Friday, April 01, 2011

El Pad's 2011 MLB (AL) Preview

AL West - Easy

Texas Rangers (88-74)
- Since I'm not a fan of going with the trendy AL West division winner pick since they are always wrong I'll stick with the incumbent. They should just be good enough. Texas has a powerful lineup and a sneaky good rotation. I really think Lewis can be better and Wilson has filthy stuff. If Webb can contribute a plus, if not they have surplus offense to trade for a starter. Beltre is a good fit there and has some sick Arlington numbers. After figuring out the Mike Young situation they should be fine. I like a full year from Mitch Moreland. And props to Jon Daniels getting Beltre, all three AL west teams were hot for him, even his old team. Just wish they would have resigned Lee. Player to watch : Mitch Moreland, could see a .290 20HR, 80RBI line from this kid.

Oakland A's (84-78)- Oaktown got the pitchers to play with anybody, maybe even scare Texas but the offense is kind of a disaster. I mean Matsui's knees are made of U-Don noodles. But if you look at the champs, the A's are kind of similar. The A's have crazy good pitching and a very good bullpen. They field well so if the offense can generate some runs here and there you are looking at a dangerous team. Coco Crisp's health is important, Josh Willingham and his giant head hopefully can hit 20 HR's but outside of that I mean David Dejesus is a nice player but not a huge upgrade. Player to watch : Gio Gonzalez's curve ball. BENDER.

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim of Angels of Los Angeles (80-82) - Just not sure what happened to them this off-season. Usually they got the bread to throw around and get a big name. Crawford, Lee, Werth (not ideal but still) instead they end up with Vernon Wells. I see they get Morales back and that will be a big plus but they still have a shitty offensive infield. Bunch of guys with low OPS #'s, only way they challenge for division if is one of them make a comeback. Player to watch : Bourjos, he needs to be a top of the order force and steal bases.

Seattle Mariners (69-93) - So 2009 was an abberation. Got it. This Mike Pineda kid. I like. If they can hold on to King Felito' and this kid comes along. Let's say Bedard has a bounce back year (had a nice spring) and Justin Smoak goes beast mode you could be looking at a nice team come 2012. Too bad this is 2011. At lease ownership/GM/coach and maybe fans understand this. The farm system has some promise and the bullpen is pretty solid already. Player to watch : Justin Smoak. Justin Smoak. Justin Smoak. Justin Smoak.

AL Central - The Al East of the Midwest

Detroit Tigers (90-72) - I'm going with the best rotation in the division. Verlander is a potential Cy Young candidate, Scherzer really had a strong second half and is filthy, Coke makes the leap from sturdy reliever to dependable starter and I'm also very high on Porcello who finally put it together in the second half and has a ton of talent. If Brad Penny can give them anything it will be a plus. Offensively Cabrera is the glue in that lineup and the trouble he caused himself a month ago doesnt seem to be affecting him or the team so that is a good sign for Leyland. Austin Jackson makes the team go and plays strong D up the middle. I like how 1-8 they have a guy who can put the ball in the stands. It's a powerful lineup and I think they edge out the Twins for the division. Player to watch : Justin Turner, a kid reliever who throws gas. Could be a bullpen injection come late summer.

Minnesota Twins (88-74) - Dirty secret of mine. I like the Twins. I root for them under my breath. Something about the baggie dome as a kid and the way they play the game I just like it. Unfortunately with a strong AL east, again, you have to win the division to advance in these parts and I got the Twins a couple of games short of that. This Morneau thing was just weird. Kubel with 600 at bats is a problem for me. I like the rest of the lineup, defensively fine and the bullpen is very good. Rotation, for me, is good but low good. Something about Pavano being the ace bothers me. He'll be pitching against #1's and #2 of other teams outside the division and I just think it's not a good matchup for him. Suite September schedule though..... Player to watch : Liriano is only 27, could he make the Johan leap? Or was his 2nd half decline for real.

Chicago White Sox (82-80) - How many more years are we going to do the Mark Buerhle ace thing? Just stop it already. Gavin Floyd rocked like a 6.44 ERA for like two months. Can Peavy make 15-20 starts? Matt Thornton to close? Is Gordon Beckham going to have the year he's expected to? Will Konerko repeat 2010? Notice the question marks I keep creating here. That's how I feel about this team, lots of question marks. Sure Adam Dunn will hit 50 HR's in Chicago. Alex Rios? Fucking Jaun Pierre has been a part time player for the past 2 years now he's the leadoff hitter in Ozzie's lineup. Bottom line, the rotation is not as good as people think. Player to watch : Aforementioned Gordon Beckham, had a nice comeback in the 2nd half after a dismal start. Wonder if it was an anamoly.

