Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I lied

I lied. I didn't score TCS. But rest assured it is over and someone won.

It is like American Idol, I'll tell you on the results show. Whenever that is.


TPS has been a bitch lately. We are doing big corporate restructuring or at least talking about it and tem has to figure out where he fits in. It is a pain in my ass.

I think the Pirates beat the Reds in a series. The Reds have never won the Super Bowl when the Pirates beat them in a series during the year.

Yes I know I said Super Bowl, that is what makes the statement accurate. There is some fancy math term for it. I can't remember.

I did p90-X on monday and tuesday morning. On monday night I ran 3 miles on the treadmill. I am super sore. And dumb.

160 comments:

Ballz Boy said...

first

Ballz Boy said...

i win

Beth said...

"I didn't score TCS."

No shit.

/LOV

Ballz Boy said...

yeah really tem

the jig is up we know you randomly just oass people along

tem said...

like your (insert female relative here) does

Blue said...

tem and keith should get an apartment together

Blue said...

are they sharing the room at the summit?

Blue said...

tem donaghy

Jugdish said...

are they sharing the room at the summit?



the tcs suite

Ballz Boy said...

i would need my own room, not allwoed to sleep with strangers

Jugdish said...

allwoed


i wish that was intentional

Jugdish said...

interwebs at work are having issues today

Jugdish said...

i would need my own room, not allwoed to sleep with strangers



just keep your door unlocked.

/kod

H said...

Wall

H said...

Keef, was dat ass hsil?

S

Keef said...

i predict keef wins tcs. I got some good west coast points over the weekend, but wwf was not my friend this weekend either.



Good xnij.

H said...

Bruins won last night. I refuse to get sucked in.

Keef said...

Thenquit trying to suck us in

H said...

Because tp didn't mention Hockey playoffs last night...

H said...

And ep nerve* mentioned them either. Im the only one talking hockey.

Blue said...

exactly


quit talking about hockey

Jugdish said...

ETEO

Jugdish said...

ETEO

that was for the good xinj

Ballz Boy said...

jizz in my pants

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Spaceman Spiff said...

i have good friday off but not 4th of july WFT?

s

surprised i have good friday off tho

Spaceman Spiff said...

"D'Antoni just called Chauncey Billups "very doubtful""

thats not nice

Spaceman Spiff said...

"grady sizemore has more extra base hits than carl crawford"

boom

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Reds left-hander Aroldis Chapman, who got the last three games off to get over a tender elbow, worked the ninth inning of Monday night's loss to the Pirates and threw a pitch that registered 106 mph on the scoreboard "

keefs reaction

Ballz Boy said...

as soon as MLB tonight went to the lincecum no hit bid he lost it

Ballz Boy said...

"threw a pitch that registered 106 mph on the scoreboard"

saw that live on mlb channel
none of them were strikes

Keef said...

none of them were strikes



At least he knows he could pitch for the Mess

Ballz Boy said...

trying to go pro in golf

Blue said...

Matt Lindstrom said he thought he could throw 104 or 105...but it wouldn't be anywhere near the strike zone

Jugdish said...

i need a golf yob

/mize

Blue said...

"as soon as MLB tonight went to the lincecum no hit bid he lost it"


you can't no-hit Cargo

Todd Packer said...

"the tcs suite"

the tcs sweet*

*fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

next iron chef contestants: "Anne Burrell, Michael Chiarello, Elizabeth Faulkner, Alex Guarnaschelli, Chuck Hughes, Robert Irvine, Beau MacMillan, Geoffrey Zakarian, and hold on to your fedoras, Spike Mendelsohn of Top Chef fame. Also: Marcus Samuelsson, who won season two of Top Chef Masters"

spike has no shot

Contract the Gophers said...

99.9% chance this is kodfast, but...

"Reds pitcher Mike Leake was arrested on a shoplifting charge at a downtown department store Monday, accused of trying to steal six shirts with a total value of $59.88."



ahahaha; wft, Winona?

Jugdish said...

this always cracked me up

Ballz Boy said...

spike has no shot

^^^^^^

great publicist for even getting on the show

Ballz Boy said...

anne burrell is a beast

like in both the kitchen and real life

Spaceman Spiff said...

"99.9% chance this is kodfast"

dont lie, you knew it was 100%

Jugdish said...

99.9% chance this is kodfast, but...



yes...but still funny

Ballz Boy said...

irvine, the british guy i could see that angle

Ballz Boy said...

i am in posession of nerd jelly beans

Ballz Boy said...

the gurden shows again are fantastic

Jugdish said...

tp

Contract the Gophers said...

99.9% chance this isn't kodfast...


interesting breakdown of US Supreme Court justices and their voting records in cases involving Indian law issues since 1986.

