Thursday, May 26, 2011

All country American Idol finale; Tim McGraw is the most played artist over the last decade...IN YOU FACE country haters!!!

Its cliche time for the Bulls. That means they have to "take one game at a time" because "anything can happen". Going into the series I did not think they would win, but I was given a little hope after the first game. They've been in every game since, but I think the wind is out of their sails after the game 5 loss. I hope they can steal one tonight and go from there. It looks like these two teams will have some good playoff battles over the next several years. Hockey playoffs are still better...they just are for a few reasons that I've covered before. I still like the NBA though.

Breaking news: Barry Bonds will pay for the Stow kids college education. That's cool.

All joking aside, how does that work? I imagine his kids are young. Does Barry just cut them a check now? Do they call him up when the kids are ready to go to college? Do they just send him a bill? Will he pay for grad school? I'd like to know these things.

Lp is LOV member of the week for the all gems he has been giving us. Congrats Lp!

random funny headline: "Accused Auburn tree poisoner pleads not guilty"

Greinke dapped a home run last night!

Everyone has a cell phone...do you people keep a home phone too? Actually a guy I work with does not have a cell phone. He is an interesting story. He is married with one kid...lived in a house right off base. I've known him for over ten years, and up until last year they have only had one vehicle, a 94 Explorer. His wife doesn't work and they home school their daughter. He is CHEAP! For example, at his house, if he uses a paper towel he rips it in 4 pieces so he uses some now and the rest later so it will last longer and he'll save money. On the flip side, that house is paid for (paid off in 8 years on one salary), plus he bought another house with a pool and is renting the original house. How cheap are you willing to be for something like that?

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Jugdish said...

just saw the tosh high toilet video for shark tank...hilarity

Beth said...

"Breaking news: Barry Bonds will pay for the Stow kids college education. That's cool.
All joking aside, how does that work?"

What I found interesting was how Barry was quiet about his promise but the family and their attorney are telling every reporter they can about it. They're spinning it as giving thanks for a great gesture (and it IS a great gesture), but I'm a bit jaded and think they are doing it so he can't deny it or back out later.

Jugdish said...

maybe he just agreed to pay for in state community college

Jugdish said...

lucky bastards!

/Lp

Jugdish said...

but I'm a bit jaded and think they are doing it so he can't deny it or back out later.


i can see that. I don't think bonds has the reputation of being generous. he may be...

Contract the Gophers said...

do you people keep a home phone too?


yeah, but it's never used. Our cable company makes us pay for a landline in order to get cable/internet services


ghey

Blue said...

no land line here

Blue said...

oh wait, check that...we got magic jack, so we do sorta have a land line

Blue said...

"All joking aside, how does that work?"


puts money in a trust fund with stipulations about when and what the money can be used for

Jugdish said...

cool story


tem might know of that guy

El Padrino said...

"How cheap are you willing to be for something like that?"

i couldnt do it

El Padrino said...

i dont have a home phone

El Padrino said...

im perfectly content renting for most of my life

ns

and i know that sounds retarded and dumb or whatever but as of now, i have no interest in owning any property

Jugdish said...

and i know that sounds retarded and dumb or whatever but as of now, i have no interest in owning any property



really where you live owning property is not an option for a lot of people right? Here housing is cheap

Jugdish said...

i paid about 120k for my house. 30 years old, starter home, ~1800 square feet.

Blue said...

most people own like they rent anyway

Contract the Gophers said...

yeah, there are times when I miss renting....usually when shit falls apart around here

Contract the Gophers said...

Bemidji is weird though; home prices are super low, but rents are pretty high (I think at least in part due to the college)


most homeowners I know in Bemidji have lower monthly payments than those I know who rent. My house payment is less than half of what my monthly rent was at my last place

*not including public housing rentals of course

Contract the Gophers said...

I've seen really nice lakefront houses here going for 120-150K


if I made more money had more security in our budget (aHiik), I'd buy up one or more of those houses; equivalent houses on lake Minnetonka or Calhoun in the Cities would be 1M+

El Padrino said...

"usually when shit falls apart around here"

exactly

i dont have time for that shit

El Padrino said...

"i paid about 120k for my house. 30 years old, starter home, ~1800 square feet."

yeah 120K, must be nice

Keef said...

do you people keep a home phone too?

No

El Padrino said...

and what do you mean by "YOU POEPLE"

fucking jug

H said...

No home phone for H

El Padrino said...

what is there a ufc pay per view every weekend?

Todd Packer said...

"do you people keep a home phone too?"

yes, kids are too young for a cell phone and are home alone sometimes. I imagine once they get cell phones we will get rid of the landline

tem said...

"tem might know of that guy"

tem does

tem said...

