Thursday, April 14, 2011

(not me)

TPS shit storm this morning...I may post more later I may not.

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Jugdish said...

good morning!

Beth said...

Nice post freak.

Beth said...

(This one really does remind me of freak's posts too.)

tem said...

Freakesque

tem said...

Jimmy johnson doing commercials for extenze is hilarious. Anyone else see those?

Jugdish said...

Nice post freak (not me).


fixed

Jugdish said...

we need a breakdown of the bonds trial from the lov legal analyst...kod

Beth said...

"we need a breakdown of the bonds trial from the lov legal analyst...kod"

Oh yeah, I need some good sexual stimulation today.

s

El Padrino said...

freak lives!

El Padrino said...

make with the name blue, no chance mets sweep the double dip

Blue said...

i'll wait to see, not like the rockies have superstars pitching today

El Padrino said...

mets can hit it, can't pitch it

Jugdish said...

you mean mess

Jugdish said...

block

Jugdish said...

15

Blue said...

22

tem said...

hut hut

Blue said...

red seven, red seven

Blue said...

hot route...hot route

Blue said...

dat asses

Blue said...

dem asses kilt lov

Blue said...

your face kilt lov


/jug

Blue said...

from the files of Cliff Claven.

Mets first doubleheader played at Citifield was against the rockies in 2009

Blue said...

put that in your daily stache and smoke it

El Padrino said...

already did

El Padrino said...

waiting for rockies lineup

El Padrino said...

lineups dont get posted til first pitch

/freak

Blue said...

Fowler (CF)
Seth Smith (RF)
Cargo (LF)
Tulo (SS)
Giambi (1b)
Lopez (2b)
Stewart (3b)
Morales (c)
Reynolds (p)

Blue said...

early game lineup

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Jimmy johnson doing commercials for extenze is hilarious. Anyone else see those?"

yea seen them, they started over a year ago

Spaceman Spiff said...

TUF fight was good last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

felt bad for the kings

El Padrino said...

"Jimmy johnson doing commercials for extenze is hilarious. Anyone else see those?"

cumfastery

El Padrino said...

yeah blue got it thanks

Spaceman Spiff said...

eltardo on his period

tem said...

"cumfastery"

i didn't see it here so it never happened. /lp

Keef said...

felt bad for the kings


I can't get sound to work on that

Keef said...

Freak posts should be negative tcs points

Spaceman Spiff said...

jug

awesome

Keef said...

fucking re tard ed

Keef said...

Oh fuck, they're out of Adderall. I guess those parents are going to have to pay attention to their kids now

Todd Packer said...

"awesome"

^^^^^^^^^^^

El Padrino said...

suite shitter

Blue said...

Ozzie is gonna call Bobby Thigpen

Spaceman Spiff said...

bobby jenks has spent all morning watching that ozzie clip

Keef said...

Well that, and eating

Blue said...

"felt bad for the kings"

my parents still live in Sacramento, supposedly the city is still gonna build the new arena even if the Kings move.

WFT?

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

you can drown motorboating those

Blue said...

Sacramento doesn't have much going for it, shithole of a city, and now that the kings are leaving, no reason to go visit

Blue said...

"dem tits"

are those natural (s)

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

it's the meers*

Keef said...

Grate ass, no tits

Blue said...

another planet of the apes film?

really?

El Padrino said...

man i can juice dat ass

El Padrino said...

but KJ is in Saco!

i'd visit KJ

El Padrino said...

im so happy marv is doing the Knick games

YES!

Keef said...

Saco?

El Padrino said...

sacramento

just took out the rament

tem said...

can't spell sacremento without tem

El Padrino said...

BEIJING — In the realm of eligible bachelors, Wang Lin has a lot to recommend him. A 28-year-old college-educated insurance salesman, Mr. Wang has a flawless set of white teeth, a tolerable karaoke voice and a three-year-old Nissan with furry blue seat covers.

“My friends tell me I’m quite handsome,” he said in confident English one recent evening, fingering his car keys as if they were a talisman.

But by the exacting standards of single Chinese women, it seems, Mr. Wang lacks that bankable attribute known as real property. Given that even a cramped, two-bedroom apartment on the dusty fringe of the capital sells for about $150,000, Mr. Wang’s $900-a-month salary means he may forever be condemned to the ranks of the renting.

Last year, he said, this deficiency prompted a high-end dating agency to reject his application. In recent months, half a dozen women have turned down a second meeting after learning that he had no means to buy a home. “Sometimes I wonder if I will ever find a wife,” said Mr. Wang, who lives with his parents, retired factory workers who remind him of his single status with nagging regularity. “I feel like a loser.”

landdiggers

tem said...

china needs suburbs where shit be cheaper.

Blue said...

"A 28-year-old college-educated insurance salesman, Mr. Wang has a flawless set of white teeth, a tolerable karaoke voice and a three-year-old Nissan with furry blue seat covers."

maybe it's the fuzzy blue seat covers scaring off the ladies.

or the fact that he is college educated and makes less than $11k/year

Keef said...

