Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Fucking Car Dealers

dude who lives 2 doors down from me owns his own little used car dealership.

He helped us get our newest car for a super cheap deal. As part of the deal we told him he could sell our old car (which we still had a loan on). So we were going to continue to make payments until he could get it sold. He thought he could sell it in less than 30 days so we wouldn't have to make another payment. Well, he did, he found a guy and sold him the car.

Here's where shit gets interesting. So he calls and says he wants to come by and pick up the title today. I told him, we have to pay off the loan before we get the title for the car. He was confused. I told him, the bank holds the title until you pay off the loan, you know that. He seemed to think the car was paid for free and clear. Because I just shit money I guess.

So now he's trying to figure out what we all can do to get this straightened out, but worst case scenario is that i'm fucked because I'll end up getting the car given back to me and I'll have to make payments on it again. Even though we walked through the whole process with him from the beginning.

I can't make this shit up.

Rockies and Mets got rained out. Stupid El Nino.

Lakers are plowing the spurs right now in a competition to see who can finish the season on a worse* slide.

LOV Summit II. Blue wants to go. He has to figure out how to convince cmblue. Maybe diamonds, i don't know. I heard Tyler knows a good florist. Maybe I can send her to see her parents that week, that would make her happy.

the thunder has been talking shit trying to get a little rivalry started with the nuggets. Kind of funny for a team that hasn't won anything yet, acting like they're the lakers or some shit. They'll be the best team in the West next year, but that's next year young fellas, calm down.

I hate Manu Ginobli, with the intense kind of hate that would make me want to punch him in the nose if I ever saw him. By all accounts he a nice enough guy, but he's a douche.

This is the most effort i've put into a post in a while and it's complete and total crap.

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Jugdish said...

hola

Jugdish said...

you know i dont speak spanish

Jugdish said...

i was on tv last night apparently

Jugdish said...

dat ass

nsfw

Jugdish said...

dem tits

Jugdish said...

one of the morning shows does this thing called "second date updates". Two people go out on a first date and one of them thinks it went well, but the other doesn't return the call...so they call the radio station and have them call the other person to find out why

Jugdish said...

it has been mildly entertaining at the least

Jugdish said...

i got hosed on the zbb song yesterday...good tune.

Jugdish said...

got one dollar tix yesterday...stadium less than half full. seat nazis don't care...bastards

Jugdish said...

i need to catch up on words with friends

Jugdish said...

this guy is an idiot...

H said...

Nice post, Freak.

H said...

Bed time. Entertain yourselves while I'm gone.

Jugdish said...

didn't see any comments supporting his stance from that article...

Jugdish said...

15

Jugdish said...

so blue buys a stolen car and wonders why its not going smoothly

Jugdish said...

blue: the guy i bought the stolen car from seemed like a real straight shooter.

Jugdish said...

colder weather

Jugdish said...

If tem switches to Friday, I'll switch to Friday


I'm cming up friday...should be there around 3 pm

Jugdish said...

Or maybe they have a dueling piano bar


they do...pete's piano bar on 6th street is awesome

Jugdish said...

I'm weird about karaoke. I'll only sing certain songs with certain people.


mize will sing "stand by your man" with deluxe, and that's it

Jugdish said...

Can we find an actual dive to go to this time? NFW I'm dropping $30 on 4 shots again.


you can spend $30 on 8 shots

Blue said...

"one of the morning shows does this thing called "second date updates". Two people go out on a first date and one of them thinks it went well, but the other doesn't return the call...so they call the radio station and have them call the other person to find out why"

when John J and Rich were on in the morning here (syndicated show out of PHX) they always did this

Jugdish said...

houstonians pissed off about the shuttle snub...can't blame them. stupid politics

Beth said...

"By all accounts he a nice enough guy, but he's a douche."

So he's not a nice enough guy, got it.

/keef

Blue said...

"this guy is an idiot..."


obviously that guy is not a sportsfan

Beth said...

And I can't decide which I find more enthralling, all the LOV talk about Summit II flight times or all the LOV talk about words used in that word app game y'all are playing.

s

Jugdish said...

damn blue

Blue said...

