Friday, April 08, 2011

Friday

Just about a full week of beisbol has past and everything is already in place. Texas, Cincy two surprise teams from last year clearly were no fluke and no it's not too early to tell. Boston being 0-6 with the Yanks coming in is hilarity.

What do you suppose that valet kid said to Gloria James that set that bitch off? Maybe a Delonte dig? Or something bad about bron bron? I'd like to know.

Rose won the MVP last night. Again.

Man I feel for the guy, really I do, especially since his wife and kid were with him but media is making a huge deal out of this giant fan getting his shit rocked. I don;t see the outrage anywhere else. Like searching for the kids in the taco shop fight.

I guess you guys want me to talk about golf now. There is a big tournament going on where the winner gets to don a green jacket. Ugly as hell that thing. Anyway Tiger won't win because he has the clap so there I talked about it.

NFL locked out. Still. And draft fast approaching. They tell me no trades can go down. Getting tired of this.

Stickball is cool. Youz ever play stickball? Kickball was tight too.

Backroom casting couch is fun.

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Jugdish said...

hungover

Jugdish said...

O:FB

Todd Packer said...

Wall

Todd Packer said...

mvn chills on lovad

rip mvn

Todd Packer said...

mize's zeke theory made me laugh

Todd Packer said...

iam, zeke and mvn.... No mention of wc

Jugdish said...

who was the dude from corpus christi? i seem to remember someone from there on this blog

Todd Packer said...

ebnx ??

tem said...

scores so far:

as. - 37
Freak - 3

TP - 28
JUg - 53

tem said...

yeah eb in texas

tem said...

anti-wall

tem said...

what's worse...people posting "wall" or people posting junk just so there won't be a wall?

tem said...

so far i have for my dad's age guesses:

jug - 65
keith - 64

tem said...

does jug get time off when the gov't shuts down?

tem said...

15

tem said...

average raise for a kenyon grad this month is 400%.

i am going to have to pitch that fact to my bosses.

Contract the Gophers said...

cool, I see UMD (Minni-Duluth) made the NCAA college hockey championship in St. Paul

next best thing to Bemidji making it

tem said...

SI power poll: Pirates are 10th.

Contract the Gophers said...

I see Nagasaki broke his leg



bummer

Contract the Gophers said...

I better ketchup last night AD, sounds like some good stuff

tem said...

i am still waiting for kod vs bank story

Contract the Gophers said...

"My Zeke theory of the night.

He was lying about not selling coke and got popped the 1st time he quit LoV. And because he couldn't quit the game, he got hemmed up on a long term charge in 2009."



lying about selling coke? I must have missed any and all Zeke-coke related stories

tem said...

i missed zeke related coke stories too. but it is a solid theory nonetheless.

Contract the Gophers said...

i am still waiting for kod vs bank story


after further discussions with sdkod2, it probably won't be a very interesting meeting.

She hearts her bank; I guess they were the only one's who would give her and her fiance accounts and lines of credit.

I'm going in there, but more just to lecture and to make sure something like that doesn't happen again.


But I guess that means less work for me, and between the work stuff, taxes, and estate/probate stuff going on now...that's probably a good thing

tem said...

them adding interest to the repayment is bullshit.

tem said...

zeke got married and had to give up LOV.

Contract the Gophers said...

but it is a solid theory nonetheless.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^



My theory is that he lost his job, had to go on welfare, and was too shamed to come back here (remember how he had just lost his old job he had for a while, and had just started another one that didn't sound all that great the way he told it)


s, that would only happen if his girl left him; I remember her family had dough

tem said...

yeah she was loaded.

he is probably working for her pops.

kissing his ass left and right and being a good "i married into money" husband.

El Padrino said...

i just shot him an email

Contract the Gophers said...

my closest buddy growing up (and best man at my wedding) married into money

I mean, it's not why he married her (she's attractive and very cool) but man, what a bonus to have a spouse pulling in 6 figures. I'm not gonna lie, I'm a bit jealous

El Padrino said...

i prefer making more than my spouse

tem said...

femtem might make more then* me

tem said...

but neither of us makes 6 figures unless you count the cents.

El Padrino said...

what does femtem do

El Padrino said...

im tired of breakfast

Jugdish said...

does jug get time off when the gov't shuts down?

yes

Jugdish said...

i prefer making more than my spouse


cgjid doesnt make more than me, but id have no issues if she did

Jugdish said...

zeke got grounded...that's my theory

Jugdish said...

i just took a 30 minute nap at work...suite

Jugdish said...

i prefer making more than my spouse


i prefer being taller than my spouse


/cmep

Jugdish said...

we have gotten the govt shutdown briefing about once a month ever since the new fiscal year started. I imagine they will just do another continuing resolution

Jugdish said...

are wwf words or victories included in tcs scoring? maybe next year

tem said...

femtem is a drug dealer

tem said...

wwf might be in the finals.