". I don't think bonds has the reputation of being generous. he may be..."


i think he gives a lot of money away. he just doesn't talk about it.

and really funding college for 2 kids for him is probably the equivalent to me spending $100.

Beth said...

"and really funding college for 2 kids for him is probably the equivalent to me spending $100"


So what I think you're saying is, if I ever have a kid you'll contribute $100 towards his/her college education. Thanks tem.

Keef said...

Ahik

Jugdish said...

yes, kids are too young for a cell phone and are home alone sometimes. I imagine once they get cell phones we will get rid of the landline


makes cents*

Spaceman Spiff said...

"How cheap are you willing to be for something like that?"

not willing

Spaceman Spiff said...

no landline

Spaceman Spiff said...

fuck jim buss

Spaceman Spiff said...

bbqs to attend on sat and sun, pumped

Spaceman Spiff said...

EP/keef/blue:

"A Washington State man had to be airlifted to the hospital after his daughter shot him with a hunting bow because he took away her cell phone, authorities said.

The 15-year-old girl refused to let her father use the phone to call for help Wednesday evening, forcing him to crawl to a neighbor's house for help, KOMO-TV reported."

crazy ruthless bitch

Contract the Gophers said...

well any good parent knows that when you take your kids cell phone, you should also take their hunting bow

Todd Packer said...

"bbqs to attend on sat and sun, pumped"

bought a new smoker a few weeks ago... gonna bust it out this weekend. ribs, chicken and either brisket or pork shoulder

El Padrino said...

suite

Keef said...

I'll make sure I don't have a hunting bow in the house

El Padrino said...

"crazy ruthless bitch"

bgep would do some shit like this

Jugdish said...

weekend: softball tonight, hanging with my brothers for dinner tomorrow night and meeting the chicks out afterwards, paintball on Saturday...not sure what else yet

Jugdish said...

can we incorporate a new day rising concert into the summit?

Jugdish said...

bgep would do some shit like this



i don't picture lp having a hunting bow

El Padrino said...

no plans this weekend

woe

El Padrino said...

"i don't picture lp having a hunting bow"

she'd make one, very resourceful lil brat

Spaceman Spiff said...

posey rumored to be out for the season

El Padrino said...

yup

El Padrino said...

lil fag didnt even catch the ball

El Padrino said...

CSN Bay Area is reporting that Giants C Buster Posey broke his leg and tore ligaments in his ankle in his collision with Florida's Scott Cousins on Wednesday night. He is likely out for the season.

Contract the Gophers said...

no plans this weekend either



wohoo!!

El Padrino said...

just wrecks my $$ league

Contract the Gophers said...

errr, upon further thought, I have sdkod2 finance's hs graduation Friday night


oh well, that should be pretty cool (ns)

Spaceman Spiff said...

vid of the hit

good job by cousins, shoulder to the chest, giants repeat bid likely over

Spaceman Spiff said...

"sdkod2 finance's"

nice

Keef said...

just wrecks my $$ league


You can find another catcher hitting .280

El Padrino said...

I have sdkod2 finance's hs graduation Friday night

hilarious

El Padrino said...

"You can find another catcher hitting .280"

no, and your not seeing the future and he accounts for like 60% of the RBIS on that team

El Padrino said...

shutup basically

Jugdish said...

simmons on cowherd...in you face cowherd

Jugdish said...

no, and your not seeing the future and he accounts for like 60% of the RBIS on that team


that's only 10% of the time though

Blue said...

"CSN Bay Area is reporting that Giants C Buster Posey broke his leg and tore ligaments in his ankle in his collision with Florida's Scott Cousins on Wednesday night. He is likely out for the season."


YES!

Keef said...

"no, and your not seeing the future and he accounts for like 60% of the RBIS on that team"

So he's on pace for like 400 RBIs this year? Wow you really are going to miss him

tem said...

"So what I think you're saying is, if I ever have a kid you'll contribute $100 towards his/her college education. Thanks tem."


sure why not.

Keef said...

He's an average hitting catcher this year. i guarantee there is at least 1 FA catcher in your league with #s at least = to his

tem said...

apology accepted

El Padrino said...

"He's an average hitting catcher this year. i guarantee there is at least 1 FA catcher in your league with #s at least = to his"

best C av. is Wilson Ramos or AJ Pizhead

ns

El Padrino said...

there are maybe 7 catchers in the league that are not a giveaway at that position

El Padrino said...

plus its a keeper so i now have to decide on keeping him, basically holding a roster spot for a year

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Its being reported this afternoon that Jean-Claude Van Damme has been confirmed as one of the main villains in The Expendables 2"

nack suk cao! nack suk cao!



i want tong po!

El Padrino said...

dat ass

Blue said...

Posey fucked up on that play, obviously wasn't braced for impact

Contract the Gophers said...

"Its being reported this afternoon that Jean-Claude Van Damme has been confirmed as one of the main villains in The Expendables 2"


funny considering how much of a snob/pompous ass he was about the first Expendables

El Padrino said...

well it mad loot, now he wants in

El Padrino said...

"Posey fucked up on that play, obviously wasn't braced for impact"

awful play by Posey, should have never happened

Blue said...

BAM

Contract the Gophers said...

"well it mad loot, now he wants in"


he's obviously not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Blue said...

maybe that breathes new life into the rockies season

Blue said...

finkle to buy $200m worth of the mess

El Padrino said...

"maybe that breathes new life into the rockies season"

or they'll just wait til sept like usual

El Padrino said...

Belt back up

Jugdish said...

So he's on pace for like 400 RBIs this year? Wow you really are going to miss him



its not just that. posey calls all the pitches on Lp's fantasy team and all the players look up to him

Jugdish said...

finkle to buy $200m worth of the mess



ray?

El Padrino said...

einhorn

Blue said...

i hope he screams "LACES OUT"

Jugdish said...

indy 500 should have throwback cars this year like sports teams use throwback unis. would be suite to see them race in these

Jugdish said...

i was at that race...good times

/tp

Todd Packer said...

"i was at that race...good times

/tp"


car racing, like country music, sucks

Jugdish said...

careful when you open your footlong mozz shop keef

Blue said...

i watch one car race every year...that's the indy 500

Blue said...

partially because it's over by noon or so

tem said...

step grandma tem calls NASCAR "those fuckin' Loop-De-Loops"

Blue said...

they're making a left turn

Keef said...

"car racing, like country music, sucks"


FTWHNBS

Keef said...

jay mohr covering for rome tw, spiff

tem said...

james harrison was fined 50K for lighter hits on WRs than that guy delivered to posey.

Keef said...

They don't have defenseless wide receiver rules in MLB

Blue said...

that wasn't even that bad of a hit, posey shouldn't have had his leg wrapped under him

Blue said...

and fuck buster posey's agent for bitching about the rules.


dude is wearing hard plastic shinguards, a protective padding and a helmet.

you don't see people bitching when the guy sliding into home gets hurt because of all the equipment the catcher gets to wear.

Blue said...

ep to buster posey:

life sucks and sometimes you get raped

Spaceman Spiff said...

"jay mohr covering for rome tw, spiff"

suite

El Padrino said...

first of all, his name is buster ok, we knew this would happen at some point

man up Gerald Dempsey Posey III

El Padrino said...

and this is what San Fran gets for trying to get rid of happy meals and whether or not to circumsize babies

fucking homos

Contract the Gophers said...

he fucking launched into him though, you can't hit QBs like that in the NFL, and they have pads and helmets better equipped for that type of contact.

El Padrino said...

stop it he's blocking home

perfectly legal

Contract the Gophers said...

"perfectly legal"



never said it wasn't legal; doesn't mean it wasn't dirty

Contract the Gophers said...

and since there isn't a rule, Catchers get near the plate at their own risk

Blue said...

having played catcher in my younger days

with all the gear and crap, if you don't launch into the catcher, you're not getting by them

Blue said...

granted it was little league, but a guy sliding isn't getting past a guy blocking the plate

Keef said...

kod has a soft spot in his ♥ for catchers

Blue said...

if they want to change the rule to say that there are too many concussions because of it, that's fine

Keef said...

"granted it was little league, but a guy sliding isn't getting past a guy blocking the plate"


Slide to the outside and reach for the plate with your arm.

Keef said...

tard

watch some Major League once in awhile


/lp

Blue said...

"Welcome to the Big Leagues, Hayseed. Next time, don't stand on the tracks when the train's coming through.

Blue said...

"Slide to the outside and reach for the plate with your arm."

it's not going through his leg

Blue said...

when the throw beats you by two steps, you're not sliding around the catcher

tem said...

"They don't have defenseless wide receiver rules in MLB"

never said they did. put your mat away.

it was more of a comment about how pussy the NFL is now.

Blue said...

i guess he could have done this

tem said...

Willie Mays Hayes style

Blue said...

i tried to find the wmh clip but it's not on youtube easy to find

Keef said...

"i guess he could have done this"


apology accepted

Spaceman Spiff said...

aitch

El Padrino said...

WHAT A MEAT CURTAIN

holy shit is the wizard of oz behind that god damn curtain?

fuck

Blue said...

oh, is that nsfw?

Keef said...

"holy shit is the wizard of oz behind that god damn curtain?"


A hole is a hole, right?

Blue said...

why did the nats move bryce harper to RF?

Keef said...

To get to the other side

tem said...

el pad would ram that ass.


i didn't look at the pic, but i know el pad would ram it.

Beth said...