"houstonians pissed off about the shuttle snub...can't blame them. stupid politics"

c'mon, you know nobody wants to go to Houston

Jugdish said...

maybe we need a Lordz of Words with Friends blog

Beth said...

"maybe we need a Lordz of Words with Friends blog"

Nah, I'm just being a bitch. (ns)

Blue said...

with the little amount of traffic we have here anymore, it's probably not necessary to have a seperate place for anything

El Padrino said...

yeah beth the wwf talk is fucking gay

El Padrino said...

i dont have time for that shit

Jugdish said...

i wish my phone could play that shit



fixed

Jugdish said...

i wish i was going to the summit


fixed

Blue said...

beth could play wwf against me

Blue said...

it's april bro

Jugdish said...

Nah, I'm just being a bitch. (ns)



i couldn't be with a woman who is being a bitch

/mize

El Padrino said...

i like the summitt talk

El Padrino said...

and i want to go too

but i also want a zorse and a pot of gold

Jugdish said...

why do you want a zorse?

Beth said...

"i couldn't be with a woman who is being a bitch

/mize"


Add me to the list of those who love this era.

Beth said...

"i like the summitt talk"

RIF. I wasn't bitching about the summit talk in general, just the flight time talk.

Blue said...

beth doesn't like airlines

Jugdish said...

Lp

Blue said...

beth, how bout if I fly into ATL and you ride with me to Austin?

Jugdish said...

I'm not from jersey

/Lp

Jugdish said...

I wasn't bitching


twss

Blue said...

yes, that is what she said.

you can see it in her comment

Beth said...

"beth, how bout if I fly into ATL and you ride with me to Austin?"

Are you sure you can afford that? I heard recently that contrary to LOV opinion you actually DON'T shit money.

Blue said...

yes, flights from Denver to ATL are cheap

Blue said...

as long as i'm willing to fly coach

Beth said...

"yes, flights from Denver to ATL are cheap"

Yeah, but I'm not.

Blue said...

don't worry, i'll buy you some boiled peanuts when we have to stop for gas

Jugdish said...

are you going to drive her in your stolen car?

Blue said...

it's not the car I bought that's the problem, it's the car i'm trying to sell

Jugdish said...

your face is the problem

Blue said...

no, my face is the solution

Beth said...

"don't worry, i'll buy you some boiled peanuts when we have to stop for gas"

I'm impressed you know about boiled peanuts. (ns)

El Padrino said...

"why do you want a zorse?"

who doesnt want a zorse?

El Padrino said...

beth, how bout if I fly into ATL and you ride me to Austin?

*ficced

El Padrino said...

rain all day today too blue

Blue said...

"rain all day today too blue"

east coast bias

Jugdish said...

who doesnt want a zorse?


i don't want a zorse

Jugdish said...

beth, how bout if I fly into ATL and you ride me to Austin?


do i still get the boiled peanuts?

/beth

tem said...

"i got hosed on the zbb song yesterday...good tune."


nope. it is their worse*

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

"And I can't decide which I find more enthralling, all the LOV talk about Summit II flight times or all the LOV talk about words used in that word app game y'all are playing."



You're a competitive person, you know you wish you had the app

El Padrino said...

"rain all day today too blue"

east coast bias


shitty nyc spring weather

monday clear 75, today rain 45

Jugdish said...

nope. it is their worse*


the worse of zbb is still pretty good

tem said...

not good enough for tcs points

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

NOT

tem said...

link some john arthur martinez up in this bitch.

Jugdish said...

-5 was pretty harsh...like your face

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Jug is all whiny

Jugdish said...

Jug is all whiny



no, im thirsty

Blue said...

"Jug is all whiny"


TWSS

Blue said...

"no, im thirsty"


winey?

tem said...

i'm getting to austin thursday.

leaving either sunday night or monday morning.

Blue said...

well if tem changes to Friday, i might go

Jugdish said...

can i get a recap on flight times?

/beth

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

nY parents are the best

El Padrino said...

fucking crazy, someone else did that exact thing years ago i remember

fucking women, you dont see dudes doing crazy shit like that

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

There was a lady in NC or SC who did something similar, but she let the car go in the river with her kids in it and she got charged with murder. Sharon smith or something like that was her name I think

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Close. Susan smith

Jugdish said...

there was a dude who works with nasa...his wife drowned their 5 kids in the tub a few years back. rusty yates is hisname...do you remember that story?

Jugdish said...

lots of debate around here that he was just as much at fault as she was. she is in some mental home. he got nothing

El Padrino said...

There was a lady in NC or SC who did something similar, but she let the car go in the river with her kids in it and she got charged with murder. Sharon smith or something like that was her name I think


good god that's far worse

El Padrino said...

i welcome wwf talk right about now

awful talk

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

there was a dude who works with nasa...his wife drowned their 5 kids in the tub a few years back. rusty yates is hisname...do you remember that story?



Yep

El Padrino said...

UPDATE: Seattle school renames Easter eggs 'Spring Spheres'...

the fuck is this shit

tem said...

Columbus (CMH) to Dallas (DFW) 09/22/11 6:35 pm - 8:15 pm
Dallas (DFW) to Austin (AUS) 09/22/11 9:05 pm - 10:00 pm
Austin (AUS) to Dallas (DFW) 09/26/11 9:50 am - 10:55 am
Dallas (DFW) to Columbus (CMH) 09/26/11 11:45 am - 3:05 pm

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

"When I took them out of the bag, the teacher said, 'Oh look, spring spheres' and all the kids were like 'Wow, Easter eggs.' So they knew," Jessica said.



Duh

tem said...

do i need to book my own hotel in austin for thursday?

Beth said...

"Columbus (CMH) to Dallas (DFW) 09/22/11 6:35 pm - 8:15 pm
Dallas (DFW) to Austin (AUS) 09/22/11 9:05 pm - 10:00 pm
Austin (AUS) to Dallas (DFW) 09/26/11 9:50 am - 10:55 am
Dallas (DFW) to Columbus (CMH) 09/26/11 11:45 am - 3:05 pm"

You forgot your seat assignments.

Blue said...

"there was a dude who works with nasa...his wife drowned their 5 kids in the tub a few years back. rusty yates is hisname...do you remember that story?"

was that the chick who wore the nasa diaper so she wouldn't have to stop to take a shit

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Andrew Bynum awkwardly sprawled onto the court, staying down for an uncomfortably long moment. The 7-foot center then walked cautiously to the locker room with more than one teammate staring at his perpetually problematic knees.



Goddam frahjeelay

Beth said...

"was that the chick who wore the nasa diaper so she wouldn't have to stop to take a shit"

Different crazy chick.

Jugdish said...

do i need to book my own hotel in austin for thursday?



yeah i wont get there until friday afternoon

Jugdish said...

You forgot your seat assignments.



your face

Jugdish said...

Different crazy chick.



i couldn't be with a chick who wears diapers

/mize

Beth said...

From what I remember about the Rusty Yates story, the wife/mom kept having severe postpartum depression but they kept having kids and he left her alone with the kids anyway.

Or something like that.

Beth said...

"You forgot your seat assignments.

your face"


Jug, if you think it's the guy who sits on the girl's face, you're doing it wrong.

El Padrino said...

josh hamilton play was super fucking dumb

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

crazy

tem said...

sheraton?

tem said...

*which sheraton are we staying at?

Jugdish said...

yeah...need the link?

Jugdish said...

this one

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fucking crazy, someone else did that exact thing years ago i remember"

the linked article talks about it

"There was a lady in NC or SC who did something similar, but she let the car go in the river with her kids in it and she got charged with murder. Sharon smith or something like that was her name I think"

her name/story is at the end of the article you linked

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Final

Keefknows 389
Thebender12 294

Spaceman Spiff said...

keef saw NY, mom, dead children and immediately linked it

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

"her name/story is at the end of the article you linked"

They changed the end of that article. When I linked it, I swear it mentioned the lady who drove her van into oncoming traffic and kilt 8 people including herself, but didn't mention those other stories that are there now

Ns

Spaceman Spiff said...

makes sense, i was looking for an update time

Blue said...

"They changed the end of that article. When I linked it, I swear it mentioned the lady who drove her van into oncoming traffic and kilt 8 people including herself, but didn't mention those other stories that are there now"


that's a true story..

I read the article and all it mentioned was the pot smoking crazy chick in the car

Spaceman Spiff said...

fucking popovich

Jugdish said...

Final

Keefknows 389
Thebender12 294



umiaqued

Spaceman Spiff said...

has O:FB crossed the line

nah

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

Yug

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Might be better than the govt rate

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

I read the article and all it mentioned was the pot smoking crazy chick in the car



DOUBLUE DRAGON!

Jugdish said...

ill check it out

Spaceman Spiff said...

upton 478 foot bomb

carpenter got raped last night

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

ill check it out


Being born in '56 will pay off


S

Jugdish said...

im not paying $1,974 a night!

s

Jugdish said...

tp can book the rooms and we can stay for rough $10 a night

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

I can't date a guy who won't pay $1974/night for a hotel

/mize

Tyler said...

Proflowers.com. Click on the mic in the upper right hand corner and enter my name, "Tyler" for a FREE glass vase!

Tyler said...

I'm kidding. If you go to proflowers, enter Colin or any other ESPN radio host's name to get your free glass vase.

Jugdish said...

I'm kidding. If you go to proflowers, enter Colin or any other ESPN radio host's name to get your free glass vase.


lp do it...then ask about the summit on the card

Tyler said...

Dammit, I've got back-to-back meetings to go to right now. This week has sucked big time already.

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

lp do it...then ask about the summit on the card



Fuck that, the shipping is too much

/lp

El Padrino said...

upton 478 foot bomb

carpenter got raped last night

FATBURGER!

El Padrino said...

why do auditors have to be so frumpy, wouldnt it behoove the bank to hire hot chicks for auditors

would make men (not me) but weaker men uncomfortable maybe, maybe slip up and catch themsleves in a mess

El Padrino said...

this bitch looks like cathy from the comic strips

Jugdish said...

i couldn't date a hot chick who is an auditor

/mize

Blue said...

Big 4 audit firms hire hot chicks fresh out of college.

then they all quit within the first year because the job sucks balls and they expect you to work 80hrs/week during the busy season.

or, they get fat because they have no free time, so by the time they're seniors (audit lingo) they're fat and fugly

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

"would make men (not me) but weaker men uncomfortable maybe"


hilarity

Blue said...

I could never date a man that was uncomfortable around hot women

/mize

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

that would be the perfect man for mize

El Padrino said...

auditors disgust me

Tyler said...

why do auditors have to be so frumpy, wouldnt it behoove the bank to hire hot chicks for auditors

The last company would hire auditors every year and never got a frumpy looking dude ever. They were all in their late twenties and there was at least one hot chick every time. But they did pretty much all drive terrible, beat-up cars.

I ♥ Sweater Vests said...

your face disgusts me

Jugdish said...

brasky

El Padrino said...

in my industry all the auditors are frumpy women and fat dudes that look like registered sex offenders

Jugdish said...

in my industry all the auditors are frumpy women and fat dudes (not me) that look like registered sex offenders



fixed

Keef said...

good fix

El Padrino said...

wish espn would put josh ham on the DL already

El Padrino said...

"He's a good person. I'm sure it was the passion in the moment...If I could see [the Coit's] in person, I'd tell them my heart goes out to them," Raul Barrera Sr."

ok Raul, good people dont stab thier girlfriends to death. almost decapitating them

passion in the moment is a good firm slap ( i would never) not 17 stab wounds

Jugdish said...

he was very passionate about stabbing her

Contract the Gophers said...

Tem & I are supposebly* getting there on Thursday


I may go this route asswell; I was planning Fri-Mon b/c I didn't know anyone planned on being there Thursday

Jugdish said...

passion in the moment is a good firm slap


twss

Keef said...

"I may go this route asswell; I was planning Fri-Mon b/c I didn't know anyone planned on being there Thursday"

suite

Keef said...

Veteran slugger Delgado retires with 473 HRs


I didn't know he wasn't already retired

Keef said...

kod

El Padrino said...

im sorry i might have asked this but getting to texas on thursday, for what reason?

tem said...

why not?

Blue said...

"for what reason?"

LoV summit

tem said...

i am getting there thursday night.

like 10pm

Blue said...

we should make t-shirts

Blue said...

"i went to the LOV Summit II and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"

Contract the Gophers said...

"im sorry i might have asked this but getting to texas on thursday, for what reason?"


because if I am going to take the time and expense to get out there, I'm going to stay as long as I possibly can; airfare ain't gonna be much different Fri-Mon, or Thurs-Sun, or Thurs-Mon

Jugdish said...

or trainfare

/mize

Blue said...

must weight difference in airfare compared to extra night lodging

Jugdish said...

O:FLA

Contract the Gophers said...

kind of like Meiz said....


I don't even bother going down to mpls if I can't stay at least 3 nights

Jugdish said...

we should make t-shirts


no

/cmblue

Jugdish said...

i can't be with a guy who won't go at least 3 nights

/mize

Blue said...

if i can get this whole car thing figured out, I might be able to go


but it's april bro

Contract the Gophers said...

"kod" (link)


"Grand Casino Hinckley"


damn, I was hoping one of the local ones; would have gone for sure if it were at Shooting Star, Northern Lights, Seven Clans or even the Grand Casino in Mille Lacs

El Padrino said...

i refuse to read this, maybe someone else can for me

El Padrino said...

"because if I am going to take the time and expense to get out there, I'm going to stay as long as I possibly can; airfare ain't gonna be much different Fri-Mon, or Thurs-Sun, or Thurs-Mon"

i think the opposite, because it will end up costing me more, cuz i roll hard

El Padrino said...

but it's april bro


^^^^^^^^

funny thing is i'm not even kidding when i say this

i'll know if im going like july and it wont be a wife issue will be a money issue

Jugdish said...

tp just umiaqued me with a 105 point word

Jugdish said...

aquae

Todd Packer said...

Aquae... sorry Jug, I tried aqua and then tried my remaining letters to hit the triple word.... Never heard of aquae

Jugdish said...

H...are you still looking at changing your flight?

Do you want to try thursday night? I could drive up that night too.

tem said...

my seats are

14f
14f

10f
10f

Beth said...

Thanks Tem, I can rest easier now knowing that.

tem said...

they are window seats

tem said...

my seats are:


1A through 1C
1A through 1C

1A through 1C
1A through 1C

/blue

El Padrino said...

my seats are:

Like a G6, like a G6

/blue

Beth said...

Wouldn't it be meiz or H with the multiple seats, since the airline made them buy extra since they couldn't fit in just 1?

Jugdish said...

1A through 1C
1A through 1C

1A through 1C
1A through 1C

/blue



same here

/rev

Jugdish said...

we could get rev to go to the sumit if we told him it was a facebook summit

Jugdish said...

i sent an invite to bo jones too...haven't heard back yet

Jugdish said...

mize should get a yob as a flight attendent...free flights

Jugdish said...

mize

Jugdish said...

i need to take a day off and go to one of the astros day games during the week

tem said...

wwf constantly loses my keith games

Jugdish said...

umiaqued

Jugdish said...

try reinstalling it. i had to do that a lot, but they've worked out some bugs

tem said...

i just reinstalled it like a week ago.

H said...

"And I can't decide which I find more enthralling, all the LOV talk about Summit II flight times or all the LOV talk about words used in that word app game y'all are playing."

Well if you weren't a communist, you'd be participating in the summit.

Jugdish said...

try uninstalling the cheater app...sometimes they conflict

/H

tem said...

try uninstalling your face

tem said...

1st softball game tonight.

i am not excited.

H said...

"has O:FB crossed the line"

They have had that promotion for years.

H said...

Block

H said...

Block

Jugdish said...

bnu

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