Tuesday, April 12, 2011

TCS finals

1st Ketchup:

"from SG:
My son watched a few holes of the Masters with me on Sunday. He's nearly 3 and a half and hasn't figured out how to crap in the toilet yet."

this means cmsg doesn't want her baby to grow up fast. last children always get potty trained late because mommy doesn't want them to grow up.


"We've had numerous fights about it. Basically comes down to, if it's for something like a bachelor party, she won't be a bitch about it."

if only one of us were getting married shortly after the summit you could just say it was for a bachelor party.


"jug
h
kod
keef
mize
tem
tp (maybe)
Lp (0%)

that right?"


tyler too.





No Suprise, Jug vs Keith in the finals.





max points per day: 30
double dragon: 3 points - if i think you faked it i will deduct 2
natty z: 1 point -all nattys must contain at least 20 words combined for the 4 comments
prime z: 3 points
60 min wall: 3 points
120 min wall: 5 points
240 min wall: 7 points
480 min wall: 10 points
600 min wall: 20 points
good dat ass: 2 pointts -max 1 per day per person
bad dat ass: -2 points
good dem tits: 2 points -max 1 per day per person
bad dem tits: -2 points
good TWSS: 2 points
good LMC: 2 points
baiting someone: 5 points
failed bait: no penalty
first comment: 1 point
15th comment: 1 point
sparta: 2 points
spam: -10 points. spam is bad.
rev: 20 points
204th comment: 3 points
failed new/old: -2 points
new/old: 2 points. a split new/old between 2 people is worth 1 point per person.
block: 1 point
good comment: 1 point
Beating me in WWF: 3 points
Jug Beats Keef in WWF: 5 points
Keef Beats Jug in WWF: 5 points
Update on whereabouts of the guy who sang humpty dance: 5 points

346 comments:

1 – 200 of 346   Newer›   Newest»
Jugdish said...

suite

Beth said...

So do the finals start today then?

Jugdish said...

tyler too.


sorry tyler

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Jug Beats Keef in WWF: 5 points
Keef Beats Jug in WWF: 5 points



I get to be the Ultimate Warrior!

Jugdish said...

tp opened a game of wwf with a 51 point word

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

if only one of us were getting married shortly after the summit you could just say it was for a bachelor party.



I'm not really worried about it

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Humpty guy,Shock G, is still making records

Jugdish said...

your face set records...not good ones either

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Twss

tem said...

"So do the finals start today then?"

yes.

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Mize's view on relationships always makes me lol

Jugdish said...

mize: i don't like titty bars

girl: that's good because id rather you not go

mize: this isn't going to work out

Jugdish said...

getting off early today for the game...suite

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

I hope we shoot better than Butler

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Tws

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

S

Jugdish said...

15

Jugdish said...

dammit

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Close

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Twss

Jugdish said...

im going to book that hotel today...4 rooms.

Jugdish said...

just need to know who all is staying until monday so i know how many rooms to keep until then...was it about half of the group?

Jugdish said...

i also need to find a condo for a trip in july...dammit im behind

Jugdish said...

dammit im behind


twss

Jugdish said...

im thinking about playing some more paintball this weekend...suite

Jugdish said...

im having a breakfast tem would approve of...cheerios

Jugdish said...

the cinnamon burst kind though

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

"Beating me in WWF: 3 points"

You gotta play more than 1 word every other day

Blue said...

it takes a long time for him to find made up words like impi

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

im going to book that hotel today...4 rooms.


You better hurry, they're probably almost sold out

Jugdish said...

keef and mize get to share a room

Jugdish said...

steel cage match

Contract the Gophers said...

"just need to know who all is staying until monday so i know how many rooms to keep until then...was it about half of the group?"


I'm planning on leaving Monday

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

keef and mize get to share a room


He's your bitch, not mine

Jugdish said...

bait

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Jug: I don't want you going to the strip club, mize

Mize: this isn't going to work out.




Mize: but you're still paying, right?

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Southwest is actually $4 cheaper to fly into Austin from here. Suite

Jugdish said...

you can use that $4 to buy a beer on the plane

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Ben & Jerry's offers a Free Ice Cream Cone today from 12:00 pm - 8:00 pm

Todd Packer said...

"Humpty guy,Shock G, is still making records"

I linked this last week

El Padrino said...