Marshall 76.9% (10/13)
Brennan 72.7% (8/11)
Blackmun 65% (13/20)
Powell 60% (3/5)
White 38.8% (7/18)
Souter 36.5% (15/41)
Ginsburg 36.3 % (12/33)
Stevens 33.3% (17/51)
O’Connor 31.9% (15/47)
Breyer 25.8 % (8/31)
Kennedy 24.3% (10/41)
Rehnquist 20% (9/45)
Scalia 19.2% (10/52)
Thomas 14.2% (5/35)
Roberts 0% (0/5)
Alito 0% (0/4)


-um, yikes; not much better winning percentages with our State Supreme Court either

Keef said...

Fascinating

Contract the Gophers said...

*sorry, forgot that the percentages are the number of times they ruled in favor of tribal interests or tribal right

Ballz Boy said...

awesome

Todd Packer said...

"anne burrell is a beast"

that guy can cook

Ballz Boy said...

Tyler

Todd Packer said...

Post-tcs wall

Blue said...

what's the deal with grape nuts

Contract the Gophers said...

you open the box...no grapes, no nuts? What? is? the? deal?

Contract the Gophers said...

"Crawford is the lead official of the crew that will work Tuesday night's Game 2 in the Dallas Mavericks' first-round series against the Portland Trail Blazers. That will make many Mavs fans cringe, given the franchise's miserable track record in playoff games worked by Crawford."


Heavy betters, bet heavy

Ballz Boy said...

nba refs are the worse

Jugdish said...

Heavy betters, bet heavy



centsports

Ballz Boy said...

blue you still doing the mustache thing?

Keef said...

nba is the worse

*fized

Keef said...

"blue you still doing the mustache thing?"


Why? You lookin for a ride?

Ballz Boy said...

thats gross

Ballz Boy said...

no cuz the Rangers are doing staches and it's bad ass

Jugdish said...

he likes nerd jelly beans blue

Jugdish said...

no cuz the Rangers are doing staches and it's bad ass



what about josh hamilton? he's injured


s

Jugdish said...

Lp...you guys should plan a stache summit

Blue said...

"blue you still doing the mustache thing?"


nah, it ended the 1st of april.. I ran with it for a few more days but then gave it up

Jugdish said...

Lp...you guys should plan a stache summit



you, ganci, and fackenbach

Ballz Boy said...

jug you can join the stache staff if you'd like

Jugdish said...

jug you can join the stache staff if you'd like



would i have to write about the mess?

Jugdish said...

work woes today...frustraSHON!

Keef said...

Someone emailed me about my PS2 this morning. The body of their email went like this....



interested

Blue said...

keith should write back

"interested in selling"

Ballz Boy said...

did meiz hit up mickey d's hiring day today?

Ballz Boy said...

"would i have to write about the mess?"

no, wirte about the stros'

Ballz Boy said...

"HOUSTON – Officials say three students have been injured after a 6-year-old brought a loaded gun to his Houston elementary school that accidentally discharged when it fell out of the child's pocket."

houston parents are the worse

Ballz Boy said...

"An increasing number of patients seek urological advice for the so-called 'short penis'," the researchers reported.

This is true despite the fact that "penile length is normal in most of these men, who tend to overestimate normal phallic dimension."

A male member -- measured on the dorsal, or upper, side -- can be considered normal in length if it is at least four centimetres (1.6 inches) when limp, and 7.5 centimetres (three inches) when rigid, noted several of the studies evaluated."

Meiz, your good bubby. No worries.

Ballz Boy said...

beth scoffs at a hard 3 incher

Ballz Boy said...

anyone know how to make your pecs move up and down like the hulkster?

Ballz Boy said...

no naked coachella chicks?

Jugdish said...

anyone know how to make your pecs move up and down like the hulkster?

Keef said...

HA

Beth said...

beth scoffs at a soft* 3 incher

*fixed


s

Keef said...

PhillieBot, the one-armed, three-wheeled robot designed by engineers at the University of Pennsylvania, will throw out the ceremonial first pitch before Wednesday's game between the Philadelphia Phillies and Milwaukee Brewers.
The spectacle is part of Science Day festivities at Citizens Bank Park, said Evan Lerner, a spokesman for Penn's engineering school.




Stupid. That's called a pitching masheen

Jugdish said...

PhillieBot, the one-armed, three-wheeled robot designed by engineers at the University of Pennsylvania, will throw out the ceremonial first pitch before Wednesday's game between the Philadelphia Phillies and Milwaukee Brewers.


i wonder if i can get an autograph!

/Rev

Jugdish said...

Leake's salary is $425,000 for 2011



funny

Jugdish said...

Leake at the book store

Ballz Boy said...

howd i know that was seinfeld

Jugdish said...

you clicked on the link

Jugdish said...

I like to think i have an "I" for detail

Jugdish said...

#winning


ETEO

Jugdish said...

yes

Ballz Boy said...

piece

tem said...

dinner at the rocky fork hunt and country club tonight.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Rockies option infielder Ian Stewart to Triple-A Colorado Springs."

Blue said...

""Rockies option infielder Ian Stewart to Triple-A Colorado Springs.""


he's like 1-37 or something like that, and getting no PT because of Jose Lopez and Ty Wigginton

Jugdish said...

dinner at the rocky fork hunt and country club tonight.


dinner at Freebird's tonight

Keef said...