Cleveland Indians (78-84) - Hey look at us we won't suck as much as you think! Assuming the injuried stars return and stay healthy. Not sure if you knew this but the Indians had a top 5 staff the second half of the season. They also found a closer in Perez last year. They will be a pesky team and maybe even throw a wrench in the AL Central Divison race some September. Player to watch : Matt LaPorta. Hurry up fat boy this is your last year to show them you will be good.

Kansas City Royals (66-96) - How can a team suck every year and never improve? I just fail to understand shit like this. Once again the Royals are going with the tried and true method of fringe major leaguers and not ready rookies. Alex Gordon has a Ruthian spring so there's that. Oh my god Bruce Chen is in the rotation. This is bullshit. Player to watch : Not Bruce Chen. Kila Ka'ahihue, 1B. Speaking of Kila I like those Hawaiian shaved ices.

AL East - Yanks/Sox reign almost over

Yankees (98-64) - Yes they missed out on Cliff Lee (twice) and yes the Petite retirement was a big blow but read the lineup aloud several times. Remember despite being 36 Arod is healthier now than the past two years, years in which he still drove in more RBI's than only 4 players. Robinson Cano is becoming unpitchable which gave Nick Swisher so many opportunities last year it explains his strong numbers. After CC the rotation is suspect. Agreed. But AJ Burnett was allowed to have a bad year. This guy still throws mid 90's, he hasn't lost velocity and still has a vicious curveball. I think he bounces back and I like Nova, the 4th starter. Freddy Garcia is a professional and better than most 5th starters. The bullpen is solid. Either way, when it's trade deadline time you know the Yanks will be in play for whoever is available and putting Cliff Lee aside, they usually get their man. Player to watch : Phil Hughes, can he shake off the bad ending to last year and be a steady #3 guy?

Red Sox (94-68) - I talked about the Yankee lineup being awesome and I have to say the Sox lineup isn't very far behind. Great depth and solid throughout, LMC. Fact is it will come down to the pitching, always does. After Lester there are some question marks in the rotation that include Beckett, Lackey and Dice K. Three once very good pitchers. Health a concern. Control issues more of a concern. If those problems don't exist the Sox will be right there and could overtake the division but I think one of these guys will falter and Papelbon staggered plenty last year so you wonder about him a bit. Player to watch : Ellsbury is a shitstain. That is all.

Baltimore Orioles (88-74) - Fuck that I'm not ignoring the Orioles play in the 2nd half once Buck came and strangled that clubhouse. They had a great winter and have a few young arms that can really be successful this year. Sure Reynolds strikes out an obscene amount but when he doesn't he goes yard. Especially in Camden Yards, Fenway and Yankee Stadium he might hit 50. Derek Lee and Vladdy Daddy bring veteran leadership and good offense. Markakis is a solid ballplayer. I'm big on Adam Jones this year and Luke Scott mashes. Orioles rotation is young but nasty. If any of them falter enter Zach Britton. I'm way high on this team maybe more than I should be but they will score alot of runs this year. Orioles have had 13 straight losing seasons, I mean that just has to snap at some point right? Player to watch : Britton hands down. He'll be in this rotation soon enough.

Tampa Bay Rays (80-82) - I think this team is relying on too much youth this year. I mean Hellickson was good in limited rotation action but over the whole year it's a question mark for me. After Price who else? Shields will have to have a rebound year and Wade Davis/Niemann combo scares no one. They completely re-tooled the bullpen and really have no closer. The off-season splashes they made were Damon and Manny which would have been suite if it were 2004. They lost defense, a strong suit the past few years they contended and they lost Crawford, Pena and Garza. I think they regress this year. They have the worst offense in this division and it's not even close. Player to watch : Jake McGee, could be that closer Maddon is looking for.

Toronto Blue Jays (72-90) - Another strong offensive team in the AL East. But was the year Bautista had for real? Has to be, only Brady Anderson went from 50 back to his average (18). Everyone else who hit 54 or plus 50 are Sosa, McGwire, Griff JR and Ruth. Damn. Marcum trade brought back a nice 3B prospect that could contribute this year. But Lind and Hill need comeback years for this team to be .500. It's a tough division and a tough league. The pitching is pretty good not a fan of the bullpen though. Player to watch : Kyle Drabek, kid got the pedigree.