If ep DID have time for that shit

Blue said...

is that him in front of his computer in the comments section?

El Padrino said...

"why did the nats move bryce harper to RF?"

to prolong his career

Blue said...

maybe they made that switch after they saw buster get smacked last night

El Padrino said...

"A hole is a hole, right?"

pretty much, there are some exceptions of course

just alot less than you

tem said...

What does that even mean?

El Padrino said...

alot less is suite

El Padrino said...

facebook guy kills his own meat

tem said...

need some rachel nichols from espn shots below the waist. they never shot it. is her ass huge?

Blue said...

yeah, he's taking that farmville crap a little too seriously

tem said...

watching her yesterday i contemplated saying she was > Erin Andrews, but will wait until below the belt shots are seen.

tem said...

also, i am convinced she had a nosejob.

nichols that is.

Blue said...

she's a little bit pear shaped

tem said...

Maria Kirilenko the tennis player is hot.

Blue said...

natalie gulbis the golfer is also hot

tem said...

indeed

tem said...

i will not go as far to say nichols > EA.


i do think nichols had a nosejob though and it looks lots better.

El Padrino said...

EA destroys Nichols

tem said...

negative

El Padrino said...

says you

Todd Packer said...

"EA destroys Nichols"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Blue said...

yeah, i think tem will be in the minority on this one


now if you're just talking face....rachel nichols it's probably close

tem said...

my entire argument is this:


el pad says EA destroys Nichols so it can't be true.

El Padrino said...

thats not gonna work

El Padrino said...

bossless tomorrow

gonna be suite

tem said...

twss

tem said...

also, it will work

Todd Packer said...

"also, it will work"

eteo

Keef said...

LP knows everything about everything so there's that

El Padrino said...

you always get this wrong, its a little about alot

Blue said...

part of that little is not knowing how to spell a lot I guess

Blue said...

he's usually spot on about the ladies

Blue said...

its not like he's saying he'd sex up lady gaga or something

Keef said...

He'd sex up anything

El Padrino said...

its not like he's saying he'd sex up lady gaga or something

you wouldnt tap this?

El Padrino said...

gaga looks diseased

still thinking about it though

El Padrino said...

that is a nice ass

Keef said...

she's so fucking gross.

Keef said...

any bare ass that you see you would think is nice

Blue said...

that is a really nice ass, it's all the other crap that comes with it

El Padrino said...

"any bare ass that you see you would think is nice"

likely, she is gross though
i bet with no makeup or crazy bird costumes she's aight

Blue said...

"i bet with no makeup or crazy bird costumes she's aight"

nope with no makeup she's even grosser

Keef said...

"i bet with no makeup or crazy bird costumes she's aight"


There are probably 10 woman* in the world who look better with no makeup. That's why it's not called makedown

Blue said...

she came into one of our clubs a while back and had to have the place empty all to herself, and came in just her underwear with her bodyguards

Blue said...

but she gave the whole management team in minneapolis tickets to her show and backstage passes and stuff.

said they loved it

El Padrino said...

There are probably 10 woman* in the world who look better with no makeup.

more than that

Keef said...

"more than that"

name 3

El Padrino said...

piece

Blue said...

tiki is such a moron

El Padrino said...

"more than that"

name 3

halle berry
cindy crawford
jessica alba

Jugdish said...

name 3

halle berry
cindy crawford
beth


fixed


/lp

Keef said...

name 3

halle berry
cindy crawford
jessica alba
beth


fixed

/lp


*fized

H said...

gfH looks good w/o makeup.

H said...

Weekend plans for H = NDR shows every night. If you're on FB, you know that already

H said...

This week at work has sucked. Been so slow.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"If you're on FB, you know that already"

NDR has millions of fans?

H said...

"NDR has millions of fans?"

Hardly. But everyone here who is friends with me on FB gets invites to my shows.

Keef said...

yeah it's grate

H said...

I was waiting for Keef to comment. NS.

H said...

Set!

H said...

You gotta spike that Focker!

Mize said...

exgfmize looked much better without makeup.

Beth said...

"halle berry
cindy crawford
jessica alba
beth

fixed

/lp"


Good fix.

Beth said...

"exgfmize looked much better without makeup"

Clown makeup doesn't count.

s

H said...

Hey Beth

Mize said...

"exgfmize looked much better without makeup"


She's still pretty ugly though.

Keef said...

I might get this

Mize said...

I'll get it too, if you get online. I have <45 mins though.

Keef said...

I'll buy it and get online

Mize said...

"Your Information >
Review Order >
Order Completed

Thank you for your purchase! You will be sent an email with your order details at the address provided."


Done

Keef said...

I guess I gotta get it now

Keef said...

Your Information > Review Order > Order Completed
Thank you for your purchase! You will be sent an email with your order details at the address provided.

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