Dinner at home tonight

Blue said...

dinner at your face tonight

Jugdish said...

I'm in!

/rev

Keef said...

dinner will be at my face tonight. And every night

Contract the Gophers said...

done with packing for tomorrow's trip out to Maryland


thank goodness; that's always my least favorite part of travel (ns)

Keef said...

Packing takes about 5 minutes for me

Blue said...

call todd, he's a packer

Mize said...

"At this point I said "so what kind of project is this" "


Just let her grow her weed, 5-0. She'll get busted all on her own, you don't need to be a hero.

Keef said...

"Just let her grow her weed, 5-0. She'll get busted all on her own, you don't need to be a hero."



I wasn't trying to bust her, Matlock. I was trying to see what kind of story she'd give me

Keef said...

"call todd, he's a packer"

kod is also a packer

Mize said...

"I wasn't trying to bust her, Matlock. I was trying to see what kind of story she'd give me"


Okay, aspiring police officer.

Keef said...

credit card question for the class, because I'm not a finance person and don't know the rulez. If you use a credit card and pay it off the next day, do you still get hit with the interest charge for that amount? Basically, if I use a card, does it matter if I pay it off the next day compared to at the end of the billing cycle?

Keef said...

"Okay, aspiring police officer."

That's done

Keef said...

What kind of aspirations does mize have?

Contract the Gophers said...

no, for a credit card if you pay your balance in full by the end of the first billing period you don't get charged any interest.


That's why I use my credit card so much, I always pay my balance in full immediately

Keef said...

grate, thanks.

Contract the Gophers said...

ah, Vikes got #12th hardest strength of schedule for 2012


not too awful I guess

Todd Packer said...

Astros/mess game is hard to watch

Keef said...

What timed you get into Austin, TP?

Keef said...

Time

Todd Packer said...

I'm thinking Friday afternoon

Mize said...

Roy Halladay sucks

Keef said...

AZ governor rejected the guns on campus law today. I'm SAS

Todd Packer said...

Melo is going off

Mize said...

Arizona seems like such a sideways place.

Mize said...

Brooklyn Decker bare titties on Egotastic

Keef said...

Arizona seems like such a sideways place.



Wild west

NS

Keef said...

Good job, mize

H said...

Grate* rebounding by the Celtics. ETEO

H said...

Only link I could get working is a Spanish language one. Kind of entertaining.

H said...

On KG's shot to take the lead, the only thing I understood was "una pregunta. Donde esta Ronnie Turiaf?"

Todd Packer said...

fuckin chowds

H said...

"fuckin chowds"

What?

Todd Packer said...

"What?"

as a Knicks fan I am not happy with the outcome of the game

Tyler said...

I need a status update on the Summit 2.0 lodging situation. Any news?

Todd Packer said...

Tem and Keith are staying in the hey there sweet*

H said...

Anyone know of a stream for beisbol that does not require downloading a program?

Mize said...

"I need a status update on the Summit 2.0 lodging situation. Any news?"


Still the Sheraton on 11th. 4 rooms.

Jug needs to know what day you're flying home.

H said...

Where's Spiff when you need him?

Keef said...

Turns out the person who emailed "interested" just sent me spam to use another site to sell shit

lisa said...

I am arriving at Austin Bergstrom International Airport on Friday, September 23rd at 11:45am.

lisa said...

How much is the hotel? Total.

Mize said...

Nice work, Tyler

Spaceman Spiff said...

bachelor party has turned into a gangbang?

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Anyone know of a stream for beisbol that does not require downloading a program?"

the ones with the programs are the best streams

Spaceman Spiff said...

angels put up 14 runs, somehow howie went 0-5, bastard

H said...

"the ones with the programs are the best streams"

I realize this but can't dl a program on my work PC.

Spaceman Spiff said...

baseball stream options suck, fucking baseball nazis probly got it locked down like they do youtube vids

Tyler said...

Girlfriend logged me out without me knowing. I'm leaving at 7:30pm on the 25th.

Mize said...

omg. I just tried to use Sysco keystrokes on here. I'm infected.

Mize said...

"baseball stream options suck, fucking baseball nazis probly got it locked down like they do youtube vids"


MLB is D-U-M-B

Mize said...

"Girlfriend logged me out without me knowing. I'm leaving at 7:30pm on the 25th."


I thought you had a fiance. Or do you have both?

Tyler said...

She got downgraded to girlfriend for logging me out. She will be upgraded later.

Mize said...

Atta boy. Tough, but fair.

Ruling with an iron fist. I like that.

Jugdish said...

wall

Jugdish said...

some suite tcs points there

Beth said...

"I could never date a girl who would log me out without my knowing"

/mize

Jugdish said...

I realize this but can't dl a program on my work PC.



wussbag

Jugdish said...

omg. I just tried to use Sysco keystrokes on here. I'm infected.


at sysco, the keys on the keyboard are in alphabetical order

tem said...

Jug said something like the rooms were 120 a night. 2 people per room.

Blue said...

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