Awards MVP - Robbie Cano Cy Young - Jon Lester ROY - Zach Britton

Playoffs Yanks over Rangers, Tigers over Sox Yanks over Tigers NL over Yanks

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tem said...

hi

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

your face is hi

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

nice post, freak

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

wall

JFreak said...

EP has to start over.

Teams from the same division can't play each other in the first round of the playoffs.

tem said...

Maybe he is predicting a rule change

tem said...

I liked his use of "at lease"

tem said...

By the by, 13 straight losing seasons is nothing.

El Padrino said...

pirates worse

El Padrino said...

Teams from the same division can't play each other in the first round of the playoffs.

fixed

Blue said...

" Coke makes the leap from sturdy reliever to dependable starter"

obviously wrote this before he choked away the game yesterday in the 7th inning

El Padrino said...

"obviously wrote this before he choked away the game yesterday in the 7th inning"

yes

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Good stuff, LP

Tattoos for everyone! said...

yob for mize

Tattoos for everyone! said...

By the by, 13 straight losing seasons is nothing.


Similar to your face

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"EP has to start over.

Teams from the same division can't play each other in the first round of the playoffs."


I'm -160% sure he's done that before in a preview

Jugdish said...

keef's post was a lot better than this one

Reggie Reggie Reggie said...

jug went to the bait store

Tattoos for everyone! said...

cuckoo bird

Jugdish said...

jug went to the bait store



no way..its three towns over

/mize

Tattoos for everyone! said...

You should go to the face store, tp

Blue said...

dat ass

Blue said...

u r welcome

Contract the Gophers said...

every once in a while she asks if i'm on that site where "idiots mail beer""


-that's awesome; wouldn't be a shabby tagline either

Jugdish said...

every once in a while she asks if i'm on that site where "idiots mail beer""



i thought that was hilarity too

El Padrino said...

thanks keef

El Padrino said...

suite dat ass

El Padrino said...

every once in a while she asks if i'm on that site where "idiots mail beer""


im so proud of this moment

Blue said...

i'd mail beer to someone if I lost a bet

Blue said...

but...i don't lose bets, so i've got that going for me

Jugdish said...

me too

/h

Blue said...

yeah, if that was our tagline, H wouldn't be allowed to comment anymore

Blue said...

"where idiots mail beer, except that one guy who is a weasel"

Blue said...

doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well

Tattoos for everyone! said...

We have 2 weasels here

Jugdish said...

The spurs were supposed to beat the celtics last night...guess they didn't get that memo

Tyler said...

Have lodging accommodations been acquired for the Summit 2.0?

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Your face isn't very accommodating

Jugdish said...

not yet...I'll take care of that this weekend...looking at this place

Beth said...

dat ass

I'm sure everyone will appreciate the artistry of this pic too.

s

El Padrino said...

right up against the wall i like it

Blue said...

i'm booking this place for the summit 2.0

Jugdish said...

i'm booking this place for the summit 2.0


ill have to check out vrbo too...good call

Blue said...

actually that place that i linked isn't too shabby, like 2 blocks from 6th street, sleeps up to 12 for like $200/night.

Blue said...

sorry $250/night

Blue said...

so if you got say 6 guys, that's <$100 per person for 2 nights

Jugdish said...

yeah that's not bad at all

Blue said...

oh, and it's right on 6th street

Jugdish said...

so you're coming too?

Blue said...

plus meiz would have a kitchen so he could make chili or ramen or something

Jugdish said...

plus meiz would have a kitchen so he could make chili or ramen or something


suite

Jugdish said...

i invited mize's parents too

Blue said...

yeah right cmblue isn't going to let that happen

Blue said...

that conversation would go like this:

blue: i'm going to austin to hang out with some idiots who mail beer

cmblue: um...no you're not

blue: ok

Tyler said...

I may have received verbal permission from the boss last night to attend the Summit.

Tyler said...

It was shockingly easy to convince her.

Jugdish said...

blue: ok


wussbag

/Lp

Jugdish said...

I may have received verbal permission from the boss last night to attend the Summit.



cool! not sure if H booked his flight yet, but he is flying into and out of houston and riding there with me. his flight gets in around 11 on that friday

Tyler said...