"tyler too.


sorry tyler"

I knew it was it's fake!
/T

El Padrino said...

"Mize's view on relationships always makes me lol"

ROTFL

niece taught me that one, gonna use it (as a joke)

El Padrino said...

especially since i never met a person who actually rolled on the floor laughing

Blue said...

did you niece teach you LMAO too?

Todd Packer said...

Keith/jug should be a solid finals

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

goddamn ny airports

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

I knew it was it's fake!



Hdh

tem said...

"You gotta play more than 1 word every other day"

no i don't.

plus i said my game with you disappeared on my phone.

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

"ROTFL

niece taught me that one"



Stop it

Todd Packer said...

sweaterfast

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

plus i said my game with you disappeared on my phone.



You are down by 40 too. That's convenient

S

Todd Packer said...

I think the tiger bet is paid off, Keith.... my fault for getting a name/pic so late in the day yesterday

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

No worries. I'll keep it until tonight

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Twss

El Padrino said...

"ROTFL

niece taught me that one"



Stop it

swear

no blue i knew LMAO

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

ROTFLMAO is just a combination of ROTF and LMAO

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Tem could have added lost to h in WWF = -1 brazilian pts

Jugdish said...

that would not be good for me

Jugdish said...

twss

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

She didn't say that

Jugdish said...

she did, she was talking about your face

El Padrino said...

someone mentioned this before but im doing alot of your face jokes outside of LOV

El Padrino said...

and they are crowd pleasers

Blue said...

your face is not a crowd pleaser

Blue said...

citi field is immense, LMC

Blue said...

you've gotta crush the ball to get it out of there.

couple of guys smashed the ball and it hardly made it to the warning track

Jugdish said...

and then there is the juice box...with that short porch

El Padrino said...

yeah it's unreal that park

wright has lost about 20 hr's in that park

ns

that's a stat i didnt make that up

Blue said...

or coors field, pre-humidor

El Padrino said...

mets bullpen is gross

Blue said...

that isharisawa guy needs to learn how to field his position


cost them 2 runs by not being able to throw the ball home on a comebacker...pulled the catcher off the plate on what should have been an easy Double play, followed by Cargo's broken bat single

Blue said...

the way Collins sets up the defense is suspect at best.


you have the NL batting champion at the plate with the bases loaded and Reyes was playing practically behind 2b?

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

wright has lost about 20 hr's in that park


He hit 29 last year

Spaceman Spiff said...

mariners comeback was suite

Blue said...

"He hit 29 last year"

but only 12 at home

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Before the first pitch, Giants reliever Jeremy Affeldt and Dodgers second baseman Jamey Carroll came together for a joint message on behalf of their teams: This rivalry must stay on the field, without violence and hatred.



When I think of the Giants & Dodgers, I think of Jamey Carroll and Jeremy Affeldy

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Affeldt

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

but only 12 at home



So almost half. Got it

Blue said...

kaley cuoco side boob

Blue said...

sort of

Blue said...

"So almost half. Got it"

he hit 25 the last year at Shea

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

In 07 he hit 30, and 12 were at home

Blue said...

it was a la nina year.

it was very windy at shea that season

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

La Nina is Spanish for "the Nina"

Jugdish said...

WFT

El Padrino said...

the 20hr's stat was since citi opened

El Padrino said...

and most of that was from the innagural season when he hit like 10

El Padrino said...

something like 14 or so

El Padrino said...

somebody named will carrol produced it

El Padrino said...

tulo's shot last night gave me tulo chills

El Padrino said...

i think he was looking fastball there

El Padrino said...

no idea why they shifted with bases loaded

collins earlier made the right call on the wheel but reyes threw the ball away

El Padrino said...

when jason isringhausen is your best reliever and he just got called up yesterday you know your bullpen is shit

El Padrino said...

guys like dj carrasco, taylor bucholz and the like, these guys are terrible

i mean terrible

but they've never been good, i never understand the thought process of piecing together a bullpen, most gms just throw shit on the wall to see what sticks

Todd Packer said...

tulo's jeter play was suite too

El Padrino said...

i mean blaine boyer's career april ERA is like 9

why not keep him in the minor leagues until June when he's at least a respectable reliever

El Padrino said...

keef has to root for the Knicks according to his hate order

yes!

Todd Packer said...