Jugdish said...

H is umiaqing me on wwf

El Padrino said...

oh right pharamacist

El Padrino said...

good deal

Jugdish said...

wwf might be in the finals.


and the country music videos

Jugdish said...

and the dong pics


/Lp

tem said...

country music talk falls under "good comment"

H said...

"O:FB"


Jugfast

Blue said...

i believe zeke was a coke dealer

tem said...

like coca cola?

Jugdish said...

"O:FB"


Jugfast


it just feels good to see

Jugdish said...

so does Rose = mvp

tem said...

no, rose is a flower

tem said...

mvp = most valuable player

Jugdish said...

all i know is he calls all the defensive plays and the guys really look up to him

tem said...

that's all you know?

tem said...

taking knowledge slow?

Contract the Gophers said...

"i prefer making more than my spouse"



that's weird to me (ns); is it a power/control issue?

Contract the Gophers said...

"i prefer being taller than my spouse"


me too; but that would eliminate 90% of the eligible dating pool

Blue said...

"so does Rose = mvp"

Pete Rose was banned from baseball

Contract the Gophers said...

I learnt yesterday that even if there is a shutdown, we're good until June.

that made me happy, since I'd be working either way, and I don't see a shutdown lasting more than 2 months (or even more than 2 weeks)

Blue said...

plus we're only a week into the season, kind of hard to pick an MVP right now

El Padrino said...

"that's weird to me (ns); is it a power/control issue?"

im old school

the woman gets a job to keep her busy but her main job is taking care of the kids and keeping a lovely house

my kids aint growing up in day care

tem said...

nope. they are growing up 3 inches in front of the tv.

Contract the Gophers said...

"Incumbent candidates for the Wisconsin Supreme Court generally get re-elected in a landslide. But in the general election on Tuesday, progressive JoAnne Kloppenburg closed the gap and won by a razor thin margin against conservative justice David Prosser!

The result was extremely close, and there's still a recount to grapple with, but this is a HUGE change from the primary where she lost 25% to 55% to conservative Justice David Prosser before Walker's attacks on workers began. And it's proof that the grassroots army that formed to battle Governor Scott Walker is a force to be reckoned with."



ahahaha; look out RNC, the Tea Party is turning into a very dangerous ally.

El Padrino said...

if cmep can make double what i make i'd do dishes and cook dinner no problem

Contract the Gophers said...

and that is true about state SC elections; incumbents win around 95-99% of the time

Contract the Gophers said...

my kids aint growing up in day care


fair enough (ns)



I wouldn't mind being a stay at home dad though, but that's just me

tem said...

i think kids when they are 0-2 would bore the crap out of me.

Jugdish said...

nope. they are growing up 3 inches in front of the tv.

ha

Jugdish said...

i think kids when they are 0-2 would bore the crap out of me.


newborns would bore the crap out of me...once they start developing personalities the seem more fun. my nephew is 20 months and he is a lot of fun

Jugdish said...

i think kids when they are 0-2 would bore the crap out of me.



your face bores the crap out of me

Blue said...

they're pretty boring until they're about 6 months old

they're still pretty awesome, but can be pretty boring

Blue said...

"oh look, he learned to hold his head up while doing tummy time"


that's not as exciting as it sounds, although when it's your kid, it's much more exciting

Jugdish said...

i like tummy time

/mize

Blue said...

i like tummy sticks

/mize


*ficced

El Padrino said...

they're pretty boring until they're about 6 months old

^this

Blue said...

wang is not accepted in WWF.

wft?

Jugdish said...

I'll accept it

/Lp

Blue said...

i accept it all the time


/beth

Blue said...

so does my face


/beth

tem said...

fag is not accepted in wwf

Cheater said...

"so far i have for my dad's age guesses:

jug - 65
keith - 64"



Tp guessed. 62.5 or something like that I think

Jugdish said...

neither is clit, jap, guido, queef, keef, queer, mize

Cheater said...

fag is not accepted in wwf



People love The Rock

tem said...

i missed his guess then.

Cheater said...

Me and the rock are not on speaking terms

/mize

Cheater said...

neither is clit, jap, guido, queef, keef, queer, mize


Cunty is not accepted either

Cheater said...

Nick Cannon is having second thoughts about he and his wife Mariah Carey taking nude photos together.
Carey, who is due to give birth to twins very soon, posed for the artistic flicks with her hubby of nearly three years, to commemorate the pregnancy.
"My children are going to have to see these pictures," Cannon said on his radio show. "It's a little weird. It's a little nasty. I mean, have you ever seen your parents naked? When they get older and their friends come over they will see the pictures and say, 'Your daddy's butt naked.'"



Wft?

Jugdish said...

i read 90% of the quotes you post before you post them.

JFreak said...

Tem's dad is 65.1

Spaceman Spiff said...

smackoff has begun

H said...

Hman7708 - 365
Thebender12 - 307

Suite*

Spaceman Spiff said...

for shame jug

H said...

Sorry jug. I accidentally declined. I started a new one and passed to you for the first move.

Jugdish said...

i delcined yours too...just started a new one

Jugdish said...

for shame jug



can't win them all

Tyler said...

What time are you guys leaving The Summit on Sunday?

Cheater said...

smackoff has begun


1 hour delay here. Goddamn daylight savings

Jugdish said...

What time are you guys leaving The Summit on Sunday?


H flies out of houston on Monday...so we can head back to houston anytime on sunday

H said...

First move "distance" for 61 points. Boom!

Jugdish said...

no wonder you kept cancelling those other games

Cheater said...

First move "distance" for 61 points. Boom!


We've seen that doesn't always work out for you

Cheater said...

Twss

Tyler said...

Ok, there's a flight at 7:30pm. I get to take the time machine on the way back so I'd get to LAX at 8:30.

Otherwise there's a 4pm flight, which means I'd probably have to start getting ready at noon to get outta there.

Cheater said...

no wonder you kept cancelling those other games



Ha

Cheater said...

If I can go to Tejas*, ahik*, I would go on Thursday and leave Sunday

El Padrino said...

why thersday*

Cheater said...

Thursday is a good party night

Tyler said...

I don't think anyone's getting there Thursday, so I'd have to get a room or check my bag at a hotel and roam the earf the entire night, Meiz-style.

Jugdish said...

fly into houston. if i have a softball game you can play with the sons of pitches

Jugdish said...

roam the earf the entire night, Meiz-style.



chuckle

El Padrino said...

there is like a 12% chance im going

Jugdish said...

that means there is an 88% chance you're a wussbag


s

Cheater said...

0% chance LP goes

Tyler said...

Bait-taken.

Cheater said...

fly into houston. if i have a softball game you can play with the sons of pitches




Can I call the plays? If so, chances just went up to 59.5%

Cheater said...

/lp

Tyler said...

Alright, tickets have been purchased. This had better be real and not a prank.

Arrive - Friday Sept 23 - 11:45am
Depart - Sunday Sept 25 - 7:30pm

Jugdish said...

we don't play defense...we just stand there until the other team scores 6 runs in the inning then its our turn to hit


s

Cheater said...

If I fly into Houston, ahik*, can jug stand there in the airport with an As. sign?

Tyler said...

If he does he has to wear the limo driver hat.

El Padrino said...

0% chance keef goes

Tyler said...

Bait-accepted. Points cross-cancel.

Cheater said...

"0% chance keef goes"


So your* saying there's a chance

Jugdish said...

If I fly into Houston, ahik*, can jug stand there in the airport with an As. sign?



yes

Cheater said...

"0% chance keef goes"


Also, very original

Jugdish said...

Alright, tickets have been purchased.



do i get 5 points for tyler falling for the summit thing?


s

Cheater said...

Hahahaha

El Padrino said...

"0% chance keef goes"


Also, very original


just ficced your statement

Tyler said...

do i get 5 points for tyler falling for the summit thing?

You should get an instant trip to the finals.

Cheater said...

I'd bet you on which one of us makes it there but I know how that would pay out

Blue said...

tem is driving to houston

El Padrino said...

i havent even brought it up yet to cmep, it's too far away

Blue said...

EP should fly into Cbus and drive with Tem

Blue said...

or is that mize's plan, train to cbus

El Padrino said...

keef is begging for the sausage

Jugdish said...

im in for a train

/beth

Jugdish said...

keef is begging for the sausage



twss

Blue said...

i'm gonna fly into Dallas...can Jug pick me up on th way?

El Padrino said...

steve lavin has prostate cancer?

Tyler said...

i'm gonna fly into Dallas...can Jug pick me up on th way?

Liar, JetBlue doesn't fly to Dallas, I checked.

Cheater said...

i havent even brought it up yet to cmep, it's too far away



0%. got it

El Padrino said...

it's april bro

Jugdish said...

tyler, will you wear your rey mysterio wrestling mask at the airport so we know its you?

Cheater said...

"it's april bro"


0%

H said...

Tidalpool is not acceptable. Must have got lost

El Padrino said...

as

Jugdish said...

as



fish

Cheater said...

"as"


0


%

H said...

Tyler, Chicago pics are on my facebook if you need proof that this is really. Really glad you are coming though.

Contract the Gophers said...

I'm all set to go (well, got it cleared at home and work), just have to go back into the LOV archives, check the dates, hotel info, etc.; I know I'm doing Friday-Mon


I should have it booked over the weekend

H said...

Sure, now jug says we could play softball. I would have booked for thursday night if I knew that!

Jugdish said...

suite

H said...

Kod. Sept 23-26. No hotel info yet.

Cheater said...

He needs proof that it's really

Jugdish said...

i got rev on wwf....that should be worth some points

Contract the Gophers said...

"Kod. Sept 23-26. No hotel info yet."



gracias

Contract the Gophers said...

was talking to bossman about LSII yesterday actually


one of the first times I have mentioned LS or LSII without getting a

::AYFKM::


yet another reason why kod hearts his bossman

Tyler said...

"tyler, will you wear your rey mysterio wrestling mask at the airport so we know its you?"

That can be arranged. But not inside the airport. I don't want to get tackled by TSA.

"Tyler, Chicago pics are on my facebook if you need proof that this is really. Really glad you are coming though."

I know, I've seen them and I totally know this is real, but for some reason I just can't shake this feeling that I'm going to show up and no one's going to be there.

Cheater said...

Keef/yug wwf is coming down to the wire

Cheater said...

"I know, I've seen them and I totally know this is real, but for some reason I just can't shake this feeling that I'm going to show up and no one's going to be there."



That sounds like something mize would say

El Padrino said...

you mean it was a gay comment

Tyler said...

Yes, I understand that it was a totally gay/Meiz thought process, but still.

Tyler said...

That is my entire defense: but still.

Tyler said...

fmtyler uses google calendar for everything so I sent her an event request and she accepted so it's officially on.

Yes, I know how that looks.

Tyler said...

And yes, I know what you're going to say, but that's the way the post 9/11 world works now.

Jugdish said...

that's pretty much a contract, right kod?

Jugdish said...

but that's the way the post 9/11 world works now


but its only april

Jugdish said...

but that's the way the post 9/11 world works now


thanks a lot bin laden

Tyler said...

This is not 'Nam, there are rules.

Cheater said...

but its only april



Cmon bro

Tyler said...

Doyer Dog
. Looks good.

El Padrino said...

serious i havent even booked vacation yet

El Padrino said...

when i get that done i'll broach the topic

Contract the Gophers said...

that's pretty much a contract, right kod?



well, you got an offer and an acceptance; you just need consideration and BOOM contract.

Giver her some token for letting you go, she'll never know that it is for the purposes of creating a contract

El Padrino said...

now that kod is going are we gonna be doing drugs?

Contract the Gophers said...

"This is not 'Nam, there are rules."



nice to have the Dude back in the fold

Contract the Gophers said...

now that kod is going are we gonna be doing drugs?


I'm not driving down there

Contract the Gophers said...

but that does remind me, I maybe drink about once every 3 months now; I have no tolerance anymore and will be a complete lightweight on the trip

El Padrino said...

early bed for kod

El Padrino said...

I maybe drink about once every 3 hours now

*ficced elp

H said...

Odds on a Kod/Meiz hookup attempt as a result of Kod drinking?

H said...

Lots of hdh from me lately. Getting used to the new phone.

Contract the Gophers said...

"Odds on a Kod/Meiz hookup attempt as a result of Kod drinking?"


0; I have many faults, but loyalty and faithfulness are not either of them


plus, I don't shit where I blog

H said...

EP is not allowed to say "we" in reference to the summit until the flight is booked.

Jugdish said...

Lots of hdh from me lately. Getting used to the new phone.



Is that how you explain "halocline"?

Jugdish said...

plus, I don't shit where I blog



chuckle

H said...

Tyler, are you flying into Austin or Houston?

Cheater said...

"serious i havent even booked vacation yet"

0%

Cheater said...

"plus, I don't shit where I blog"


But mize has no qualms sharing a bed with another man, so watch out

H said...

Halocline

Tyler said...

I have no tolerance anymore and will be a complete lightweight on the trip

You need to start training like now.

Tyler said...

Aitch - Austin.

Jugdish said...

But mize has no qualms sharing a bed with another man, so watch out


so mize and kod in one room?

Jugdish said...

You need to start training like now.


^^^^^

Jugdish said...

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