I think I still need expressed written consent to attend tho. I will work on getting that.

Tyler said...

his flight gets in around 11 on that friday

To Houston or Austin?

Tyler said...

I thought there were 6:30am flights last night but now the earliest is 6:55. Gets into Austin at 11:45.

Jugdish said...

he gets into houston at 11...we're dirving up from there. its a 3 hour drive.


hopefully ill get a good tip


s

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Just the tip, though

Tyler said...

Oh, ok. What time is Mize flying in? Or is he going to wait until the last minute to book a flight?

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Mizeks taking a train

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Jesus

Mize is

Jugdish said...

Oh, ok. What time is Mize flying in? Or is he going to wait until the last minute to book a flight?



not sure...don't think he booked yet

El Padrino said...

jug sporting meiz again?

El Padrino said...

why austin again

are we trying to pick the most expensive flights for people?

El Padrino said...

you guys are great and i'd love to come but im not paying 450 plus tax to get to austin

Jugdish said...

if we were trying to go the expensive route we'd go to nyc

Jugdish said...

you guys are great and i'd love to come but im not paying 450 plus tax to get to austin

wussbag

Jugdish said...

original thought was NO...and it shifted to austin. Are flights to NO that much cheaper?

El Padrino said...

"if we were trying to go the expensive route we'd go to nyc"

flights to nyc are cheap, lodging is not cheap but i know tons of cheap things to do

neither here or there nyc aint happening

Tyler said...

you guys are great and i'd love to come but im not paying 450 plus tax to get to austin

Yeah but you make more because you work in NYC, so that's like a $200 flight for the rest of us.

Tyler said...

450 plus tax, is that one way or round trip?

El Padrino said...

chicago is cheap and more evenly located between west coast east cost

El Padrino said...

"450 plus tax, is that one way or round trip?"

plus tax, $517 round trip

Tyler said...

IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!!!

Spaceman Spiff said...

they already did chi town

Tyler said...

I'm looking at $379 without tax.

El Padrino said...

new orleans is half the cost
florida dirt cheap
atlanta practically free
phoenix cheap

El Padrino said...

"they already did chi town"

yeah i know, is the premise to try other cities or just a meet up

Spaceman Spiff said...

both

Spaceman Spiff said...

dem tits

Blue said...

I think Atlanta would be fun

Blue said...

we could try and find beth

El Padrino said...

T Elp dont so stopovers, especially on weekend trips

Tyler said...

we could try and find beth

All you gotta do is find The Clam Shack.

Blue said...

"dem tits"

is that rebecca black?

Tyler said...

Elp dont so stopovers, especially on weekend trips

Yeah, I'm only looking at direct flights. Otherwise it's a 5+ hour trip.

Jugdish said...

I think Atlanta would be fun


no

/cmblue

Blue said...

i could probably swing atlanta, drop her off with the family in Alabama and drive over

Blue said...

minneapolis, we could do mall of america

Blue said...

how come no one ever suggests milwaukee? we have a suite zoo


/meiz

El Padrino said...

whatever you decide im trying to be in, even if it's austin but just sayin, lil pricey those flights

austin is not a major city according to airlines

Tyler said...

ATL is cheaper. $342. But isn't it going to be hotter than hell there in September?

Tyler said...

I can pay $349 for a direct flight to ATL on Delta that would take about six hours, or $1019 for an LAX-Portland-ATL flight on Alaskan Airlines that is almost a 12-hour trip.

El Padrino said...

what about denver, cheap for me

El Padrino said...

we should all host a summit at some point anyway

cept aitch and rev

El Padrino said...

being in nyc most major hubs are reasonable, i imagine same thing for LA

Blue said...

i wouldn't be able to make the Denver trip

Blue said...

actually that would probably be one of the only ways

Blue said...

i think they're trying to do all the "real world" cities

El Padrino said...

so we're going to Sydney Australia?

Spaceman Spiff said...

that one white boy with the 50" vert in the dunk contest last night

Spaceman Spiff said...

after watching the unedited footage, wonder how long it took him to make that viral vid

Jugdish said...

so we're going to Sydney Australia?



if i can get a train there, yes

/mize

El Padrino said...

Resorts Casino Hotel in Atlantic City is in the midst of rebranding themselves with a 1920s theme, part of which involves skimpy little flapper costumes for their cocktail waitresses. Now a lawsuit claims that 16 women were fired for being older and less attractive than other staffers after the company took photographs of them in the revealing new uniforms.


awesome

Jugdish said...

we'll do vegas next year

El Padrino said...

Chef José Andrés announced the news of a new reality show on NBC coming this fall called Desperate Chefs' Wives. Featuring his wife and the wives of Tom Colicchio, Anthony Bourdain, Eric Ripert, and (huh?) Conan O'Brien, the show presumably will have the ladies getting Botox, getting drunk, and fighting (often all at the same time), all the while complaining that their husbands are always off shooting a TV show somewhere in the Caribbean or East Asia.


jesus

El Padrino said...

"we'll do vegas next year"

im out on that one, no way cmep trusts me in vegas and not for woman

ns

El Padrino said...

or women

Tyler said...

Is there an Olive Garden in that Casino? I wonder what a double re-brand would look like.

Spaceman Spiff said...

"Desperate Chefs' Wives. "

awful naming job

Jugdish said...

sospiff

Spaceman Spiff said...

JUGFAST

El Padrino said...

fabio top chef recap, hilarity

also, bahamas and they all dressed like it's not bahamas weird

casy the fuck is she wearing

Spaceman Spiff said...

casey needs to get naked

Blue said...

is casey a dude or a chick?

El Padrino said...

richard is worry

Spaceman Spiff said...

"fabio top chef recap, hilarity"

wonder how the editor approached the article, cant edit out his HDH, did they just look to make sure he didnt curse or anything

El Padrino said...

chick

Blue said...

i'm already sick of all the talk about the phillies rotation

i hope all their arms fall off

Spaceman Spiff said...

nvm, he cursed, they just censored it

Jugdish said...

i'm already sick of all the talk about the phillies rotation



im already sick of your face

Jugdish said...

if we do atlanta next year beth would have to make an appearance at least

Blue said...

we had a mustache contest for the month of march with a couple of other companies. (mustache madness)

so blue is sporting a stache today

Jugdish said...

wearing the camo bikini of course

Jugdish said...

so we know its her

Contract the Gophers said...

"fabio top chef recap, hilarity"



that was great (ns)

Jugdish said...

the stache starts tomorrow

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"you guys are great and i'd love to come but im not paying 450 plus tax to get to austin"


Kind of the same bought* I'm in. I'd love to go but hard to get cmk to get on board me spending $400 on a plane ticket. She wouldn't mind me going if I wasn't going to spend $600-$700

Blue said...

i've got the clu haywood going on

Jugdish said...

post a pic of blue haywood

El Padrino said...

"Kind of the same bought* I'm in."

this boat just got uglier

Spaceman Spiff said...

your face cant get uglier

Blue said...

my glamour shots by deb picture here

Spaceman Spiff said...

baby swagger GIF

Spaceman Spiff said...

pic is too small

Spaceman Spiff said...

re: blue

Jugdish said...

pic is too small


LMC

/blue

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"pic is too small"

haha

Spaceman Spiff said...

keep growing that stache and you can close for the breers

Tyler said...

we had a mustache contest for the month of march with a couple of other companies. (mustache madness)

Do you also celebrate Cinco de Moustache?

El Padrino said...

wow a stache, suite

Blue said...

"Do you also celebrate Cinco de Moustache?"


that would be a good day as well

H said...

Switched to a Droid X. A lot easier to LOV

El Padrino said...

you should switch your face

tem said...

one word for the LOV summit:



TEMHIO

El Padrino said...

bitch said, bathroom is pretty big

90 sqft apt. i can swing that

tem said...

90sq ft?


LMC

Tyler said...

90 sqft apt

Micro is the new Macro.

Tyler said...

90 sq ft is $700/month? And you can't drop four hundo to go to Austin?

El Padrino said...

living there would freak me out

El Padrino said...

how does she bring a dude home

Tyler said...

Maybe she's very limber?

Tyler said...

Or that could The Manhattan Clam Shack.

Tyler said...

Beth sublets when she's in NYC.

Tyler said...

John WALL?

Jugdish said...

no

El Padrino said...

clev snow

mlb is dumb

Jugdish said...

living there would freak me out


your face freaks me out

El Padrino said...

they should only let the cold home teams host a opening day once every 4 years, other trhee years on the road

Blue said...

that's kind of the size of the bedroom part of my dorm room in collitch

Blue said...

i built a loft like that, it was suite

Contract the Gophers said...

that's kind of the size of the bedroom part of my dorm room in collitch


^^^^^^^^^^^


Freshman year we through up 2 A-frame lofts and fit 5 in a sleeping room. That way we freed up one room just for storage, and the other room just for parties and all-around debauchery.