Keith secretly hearts all NY teams

El Padrino said...

i love that theory

Jugdish said...

solid theory

Jugdish said...

jug's brother got all the tickets for $1 a piece. there are 5 of us going. The rest of us are thinking of writing him checks for our tickets

Jugdish said...

YES!

/Lp

El Padrino said...

olive garden university

Spaceman Spiff said...

OG manager is a suite gig

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

keef has to root for the Knicks according to his hate order



It's basketball

Jugdish said...

corndog

H said...

"if only one of us were getting married shortly after the summit you could just say it was for a bachelor party."

Well H is engaged.

/LOV

Jugdish said...

congrats!

tem said...

"You are down by 40 too. That's convenient"


i relogged in and it is back.

you're gonna win now and get some points, so quit your bitching.

H said...

"Tem could have added lost to h in WWF = -1 brazilian pts"

Im beating Jug and you and I are pretty close.

Jugdish said...

you're gonna win now and get some points, so quit your bitching.


was that keef bitching? he is up by 50 in my game when the finals started too.

H said...

Algaroba. 101 points. Suck it Keef

tem said...

just hit a 76 pointer against H.

beskirt : 432
hman : 232

H said...

If you guys want to go to a strip club you can say it was my bachelor party.

H said...

That last comment was ns or s. You decide

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

you're gonna win now and get some points, so quit your bitching



S stands for sarcasm

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Algaroba. 101 points. Suck it Keef



So you only comment when you make a big word. Got it

tem said...

"If you guys want to go to a strip club you can say it was my bachelor party."


tyler is getting married. it can be his bachelor party.

Jugdish said...

H also downloaded that wwf cheater app

tem said...

also so am i.

like 40 days after the summit.

H said...

Nice job Tem. You were already beating me handily.

Blue said...

"guys like dj carrasco, taylor bucholz and the like, these guys are terrible"

taylor bucholz was great with the rockies...then he had TJ surgery...now he sucks...it's science

tem said...

your face sucks. it is science.

Blue said...

"also so am i.

like 40 days after the summit."


we're not holding our breath on this one

tem said...

yeah, so we'll celebrate tyler's.

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

we're not holding our breath on this one



Goddamn it, why didn't think of that

Jugdish said...

why

tem said...

think of holding your breath?

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Omj

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

tjebachelor party idea might have worked if I brought tup originally. Probably wouldn't work now

tem said...

actually i don't know what you didn't think of.

think of saying it was a bachelor party or think of making the holding our breath joke.


don't confuse OMJ with my illiteracy.

tem said...

now i suspect you meant bachelor party idear*.

tem said...

"think of saying it was a bachelor party or think of making the holding our breath joke."

this should have ended in a "?"

tem said...

i'm gonna sit a few plays out

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Oh by the way, it's gonna be a bachelor party, and you said strip clubs were cool for bachelor parties, so, yeah

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

now i suspect you meant bachelor party idear*.




No, holding breath joke. Would of* got me a point for hilarity

Contract the Gophers said...

"i'm gonna sit a few plays out"



I'm going home sick now; tem broke my brain

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

$382 for the flight to Austin. I'm trying to decide whether to arrive in Austin at 6:30 or 11:30

El Padrino said...

spendy

Jugdish said...

H your flight gets in at 11 right?

Blue said...

it'll be about $200 for me to fly into Austin

Jugdish said...

no

/cmblue

El Padrino said...

im leaving early

El Padrino said...

like now

Jugdish said...

me too...2 more hours until beer

Jugdish said...

hey, where are you going??

/gollum

Contract the Gophers said...

"On a conference call with bloggers, Nancy Pelosi urged Dems to fashion their response to Paul Ryan’s Medicare proposals on the Democratic Party’s successful defeat of Social Security privatization, and made a critical point: Dems succeeded in 2005 because they did not take the GOP’s bait by offering their own plan to “fix” Social Security.

Pelosi — who is widely viewed as the person most responsible for ensuring that Dems drew a hard line against Bush’s privatization proposals — said that so doing would have persuaded people that there must have been something wrong with Social Security that needed fixing. She suggested that Dems should keep that message in mind as they prepare to do battle over Ryan’s Medicare proposals."



Pelosi gets a bum rap; she's one of the few dems who seem to understand how the game is played

Jugdish said...

no

/cmblue



this is why i would never be with a girl who wouldn't let me go to the summit.


