Wednesday, April 20, 2011

NFL Schedule is out

I was going to run through every week and pick out the best game of each week and break it down.

but then I was informed that there is a work stoppage so there's no reason to get excited about the games.

Also, you guys don't care about the Broncos every week anyway. I will make one note...December 11th, the Bears come to Denver. Cutler vs the Broncos...prepare to be disappointed Jug.

How come everyone is an expert at running and golf. No other sports do people just offer up advice. I hear running advice from people all the time. Which is crap. Golfers always offer up "you're doing this wrong". Fuck you dude, leave me alone, you're no Hank Haney.

You don't ever see a guy in a pickup game say "you're fading left on your jumper" or "use 2 hands to make a pass" or "if you dribble with your head up, you'd see all the open guys"

Going to the Rockies game today, watch for the tweets, I know you'll all be jealous. Oh wait, what's that, you don't follow Blue on Twitter...well you're missing out on all my significant insight.

Melo crushed the hearts of all Knicks fans last night...here's to #almostwinning, which should be melo's new tagline

And i am rooting for him, because of O:FB

Rockies are gonna get swept by the Giants...so much for that feel good story

193 comments:

Blue said...

first

Blue said...

and last

Blue said...

most recent

Blue said...

until now

Blue said...

on a run

Blue said...

goose stepping

Blue said...

prime timing it

Blue said...

like i was 2 legit 2 quit

Blue said...

and i'm out of steam already

Blue said...

as most my ladies know, that was a long run for me

Beth said...

"I hear running advice from people all the time."

OK, I'll bite, what kind of running advice are you getting?

(Honestly, until today's post I didn't even realize you were running.)

Beth said...

"as most my ladies know, that was a long run for me"

2 minutes, nicely done.

Blue said...

a little topless brooklyn decker to start the morning

Blue said...

"OK, I'll bite, what kind of running advice are you getting?

(Honestly, until today's post I didn't even realize you were running.)"


Oh, i don't run. One of my employees has been "training" a few others in the office.

Setting up running schedules, helping them determine good intervals...all kinds of stupid crap

Beth said...

"Oh, i don't run. One of my employees has been "training" a few others in the office."

Unless the "trainer" is fast that can be obnoxious. I don't mind running advice from fast runners but if a fat slow housewife tried to offer me advice it would just piss me off.

Blue said...

she's not fast

but she's one of those people who is smarter than everyone else. she might be related to Keith, i'm not sure

Ballz Boy said...

"Melo crushed the hearts of all Knicks fans last night"

ETEO

doesnt sound bitter at all blue

Ballz Boy said...

going to get bacon to heal my knick wounds

Blue said...

"doesnt sound bitter at all blue"

i'm not bitter...i'm used to that in the playoffs from him

Blue said...

much like with the nuggets game one.


there are no moral victories in the playoffs. and when you lose a game you could have won, that stings the nostrils worse than just getting beat by 20

H said...

I guess I just don't understand basketball well enough. How can you blame Carmelo 4 the lost when he scored 42 points? Wouldn't blame fall on the rest of the team or just simply on injuries?

I still say that if Billups hadn't gotten injured in the final minutes of game 1 and Amar'e plays the second half of game 2 the. Celtics would be down 2 games to none.

Blue said...

because he needed to score 46 points

Blue said...

it's science

Blue said...

still can't believe he passed the ball to Jared freaking Jeffries to try to win the game

Blue said...

that's like what Lebron does

Keef said...

Me and yug have a grate game of hwwf going right now

Ballz Boy said...

he was double teamed couldnt even oput the ball on the floor, swarmed

H said...

Leave the science to Tem. It is not Blue's strong suit.

Ballz Boy said...

"i'm used to that in the playoffs from him"


42 and 17 on the road against the c's with 4 schmucks

with that performance, if i was frozen for 19000 years i'd wake up and expect to see the nuggets with 4 titles

H said...

"hwwf"

So lots of cheating and fake words. Got it.

H said...

Yea for ice I agree with EP. You can't put that loss on 'Melo. Stop looking through Denver-colored glasses, Blue.

Blue said...

losing is still losing

Blue said...

i can put it on anyone I want to


you can't stop me from putting it on someone

it's all Carmelo's fault

Keef said...

Denver isn't a color

Ballz Boy said...

when bill walker's of the world get 33 minutes in a playoff game you know shit is bad

H said...

"I can put it on anyone I want to."

The benefits of being rich.

Ballz Boy said...

i can put it on anyone I want to

LMC

Keef said...

So lots of cheating and fake words. Got it.



So you admit it now.

But I was talking about just using 3 letter words

El Padrino said...

"NFL Schedule is out"

jest-giants, xmas eve


gay

H said...

I have a show Friday. Didn't realize it was Easter weekend when I scheduled it. I wonder if that will affect the turnout...

H said...

Sleep time. Good night LOV

Keef said...

Is Easter a big travel weekend

H said...

"gay"

Like your face.

H said...

I honestly don't know if it is a big travel weekend. Or if Catholic guilt will keep people home on Good Friday. Let's consult the expert on Catholic guilt. EP?

El Padrino said...

"Is Easter a big travel weekend"

yes it is

El Padrino said...

mainly because this is the week most schools are off for "spring break"

(not colleges) all other schools

El Padrino said...

this is a very holy week both in the jewish community and the catholic world

Blue said...

spring break usually isn't this late in the year

Keef said...

mainly because this is the week most schools are off for "spring break"


Spring break was like a month ago

El Padrino said...

i said not for colleges

Blue said...

grade schools here, spring break was the end of March

Keef said...

Yeah I was able to read that part

Keef said...

I have some friends who are teachers (not college) and their spring break was last month

Tyler said...

"Jug said something like the rooms were 120 a night. 2 people per room."

DANG GINA!!! Ok, so it's $120 for two nights. Got it.

El Padrino said...

"grade schools here, spring break was the end of March"

cuz i imagine they end earlier

El Padrino said...

it's a big travel week regardless of if kids are out of school

Tyler said...

"I still say that if Billups hadn't gotten injured in the final minutes of game 1 and Amar'e plays the second half of game 2 the. Celtics would be down 2 games to none."

Yep. Simmons will call those two games "great wins" but I would be really worried if I was a Celtics fan.

El Padrino said...

I hope you receive this message on time, Sorry I didn't inform you about my trip to United Kingdom for a program, I am presently in London, something extremely dreadful happened to me, I was robbed at gun point on my way to the Hotel by hooligans and they made away with my Bag and other valuables. I called my bank for a wire transfer but it has proven almost Impossible to operate my account from here as they made me understand international transactions take 7 working days to be effective which i can't wait.I feel so devastated, now my passport and other belongings are been retained by the hotel management pending the time I pay my Hotel bills. This is shameful, I need you to help me with a loan of 1,630 GBP (equivalent to $2,600) to pay my hotel bills and get my self home. Western union is the best way to send me money, will reimburse you soon as I get back Home. I will appreciate whatever you can assist me with. Let me know if you can be of help.

All hopes on you.
God Bless
Satoko Deyampert


who falls for shit like this

El Padrino said...

i love the word hooligans

Contract the Gophers said...

Is Easter a big travel weekend



I hope not; flying back to mpls Sunday. Didn't know it was Easter when I booked it.

Tyler said...

You should loan him some money. Totally sounds legit.

Jugdish said...

lisa?

Jugdish said...

prepare to be disappointed Jug


twss




s

Jugdish said...

this has probably been said, but twat is a word on wwf

El Padrino said...

twat?

Spaceman Spiff said...

someone should have put rondo on his ass, he's already scared of jumpshots, make him scared of layups

El Padrino said...

agree and he cant read

Spaceman Spiff said...

instead of 1 goon out there, knicks had 4, 1 of them could have done it

El Padrino said...

agree again

El Padrino said...

rondos jumpshot is so bad

El Padrino said...

i was shocked they gave the ball to KG down 1 with 19 seconds left, thought for sure Pierce or Allen would get that look

hate to say it but great call by Doc

Jugdish said...

twat?



yes

Spaceman Spiff said...

angels finally rid themselves of brandon wood, piece of shit

Jugdish said...

turd is a word on wwf

Jugdish said...

bird is the word


/peter griffin

Beth said...

Good lord, a big time UGA recruit they signed has just been charged with stealing from his future teammates' lockers during a recruiting trip.


Since zeke is dead I'll say it for him: THIS IS THE SEC!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

spike lee GIF

Beth said...

Oh wait, he was just a recruit but not a signee it appears. A little better I guess.

El Padrino said...

fucking rivera

Keef said...

Geraldo?

Keef said...

Happy Columbine Day, blue

El Padrino said...

happy BP oil spill Jug

El Padrino said...

Geraldo?

STOP. IT.

Jugdish said...

queer is now a word in wwf...it didn't take it before

Jugdish said...

happy BP oil spill Jug



thank you

Blue said...

you're thinking queef.

it's always taken queer

Keef said...

Happy Hitler's birthday, blue

Keef said...

"you're thinking queef.

it's always taken queer"


yes

Jugdish said...

you're thinking queef.



i tried queer...it didn't take

/kod


s

Keef said...

don't care who you are, that's funny right there

Jugdish said...

hmmm...Bears at NO in week 2. I may have to make a road trip.

Keef said...

"hmmm...Bears at NO in week 2. I may have to make a road trip."


It's funny that mize didn't want to do NO summitt because of no pro sports

Keef said...

So now that the tcs is over, LOV goes back to being awful huh

El Padrino said...

your face is awful

Keef said...

awful would give your face an upgrade

Blue said...

it was pretty awful during TCS

tem said...

your face is awful

El Padrino said...

Dog-Poop Project in France Seeks to Convert Sidewalk Feces Into Fertilizer...

Va-POO-rize?

El Padrino said...

apple iphone is big brother

El Padrino said...

"The National Terrorism Advisory System, or NTAS, replaces the color-coded Homeland Security Advisory System (HSAS). This new system will more effectively communicate information about terrorist threats by providing timely, detailed information to the public, government agencies, first responders, airports and other transportation hubs, and the private sector.

It recognizes that Americans all share responsibility for the nation's security, and should always be aware of the heightened risk of terrorist attack in the United States and what they should do."

USA! USA! USA!

Beth said...

"It recognizes that Americans all share responsibility for the nation's security"

So if there's a terrorist attack don't blame the government for not stopping it, it was really our own fault.

El Padrino said...

tornado took his hamburger

El Padrino said...

be careful crossing the street downtown Blue

Beth said...

For all you guys who wonder why women always seem to be so critical of their own bodies, having this to aspire to while growing up certainly didn't help.

Keef said...

This is a serious question.

Do girls really look at barbie when they are youg and think "Wow, I need to look like that when I grow up".

Keef said...

young

Keef said...

I hear that shit a lot, but I would think that a 5 year old girl is thinking more about when she's going to have her next ice cream cone rather than how she's gonna look when she grows up

Jugdish said...

i played with barbies and i never thought that


/mize

Beth said...

"Do girls really look at barbie when they are youg and think "Wow, I need to look like that when I grow up"."

It's more a subconscious thing, that's supposed to be the typical beautiful American woman so that's part of the image we grow up with. A cups? Barbie never had them.

Spaceman Spiff said...

nipples? barbie never had them

Beth said...

There apparently used to be a doll in the Barbie line that was flat chested and when you pumped her arm or something like that grew boobs.

I'm not saying stuff like that CAUSES the body image issues, but it does contribute I'm convinced.

Spaceman Spiff said...

brandon belt to triple A

Keef said...

"There apparently used to be a doll in the Barbie line that was flat chested and when you pumped her arm or something like that grew boobs.

I'm not saying stuff like that CAUSES the body image issues, but it does contribute I'm convinced."



I could see how that might cause an issue, because they have physical control of it.
But I just think that using a normal barbie doll as a reason that girls have eating disorders or whatever is a cop out that society uses.

El Padrino said...

pussy hair

barbie never had them

El Padrino said...

barbie is all woman

Jugdish said...

pussy


barbie never had one



fixed

Keef said...

Using that theory would just explain that mize really did have a Ken doll

El Padrino said...

IPhone 5 in Sept

im convinced apple is an alien company and one day they will destroy the world like Skynet

Jugdish said...

But I just think that using a normal barbie doll as a reason that girls (not me) have eating disorders or whatever is a cop out that society uses.



fixed

Jugdish said...

Skynet



a friend of mine here works part time for an internet provider called skynet. he is part of this plan i believe

Keef said...

girls have eating disorders because other kids say what they think and make fun of other kids and call them fat. And/or they have parents that degrade them because they have awful lives

El Padrino said...

beth you guys are subconscious and have issues because your fucking crazy

all of you are fucking nuts

100% nuts

you dont see dudes walking around trying to be a chiseled WWII heros like GI Joe instead we just play with the action figure and fuck shit up

Keef said...

"you dont see dudes walking around trying to be a chiseled WWII heros like GI Joe"


Although some dudes try to have 6-packs by July, but fail

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity GIF

Keef said...

"hilarity GIF"

I think that was linkt* here a long time ago

El Padrino said...

and thats ok

men dont even give a fuck that they failed

El Padrino said...

"Although some dudes try to have 6-packs by July, but fail"

not cuz GI Joe has one, cuz it totally makes my schlong look bigger

s

simple minded folk

Keef said...

So LP's schlong is small. Got it

Keef said...

TMLPST

Spaceman Spiff said...

retarded self conscious girl example

guys use an internet joke and it makes her insecure about her ELBOWS

El Padrino said...

President Obama Wanted to Be Prime Minister of Indonesia

El Padrino said...

funny link

with facebook and shit i bet those issues come out more for many women, and young girls unfortunately

Beth said...

"guys use an internet joke and it makes her insecure about her ELBOWS"

Oh god, now I'm looking at my elbows and they are way too pointy...

s

Spaceman Spiff said...

oliver miller pistol whipped somebody

El Padrino said...

thought oliver miller was dead

El Padrino said...

nice work blue

El Padrino said...

first pitch robot got booed

Jugdish said...

johnny 5

Keef said...

That chick should worry more about her beat face than her pointy elbow

El Padrino said...

face

Keef said...

fucking Cain

Beth said...

"fucking Cain"

Yeah, tell me about it.

/Abel

tem said...

"you dont see dudes walking around trying to be a chiseled WWII heros like GI Joe instead we just play with the action figure and fuck shit up"


a coherent argument from el pad.

buy your tents

tem said...

girl had a fucked up ass too. something was wrong.

tem said...

and her face was wrecked

tem said...

one of my elbows is pointy, the other is not.

one of my elbows would be lethal in the UFC.

tem said...

jumping slide guy on yahoo is cool, but that is a shitty initial slide.

Keef said...

spiff's cousin is gonna buy my PS2

Keef said...

that was a good omj from beth

ns

tem said...

open mouth job?

tem said...

uzi does not play in wwf.

wft

tem said...

anyone ever do a mederterranean (sp?) cruise?

El Padrino said...

Major League Baseball is taking over the operations of the Los Angeles Dodgers from owner Frank McCourt because of what Commissioner Bud Selig called "deep concerns" over finances and operational problems with the franchise, including security.

El Padrino said...

cruises blow

tem said...

we have deep concerns about your face

tem said...

"cruises blow"


really? i've never been on one.

you are the first person i've heard say they blow.

El Padrino said...

thats my opinion

El Padrino said...

piece

tem said...

care to elaborate?

Spaceman Spiff said...

cargo the only rockie without a hit, WFT man, 10 runs through 7

H said...

"Oh god, now I'm looking at my elbows and they are way too pointy..."

I'd be more worried about the gut

/TJW

Mize said...

Bosslady irritated me today.

Jugdish said...

beth

H said...

"Bosslady irritated me today."

I know you're waiting for it so here you go....

What did she do?

Mize said...

Meh. Its not important.

Jugdish said...

"Bosslady irritated me today."



mize and bosslady

H said...

Derek Jeter is available in the Y! league

Mize said...

Holy shit, I'm fucking fat.

H said...

"Holy shit, I'm fucking fat."

What are you up to?

Mize said...

Wilbon officially on twitter now

Mize said...

"What are you up to?"


No clue. There isn't a scale in this house.

Mize said...

I feel like I look like 240.

H said...

"I feel like I look like 240."

How does it feel to be the 2nd fattest person on LOV?

Mize said...

I know I'm not that fat, but I'm probably around 220-225.

I was sub-200 in October

Todd Packer said...

"How does it feel to be the 2nd fattest person on LOV?"

3rd

Todd Packer said...

Lightning/pens OT has been grate*

Todd Packer said...

heading to 2OT

Mize said...

Packer's fat now?

Keef said...

Vrouw

RT, R?

Mize said...

"Vrouw

RT, R?"


It's a bullshit spelling of Frau, allegedly. Tem seems to be on some wwfw bullshit.

H said...

"Lightning/pens OT has been grate*"

Love playoff hockey. OT is the better

Mize said...

Minus the extra w

Todd Packer said...

"Packer's fat now?"

I prefer big

Todd Packer said...

You on wwf, mize?

Mize said...

Nope. No smartphone for me.

I am sad.

Todd Packer said...

damn, pens win in 2ot

Todd Packer said...

Don't think I have played tem yet. What's his wwf name?

Mize said...

Bed skirt

or something of that ilk

Todd Packer said...

"or something of that ilk"

I thought there were some numbers too

H said...

"I thought there were some numbers too"

Nope. Just bed skirt

H said...

People are weird, man.

H said...

Close game, Jug.

Jugdish said...

go

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