Friday, April 15, 2011

Infidels Ruin Sports

I can't imagine how it feels to have your future in the hands of 12 men and women. I mean take Bonds for example. And cases similar to that where prosecuters have to convince member of the jury beyond the reasonable doubt that the defendant comitted a crime. Let's not talk about murder or anything close to that becuase really in this day and age how many murderers are getting put away falsely. DNA is a motherfucker. But could you imgine sitting around wondering if within a month or two you'll be going to jail? That shit has to suck. How can you even enjoy yourself during that time. And the longer they deliberate the worse. I barely can wait to find out what a test score is that I took one time and the results were like given in 10 minutes. Not knowing the sex of my first kid was excruitiating. And that was joyous! Is there ever a predicament in life that has two totally different results than Not Guilty, your free to Guilty your getting buttfucked and will barter cigarettes and snickers for the next ____ months/years. I can't think of one.


I feel like I have great ideas but never enough cash to invest into it. I have this one idea in paticular that I refuse to share until cuz it's so money. It's for cell phone companies. If me and blue end up at the Summit (AHIK) I will propose we incorporate a company together. I will provide Blue with ideas and he will finacially back them. We will call this company BLUEP INC. (pronounced Bloop) and we will pay taxes appropiately. Blue can also, since he's a fancy CPA, run the books and I can maybe invest our cash balance in the market. If any excess exists of course. Beth will be our slutty secretary. All other applicants will have to apply. Maybe we'd retain Kod for legal counsel. Not sure yet. Some of our products will include Brooklyn Tap Water because there is not enough bottled water options out there right now. This will also double as a major distributing cash cow shipping Brooklyn tap water from my sink to small businesses outside of NYC like pizzerias, pretzel makers and bagel shops to make the dough taste better. There is a market for this believe it or not. Use the fancy google button to check for yourself.

Hockey playoffs are suite. Don't deny it. Why? I don't know. Why is it so much better to watch it now as opposed to watching a regualr season game? I don't have the answer to that.

NBA playoffs start this weekend. Some people hate basketball here. Not I. Just remember my pain that you all love to laugh at. The Knicks were great when I was a kid, not so much when I was an adult. So I'm pretty pumped. Throw in the fact they have a shot to beat Boston and I'm cock hard over this. T usually handicaps the playoffs so maybe in the comments he'll bless us with some picks. Don't ask me I have no fucking clue. I hate all the favorites. I'd be ok with a Dallas/Thunder vs anyone but Boston/Miami/Philly/Indiana/Chicago.

Ozzie Guillen would make a great guidance counseler. How come Josh Hamilton didn't blame God for his actions leading up to running for home? He gives him props but he should have taken him to task for allowing him to make that decision. Jehovah was your third base coach on that play Joshua. Repent.

Sources: Biffle finalizes new contract with Roush... Nice I was beginning to think this wasn't gonna happen. I'm so happy now.

Yuck, Tax Day. Eat nuts IRS.

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Todd Packer said...

Nice post, freak

Jugdish said...

Use the fancy google button to check for yourself.


if its on the internet its got to be true

Jugdish said...

I need to start getting up earlier in the morning. I hit snooze about 5 times each morning.

Jugdish said...

sucks though because im a night person...sometimes i think I'd be better suited for shift work

Jugdish said...

but it is nice getting a workout out of the way first thing in the morning

Jugdish said...

training for the lov olympics in sept


s

Jugdish said...

of course if Lp goes (0%) then we can finally see the Lp vs Mize basketball game

Jugdish said...

mize wears glasses, I wonder if he has the rec specs horace grant style. if he does he should wear them all the time

Jugdish said...

i might actually get to see the Bulls game this weekend...suite

Jugdish said...

shipping Brooklyn tap water from my sink


that cracked me up

Jugdish said...

Lp will be running a sweat shop in his apt putting his kids to work early

Jugdish said...

Hockey playoffs are suite.


^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

too much talk on the kobe incident...fags are too sensitive

Jugdish said...

block

Jugdish said...

15

Jugdish said...

and the whole comparison with "the n word" isn't right unless the ref is gay

Jugdish said...

"the n word"


watch it!

/mize

Jugdish said...

red sox are last in the cnnsi power rankings

Jugdish said...

no team has ever come back from being down 0-3?

/H

Jugdish said...

my dad calls flip flops "shower clogs"

El Padrino said...

"I wonder if he has the rec specs horace grant style. if he does he should wear them all the time"

i had rec specs

looked like chris sabo

El Padrino said...

"of course if Lp goes (0%) then we can finally see the Lp vs Mize basketball game"

i enjoy basketball but my glasses fog up so i dont play often

/meiz

Keef said...

Spuds!

El Padrino said...

"fags are too sensitive"

shutup jug, no we are not!

/meiz

El Padrino said...

"sometimes i think I'd be better suited for shift work"

i could never date a girl who did shift work

/meiz

Jugdish said...

we are moving offices soon...woe

Ballz Boy said...

dont blame me blue picked it out

Ballz Boy said...

Meiz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Blue said...

why is moving offices a woe

Blue said...

Infields ruin sports

Jugdish said...

why is moving offices a woe


right now i am in a seperate building from my commander.

i have more space right now than i will in the new location.

Blue said...

"Twins star Joe Mauer hit the 15-day disabled list with a condition called bilateral leg weakness.:

??wft??

Jugdish said...

we got whooped in softball last night...it was not pretty

Jugdish said...

bilateral leg weakness


ha! heard about that on the way to work today...wussbag

Keef said...

i have more space right now than i will in the new location.



Ok mize

Keef said...

Will you have enough space for chili

Blue said...

how much more space do you need than outer space

Jugdish said...

plenty of space for chili...going from my own office to sharing an office

Jugdish said...

how much more space do you need than outer space


i don't work with nasa anymore

Ballz Boy said...

what the hell do you have an office for

Ballz Boy said...

i want an office

Keef said...

I googled "midget goggles" to find an lp pic and this pic came up. Made me lol

Jugdish said...

what the hell do you have an office for



what do you have a face for?

Jugdish said...

what the hell do you have an office for



i actually share an office on drill weekends, but during the week I don't.

its a maintenance shop area...not an office type building

Keef said...

So jug is a janitor. Got it

Jugdish said...

good try franzia

Ballz Boy said...

"what do you have a face for?"

to offset my ugly balls

Blue said...

From Elias: The Rockies won both games of their doubleheader against the Mets on Thursday and completed a sweep of their four-game series at Citi Field, despite trailing by two runs in every game! Colorado was the first major-league team to win every game in a series of four or more games despite trailing by at least two runs in each game since the Indians did that at home against the Twins in a four-game set that ended their 1984 season (Sept. 27-30). The Rockies were the first big-league team to sweep a four-game series in that manner on the road since the Cardinals did so at Baker Bowl in Philadelphia in 1932 (August 8-10). The Mets' woes extend back a bit further. They also blew a two-run lead in their loss to the Nationals at Citi Field on Sunday, the day before the Rockies came to town. The Mets are the second team in major-league history to lose five consecutive games, all at home, after having a lead of at least two runs in each game. The 1931 Indians also had a five-game skid like that.

Keef said...

Fucking Elias is smrt

Keef said...

Goddamn bgas. is in super bitch mode this morning

Ballz Boy said...

suck this blue>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Blue said...

g spot is not a recognized word in wwf

Blue said...

or by most men


/beth

Jugdish said...

milfs is also not a recognized word in wwf

Blue said...

mize is though

Jugdish said...

so is keef

Jugdish said...

is dong?

/Lp

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

still sucks he would have to work for a living

Jugdish said...

is there a blue freak bet on the rockies cubs series this weekend?

Blue said...

freak died

Ballz Boy said...

peytons wife is aight, he did ok for himself

Blue said...

Letterman called 'Melo #3



zeke would have loved that

Ballz Boy said...

jug

Jugdish said...

blocked...dammit

Ballz Boy said...

its hooters coupons, buy 10 wings get 10 free for tax day

tem said...

tax day is monday this year.

tem said...

emancipation day in DC is celebrated today.

tem said...

keith played shit against me

Ballz Boy said...

Cutler is dating Kristen Cava whatever from that hills show

thats a nice piece of trim

Blue said...

"Cutler is dating Kristen Cava whatever from that hills show"


you're just finding this out?

Blue said...

these podcasts by SG are seriously an hour long each?

wft, who has time to listen to this crap

Jugdish said...

cgjid's sister is getting married in june. her mom is getting ready to send out the invitations and is going to mail herself one, reply, and mail it back to herself. Am i the only one who finds this odd?

Jugdish said...

Am i the only one who finds this odd?


yes, she should ship them.

/mize

Ballz Boy said...

i've always wondered who listens to these podcasts

Blue said...

i guess I could see if you were going to go sit in the dentist chair for a couple hours, or if you rode the train like an hour each way to work

tem said...

i find it odd that cgjid's sister can't mail her own invites and is having her mom do it.

Blue said...

she's taking it slow with the invites

Spaceman Spiff said...

"wft, who has time to listen to this crap"

i listen at work

Spaceman Spiff said...

agonz got 154 mil

Jugdish said...

i find it odd that cgjid's sister can't mail her own invites and is having her mom do it.



her mom is planning it

tem said...

then i don't find it odd

Jugdish said...

i find your face odd

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

tarp guy

Blue said...

i could be a tarp guy

Ballz Boy said...

big day

H said...

I just wrapped up a 20 hour shift. That always sucks. Especially when I do the math and realize I made like 10 bucks an hour.

#justifiablewoe

Ballz Boy said...

ok alex rieger

Spaceman Spiff said...

"i could be a tarp guy"

blue is a tranny?

Blue said...

i don't get that joke

H said...

If "Alex reiger" is directed at H, the joke/blast/insult went over his head.

Good night LOV.

Ballz Boy said...

he was on taxi and your face is over your head

Keef said...

"Cutler is dating Kristen Cava whatever from that hills show"

Jesus, LP

Keef said...

"her mom is getting ready to send out the invitations and is going to mail herself one, reply, and mail it back to herself. Am i the only one who finds this odd?"


Maybe the sister is making a scrapbook type thing and wants to save all the RSVPs and moms wants one from herself in it

Keef said...

"#justifiablewoe"


How is that justifiable when you complain about the money you make all the time but do nothing about it?

Ballz Boy said...

"Cutler is dating Kristen Cava whatever from that hills show"

Jesus, LP"

it's coming to me now

Blue said...

when i fall behind by more than 150 pts in wwf, i just start playing one letter at a time

that's what you get for using fake words

Blue said...

i had a really good wwf record up until about the last 3 days...

now it's gone to shit

Keef said...

Kevin Na set a PGA Tour record for the highest score on a par-four hole when he needed 16 shots to finish the ninth hole at the Texas Open on Thursday.
South Korea-born American Na sent his tee shot on the ninth into the woods, found the ball and declared an unplayable lie and returned to the tee.
Na, ranked 64th in the world, then hit deep right into the woods again, played a provisional shot left but went to the second shot on the right to play it from the woods.
That shot, his fourth, hit a tree and the ball ricocheted onto his pant leg, costing him a two shot penalty.
Na hit six shots in the woods, trying to get out of the trees, before he finally found the rough and played from there to the fringe of the green.
The 27-year-old ended his nightmare with a putt from just under six feet to make 16.

Keef said...

I could never date a guy who shoots a 16 on a par-4

/mize

Blue said...

reilly is smoking something he found in Boulder, thinking the nuggets are going to the Western Conference Finals

Keef said...

"it's coming to me now"


twss

Keef said...

"it's coming to me now"


he was walking in a mall with her, without a limp, the day after he wussbagged out of the playoff game.

Blue said...

didn't rory shoot close to a 16 on the one he played from next to the cabin

Blue said...

or a 7,

16 or 7 they're all the same to me

Keef said...

"didn't rory shoot close to a 16 on the one he played from next to the cabin"


8 I think

Keef said...

"16 or 7 they're all the same to me"

TWSS

Keef said...

"16 or 7 they're all the same to me"

So you cheat at golf. Got it

Blue said...

"So you cheat at golf. Got it"

my uncle plays "you can't shoot higher than an 8"


I think for handicap rules, they limit how high you can score on a hole don't they?

Blue said...

true story:

my uncle was stuck in a fairway bunker one time when he got to 8. He picked up his ball and said "snowman" and got in the cart.

He beat one of the guys we were playing with by a shot and insisted that the dude buy his beer (their bet) even though he didn't finish a hole and the other guy did.

Keef said...

"my uncle plays "you can't shoot higher than an 8"


I think for handicap rules, they limit how high you can score on a hole don't they?"


I dunno. Golfing is my handicap

Keef said...

I think if it's a par 5 you should give yourself a 10

Keef said...

LMC

Blue said...

that's what i've told my brother, i let him pick it up if he get to double par

Keef said...

It takes me 5 holes to get to a 16

/mize

Keef said...

That looks like a pedophile comment

Jugdish said...

when i fall behind by more than 150 pts in wwf, i just start playing one letter at a time


oh, so you're "when i fall behind by more than 150 pts in wwf, i just start playing one letter at a time" guy?

/keef

Jugdish said...

i need a new bears jersey

Jugdish said...

think ill go with a retired player this time

Blue said...

buy a pink cutler jersey

Jugdish said...

I'll get a 00 jersey that says "Any Name" on the back

Blue said...

get one that says JUG

Ballz Boy said...

why read rick reilly

Jugdish said...

singletary

Blue said...

"why read rick reilly"

because he was on the front page, and i read everything on the front page

Ballz Boy said...

wall

Ballz Boy said...

Jizz in my pants is funny

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef

shit got real

Spaceman Spiff said...

did you have any money stored on one of those sites

Ballz Boy said...

poker stars arrested

Ballz Boy said...

damn spiff

Ballz Boy said...

"NY POL SLAMS TEXAS: When Houston is worth visiting, maybe then you'll get a space shuttle......"

face jug

face

Blue said...

"NY POL SLAMS TEXAS: When Houston is worth visiting, maybe then you'll get a space shuttle......"

so they read LOV...got it

Keef said...

"did you have any money stored on one of those sites"


Nah. I had $100 that I cashed out about 2-3 months ago

Keef said...

I actually didn't use any of those sites, either. I use sportsinteraction.com

Keef said...

They better not shut that site down. I've got about 30 gold tokens that I can use for freeroll tourneys

Ballz Boy said...

read the front page of WWL now blue

Keef said...

I hate working a full day on Friday

Blue said...

already read it...they're making another left turn

Ballz Boy said...

we all do keef

Spaceman Spiff said...

phil hughes to the DL

Keef said...

I saw a VW Beetle earlier today that had a weird paint yob and a weird contraption sticking out about 6 feet above the roof. It was a Google maps street view camera/car. Nerve saw one of those before

Keef said...

"we all do keef"

But normally I can plan the week so that my Fridays are short. Bunch of shit came up today so that won't happen.

#justifiable woe /h

Todd Packer said...

"I saw a VW Beetle earlier today that had a weird paint yob and a weird contraption sticking out about 6 feet above the roof. It was a Google maps street view camera/car. Nerve saw one of those before"

saw one of those today at lunch (ns)

Jugdish said...

"NY POL SLAMS TEXAS: When Houston is worth visiting, maybe then you'll get a space shuttle......"


new yorkers don't think anywhere aside from NYC is worth visiting

Keef said...

TWHNBS

Ballz Boy said...

"new yorkers don't think anywhere aside from NYC is worth visiting"

i do

although chuck has a point about houston

Keef said...

(not me)


fixed

Blue said...

boston is the worse

Keef said...

"saw one of those today at lunch (ns)"

I just passed another one of those about 15 minutes ago on the other sode of town. Weird

Contract the Gophers said...

I've had the flu the last 2 days; had to spend 4 hours at work and in Court today, miserable.




#justifiable woe /h

Keef said...

justifiablewoe is trending

Contract the Gophers said...

fucking Twins

Nathan blows the save, Capps blows the win and the game, Mauer goes to the DL

I got no hockey or basketball to fall back on

Blue said...

hey there,

at least it's spring

Blue said...

deez is not an acceptable word?

what

Tyler said...

I am so busy with work and wedding crap I don't even know what the matchups are. I know, I let the terrorists win.

Tyler said...

I got no hockey or basketball to fall back on

At least you've got the Summit to look forward to.

Blue said...

you could just copy and paste rick reilly's column

he has intimate NBA knowledge without any sense of homerism in his pick for the nuggets to make the WC finals

Blue said...

(S)

Keef said...

"I got no hockey or basketball to fall back on"

#tincturetime

Spaceman Spiff said...

"deez is not an acceptable word?

what"

bluefast

Blue said...

damn bluefastery

Blue said...

i don't read deez comments

Blue said...

following the broncos head of pr on twitter...dude throws out a bunch of crazy shit

Keef said...

"deez is not an acceptable word?"


Why do you keep trying to put phallic words?


/hot receptionist

Blue said...

i'm going to un-play her

she's playing at a keef like pace

one word every 3 days

Keef said...

"she's playing at a keef like pace

one word every 3 days"




WFT are you talking about?

Blue said...

oh, i guess our game was over

Keef said...

twss

Keef said...

President of our company sent out an email to everyone saying that we now have a FB & Twitter page and for everyone to like it so they have the minimum # of fans to keep the page name.
Of course, they're bolth* blockt* on our network. Shortly after his email went out, our IT guy sent an email that said "Facebook and twitter are blocked from our corporate network. This is a corporate policy we cannot unblock this here". So that was unproductive

Blue said...

is your president obama too?

Tyler said...

East:
Bulls vs Pacers: Bulls in four. Pacers can't handle Rose.

Miami vs Sixers: Sixers make it interesting and lose a couple of close games, then give up and lose in five.

Celtics vs Knicks: Knicks in seven (O:FB). Just kidding, only one team actually cares on defense, and that's who will win. Celtics in five.

Magic vs Hawks: Hawks in six, I read it somewheres.

Bulls vs Hawks: Bulls in five. This Derrick Rose guy is good.

Miami vs Celtics: Miami in five. Celtics are old.

Bulls vs Miami: Miami in seven. Lebron shys away from the big game seven but D Wade refuses to lose.

West:

Spurs vs Grizz: Grizzles lost on purpose to get this match up and put up a good fight but lose in six.

Lakers vs Hornets: Chris Paul makes Fisher look like he's 98 years old, but without West they're not that good. Lakers in five.

Mavs vs Blazers: The Mavs love to play six months of basketball and then completely blow it all by sucking in the first round. Blazers in six.

Thunder vs Nuggets: I wish this was a 2nd round match up. I think this is going to be the best 1st round series. Durant and Westbrook will go wild, plus J.R. Smiff sucks against OKC and the Nuggs need his shooting to spread the floor. Chunder in a thrilling game seven. Too much Durantula.

Spurs vs Thunder: I REALLY want the Chunder to win this round but every time I think the Spurs are over the hill and have a bad match up, they find a way to win. Perkins gets mad at a call and accidentally kills a fan in game three, and is held without bail for the rest of the series. Spurs in six.

Lakers vs Blazers: Portland has L.A.'s number, especially at the Rose Garden, but Brandon Roy drank whatever gave Greg Oden two plastic knees, so Lakers roll on in six.

Lakers vs Spurs: We've seen this movie before, and it's boring because the Spurs are involved. I think the Spurs are tired because those other two match ups are a handful, so Lakers turn it on and win in five.

Lakers vs Miami: I think this is the match up that ESPN has wanted for about nine months. Zen master is desperate for the 12th championship, so he tell Barnes to sweep the leg on Lebron and they're both out for the series. Bynum re-injures his knee yet again but still manages to outplay Bosh, who is a giant vageen. Lakers win in seven.

But I could easily see Bulls/Thunder in the Finals, which would actually be the most entertaining Final. Most depressing Finals match up: Spurs/Celtics. Everyone loses in if that happens.

Tyler said...

Has there been any movement on the condo front for the summit.

Tyler said...

There should have been a question mark on that last comment before Keef says something.

Tyler said...

And that just killed the comments.

Spaceman Spiff said...

condo doesnt have enough beds for 1 person per bed was the verdict i think

Tyler said...

Ok, so it's a hotel I guess?

Mize said...

"i've always wondered who listens to these podcasts"


I listen to podcasts every day

Mize said...

"Ok, so it's a hotel I guess?"


We're getting 4 rooms at the Sheraton on 11th st. Jug needs to know how long everybody's staying so he can properly book it.

Mize said...

Work was gratifying today. I'm pretty happy we pulled everything off with minimal incident.

Todd Packer said...

bad tps Friday

Todd Packer said...

Playing in a scramble that starts at 7:45am tomorrow and the course is an hour drive from my house



#justifiablewoe

Mize said...

"Playing in a scramble that starts at 7:45am tomorrow and the course is an hour drive from my house"


Laaaame

Todd Packer said...

"Laaaame"


^^^^^^^^^

Keef said...

Playing in a scramble that starts at 7:45am tomorrow and the course is an hour drive from my house



Should of* told cmtp you had a golf scramble in Austin in September

Jugdish said...

WFT are you talking about?



bait

Mize said...

Andre Berto v. Victor Ortiz tomorrow night

Mize said...

Blew owes me a name/pic

Keef said...

Youk finally woke up

Todd Packer said...

"Should of* told cmtp you had a golf scramble in Austin in September"

good idea

Mize said...

Goddamn fucking Gomez

Jugdish said...

good idea


you have a golf scramble in austin in september

Jugdish said...

just bring your clubs

Jugdish said...

0%

/keef

Jugdish said...

going to galveston tonight...suite

Jugdish said...

kemah boardwalk tomorrow night

Jugdish said...

block

Jugdish said...

block

Jugdish said...

bold

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