/mize

Jugdish said...

Dems succeeded in 2005 because they did not take the GOP’s bait by offering their own plan to “fix” Social Security.


would have been 5 points had they taken the bait

/tem

Spaceman Spiff said...

mcnugget tuesdays are the better

Spaceman Spiff said...

forgot what the 6 piece box looked like

Blue said...

who cares about 2005? was like 6 years ago

Contract the Gophers said...

"who cares about 2005? was like 6 years ago"



USA! USA! USA!

Jugdish said...

sucks houston didn't get one of the shuttles

Jugdish said...

NYC is getting the enterprise...the one that was basically a shell and never flew.


can't have too many flying things around nyc

Jugdish said...

“Like many Texans, I am disappointed with NASA’s decision to slight the Johnson Space Center as a permanent home for one of the Space Shuttle Orbiters," said U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, in a statement -- clearly dejected that Texas was not selected. "Houston has played a critical role throughout the life of the space shuttle, but it is clear political favors trumped common sense and fairness in the selection of the final locations for the orbiter fleet. "

shuttle woe

Jugdish said...

suite

Contract the Gophers said...

o/u on lame "Houston, we have a problem" headlines on the www today?



100? 500?

Jugdish said...

100? 500?


just judging by facebook, I'll take the over.

Contract the Gophers said...

"Lawrence Taylor gets lowest sex offender status"


@winning?

Jugdish said...

i worked for the space program for 8 years and know a lot of people there...none are happy about not getting a shuttle

Jugdish said...

highway 20

Blue said...

"i worked for the space program for 8 years and know a lot of people there...none are happy about not getting a shuttle"

they've seen them all upclose

let the others share

Blue said...

are we really linking country music videos now?

Jugdish said...

they've seen them all upclose


false

Jugdish said...

are we really linking country music videos now?


we are not


i am

Jugdish said...

and zac brown band is good stuff

Jugdish said...

unlike your face

Blue said...

agreed, but maybe a disclaimer so some people who hate white people don't click on the link?

Jugdish said...

mize probably doesn't click on my links anyways

Blue said...

because you don't rep the KRIT

Jugdish said...

no i do not

Blue said...

the play last night where cargo threw out Pagan at 2b was suite.

pagan was out by like 6 feet.

Jugdish said...

if we got tcs points on twitter i'd be in the finals


/mize

Contract the Gophers said...

LSC funding to be cut by 3.99% in compromise budget bill for FY2011



@winning?

Todd Packer said...

"the play last night where cargo threw out Pagan at 2b was suite."

grate* play

Contract the Gophers said...

oh, it's national be kind to a lawyer day today



insert beth joke here

Jugdish said...

has lp worked on his excuse for the summit?

tp?

Blue said...

blue ♥ cargo


still hasn't hit a HR yet this year, but he will soon

Jugdish said...

insert beth here



fixed

Jugdish said...

still hasn't hit a HR yet this year, but he will soon



its april bro

Blue said...

insert beth into your face

Blue said...

"its april bro"


twss

Jugdish said...

#winning

Blue said...

DHUTI

i call bullshit on H


fucking cheater

Jugdish said...

i think he downloaded that cheater app

Jugdish said...

now keef is downloading it

Jugdish said...

its the hgh of tcs

Jugdish said...

1 hour until beer

Jugdish said...

insert beth into your face



twss

Contract the Gophers said...

"Curry's poor conditioning and more than 350 pounds of weight ultimately doomed his bid to join the Heat."


nice to see he is taking his heart condition seriously though

Jugdish said...

i need to have a beer pong party at my house sometime soon

Jugdish said...

i could bring the beer pong table to austin

Jugdish said...

i don't play beer pong, i wear glasses


/mize

Jugdish said...

nice seinfeld reference on the wwl main page

Beth said...

"oh, it's national be kind to a lawyer day today"

EVERY day is be kind to a lawyer day when I'm around.

(Yeah, I went with the obvious joke.)

Jugdish said...

(Yeah, I went with the obvious joke.)


you were the obvious joke

Jugdish said...

twss

Jugdish said...

block

Jugdish said...

bold

«Oldest ‹Older   1 – 200 of 346   Newer› Newest»

Top Of The Page Material:

"Idiots with nothing better to do"





"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino