Monday, April 04, 2011

Go Butler

Big weekend for sports. UConn & Butler win the right to play for the title tonight. MLB regular season kicks into full gear. Lefty wins the tuneup for the Masters. NBA is finishing up the regular season. And hockey is still going on I think.

Don't forget about NCAAWBB. /freak

LP, I need a name/pic for our big east/tosu bet. #anti-weasel

On to beisbol. Grate start to the season for Cincy. Sweeping the Breer's and having the Cubs & Cards lose 2/3 is suite. Now they just gotta watch out for those goddman Pirates. Also in beisbol news, O:FB is still cruising along. Red Sux are 3GB after 3 games, to of all teams the O's. Longoria is out for a month-ish, so the Rays season is basically over already after getting swept by Bmore. Yankees pitching is really bad. At least they can rake to make up for it. I'm stoked that beisbol season has started. That means basketball and hockey are almost over.

Mize had rasslemania chills last night. He said that he and the rock are no longer on speaking terms, but I don't believe him. Mize ♥s Dwayne's johnson.

I made vanilla & chocolate chip cookies cast night. Winning.

My neighbor's kids were rocking around in their pool yesterday. Fucking water is about 65° right now. That's way too fucking cold. That would make your nuts get lost.

Bgas. turnt 2 months old yesterday. She needs to slow down a little. She's gonna be on the pole before I know it.

Ok that's all. Hopefully I can get hsil to make a guest post next week

185 comments:

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

fuck butler

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

Wall

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

Wall

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Fuck your face

Tattoos for everyone! said...

mize

tem said...

wrasslemania recap?

Blue said...

"wrasslemania recap?"

two dudes yelled at each other, then they ran around the ring, then they hugged for a while in speedos.

then one guy laid on top of the other guy because he loved him, and that was the end.

lots of mullets were shown in the crowd

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

"wrasslemania recap?"

no thanks

Contract the Gophers said...

My neighbor's kids were rocking around in their pool yesterday. Fucking water is about 65° right now. That's way too fucking cold.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


-For swimming pools: 75 degrees minimum (ideally 82-85). For lakes and ocean...at least 70

JFreak said...

Did no one else wake up?

JFreak said...

I am Sparkakis.

JFreak said...

No, I am Sparkakis.

Blue said...

"Howard is hitting .538 after the Phillies first three games, and is now on the board in the power department. Howard's average will of course fall quite a bit as the season goes on due to his strikeout rate"


really? you don't think Ryan Howard will continue to hit .538 the rest of the season

Contract the Gophers said...

""No milk or ice cream"


Why would you give up milk?"



-Dairy can exacerbate autoimmune disorders like Chrones; I think it was the perfect thing for Keith to give up for lent. See if you feel better; if so, think about extending, or at least cutting back after lent is over. The fact that you admittedly drink so much milk may make the tie in with Chrones more likely
-Getting rid of gluten has been tough, but has made a huge difference with my RA.


Plus, while I love milk, it's health benefits are way overrated anyway; at least for those over 3 y/o.

JFreak said...

"explaining to me what Battlestar Galactica is:"

Tricia Helfer being hot.

JFreak said...

"really? you don't think Ryan Howard will continue to hit .538 the rest of the season"

This seems reasonable.

JFreak said...

Cam Newton is Akili Smith 3.0, right?

JFreak said...

Reggie is a sore loser.

JFreak said...

This is the 19th comment.

tem said...

when you give up something for lent you can have it on sundays.

little known fact i guess.


sundays are not part of the 40 days of lent.

Spaceman Spiff said...

anyone else see NELSON!s homer yesterday, didnt look like he got it that good and it went opposite field upper deck. a lot of his bombs look easy

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Back in December, Pheonix Suns star Steve Nash filed for divorce from his wife just a day after she had a baby. Since then new information has surface about the separation.

Nash married Alejandra Amarilla in 2005 but broke up a few months before the baby was born after rumors of cheating allegations. The allegations were confirmed when Aljejandra gave birth to a black baby."

brutal

El Padrino said...

"wrasslemania recap?"

19-0

Spaceman Spiff said...

PHENOM 19-0

*fized

El Padrino said...

good fix

El Padrino said...

The allegations were confirmed when Aljejandra gave birth to a black baby."

brutal


hilarity

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"Dairy can exacerbate autoimmune disorders like Chrones; I think it was the perfect thing for Keith to give up for lent. See if you feel better; if so, think about extending, or at least cutting back after lent is over. The fact that you admittedly drink so much milk may make the tie in with Chrones more likely"


MY NINJA!

JFreak said...

Keith's body is broken.

JFreak said...

(your face is broken)

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

"Reggie is a sore loser."

your face is a sore loser

JFreak said...

My face hasn't lost.

Boom.

El Padrino said...

I made vanilla & chocolate chip cookies cast night. Winning.

suite hdh

El Padrino said...

keef pic

Cheater

JFreak said...

By the way, TP, pretty sure you've served your name/pic time.

El Padrino said...

Transocean had its "best year in safety performance" despite the explosion of its Deepwater Horizon rig that left 11 dead and oil gushing into the Gulf of Mexico, the world's largest offshore-rig company said in a securities filing.


what a joke

Cheater said...

boom.

roasted

tem said...

your face is a joke

El Padrino said...

sbarro bankrupt

face

Jugdish said...

chris rock on the mess

Jugdish said...

i thought the "use the other teams gloves" was hilarity

JFreak said...

"Arvydas Sabonis elected to the Hall of Fame via International committee. Player in Europe who also played with Trail Blazers."

Apparently Arvydas Sabonis is a better basketball player than Reggie Miller.

Who knew?

El Padrino said...

i did

Jugdish said...

Who knew?


The International Committee

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

"i did"

^^^^^^

JFreak said...

"i did"

That bait is terrible.

Even Knicks fans aren't that stupid.

Spaceman Spiff said...

HOF indicating they want him to stop commentating

El Padrino said...

i know the knicks making the playoffs barely a .500 team is awful but the pacers making the playoffs like 17 games under .500 is deplorable

JFreak said...

"the pacers making the playoffs like 17 games under .500 is deplorable"

Agreed, but it's only 8 games under.

El Padrino said...

oh i thought it was more, still gross

Cheater said...

"sbarro bankrupt

face"


last week's comments

Cheater said...

Your face is deplorable

El Padrino said...

im hearing shaka smart o nc state

El Padrino said...

i wanna marry kate upton

Blue said...

arvydis sabonis was one of the greatest centers of all time.

he dominated international play.

by the time he came over to the nba he was old and his knees were washed up

I have no problem with him being in the HOF

El Padrino said...

blue knows

Cheater said...

reggie miller was a slightly blacker jeff hornacek. Great shooter, but not a hall of famer

El Padrino said...

FACE

El Padrino said...

and his sister had a bigger dong than him

Cheater said...

your face has a bigger dong than him

El Padrino said...

hollywood needs to stop with this russel brand shit

El Padrino said...

"your face has a bigger dong than him"

winning

Cheater said...

"hollywood needs to stop with this russel brand shit"


LP knows

El Padrino said...

and if i see another promo of harry potter being licked by some human dressed as a dog im gonna burn shit to the ground

Cheater said...

terrorist

El Padrino said...

"The Mets are 2-1 now, on pace to win 108 games like the 1986 team. The club, inspired by Collins’ humble leadership, is destined for greatness."

face

s

Jugdish said...

stache?

Cheater said...

mize is going to bust out his Mullin jersey today

tem said...

mize is going to bust out on your face today

tem said...

wall block

Jugdish said...

good job

tem said...

again

tem said...

TCS scores:

remember, freak, tp, jug, beth, el pad, blue, keith and spiff are still in it.

only showing the people currently winning. so if you don't see your name that means you are losing

keith ahead by 5
freak ahead by 4
tp ahead by 11
jug ahead by 1

Spaceman Spiff said...

your face is losing

Spaceman Spiff said...

hilarity

Cheater said...

hsil got pulled over yesterday because she cut off a cop. I can't imagine the amount of tears that flowed

tem said...

i bet she got out of the ticket

El Padrino said...

i was doing the dougie in the shower this morning and almost busted my ass, had to grab for the shower liner and i ripped it, pole withstood the force, got lucky

El Padrino said...

keith ahead by 5
freak ahead by 4
tp ahead by 11
jug ahead by 1


keef wins

fixed

Spaceman Spiff said...

low center of gravity saved you

Spaceman Spiff said...

average center of gravity

*fized

/EP

El Padrino said...

dem tits and dat ass

Blue said...

dem tits

Blue said...

dat ass

Blue said...

i assume i'm dueling TP

Blue said...

only because i'm so far behind

Blue said...

or i guess he's so far ahead

Blue said...

he's had a lot of good "your face" jokes

Blue said...

and i've had none of those

Blue said...

too bad premie z's don't count for anything this year

Jugdish said...

your face doesn't count for anything

Blue said...

i'm leading the league in premature e-z-aculation

Blue said...

"bed skirt resigned"


ha, tem got umiaqed

Blue said...

my face resigned

Blue said...

the charlie sheen show is so bad it's good

Blue said...

not worth $150 to see though probably

Blue said...

martin kaymer is the #1 player in Golf?

Blue said...

i don't even know who that guy is

Blue said...

blue is handling the natty business

Blue said...

O:FB?


i guess that lockout really is hurting some players

JFreak said...

Blue is talking too much.

Cheater said...

"i bet she got out of the ticket"

si

Cheater said...

LP is too holier then now to put his pics in a sfw url

Cheater said...

blue's dem tits and dat ass were nicer then now

Cheater said...

"ha, tem got umiaqed"


tem doesn't even play anymore and he still makes longer words than H makes. If this was 3 letter words with friends, H would rule the world

Spaceman Spiff said...

your face needs a sfw url

Cheater said...

look at that natty

Cheater said...

"your face needs a sfw url"


Yep, because it's a motorboating sonofabitch

Blue said...

" If this was 3 letter words with friends, H would rule the world"

he would have to fight jug for that title

Blue said...

"LP is too holier then now to put his pics in a sfw url"

you're not at work

Cheater said...

"you're not at work"


Oh, but I am

Blue said...

franzia doesn't just sell itself these days?

Cheater said...

It does sell itself, but someone has to order and stock it

Blue said...

personally i lean more to the black box, when i'm in the market for beverages from a cardboard box.

Cheater said...

Black Box is good if you're a bag in the box wino

Spaceman Spiff said...

your face needs a paper bag then a box

Cheater said...

There's a new-ish box wine called Octavin. It's not bad. The box is octagon shaped

Cheater said...

dat as.

Cheater said...

"your face needs a paper bag then a box"

You're better than that, spiff

Cheater said...

But your face isn't.

Cheater said...

Breer's are 0-4

Blue said...

feer the breers

Blue said...

buck showalter has the o's legit huh?

Blue said...

wall

Spaceman Spiff said...

dat ass

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

bad tps day

Jugdish said...

you also had a bad face day

Cheater said...

"buck showalter has the o's legit huh?"


He couldn't make your face legit

El Padrino said...

wall

El Padrino said...

"buck showalter has the o's legit huh?"

did you not read the preview?

El Padrino said...

cuz its on there

El Padrino said...

is it true if you hit a natty z and it included a wall you get 50 TCS points

like unlocking a bonus board on super mario bros?

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

your face is like super mario bros

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

Wall

H said...

I'm getting umiaqed on wwf. Keef is having his way with me and I'm getting shot for letters. Rest assured there will be a rematch.

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

shot letters are the worse*

H said...

Damn autocorrect

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

your face needs autocorrect

Tyler said...

Hey, CBS finally discovered that "In the Air Tonight" cover by Nonpoint from like 5 years ago. Way to stay current CBS!

Tyler said...

"You gotta bring your strong hat and your vice grips today" - Clark Kellogg

Tyler said...

"...we saw them them play pretty good basketball in the same scene-ario..." - Clark Kellogg

Tyler said...

Thank God they only allow Clark Kellogg to announce for a limited time during the year.

Tyler said...

He is terrible.

Tyler said...

Oh man, if I lived in Indiana and was a Pacers fan, I would shoot myself because he calls Pacers games.

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

Oh man, if I lived in Indiana and was a Pacers fan, I would shoot myself.

fixed

H said...

For the record, H loves Nonpoint.

H said...

For your viewing pleasure

Mock away, Keef.

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

"For the record, H loves Nonpoint."

for the record, I think that cover was more than 5 years ago

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

"For your viewing pleasure"

safari cannot download this file

H said...

Wow this was a game at halftime... I guess butler remember that they are butler. Sorry freak.

H said...

I don't know if it was someone to crown a player maybe even an announcer, but someone just dropped large f bomb

Cheater said...

Oh man, if I lived in Indiana I would shoot myself.

fixed****

Spaceman Spiff said...

butler shot 18.8%, jeebus

Cheater said...

Butler's 15 minutes are up

S

Cheater said...

Block

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

your face is a block

Cheater said...

Your face is black

Cheater said...

So they're saying that the baby that Nash's wife had is Jason richardson's

Cheater said...

I'm downloading mike tyson's main event app now. I heard it's pretty suite

Spaceman Spiff said...

"So they're saying that the baby that Nash's wife had is Jason richardson's'

saw the whole black baby/jrich story was false, but didnt mention it due to the earlier hilarity

saw a pic of the kid, it aint black

Spaceman Spiff said...

could still be tony parkers kid though

Cheater said...

That's disappointing

Cheater said...

Just like your face

Spaceman Spiff said...

cool story

Spaceman Spiff said...

your face should be named nubbs

Cheater said...

Your face has nubs

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking big least

Cheater said...

I'm glad I didn't see any of the game. Looks like it was fugly, like your face

Jugdish said...

i missed the game too....suite

Cheater said...

VCU coach Shaka Smart is staying with the Rams after leading them on a surprising Final Four run.
The school said Monday that Smart has agreed to a new eight-year contract at VCU. Details of that deal will be released once the contract is signed, but a source told the Richmond Times-Dispatch that the new deal will pay Smart $1.2 million in base pay annually.

Jugdish said...

that aitch link didn't play for me

Jugdish said...

that the new deal will pay Smart $1.2 million in base pay annually.



it still sucks he has to work for a living

/mize

Cheater said...

that aitch link didn't play for me



Same here. Gave me the same message that tp said

Cheater said...

it still sucks he has to work for a living


Ha

Cheater said...

What is bleu's wwf name

Jugdish said...

tuck7612

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

your face is a tuck

Cheater said...

Breer's bullpen is good

Cheater said...

Jack Wilson had a suite 4-3 double play today

Cheater said...

Wall

Cheater said...

Wall

Jugdish said...

wall

tem said...

round 1 or whatever is over

Jugdish said...

i may have butlered the tcs

tem said...

your last wall gave you the win. el pad will be pissed.

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