Contract the Gophers said...

*through up



geez, that was not on purpose; glad it's Friday, I'm fried

Tyler said...

they should only let the cold home teams host a opening day once every 4 years, other trhee years on the road

It is in the 90s here. I was shocked the Dodgers had a home game because last year they opened @ Pittsburgh and I'm pretty sure it was rained out.

Blue said...

"Freshman year we through up 2 A-frame lofts and fit 5 in a sleeping room. That way we freed up one room just for storage, and the other room just for parties and all-around debauchery."

yep, that's why I lived in the dorms most my college years...had a single, one room had my loft and put my desk and shit under it, the other room had 2 couches and a recliner and my tv

tem said...

they shouldn't even play baseball in april.

it should be a mid may to begining of september sport and that is it.

Blue said...

it's supposed to be 75 here today

Contract the Gophers said...

yeah, dorm life was sweet for me; lived in dorms 3 of my 6 college years....wish I had done it for 5

Contract the Gophers said...

they shouldn't even play baseball in april.

it should be a mid may to begining of september sport and that is it.



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Jugdish said...

never lived in dorms for college, but I did for my first few years in the air force...good times.

El Padrino said...

sox @ rays
yanks @ baltimore, (a bit warmer in MD)
Indians @ Blue Jays
White Sox @ Seattle
Royals @ Anaheim
Detroit @ Texas
Twins @ A's

variation

NL easier

Blue said...

actual conversation just had:

blue: Hey, what do you think about me goint go Austin with some of the guys off the blog in September

cmblue: what, why?

blue: to hang out and meet...guys weekend

cmblue: that's stupid...wait are you trying to april fool's me, cuz that's kind of funny

blue: uhh, yeah exactly April fools

Tattoos for everyone! said...

98° here today. No, not Nick Lachey

Jugdish said...

make her understand blue

Jugdish said...

maybe the april fools joke is on us and blue is really going

Tattoos for everyone! said...

Maybe your face is an April fool's joke

Jugdish said...

if it was in denver blue would get this:


you can go have dinner with them, but you can only have an appetizer.

/cmblue

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"you can go have dinner with them, but you can only have an appetizer."


So he can't have dinner. Got it

Blue said...

if it was in Denver everyone could crash in my basement

Blue said...

of course you'd spend more money on a cab home from downtown denver than a hotel room would cost, so maybe not as good of an idea

tem said...

wft is a .rar file?

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"if it was in Denver everyone could crash in my basement"

I'm sure cmblue would be kosher with that

Blue said...

damn tyler, take a chill pill

tem said...

"So he can't have dinner. Got it"

exactly, but he can go to dinner. just can't eat it.

Tattoos for everyone! said...

This fucking hackoff is so bad

Jugdish said...

I'm sure cmblue would be kosher with that


she isn't kosher with his face

Blue said...

"I'm sure cmblue would be kosher with that"

she wouldn't even notice

Blue said...

you could time it with the neighborhood wuss olympics, a lot of LOV olympics games are played

Jugdish said...

"if it was in Denver everyone could crash in my servent's quarters"



fixed

Tattoos for everyone! said...

"she wouldn't even notice"

She'd notice the pasty white eeyore

Tyler said...

damn tyler, take a chill pill

Yep, doesn't surprise me. I've seen it happen about a hundred times live at games. There is usually at least two or three brawls in the upper level every time the Giants are in town.

And the bleachers are like the Wild West. If you wear Giants gear out there, expect to come home in a body bag. You WILL get a shive in the back.

tem said...

put him in a BODY BAG

Jugdish said...

O:FB

Jugdish said...

TPS sucks

Jugdish said...

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"Most Boston sports fans are just douchebags. Because most people from New England are douchebags." - tem





"Obama got elected because of the Rooney rule" - Jug





"you should never let debt stop you from pro-creating anyway" - El Padrino





"If you agree with EP, change your opinion." - H





"i'm dumb and sensitive. basically i'm a woman" - L Padrino





"I'm so horny this morning. If there wasn't this sex offender list going around id grope bitches on the train this morning" - L Padrino