I'm glad I don't live in China

/LP

Blue said...

bases stacked for TULO!!!

Blue said...

he's a one man Mess wrecking crew

Blue said...

fucking tulo

Keef said...

he's a one man Mess


Fixed

Blue said...

gotdanm jinx

tem said...

if you say you are college educated does that mean you have a college degree?

maybe he just went for a few classes and now says he is college educated.

Keef said...

works for me

/lp

Blue said...

"if you say you are college educated does that mean you have a college degree?

maybe he just went for a few classes and now says he is college educated."

that's why i didn't say he had a degree.

maybe it was just an associates degree program or something

tem said...

so when i read (or have read to me) an article and it says college educated i should just assume that means they went to college but never graduated?

Blue said...

well some college educated people did graduate....

Keef said...

i graduated but wasn't educated

tem said...

this is too much.

tem said...

minus TCS points for all involved.

Blue said...

"i graduated but wasn't educated"



ASU will do that to you...WADR

Keef said...

"ASU will do that to you...WADR"


OK Idaho

Blue said...

oh so you're saying ASU isn't just a party school?

Keef said...

It is a party school. Not just a party school, though

Keef said...

But I said nothing about parties

El Padrino said...

'World's first 3D porn film' opens in Hong Kong...

Keef said...

I bet that dong looks like it's coming right at you

/lp

tem said...

'World's first 3D porn film'


not really /beth

Blue said...

"It is a party school. Not just a party school, though"


i forgot, it's the Stansbury of the Southwest.

Blue said...

is there minus points for taking the bait in the TCS?

Keef said...

all I said was OK Idaho

Blue said...

taking the bait -10 TCS points

Blue said...

so now you're trying to weasel out of taking the bait

Blue said...

where is zeke when you need a judge's ruling

Keef said...

ASU ranked 76

Idaho ranked 716

Keef said...

"so now you're trying to weasel out of taking the bait"


You should try to weasel out of your face

Spaceman Spiff said...

NBA season complete, bucks bets payoff time

Beth said...

"not really /beth"


I think the better joke there would've been:

My entire life is a 3D porn film.

/beth

Keef said...

-100 TIT points for fixing tem's joke

Blue said...

what was that ranking you found keith?

how bout we use Forbes a reputable organization

Idaho 275

AS.U 395

Blue said...

so they're both shitty schools.


got it.

/tem

El Padrino said...

"I hate the fans. It is bad enough that they bother us during the season, but they will not leave us alone in December when we go out to eat. We stayed here during the off season last year, but we will be going to California this year. There must be something particularly bad about Phillies fans because all the players leave in the off season.

- Sarah Madson, wife of Phillies reliever Ryan Madson"


philly is awesome huh cliff lee

El Padrino said...

"how bout we use Forbes a reputable organization

Idaho 275

AS.U 395"


you guys should dance it off like the epic rain delay now

El Padrino said...

how bout we use Forbes a reputable organization

Idaho 275

AS.U 395

Kingsbourough Community College 1
(because it's in Brooklyn its #1)

I win

s

Blue said...

CARGO!!!!!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

" CARGO!!!!!!!"

finally, suite

El Padrino said...

lick my balls blue

Spaceman Spiff said...

tulo

Blue said...

back 2 back

El Padrino said...

TULO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue said...

Tulo likes hitting at citifield I guess

El Padrino said...

he mentioned something about performing on the "big stage"

Blue said...

Cargo's was kind of a cheap HR, Tulo's was a blast

Blue said...

"he mentioned something about performing on the "big stage""

he's been excited to hang out with Carmelo while he's been there

Spaceman Spiff said...

holy shit, reyes hit a homer

El Padrino said...

walk year

Blue said...

reyes crushed his off the "pepsi porch" in right field

Spaceman Spiff said...

beltran walk off bomb coming up

Spaceman Spiff said...

or not

Blue said...

maybe huston street should have spent less time walking around NY asking people if they knew where Houston Street was

Spaceman Spiff said...

wright up, for the game, hope he has his darth helmet on

El Padrino said...

cmon wright

Blue said...

that was nerve racking

El Padrino said...

flied out to deep right

Blue said...

hey, huston street got a hold though

El Padrino said...

i hate that site

El Padrino said...

*stat

Blue said...

yeah, it's a bullshit stat that only matters in FMLB

H said...

That stat hates your face

Keef said...

"how bout we use Forbes a reputable organization

Idaho 275

AS.U 395"



Oof, brutal for bolth of us

El Padrino said...

you see that story of the harvard chick dying in the science lab?

El Padrino said...

thats gonna be on one of those, 1000 ways to doe show

El Padrino said...

that madson wife quote it so precious

Blue said...

IT guy just gave me a new taylormade R9 driver


I think i might have to leave early today

Keef said...

