubt that's his line of thinking

Mize said...

I'm applying for 2 jobs tonight.

H said...

"I'm applying for 2 jobs tonight."

Fed Ex and DHL?

Mize said...

No, peckerwrecker. Henry Schein. Pharmaceutical distributor.

Mize said...

Keith, I've already gotten my game. How on earth has yours not arrived yet?

/LP

H said...

"peckerwrecker"

WFT?

Do I Look Old? said...

h, you done with wwf?

Do I Look Old? said...

what's tem's wwf name... doesn't look like I ever played him

Do I Look Old? said...

heat in 5

Do I Look Old? said...

not a fan of the cryptkeeper pic. nice job, h

Do I Look Old? said...

mize is right, h is a peckerwrecker

H said...

What does that even mean?

H said...

"h, you done with wwf?"

honestly just kinda forgot about it.

Jugdish said...

he doesn't have time for that shit

H said...

"what's tem's wwf name... doesn't look like I ever played him"

bed skirt

H said...

ok, I am caught up on wwf now

Do I Look Old? said...

"ok, I am caught up on wwf now"

I think our game got cancelled

H said...

"what's tem's wwf name... doesn't look like I ever played him"

Which is why I started a new one.

Do I Look Old? said...

"bed skirt"

Thanks

Do I Look Old? said...

"Which is why I started a new one."

didn't see it when I posted the comment

H said...

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