"IT guy just gave me a new taylormade R9 driver"


I WANT THAT CLUB!

Keef said...

twss

Blue said...

IT Guy: You want this?

blue: suite, what's the deal with it

IT guy: nothing, my girl works for Sports Authority and they used it in a photo shoot so they can't sell it now.

Blue said...

so it's probably stolen, but what do I care

H said...

Why is that rich guys get all the free stuff?

Blue said...

IT guy is good peeps, even though he's from NY...but upstate, so he's cool

Spaceman Spiff said...

street justice

Blue said...

"Why is that rich guys get all the free stuff?"


i play golf with him all the time, and tolt him i was gonna buy one online so I could get an extra stiff shaft (twss).

He told me he could hook me up, and he did

Keef said...

"He told me he could hook me up, and he did"


I could date a guy who would give me an extra stiff shaft

/mize

Blue said...

now the IT department gets a little more funding in the next budget...


just like being a politician


(s)

Keef said...

"Why is that rich guys get all the free stuff?"



That's how they get rich

Blue said...

I like that the mess/rockies play a true double header instead of that day/night bullshit

Keef said...

I like Depeche Mode

Blue said...

"I could date a guy who would give me an extra stiff shaft"


noone likes a floppy cock

/lp

Blue said...

hot receptionist challenged me at wWF.

she is going to get umiaqed

El Padrino said...

"so it's probably stolen, but what do I care"

are you going to ask him for the title?

El Padrino said...

noone likes a floppy cock

/lp


this is pretty true

El Padrino said...

i find that women hate balls

Blue said...

i dated one chick back in the day who really enjoyed balls, but she's the only one

Blue said...

I could never be with a chick if she didn't enjoy balls

/mize

El Padrino said...

my wife says my balls are ugly, i disagree, i think they are just misunderstood

H said...

EP, Celtics/Knicks bet?

El Padrino said...

yeah sure why not

Blue said...

EP your pic is here and your name is Ballz Boy

H said...

Standard 3 day or bump it to a week?

Keef said...

"my wife says my balls are ugly, i disagree"


TOTPM

Beth said...

"my wife says my balls are ugly, i disagree, i think they are just misunderstood"

Sorry guys but the truth is all balls are ugly.

Keef said...

Sorry guys but the truth is all balls are ugly, especially mine

*fized


/zeke

Keef said...

rip zeke

Blue said...

even beth think's that's a man

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Sorry guys but the truth is all balls are ugly."

thats good, no discrimination, labia on the other hand

Keef said...

"even beth think's that's a man"


gross dem tits

Keef said...

hef is getting desperate

El Padrino said...

standard aitch

Spaceman Spiff said...

the pussy chart

(roast)beef, its whats for dinner, sometimes

Spaceman Spiff said...

what does that even mean

/mize

El Padrino said...

ze wizard sleeve

Keef said...

i kind of just vomited in my mouth

Blue said...

fucking delarosa

Spaceman Spiff said...

should have let if flow and washed your face

Keef said...

ha

Jugdish said...

police fail

Jugdish said...

ketchup time

Jugdish said...

TUF fight was good last night

^^^^^


they were gassed after 2...they were probably glad it didn't go a third round

Jugdish said...

minus TCS points for all involved


suite

Jugdish said...

so it's probably stolen, but what do I care



like your car

Jugdish said...

my wife says balls (not mine) are ugly, i disagree, i think they are just misunderstood



fixed

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

gotta kethcup on wwf and make a beer run

Jugdish said...

no more time masheen in china

Keef said...

fucking china

Blue said...

i've banned time travel from my office

H said...

Standard. Done.

Keef said...

h is here. Either the Celtics are doing well or he just made a big word

Keef said...

Angel Pagan sucks. WFT did I draft him?

Jugdish said...

to fill freaks odd roster spots

Jugdish said...

just made a big word



cheater app

Jugdish said...

these pretzels are making me thirsty

Jugdish said...

50 minutes until beer

Keef said...

csil's bday is next Thursday. She's going out to dinner on her bday, and we're all going to Toby Keith's bar on that Saturday night to celebrate. She sends an email today to a bunch of us saying Hey who wants to go out for pizza next Friday to celebrate by birthday?

Shit drives me fucking insane

Keef said...

I meant Pagan in my $ league

Keef said...

jug is here. Must be bolder/bnewer

Keef said...

(s)

Blue said...

my email reply would be "are you buying?"

Keef said...

I should email her and say let's just go out and celebrate your birthday every day of the year

Keef said...

next year is 30 for her, too. Can't wait to see that train wreck, especially if she's not at least engaged

Keef said...

train wrecks are no joke

/jug

Keef said...

her being 30 and not engaged would be suite

Blue said...

you should email back and say...actually since we're going out with you on Thursday and Saturday, we thought you might babysit for us on friday night

Jugdish said...

block

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